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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

"Inadvertent inversion."

♪♪

He's on our tail!

Black cyborg: I have you now.

We're not both gonna make it.

You go on without me.

No. It's not up to you.

Arghhhh!

Saving your sister will not spare you.

Mwah.

Aw, dad!

Do you have to do that every time you drop us off at school?

So embarrassing. And don't think you're

getting away with it either, young lady.

Mwah.

Uh, is that a stain? [ Sighs ]

Those kids can't keep anything clean.

Bye!

Have a nice day!

- Bye! - Have a nice day!

Bye! [ Muffled ] Have a nice day!

Mom, do we have to wear all this stuff?

It's an alien gym class.

You have no idea how dangerous that could be.

Well, I'm sure it'll just be normal.

Oh, normal?

Like that "normal" crosswalk yesterday?

Mo! - Mo!

Anyway, just be careful.

What are you gonna do today?

Well, I guess until they find out why we're here,

I don't know.

But don't worry about me. Have a good day.

You too, mom. See ya, Frankie.

Hive director: I hear you're looking for something to do.

Oh. Hive director!

Yes. How did you know?

Oh, it's a hobby of mine.

Listening to other people's private conversations.

Anyway, perhaps you could help me out today.

Oh. Maybe I can...

But you'll have to be patient with me.

I'm still trying to get used to what's normal around here.

Oh, don't worry. Around here there's no such thing as normal.

Mm.

So, who is Jim?

No, mo, gym class isn't run by someone called Jim. It's...

Hi. My name's gym, short for gymnasium.

- A very common name where I come from. - Hmm. Guess you were right.

You two, less of this.

We weren't doing that. We were talking.

Exactly.

And the last student who talked through my cookery class

now looks like this.

[ Students "ohh" ]

But... but I've always looked like this.

Then you do look like this now.

Well... uh, yes. Then my point still stands.

Now, as you know, everyone here

has their own unique physical properties

and therefore needs to consume

different things in different ways.

Please demonstrate yours. Uh...

I'm just trying to have my lunch and...

The students are waiting.

Uh, but I can't when they're all watching.

It seems this individual would rather deny

you bright young things your education.

Such is his prerogative.

No, no, no, no. But I'll...

In which case, please observe these examples.

As you can see, dinnertimes are diverse.

So now you know how everyone eats,

let's look at what they eat.

Right, we'll start with something simple.

Mix those two together and see what you think.

Hmm. Not a lot of flavor.

Then perhaps you wish to try it with some dressing?

Mmm, I like it.

[ Grunts ] This one's empty.

Oh, my apologies.

[ Gags ]

So, how are you finding everything?

Oh, I must admit, ever since I've been here,

my world's kinda been turned upside down.

Oh, my apologies.

I didn't realize this was your incorrect orientation.

Would you prefer to be up there with silon?

Good morning, hive director.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean literally.

I just don't know what to do with myself.

Then take a seat, and I'm sure we'll find you something.

But first, how about a delicious cup of remulian coffee?

My late husband was always drinking it.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Did I hear someone say remulian coffee?

Oh, there you are. I was just telling her

how you're always late.

This is my husband.

He maintains operations here at the hive.

Pleasure to meet you, young lady.

Now, what was that about coffee?

You're not having any.

You know you get all funny when you drink it.

Oh, keep an eye on this, would you?

Wait!

Please, my love, just a sip!

There's no such thing as normal.

Yeah. No such thing as normal.

Oh. Oop.

What's this?

- Ow! - Uh!

Mm. Ah!

We have made our final decision.

Please. Please, I must know the verdict.

The theme of this year's staff party will be...

Hands? Hands?!

How am I supposed to do that?

You insensitive...

Hmm. [ Chuckles ]

Hmm.

[ Alarm blaring ] Huh?!

Alright, you can have a bit of mine.

Mmm! Yummy! But if you get all funny,

it's the spare room again for you.

[ Alarm blaring ] What the...

Wait, where's your case with the hive controls?

You're definitely not having any of that now.

Please!

Do not concern yourselves. It is simply a test.

[ Blaring continues ] Oh, oh.

How do you stop this thing?

Uh, green's good, right?

[ Blaring stops ]

[ Sighs ] Thank goodness.

[ Loud whirring ]

Huh?

Uh! Aah!

Aah!

Oh, no.

Okay, this is not a teeeessst!

♪♪

Oh, please! Just a little sip!

Not until you've out sorted this problem!

See?

Problem solved.

