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[tense music] [fire crackling]

[sirens ringing] [chattering]

[vehicle roaring]

[Police Officer] Copy, we have a visual.

This guy is flying, the MW Unit Six in sight.

[Police Officer] Where's my roadblock?

[chattering] [door slamming]

[vehicle roaring]

[Police Officer] He's not fucking stopping.

[Police Officer] If you have to apprehend suspect.

[brakes skidding]

[upbeat music]

[Police Officer] Driver, take the keys out of the ignition

and put both of your hands out the driver's side window.

Slowly exit the vehicle.

[door rattling]

- Drop the weapon! - Okay, I'm putting it down,

don't shoot me. [gun thumping]

[Police Officer] Clear, clear, anyone else in the car?

Just me.

[Officer Schiano] What's in your trunk?

- Don't let it out! - Don't fucking move.

Oh shit, there's someone back there.

[Ansel] You don't know what you've done.

[Police Officer] Shut up.

- Did you hear that? - [Officer Pope] Hear what?

She said something.

[Officer Pope] I've been standing here the whole time,

- I haven't heard anything. - Get her away from me.

[Officer Pope] Hey man, take it easy, what's wrong?

[Detective Schiano] Please God, no!

[Officer Pope screaming]

[gun shooting] [police officers]

[eerie music]

[gun shooting] [Officer Schiano thumping]

[siren ringing] [suspenseful music]

[door slamming] [chattering]

[woman singing]

[doors slamming]

[Paramedic] Dispatch, Ambulance Six.

I'm here at the scene, all these people were left behind.

[Police Officer] 10 four, help is on the way.

[door rattling] [tense music]

Why in God's name did you kill those four officers?

I already told you it wasn't me.

The only thing I can't figure out

is how you managed to pull it off.

Your vehicles have cameras, take a look at the footage.

Your officer did it.

Why would he do that?

It's the woman, she's not what you think.

You mean the one you locked in the trunk?

[tense music]

What were you gonna do to her?

[phone clicking] [message whooping]

[feet thumping]

[bag thumping]

So, what's in the bag?

The beginning of the end.

[bag rustling] [zip zipping]

[flash drives thumping]

That's it?

- What are these for? - You'd never believe me.

I wouldn't have.

- Try me. - I've said enough.

[suspenseful music]

[door rattling]

I want everything you can find out that guy, ASAP.

I'm on it. [feet thumping]

Die Apokalypse naht.

[door rattling]

Do you wanna say anything else before we proceed?

Rette uns alle.

Have it your way.

[keyboard clicking]

[birds chirping]

[Billy] So, what is this story with this place?

Built in the late 1800s, sits on 360 acres of land.

There's over 100 buildings on this property.

It was designed to be a self-contained town.

That's pretty cool.

It was a state run psychiatric hospital.

They closed the doors nearly 30 years ago.

Like asylums all around the country,

invasive techniques like prefrontal lobotomies

and electric shock therapy,

they performed it here.

People were abused on this land.

Then why do you wanna shoot at this location then?

I've shot here many times before.

It always makes for a very interesting backdrop.

I agree.

- Anything to worry about? - Besides the caving ceilings

and probably peeling lead paint,

I don't see how it could really hurt us.

Are you sure that it's a good idea then?

Billy, I think we're gonna get

some really great stuff here.

As long as we would watch our step inside,

there should be no problems.

My friend told me that this place is haunted.

Supposedly some urban explorers reported activity

of some devil worshipers.

But what abandoned place hasn't?

And like I said on the phone,

I'm paying double my normal rate.

My agent says I need more location shots in my portfolio.

And plus, I've been fascinated by places like this.

Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

Cool, listen, bats, rats, and all sorts of insects

probably call this place home,

but none of them are gonna pose a threat to us.

And the area that we're going to is so remote

that no one's gonna bother us.

Hey, how are we going to be here?

A couple of hours.

It wouldn't be a good idea to be here after dark.

Oh, why not?

There's no light.

And it would be very dangerous getting around

when the sun goes down.

[tense music] [grass rustling]

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I think so.

[flies buzzing] [feet thumping]

Hey, hold on.

Mask, flashlight, come on.

[feet thumping]

[dramatic music]

[tense music]

[feet thumping]

Watch your head. [eerie music]

You don't need your mask yet, come on.

[floor boards rattling]

[Steve coughing]

[stone thumping] [Billy screaming]

I guess we're not the only ones here today.

Does that concern you?

No, this place gets all sorts of visitors.

Let's go.

[feet thumping]

Well, let's shoot in here, I love to light.

Okay, so where would you want me to be?

- [plastic rustling] - First, take that.

Put your stuff down on it and go over there,

- let's shoot over there. - Of course.

All right.

- Are you excited? - Oh, yeah [laughs].

- [bag thumping] - Good, yeah,

it's gonna be awesome.

[upbeat music] [plastic rustling]

[zip zipping]

[camera snapping]

Let's switch rooms.

How about a different outfit?

Okay, I have a pretty white dress.

It's right behind you, please bring it.

[feet thumping] [phone beeping]

[message whooshing] [dress rustling]

[feet thumping]

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

Please help me out of this, the bottom.

[zip zipping]

- Thank you. - Good, okay.

[dress rustling]

[tense music] [phone clicking]

[message whooshing]

- Steve, turn around. - What's wrong?

- I just saw someone. - Who?

I don't know, someone dressed in dark clothes.

[feet thumping]

I don't see anybody.

[Billy] He went around that corner.

[feet thumping] Steve, be careful.

[Steve] Hello, can I help you?

[eerie music]

Steve?

[feet thumping]

Are you okay?

Steve? [feet thumping]

[Steve grunting] Oh my God.

Get out of here, run, run [gurgles]!

[pepper spray spritzing] [devil worshiper screaming]

[Billy screaming]

[Devil Worshiper] Get off me [grunts].

[Billy sobbing]

[man screaming]

[feet thumping]

[eerie music] [fire crackling]

[devil worshiper speaks in foreign language]

[devil worshiper laughing]

[suspenseful music]

[Operator] 911, what's your emergency?

My name is Billy, Billie Winters, we need help.

We are at the old psychiatric hospital off North Zero.

[Operator] What's the problem?

There are people here who killed my friend.

And they're now trying to attack me.

- [twigs snapping] - [Operator] I need you

to please remain calm. [tense music]

Can you please tell me what building you're in?

[suspenseful music] Hello?

Are you still there, Ma'am?

Ma'am, hello?

Okay, we're dispatching officers to the scene.

Please, try and find a safe place to hide.

[Billy] No, no, no, no, get away [screams].

[tense music] [laptop beeping]

That was quite a show.

I'm a little disappointed though.

I was expecting more than just a pirated B-movie.

It's real. [hand thumping]

It looks like it's gonna be a long night.

[sirens ringing]

[engine stuttering]

- What's wrong? - The engine just died.

