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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

[ Croaking ]

And for dinner tonight... Whatever you want.

Oh, uh...

Can I have ice cream?

Oh! Can I have the cheese-flavored one?

Uh, that's frozen lasagna, but sure!

Wow, sounds like you had a good day.

Nope, I had a terrible day!

First, I think I upset our neighbors...

[ splat! ] Ahh!

[ Gurgling ]

[ Sigh! ]

Then I got stuck on my way to get the bus.

[ Splat! ]

And things got a little heated at my job interview.

[ Foom! ]

[ Chuckles ]

That sounds like a great day, Frankie.

What? No it doesn't. [ Crunch! ]

You're right, it wasn't.

Until...

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

Looks like today will be fine.

Yeah. Yeah, it will!

He said "good morning" to me, and you know,

one nice, little gesture like that

from a stranger can really make your day.

Hey! I know a nice stranger, too!

He copies everything I do, follows me around everywhere,

and never says a word.

Uhh.

Oh, hey!

We were just talking about you!

[ Continues chatting ]

Well, I'm beat. Goodnight.

Sweet dreams, mom.

[ Yawn! ] Night, mo.

Good night!

And good night to you.

No, to you.

Good night.

[ Humming ]

Mm!

Mmm!

Hey, what took you so long?

Yeah, sorry, the hot dog guy was having a bad day,

which made me think about what mom said, you know?

Doing something nice for a stranger.

Gurt: Here's your hot dog.

Aw, thanks!

Hey, are you okay, sir?

[ Sigh! ] Not really.

Business ain't doing so good.

That's why I gotta do that this afternoon.

Ride a giant hot dog?

No, launch a new menu.

You know what? I'll come along!

You'd do that?

Oh, that's really made my day.

I sure hope it works.

My great-great-grandfather

built this place with his own hands.

But, you only opened last month.

Yeah, he's very frail.

I don't know how he does it.

[ Groan! ]

[ Sigh! ]

Hmm! So, what do I owe you?

Oh, don't worry about it.

It's just a couple of credits!

See you this afternoon.

This afternoon it is.

Hey, you know who else is having a really lousy day?

- Dugg! - Dugg?

- Who's dugg? - Exactly.

A total stranger!

I heard he's bummed out because

he has to move to a different zone.

Perfect!

One nice, little gesture coming your way, dugg.

But you don't know what he looks like.

Not a problem!

And you must be dugg!

Yeah, how did you know?

Let's just say I tried that on a lot of people.

- Anyway, a little bird tells me that you're leav... - Oh, great.

My last day here and everybody finds out

I've been lying about my height.

[ Squeak! ]

[ High-pitched ] Ohhh, there he is,

little dugg, the big joke.

Uh, no, I meant...

I just found out that you're leaving.

[ Whir! ]

Forget what you just saw.

So, I know we're strangers and all,

but I got you this leaving card!

Hmm.

[ Whimper! ]

Why would you give this to me?

Ah, it's nothing, man.

Oh, hey, you know

the card didn't actually come with glitter?

- I stuck it on! - No!

A card made of paper!

When my planet was destroyed by deforestation!

- [ Pop! Pop! ] - [ Gasp! ]

Oh, great!

It turns out I'm also allergic to glitter!

[ Crying ] How could this day get any worse?

No, wait!

That's not what I was gonna do.

That's just one of my jokes. [ Chuckles ]

- You know me! - No, I don't.

Um, the actual thing...

I'm gonna do for you...

Is... a...

Ahh!

Oh! Looks like that went well!

Yep, finally got the glitter off my hands.

No, with dugg.

Oh, yeah.

I promised I'd throw him a big leaving party this afternoon.

Well, aren't you a busy bud?

Throwing dugg a party

and going to the hot dog guy's thing

at the exact same time.

Ugh!

Ughhh!

How am I supposed to be in two places at once?

Hmmm...

I know!

We make a cardboard cutout of you.

Mo, even the dumbest person could tell the difference.

I couldn't!

I mean, you could be one right now.

- You're not, are you? - No!

[ Door opening ]

I'm the biggest clown in the universe.

Oh, congratulations on getting a new job!

Yeah, I didn't.

You know the guy who said "good morning" to me?

Turns out...

- Good morning! - Hello again!

Looks like today will be fine.

Yeah, yes it...

With a chance of showers later.

Um, okay.

Good morning! Huh?

Looks like today will be fine.

- With a chance of showers later. - Good morning!

[ Holograms chattering ]

He was a hologram.

Those things look so real!

It's so hard to figure out how things work in space.

Door, close.

Oh.

Those things look so real.

[ Gasp! ] I think I know how to be in two places at once!

♪♪

[ Indistinct chatter ]

Nice!

Looks like you've really made dugg's day.

High four! [ Buzz! ]

Ahh! Shhh, mo!

Remember, this is a hologram.

I'm not here.

The real me

is at the hot dog place!

Oh, these hot dogs are divine!

And you're there to make sure

no one gets too close to my hologram.

Got it!

So where am I?

At dugg's party!

Ohhh, right.

