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- Hey there!
- Hi.
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Your hair used to be brown.
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- Still is.
- No, no, it's brown and gray.
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Yeah, mostly brown, though.
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And gray.
Brown and gray.
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Thank you so much
for coming, thanks.
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It's nice.
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Beth, can I get more
cream in my coffee?
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Make it a lot more.
Thank you, Beth.
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- Hi.
- Fan: Hey.
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Gee, there sure
are a lot of ladies in line.
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There's the benefit of having
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two strapping lumbersexuals
as your leads, Chip.
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Are you guys talking
about me again?
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Cream me up, please, Beth.
Thank you.
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Hey, everybody, miss me?
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( cheers, applause )
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- Hey, pal.
- Where you been, buddy?
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I had to put myself on tape
for a commercial audition.
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How's that work, Rich?
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You have to actually prove
you have erectile dysfunction
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or they just trust you?
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You don't do comedy, do you,
Sue?
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hey there. Oh...
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You look nervous.
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I can't believe
I'm actually talking to you.
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You're the best.
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Hey, you hear that, gang?
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This one gets it.
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What can I sign for you, honey?
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Actually, I was wondering...
where's the bathroom?
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Uh... it's out the double doors,
around the corner on your right.
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Thanks. My mom thinks
you're really cute.
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Lovely.
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Bring me my goddamn scotch.
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- Creamer, creamer, sorry.
- Fan: Are they drinking?
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You know, back in the day
Bernie Kopell and I didn't have to ask
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to get drunk at a convention,
we just did it.
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Hell, Bernie demanded it.
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The man was a stern taskmaster
but you don't say no to a goddamn legend.
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He's actually very nice.
He's just having a moment.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Wow. Did you make this?
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I worked for two years
to make one for each of you.
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It's amazing.
It looks just like me.
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Except that guy has less
glue holding his hair in place.
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Um, where--
where should I--
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It's a little fragile so if
you can just sign along maybe the--
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- Oh! Oh, Jesus.
- You know what? It's okay.
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Why don't I give you
something else to sign?
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- It's kinda drying to my hand.
- The glue is still a little bit tacky.
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A little soap and water
will take care of that.
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- I have real sensitive skin.
- Okay, okay.
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It's really starting to burn.
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Oh.
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- Goddamn it, Rob.
- I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to.
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Give me that.
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No, no.
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Oh!
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( whimpers )
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Did you want this personalized?
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( opening credits music )
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♪ Looking for a sign
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♪ Looking for a table
set for fun ♪
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♪ Set the alarm to exactly
half-past none ♪
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♪ Just tell me
where to sign for you ♪
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( phone ringing )
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Recording:
Good morning, Mr. Jablowmie.
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This is your wake-up call for 8
am.
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- Holy...
- Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
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They can't really spring this
on us like this, can they?
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"Dear performers,
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this weekend marks the launch
of our inaugural Cirque de Cabaret.
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Please prepare one
circus-style bit to perform tomorrow night.
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Congratulations on
your contractually- obligated participation.
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We look forward to your
performance."
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This is bullshit.
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What are you guys gonna do?
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- Sing a hymn.
- Speak French, take my shirt off.
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So I'm the only one
who doesn't have an act?
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Oui.
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Aloha, gang.
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Hey, have you seen this thing
about the event tomorrow night?
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Cirque de Cabaret?
Oh, yeah.
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- I know about it.
- Well, what are you gonna do?
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Well, Robbie and I recently
worked up a pretty air-tight juggling bit.
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- I love juggling.
- Why did you do that?
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Susan, my father
taught me at a tender age,
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always keep a blue blazer in
your suitcase, jumper cables in your car
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and a solid 15 minute
circus act in your back pocket.
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You're an idiot.
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But a prepared idiot,
thank you very much.
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Roberto.
Hey, mandatory meeting.
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What's up, buddy?
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- I booked a commercial.
- What?
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- Yeah.
- Dude, that's awesome.
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Thank you, yeah, it's a
national.
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- Agent just emailed me this
morning. - Jackpot!
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- Yeah.
- What's it for?
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Some... diarrhea-curing
abdominal rub that also exfoliates.
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- Huh.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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One snag.
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I gotta be shirtless.
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That's cool, man.
You look awesome.
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Portly is the new ripped.
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Yeah, I know. I just--
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Before I show some skin I'd like
to give the old torso a tune-up.
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- Right. The old torso tune-up.
- Right.
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- What to be done?
- Huh.
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Dude, problem solved.
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Hey, Matt... Matt.
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I'm not investing in Amway.
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I'm not doing that anymore.
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No, Rich booked
a national commercial.
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- Weird.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, and he has to take
his shirt off for it
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which is disconcerting for all
of us,
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but, then I realized, Matt has
an unhealthy obsession with his body
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so he can help Rich, you know,
put him through the motions,
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trim off that muffin top.
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- No.
- Gosh, come on, man.
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Please, I don't wanna go on
camera looking like Papa Smurf.
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You'd have to do everything
I ask when I ask you to do it.
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I can do that.
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Push yourself beyond anything
you ever thought possible.
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I can do that.
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And you'd have to pay me
$50 an hour, cash, under the table
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for a minimum commitment
of five hours.
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- Ah...
- He could do that...
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Let's do this shit.
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The most important part
of all workouts... the stretch.
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- Hah!
- Hah!
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Haah...
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Haah...
Aah!
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One.
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- ( grunting )
- Three.
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( groaning )
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Do uou want the director to
call you Fatty McFat Fuck when you walk on set?
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No.
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How-- How do I decline, incline?
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Twenty-four.
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Do you want America
to collectively shut off their TVs in revulsion
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- when they see you on screen?
- No.
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Fifty-eight.
