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Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

Both: We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never, ever heard of it.

Never, ever seen it.

Never, ever smelled it.

Never, ever been there.

Because...

Together: ♪ we're not from earth

uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

[ Croak! ]

♪♪

105e: Right, the head of the hive

has heard about you and wants to see you.

I'll wait here. You sure?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Well, why don't you go take a little look around?

- Sure. - Uh, but don't go too far.

[ Chuckles ] I won't.

So I hear you two have had a busy couple of days.

Yeah, if I told you about it, you wouldn't believe me.

I bet I would. I'm proper gullible, me.

But it's easier if you just show me.

- How? - Give us your head.

I-Is it gonna hurt?

- Yeah, loads. - What?

Nah. Who's the gullible one now?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Echoing ] Who's the gullible one now?

But don't go too far.

Elliot: The same as our r.V. From earth!

Wow!

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Is that a dinosaur?

[ Screaming ]

Don't you want some answers?

[ Speech distorts ]

Oh, no, don't stop! That was amazing!

Sorry, that's as far back as yadveer can do.

Yadveer? What's yadveer?

Yadveer's not a what, he's a who,

and he lives in my face.

Yadveer's the one who can visualize your memories.

He can go back 12 whole hours.

Only 12 hours?

Hmph!

That was uncalled for.

A minute ago, this was

the most amazing technology you'd ever seen,

and now you've got quibbles about my mutualite.

Mutualite?

[ Sighs ] Your species is hard work.

Mutualite.

Yadveer is a mutualite.

Every droid has one, but they're not all as good as him.

Take 63g over there.

His mutualite's the smartest organism in the centrium...

Huge IQ, amazing problem-solving skills,

expert on everything.

What's so bad about that?

It's dead. Died two years ago.

Nobody's had the heart to tell him,

and he'll never work it out for himself.

Oh, hello, hello, 105e.

Do you... do you know where the convention center is?

Yeah, you're stood right next to it, mate.

It's the door on the left.

Oh, right. Thank you.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, where are you going?

What do you mean? I'm right here.

Oh, sorry. I thought that was you.

Same model, but, uh,

- don't talk to him, he'll take ages. - Why?

His mutualite makes him rhyme everything.

It's tedious.

Excuse me, which way is

the convention center, please?

Someone gave me the wrong directions earlier.

The convention center is not far away.

Just follow the sign, and on that path stay,

and when the end of the corridor comes into sight,

walk up to the door and simply turn...

Um...

I mean, it's left, but what rhymes with left?

Cleft?

How am I going to work that in?

It's okay. I'll work it out.

Ah, so your mutualites give you different abilities.

But what do they get out of it?

Warmth. They like the heat from our circuit boards.

Oh, like a cat on a laptop.

- What? - Laptop.

It's like a folding computer...

No, no, what's a cat?

[ Ringing ]

Oh, flaps. We're running late.

Come on, get your wriggle on.

What? Wait, late for what?

Your lecture.

Great, a lecture!

Maybe I'll make some sense of why we were brought here,

and how that rock even got to earth.

Droid: Here at the hive, there's everything...

Right, here we are.

Listen, there's four things you need to know

before you go in.

Firstly, only address the head.

Second, just keep it down.

Third, mind the step.

[ Whispering ] What's third?

- [ Whispering ] Third, mind the step. - What?

- [ Normal voice ] Third, mind the... - [ Gasps ]

[ Normal voice ] You could've warned me about the step.

I did. That was the third thing,

and the second thing was to keep it down.

Voice: Ah, 105e, you're here at last.

We've been waiting for the lecturer to arrive.

Sorry, it was her fault.

Why's it my fault?

You kept asking all them questions.

Well, what was the fourth thing?

Another question. But what is it?

Fourth thing is you're the lecturer.

[ Echoing ] What?!

Shh, alright!

Remember the second thing.

[ Normal voice ] What, "mind the step?"

No, that were the third thing.

Second was "keep it down."

Fourth, you're the lecturer.

Couldn't be simpler. Alright, bye.

What? No, no.

You can't leave me here on my own!

Voice 1: What did she say?

Voice 2: Can someone send down an amplidroid, please?

Well, thanks very much.

Now I'm gonna look like I've got

[amplified] Poop for brains!

[ Echoing ] Poop for brains!

Voice 1: She has what for brains?

I think she said "boop."

I heard "poop."

Yeah, I got "poop," too.

Well, does everyone on her planet have poop for brains?

Oh, no, it's just

I didn't realize I'd be giving the lecture,

Mr... Dr...

Sorry, which one of you is the head?

I am. I am.

[ Voices chattering ]

Together: We all are.

[ Gasps ]

63g: Oh, no, I'm not.

I was... I was just looking for the convention center.

Second door on the left.

Okay. Bye.

No, that's the...

Oh, doesn't matter.

So, you're the anomaly everyone's been talking about.

Tell us, what is your home planet called?

Earth.

See? That's exactly the type of thing we like to learn.

Have you got that, linguistics?

Yes, got it.

"Earth." rhymes with "glearth."

Sorry, what's "glearth?"

You know, glearth!

The greasy smear you leave on glass when you've touched it.

Huh.

Sorry to butt in,

but d-does your planet have a moon?

And what about gravity?

What does it smell like? What does it taste like?

Are there potatoes?

