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(upbeat music)

[Man] Come on.

Let's go boys.

Come on boys.

Two weeks without Maya.

Man, I'm gonna miss her.

She's the only one who laughs at my jokes.

Mostly out of pity.

I'll take what I can get.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, you lot.

Look, this sucks.

We should be the ones on tour.

Not, Girls Here First.

Mate, cheer up.

I finally finished the song.

One song isn't gonna change the fact

that it's one epic fail after another, for us.

Blimey, someone got bitten

by the Humpy horse this morning.

Harry, nobody said it was gonna be easy.

And I'm behind on a ton of schoolwork

'cause we've been rehearsing for your stupid school prom.

Whoa, just need to shield my eyes from what a

ray of sunshine you're being.

Guys,

I've got the prom poster made for you.

Tada!

Oh, tada!

Nice.

Cool.

Guys, you can debut your new song.

Talking of your prom, who are you two taking?

Oof, haven't even thought about it.

You know, it's been focusing on the show.

Proms are stupid anyway.

All that dressing up from pressure, just for one night.

No thanks.

Anyway, things to do.

What?

You gotta ask Chloe.

Nate, she looks at you like my Meg looks at me.

Unless I've loaded the dishwasher wrong,

Yeah, that's exactly how Chloe looked at you just then.

Look, the last thing we need is Chloe leaving

because you can't see what's right in front of you.

Come on guys, let's get these posters up.

There'll be a 30minute meet and greet after every show.

And it's back on the bus, prompt to sleep.

You can never get too much beauty sleep.

What about free time?

Free time?

(Sasha laughs)

There is no free time.

This tour is important.

If it goes well, phase two is America.

Ooh, cowboy land.

Our first stop is Rotterdam in the Netherlands.

Don't get any ideas about those cute Dutch boys.

Relationships, as always,

remain off limits.

That includes stuffed toys.

But I've never been away from home for this long.

I need my Henry pickles.

You're a role model now.

Sasha, you can't Make like a jacket

and zip it, Maya.

Nothing is allowed to disturb this tour.

[Girl] No, Sasha, don't.

Nothing.

(soft guitar music)

[Nate] Can I sit down?

I dunno know, can you?

That's what my bums for.

Oh, sorry.

That wasn't very cool.

I think we're past cool.

Sorry, I didn't ask you to prom.

Who said I wanted you to just ask me anyway?

Well, we're mates, right?

But, we're also more than mates.

I guess I didn't ask you because,

well, you're so important to the band.

The band?

Yeah, totally.

There's so many times you've helped us out and,

you're always doing stuff for The Wonderland, so.

So when you say that we're more than just friends,

you mean I'm the bands dog's body?

No.

Wait, yeah.

No, I don't know what I mean.

Well, thanks for clearing all this up.

Why do you have to make this so difficult?

I'm making this difficult?

Do you know what?

Perhaps it do is both good

if we spent some time apart from each other.

What does that mean?

Maybe I was wrong to focus so much on The Wonderland.

Right. Maybe it's time

I do other things.

So you're quitting?

Perhaps there's been a mixup with our

relationship, friendship,

whatever this is about.

Yeah, okay.

Well, now I guess I'm sorry.

So am I.

You wanna be my manager?

I think we'll make a great team, Cooper.

Okay.

Have you got any experience?

(insect buzzing)

(utensils clattering)

I've got great experience on how not to be a manager.

Okay, I suppose.

We should totally vlog this.

The start of something beautiful.

Just be yourself, say something fun.

Got it, fun.

I can do fun.

Sorry actually, when you say fun?

Maybe we should work on your performance skills first.

(utensils clattering) (insect buzzing)

Have a good tour, Sasha?

Thank you, Colleen.

I'm from seeing online

that The Wonderland are playing at a local prom.

The Wonderland.

I almost forgot they even existed.

Well, I thought I might go along.

I really quite enjoyed them at my party.

I wouldn't bother.

Well, I've got room on my roster and to be honest,

I always thought you made a mistake turning them down.

Bon voyage.

(suitcase thudding)

(mellow pop music)

Guess who?

Oakley, what are you doing here?

I just wanted to say a proper goodbye.

Man, this bus is huge.

I'll only be gone for two weeks.

You have to go now.

Can I tell you one of my new jokes first?

Right, what'd you get when it rains potatoes?

Sasha's gonna see you.

You know I'm not not to see anyone.

Ew, gross.

