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♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

[ Croak! ]

[ Heavy footsteps thudding ]

[ Roar! ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Growl! ]

[ Roar! ]

Elliot: Aw, you're so cute, little guy!

Ah, there you are.

What are you doing in here?

Well, I've been thinking,

now we're not on the road anymore

and we've settled down somewhere,

nothing says "home" like a pet...

Kafalisk.

Oh, sweetie,

this is a unique and complex alien organism

that we don't understand.

I don't think you're ready to look after it yet.

Hmm, I guess you're right.

How about something simpler, like a matazoan triggler?

[ Screech! ] Oh.

Or a fluffy clemmy?

Ahh.

A winnipiggle? Aah!

A dib-dab? [ Roar! ]

This?

[ Groans ]

Look, if you were to have a pet,

it would need to be something a little less high-maintenance.

Like that.

[ Gasps ]

Really? Oh, my gosh!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

No, I-I didn't mean that actual...

I've never loved anything so much in my entire life.

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

Ohh. Isn't right.

Uh, excuse me? Ba... bah.

Yes it's me, and yes, you can have an autograph.

Sorry, do I know you?

Hmm?

I'm Trey? From Trey and Tommy?

"Hot thumbs"?

Two weeks at number 3 on the saturn charts?

From the album "tender digits"?

You're not ringing any bells.

No, no, no, I was on trumpet.

Tommy was the bell ringer.

So what happened to Tommy?

Well, unfortunately,

our planet was destroyed after only our second album.

He... he didn't make it?

No, no, no, he made it.

I just don't talk to him anymore.

Creative differences.

Um... Can we buy this?

Oh, yeah, sure.

It's easy to take care of, right?

What, that? Yeah.

Easiest thing to look after in here.

- Doesn't seem to eat or drink. - [ Squeak! ]

I sold one to a regular customer.

Never heard a peep from her.

In fact, I never heard anything from her

ever again,

which can only mean...

She was one happy customer!

Great. See you around.

Bye!

♪ Pa-pa-pa ding-a-ling-a-ling ♪

[ Sighs ]

It's just not the same without you.

Ohh, I can't wait to show mo my new pet!

He's gonna love it.

Uh, excuse me.

Oh, hi. I don't think we've met.

I'm Frankie. We've just moved in.

Yes, whatever.

Did I hear you say you have a pet?

- She definitely did. - Oh.

So you all live together?

Yes. Don't remind us.

Not by choice.

Anyway, what's this about a pet?

Yes, my son's just got his first pet.

Oh, what a peculiar, pale, little creature.

It's not pale.

We weren't talking about that.

[ Squeak! ]

I do hope it's not noisy.

Our last neighbors were very quiet.

Lovely couple. Pair of jerks.

[ Chuckles ] Uh, what?

From the planet jerkovia.

Completely numbskulls. But very quiet.

I hope this ugly, little thing is quiet.

Ahh! It bit me!

Really hard!

But it doesn't have a mouth.

Yes, well, I definitely felt something.

It's very dangerous.

It can't possibly stay in this neighborhood.

Look, I think we've got off on the wrong foot here.

I'm really sorry if it bit you.

Let me make it up to you.

Why don't you come over for a coffee later?

Mm, I suppose that's acceptable.

We shall see you this afternoon, then.

It's definitely still stinging a little.

[ Sighs ] Well, that could have gone better.

Mom, it didn't bite her!

Yeah, I know, sweetie,

but maybe it's a little grouchy in that tiny tank.

Yeah, and it seems to have gotten bigger.

Why don't you and mo take it to the park and play with it?

Okay, mom.

[ Squeak! ] It's definitely bigger.

And more... Tentacle-y.

They grow so fast, don't they?

- Do they? - Don't know.

Never seen one before.

[ Squeak! Squeak! ]

Hey, there! Nice to meet you.

Uh, I don't think it likes me.

Well, I'm sure it will once we start playing with it.

How about a game of fetch?

Great idea!

What's fetch?

Oh, it's simple.

You throw a stick, and it brings it back.

Here, you try.

- Really? - Yep!

Haa! [ Splat! ]

Hey!

Careful where you throw that stick

for your dumb pet!

Uh, sorry, sir.

No, no, no, no! Wait!

[ Hiss! ]

Sorry for that, as well!

Mo, you don't throw it at someone,

you throw it away.

Okay!

[ Sighs ]

Look, just watch me.

[ Grunts ]

I just realized I should have wiped this

after I got it out of the trash.

[ Sniff! Sniff! ]

What the... hey!

Oh! How dare you shout at Mr. Mccutie like that!

No, no, no, I didn't mean no offense, honest.

How many times have I told you

to keep your nose out of a stranger's business?

You don't know who they are!

Mr. Mccutie: But I love the surprise, mummy.

Huh? Hey, come back here!

Uh-uh! You need to stay put!

- Ahh, mo, why does he keep growing? - [ Squeak! ]

I-I don't know!

