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(frantic chatter over phone)
Understood. Yes.
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Thank you for your time.
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I apologize. I
I won't call again.
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(phone beeps)
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Well, mom's boss seems
pretty sure she didn't get a promotion,
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so we can cross that one
off the list of reasons why she's so happy.
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We're not being crazy, are we?
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Do you remember this morning?
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♪ I'm in a good mood ♪
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♪ Estoy feliz ♪
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♪ Estoy feliz ♪
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♪ Dina, estoy feliz ♪
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You're right.
She's way too happy.
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Something's up.
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Well, according
to the board,
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the only possible
explanations left are...
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that she has a boyfriend,
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or that weird friend
from college is coming for a visit.
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(phone dings)
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Olivia:
"Definitely not visiting.
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"Can't get into it right now,
but my life is a wreck.
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Sincerely, Fun Carol."
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♪
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You don't think
I got a boyfriend!
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♪
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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♪
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(gasps) It's almost six!
Doug's gonna be here soon.
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I'm so excited for you
both to meet him!
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Us, too! So excited!
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Okay, so here's the thing:
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Mom's gone on plenty of dates
since the divorce,
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and that's fine with us.
Totally fine.
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She's a strong,
independent woman.
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She can do what she wants.
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Exactly. However,
she's also a queen.
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Stonecold queen, period.
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And as a queen,
she deserves nothing but the best.
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Remember the last guy she dated,
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Cockatiel Luke?
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He was not the best.
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No, he wasn't.
And it's gonna be up to us
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to help Mom realize
that this new "Doug" guy isn't the best, either.
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Now, you ready?
(doorbell rings)
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(gasps) He's here!
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Let's do this.
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(Dina and Doug laughing loudly)
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I'm serious!
I spent the rest of my trip
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cleaning honey out of spots
I didn't even know I had!
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(both laughing)
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Is it just me, or does Doug
kinda seem like the best?
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We'll see.
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So, Doug.
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Have you ever had
this kind of food before?
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Or would you say being
culturally adventurous with cuisine
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is not really your thing?
Hmm?
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Are you kidding?
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Homemade cachapas
and hallacas ?
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With tres leches cake
for dessert?
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I love Venezuelan cuisine.
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I mean, look at this
amazing spread!
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I can't believe
you made all this.
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I mean, I should be
cooking for you!
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I don't know if you girls
know this or not.
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But your mom's a queen.
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Aw...
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You don't have to tell us
she's a queen.
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We know she's a queen.
Mmhmm.
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So how about pets?
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Got any, uh, weird pets?
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Snakes? A lizard you
let sleep in the bed?
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Yeah Doug, tell us about
your bed lizard.
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Does it have a creepy
little lizard pillow?
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Uh... no.
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So, you hate animals.
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Doug, please ignore them.
It's fine. It's fine.
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I volunteer at a farm animal
rescue every Sunday.
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You haven't lived until
you've hugged a cow.
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Aw!
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What?
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It's undeniably precious.
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♪
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This is Jeremy.
And that's Wes.
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Both:
And together, we can...
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"Tame the Wild!"
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(grunts)
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Wesley:
Camp stuff.
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(rock music playing)
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Jeremy:
Rope stuff!
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Wesley:
Did someone say fire stuff?
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Jeremy :And for survival purposes,
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drinking our own pee!
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That is not safe!
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Jeremy (whispers):
It's not really pee. I'm just saying that.
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Both:
And that's how we'll... "Tame the Wild!"
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(rock music continues)
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Honestly, I have no notes.
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"Tame the Wild!" is definitely
gonna pick us to be contestants.
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Survivalbased reality
television, here we come!
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(Blurble gasps)
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Now let's upload our audition
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before Jeremy, Jr. asks
to be a part of the team.
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(chittering)
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(computer beeping)
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What was that?
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It says I got Swift's
password wrong. Hmm?
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JeremyRocks123.
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JeremyRules123?
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(Blurble exclaims)
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Oh, right! Lowercase J.
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(alarm blaring)
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(Jeremy gasping)
Wesley: No, no, no, no! Oh!
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(bangs closed)
(locks clicking)
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(both panting)
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Uh, buddy?
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What just happened?
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We're locked in
for the next 48 hours.
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From a password fail?
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♪
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I don't get this Doug person.
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What are we not seeing here?
Is it possible
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that there might be
someone out there
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who actually is good enough
to date Mom?
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Uhuh. This has happened before.
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She gets her hopes up,
and ends up crushed.
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Something's up with this guy.
I can feel it.
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Well, he likes luchacos.
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♪
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Hey! Doug!
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That was rude.
