All language subtitles for Johnson s01e08 Dazed & Confused.eng

[Serena] You know what would
have been better?

You answering your phone.

(stuttering)
My phone was tripping, I...

Service was bad,
I didn't get your call.

Oh, and there's story
number four!

You know, you must
have superpowers

because your friends claimed
you were in three places at once!

Oh, you called my friends?

Yeah, and they answered.

And they covered for you.

My friends are gonna look out
for me Serena.

That's what they do.

By look out, you mean lie?

Laquisha would do
the same thing.

You right.

I'm a take a quick shower.

We can talk after.

[Slow Guitar Music]

Hey babe, can you
pass me my towel?

Oh, so you can call me
when you need something.

[Greg Chuckles]

Serena, please.

Can you hand me my towel please?

I should cut the AC up
full blast on your tail.

Don't you dare.

[Shower Running]

Oh my God.

What?

Greg!

I can explain!

Oh my gosh, no need!

I'm so sorry
I ruined the surprise.

You know what,
I'm a put it back in your pocket

where I found it.

Act like I never saw it.

And here is your towel.

Thanks.

[Serena Screams]

* Strength in numbers

Nothing but net, baby!

Hell good lookin bruh.
Stay up.

* I'm gon' ride for my bros

* You know if I got
then you got it homie

* You ain't gotta ask
no questions

* 'Cause what I look like
working hard just to be selfish

* You ain't gotta ask

* If I'm my brother's keeper,
keeper

* That's my shine

What are the odds?

I was paralyzed in the shower!

I couldn't move, O!

Well just make sure
she gets her nails done.

What for?

Rule number one:

Always make sure your lady
gets her nails done before you propose.

Aw, come on.
- You know, for when she post it.

Bro, I'm not proposing, man.

Aight, man, aight,
I hear you.

Now I can only imagine
all the emotions that came back the other night

when you bumped into Ari.

I mean y'all were together
for a long time.

It's a lot of history there.

Yeah, I guess I just needed
to see if I still felt something, you know.

But I don't think I could see
my future with Serena until I confronted my past with Ari.

It's weird.

Well I ain't gonna lie, bruh.

Serena?

She got you open, man.

- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

- Yeah, okay!
- Okay!

- Okay, man, okay!
- Yeah, I said it!

- Yeah, I said it!
- I ain't never open!

Yeah, I said it,
she got you cooking breakfast.

She got you coming home
before the streetlights come on.

I ain't never seen you
like this!

What are you running from?

I'm not running,
I'm walking fast.

Yeah, well you walking fast
from the truth.

[Greg Sighs]

Serena is not somebody
you wanna lose.

I know, I know,
I'm a figure it out.

Yeah, well, you better
figure it out fast

'cause she's probably out
shopping for a wedding dress right now.

[Chuckles]

You think she...

Yeah, fool!

Okay.

Okay, I'm a talk to her.

I'm a talk to her today.

Good.

Hold up.

Look at the pot calling
the kettle black.

I know you ain't talking.

What?

Look man,
I'm just looking out for Keith's best interests, aight?

Now we both know,
he's always been sensitive about women.

Yeah, I ain't talking
about Keith.

You know what's so crazy?

You know what's so crazy?

The whole time
I was with Bianca?

All I could think about
is Naomi.

Yeah, okay.

[Omar] No, I'm serious.

Made me realize how much
I really need my wife and my family back.

So you gonna tell Naomi?

Wait, wait, wait. wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, no.

I'm giving you advice,
you not giving me advice.

That reverse psychology
does not work on me, alright?

- [Greg] I'm just
asking a question. - Matter of fact...

[Greg] I'm just asking
a question.

- I'm gonna be late for my
anger management class. - Oh, now you late?

Call me later,
and let me know how that proposal goes, alright?

I want to hear it.

Yeah, and then you can tell me
all about what Naomi said when you told her about Bianca.

[Greg] Looking forward to the
details.

Well you know what,
I would much rather see it than hear it.

So, Facetime me!

Looking forward to it!

[Omar] Aight, Greg.

Everybody working, I like it.
You, okay.

