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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,956 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,884 [ Grunting ] 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,568 I wish there was something going on today. 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,097 [ All yawning ]One for you. 5 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,801 And one for Bob. 6 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:13,968 [ Inhales sharply ] Oh! 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,154 Bob? Huh? 8 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,629 Looks like you missed a spot there. 9 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:17,888 [ Squeaking ] Oh! 10 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,110 Oh! Oh! 11 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,629 Suck lead, ya crawly bastard! 12 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,243 Move outta the way! Spow! Spow! Spow! 13 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,105 [ Roach squeaking ] 14 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,155 Freeze right there you... 15 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,200 Huh?Huh? Huh?Huh? 16 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,124 ...bunch of criminals? 17 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:32,899 Hey Roach, how 'd you like to be my new deputy. 18 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,205 [ Squeaks ] 19 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,171 Man: ♪ Run around town 20 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,340 ♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What? 21 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,257 ♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪ 22 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:44,132 ♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 23 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:47,264 ♪ Momma ♪ Now you got it 24 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,878 ♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it 25 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,569 Oh, no. I'd better go. [ Laughs ] 26 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:54,706 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 27 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,060 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 28 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,059 ♪ My momma named me Sheriff ♪ 29 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,152 What?! You hired a bug?! 30 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,581 His name is Roach. 31 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,017 Deputy Roach. 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,114 And because of him, these streets are clean. 33 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,984 And speaking of clean, Bob, uh... 34 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,415 [ Sniffs ]...if ya see Roach, 35 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:11,811 don't mop him up, kay? 36 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:14,684 'Cause he's my newest bestest deputy! 37 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,246 -But what did you -- -Whatever! Bye. [ Sniffs ] 38 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:18,864 Are you kidding me?! 39 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,044 Is the bug gonna file the criminal report, too? 40 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,561 I bet he can't! 41 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:25,484 Relax, yo. We know you can file reports. 42 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,910 But -- But -- But --[ Chirps ] 43 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,776 [ Laughs ] Ooh-hoo-hoo! You got burned, Goodman! 44 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:29,827 [ Tires screech ][ Bob screams ] 45 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:30,962 Aah! What was that? 46 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,663 Wha...Somebody killed Bob, yo! 47 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:34,622 But who?[ Chirps ] 48 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,179 You're right. 49 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,706 This looks like another case for Sheriff and Roach. 50 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,410 What?! Goodman, get started on this report. 51 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,669 Chop chop! Heh-heh. 52 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,151 [ Groans ] 53 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,671 Aah! 54 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,984 [ Roach squeaking ]Sheriff: Uh-huh. Yeah. 55 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,980 You're right -- no skid marks. 56 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,682 This was no accident. 57 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,070 Good work, Roach. 58 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,553 Now -- Oh! 59 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,332 ♪♪ 60 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,067 Gloria... 61 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,288 Here's your gravy, Grammy.Oh. 62 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:03,037 H-Hi, Gloria. 63 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:06,429 Oh, look. Our favorite Sheriff. 64 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,354 You working on something big? 65 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,439 Yeah, Bob the janitor got pancaked by somebody. 66 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:12,519 My! 67 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:13,997 But we'll figure it out, 68 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,656 just like Grammy's gonna figure out that spoon. 69 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,091 Here, let me help ya. 70 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,488 Oh, thank you![ Squeaking ] 71 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,450 What are you talking about? I am focused. 72 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:22,529 Hey -- Uh... 73 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,837 Fine. [ Sighs ] Hey, Gloria? 74 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,543 Mm-hmm?Bob used to come in here, right? 75 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:30,242 Uh, sometimes, yes. 76 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,980 He have any enemies or you know anything about him? 77 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,762 Nope, nothing at all. 78 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,326 [ Screams ] 79 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,513 A roach! Get it away from me! 80 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,769 Oh uh, sorry. That's just my new deputy. 81 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,512 Don't worry about him. What? 82 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,083 Uh, I'll get this all cleaned up. 83 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,470 Not now, Roach! 