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- Hey, this is great.
- What are you guys doing?
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Checking to see
if these ice skates fit Mark.
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- So, if he falls out, they don't fit?
- Right.
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Put him down. Put him down.
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Randy, come on over here
and help me load up some firewood.
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Your mom's really cold.
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How come Mom's always cold?
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Guys, I'm gonna tell you
something about women.
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They're always cold.
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It's our job as hot-blooded men...
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to heat the women up.
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If men are hot-blooded,
are women cold-blooded?
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Out of the mouths of babes.
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Hey, Dad, maybe we should get Mom
a heater for her birthday.
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- Birthday.
- Dad forgot Mom's birthday.
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- Did not.
- Did, too.
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Did not.
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Are we gonna do something special
for her birthday Saturday?
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Yeah... Saturday, yeah.
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Oh... we'll have a big party.
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We'll cater some food, her favorite
restaurant, balloons, everything.
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- Won't she be disappointed?
- Why?
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Her birthday is Friday.
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Oh, honey, this is the season,
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Jack Frost nipping at my nose.
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This is the season
for somebody's birthday.
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- You remembered.
- Of course I did.
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Which one of the boys told you?
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Come on. Honey, I'm insulted.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You've been so busy at work,
I figured you'd for sure forget.
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As a matter of fact,
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I had to remind the boys
it wasn't Saturday, it was Friday.
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It is Saturday.
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- Gotcha.
- What?
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- It's Friday.
- Oh.
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Well, now that we have
the day established,
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let's move on into the gift category.
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Oh, honey, you don't
have to get me anything.
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Let's say I was gonna get you something.
What would you want me to get ya?
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If I have to tell you what to get, I
might as well go out and buy it myself.
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Now you're talking.
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You put that money back in your
pocket, or I'll break both your legs.
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Oh, Tim, come on.
We've been married 12 years,
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and every year I put a lot
of thought into your gift.
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I tune in to who you are, and I
get you something you really want.
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- Hey, I do that, too.
- Oh, yeah?
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This is how you tuned in to me last year.
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A pressurized window washer?
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It shattered a window.
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Every piece was clean, though...
All of them.
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- And what about this thing?
- You never even used it.
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Well, I didn't know what it was.
I was afraid it might eat me.
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Honey, honey it's a de-nubber.
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It de... It de-nubs things.
Forget about this thing.
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Tim, a gift doesn't have to be
any kind of a big deal.
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You know, you should
just close your eyes
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and think of who I am.
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- A tape deck.
- Tim.
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- A waffle iron. Ukulele!
- Stop it!
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I want you to get me
something thoughtful,
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just something from your heart.
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Arteries!
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Arteries!
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We have a special guest
for you on Tool Time.
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We're in the midst of our project
in Keego Harbor Heights.
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Next Friday we'll be there. I've got
the gentleman who owns the house,
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Eugene Ingram. Let's give him a big
Tool Time grunting welcome.
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- Hi, Eugene. How ya doin'?
- Oh, just call me Ink.
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My friends all call me Ink.
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Ink, you live up there
in Keego Harbor Heights...
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That's right.
We're-We're a planned community.
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Uh, 48 peas in a pod.
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Right, and we're gonna make
your pod a little more distinctive
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by pushing out the wall
and adding a huge living room
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- onto an existing porch for you.
- Well, it's really for my wife.
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See, she wants a little
more space in the living room.
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Did she tell you that, or did you
guess?
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Oh, no. She tells me what she wants.
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- Does she?
- We call her Pink.
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Pink and Ink, see? I've got a picture
of Pink standing in front of the house.
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- Let's look at that house.
- Actually, it's hard to see the house.
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- She's a lot of woman.
- Yeah, a whole lot of woman.
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We'll see you there Friday, Ink,
get started on your house...
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Hey, AI! Here's something
you don't see every day.
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Now-Now, this is Pink last summer
on the old Slip 'N Slide.
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Boy, she went like a rocket.
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Now, no one was hurt in this.
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Those kids lying there were just stunned.
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Maybe we shouldn't have spent all our
allowance on these baseball cards.