Yeah, I love snails.

(cross talking)

Hurry it up, girls.

Sasha, I was wondering if

Mm mm, mm mm.

We've got a busy, busy day.

These seats are massive.

I fancy the top bunk.

You know I think I left

Get on the bus.

I'm sure the front tire was flat.

We should go check.

The tires are fine.

All aboard.

All right, ladies, have a seat.

Hey Dan, have you got a sec?

For you mate, I've got all the seconds you need.

Here, I'm wanna try a new ghost chili smoothie.

I'll pass.

Look, listen, what made you quit your band?

It was becoming quite a struggle.

I mean, literally a struggle.

And I was finding it harder and harder

to fit into the leather trousers.

Why, you're not thinking of quitting The Wonderland,

are you?

Not really, I just thought we might've made it by now.

You guys are special.

Someone will notice you sooner or later.

Well, I hope it happens soon.

I've got band rehearsal.

Cheers, Dan.

(coughing)

(water gushing)

(guitar music)

How did it go with Chloe?

I think she might've quit.

Quit, as in,

quit, quit?

Well, I tried to ask her to prom,

but it went so wrong.

I started off by talking about my bum.

Great, another disaster.

You'd think we'd be getting used to it by now.

We still got a show to rehearse for.

We can't let this throw us.

Where's Oakley?

Saying goodbye to Maya.

What, we need him to rehearse.

All right, lads, it's only me.

The biggest fan reporting for duty.

Oakley's only late for rehearsal, Luke.

I don't think we need to replace him.

No.

I thought, with Chloe quitting,

you might need a new social media manager.

Sorry, yeah it sounded kinda bad.

(phone ringing) It's Oakley.

Where are you?

Long story. All right,

a few bus rules, ladies.

No tuna, no hardboiled eggs.

We need to know.

I might need a little help.

(upbeat music)

One two, ♪ Came here for love ♪

♪ For someone to hold me down ♪

♪ I won't give it up no ♪

♪ I want you to reach out ♪

♪ I came here for love yes ♪

♪ For someone to hold me down ♪

Is that right, no?

Mm, it was too,

it's all right, but too big.

[Fabio] Too big, okay. [Girl] Too big.

And the me. [Fabio] Me.

[Girl] Me. [Fabio] Me down.

Down? Down.

Is that him?

If Sasha finds out we covered for you,

we're all in trouble.

We've all got secrets, remember.

Does Sasha know you smuggled your hair straighteners

onto the bus, even though they're a fire risk?

Well, they get really fizzy.

I'm gonna go nip to the loo.

♪ Came here for love ♪

♪ For someone to hold me down ♪

These beds are comfier than mine.

What are you doing here?

Well, Sasha turned up.

I had to hide.

Here, on the bus?

I'll get off at the ferry.

What if she sees you before then?

[Fabio] Everything okay, Maya?

Nobody, I mean, yeah.

You're missing the song along.

It's not the same without you.

Okay.

♪ We came here for love ♪

♪ For someone to hold me down ♪

(guitar playing)

Harry, what took you so long?

Mom and dad are gonna pick up Oakley

as soon as the bus gets to the port.

Great, see, disaster avoided.

What about rehearsals?

I can play.

I know all your songs.

There we go.

For now, we'll crack them with Luke

and we'll take it from there.

This is such an honor.

I feel like it's pancake day.

I really like pancakes.

Harry, chill.

It'll all be fine.

Oh, sorry.

I thought you'd be done.

I think you all know Cooper.

I'm gonna be managing him now.

What?

Cooper and I've made it clear

that this is purely a business relationship.

Don't want either of us thinking it's anything else.

We'll wait here while you finish off.

Well, this is awkward.

(rock music)

(vehicle engines revving)

(guitar playing)

♪ I thought I was over you ♪

♪ I put out the flames ♪

♪ Said tonight will be different ♪

♪ I wouldn't need to play your game ♪

♪ But here I am ♪

♪ Running up the 11th floor ♪

♪ Knocking on the shattered door ♪

♪ I'm a seek you trying ♪

♪ I'm a seek you trying ♪

♪ Baby can you love me some more ♪

He's pretty great.

Nothing like you though, guys.

No, without Oakley he might actually be better than us.

Brilliant, we should get you to play the prom.

[Cooper] I've never played live before.

Don't worry about that.

You don't mind if Cooper opens up for you tonight.

'Course not.

Without Oakley, he'll blow us off the stage.