'Sup Morgan?

[Jarvis] Oh okay.

Yo, did you watch the uh...

Morning Danni.

Jarvis.

What happened to Mr. J?

You said to call you Jarvis.

Since when do you listen to
anything I say?

Sometimes people surprise you.

Can I see you in my office
for a second, Danni?

(mock whispering)
Can I see you in my office for a second, Danni?

So, what's the problem?

I don't have a problem.

- No?
- No.

I'm on my way out
and apparently you are too.

What are you talking about?

The front page of
the Atlanta Daily Standard?

Wow.

What the hell?

We know business has been
kind of slow Mr. J, but you could've at least

given a two-week notice to the
team.

Kind of like I did?

I know how this can look Danni,
but I'm not leaving.

Oh, okay!

Well, maybe you should go
out there and tell that to the folks

that actually depend
on this job, Mr. J.

- [Danni] Yeah?
- Yeah, I will.

Okay!

Oh, by the way,
Mr. and Mrs. Creed from the Buckhead estate called.

They want to make an offer.

Apparently they saw the press
release too.

Congratulations.

[Jarvis] Hey everybody,
can I have your attention please?

I would first like to say
that I know the past six months have not been the easiest.

But I want to assure everyone
that the company is not going anywhere.

And neither am I.

I also was caught off guard
by the press release.

We could use the marketing.

- Yeah?
- Yes, Mr. J.

So I want you to turn
those frowns upside down!

And let's go make this money,
aight!

We gonna make this money!

'Cause you got a job,
you've got a job, you've got a job,

so let's this money
with our jobs, yes?

Let's go, let's make this money!

[Danni] Go, team, go!

[Danni] He makes me so proud.

[Omar] My son is bold like me.

I remember when he was
five years old

and he asked for a cat.

I told him I was allergic.

So he had to choose
between me or the cat.

And he said the cat?

[Jimmy] Excuse me, Miss Jane.

I thought you said
everyone's only supposed to get two minutes each?

Omar's putting me to sleep.

I'm actually enjoying it.

It reminds me of my son.

[Jimmy] Nobody asked you,
Gilbert.

Oh okay, okay, boys
pipe down alright?

I actually think this maybe
a good place to stop.

I'll see you all next week.

And please don't forget,
what angers you...

[All] Controls you.

[Chuckles]

Uh, hey O?

Do you got a minute,
and can I call you O?

Sure, what's up Jane?

I just wanted to say,
it's really great seeing you participate more.

Well I was a little
hesitant at first but I'm glad I came.

You're definitely not as far off
as the others.

[Men Grunting]

So you not even gonna try
to break that up, huh?

Negative, I am technically
off the clock.

Oh, okay.

But listen, I don't want you to
get discouraged by the riff raff and the distractions in class.

Just, get your self-care.

Take care of that.

Do you know how much riff raff
I have to deal with every time I step out my front door?

Trust me,
I can handle Jimmy.

Hey, I heard my name!

Omar, keep my name
out of your mouth!

(whispering)
Have a good day.

Catch you later.

Thank you Jane.

Jane, we need to talk.

[Phone Rings]

[Keith] Jarvis.

I hate to be the bearer
of bad news,

but the flex space is not gonna
accept a three month lease.

I know you're disappointed,
but we'll keep looking.

Yeah.

Thanks for trying, man.

Listen, if it's any consolation,
I got a friend, needs some pictures for an album cover.

Told him about you,
he's like an indie artist.

He wants to do
a session with you.

Yeah, that sounds sick.

Yeah, I could definitely
use the work.

The only thing is they need
to shoot today.

So, uh, it's super last minute.

[Jarvis] I'll pick you up at
2:00 PM.

Okay great.

Gives me enough time
to get my workout session in.

What gym?

Oh no, no gym.

Um, I do a strenuous
yoga practice in Piedmont Park.

It's mostly for children,
but they accept a couple adults.

Alright, listen don't overdo it,
alright?

Let's go.

[Keith] Let's get it.

Jarvis, what're we doing here?

This is where
you're gonna do your shoot.