We've gotta get this woman to the hospital.

Now the radio's not working.

How far are we from any kind of help?

- Probably a good 10 miles. - We can't just sit here

and let her die, I'm calling for help.

[door rattling]

You feel it, don't you?

Yeah, you're giving me a headache.

Trust me, you don't wanna watch those.

Give me a break. [tense music]

[laptop beeping]

[keyboard rattling]

By "The Seraphinian Necronomicon",

I say these words so that you will rise again.

I say these words so that, Satan, you will live through me.

[Mike And Gerry] Don't say these words, Ritchie!

[eerie music]

- [Gerry] What the fuck? - [grunts] Say you love Satan.

[upbeat music]

[Announcer] Long Island officials point to new evidence

of the drug related murder of a teenage boy

who allegedly was a member of a satanic cult.

His eyes were removed in what police described

as a ritualistic killing.

Hello again, this is Mike Campbell

with the Nightmares and Dreams Video Blog,

the blog dedicated to the search for truth

within the realms of the paranormal, supernatural

and the unexplained phenomenon.

[eerie music]

Today, I will tell you about the true story

I actually forgot even happened.

It's been the cause of my nightmares for the past 30 years.

It's laid buried deep within my psyche.

But I have an obligation to tell the world the truth,

because it came back.

I found the book, the book I thought we destroyed,

the book that summonses the Devil himself.

[feet thumping] [hoover droning]

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm filming my blog here!

I'm vacuuming, I'm vacuuming, I'm sorry.

[monitor clicking]

I'm totally serious folks, I really found it,

"The Book of the Dead", "The Seraphinian Necronomicon".

Never utter these words lest ye summon the Devil himself.

I have all the footage, everything, I'm gonna play it now.

If you're faint of heart, please turn this off.

The police don't even have this footage.

And this is what really happened in the woods back in 1984.

And that camera was never found until now.

To tell you the truth, I don't even know how I have it.

I just woke up and right next to my bed was this book.

And then, all the memories came flooding back to me.

It was, I had somehow forgotten them,

but now I know why I am who I am, why I studied the occult,

why I have these dreams,

why I can't sleep for more than three hours a night,

and why I feel like I'm being pulled into another dimension.

He's been trying to come back.

Satan's been whispering in my ear for the past 30 years.

[sips] Now, I'll show you if you dare watch the story,

the murders in Aztakea woods

in Northport, 1984, Long Island.

This is completely unedited.

I don't know why I'm fucking showing this.

[feet thumping] [birds chirping]

[chattering]

Going into the woods but, and.

[Gerry] Dude, you know where it was.

[Mike] No, I have no idea where it is.

[Gerry] That's good.

[feet thumping]

All right, this is real good.

Of course she is, you have to go and stop it.

- It's gonna be awful. - You better come with me.

[Mike] Hey, you guys wanna be in my movie?

- Ew. - Ew, no.

[Mrs. Rose] Michael Campbell, please do not film people

without their permission!

Mike, where the fuck did you get that camera?

[Mike] It's for Mrs. Rose's art project.

It's supposed to be room loops

or just like video of your room.

But my mom won't let me shoot our house.

Why not?

[Mike] I don't know, something about the bunch

of recent robbery, she's totally paranoid.

- [Ritchie singing] - Right, this fucking kid,

please don't mention anything else about Black Sabbath.

Come on, man, you know Sabbath.

Please try for the rest of the day,

just try not to mention one thing...

Sabbath rules, man, you know no guitars

- is heavier than Tony Iommi. - [Mike] Except Buck Dharma.

And don't forget Eddie van Halen.

[boys singing]

[Mike] Guys, guys, what's this like fucking

like tree house like fucking birdhouse doing in the woods?

[Ritchie] Oh, shit.

[Gerry] Hey look, Ritch, it's about the size

of your girlfriend's cunt.

[Ritchie] Yeah, it's 'cause my cock is so huge.

- [Jimmy screaming] - [Mike] Shit, shit.

[laughs] What a bunch of fucking pussies.

Neat camera, where'd you steal it from?

[Mike] It's Mrs. Rose, so you better not fuck with it.

It's Mrs. Rose, so you better not fuck with it [laughs].

Who give a f...

Actually, Mrs. Rose is pretty cool.

So, what are you guys, like a gang?

No, we're a cult, The Knights of the Black Circle.

[Gerry] I see.

We're fucking Satanists, man.

And if you tell anyone, we'll fucking kill you.

Don't tell anyone,

doesn't Einstein realize we're filming this shit?

Hey, you guys wanna see something?

You wanna see the power of Satan?

[Ritchie] Yeah, let's see the power of Satan.

[tense music] But first.

[Gerry] Oh, thank God. [lighter clicking]

[Ritchie] I need my medicine.

You gonna share that?

- [Gerry] Maybe. - Give me that shit, fuck it.

- [Gerry] I guess we are. - You fucking idiot.

- [Gerry] I'm sorry. - The fuck's wrong with you?

A lot of things, I guess.

Where did you get that jacket, Dafans?

[laughs] You're a jokester, huh?

The fuck you think's funny?

Dafans, the jacket.

[Mike] There's nothing around, dude.

[Ritchie] Are you guys gonna inhale that weed

or are you just gonna waste it?

You guys think you guys are real jokesters, huh?

You wanna see something funny?

Fucking follow me, this way.

[leaves rustling]

[tense music]

[screams] Don't get to close to that, man.

You can summon Satan with that shit.

You think that's funny, queer?

[Mike] Sounds like bullshit.

You have to sacrifice...

[Man] Shut the fuck up, Terry.

[Ritchie] What are you guys doing with that cat?

[Gerry] Yeah, you better not hurt it.

Whoa, whoa, all right, relax, okay?

It's my sister's cat, I just gotta watch it for the weekend.

[Gerry] So, you don't mind if we tape everyone, do you?

Go right ahead, what do I care?

We'll be on the other side soon, anyways.

The fourth dimension, man.

[Gerry] Oh my God, this kid's been at it.

No, no, no, I heard Aleister Crowley used to talk

about the fourth dimension, Satan rules over it [laughs].

- Mr. Crowley. - [Mike] Mr. Crowley!

- You've been reading too many... - No, no, no, no.

Your friend here nailed it, okay?

[eerie music] The Thelmians knew about it.

That's the religion Crowley started,

but it goes back farther, though,

to like the ancient Egyptians and shit.

Then Anton LaVey came along, he knew about majik.

That's M-A-J-I-K, it's conjuring.

You can talk to Satan, and he's alive and well.

It's in the fucking Bible, all right?

He's supposed to be free after 1,000 years.

[Ritchie] All right, so, how do you summon Satan?

[Terry] Ugh, I don't feel so good, tell him.

Well, I've been researching,

and there's all kinds of rituals you have to follow,

but until I find a book with a certain chant,

I can't do it, and I've tried a million different ways.

Wait, what book?