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He acted like he didn't
even know us.
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Also, I thought he and Mom
were on a date right now.
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Let me call her.
(phone rings)
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(phone chimes)
Hi, girls. Everything okay?
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We're fine.
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We just wondered why
Hey, girls!
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I just wanted to sayit was great to meet youyesterday.
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Julius:
18 mondo burritos
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for Doug?
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Ooh! Burritos!
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Yes!
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♪
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Good to talk to you, Doug.
We gotta go.
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(beeps)
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Maybe they're twins?
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Twins with the same name?
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I don't buy it.
We're following him.
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♪
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Okay, Doug.
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What are you hiding?
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♪
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♪
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(squishing noises)
(groans): Oh...
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yeah...
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(groans)
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Hey! What are you
doing out here?!
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(both screaming)
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Man:
Whoa!
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What's all the screaming for?
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What?
Huh?
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Thems two was peekin' on us!
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(dramatic music)
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That's a whole lot of Doug.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You're aliens,
and you're dating our mom?
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Nope. Wrong!
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Doug Prime is dating your mom.
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Doug comes from the planet
Dougulon XII.
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Which is so rad.
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He wanted to take
a vacation here,
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but Dougulon XII is like,
super far away.
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So to keep himself
company on his trip,
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he made a few clones of himself!
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But it turns out Doug's
cloning technology wasn't entirely up to date,
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so we all came out
a little different.
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I'm angry!
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Ugh! I hate this wall!
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(pounds)
Ugh!
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I'm expecting.
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(squishing noises)
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Ew.
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I think it's a Doug.
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And I'm best friend material.
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That's Creepy Doug.
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(whispers):
He's not best friend material.
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So... you're all clones?
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Dougs:
Ah, ah, atchoo!
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Okay. You're all clones.
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But why is Doug Prime
dating our mom?
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Because apparently
she's a queen!
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We just wanna go home.
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But Doug Prime
doesn't wanna leave,
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because he likes
your mom so much.
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One moment while
I sidebar with my sister.
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Honestly, this is the best thing
we could have hoped for.
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We obviously can't have
Mom dating an alien.
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So we can break them up.
So we have to break them up.
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We have to break them up.
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Both:
Aah!
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Okay, then.
We work together.
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You Dougs talk to Doug Prime.
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We'll handle our mom.
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Both:
Aah!
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Help! Swift! Let us out!
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(banging)
(whimpering)
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(shrieking)
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What's he even doing?
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♪ Bath time's the best time ♪
(timer dings)
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♪ Gonna bathe myself
a long time ♪
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♪ I'm a pruny little
bath boy... ♪
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(scatting)
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(panting)
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Well, I guess there's only
one thing we can do now.
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Get weird and cry together?
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No.
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We use our survival skills
to get through this!
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Don't you see?
This is the "Tame the Wild!" gods testing us!
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To prove that any
survivalbased reality show
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would be lucky to
have us as contestants.
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You beautiful, brilliant man.
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You're right.
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But if we're going to do this,
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we have to trust
each other completely.
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♪
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Work seamlessly together,
as a team.
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A twoheaded survival dragon,
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united handinhand,
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so there's no telling
where you end and I
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(both growling)
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It's my canteen, and I want it!
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You touch it and you'll get
a face full of spear!
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(Wesley and Jeremy
yelling, growling) (whimpering)
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♪
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Look, there's no
easy way to say this,
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so, we'll just have to say it.
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Doug is no good for you.
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What? You don't like Doug?
Nope.
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But he's so
Nope.
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(scoffs)
Number one: he's too nice.
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And what about
the thumb dilemma?
261
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,508
Thumb dilemma?
His thumbs look like big toes.
262
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,594
We just think it'd be
easier on everyone
263
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,762
if you just let
this one go now,
264
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,138
before anyone gets hurt.
265
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,058
I think I see what's going on.
266
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,396
Girls, I know it
must be hard for you,
267
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,356
me having a new boyfriend.
268
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,401
But nothing is going
to change between us.
269
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,195
I'm always gonna love you two,
no matter who I'm dating.
270
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,493
But
But... (sighs)
271
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,370
Doug is great.
272
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,665
Just give him a chance,
and you'll see that, too.
273
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,712
♪
274
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,843
♪
275
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,349
Just try to sneak up
on me now, Wes.
276
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,810
If that is your real name.
277
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,604
Jeremy! We need to talk!
278
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,149
Temporary truce!
279
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,693
This better not be a trick.
(sighs)
280
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,362
(grunting)
281
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,247
(both grunting, panting)
282
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,334
I know our people
are at war, but...
283
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,420
(whimpers):
Do you have any food?