You're gonna like the artist,
I wanna introduce you, come on.

Huh.

His music is dope.

Yeah, really dope.

Yo, Keith,
what's up man?

Omar, what are you doing here?

You didn't know?

You about to do
my new album cover.

Okay, now I'm confused,
what's happening?

We know you wanted a
three month lease, and they didn't allow it.

But we were able to get you
a six month lease paid in full by a very generous donor.

Now here are the keys
to your new photo gallery!

- Aye!
- Bro.

Are you serious?

This is a joke, right?

- No!
- [Jarvis] No!

Who's the donor?

It's actually an old client
of mine: Quantavius Washington!

He's an avid art
and photo collector.

In fact, he wants to video chat,
holler at you right now.

Alright yeah,
I'll holler, please.

[Washington] Hello chap.

Hey Quantavius, so
nice to meet you. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!

(in British accent)
[Washington] Oh don't mention it lad.

You know, I know talent when
I see it, and when Jarvis contacted me on your behalf--

Wait, wait, wait
hold on, Quantavius?

What's up with the accent, bruh?

You're from Inglewood.

Well you know me man,
I'm so well traveled sometimes I get beside myself.

Keith, I think you got a great
eye and I just wanted to pay things forward.

So I put the entire six months
on my rush card.

Well thank you so much man.

That means a lot coming from
such a distinguished and traveled guy like yourself.

[Washington] I'm just glad
it didn't get declined.

Now there is one condition.

Uh, I forgot to mention that
there is a condition.

[Washington] The weather is
just too damn nice out here in L.A.

- so I won't make it down there.
- Okay.

But I need you to showcase
a bit of that Quantaviusness in your gallery.

Okay, uh how?

Well, he overnighted this.

- [Washington] That's me
right there.

Yeah, I can see that!

[Washington] You know, I'm
just trying to make a name for myself in the art world,

so if you hang that
front and center, we're even.

Of course, it is the least
I can do, thank you!

Thank you so much, thank you!

Alright then, I got to go guys.

Arigato.

Arrivederci.

I'll holler!

Alright, holler!

You know what, I uh,
give me just a second guys, thank you.

- [Omar] Where he going?
- He just threw up he peace sign?

Yes he did.

Oh I know he did not just do
the Ralph Macchio karate kick.

- That's your boy.
- No it's, no it's, no it's your boy.

- He learned that from you.
- No he didn't, he learned that--

[Instrumental Hip-Hop Beat]

Hey, babe.

Hey, what you doing?

Nothing, just,

paying some bills!

Okay.

How was the gym?

Oh, it was good.

[Greg Sighs]

I uh, I wanted to talk to you
about something.

Oh, should I be recording this?

- Wait, babe, let me
go get your-- - No, no, no, no, babe, no!

Hey, no.

Please.

Okay.

The ring, it wasn't for you.

So, who the hell
was it for then?

Last night, I had dinner
with my ex.

What?

Sorry-ana?

- Ariana.
- Okay Greg, don't take up for her.

I'm, I'm not!

- Did you two?
- No!

And?

We were engaged,
for a short period of time.

And she kept the ring.

Until last night.

So hold on,
you were engaged?

You had dinner with your
ex-fiancé?

The ring wasn't for me?

Yes, yes and no.

Oh my God, Greg,
why lie to me?

I didn't lie to you!

I just left out some
minor details.

Like you were engaged?

Why didn't you just tell me?

I, Serena, I couldn't.

(stuttering)
I, I didn't...

I didn't want things to change
between us.

You never moved in or wanted
to commit because you still had feelings for your ex.

(whispering)
Oh my God.

I was just a rebound to you.

No, you are not a rebound.

So what do you call it then?

You're right.

At the time, I wasn't ready
for a relationship.

Wow.

I can admit that,
I was, I was hurt.

[Greg] I was angry.

But then I met you.

And I just, I couldn't pass up
the opportunity to get to know you.

You are my world, Serena.

I had dinner with my ex...

because I needed closure.

Did you get it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I did.

Great.

Me too.

I'd like my key back
and for you to leave.

Serena, Serena don't,
don't do that.