84 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:48,863 Isn't he just the sweetest, Grammy? 85 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,517 Oh, stop! 86 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,171 But don't. 87 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,605 [ Chitters ] 88 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,701 [ Rooster crows ] 89 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:58,439 ♪ Oh, Gloria, I adore-ia 90 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,272 ♪ I wanna ask ya out, and maybe get married ♪ 91 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,790 ♪ Have kids, and one day go camping ♪ 92 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,273 ♪ And make us smores-ias [ Chirping ] 93 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,274 What? I am looking for dented cars! 94 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,446 [ Chirping ] Okay. Geez. 95 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,802 Hey Roach, you think Gloria likes cheese? 96 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,243 I mean I like her, 97 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,760 but I want to get to know her more better. 98 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,113 You know, like, is she an umbrella type? 99 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,243 Or would she rather just stand in the rain 100 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,846 and kiss me, sensually? 101 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,376 [ Roach chirping ]Aah! Aah! Aah! 102 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:23,939 Fine! Dented cars. 103 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,156 Geez. 104 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,205 Roach, I got it! 105 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,470 Carl's Gas Station. 106 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:29,912 Carl. Ah! 107 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,948 You know everything about everybody, right? 108 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:35,874 Do you know anything about Gloria? 109 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,741 What? My reports! 110 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,312 What in the heck is this mess?! 111 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,609 Ugh!Chill, Goodman. 112 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,695 Let Bob's replacement clean that! 113 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,534 Give it up for... Robo-Mopper! 114 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,313 Huh? Filth detected. 115 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,137 Oh, and Sheriff said that Roach wants you 116 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,795 to re-write up those reports, yo. 117 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,879 What?! That's it! 118 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:56,368 I am going to crack this case before that Roach does! 119 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,280 There must be a clue in here somewhere! 120 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,325 Filth detected. 121 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,850 Clean filth. Clean --Oh, no! My evidence! 122 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,724 Vacuum error.Ahh! No! 123 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,856 Oh! Ahh! Ahh! What's happening? 124 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,729 Where am I?Yo, Robo-mopper ate Bob's brains 125 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,211 and now he's back from the dead! 126 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,301 Oh, perfect![ Screaming ] 127 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,170 Bob! Buddy?! Who killed you? 128 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:18,261 What happened to my hands?! 129 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,431 [ Roach chirping ]So, do you think Gloria like cheese? 130 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,997 Or chips? Or gas? 131 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,354 Quiet Roach! 132 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,663 I mean, are we talking high or low octane? 133 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,220 Cash or credit? Gimme the good stuff, Carl. 134 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,568 Roach! Okay! Fine! 135 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:33,708 Uh, Roach wants to know if you've seen any dented cars. 136 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:36,231 [ Munching ] Nope.Okay. Cool. 137 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,226 So, anyways, does Gloria like umbrellas? 138 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,838 What's her zodiac sign? 139 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:42,458 Golly, Sheriff. You're a regular Janitor Bob. 140 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,419 Yep. Bob was obsessed with Gloria. 141 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,419 Drove her batty with all that stalking and what nots. 142 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,552 She's got a lot to say about Bob. 143 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:53,084 [ Roach chirping ]She was hiding something. 144 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,508 Okay. I'll put aside our explosive chemistry 145 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,336 and ask her some tougher questions. 146 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,174 But we don't want to spook her. You gotta stay incognito. 147 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,912 That's an order.[ Chirping ] 148 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,743 Carl, you got any roach disguises? 149 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,352 A'ight. He's chill now. 150 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,263 But you gotta be even more chill. 151 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,218 Uh-huh. Home-bot been through a lot, yo. 152 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,526 Okay. 153 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,232 Thirsty? Huh? 154 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,969 I guess my mop's a little dry. 155 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,141 Ahh! So, Bob... 156 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,927 Tell me what you remember about last night. 157 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,632 Well... I was mopping. 158 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:25,720 Mopping, yes, but after that? 159 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,240 I did some more mopping. 160 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,023 We covered mopping, Bob! 161 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,197 What, you've been sniffing too many 162 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,382 of those chemicals again?!Hey -- 163 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,899 Bob, who killed you? 164 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,342 It was... Yes. 165 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,728 It was... Come on. 166 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,161 I have no idea. 167 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,857 Would you just --Chill! chill! 