'Cause my uncle owns a bookstore up in Main.

He specializes in those weird like hard to find books.

He could get any book on loan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, his books are always mint, man.

Needless Things, right?

Uh.

The book's been translated into different languages.

But the text, now the text is in a language

that no one can decipher.

So, most experts think it's bullshit.

It has some kickass drawings in it, though.

I've seen pictures in another book about it.

People mangled with machinery,

animals with wheels implanted into 'em, and crazy shit.

Supposedly, the guy who wrote it was in a trance.

And he entered Satan's kingdom in the fourth dimension

and he came back with the words,

with the words the allow the Devil to come back here.

- The book is called... - [Girl] Hits, hits!

Oh, shit, cops, go, go, go.

[Police Officer] God damned kids!

[feet thumping] [leaves rustling]

[Mike vomiting]

Mike, can we see any part of your video project yet?

[Mike] I'm filming it right now.

[birds chirping]

What's up with you two, you look fucked up?

We're on acid, Ritchie got it from Jimmy.

- [Mike] I'm so sure. - No, really [laughs].

We're tripping our faces off, dude [laughs].

You look like a fucking replica from "Blade Runner".

No, no, he looks more like a scanner.

Run, his head's gonna explode [laughs]!

Wait, I have a joke.

You are a joke, man.

Wait, no, no, listen, listen.

All right, so this guy joins the Army, right?

And after the first week, he realizes he's in this big...

What the fuck do you call 'em?

Barracks, all right, he's in this big,

he's in this big barracks,

sharing a room with like 100 other guys.

And he's really horny,

but he can't whack off because, you know,

all the other guys are around and stuff, you know?

So, he goes to the sergeant,

and he's like, "Sarge, I got a problem.

"I'm really horny, but I got nowhere to take care of it,

"if you know what I mean."

And the sergeant's like, "Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

"I know exactly what you're talking about.

"We got just the thing for that."

So, he brings him around the corner of the tent

to this big barrel with the little hole in the side.

And he's like, "Go ahead, stick your pecker in there."

[Mike] In the barrel?

Yeah, in the barrel.

So he puts his thing inside the barrel and he's just like,

"Oh, God," [laughs] he's like, "Holy shit.

"Oh my God, this is fucking awesome."

And he's like, "Sarge," he says to him,

"you can use it anytime you want.

"Except on Tuesdays."

So the guy's like, "Why, what happens on Tuesdays?"

And so, the Sarge goes, "That's your day inside the barrel."

[boys laughing] You get it?

I didn't think so.

[aircraft droning]

That's good, that's one of my better jokes.

Gerry told me he's gay.

What?

He tried touching me right before you walked in.

No, I didn't.

Then, then why is your penis so hard [laughs]?

You mother fucker!

[Ritchie and Gerry grunting]

[Mike] Hey, cut the shit, you two, you're gonna kill him!

[Ritchie] I'll fucking kill you!

[Mike] You're just having a bad trip!

Get the fuck off of me,

- fucking asshole. - Fucking pussy.

Get the fuck outta here.

Fucking piece of shit.

Eddie Van Halen is still better than Tony Iommi.

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment has arrived.

We will now be full members

of the Knights of the Black Circle.

Fuck the Knights, what do we need them for?

[Mike] Shit, I forgot my BOC tape.

You guys gotta hear this song, "Take Me Away".

It's fucking heavy, it's about aliens abducting this dude

that wants to be taken away from his shit home.

Mike, could you please shut the fuck up

so I could get this damned thing open?

- [Mike] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Gerry] I'm having

- a hard time here. - Come on, come on.

[Gerry] I'm trying. [plastic rustling]

- There we go. - [Ritchie] Pfft,

what the fuck is that?

Wait, there's more. [plastic rustling]

Yes, oh, I want more bubble wrap, me too.

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys this.

- This weed was dusted. - [Mike] What's dusted?

[eerie music]

- [Ritchie laughing] - This book is fucking creepy.

[Mike] Shit, hold it up so I can film it better.

[girl singing] Holy shit, man.

- What the fuck was that? - [Ritchie] I don't know.

[belches] I can't get it, Jesus.

Let's see if you could do any better.

- You suck, watch. - [Ritchie] Yeah, I have one.

- [belches] Fuck. - [Ritchie] [laughs]

You suck worse than me.

- Shut the fuck up. - [Mike] Yeah, we all suck

at burping, you guys, let's see that.

[Gerry] "Seraphinian Necronomicon".

[tense music] [Ritchie laughing]

- [Gerry choking] - [Ritchie] You okay, Ger?

Geez man, what the hell?

[Gerry vomiting] Fuck, dude.

Did he eat something?

[Mike] Dude, I don't know what to do.

[Gerry spitting]

[Ritchie] Hey, Gerry, say something,

man, are you all right? [Gerry gasping]

[Mike] It's that fucking book.

[Ritchie] Dude, what happened?

[upbeat music]

Buck Dharma totally smells Eddie Van Halen.

- [Mike's Mother knocking] - [Mike's Mother] Sweetheart,

you're gonna be late for school.

Just a second!

All right, Mike, this is Wendy and Susan.

- [birds chirping] - They're sisters.

[Mike] No, duh.

Ah, warm PBRs are better than no PBRs.

Mike, take it slow.

- You don't wanna P-U-K-E. - You're not like six.

We can spell you, you idiot. [Susan laughing]

[Wendy spitting] [Ritchie laughing]

[Ritchie and Susan kissing]

- [Ritchie laughing] - What's with the camera?

[Mike] It's for Mrs. Rose class.

I'm doing it as a video project.

Can we be in it, please, please, please?

[Wendy And Susan] Please, please, please,

please, please, please, please, please, please, please?

[Ritchie] Oh, fuck yeah. [Susan and Wendy giggling]

Okay, you can be in, I think you got the part.

Hey, so I read three lines from that book.

[Mike] When?

Yesterday, the picture had a girl giving herself

to a guy, or maybe it was a werewolf, I don't know.

Anyways, I read the chant, and next thing you know,

I'm at the gazebo with the two sisters,

and the rest is history.

[Mike] Man, those chicks are freaky.

Did you see them totally making out, that shit was hot?

Yeah, it's a Satanic miracle.

The guy who can't even score one girl

gets not one but two lovely ladies

and manages to bring them out to the woods?

[Mike] Holy shit. [tense music]

There's nothing holy about it.

[Ritchie and Mike laughing]

Yeah, I'm sure it was a werewolf.

You guys are fucking dicks. [leaves rustling]

[Mike] Dude, where the fuck is Ritchie?

I don't know, I haven't seen him in so long.

I think he got kicked outta school.

He cut out so many frigging times.

And then he showed up to Nadler's class,

tripping his fucking face off.

[Mike] Nadler's class? [birds chirping]

- No wonder he got kicked out. - Yeah.

[Mike] I tried calling him,

but his mom said he wasn't available.