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Hey, we had to get the Tiger infield.
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Yeah, but now we're broke.
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Where are we gonna
get money for Mom's gift?
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- Play along.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Mark. You know,
you're a real smart kid.
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- You saved your money.
- Thanks.
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Now you have enough
to pay your little brother tax.
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My What?
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The younger brother pays the older brother
a tax when he's seven.
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I'm not paying you anything.
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Fine. Have it your way,
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but we just might hide some
strange animals in your bed.
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- Unless you pay the tax.
- How much is it?
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- How much you got?
- $4.77.
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- Sorry. It's $5.00.
- Come on, Randy.
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He's our little brother.
Give him a break.
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- OK.
- We'll help you empty this thing out.
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- Thanks, guys.
- Don't run in the house.
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Honey, I said stop running in the
house.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Got a list of things for your birthday.
- You haven't gotten me a gift yet?
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Yeah, sure I have. I just wanted you
to guess which one it is.
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Why don't you surprise me?
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At your age, a surprise could kill you.
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Well, let me give you a hint.
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Never give a woman anything
she has to plug in.
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Tim, I want you to be
completely honest with me.
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Do I look, like, a whole lot older
than when you met me?
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- A whole lot older?
- Just answer the question.
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Of course you don't look
a whole lot older.
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You have to admit I'm not that same
skinny little peanut you married.
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Yeah, I know.
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You look better. That's what I meant.
No, you look a lot better. You do.
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You don't think I'm too fat?
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No, you look perfect.
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Don't lie to me. You wish that
I looked like that for my birthday.
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That would be for my birthday.
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Come on, honey. Come on.
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Dad, did you get Mom another
dorky birthday gift this year?
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Yeah, should I make room
for it in the closet?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Real funny. What'd you two brainiacs
get her that was so wonderful?
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Well, Brad and I got her
this really neat perfume.
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You sure you got enough of it?
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Oh, Treasure Island perfume.
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This came in a gift set, didn't it?
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Little parrot and a peg leg for her?
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Ar, matey, at .
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Look like a pirate,
and I smell like one, too.
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I made her a crayon drawing,
and I used every color in the box.
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That's good, see?
It's nice to make stuff for her.
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You tuned right in to her, Mark.
I tuned in to her, too.
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- I got her a neat gift, too.
- What?
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Well, do you know how she's
been exercising, right?
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Well, I got her a lifetime membership
at that Galaxy Health Spa.
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Can't wait to see the look on
her face when she opens that.
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Shh, shh. Here she comes. Sit down.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Happy birthday!
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- What's the matter?
- I am never, ever gonna exercise again.
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I was actually thinking
of joining a health club.
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That'll be a cold day in... Detroit.
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Mom, open our gifts.
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Yeah. Dad, you want to go first?
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It's her birthday all day.
Why give her every gift at once?
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- You didn't get me anything, did you?
- Yes, he did. He got you...
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♪ Happy birthday to you,
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♪ happy birthday to you,
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♪ happy birthday, dear Mom,
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♪ happy birthday to you
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AI, what am I gonna do?
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I have to get Jill a birthday present.
It's gotta come from the heart,
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I can't plug it in, and I can't rewire it.
What the heck does that leave?
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Tim, concentrate. We're going
on the air live in a minute.
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Now, where's the owner
of this place, Mr. Ingram?
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I don't know. He's supposed
to meet us here, isn't he?
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We'll go without him if he's not here.
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- OK, here we go. In five...
- Think about a gift for me, all right?
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- Three, two...
- Gift, gift.
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Hi, everybody. I'm Tim Taylor. Welcome
to this special edition of Tool Time,
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here at our project house
in beautiful Keego Harbor Heights.
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- Howdy, AI.
- Howdy, Tim.
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- AI, what are we doing today?
- Well, Tim,
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we'll be expanding the Ingrams'
living room out here onto the porch.
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But first we get
to dismantle the existing porch.
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We'll be carting the debris away in this...
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The beautiful Tool Time truck,
Blood, Sweat, and Gears.
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This is not your standard Detroit
issue.
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We've made a few engine
modifications.
