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- Previously on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"...

- For Captain Holt and Amy's last day,

I've been granted permission to throw

a final non-holiday-associated heist.

The heist is actually going to be...

the perfect goodbye.

- What does that mean?

- That I'm leaving the Nine-Nine.

- It's a trip through memorable moments

from the last eight years.

- Drama, glamor,

shocking twists and turns.

The perfect goodbye is so close, I can taste it.

- Jake! - What's up? You okay?

- Are you quitting the Nine-Nine?

- What? - I found this letter

of resignation in your locker.

- Charles, I can explain. - Don't bother.

- Wait, no, wait. Charles, wait a second.

- Seems like someone's in the market for a new best friend.

- Bill, I swear to God.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Amy, Amy, we've got a problem.

Charles found out I was leaving somehow

and he got so upset that he ran away.

I don't know where he went and he's not answering his phone.

- Don't you have a tracker implanted

in his brain or something? - Amy, I would never do that.

It's a serious medical procedure.

Which is why I had a doctor do it eight years ago

when they were operating on the bullet wounds in Charles' butt.

- Smart, stick it in his butt holes.

- Oh, I was expecting more judgment from you.

And definitely a different phrasing.

Anyways, I think that the magnet suit must've

fried the tracker so we gotta figure out

a different way to find him.

- Well, don't ask me, he's your best friend!

- Yes, he is my best friend!

I know exactly where he is. Here.

Guard this with your life. I'll be right back.

- Sir, I've made a terrible mistake.

I am sorry about your pictures

and your award and your computer--

- And yelling that I was wearing a wig

and then trying to tear out my actual hair?

- No, that was a compliment!

It's so thick and full

for a man of your age. - What?

- Let me handle this. The truth is,

Lieutenant Jeffords acted like an irresponsible,

insane madman. - What?

- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

- But looking at this incident

from a different angle,

it shows why he'll make a great captain.

He's here before you

owning his mistake.

When I started at the Nine-Nine,

I felt I had to be seen as infallible.

But he taught me

the importance of being seen as human.

He made me a better leader.

And you would be a fool not to make him a captain.

- Terry's touched.

- Yes, powerful words.

As are these:

happy heisting, suckas! both: What?

- Oh, you were right, this was a wig.

Ow.

both: No!

- Hey, can I talk to you? I have a question.

- Is it will I ever forgive you for betraying me

and abandoning me in a car?

- No, I have no questions about that interaction.

It was funny and I'm pleased with how it played out.

This isn't about the heist.

What did you think about, um,

me and Pimento as a couple?

- Oh, uh, I don't know.

You guys always made me a little uncomfortable.

There weren't a lot of boundaries.

- Is this about that time we smashed in your car?

- You did? Which car?

- All of them. And once in your dad's Miata.

My point is, when Adrian and I broke up,

something felt off.

I think it's 'cause I wasn't out yet

so I couldn't really be myself with anyone.

But I don't know, I always thought

we would end up together.

And now he's going away and--

ugh, this is stupid. - It's not stupid.

You gotta tell him how you feel.

- He's already at the airport

and he doesn't own a phone.

I'll never make it in time. - Yes, you will!

Another surprise reveal.

- I mean, we knew you were around.

- I watched you enter.

- Nope, you were both shocked.

Come on, I'll give you a ride to the airport.

- I mean, that's nice but traffic.

- Oh, sweet Rosa.

There's no such thing as traffic

when you're driving in an armored truck.

- Okay, let's do this.

- I already have my keys.

Ooh, yet another surprise reveal.

♪

- Hey, bud.

- How'd you know where I was?

- Because this is where you had to be

because this is where it happened.

- Hey. - Hey.

Sorry to drag you in on the weekend.

- Oh, it's fine, I don't mind

spending a few hours with my best friend.

I shouldn't have said that.

It was too soon. - No.

Charles,

you're my best friend too.

- Hey, guys.

I found another leg! - Oh, how gross!

I forgot that we wore those fashion scarves

for like a month that year.

- I still think they worked. - No.

- Oh, Jake, I can't believe you're leaving.

I mean, it's not the Nine-Nine without you.

- I know, but Rosa's already gone

and Holt and Amy are moving on too.

- Is that why you're doing this?

To fit in with that crowd?

- Charles, I just want to be there for Mac.

- I get that, but this whole thing

is just taking me by surprise.

I don't know if I can come in to work

and do this job without you. - Are you kidding me?

I mean, maybe the you of nine years ago couldn't handle it,

but you're not that person anymore.

You used to live in your ex-wife's husband's basement

and date 75-year-olds and now

you've got your own house and Genevieve and Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj. - Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj. - Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj. - Why don't you

just call him Nick? - Nik.

- All right, now you're ruining the moment.

- Copy that. - Look,

whether we work together or not, we're always gonna be

best friends and partners. - Right.

Life partners. - Best friends.

And the only reason I didn't tell you sooner

is because I wanted it to be a surprise

that the whole heist's actually a setup

so that I can throw the perfect goodbye.

- I love that!

- The plan was lure everyone to the Brooklyn Bridge

and give you all gifts.

So, here's yours. - Oh!