What does, "Wasn't available," mean anyway?

I have no idea.

Look, he probably...

[Mike] What?

Spit it out, Gilligan.

I don't know, remember it was his turn with the book?

[Mike] Yeah, so?

Well, he said that he figured out the text.

He said he could actually understand all

that fucking gibberish, said an angel came

to him in a dream and touched him.

[Mike] Oh, maybe it was that angel

from that CZ Top video, I wish she'd touch me.

No, it was a black angel, he said, from Satan's universe,

or hell, or whatever the fuck he read.

I have no clue, but she had black wings,

and she was touching his forehead and shit.

I don't know.

Okay, how about this?

He wakes up in the morning

and the book is on his fucking chest.

Meanwhile, the night before he, hides it in his closet

so his old man wouldn't find it.

How does a book that he hid in his closet the night before

end up on his chest the next morning?

I mean, tell me that is not unbelievable.

[Mike] You actually believe that shit?

Ritch has been doing like a hit

of acid every day for a month.

He's nuts, that's all.

I don't know.

The last time that I spoke to him, he sounded weird.

And it wasn't drugs.

Like, he just sounded weird.

Like I think he's obsessed. [Ritchie screaming]

[Ritchie laughing]

- Oh my God, Ritchie. - How's school, losers?

[Mike] Hey man, where the fuck you been?

You look like shit, did you lose 10 pounds?

Yeah, and where's my book?

Your book, your book?

- Yeah, my book. - [Ritchie] It's all

of mankind's book, man, and it's opening up a portal

- to the fourth dimension. - [Mike] Yup, he's lost it.

- Exactly. - I'm not joking, man.

This shit, it works.

Every time I do an incantation, I feel this powers.

It's better than any drug I've ever done before.

- And I can hear him. - [Gerry] Oh my God.

I hear the whispers.

[Gerry] Yeah, how many drugs have you done?

[Mike] You look like you're losing it, are you okay?

- I'm fine, man. - [Mike] Hey, fuck off me.

- Are you nuts? - Hey, I'll show you.

[leaves rustling]

I'm right here.

[Mike] Dude, get the fuck down from there.

[Gerry] Ritchie, what the fuck you doing?

Get down, you're gonna fall.

[Ritchie] I'm over here.

- [Gerry] What the fuck? - [Mike] What the fuck did?

[Gerry] Ritchie, how the fuck did, okay,

where the fuck did he go?

[Ritchie] I'm right here. [Mike yelling]

[Gerry] What are you doing?

[Mike] It's fucking impossible.

[Gerry] Holy shit!

So, I've been studying the book,

and there were all these different incantations.

So, like warmups for the final materialization.

And once the door is breached, he enters,

and it's only happened like 12 other times in history

when he's come over.

But he could never hold on to his power

and he had to go back.

He was thinking too big and too broadly,

getting into politics and world affairs.

But now he knows he's gotta sneak in

by tearing a small rip in the curtain,

building an army of darkness.

[Gerry] So, this is why we haven't seen you

in over a month?

No, I got an Atari, "Space Invaders".

It's unbelievable, man.

[Mike] So, what's next?

Well, in order to get some power,

you have to sacrifice something.

That little trick I did earlier used everything up,

but I just had to show you guys.

Look over there.

What the fuck is that?

Holy shit, it's Jimmy's sister's fucking cat.

[Mike] Fuck, the knife's still bloody, oh God.

[Gerry] Where's the fucking head?

[gags] Oh my God [gags] [vomits].

So, I wanna warn the faithful followers

of the Nightmares and Dreams Video Blog

that what you're about to see is the unedited truth.

It's not for the faint of heart or from minors.

Hopefully you didn't hack into your daddy's PC.

[eerie music]

You may not believe your eyes

of what you're about to witness.

It's none other than Satan himself being summoned.

[eerie music]

I made you chocolate chip cookies, your favorite.

[cookie thumping] [monitor clicking]

Mike, why did you bring me out here in the woods?

And what are you always filming everything for?

[Mike] I told you, it's for Mrs. Rose's art class.

It's supposed to be room loops, not woods loops.

Whatever, that's like the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Just hold this while I read this chant.

[speaks in foreign language] [eerie music]

[Susan screaming] [flesh tearing]

Fuck, Susan, where did you go?

Susan, Susan, Susan, where are you, Susan?

[liquid trickling] [rain splattering]

What the fuck?

What the fuck, where the fuck did she go?

She's fucking gone, she's fucking dead.

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, Susan!

[eerie music]

What the fuck, holy shit, Susan!

What the fuck, it it wasn't raining a second ago.

[Mike] Fuck the rain, you guys gotta see the footage,

she's fucking dead!

Why the fuck you still filming then?

We have to destroy it.

[Mike] It proves we didn't do anything.

You guys, I think this fucking hole ate her.

Yo, fuck you, I'm with Mike, we film everything from now on.

We have to have proof that this shit fucking happened.

What, like the fucking Devil is just gonna step out

for an interview if we say another spell from the book?

Let me see that you [speaks in foreign language].

[blood splattering] What the fuck?

- [Gerry] Holy shit. - What the fuck just happened?

- [Ritchie and Gerry grunting] - [Mike] Doolb, doolb, Natas,

it's Satan, don't you guys see, it's blood, it's backward?

They're just words, but everything is backwards.

Doolb is blood, Natas is Satan.

You just asked Satan to bathe you in doolb, I mean, blood.

- [wings fluttering] - What, that fucking thing

just almost hit me in the head.

Fuck, let's go.

Go, go, go!

[Ritchie] Let's get the fuck out of here!

[chattering] [feet thumping]

What the fuck?

You realize we should have run

into Church Street by now, right?

No, we should have run into the harbor by now.

Where the fuck are we?

The fucking hole, how the did we get back here?

[Mike] Gerry, goes what page the book is open to!

Fuck no, why doesn't Satan's lover over here do it?

- Don't call me that? - Shut the fuck up, Ritchie!

You're the one who got us into all this crazy shit.

What the fuck has it shown?

[Mike] I'll go do it myself.

[eerie music]

It says, "Final incantation

"for materialization of the Dark Lord.

"Ye who read these words now sit

"at the side of the Desolate One

"who shall reclaim dominion over this world

"and all other dimensions within."

Holy shit, the hole's bleeding.

[Ritchie] Let me see that, move, I wanna read this.

Don't say these words.

Oh, Ritchie, don't say these words, Ritchie!

Ritchie, don't say these words, come on, Ritchie!

- Don't say these word. - Hey, honey!

Don't say these words, don't say these words!

Say you love Satan! [Ritchie grunting]

[blood splattering] [Mike's Mother laughing]

Hey, what's up, eh?

- You doing all right? - Yeah, I am.

[Woman] I did not do this, I am innocent,

and I have to tell you and you, I did not do this.

I don't know why nobody will believe me,

- but I am so outta here. - [Police Officer] Hey, hey!