Okay, we better take it back to mom.

Maybe she'll know why.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Hi, come on... These are for you.

Mmm, interesting decor.

Going for the shabby chic look?

Without the chic.

Yes, well, it served its purpose back on earth.

Earth? No wonder you left.

We'd have left our planet, too,

if it was named after mud.

Sounds dirty.

Yeah, like some other things around here.

Psst. Mom! Huh?

We've got a bit of a problem.

What? How did it get so big?

- What have you been feeding it? - Nothing!

Mrs. Argolis: Where did she get these drapes?

Thrift store?

The alley behind the thrift store, more like.

Mom, we need to get it in before it gets too big.

Well, we can't let her see it.

Just hide it in the bathroom.

[ Grunts ]

Cookie?

Uh, no thanks.

We don't eat that sort of thing.

But we're sure they'll be fine for you.

All: Oh.

What was that?

Oh, I bet it was that noisy pet of theirs.

You could tell they were that sort of family

when they moved in. [ Squeaking ]

Oh, they let any old riff-raff live around here now.

What has she got in there?

Judging by the rest of the place,

mismatched towels and mildew.

[ Boom! ]

[ Screaming ]

What the...?

Seems to really like your neighbor.

[ Rumble! ]

[ Screaming ]

This is one way of introducing ourself to the neighborhood.

We're gonna need help to save her.

How do you call 911 in space?

911!

- Um, mo, I don't think that's gonna... - [ warble! ]

Pilot: Stand back! We have this under control.

[ Squeak! ]

Can you get us any closer?

Affirmative.

Brace yourselves! We're going in!

Oh.

You said "closer."

Okay, team, you know the drill!

Roger that.

Oh, no, actually, I... I don't know the drill.

It's my first day.

- I'm Phil. - Joyce.

- Phil. - Matthew.

Uh, if i'm not interrupting...

Or inconveniencing you...

Would you mind awfully...

Doing something about this, you fools?!

Ahhh!

[ Alarm blares ] Mayday, mayday!

I'm being knocked out of the sky

by a weird, tentacled blob!

My horoscope was right!

And weirdly specific.

[ Screaming ]

Okay, we're gonna have to stop this thing ourselves.

Hey! [ Growling ]

What are you doing?

Getting its attention.

Even the most simple-minded creature

will be attracted to the light.

[ Grunts ]

Ugh. Oh, nice one.

That was about as effective as giving a preegle to a magnatrox.

Sorry, I don't know what those things are.

Told you.

No sense of humor. Useless.

Aah! [ Growl! ]

Just get this beast off me!

Beast? Hmm.

Maybe beauty can get its attention.

[ Whimsical music plays ]

♪♪

Yeah, I wonder why that didn't work.

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.

Mom, it's getting higher!

We've gotta get up there!

[ Elevator music plays ]

Ah-choo! Gesundheit.

[ Gasps ] Of course! I've got it!

[ Ding! ]

Does that always happen when you have an idea?

♪♪

Uh, not that I mind, but what exactly are you doing?

A little science experiment.

Sometimes you can bring down

the biggest things with the smallest.

Yeah, that's not any clearer, to be honest.

[ Click! ]

Ah-ah-choo!

Ugh! Keep away from me!

Do you think you could do something useful sometime today?

[ Growl! ]

Aah!

[ Crowd screaming ]

How are we gonna stop it if it keeps getting bigger?

Ugh, would you clowns stop talking

and do something?

[ Growl! ]

Mom, wait, it's grown every time

it's been around something mean today.

What, you think it feeds on negativity or something?

I mean, if it does, it's kind of got

an all-you-can-eat buffet with her.

Okay, let me try something.

So, how's your day going?

How's our day? How do you think?

Got any more stupid questions, you nincompoop?

[ Growl! ]

Elliott, I think you're right.

Maybe being nice to it will turn it back to normal.

Great idea.

Hey! We've figured it out!

Oh, about time! No, no, no, no!

Don't say anything negative! That makes it grow.

Just say something nice! Anything!

Seriously?

Well, nothing is really coming to mind right now, you...

Uhp, uhp, uhp!

Um, okay. Uh...

Perhaps you're not so bad after all.

[ Shriek! ]

Mom, it's working! Keep going!

And having you as neighbors will be a good thing?

And we...

Don't mind your son's little pet at all.

[ Squeak! ]

Well, good job figuring all that out, kiddo.

Yes.

I suppose we should thank you.

Thank you.

Maybe come round for a coffee sometime?

We'll break out the fancy coo...

Choo!

Cookies.

Sorry, I think I've caught that guy's cold.

- Oh, I don't want to catch that! - Me neither.

You're sleeping in the spare room tonight.

How's that gonna work?

So... we can keep it?

Well, having a pet isn't easy, especially one up here,

but I think you've proved you'll make a pretty good pet owner.

Thanks, mom.

[ Panting ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Where have you been?

I figured out how fetch works.

♪♪

That's my nose.

Aaah!

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