284
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,047
I'm starving.
285
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,673
We've been down here
for over a day
286
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,509
and I ate all my rations
hours ago so you couldn't steal them.
287
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,762
I'm pretty hungry, too.
288
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,847
After you threw your boot at me,
289
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,099
I pretended the shoelaces
were noodles and ate them.
290
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,728
But I knew they weren't noodles.
291
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,856
So what can we eat?
292
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,775
There has to be something.
293
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,318
(Blurble exclaims)
294
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,492
(chittering softly)
295
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,374
Don't think less of me,
296
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,294
but
We need to catch and eat Jeremy, Jr.
297
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,007
(chittering)
298
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,093
Hey, Jeremy Jr.
299
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,011
Don't mind us.
300
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,389
We're not gonna eat you.
We're just gonna pet you. Ha.
301
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,143
(Blurble chattering softly)
302
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,149
(growling)
303
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,696
(snarling)
304
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,659
Did you know it could do that?
305
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,538
Probably. But I know
a lot of things that I immediately forget.
306
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,456
(snarling)
307
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,167
We struck out with our mom.
Ugh.
308
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,211
She's Dougblind.
How'd it go on your end?
309
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,839
Did you convince Doug
they need to break up?
310
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,592
Uh... not exactly.
311
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,471
♪
312
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,973
(gasps)
313
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:39,230
♪
314
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,443
I did not see that coming.
315
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,324
♪
316
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,618
What happened?
317
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,954
We told Doug to
break up with Dina,
318
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,707
but he kept giving us good
reasons why they shouldn't.
319
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:02,253
Yeah, the way he described
his time with her was just so magical.
320
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,089
We all wanted Dinas of our own!
321
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,216
Aah!
Angry Dina: Hit that wall!
322
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,135
(both grunting)
323
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,723
This is crazy!
324
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,808
You can't just go around
making copies of people!
325
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,394
But we like it!
It's the best.
326
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,022
Thems two is peekin' on us.
327
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,692
Where's Doug Prime?
I need to talk to him.
328
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,236
Doug didn't want us
to clone Dina.
329
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,779
So we tied him up.
330
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,991
(distant muffled yelling)
331
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,120
(muffled grunting)
332
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,540
Hey, girls.
I'm sorry about all this.
333
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,293
This is not how I wanted
you to meet my family.
334
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,128
Yeah, Doug, this isn't
exactly going as planned
335
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,922
for any of us right now.
(doorbell rings)
336
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,431
It's our mom! Our real mom!
337
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,475
Hide!
338
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,268
You! Answer the door.
339
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,480
♪
340
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,357
Ooh!
341
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,156
(exclaims)
342
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,659
Come here!
343
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,706
Dina! What a pleasant surprise!
344
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,542
Hello, Doug. Um, can we talk?
345
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,710
Uh...
346
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,633
Sure! Uh, let's talk.
(chuckles)
347
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,552
Maybe we walk, too.
348
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,803
A nice walk and talk?
349
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:37,139
No. I'd rather do this now.
350
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,768
Uh, okay...
351
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063
Doug...
352
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,609
I think we need to break up.
353
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,780
♪
354
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,491
(snarling)
355
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,618
Well, buddy, this is it.
356
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,705
(snarling continues)
I guess we stink at surviving.
357
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,374
You ready to just give up
and become Blurble food?
358
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,712
Wait. That's it! Give up.
359
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,381
Remember on "Tame the Wild!"
episode 312
360
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,509
when that Kodiak bear
was about to attack Yukon Mike Gables?
361
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,429
He played dead until
the bear went away. Yeah!
362
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,222
We need to play dead.
363
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,515
(snarling)
364
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,351
(both groaning)
365
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,686
Oh, no!
366
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,941
We're... dying...
367
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,401
(thuds)
368
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,322
(grunts)
369
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,866
(sniffing)
370
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,080
(rumbling)
371
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,463
Wesley (whispers):
It's working.
372
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,507
(Blurble growling)
Jeremy: Aah!
373
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,344
Jeremy!
(Jeremy screaming)
374
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,347
Jeremy:
This is terrible! Even its tongue hurts!
375
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,308
Jeremy!
Jeremy: "Tame the Wild!" lied to us.
376
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,229
I'm sorry, Doug.
377
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,274
My daughters are very
important to me,
378
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,818
and it's clear
they just aren't ready
379
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,737
for me to get serious
with anyone.
380
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,823
Oh... Right.
381
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,910
Dina:
I thought they just needed time to adjust,
382
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,080
but... I think maybe
I was just being selfish,
383
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,376
because I really,
really like you.