What the hell is up with this?

[Police Officer] Where you going, come on,

what are you doing?

- Let's go. - I'm trying to tell you.

- No one will believe em. - How did she get in here,

- anyway, in the first place? - [Woman] What, isn't that

- that rock star? - Hey, you need to shut up

and come with me, move it, let's go.

What was that?

That show was some crazy shit.

Yeah, what do you think?

Maybe those kids at Long Island that disappeared?

Christ, do you think there's a connection?

That's all we need.

Yeah, I hate the weird ones.

Speaking of which, I wanna show you something.

[envelope rustling] [eerie music]

What the hell is this?

It's totally unrelatable, but this whole thing

with Schneider has got me thinking,

this happened when I was in L.A. about 10 years ago.

A cable repair guy murdered three residential customers

before being gunned down.

It's horrible.

- A cable repair guy? - Yeah.

He claimed the Devil live inside his cable box.

Wonderful, now I've officially heard everything.

[Man] It's horrible. [chattering]

We've gotta her her temperature down.

[blanket rustling]

Dr. Goode. [eerie music]

[Dr. Goode grunting]

[Detective Semler coughing]

I'll be back. [eerie music]

You've been infected.

[Frank] Pal, I got allergies, all right?

It's a real bitch.

- What about your partner? - You know what?

Maybe you ought to worry about yourself for now.

There's not a blemish on this guy's record.

I mean, he's never even had a speeding ticket.

Well, maybe he snapped, I mean, we've seen that before.

He's supposed to be some kind of hot shot computer expert.

His specialty's creating antivirus software.

The guy's loaded.

Just last week, some European company transferred

a couple of mill to his bank account.

Any word on the woman in the trunk?

Nothing so far.

Get on that, all right?

I also need you to look at the dashboard footage

from both squad cars.

Okay.

[feet thumping]

[eerie music]

Just what are we gonna find on this one?

[laptop beeping] [keyboard rattling]

[placid music]

This lovely looking thing femme fatale

is Magdalena Forte, my soon to be ex-wife.

Don't let the glamor fool you, she's a bit of a jerk.

You see, that's not me.

That's Eric Valentine, my supposedly filmmaking partner.

He and I co-directed, I shot it,

and my celebrity wife was the producer.

The lady in blue is his latest person of interest.

And the lady in red, that his wife's twin sister, Marlene.

She'll do whatever it takes for a part in his next project.

So, where's his wife, Lilliana?

Apparently they could only muster up two invites

for the screening, I'm just the cinematographer,

and Lilliana's just a supporting actress.

So, no red carpets for us.

That dude there, looking back to the trailer monitor

is Henry Greenberg, Eric's managing.

He's making sure Eric doesn't get totally wasted

before his Q and A after the screening.

He's also making sure Eric and my wife

don't have a lover's quarrel

when they're supposed to promote the film.

Meanwhile, back in Eric's production high out,

I'm setting up cameras for a live show that will air

in the very monitoring they're using to show the trailer.

And Eric's wife, Lilliana?

Well, she's the fucking star.

[blade grinding] Nice.

Gotta give it to you, Eric,

you own some pretty bad ass gear.

I sold those receipts for the Alexa bodies,

but the ship date's for next month.

[feet thumping]

So, I would have thought you would have

at least taken the Epic with you to Khan's.

But like you told your line producer,

why transfer it overseas what you can rent for cheaper?

So awesome, love these RED Pro Primes.

So underrated for the price.

Complained about this?

Oh, you're just a snob, right?

You left the GoPros behind too.

So, I'm guessing you finally bought

those Blackmagic cameras you've been ranting about.

These microphones are pretty good too.

Aren't GoPros awesome?

You can put 'em anywhere.

I'm sure your red carpet sendoff

is gonna be a great warmup for France,

but I'm having quite a bit of fun

with a small but interesting crew, including Henry,

the bouncer that punched you out last summer.

He's our boom operator.

And Paco, your favorite custodian,

who you hated because you swear

you caught both our wives checking him out.

Well now, when I hustled up the crew

and broke into your apartment,

he's the first guy I thought of.

[upbeat music] [chattering]

[blade grinding] Tada, this is the money shot,

but don't get me wrong.

These other angles would be pretty good too.

You know, I always deliver you your coverage.

[placid music] We've never had to go back

to a location because we didn't get enough coverage.

[machine rattling]

Our movie star's here. [feet thumping]

[door rattling]

Wow, Manny, what a setup [laughs].

Whoa, your wife is looking especially hot today, Eric.

- I'm gonna love this. - Manny, why so many cameras?

[Manny] Because you're a star, Lilliana,

- you're a fucking star. - Well, I brought

four different outfits, I hope you like them.

[Manny] I'm sure I'm gonna like them.

But I have a feeling you're probably just gonna need one.

Which one do you want me to try on first?

Surprise me, Lilliana.

Go in the bathroom and put on whichever one you want.

No matter what you wear,

the audience is just gonna want you to take it off.

[laughs] You're so silly.

What about makeup?

Don't you dare hid that beautiful face

behind a single ounce of makeup.

I'm gonna finish setting up.

All right, I'm gonna change while you set up.

Don't change too much.

Remember, make me look good.

Looking good is your department.

I'm just here to make you a star.

This is the camera you'll be favoring

as you get choked out into its fixation,

while you will climax during intercourse.

I know, crazy, right?

That's how Kung Fu died, right?

Hanging from a noose with his pecker in his hand?

That's what Eric here told me at the Christmas party.

Anywho, Paco, our male feature actor

will be lying right here on your pillow

as your wife crawls up into our A camera angle

for the big finish, and guess what?

I'm gonna recruit just like you like it.

Most cameras remain static, yet strategically placed,

and check this out.

We'll save even more money on this freebie

by using your neighborhood free labor crew.

How's that for cutting corners?

Hey, I didn't even bother with casting notices on agencies.

Who needs agency when assholes like you brag

to the fellows that their wife loves getting choked out

and that she fucks like a woman possessed?

Really man, guys like you who share the sexual exploits

with other guys are just asking for this.

Well now, old husband of mine,

I'm finally number one on the call sheet.

Hopefully I won't ruin this.

But hey, what do you always say?

Save money, gold and tits trump talent any day.

We get it now, Eric, we're gonna try it your way.

No deal memo and no permits.

That's why we're here in your office.

No permits necessary.

I can't just set four static cameras

and hope we get lucky.

[feet thumping]

Well, I'm kinda nervous, that rarely happens.

I guess this is gonna be special.

I know, Eric, a little cheesy, but fitting, don't you think?

[Lilliana] Okay, Manny, I'm ready.

[Manny] That's your cue, Paco, clap three times.

[Paco clapping] [sensual music]

? Don't fall, falling for your lies, girl ?

? Babe will get to you ?

? And it drives me gone and baby, shining to the sun ?

