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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

Great practice guys, we'll be right there.

[ Both giggle]

I love showering, especially standing ankle deep

in everyone else's dirty water.

And avoiding eye-contact with alien rude bits?

Not a problem.

Let's do this.

[ Shower squeaks ]

I wish we could shower all [Voice deepens] day.

[ Voice deepens ] Every day.

[ All scream ]

♪♪

Ohh! [ Grunts ]

Showers.

[ Screams ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Screaming ] No, no, no, no!

Help! No, no, no!

[ Screams ]

Thanks, dregwallis.

Those clones were perfect.

'Course they are, unless you get them wet.

What are you gonna use them for anyway?

To get us out of taking a show...

[ screams ]

[ Water dripping ]

What do you think Mr. Kallous is gonna chat to us about?

Chat? He's gonna destroy us.

We skipped showering, illegally cloned ourselves,

and trashed the washroom with 10,000 gallons of water.

We're history.

Remember what he did to that guy

who took the last piece of pie?

[ Hums ]

Hmm?

- [ Chomp! ] - [ Growls ]

[ Groans, gasping for air ]

[ Coughs ]

Elliott: The guy was choking,

and Mr. K didn't even help.

[ Footsteps boom ]

Both: [Nervously ] Aah.

What's he gonna do to us?

[ Screams ] Vaporize our brains?

Eternally banish us into a bottomless pit?

What's he gonna do?

Both: [Nervously ] Aah.

[ Door clanks ]

Both: [Nervously ] Aah.

You can go...

Both: [ Screams ] No... what?

Or stay. I don't care,

nothing matters anyway.

Oh, and sorry about the smoke.

My cape caught fire,

and I can't be bothered to extinguish it.

[ Doors clank ]

What just happened?

I wonder why Mr. K is sad.

Well, these will definitely cheer him up.

Who doesn't like chocolates?

Maybe leave some for him? Mmm.

I think this is where he lives.

"Junk mailers will be impaled."

Yep, this is the place.

[ Distant screaming ]

[ Nervously] It's coming from inside.

[ Screaming continues ]

[ Gulps ] [ Gulps ]

[ Doors hiss ]

[ Screaming continues ]

There's no one here.

[ French accent ] What are you doing?

Quiet. [Thud ]

Master in the other room.

Very sad, wants to be alone.

Even his favorite playlist does not cheer him up.

- Who are you anyway? - Elliott.

- Mo. - Who are you?

- You. - Me?

No, not me,

- you. - You?

Sorry, I stop you there. This always happen.

My name is you...

Y-o-u. Master call me that

'cause he never learn my real name.

You know, "you, do this. You, do that."

Anyway, what you want?

Does he mean him or us?

Mr. K's our teacher.

We bought him these...

- this. - No no, no, no, no

This no good for master.

He intolerant. Lactose intolerant?

No! He everything intolerant.

You leave now.

Are you going somewhere?

Not me, you.

Look, we just came to try and cheer him up.

Do you know why he's so sad?

I don't know. The last week he be moping around, not eating,

only torturing me once a day.

And he always looking at his glove.

Okay.

Wait. Don't you want to know about glove?

Sure. What's with the glove?

It memento from the master's home world.

The story begin 1,000 years ago to this very day.

In the darkest corner of galaxy lay an even darker world,

in the naughty grip of the evil warlord kallous the merciless.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

And? That's all he ever tell me,

he a very private man.

So what has the glove got to do with it?

I don't know. It mean a lot to master.

He was wearing it last time he held prince cryon

in his arms, you know, before the planet go kaboom.

Prince cryon? Who's that? Some dead guy.

Master always muttering his name while he sleeps.

What are you doing in his bedroom?

- You must go now. - Oh, o-okay.

- Sorry. - No, me go.

Bye.

Hmm. Mr. K must be sad

because he misses this prince cryon guy.

Great. Glad we worked that one out.

No, mo, wait.

We need to do something about this.

Hmm. The last time he held prince cryon...

Hmm. [ Electricity crackles ]

There's a bat on the ceiling.

There's still some hair stuck between the armor here.

[ Tongue clicks ] Yeah, I can clone from that.

But you gotta be more careful with this one.

Of course.

We'll keep it away from water this time.

All right. Stand back.

♪♪

[ Fart sound ]

Ugh. Is that really prince cryon?

Not quite. Cloning a grown-up takes longer.

They're like microwave meals...

You gotta stir them halfway through.

You? You?

I can't find the telly remote.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, come on.

Now someone's stolen me gauntlet.

[ Thunder crashes ] [ Groaning ]

[ Gasps ]

Where is he? Where am I?

Who are you? I'm mo.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Crayon.

- Look out, damsel. - Aah!

I, prince cryon, will protect you

from this hideous dragon.