168 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,425 Could I have some more of that water? 169 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,002 Water is for mops that remember! 170 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,960 [ Tires screech, siren chirps ] 171 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,698 Oh!Put your hands in the air! 172 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,699 What a nice surprise.Quiet! 173 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,791 You said you didn't know anything about Bob, 174 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,920 but you knew he was stalking you...[ Roach chirping ] 175 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,533 ...which means you had motive to kill him! 176 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,754 Isn't that right, you pretty murderer! 177 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,064 Okay! 178 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,319 Bob was stalking me, 179 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,972 but I didn't kill him. 180 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,795 I'm so sorry, Sheriff. 181 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,023 I should have mentioned it. 182 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,542 It's just Grammy taught me 183 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,015 if you don't have anything nice to say, 184 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,236 don't say anything at all. 185 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,505 Sheriff: Ah, shucks, I never doubted you. 186 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,679 [ Roach chirping ] 187 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,115 [ Screams ] 188 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,381 You brought that gross roach?! 189 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,174 What? Hey! 190 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,988 I told you to stay undercover, and you disobeyed my order, 191 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:28,947 and you totally cockroach blocked me, man! 192 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:32,037 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need your hat. 193 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,957 [ Whimpers ] 194 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,872 And your gun... 195 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,398 Now beat it! 196 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,491 Say Sheriff? 197 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,099 Would a sweet guy, like you, 198 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,139 wanna join us for a nice dinner? 199 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,485 Like a date? I'd love to! 200 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:48,055 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 201 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,193 Goodman: Two headlights coming at you! 202 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,625 Who is it, Bob? Who's in the car?! 203 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,762 I just remember mopping.Chill, yo! 204 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,464 Bob don't remember! 205 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,892 [ Groaning ][ Chirping ] 206 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,368 Yo, hold up. 207 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,978 Roach is trying to tell us something? 208 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,858 Great. Look who's back. 209 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,599 He spelled Gloria! 210 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,470 What?! Gloria... 211 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,082 Gloria! I remember! 212 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,732 It was Gloria's car! 213 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,166 Gloria killed me. 214 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,392 On, snap! Roach cracked the case! 215 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,522 [ Chirping ]No! 216 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,964 A bug can not crack the case before me! 217 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,001 Chill, Goodman!You take it back, Bob! 218 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,307 Chill! Chill! 219 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,272 [ Roach chirping ] 220 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,700 Oh! 221 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,656 You killed Roach!Well, I didn't -- 222 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,395 I told you to chill out, yo!How about... 223 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,317 both of you chill out. 224 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,191 [ Laughs ][ Both coughing ] 225 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:35,633 [ Both giggling ]That's niiiice. 226 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,202 Sheriff: Oh! 227 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:40,109 You have such a nice place here, Gloria. 228 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,675 Thanks. 229 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,862 So, uh you get any closer to finding out who killed Bob? 230 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,639 Not yet, but I'm getting real close. 231 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,034 Oh? Real close. 232 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,037 Uhh...And I hear that what you do 233 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:54,259 when that happens is you go kissy kiss ki-- 234 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,649 Gloria! I found you! 235 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,133 What? Bob? 236 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,303 You're alive? 237 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,568 And a mop? 238 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,520 Yeah! 239 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:02,658 [ Both giggling ] 240 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,179 You guys intoxicated? 241 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,532 What's going on here? 242 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,362 The cops. Chill. 243 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,879 I loved you, Gloria! And you killed me! 244 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,674 Wha... 245 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,668 Roach was right?! Freeze, you beautiful murdering person! 246 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:17,021 But, Sheriff, I didn't do it! 247 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,411 Oh, I believe her!Yeah, me too. 248 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:20,715 But then who did it, yo? 249 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,291 Pshhh! Probably her grandma. 