? I know the look now, you're heading for lies ?

? Don't fall for the smile of your eyes ?

? You're bound to get me ?

? To need you be there just for mine, yeah ?

? You think you're better for you, fallen angel's eyes ?

? And the song of your heart ?

? The song you love, yeah [mumbles] ?

? See that lie ?

? If you see that lie ?

? Set her own pace ?

? She'll never tell you ?

? Down, down, down to fallen angel ?

? Angel eyes ?

? Angel eyes ?

[laughs] It was just you and me for so long, Eric.

But with Manny's wife, you got yourself a ticket

to ride, didn't you?

Hollywood is just way too far away

without a shortcut, huh?

So sad when ambition makes a fool of us all, Eric.

But damn, why would you share

how we make love with your friends?

Didn't you love me?

Didn't I belong to only you?

Just you and me for so long.

[Manny] Wait wait, wait, think about it.

They're there right now at the festival.

Your husband and my wife.

You got this.

[sensual music]

[eerie music]

[Paco grunting]

[beads rattling]

[wind howling]

[Paco thumping]

[Manny grunting]

[door rattling]

[camera assistant thumping]

[tense music]

[Lilliana growling]

Boy, there's some pretty sick people out there.

I suppose you're gonna tell me that was real.

Maybe you should check out Mount Olive.

- What's that? - A church.

And what do you think I'm gonna find?

Perhaps an answer to your question.

[upbeat music] [women laughing]

How could four gorgeous women like us be going home alone?

It's tragic, but at least we have each other [laughs].

I wouldn't call it a loss.

There was one guy at that party worth pursuing.

[Minka laughing]

What the hell?

Hey, it's not to late to help me stop this.

[chair grinding]

[door slamming] [placid music]

Detective Semler's in critical condition.

He's coughing up blood from internal bleeding.

They don't know if they can stop it.

- Jesus. - Are you okay?

I must be coming down at something.

Schneider didn't kill the officers.

- It was Officer Schiano. - What?

He shot his partner first,

and then the two others before turning the gun on himself.

There's no way it happened that way.

Yeah.

What about the woman, what'd you find on the woman?

Her name's Vala Schneider, she's Ansel's wife.

- [eerie music] - Where is she now?

I called the Mercy, but the ambulance hasn't arrived yet.

- We'll get an APB out now. - Yeah.

[crickets chirping] [heels clicking]

[Deena] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[Myra] Deena, it's fine.

[eerie music]

Oh my God, oh my God! [women screaming]

I don't know where we are,

but there's an ambulance

and there's blood fucking everywhere!

[Myra] I think we're in Orange Grove Drive.

Orange Grove Drive, Orange Grove Drive,

but there's blood everywhere!

- [women screaming] - Oh my God!

[tense music]

Why didn't you tell me she was your wife?

It's more complicated than that.

Well, maybe this will give us some answers.

[Ansel] You don't know what you're doing, Detective.

[keyboard rattling]

[birds chirping] [bell ringing]

[gravel crunching]

[dog barking]

Well, hello everyone, Faith Daniels here.

Well, as you can see, today's a beautiful day

to mark a new beginning for our congregation.

It is our final fundraiser.

And if all goes according to plan,

we'll have nearly reached our goals

And well, we've been through so, so much, and.

Keep going, Faith, [chattering]

- you're doing fine. - Okay, thank you, Louis.

Follow me. [tense music]

So, as I was saying, we've been through so much

in our congregation, and it warms my heart

to see everyone pull together

and helped save this beloved little chapel of ours.

This place has a lot of history,

and I'm really glad that that we're able not only

to preserve it, but also make it, make it stronger.

[Louis] We couldn't have done it without you.

Yeah, totally, we wouldn't be here right now

if it wasn't for you, my turn.

And let's not forget, we also have

the hottest God fearing babe.

- [Faith laughing] - Now then, Devin.

Sorry, Faith, keep going.

It's okay, Louis, why don't we check

in with Minister Malcom?

No, that sounds really great.

Yeah, uh-huh, well, well, thanks so much.

Okay then, real good.

Listen, thanks so much for all your support.

No, really, it's a real pleasant surprise.

It's really gonna put Sunnyside on much firmer ground.

Uh-huh, yup, okay, [laughs] yeah.

All right, all right, all right, yeah, sure.

Thanks, thanks again, okay, okay, bye.

[phone beeping]

[Faith] So, what's the pleasant surprise?

[laughs] Well, are you ready for more good news?

[Faith] Yeah, bring it on.

No, no, no, seriously, like, are you ready?

'Cause like really, really, really ready?

- [Faith] Yeah, I'm ready. - Well I need you to be ready.

- [Louis] We're ready. - We're ready.

Okay, that was an anonymous donor

I just got off the phone with, a really generous one.

And they read about the terrible blasphemous vandalism

that nearly destroyed us,

and they read about the fundraiser efforts that you, Faith,

started to help keep us alive.

They wanna help.

[Faith] Whoa, that's incredible.

We almost reached our goals, so really every bit counts.

- Yeah, yeah. - [Faith] That's great.

They wanna match our total.

[Faith] What? [Malcom laughing]

Oh my God, Malcom, that's incredible!

- Yeah [laughs]. - [Faith] That's wonderful.

- What's going on? - [Louis] An anonymous donor

came through, we're going to exceed our fundraising goal.

- No way, fucking sweet! - Ugh, it's sweet indeed,

Devin, come here, son.

All right, listen, I want you to watch your language

in our house of worship, okay?

Oh, and be nice Ms. Daniels.

You know how much she means to me.

Sorry, Faith.

[feet thumping]

So, Minister Malcom,

care to recap today's amazing events?

Yes, yes, yes, definitely.

Well, to put it bluntly, we really did bring it,

as the kids said, we raised enough funds

to finish our repairs and to add extra security cameras.

We're going to continue to protect the congregation

and ensure that this never happens again.

Now, thanks in large part to the amazing work done

by Faith Daniels, who helped mobilize a ground swell

of support and awareness, [dog barking]

we continue to receive love from our Lord.

Just when we thought things couldn't get any better,

we received an anonymous call, who now,

stay with me on this,

he promised that he's going to match every dollar

that we've raised already. [man clapping]

We are truly, truly blessed.

[Faith] Amen to that.

Now, Malcom, if you could please let the folks

who couldn't be here with us today,

know what this match actually entails, that would be great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, this is the best part now.

Now to receive our donation,

our donor has asked us to participate

in a geo stash game.

Now, all right, all right,

I know we're not the most tech savvy bunch,

but I think this looks like a lot of fun.

Now, basically this is a...

All right, Faith, help me out here, what is it?

[Faith] Scavenger hunt.

A scavenger hunt, right, right.

But it's done with this little app that it gives us clues

and it helps guide us to our location.

Now, Faith here has decided to be our geo stasher.

- [Faith] Mm-hmm. - She has to find five items

that are stashed nearby and in fairly close locations.