Are you serious?

You know I'm renting
my place out on--

(yelling)
Okay, well rent it back to yourself!

Okay.

* Maybe time was against us

* Maybe we were just different

* Maybe I needed patience

* Maybe you should've listened
to me

* Sometimes

* Tired times

* Maybe we didn't want it

* Not unless it was perfect

* But anything worth having

* Gotta put a little work in
sometimes

* So don't just let go

* I think we should
give it one more try

[Labored Breathing]

[Omar] Look a little different,
thinking he somebody.

How does it feel
Mr. gallery owner?

- [Keith] My God.
- [Greg] Yo.

I'm still in disbelief
you guys, like,

I don't know how I'm ever
gonna repay you.

Buy the next round.

- Oh really, for everybody?
- Yes!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

I'm just saying,
the way that my checking and banking account is set up.

- [All] Oh!
- I'm playing, I'm playing.

Hey, hey, let's get
another round for everybody.

I would've loved to have seen it
but I didn't get an invite.

How about this?

Let's swing by in the next
few days and check it out.

[Greg] You got it.

Uh, fellas, I have to take this,
I'll be back.

[Keith] What kind of daiquiris
do you guys make?

Hey, Robin, what's up?

Hey, it sounds like you're
out and about.

Yeah, just out having a couple
of drinks with some friends.

Hey, just giving you a heads up,

I just received confirmation
that Naomi will use the incident

from your son's game
at court tomorrow.

And of course they sent it
in the 11th hour to try to catch us off guard.

Robin, she is foul for this.

What do we do now?

I mean now she's trying
to paint me as this angry black man.

Now remember, I know
the importance of a father being in their child's life.

So we will do our best.

But you know what would help?

A character's letter.

Have you been attending
those Anger Management classes?

Yeah, yeah actually I have.

You know, I'm really cool
with the teacher.

Maybe I could call in a favor.

Sounds good.

Oh and Omar?

Be careful tonight.

Need you there bright and early.

Robin, listen, I'm gonna
take off soon, alright?

- Okay.
- [Omar] Thank you.

Okay, okay, here's another one.

She just posted this one.

Alright, let me see it.

"It's better to keep the peace
if your name ain't on the lease".

That's actually not that bad.

She's throwing shots, right?

Well think about it this way.

Now you don't have to get her
Christmas gifts, a Valentine's day, or none of that, right?

I mean what's the alternative?

You could always stay with me
for a while?

You wanna do that,
you wanna be roommates?

I'm gonna kick the couple
out of my Airbnb, that's what I'm gonna do.

Is that even legal?

Jarvis, I haven't read
the fine print, but they gots to go man.

That's a family.

[Omar] What're you
guys looking at?

Subliminals.

Serena's posting them
on social media.

Oh, she's in the subliminal
phase.

- [Greg] Oh, she going in.
- I see.

Did she cut her hair?

Nah, nah, nah,
she still got the braids.

Oh, okay, well you guys
should be fine.

How so?

The moment a woman cuts her hair
it's over.

Okay.

Omar,

is everything okay?

Look, men and women are just
a different species.

The double standards exist,
I get that.

They always have
and they always will.

I guess it's just
something we have to deal with.

You nervous about
court tomorrow?

It's gone work out, man.

Yeah bro, we got you.

[Jimmy] I'll take a Pilsner.

Well, well, well, lookee here.

If it ain't the teacher's pet.

You know, you had a whole lot
to say earlier back at that meeting.

Now, you don't have
miss plain Jane to hide behind, do you?

Omar, who is this clown, man?

- Yeah, Omar, who's your buddy?
- He ain't nobody.

Aye, how you doing, man?
I'm Keith.

[Jarvis] What you wanna do, O?

You know, I don't appreciate
your arrogance in our class.

Ain't enough room for the two
of us in there and you know it!

(echoing)
Yo, Omar, just say the word man.

(echoing)
[Robin] Omar be careful tonight.

(echoing)
Say the word.

[Omar] Why is he trying
me like this? - [Greg] Say the word!

(echoing)
[Greg] I'ma beat his ass.

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