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♪♪

[ Grunting ]

I wish there was something going on today.

[ All yawning ]One for you.

And one for Bob.

[ Inhales sharply ] Oh!

Bob? Huh?

Looks like you missed a spot there.

[ Squeaking ] Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Suck lead, ya crawly bastard!

Move outta the way! Spow! Spow! Spow!

[ Roach squeaking ]

Freeze right there you...

Huh?Huh? Huh?Huh?

...bunch of criminals?

Hey Roach, how 'd you like to be my new deputy.

[ Squeaks ]

Man: ♪ Run around town

♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What?

♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪

♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪

♪ Momma ♪ Now you got it

♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it

Oh, no. I'd better go. [ Laughs ]

♪ M-O-M-M-A named me

♪ Momma named me Sheriff

♪ My momma named me Sheriff ♪

What?! You hired a bug?!

His name is Roach.

Deputy Roach.

And because of him, these streets are clean.

And speaking of clean, Bob, uh...

[ Sniffs ]...if ya see Roach,

don't mop him up, kay?

'Cause he's my newest bestest deputy!

-But what did you -- -Whatever! Bye. [ Sniffs ]

Are you kidding me?!

Is the bug gonna file the criminal report, too?

I bet he can't!

Relax, yo. We know you can file reports.

But -- But -- But --[ Chirps ]

[ Laughs ] Ooh-hoo-hoo! You got burned, Goodman!

[ Tires screech ][ Bob screams ]

Aah! What was that?

Wha...Somebody killed Bob, yo!

But who?[ Chirps ]

You're right.

This looks like another case for Sheriff and Roach.

What?! Goodman, get started on this report.

Chop chop! Heh-heh.

[ Groans ]

Aah!

[ Roach squeaking ]Sheriff: Uh-huh. Yeah.

You're right -- no skid marks.

This was no accident.

Good work, Roach.

Now -- Oh!

♪♪

Gloria...

Here's your gravy, Grammy.Oh.

H-Hi, Gloria.

Oh, look. Our favorite Sheriff.

You working on something big?

Yeah, Bob the janitor got pancaked by somebody.

My!

But we'll figure it out,

just like Grammy's gonna figure out that spoon.

Here, let me help ya.

Oh, thank you![ Squeaking ]

What are you talking about? I am focused.

Hey -- Uh...

Fine. [ Sighs ] Hey, Gloria?

Mm-hmm?Bob used to come in here, right?

Uh, sometimes, yes.

He have any enemies or you know anything about him?

Nope, nothing at all.

[ Screams ]

A roach! Get it away from me!

Oh uh, sorry. That's just my new deputy.

Don't worry about him. What?

Uh, I'll get this all cleaned up.

Not now, Roach!

Isn't he just the sweetest, Grammy?

Oh, stop!

But don't.

[ Chitters ]

[ Rooster crows ]

♪ Oh, Gloria, I adore-ia

♪ I wanna ask ya out, and maybe get married ♪

♪ Have kids, and one day go camping ♪

♪ And make us smores-ias [ Chirping ]

What? I am looking for dented cars!

[ Chirping ] Okay. Geez.

Hey Roach, you think Gloria likes cheese?

I mean I like her,

but I want to get to know her more better.

You know, like, is she an umbrella type?

Or would she rather just stand in the rain

and kiss me, sensually?

[ Roach chirping ]Aah! Aah! Aah!

Fine! Dented cars.

Geez.

Roach, I got it!

Carl's Gas Station.

Carl. Ah!

You know everything about everybody, right?

Do you know anything about Gloria?

What? My reports!

What in the heck is this mess?!

Ugh!Chill, Goodman.

Let Bob's replacement clean that!

Give it up for... Robo-Mopper!

Huh? Filth detected.

Oh, and Sheriff said that Roach wants you

to re-write up those reports, yo.

What?! That's it!

I am going to crack this case before that Roach does!

There must be a clue in here somewhere!

Filth detected.

Clean filth. Clean --Oh, no! My evidence!

Vacuum error.Ahh! No!

Oh! Ahh! Ahh! What's happening?

Where am I?Yo, Robo-mopper ate Bob's brains

and now he's back from the dead!

Oh, perfect![ Screaming ]

Bob! Buddy?! Who killed you?

What happened to my hands?!

[ Roach chirping ]So, do you think Gloria like cheese?

Or chips? Or gas?

Quiet Roach!

I mean, are we talking high or low octane?

Cash or credit? Gimme the good stuff, Carl.

Roach! Okay! Fine!

Uh, Roach wants to know if you've seen any dented cars.

[ Munching ] Nope.Okay. Cool.

So, anyways, does Gloria like umbrellas?

What's her zodiac sign?

Golly, Sheriff. You're a regular Janitor Bob.

Yep. Bob was obsessed with Gloria.

Drove her batty with all that stalking and what nots.

She's got a lot to say about Bob.

[ Roach chirping ]She was hiding something.

Okay. I'll put aside our explosive chemistry

and ask her some tougher questions.

But we don't want to spook her. You gotta stay incognito.

That's an order.[ Chirping ]

Carl, you got any roach disguises?

A'ight. He's chill now.

But you gotta be even more chill.

Uh-huh. Home-bot been through a lot, yo.