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Do you want your makeup
artist to projectile vomit
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at the sight of your hideous
face?
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- Why-- why...
- Shut up!
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A hundred!
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One.
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- ( grunt )
- I can't get up.
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I can't get up.
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I did it... Matt?
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Mattie? Matt?
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A little help?
Aah!
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( phone rings )
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( grunts )
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( phone rings )
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The hell?
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What the shit?
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( phone rings )
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Hey, there's something
wrong with my arms!
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Recording:
Good morning, Mr. Jablowmie.
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- This is your wake-up
call for 8 am. - Ah! fuck.
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( groaning )
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- Damn it!
- ( knock on door )
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- Waiter: Hola, room service.
- Rich: Come in.
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I got the chorizo you ordered...
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Oh!
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I'll give you veinte dinero,
if you help me put on my pantalones.
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And that's why Bernie Kopell
always shaves his balls.
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True story.
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( knocking )
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Come in.
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( knocking )
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What's up, man?
Your shower broken?
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Mandatory meeting, Robbie.
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Just... back up,
back, back, back.
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How's it going?
How'd it go yesterday with Matt?
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I thought it went great
but... well, today I'm not so sure.
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These guns have been in
the cabinet a while, Robbie, you know what I mean?
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I don't.
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- I can't move my arms.
- What?
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( screams )
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- Why?
- Why? I barely touched you.
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I know, I just told you,
I really jacked myself up, man.
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- It hurts when I do this?
- ( screams )
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- Burns like a thousand fires.
- Okay, okay, okay, relax.
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Rob and Rich...
it's time for your panel.
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You gotta take point on this,
man.
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Yeah, it's all good, man,
you don't need functioning arms to kill on stage.
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Okay, yeah.
Okay, let's do it.
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- Okay.
- ( groans )
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You did that on purpose.
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Thank you, Burnsville,
Minnesota,
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I love you, I love you, I
love you, but now it is time to bring to the stage...
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Richard Slate and Rob Bennett.
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( cheers, applause )
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- Whoo!
- Oh, shit.
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There we go, all right, take
care. Have fun.
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- ( mic thumps, feedback )
- Fuck
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What's up, Burnsville, my
people?
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That went well, I thought.
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I had to re-enact my entire
jumping jacks bit using only my eyes.
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00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,231
People probably thought
I had Bell's Palsy.
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Fuck... Ugh..
I could use a little help here.
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Where?
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- Unzip me.
- What? Come on.
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Dude, I'm code yellow.
I gotta go bad.
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You've been standing there
for three minutes, what have you been doing?
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Trying to will away
my need to pee.
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It didn't work.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Just be glad I'm not a
code brown. Now, come on, unzip.
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- Come on.
- I gotta get your shirt up first.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, come on, man!
219
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Now what are you doing?
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Trying to get snake out of the
cave.
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Okay, well, hurry up, will ya?
That circus starts in a few minutes.
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I'm well aware.
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This is-- oh--
This is a nightmare.
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Come on, you try doing
this without any hands.
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- I don't-- I--
- Fuck.
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You good?
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Pull it out.
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- Fuck you.
- Robbie, I'm dying.
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I'll fly your body home.
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- I'm gonna explode, Robbie.
- I'll alert housekeeping.
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- Bro hun!
- Don't call me bro hun.
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( peeing )
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Oh, boy.
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You really left me
hanging in there, Rob.
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Bad choice of words, buddy.
Oh.
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- God.
- Yeah.
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What if I had pulled it out?
Who would've put it back in, huh?
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Not this guy.
239
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You would've been pulling
a nosy neighbor for the rest of the day.
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I did you a favor.
241
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Smells like a parking
garage stairwell back here.
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I miss those days.
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Rob, I cannot go out
on stage looking like this.
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No.
No, you can't.
245
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I don't want a beer.
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Aah!
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Oh, ooh hoo!
Hoo!
248
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Now it all matches.
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Quick thinking, buddy.
250
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:03,518
Thanks, it's not my first
pre-show pant piss.
251
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Thank you guys so much.
I love you people.
252
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Good luck following
Push-Up Paradise.
253
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- ( music plays )
- That's our cue.
254
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:16,754
- Whoo.
- Whoo, all right.
255
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,693
Who's ready for some juggling?
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00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:20,696
- Ha ha!
- This guy...
257
00:12:20,727 --> 00:12:24,397
- And this guy.
- All right.
258
00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:25,459
Let's do this.
259
00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,525
All righty.
260
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,971
( chuckles )
Great.
261
00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:40,672
Okay, so what's our exit
strategy if everybody storms the stage?
262
00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:43,935
Throw them again.
263
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,512
- Buddy, I say we cut our
losses. - Robbie.
264
00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,339
- You can't move your arms.
- Robbie.
265
00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,943
When you refused to pull my
penis out,
266
00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:51,635
aim it for me
and stuff it back in my pants
267
00:12:51,675 --> 00:12:55,645
you made me realize...
this is my problem.
268
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:59,507
And I'm gonna fix it.
Nobody's storming anything, buddy.
269
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,675
You get your ass back there
and you throw them again.
270
00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:05,074
- Okay.
- You got me?
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00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,545
- I got you.
- Yeah, I got you.
272
00:13:06,582 --> 00:13:07,522
- All right.
- Ready?
273
00:13:07,549 --> 00:13:09,679
Okay, yeah, here we go.
For real this time.
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Ha ha!
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00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:17,859
( straining )
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00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,818
- I'm doing it, Robbie.
- You got this.
277
00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:21,785
- I got this.
- Rob: Yeah.
278
00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:24,633
- Ha!
- Whoo, now we're talking.
279
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:30,462
Thank you, good night.
280
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( cheers, applause )
281
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( end credits music )
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00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:39,931
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