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Of course, when you say "we,"
you mean "you."
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That's right, AI,
because if I left it up to you,
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we'd be on a skateboard and a
moped.
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Ooh!
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Hear that? That's a Big Block Chevy,
454, two four-barrel carburetors
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nestled on an aluminum high-rise,
manifold headers, and dual exhaust.
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- Let's back her into position, AI.
- All right.
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Uh, we'll be back live
right after these messages.
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Tim, I'm going back to the truck.
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Come on, AI. I need
a second opinion. Come on.
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Well, it's just, I feel a little awkward.
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I've never been in the women's
department before.
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- Hi, Al.
- Why did that woman say "hi" to you?
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Maybe I remind her of someone.
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Remind her of someone named AI,
who looks like you,
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with a hammer in his belt?
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Hi, Al.
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OK, I'm not gonna to lie to you.
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Sometimes I come here
to try and meet women.
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- What?
- Hi, AI.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Chapman.
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I wanted to mention
there's a sale tomorrow
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in the full-figured ladies' department.
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Maybe you wouldn't be
interested in that type.
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Well, no, my mother was quite large.
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Good luck.
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You scare me, AI.
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Well, what do you expect me to do?
Dating's tough.
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I go where the women are...
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Art galleries, Laundromats,
immigration.
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Don't tell me this stuff, OK?
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Let's get mov...
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Immigration?
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Oh...
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Let's try to tune in to my wife, Jill.
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Look around. Do you think
she'd like anything in here?
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Well, if I were Jill,
well, I'd like any of these things.
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AI, please.
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Now, what about these dresses?
But I'm a little bit confused.
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Six, eight, ten, 12...
Does that mean 12 inches?
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Well, that doesn't sound right.
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Let's figure this...
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I've got a 32 waist, right?
I wear a size 32 pant.
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Jill's smaller than me.
She's gotta be... 20.
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Well, here. That would be this.
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You look like a hang glider, AI.
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Well, a more personal gift
would be lingerie.
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- Hey... bingo! Jill loves lingerie.
- Yeah?
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How do you know if it's her...
or anybody?
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Could you picture her in this?
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Not now.
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Excuse me, are you looking for a gift?
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I need some help.
What do wives like?
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I'm not sure.
I'm not married myself.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Is the smell
of my perfume bothering you?
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No, no. It's a lovely fragrance.
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- What is it called?
- Available.
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Really?
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We have a full line of men's cologne.
Would you be interested?
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Yes, I am.
240
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Hey, AI, you're gonna help me.
241
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,857
You know, I haven't
seen you here before.
242
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,896
- Al!
- This is a temp job.
243
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,195
- Actually, I'm an actress.
- Really? I'm on television.
244
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I have my own show.
245
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:10,742
OK, boys, I'm going out for some
aspirin and some Epsom salts.
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When your daddy comes home,
tell him I'll be right back.
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00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,085
Mom, since you're going out,
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why don't you wear some of our
Treasure Island perfume?
249
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Yeah.
250
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,456
Well, I was saving that
for a special occasion.
251
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:27,361
Well, there's plenty of it here.
You can wear it all the time.
252
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:36,161
Yeah... I could do that, couldn't I?
253
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:39,266
Well... go ahead.
254
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,777
OK, I will.
255
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,411
Whoa! That is so unique.
256
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,652
Ohh, it tingles...
257
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,852
and burns.
258
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,954
Well, you know, that is always a sign
of a really good perfume.
259
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,796
Well, I'm glad you like it.
We almost didn't buy it.
260
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,393
Yeah. We were gonna buy you
flowers.
261
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,133
Oh. Well, God, guess I really
lucked out, you know,
262
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'cause flowers die,
and this I'm gonna have... forever.
263
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,914
- Wilson. Wilson!
- Hi-dee-ho, neighbor.
264
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,944
Oh, Wilson, great. You got to help
me. I'm in big, big trouble.
265
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,548
Oh, it's Jill's birthday, right?
266
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,152
Yeah, and she wants me to get
something that's in tune with her
267
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and from the heart,
and I don't know what to do, Wilson.