I was hoping I was.

Look, just make sure no one touches me, okay?

Hey, you gotta try this breaded schlump!

It's great! Ahh!

- [ Gasp! ] - Hey, can you take a picture of me?

Ahh!

Do you mind holding this for a second?

[ Shatter! ]

You could have just said "no."

Uh, I think you're overdoing it a bit.

Hmm, you're right.

I'm a disgrace.

No, no, no, w-wait!

I-I didn't mean to... [ Sigh!]

Gurt: Oh, hey! Hey, kid!

Huh? Hey! Come here!

Oh, the hot dog guy wants to speak to me.

You've gotta clear a way for me to get over there.

But this time take it down a notch, okay?

I'm on it.

- Ow! - Sorry.

- Oof! - I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.

- Hey! Whoa! - I said, take it down notch!

- Yeah, I don't know what that means. - [ Thud! ]

Sorry, sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Ah, it isn't your fault.

Huh? What isn't?

The new menu not working.

We're gonna have to close down.

Close down? What?

Yeah, we're losing money and I don't know why.

Hey, uh, how much for the hot dog?

Ah, don't worry about it. It's just a couple of credits.

Uh, thanks?

He's a new customer. It's just a nice thing to do.

Hey, how much for all these?

Ah, don't worry about it. It's just a couple of credits.

Oh, thanks! Uh...

He's a regular customer. It's just the nice thing to do.

Uhh...

Ohh, I'm such a fool!

[ Sob! ]

Come on, big guy. There, there.

[ Buzz! ]

Mo, pay attention!

Oops! Sorry.

Hey, dugg, I'm gonna miss you, buddy!

Uh, I'll miss you too

hey, dugg, you gonna give a speech?

Uh, no.

Everyone! Dugg is about to give a speech!

No, no, no, no. No. Uh...

Speech! Speech! Speech!

The thing is, I, uh...

I hate giving speeches! [ Chuckles ]

Can't someone else do it?

Oh, hey, now. Hey, now.

Oh, come on, big guy.

[ Gasp! ] Elliott!

I think you've got to give a speech!

Huh? I'm gonna give a speech?

You're gonna give a speech

oh, that's great!

Hey, everybody! Everything's gonna be fine.

This kid's gonna give a speech!

[ Crowd chatters ]

Uh...

Wait a minute. Hm?

Uh...

Mo?

Ahh!

There, that's better.

So...

I guess we're all here for the same reason...

- Dugg! - Huh?

I mean, uh... hot doerrg...

Ooh.

I guess I am kinda hot.

Everybody digs a tall guy.

Hm!

Hot doerrg is going away,

but when hot doerrg's gone we will all feel...

Um... empty inside!

Hmm.

Mmm.

I know hot doerrg can be salty sometimes,

but he can also be kind of sweet,

and I can honestly say I have never met anyone

with such great taste.

When he's gone, I, for one, will miss his soft buns.

Hmm.

So, goodbye, hot doerrg.

♪♪

Huh?

[ Groan! ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, that kid is one heck of a public speaker.

Yeah, but the lizard was overkill.

You did it, Elliott! That was amazing!

- High four! - No, no, no, no!

[ Buzz! ] [ Thud! ]

[ Gasp! ] He's a hologram!

Oh, I don't believe it.

Uh...

I'm sorry. It's just...

I promised I'd be in two places at once.

I'm not really here.

- I... - Uh, actually?

I've got to confess too.

- I'm not really here either. - Huh?

It's the ultra bowl final, and I didn't want to miss it,

so I used a clone.

It's gonna self-destruct in like 2 sec...

[ boom! ]

I'm sorry, but I'm not here either.

I'm a shapeshifter. Somebody paid me to turn up.

And I'm pretty sure that's guy's just a cardboard cutout.

Told you.

[ Sigh! ] I'm really sorry, dugg.

Actually, I'm not here either.

- Hm? - Uh, yeah.

Me and my family are already on our way to the other zone,

but this party seemed important to you,

so I used a psychic projection.

You're probably gonna have a mild headache for a few days.

[ Buzzing ] Oh, we're going through a tunnel!

I'm losing you! Bye!

- I guess that kinda worked out? - Yeah!

Oh, how did it go at the hot dog place?

Oh, dang it! I'll see you back home.

[ Zap! ]

Hey, where'd everyone go?

Well, when you started talking to yourself

about being in two places at once,

people got actually quite upset.

I'm sorry.

At least you tried. That's what counts.

Plus, you made me realize giving stuff away

isn't really good for business.

Well, glad I could help somehow.

See you around.

See you around, kid.

How much to buy the place?

Uh...

It's just a couple hundred thousand credits.

Don't worry about it.

Mo: Well, sounds like it worked out okay.

Yeah, I guess so.

I did a nice thing, too.

I sent a housewarming gift to dugg.

Huh, that is nice.

I'm sure he'll love it.

[ Tweet! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Yawn! ] Anyway, good night, bud.

Good night.

And good night to you.

No, to you.

No, good night!

[ Chuckles ] I'll go when you go.

♪♪

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