Now let's have a little sip of that...

Aaaahhh!

You wait there!

I'll sort it myself.

What's going on?

My entire class has just fallen out of the window.

Mm... Might nip off early.

Go and buy a watch.

♪♪

Oh...

Okay, remain calm.

This is just your standard orientation breach.

There is an override switch for such an occasion in every room.

Well, where is it?

Good question.

Hmm. [ Blows ]

It is conveniently located...

Oh. Up there.

How inconvenient.

Fortunately, we have plenty of time to access it.

[ Glass cracking ]

Unfortunately, due to the cumulative weight of our class,

because some of us had lunch...

But you told me to.

We now do not

have plenty of time to access it.

Hey, you two!

Flip that little override switch, would ya?

Climb up there? Isn't that a little dangerous?

Well, it seems our friends who are closest to the switch

and therefore best placed to remedy our predicament

have quibbles about saving us.

Such is their prerogative.

Any other suggestions?

Uh, excuse me. Yes?

I've been giving some thought to what you said earlier.

About everybody having their own unique physical properties.

Yes? Well, you see,

I'm ever so small and ever so light.

Yes?

And if I were climb into his mouth

and you were to put a pinch of pepper 'pon his nose,

I could be sneezed all the way up to that switch and pull it.

But isn't climbing in there a little gross?

Oh, indeed, it is.

But the knowledge that I will save you one

and all will help me [gags]

Will help me overcome my natural squeamishness.

[ Sniffles ] What a brave little guy.

Okay, when you're ready.

Off you go.

Aren't you, uh...

Aren't you gonna sneeze him?

Sneeze who?

The little squeamish fella. Didn't you see him?

Climbed into your mouth?

- Don't have any eyes. - But...

You were gonna sneeze him.

'Cause of the pepper on your nose.

Don't have a nose either.

Well, where is he then?

Spose I swallowed him.

Well, that's gonna mean paperwork.

But he did have a point...

Anyone else have physical properties

that can resolve our plight?

I can secrete a glue-like substance from my abdomen!

Alright, show-off, now's not the time.

No, don't you see? It could be applied to someone's feet,

and they could walk right up there!

I have feet.

Okay, off ya go.

[ Straining ]

[ Breathes deeply ]

[ Straining ]

Oh, did I not mention it's the stickiest

substance in the universe?

You did not.

Any other ideas?

Invisibill: I can go invisible!

You're already invisible.

Yeah!

Then how is that useful?

Oh. Uh, yeah...

It's just that I...

I thought I could maneuver undetected and, uh...

Silly, really.

Why do I always do that?

[ Crying ]

Mm. I do hope that's tears.

[ Glass shatters, students gasp ]

You two, in spite of my earlier sarcasm,

it appears it is up to you.

Or down to you.

My apologies. The current orientation is confusing.

Uh...

Okay, okay. What did I do? What did I do?

Pushing that shifted everything 90 degrees.

So maybe pushing this will...

Almost got it.

[ Loud cranking ]

Aaah! What the...

[ Gasps ]

Yeah, that's not it.

Okay, it appears our situation has improved somewhat.

Students: Yay!

But let's hold off on further celebration

until we figure out whose keys are these?

Mine!

Well, looks like things haven't improved for him.

Or us!

Right.

How about you three try and catch them?

But I've got fiery arms.

Invisibill: And I can't see my arms.

I ain't got any arms.

Well, that's a defeatist attitude.

Elliott: Uh, don't worry about it.

We'll just give the switch another go.

Yeah. Maybe I can reach it with my tail.

[ Both straining ]

No, wait. If those turned everything upside-down,

then that means...

Nearly there!

[ Both straining ]

- Aah! - Aah!

Aaahhh!

[ All screaming ]

What do I do? What do I do?!

Don't worry! I've not spilled them.

I didn't mean to activate it!

Don't be too hard on yourself.

It looks like you've figured it out already.

I-I have?

Yes, the only thing is,

you're holding it upside-down.

Just flip it the other way and hit the button again.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's not it.

[ All screaming ]

♪♪

[ Gasps ] Did I do it?

Did I save all my frien...

Okay, everyone, I think that's the end of the lesson.

Same time next week.

[ Straining ]

Uh, guys, my feet are still...

[ Door closes ]

Oh...

And she's got my keys.

You know what? Thanks for the offer,

but I might just spend some time getting used

to what's normal here.

And you were right... That was good coffee.

[ Giggles ]

♪♪

That's my nose. Aah!

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