Okay, so,

we go first.

Great.

So not only do we stop playing school concerts,

but now we're just support acts.

I don't think I can do it, Chloe.

You'll be fine.

What?

The prom's been canceled.

Great. What?

Yes.

How?

Someone reported them

for not having a performance license.

Who would to that?

Who'd you think?

[Both] Sasha.

Well, sorry, everyone.

This is the final straw for me.

I can't do this anymore.

You actually got to the prom canceled.

But all those poor kids.

Enough of the bleeding heart stuff, Fabio.

This is business.

If Coleen signs The Wonderland,

how would that make me look?

What's wrong with you?

[Girl] What's wrong with you?

Oakley's here.

Here where?

On the bus.

What are you guys looking at?

Nothing.

Wait. You can't quit the band.

I'm tired of the struggle, Nate.

Must be hard.

Well, going from being on TV,

to playing a little school prom.

Yeah, and we're not even doing that either.

Today alone, Oakley's gone missing.

Halfway to Holland.

And 'cause you can't tell Chloe how you feel,

we've lost her too.

Look, we tried our best, but the dream's over.

I've gotta focus on what's real, like my schoolwork.

Harry, please don't do this.

Look, I'm sorry.

We tried, and we failed.

Just accept it.

Sasha wait.

Sasha don't.

(thudding sounds)

(yelping)

Stowaway, how exciting.

Hi, everyone.

I'm a lot of pain.

It's our fault the prom's been canceled.

Sasha's only done this to get to us.

You, to get to you?

No longer my problem, remember?

You don't know it was her anyways.

What am I saying?

Course it was.

We can't let our school mates down.

You're doing it again.

Who's we?

Plus, you've got bigger things to worry about like,

I don't know, saving your band.

Could you get Molley and Elena

to spread the word that the problem's been moved?

Moved to where?

Here, Dan won't mind.

Chloe, come on.

We can do this, but,

we have to pull it together.

Well, me and you.

Okay.

Wait, what about Harry?

This could be our last ever show together.

I'm sure he'll come around.

Luke, Cooper?

Yes, boss.

We've got work to do.

Not only do you bring your boyfriend aboard my tour bus,

but he's one of the wonder losers.

(chuckles) wonder loo.

Hey.

Who knew about this?

I didn't.

I know what's best for you.

Really?

What harm is there bringing a Teddy bear on tour?

Henry pickles.

Oh, I'm liking this guy.

You're just so controlling.

Sometimes it feels like, being in a prison.

Well, maybe you should be released from prison, early.

Are you threatening to kick me out of the band?

I don't make threats.

Yeah, well how about I quit?

I don't wanna tour without you.

I don't wanna do it without Mary.

Sorry Sasha, I'm with my friends.

Here's the deal.

We get to be in Girls Here First, and still have lives,

with boyfriends and Teddy bears,

or there's no Girls Here First.

Are you threatening me now?

I don't make threats.

(Fabio gasps)

I've got the best girlfriend.

Get out.

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

And, the winners are. ♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

Girls Here First!

(audience cheering)

♪ This is gonna be a heavy night ♪

Being put together with YouTube

was the best thing that ever happened to me.

♪ Never need to apologize ♪

Hey where are you going?

Home.

You might have 1 million subscribers,

but, we've got one thing you don't have.

Friendship.

Harry.

You're a chocolate digestive.

Brave, dependable, and popular.

♪ Stumbling through the night it doesn't matter ♪

♪ We're all together ♪

♪ And it's paradise in our minds ♪

I wasn't expecting to be playing on Radio One

when I woke up this morning.

I'm telling you, this time next year.

It might be sooner than that.

Maybe our luck's changing.

(message tone bleeping)

♪ I know you I know you I know you stumbling ♪

♪ Stumbling ♪

(disco music)

I can't believe we're at an actual prom.

Sometimes having a brother like Nate, isn't all bad.

Let's go crazy.

Whew!

Not on my watch.

Your mom is so boring.

I know.

(heels clicking)

Can't believe we did it.

I can.

There's still time.

No, its all right.

The new song can always debut another day.

Cooper, you're gonna have to go on

instead of The Wonderland.

I can't, I've told Chloe already.

What if Luke went on with you?

Yeah, I'm well up for that.

Doesn't matter who's on stage with me.

I've never played live in front of real people before.

Cooper, listen to me.

Please.

You're a natural.

But I've always kept my music to myself.