268
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:39,733
- Tim, I am reminded of a story.
- Wilson, I don't have time for this.
269
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,968
Well, neighbor, what is time
but "Tim" with an "e"?
270
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,031
Huh?
271
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:54,616
Anyway, there once was
this little boy in Africa
272
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:58,587
who wanted to give his teacher a gift,
but he had no money.
273
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,023
So, he walked two days to the ocean,
274
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,425
and he picked up a handful of sand,
275
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:08,090
and walked two days back,
and he gave it to her.
276
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,762
Well, she was greatly moved by the
gift,
277
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,203
but she said, "lt was
so far for you to walk."
278
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:21,938
And he said, "Teacher,
the journey is part of the gift."
279
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,780
Yeah, but Wilson,
I've been on the journey.
280
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,183
It's the destination. It's the sand.
I don't know what to get her.
281
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,744
Well, Tim, maybe you're
just trying too hard.
282
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,882
She's not being any help.
She's being so sensitive about this.
283
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,759
Well, sometimes birthdays only
remind us of how old we are.
284
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:46,096
Maybe Jill needs to be reminded of all
the simple joys she had in getting there.
285
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,229
What kind of gift would do that?
286
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,398
Well, I don't know, Tim.
287
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,877
You'll have to listen to that little voice
inside you. It'll tell you what to do.
288
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,004
What's it sound like?
289
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,353
It sounds like this.
290
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,287
- Ohh...
- Shh.
291
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,133
What are you doing?
292
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,139
Dad wants to talk to you.
293
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,004
Mark and I were talking in the garage.
294
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:28,670
Do you guys know anything
about a little brother tax?
295
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,575
- No.
- No.
296
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:38,918
Maybe I should tell you about
the large angry father tax.
297
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:42,220
All right, all right.
We'll pay Mark back.
298
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,956
Darn right you'll pay him back. Next
two weeks, your allowance goes to Mark.
299
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,658
Come on, let's go.
300
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,725
I want you to go upstairs and tell your
mom to come down here right away.
301
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,074
Mom, Dad wants you!
302
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,543
I could have done that.
303
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,484
- What are you up to?
- I finished your birthday gift.
304
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,394
Oh, you gave me... tools!
305
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:24,457
- No. Open it up.
- All right.
306
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,702
- This is the gift.
- What?
307
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,176
Honey, too often in our lives
we look at birthdays
308
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,874
as just a signpost of the years we
lived,
309
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:42,385
instead of relishing the wonder
of the journey to get the sand.
310
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,820
What?
311
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,153
Shh, shh. Watch.
312
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,667
- Oh, my gosh. Where did you get that?
- Shh.
313
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:15,548
Oh, that's the first time
I ever saw the ocean!
314
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:20,386
And there I am
in my princess dress.
315
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:24,621
Oh, and that's my cat, Samantha.
I called her Sammy.
316
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,290
And... Oh, who is that?
317
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,858
That's a man you'll meet years later,
and marry you,
318
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:36,497
- and he loves you very, very much.
- That is so...
319
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,431
What is that?
320
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,945
I had to record over this gladiator movie.
321
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,743
There's that pause button I slipped off.
322
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,114
Stick him, Demetrius. Get him!
323
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,278
Ohh...
324
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:55,087
Oh, honey, this is the best gift
I ever got. I can't believe you did this.
325
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,151
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
326
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,327
Ohh!
327
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,880
Oh, oh, jeez.
328
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,614
It burns.
329
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,525
Hello? Hi, Ink.
330
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,651
Oh, you heard about it, huh?
331
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,787
That truck took off like a rocket...
332
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,422
just like Pink on the Slip 'N Slide.
333
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,558
We didn't stun any kids, though.
334
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,898
Al and I will be by Monday.
Uh-huh, early.
335
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:43,030
We'll finish up that living room then.
OK, thanks.
336
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,199
Huh?
337
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,161
Ooh!
338
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:17,606
Hear that? That's a Big Block Chevy,
454, two four-bane! Carburetors
339
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:21,804
nestled on an aluminum high-rise,
manifold headers, and dual exhaust.
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