- Are you ready, Faith? - [Faith] I'm ready.

Great, let's have a little prayer, shall we?

[Faith] Of course.

[camera rattling] [woman coughing]

Conqueror of the assailant of knowledge,

You've changed the universe forever.

And Your foot rests on his back in endless victory.

Applause echoes throughout the cosmos

in eternal celebration.

On the highest mountain top,

You reveal Your glory to those who choose.

- Amen. - Amen.

[vehicle droning] [birds chirping]

[Louis] May the Lord be with you.

Thank you, Louis, may the Lord be with you too.

[Congregation] Bye Faith, good luck, see you soon.

Bye everybody, see you soon.

[birds chirping] [placid music]

[keys rattling] [cicadas chirping]

[phone beeping]

And we're off.

[bag rattling] [upbeat music]

[door rattling] [feet thumping]

[door slamming]

[camera whirring] [feet thumping]

[phone beeping]

[eerie music] [feet thumping]

Stairway to heaven, mm, where are you?

[leaves rustling]

Oh, what, where? [phone beeping]

I don't get it.

What, oh my God, really?

[eerie music]

All right, here we go.

[ladder rattling] Oh God, I don't like heights.

Oh, there we go. [crow cawing]

Come with me. [ladder rattling]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

And we're off.

[leaves rustling] Okay.

Oh, all right.

Let's see what we got here.

Oh, okay, that's interesting, what is this?

One stash, four to go.

[leaves crunching] [placid music]

Oh, hold on, okay, all right, here we go.

[phone beeping]

[Man] The test that stumped them all.

[leaves rustling]

[crickets chirping]

[Faith] Stumped, I should be.

[leaves rustling]

What was that?

[wind howling] Okay [pants] okay.

This is starting to not be fun anymore, here we go, okay.

What, but what the heck is this?

[toads creaking]

Let's just go.

[monkey howling]

Oh, oh, isn't this nice? [eerie music]

[baby laughing]

Oh my God, that was so creepy, okay.

Geez, what happened here?

Kids, I guess, I don't know.

Okay, relax. [phone buzzing]

[phone beeping]

Hey, where have you been?

I tried calling and texting you.

I'm walking around these woods.

[Malcom] I'm so sorry, hon.

I didn't see your texts coming until now.

So, where are you? [eerie music]

[Faith] I don't know what, I have no idea where I am,

and I think I'm about to find a third stash,

but I gotta tell you, this is officially not fun anymore.

[Malcom] Oh, cool, you're on the third stash?

She found the third stash, everyone.

What is it?

Oh, I'm not sure, hold on a sec.

[paper rustling]

Oh, this is classy.

Score Magazine, number one in big boobs.

Okay, let me see, oh, I don't know,

it looks like a bowl of some sort.

- [Malcom] Perfect. - Perfect?

I'm sorry, Malcom, I think our friendly little benefactor

might be just playing a cool trick on us.

- [Malcom] Geez, you think? - Yeah, I'm also cold

and kinda creeped out right now.

Can you just come and pick me up?

This is over, this is not going anywhere.

- [Malcom] Geez, you think? - I'm sure our little friend

won't mind. [leaves rustling]

[demon mumbling] Hello, hello?

[eerie music] [phone beeping]

Are you there?

[owl hooting] [leaves rustling]

[wind howling] [crickets chirping]

Next clue, to rid the world of evil,

you must get to its root [pants].

[eerie music]

Wait a second, okay, okay, okay, oh God, all right, relax.

Okay, it's nothing, oh.

Okay, oh, come on, come on, come on.

There it is. [leaves rustling]

Oh, I found it.

[feet thumping]

[camera rattling] [terrifying music]

Sweet Jesus, what was that? [eerie music]

Oh, Lord, oh.

[leaves rustling]

What was I thinking in agreeing to do this?

Oh, damn. [twigs snapping]

Oh, my God [pants] I'm outta here.

[crickets chirping] [eerie music]

Whoa, hey there.

You should watch where you're walking, Mister.

Ugh, what is that?

Ugh, oh, ew.

It's just a stupid scarecrow.

Oh, what? [baby crying]

I don't know what that is, but I'm sick of it, okay.

[leaves crunching]

[stroller rattling] [baby googling]

Nice night for a walk, isn't it?

Nice, yeah, very nice.

Probably the best day of my life.

All right.

[eerie music] [birds chirping]

[pages rustling] [phone buzzing]

Finally, you better be close, Mister.

[Malcom] That I am, I think only 15 minutes

if the navigation is right.

Sorry, we got cut off before.

I've got some nice hot chocolate,

a few other treats left over from the bake sale

for my brave little scavenger hunter.

Oh, that's very sweet,

but won't be enough to make me forget

about this freaky night. [upbeat music]

None of these clues make any sense, Malcom.

[Malcom] Duly noted, no more geo stashing in the dark.

How many did you find?

Four.

[Malcom] Ah, so close, well,

you really did give it your best shot.

You were such a great sport.

What do you mean, this isn't a prank?

We're not getting the donation?

[Malcom] Not unless we find all the stashes, I'm afraid.

But like I said, A for effort, my dear.

Yeah, how about L for loser?

God, Malcom, this was such a waste of time.

I don't wanna let everybody down.

Sunnyside really needs that extra money,

and you know it. [leaves rustling]

[Malcom] Hogwash, Faith Daniels, you did great.

We'll always be proud of you for the sacrifice you made.

Well, I guess, whatever.

[Malcom] Be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Bye [sighs]. [phone beeping]

Let's do this.

[camera rattling] [leaves rustling]

Find hope between a rock and a hard place.

I need some hope. [eerie music]

There you are.

Got this.

[leaves rustling]

If you dig one ditch, then better dig two,

'cause the trap you set just might be for you.

Okay, let's see.

[lid exploding] [Faith coughing]

What?

What, who are you?

Go, stay away from me, [coughs] go, what?

Go away [coughs] stay away from me, no.

What do you want?

No [coughs] no, no, get away.

[placid music] [wheelchair rattling]

[TV monitor buzzing]

[eerie music] [devil worshipers chanting]

Welcome to the party, Faith, so glad you could join us.

[Faith] Malcom, what is this, what?

Shh, shh, shh.

What are you doing?

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

[Faith] What, Malcom, what are you doing [pants]?

Thank you for the offerings, Faith.

You did well, I'm sure he will be most pleased.

Louis, Malcom, is this a joke?

- Oh, Faith, shh. - I'm not comfortable.

My dear, sweet Faith, this is no joke.

You are the sixth stash.

[eerie music] [Faith panting]

Hail, Satan.

[Devil Worshipers] Hail, Lucifer.

What, what, what are you doing, let me go?

[Malcom] Shh. [Faith gasping]

[Faith screaming]

[hammer thumping] [placid music]

[Faith] What, stop [cries].

[hammer thumping] Stop, stop, please, stop.