250 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:24,328 [ Both laugh ] 251 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,253 The hippie cop is right. 252 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,899 I killed that creep! 253 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,993 And I'd do it again!See? 254 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:34,212 You just needed to chill out to solve it, yo! 255 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:35,562 [ Chuckling ] Yeeeah. 256 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,692 Freeze, Grammy. You're under arrest! 257 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,174 No! 258 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,784 Aaaaah! My hands! 259 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,264 [ Both scream ] 260 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:43,614 She's dead! 261 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,437 [ Both laugh ] 262 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,923 We're gonna be one big happy family now. 263 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,314 Gloriaaaa! 264 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,577 Oh, no. 265 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,270 I can't drive without hands. 266 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,447 [ Both laugh ] 267 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:59,152 And you knuckleheads are no use! 268 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,280 [ Chittering ]Roach? 269 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:06,024 ♪♪ 270 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,497 Hard left, Roach! 271 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,507 [ Both laughing ]Right! 272 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,029 Hard left! 273 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,732 [ Gloria screaming ] 274 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,599 Let her go, Bob! 275 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,471 No! Gloria's mine! 276 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,122 Bang! Bang, Bang, bang! 277 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,986 Oh! Goodman, you got shot! 278 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,207 Both: Whoa! Hey, Dispatch! 279 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,087 [ Screams ] [ Laughs ] 280 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,568 Bang, bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! 281 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:26,568 No! What are you doing? 282 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,439 Hey! 283 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,659 [ Gloria screams ] 284 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:31,048 Gloria! Take my hand! 285 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,092 I can't! 286 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,086 Oh! Duh! 287 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,837 'Cause I got no hands. 288 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,048 Aaah! 289 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,578 [ Roach chitters ] 290 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,882 Huh? 291 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:41,838 No way, Roach. 292 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,225 I can't let you do that! 293 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,928 [ Chitters ] 294 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,495 Okay. Roach, I'm sorry about before, man. 295 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:52,644 But I want you to know, you're one hell of a deputy! 296 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,459 Now let's buggy! 297 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,156 ♪♪ 298 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,254 Ah! 299 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,603 [ Screams ] 300 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,823 Gloria! Ugh! 301 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,043 No! You filthy bug! 302 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,781 [ Screams ] 303 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,872 [ Tires screech ] 304 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,351 [ Retches ] 305 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,651 Goodbye, Roach. 306 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,348 ♪♪ 307 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,656 Why's my gas station all exploded? 308 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,973 Chill out, man. 309 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,488 You just had your gas station exploded 310 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,712 by one coooool bug. 311 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,752 Rest in peace, Roach. 312 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,058 Sorry, Sheriff. 313 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,543 I know that disgusting little bug 314 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,673 meant a lot to you. 315 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,585 Yeah, he did. 316 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,720 But anyway, how 'bout we go on that date now, Gloria? 317 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,683 What? I'm dating Carl. 318 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,332 Yep. We're going steady. 319 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,245 Wait! S-what? 320 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,680 We were trying to set you up with Grammy. 321 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:45,248 Oh, well, guess it sucks that she's dead then. 322 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,556 Grammy: I'm not dead! 323 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,822 ♪♪ 324 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:49,995 Gloria: Grammy! 325 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,560 But I still suck! 326 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,998 [ Sheriff shouting ] 327 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,785 Oh, no! Noooo![ Laughter ] 328 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,312 Sheriff: ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 329 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,566 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 330 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,358 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 331 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,362 ♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma, momma named m-me Sheriff ♪ 332 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,104 ♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 333 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,626 ♪ Momma 334 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,190 She named me Sheriff. 335 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,790 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22123

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