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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

Temporal tedium.

♪♪

He's right. I did this, mo.

It's all my fault!

I killed Preston.

I killed Preston!

Right, who should we sit with today?

Hmm. Oh, what about ash?

[ Breathes deeply ]

Uh.

[ Groans ]

Ooh!

Mm, I wasn't hungry anyway.

Maybe not.

Hey, how about Steve?

Perfect. There's two seats right there!

[ Grunts ]

Dang it, the best seats are always taken.

We might have to sit on our own today.

Wait, what about that guy?

You think?

I'm getting a real live-wire vibe from him.

I bet his blood is electricity,

and he can shoot lightning bolts out of his eyes.

Sounds awesome.

I think I was wrong.

[ Slurps ]

Oh. That's gone cold.

Better go heat it up.

Oh, man. That guy's so slow we'll come back

for a 20-year school reunion

and he still won't have finished his lunch.

And I think that's yesterday's soup.

Ah, we'll just have to find a good excuse to bail.

I know. We'll tell him we're ghosts.

Oh, that could work.

My thing was that I was a silent-movie actor

who died in a tragic stage accident.

And you're looking for your grandson

Jeremiah to give him rights to your unfinished masterpiece.

"Brooklyn rendezvous."

But when you lift your hat...

My head is missing.

Both: And the grandson was the ghost all along!

Ah, friendship's the best. Wait.

I just realized that if I didn't have our friendship,

I'd be devastated.

And that's something he won't know,

unless we share it with him.

Let's do it.

Let's befriend the snot out of that little green guy.

♪♪

Hey, I... [ School bell rings ]

Dang it, we have to go,

but what do you say we hang out this weekend? Your place?

Really?

Yeah, making a friend never killed anyone, right?

By the way, I didn't catch your name.

Oh, it's Preston.

[ Ominous music plays ]

Okay, a day with Preston. I'm feeling pumped!

We can do this.

- You know what? I'm sure it'll be fun. - [ Doorbell rings ]

I bet when he's in his own space,

Preston really comes alive.

[ Whispering ] I think I was wrong again.

So, someone's into art, huh?

Yeah, it says so much about life.

I could stare at it for hours and not get to the bottom of it.

Are you doing that now?

No, I was thinking about something else.

Anyway, do you want to hear a joke?

It's a bit long, but I literally died when I heard it.

An alien walks into a hardware store and says...

Right, we should go out. We have a long day ahead of us.

Sure. I can tell you the joke while...

Elliott: Okay, we've been saving this for a special occasion.

Mo.

May I present to you the bubbliest soda in the universe?

It's fizzness time!

It's actually called that.

Okay, let's do it.

Whoa!

I can feel it!

Yeah, I think we're gonna be able to get

to the chorus this time!

[ Both burping rhythmically ]

[ Gasps ]

Uhhh.

So, when does the fun start?

- Ouch. - Maybe this is too dumb.

Mm, I see. More of a culture guy,

we'll think of something.

Come on, Preston.

It's fizzness time.

And as the baldock slugs

complete their 5,000-year journey,

you will hear them say goodbye to each other.

It is the most beautiful sound in the universe.

At last. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.

Nothing could ruin it.

[ Belching loudly ]

[ Crowd gasps ]

Sorry.

Okay, so not a culture guy.

Mo, I think I get it! Me too!

Space worms make Preston really gassy!

No. Preston's so slow that

by the time we're doing something,

he's still doing the thing from before.

- Right. - We should change what's on our list for today.

Ah, it'll be fine.

♪♪

[ Crying ]

Huh?

[ Blows ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] Oh!

- Uh... - I know. You were wrong.

Let's call it a day.

Well, here we are... Just like Preston asked.

Holding a big old pile of glasses.

Where is he?

Of course, he's late for his own prank.

You know, hanging out with him is kinda...

Boring?

Yeah, you know, it's not his fault.