Okay.

Thirsty? Huh?

I guess my mop's a little dry.

Ahh! So, Bob...

Tell me what you remember about last night.

Well... I was mopping.

Mopping, yes, but after that?

I did some more mopping.

We covered mopping, Bob!

What, you've been sniffing too many

of those chemicals again?!Hey --

Bob, who killed you?

It was... Yes.

It was... Come on.

I have no idea.

Would you just --Chill! chill!

Could I have some more of that water?

Water is for mops that remember!

[ Tires screech, siren chirps ]

Oh!Put your hands in the air!

What a nice surprise.Quiet!

You said you didn't know anything about Bob,

but you knew he was stalking you...[ Roach chirping ]

...which means you had motive to kill him!

Isn't that right, you pretty murderer!

Okay!

Bob was stalking me,

but I didn't kill him.

I'm so sorry, Sheriff.

I should have mentioned it.

It's just Grammy taught me

if you don't have anything nice to say,

don't say anything at all.

Sheriff: Ah, shucks, I never doubted you.

[ Roach chirping ]

[ Screams ]

You brought that gross roach?!

What? Hey!

I told you to stay undercover, and you disobeyed my order,

and you totally cockroach blocked me, man!

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need your hat.

[ Whimpers ]

And your gun...

Now beat it!

Say Sheriff?

Would a sweet guy, like you,

wanna join us for a nice dinner?

Like a date? I'd love to!

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Goodman: Two headlights coming at you!

Who is it, Bob? Who's in the car?!

I just remember mopping.Chill, yo!

Bob don't remember!

[ Groaning ][ Chirping ]

Yo, hold up.

Roach is trying to tell us something?

Great. Look who's back.

He spelled Gloria!

What?! Gloria...

Gloria! I remember!

It was Gloria's car!

Gloria killed me.

On, snap! Roach cracked the case!

[ Chirping ]No!

A bug can not crack the case before me!

Chill, Goodman!You take it back, Bob!

Chill! Chill!

[ Roach chirping ]

Oh!

You killed Roach!Well, I didn't --

I told you to chill out, yo!How about...

both of you chill out.

[ Laughs ][ Both coughing ]

[ Both giggling ]That's niiiice.

Sheriff: Oh!

You have such a nice place here, Gloria.

Thanks.

So, uh you get any closer to finding out who killed Bob?

Not yet, but I'm getting real close.

Oh? Real close.

Uhh...And I hear that what you do

when that happens is you go kissy kiss ki--

Gloria! I found you!

What? Bob?

You're alive?

And a mop?

Yeah!

[ Both giggling ]

You guys intoxicated?

What's going on here?

The cops. Chill.

I loved you, Gloria! And you killed me!

Wha...

Roach was right?! Freeze, you beautiful murdering person!

But, Sheriff, I didn't do it!

Oh, I believe her!Yeah, me too.

But then who did it, yo?

Pshhh! Probably her grandma.

[ Both laugh ]

The hippie cop is right.

I killed that creep!

And I'd do it again!See?

You just needed to chill out to solve it, yo!

[ Chuckling ] Yeeeah.

Freeze, Grammy. You're under arrest!

No!

Aaaaah! My hands!

[ Both scream ]

She's dead!

[ Both laugh ]

We're gonna be one big happy family now.

Gloriaaaa!

Oh, no.

I can't drive without hands.

[ Both laugh ]

And you knuckleheads are no use!

[ Chittering ]Roach?

♪♪

Hard left, Roach!

[ Both laughing ]Right!

Hard left!

[ Gloria screaming ]

Let her go, Bob!

No! Gloria's mine!

Bang! Bang, Bang, bang!

Oh! Goodman, you got shot!

Both: Whoa! Hey, Dispatch!

[ Screams ] [ Laughs ]

Bang, bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang!

No! What are you doing?

Hey!

[ Gloria screams ]

Gloria! Take my hand!

I can't!

Oh! Duh!

'Cause I got no hands.

Aaah!

[ Roach chitters ]

Huh?

No way, Roach.

I can't let you do that!

[ Chitters ]

Okay. Roach, I'm sorry about before, man.

But I want you to know, you're one hell of a deputy!

Now let's buggy!

♪♪

Ah!

[ Screams ]

Gloria! Ugh!

No! You filthy bug!

[ Screams ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Retches ]

Goodbye, Roach.

♪♪

Why's my gas station all exploded?

Chill out, man.

You just had your gas station exploded

by one coooool bug.

Rest in peace, Roach.

Sorry, Sheriff.

I know that disgusting little bug

meant a lot to you.

Yeah, he did.

But anyway, how 'bout we go on that date now, Gloria?

What? I'm dating Carl.

Yep. We're going steady.

Wait! S-what?

We were trying to set you up with Grammy.

Oh, well, guess it sucks that she's dead then.

Grammy: I'm not dead!

♪♪

Gloria: Grammy!

But I still suck!

[ Sheriff shouting ]

Oh, no! Noooo![ Laughter ]

Sheriff: ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me

♪ Momma named me Sheriff

♪ Momma named me Sheriff

♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma, momma named m-me Sheriff ♪

♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪

♪ Momma

She named me Sheriff.

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