You're too good to keep it to yourself.

People are gonna hear you and they'll love you.

Come on.

Give them a night they'll never forget.

Okay.

I'll do it.

Yes.

Okay.

I'll go big you guys up, yeah?

This is gonna be awesome.

Cooper and Luke.

All right, evening everyone.

Hope all you guys are having an amazing prom.

We're having a few technical issues.

So The Wonderland won't be playing tonight.

But, I've got something even better for you guys.

Give it up for our newest hottest duo, Cooper and Luke.

(audience cheering and clapping)

Let's go.

You guys ready to roll?

I mean, it's not really that sort of song.

It's more of like a ballad sort of thing.

Okay.

All right, one, two, three, four.

(mellow pop music)

♪ I thought I was over you ♪

♪ I put out the flames ♪

♪ I said tonight will be different ♪

♪ I wouldn't need to play your game ♪

♪ I walked past your (indistinct) ♪

You did a good job.

Sorry for being rubbish.

Never, do it again.

♪ And that I won't come back ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

Whoa, whoa,

Ooh. What's going on here?

Nothing. Nothing.

What happened with the school?

Two guesses.

Sasha.

Where's Harry?

Well, he kind of

There he is.

Well, we're doing this show or not?

Oh and, for the record,

I'm not here 'cause I want us to make it.

I'm here 'cause you're my mates.

Do you get the feeling we missed something?

Mm hmm.

♪ Baby could you love me some more ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm going out my head to you darling ♪

♪ Baby could you love me some more ♪

♪ Going out my head to you darling ♪

♪ Love me some more ♪

♪ Going out my head to you darling ♪

♪ Going out my head to you darling ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm going out my head to you darling ♪

♪ Going out my head ♪

Thank you.

(audience cheering and clapping)

Ladies and gentlemen, the real stars of the prom,

The Wonderland.

(cheering continues)

Good evening, everyone.

We're The Wonderland.

And this is, "Don't Be so Hard on Yourself."

♪ I came here with a broken heart that no

♪ I drew a smile on my face to brave it all for me ♪

That's my son up there.

That's my brother

That's my friend's brother.

My future husband.

♪ Let's go back to simplicity ♪

♪ I feel like I've been missing me ♪

♪ Isn't that who I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I felt this town is over me ♪

♪ We all there eventually ♪

♪ I never knew where I belong ♪

Colleen, what a surprise.

Thought I'd come along and check out the local talent.

♪ Don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Learn to forgive learn to let go ♪

♪ Everyone trips everyone falls ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

Any idea why the prom venue got changed to here?

Someone made a call.

Made them cancel.

Looks like I came just in time.

Oh you're in for a treat.

(audience cheering)

We love you!

Wow, you guys are great.

Thank you so much.

Before we play our next song,

I just wanna say thank you to everyone who's helped us.

You know who you are and you mean a lot to us.

This next song has taken me a while to write,

but, it's about someone very special.

It's called, "Almost never did."

♪ Nobody knows me the way that you know me ♪

♪ I know that you know what no one does ♪

♪ Sometimes I wonder I sit and I wonder ♪

♪ What's (indistinct) all my love ♪

♪ What if I thought I'll just stay in ♪

♪ And I never saw you there ♪

♪ What if I blinked at the wrong time ♪

♪ And you never saw me stare ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost never did ♪

♪ Oh ♪

Why didn't Sasha sign them?

It's not the first time

she let gold slip through her fingers.

♪ Nobody sees me the way that you see me ♪

♪ I love how you see me no one does ♪

Colleen, everything okay I hope?

Sasha.

I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news.

I've decided to sign The Wonderland.

♪ What if I thought I'll just stay in ♪

(screaming) Mommy?

Sasha, are you okay?

Just peachy, Fabio.

Just great.

Colleen has declared war and I'm going to win.

No matter what.

♪ What if I thought I'll just stay in ♪

♪ And I never saw you there ♪

♪ What if I blinked at the wrong time ♪

♪ And you never saw me stare ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost never did ♪

♪ Oh but I almost never did ♪

♪ Just imagine if you and your friends had never gone ♪

♪ Into the same party that I was ♪

♪ Just imagine if I sat in a different place ♪

♪ I would have never seen your face ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you baby ♪

♪ I found you but I almost never did ♪

♪ Oh but I almost never did ♪

♪ Oh but I almost never did ♪

(audience cheering and clapping)

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