No, no, no, no, no, h-he's my friend.

Hmm. If you say so, diminutive maiden.

But one wrong move, beast, and I shall slay you

and wear your hide as a scarf.

I am very soft.

And you do look cold.

Couldn't you of cloned him with clothes on?

Could've. What is this place?

Last thing I recall I was on the rim of a volcano

staring into the eyes of lord kallous.

Is he here?

No, but we're taking you to him.

We'll get you some clothes on the way.

It's a gauntlet,

gaunt-let.

Oh, just put "shiny glove."

Yeah, it's of great sentimental value to me.

I was wearing it the day I almost vanquished my Nemesis.

Uh, Nemesis...

N-e-m-e... oh, look, j-just put "man I don't like."

Yeah, his name's cryon, prince cryon.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, it does sound a bit like crayon.

- Master. - Oh, hold on.

I'll call you back.

[ Thud ] Message for you.

Why would I be interested in your message?

No, message not for you, it for you.

[ Screen blips ] [ Sighs ]

I wish I just called you Derek.

Go on, go for a walk.

"If you want to see your glove again,

come to the top of the centrium."

[ Sighs ] It's a gauntlet, not a glove.

Oh well, might as well get some fresh air,

stretch the old legs.

Woman: You are now arriving at, restaurant level.

Huh? Restaurant?

What is this?

Oh, Mr. Kallous.

Your table is ready. Follow me.

If you say so.

I'll bring your companion over when they arrive.

[ Glass scrapes ] Is that fizzy?

- Yes. - Don't like fizzy.

Can I just have tap water?

Hmph! Cheap.

[ Piano playing ]

[ Hands tap ]

There is someone coming.

♪♪

Up, up. Excuse me, sir, aren't you a little underdressed

for this [grunts] establishment?

Right this way, sir.

[ Sighs ] Oh, what a perfect place for the reunion.

Why is there always garlic in everything?

Your glove.

Huh?

Lord kallous.

Cryon? But how?

You perished with our home planet.

I was summoned back by a flame-haired sorceress

and her dragon friend.

Now let's finish what we started.

With pleasure. And it's not a glove,

it's a gauntlet.

♪♪

Can we get the check, please?

[ Thud, glass shatters ] [ Crowd screams ]

Sounds kind of noisy in there.

No, no, no, no, no, it's going well.

Mr. K just said [Imitating kallous]

"I have you now, and I'll never let you go."

And did you hear that?

Cryon said, "I've missed you before,

I won't miss you again." [ Laser beam fires ]

That's so sweet.

I wanna see. Give me a boost.

[ Grunts ] Aww. He's giving him the flowers.

[ Laser beam fires ] No wait.

He's throwing them at his head.

And the table they were sitting on...

[ screams ] [ Glass shatters ]

[ Thuds, grunts ]

That's the worst first date I've ever seen.

I don't think this is going entirely to plan.

I'll destroy you, cryon.

Not if I slay you first, kallous.

We have to stop them. Whoa! Ohh. [ Thud ]

But look how happy he is.

[ Laughs ]

But we can't let him take out cryon,

even if he is a clone.

[ Growls, grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

What the... You can be destroyed by water?

How did I not know that?

Well, it's news to me, too. That was my favorite arm.

Well then, prepare to be destroyed.

[ Grunting ] [ Squeak]

[ Exhales sharply ] One more go.

[ Grunts ] [ Squeak ]

I can't get any purchase on it.

[ Ding! ]

Aha!

Prepare to be extinguished.

Ha. Extinguished.

Mo, we gotta save cryon.

[ Grunts ]

[ Footstep booms ] [ Gasps ]

Goodbye, cryon.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Chuckles ] You were never any match

for kallous the merciless. [ Laughs maniacally ]

You two saved my life.

I am forever indebted to you.

How can I repay you? Ask anything of me.

Uh, we kind of need you to go and not come back.

Mm. Very, very harsh.

But I'm a man of my word.

Goodbye, dragon, wench.

[ Footsteps approach ]

Ah. "Flame-haired sorceress and her dragon friend,"

I might have guessed.

I have one thing to say to you.

[ Whimpers ] [ Whimpers ]

Thanks very much.

Huh? Huh?

Finally vanquished my Nemesis.

Don't know how you did it, don't know why you did it,

but it really cheered me up.

Uh. Don't mention it?

Means I can get back to excessive

and unnecessary acts of discipline. [ Chuckles ]

Which reminds me...

We still need a chat about the two of you skipping showers,

illegally cloning yourselves,

and destroying the school washroom.

My punishment will be merciless.

I'm back! [ Laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

What brave, new world is this?

Oh.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Uh, sorry, can I ask where you got your umbrella from?

I'm not very good with rain.

♪♪

Th-that's my nose.

[ Screams ]

♪♪

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