384
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:33,005
But the timing just isn't right.
385
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,551
I get it.
386
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,679
I'm not gonna say
I'm not disappointed,
387
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,516
but you have to think
about your family.
388
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,268
Thank you for understanding.
389
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,189
Goodbye, Doug.
390
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,153
(door opens, closes)
391
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,619
(growls) It's not fair!
392
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,747
Makes me (growls)
So mad!
393
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,082
(yells)
394
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,086
(panting)
395
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,215
Wow, Doug.
396
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,926
I didn't realize you were
so into our mom.
397
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,053
She's a queen.
398
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,393
♪
399
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:34,233
Doug, it's possible
400
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,194
we were wrong to break you
and our Mom up.
401
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,655
It's clear she really likes you.
402
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,743
And, as much as I hate
to admit it, so do I.
403
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,830
Me, too.
Really?
404
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,833
But, if we help get
you back together,
405
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,669
do you promise to never
tell our mom you're an alien?
406
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,005
Or, you know...
407
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,715
Take your fake ears off
in front of her?
408
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,925
I hate these head flaps,
409
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,886
but I'd do anything
to be with her.
410
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,471
Okay, then.
411
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,806
Looks like we've got
a relationship to save.
412
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,225
(both grunt)
413
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,354
(thuds)
414
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,565
(panting)
415
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,067
JerBear?
416
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,195
(Blurble growling)
Ugh...
417
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,156
(pants) Oh!
418
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,288
(snarling)
419
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,956
Computer voice:
Lockdown disengaged.
420
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,670
Well, I've completed
my twoday scrub down,
421
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,380
and I have got to say that
422
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,134
(Blurble chittering softly)
423
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,928
(chuckles)
424
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,890
You two have been watching
"Tame the Wild!" again, haven't you?
425
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,560
I am adjusting those
parental controls!
426
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,978
(sighs)
427
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,815
Ooh! Oh...
428
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,567
(whimpering softly)
429
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,448
Have they been terrorizing you?
430
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,159
Blurble: Uhhuh!
(Swift murmuring baby talk)
431
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,870
(growls softly)
432
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,917
(panting)
433
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,588
Girls! Are you okay?
What happened?
434
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,091
We're fine. We just...
had to get you here.
435
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,717
So you texted me:
436
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,053
"We need your help.
There's so much blood."
437
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,555
Then the skull emoji.
438
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,224
Mmm?
Ugh!
439
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,809
All right. Fine.
440
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:35,354
I'm here. What's so important?
441
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,484
Wait! Where are you going?
442
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,075
Hi.
Doug?
443
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,827
Gabby:
Mom?
444
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,580
Liv and I were wrong to get
in the way of your happiness.
445
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,164
The truth is,
446
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,333
we just didn't want you
to get hurt.
447
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,753
But you kinda ended up
getting hurt, anyway.
448
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:03,007
We shouldn't have tried
to break you and Doug up.
449
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,842
Wait, how did you know
we broke up?
450
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,553
Let's not focus on that,
451
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,097
and start focusing on
giving Doug another chance.
452
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,686
Well, if you're willing
to give it another shot,
453
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,397
then I am, too.
454
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,483
♪
455
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:24,278
We'll give you some time
to get reacquainted. Mmm.
456
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,280
(chuckles)
457
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,411
Mmm! So good.
458
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,205
This is definitely what
I'm gonna miss most about Earth.
459
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,167
Thank you both so much
for all your help!
460
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,668
We appreciate it!
461
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,253
So much!
462
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,880
Don't mention it.
463
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,507
Are you sure you're all
gonna be okay without Doug?
464
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,385
Now that we have our Dinas,
we'll be fine.
465
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,721
(sniffles)
466
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,432
Well, we'll be seeing ya.
467
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,435
(squeals)
Tell Doug to keep his head flaps on.
468
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,020
(chuckles)
469
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,941
Dougs:
Oohoohooh!
470
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,155
Are we 100% sure
it was a good idea to send
471
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,783
a bunch of Mom clones
out into space?
472
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,494
We sure aren't, Liv.
473
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,746
We sure aren't.
474
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,332
♪
475
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,501
Gabby:
Next time on "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
476
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,461
We're gonna nail
Halloween this year.
477
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,004
(screaming)
478
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,340
The fright master's back!
(growls)
479
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,425
(screams)
480
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,803
He pinpoints your fears,
so he can craft a specific terror
481
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,429
just for you!
(roaring)
482
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:33,806
(shrieks)
483
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,350
Jeremy: A Vexatonian?
They ate all those humans!
484
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,020
I'm too fly to die!
(growling)
485
00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:44,620
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