[Faith crying]

[hammer thumping]

Why?

All offerings accounted for, let the ceremony continue.

[Faith gasping] [Faith crying]

[fire crackling]

[Faith] No [cries]. [feet thumping]

No [cries] [coughs].

[Malcom] Thank you, Mia, my dear.

Anything for you, Minister Malcom.

[Faith] What [cries]? [Malcolm and Mia kissing]

[feet thumping]

What are you doing?

No [screams] [cries]! [flesh tearing]

[Malcom sipping]

Do I have to?

[Devin coughing]

He also would drink of the wine of the wrath of God,

which is mixed in full strength in the cup of his anger.

[Faith gasping]

[Malcom and Devin speaks in foreign language]

[Faith crying]

That's my boy.

Conqueror of the assailant of knowledge,

you've changed the universe forever,

and your foot rests on Jehovah's back

[placid music] in endless victory.

Applause echoes throughout the cosmos,

in eternal celebration on the highest mountain top,

you reveal your glory to those who choose.

- [eerie music] - [Faith] What's that?

[Satan growling]

My Lord, is that you?

Have you come for us, my Lord?

What's this, what's this horrible smell [gasps]?

Malcom, don't do that, don't do that.

Don't do that, Malcom. [Satan growling]

[Malcom screaming] [blood splattering]

[Faith gasping] [arm thumping]

[Louis] Holy shit, oh my God, oh, oh [screams]!

[Devin thumping]

[Satan growling]

[devil worshipers screaming]

[hooves thumping] [Faith screaming]

[door rattling]

Mount Olive, Mount Olive?

Yeah, Dale, listen, it's Frank.

I just watched a video I think was shot

in your neck of the woods.

It's a church right outside Mount Olive.

Do you know the one I'm talking about?

Right, just off the interstate.

Your guys were just there?

I'll be damned, when did that happen?

Well, the video shows Satanists sacrificing a woman,

for Christ's sake.

You're telling me that actually happened?

Jesus, that's unbelievable.

Yeah, we'll get a copy of the video right out to you.

Yeah, no shit, Dale, that's one for the books, thanks.

[eerie music] [door rattling]

There's a whole lot going on out at Mount Olive.

What else do you know about that church?

A lot more than what's on that video.

[Frank] Well, it burned to the ground last night.

[door rattling]

[Detective Hannigan] Dispatch received a call

from a woman saying she found the ambulance

out on Orange Brook Drive.

Is everything okay?

[Frank] It's gotta be the drives.

It's gotta be the drive.

I don't know how,

but somehow Schneider put something in them.

Damned, busting me for smiling on a cloudy day.

Am I under arrest here or what?

[Police Officer] Hey, you have a seat.

Yeah, you haven't even read me my fucking rights.

[Police Officer] Go take a seat.

- Hi. - Oh, hi.

[Police Officer] Did you hear me, go take a seat?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear ya.

That's some nice stuff you've got.

[chattering] I'd love to try it on.

Please, you wanna cuff me, officer?

Yes, you'd probably enjoy it too much.

Would you take a seat, please?

Seriously dude, time is money and the rent is due.

And I'll tell you when you can leave.

[phone ringing]

What's the story with these guys?

We found them standing in the middle of the street,

right outside the precinct.

Yeah, one of 'em had ID, so we ran it.

It turns out these three went missing three hours away

in Jersey last week.

What are they doing here?

Hey, your guess is as good as ours.

It killed my dad.

What's he saying?

[Louis] It's in the church.

It's in the church.

Look Sarge, there's been some crazy shit

going on out there.

You have someone coming down from Jersey

to pick these guys up.

[Police Officer] That's the best news I heard all night.

You need to send someone to the church.

[Police Officer] We're working on it.

Sergeant Biehn, do me a favor

and give these guys a seat, all right?

Over to your left, to your left.

Is everything okay?

I need to see Ansel Schneider.

[Police Officer] He's not here right now.

It's important. [eerie music]

There's nothing I can do about that.

Come on, I can help you out.

[keyboard rattling]

Garcia, get the generators on.

Yes, sir.

- [police officer gurgling] - Oh my God [screams].

[Man] Fuck, shit, holy fuck!

Do I need a bust out of the station now?

What the hell, what's going here?

He said something on the flash drives caused this.

- What? - I don't know.

[gun shooting]

Where's that coming from?

[Sergeant Biehn] Sounds like the front desk.

[Detective Hannigan] Who's down there?

[Sergeant Biehn] I don't know, Howard?

Get Armitage to the ambulance.

[woman screaming]

[Man] Stop [grunts] please!

We have to help him. [Frank grunting]

I'll handle the suspect.

[door slamming]

- [woman screaming] - [Police Officer] Freeze!

[gun shooting] [Captain Friedkin knocking]

Stop!

[Captain Friedkin] The whole precinct's under attack!

Whatever you do, don't go near it!

[Captain Friedkin gurgling] [blood splattering]

Shit.

[feet stomping] [gun shooting]

Vala, stop!

You used me, but this has to end.

[flash drives rattling]

It's already spreading.

The audience was the target all along.

And you lead them to me.

This isn't a fucking movie. [flashes rattling]

You don't have to believe, see for yourself.

They're watching this now [laughs].

[tense music]

[energetic rock music]

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? The night was so black ?

? As we've planned to attack ?

? Like a bullet in the dark ?

? A rock n roll dream ?

? And electric guitars ?

? Hear the Devil's dog bark ?

? Nothing to lose ?

? And nothing to prove ?

? Standing here ?

? Side by side in the rain ?

? Traded our soul ?

? And taking the toll ?

? On our way to the promised land ?

? We're run with the Devil ?

? We're delivering the black ?

? We're run the next level ?

? We're delivering the black ?

? Our hearts full of vengeance ?

? Fists in the air ?

? The rock n roll Heaven ahead ?

? We made a deal with the Devil ?

? For fortune and fame ?

? And riding the dragon's head ?

? Nothing to lose ?

? And nothing to prove ?

? Standing here ?

? Side by side in the rain ?

? Traded our soul ?

? And taking the toll ?

? On our way to the promised land ?

? We're run with the Devil ?

? We're delivering the black ?

? We're run ?

[upbeat music]

? Don't say these words ? [upbeat music]

? Things waiting, it's in your pool ?

? Things waiting, it's in your school ?

? Things waiting, it's really cool, things waiting ?

? We think they come from the pool ?

? Don't say these words ?

? Things waiting, it's everywhere ?

? Things waiting, it's in your hair ?

? Things waiting, and I don't care ?

? Things waiting, wins in the pair ?

? Don't say these words ?

[sensual music]

? Don't fall, falling for your lies, girl ?

? Babe will get to you ?

? And it drives me gone and baby, shining to the sun ?

? I know the look now, you're heading for lies ?

[woman sings in foreign language]

[placid music]

[dramatic music]

[eerie music]