Wait, you know about potatoes?

Yes, every planet in the universe has the potato.

Not sure why.

Tasty, I guess.

You eat them?

- What else do you eat? - Tell us about your organs!

- How do you age? - Can you do this?

[ Voices chattering ]

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's not get...

"A-head" of ourselves.

[ Laughs ]

Nice one.

[ Clears throat ]

So tell us, what brings you to the centrium?

Uh...

I don't know.

You don't know why you're here?

Hmm. Most unusual.

Everybody comes here for a reason.

Yes, I came because my planet

was ravaged by intergalactic conflict.

I came because my planet was engulfed by a black hole.

I came 'cause I was staying at her house at the time.

Well, if you don't know why you're here,

maybe you could tell us how you got here.

Oh, the rock that turned into the transport sphere.

I'm afraid you've lost us.

We don't even know what that is.

Can we see it?

Oh, I-I lost it somewhere, in the biosphere.

Which biosphere? There are hundreds.

[ Sighs ] I can't remember,

but yadveer and 105 can,

and they can show you!

I'll be right back!

Hmm.

Right, who's up for ping-pong?

Oh, can I be the ball?

[ Blip! Blip! ]

♪♪

[ Singing indistinctly ]

105e, there you are!

105e! Wait, 105...

♪♪

What is this, a droid convention?

- [ Beeping ] - Hm?

"Droid conv..." ugh.

105e? 105?

[ Droids babbling ] Oh 105e, there you are.

- Uh, yeah? - Oh, sorry.

Uh... 105, 105e?

Typical 109. They think we all look the same.

I'm 204.

[ Sighs ] Where is she?

- Yeah, the anomalies from 5 years ago... - Ah, there she is!

Excuse me, what's the quickest way to get up there?

Like this. Whee! Hey, sorry...

What's the quickest way for me to get up there?

Uh, I was going to ask you the same thing.

Ugh. You.

Excuse me, I need to get up there now.

Okay!

Whoa!

[ Droid laughs ]

Alright you've had enough of a look now.

Cough up the 10 credits.

Oof!

Oh, that's left a nasty glearth.

105e, I need your help.

I'll be back for that!

You and yadveer need to show the head

the last time I saw the rock.

- I know, but... - It was in the biosphere

Nearly 12 hours ago. Yeah, but...

It's my last chance before it fades away!

Okay, here we... ohh!

Okay, show them my memory.

[ Sighs ] That's what I'm trying to tell you.

- I can't. - Why?

I don't have yadveer.

Where is he?

Well, he's having a pedicure back at convention.

- He's what? - Wind your neck in.

What yadveer does with his tentacles is his own business.

[ Head clears throat ]

[ Chuckles nervously ] Sorry. Be right back.

Oh, here we go again.

[ Droids beeping ]

[ Purrs ]

Oh!

[ Purrs ]

Excuse me, sorry. We need yadveer back asap.

- I'm b-sap. That's a-sap. - What?

No, no, sorry, I mean "as soon as possible."

Hey, I was here first! Just... ahh!

Gimme. [ Squish! ]

Thanks!

[ Chirping ] Sorry, love.

I'm so sorry to... oof!

To keep you.

Let's try this again.

[ Whispering ] Nothing's happening.

Something feels wrong, but I don't know what.

Are you sure yadveer was the one that you got?

- [ Coos ] - Oh!

I am so sorry but... ohh!

But this time, we got it.

Marvelous.

Ready, 105?

[ Whir! ]

Okay, yep.

Yep, that's today, just now, finding 105e.

That's saying goodbye to Elliott,

and that's this morning when you terrified us in the rv.

- Sorry. - Oh, yep.

That's centrium city, the elevator, and...

Ah, these are the service tunnels

outside the biosphere we were in.

Yes, we see. Biosphere 1138.

Okay, okay. Nearly there.

Here's the talking frog, and, uh...

Here's where we met mo.

Any second now, you'll see the... Rock.

No, no, no, no, no. No!

No! Oh, no.

We took too long.

It's gone.

Oh, what a pity.

If we had seen the rock,

we may have been able to help you.

But it's in biosphere 1138. You can find it, right?

I'm afraid the biospheres are so huge, it would be like

Looking for...

Linguistics: Oh, there's a phrase for that.

What is it, linguistics?

Well, it's like looking for something

very, very small in something very, very big.

But excuse me... Did you mention talking frogs?

Uh-huh. They were everywhere.

But that's just it... They're not.

The babbledrogs only occupy

a small sector of biosphere 1138.

Maybe that's where it is.

We'll send some search droids there to start looking.

Perhaps we can find this rock of yours after all.

Oh. Thank you. Thank you.

You're most welcome,

and we'll be sure to let you know

if we make any...

"Head-way."

[ Laughing ]

105e: I had quite a lot of fun today.

Beats me usual Thursday.

Why? What do you normally do?

Badminton. I'm rubbish.

Mom!

Elliott! Mo!

And what am I, a black hole?

What happened to you? What happened to you?

We kinda enrolled in school.

Oh, did you find out anything about your space rock?

Not yet, but they're working on it.

Oh, and I learned a new word. What is it?

Ohh!

[ Squeak! ]

[ Thud! ]

Glearth.

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[ Electricity crackles ]

Bottomless...

Telepathiiiiic...

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That's my nose.

Aaaaah!

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