He just can't keep up with our quick-fire jokes.

I mean, he's so slow he's like, um, um...

You get it, right?

Yeah.

Good thing he wasn't here to hear us, though, right?

Yeah, that would've crushed his tiny heart

in a thousand little pieces.

♪♪

[ Horn blares ]

[ Pop ]

♪♪

No more Mr. Slow guy.

[ Ominous music plays ]

I kinda feel bad about earlier.

Me too.

Poor Preston. He's probably so lonely without us.

Student: Yeah! Come on! [ Indistinct shouting ]

Who knew he had it in him?

Preston is so cool!

Did you hear his hardware store joke?

It was hilarious.

Huh?

[ Students chanting "Preston!" ] Excuse me. Sorry.

Excuse me.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, I guess I won't be needing these any more!

Aah!

Preston is on fire today.

And I should know.

I'm a huge juggling fan.

Hey, guys!

Wow, Preston. We were wrong about you.

Yeah, we thought you were boring.

- [ Gasps ] - Yeah, I know.

I heard what you were saying earlier.

Oh, don't worry about it.

I should be thanking you. It made me take off

this necklace that's been slowing me down for so long.

Good riddance!

You made me change!

Huh?

For the better!

Uh...

You know, ever since I turned 11,

I've been thinking...

You should come to my 12th birthday.

So sorry you missed it, by the way.

That's okay, buddy. Hey, what do you say

we get that necklace back from the trash,

just in case you change your mind?

Why would I change my mind?

Because of this.

A picture of you two wearing matching onesies?

No, no, no, not that. Where's the selfie mode?

Ah! Because of this!

Huh?

Aaaah!

I guess we have no other choice.

We're going in!

[ Screaming ]

Wow, the acoustics in here are amazing.

[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]

So this is where all the centrium's trash goes, huh?

Yeah.

Whoa. It's crazy what people throw away.

There's a perfectly good banana peel right here.

[ Growling ]

I wonder if it recycles?

We don't have much time.

Let's start searching.

I am so sick of all your rules!

You're not my dads, okay?

Oh, no, he's gone full adolescent.

Hey, you come back here now, young man!

[ Loud thud ]

- Umm, mo, we can go around. - Oh!

Huh?

Hey, I am, like, so sorry about the negativity earlier, guys.

Now that I'm 21, I understand everything.

[ Gasps ] I can't believe it!

I know. Pretty profound.

No, the necklace!

You watch Preston. I'll go get it.

You know, now that I'm 30,

I know that life is about three things...

Money, cars, and money. What?

Take it from a 40-year-old guy...

There's more to life than money.

It's about spending time with the ones you love.

Aah!

Oh. [ Strains ]

[ Growling ]

[ Screaming ]

Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this!

[ Growling ]

Aaaaahhh!

Ahh! Come on, come on.

Of course, back in my day, we got rid of the trash ourselves.

Darn tentacle monsters, taking our jobs!

Elliott!

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

Elliott!

Put the necklace on!

Huh? Mm.

Ah. Ooh!

Elliott!

Preston isn't looking so good!

[ Groaning ]

I'm here, buddy!

[ Weakly ] It's too late. Look at me.

Come closer.

There's something I need to tell you.

It's all your fault.

What?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

He's right. I did this, mo.

It's all my fault!

I killed Preston.

I killed Preston!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Cooing ]

What is that?!

Goo-ga-ga. Guh.

G-Got ya!

Preston?!

Did you like my prank?

Prank?!

You guys put it together, right?

Yeah...

- No. - Really?

I literally died when I heard it.

It's says so much about life.

The cool thing about me is that my species can regenerate.

Guys?

[ Both snoring ]

Ohhh.

I guess you guys are a bit...

Slow.

[ Both chuckle nervously ]

Necklace, please.

Perfect.

Friends? Of course.

Up top!

Aaah! Let's get out of here!

Good idea.

♪♪

That's my nose. Aah!

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