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Let's just say.

(soft guitar music)

(guitar strings clack)

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, you gonna bother joining us?

I missed lunch.

Eat that later.

Come on, we gotta rehearse.

So, yeah, and then we go to A minor.

(guitar chords ring)

Then back to.

(fork clicks)

Yeah.

Ready?

One, two, three.

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't like it ♪

What?

I can't sing on a empty stomach.

It'll echo.

All right, let's go again.

One, two, three.

♪ Oh, hey ♪

(people shout)

♪ Come on ♪

(Harry laughs)

♪ Let's go boys ♪

♪ Oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

♪ Oh, hey ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

♪ Oh, hey ♪

(people laugh)

Hello, boys.

(upbeat rock music)

So, veggie nuggets and chips

with a glutenfree cheeseburger without cheese.

'Kay.

(video game tones whir)

This place is buzzing.

Word of mouth's picking up.

At this rate, Dan'll be able to pay back what he owes Sasha.

The Wonderland live at the Palais.

What's this?

Oh, it was Chloe's idea.

She's had me set up an online channel for the Palais.

You kept that quiet.

One doesn't like to brag about being a genius.

Yeah, but it was me who convinced Dan

to launch it with a livestream

from the Wonderland, though.

With all this new attention, that could be epic.

Way epic, but you need to drive people to it.

Have you optimized your SEO yet?

Huh?

Your search engine optimization.

You can't just expect people to tune in.

Can't we?

Leave it to me.

Don't know what I'd do without you.

(door opens)

Uh, what we'd do without you.

(Nate chuckles)

Anyway, order for table 13.

(soft electronic music)

And then I think we finish in Dusseldorf.

(Oakley laughs)

I can't believe you're actually going on a proper tour.

You're not jealous, are you?

Why would I be jealous?

Well, you know, with the Wonderland still up and coming.

This time next year, we're gonna be number one.

Promise you'll stay in touch.

Of course I will.

You're the egg to my bacon,

the copy to my paste,

the Patrick to my SpongeBob.

It was going so well.

(phone whistles)

(groans) Sasha's calling about a meeting.

I'd better go.

(upbeat pop music)

See ya.

Bye.

Cool.

I was just, yeah.

I'll text you.

(phone whistles)

(lasers fire)

Enjoy.

Great, Oakley, could you clear table seven?

Oh, and the kitchen surfaces need a wipe.

And can you take out the recycling for me?

Now, mate.

Harry, customers.

[Harry] Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.

What can I get you? (guitar note rings)

[Nate] Here's your coffee.

Thanks.

Nice guitar.

Just picked it up.

It's a custom.

I'm teching for this band, the Wild Kudus, tonight.

Love the Wild Kudus.

Actually, could you help me with something?

Sure, what's up?

One second.

I've got a gig tonight,

and she's been giving me some feedback,

not the good feedback,

like, oh, you're doing great, Nate.

Be gentle with her, she's my lucky charm.

My dad gave it to me.

Music's in your blood, eh?

I never really knew him,

but Mum said that's how they met, so.

He was busking at the time.

Then I'll be extra careful.

So what's your band called?

[Nate] We're called the Wonderland.

It's me, Oakley there, and my brother Harry.

You're addicted to that stupid game.

Aw, you're addicted to messaging Mya.

At least I'm not trying to disintegrate her.

I just got up to the top 10,000 battle rankings

in the galaxy.

[Oakley] So?

Guys, you seriously need to get off your phones.

Nate, table four.

Why don't we put them in the till,

and you can pick them up later.

But I need to stay in touch with Maya

or she'll disintegrate.

Anyway, he's the addict, not me.

I'm not an addict.

Dan, take my phone.

I can handle it, no problemo.

Not too sure about Oakley, though.

I can stop any time I want.

Dan, please, take my phone.

Now, to see who keeps the best.

Bring it on.

Do something, then.

[Harry] You do something.

[Oakley] I will.

[Harry] I will.

[Oakley] Well, you go first.

[Harry] No, you go first.

Hey, guys, food's ready.

Enjoy.

(chair scrapes)

There you go.

Just needed to turn the middle screws to loosen the plate.

Thank you.

I don't know what I'd do without her.

She's a lovely piece.

I can see she's really special to you.

Did I get my receipt?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

I'll be one sec.

Harry, Harry, can you print me the receipt

for table eight, please?

(hands clap)

Oh, no, sorry, sorry.

What am I like?

AJ.

Here you go.

Cheers.

Thanks.

Good luck with the gig.

Thank you.

Hey, Nate, do you want me

to take this up to the rehearsal room?

That's not mine.

What's...

What?

Oh, AJ.

(lively acoustic guitar music)

Oh.

Sasha's gonna be back any minute.

Put your phone away.

He hasn't texted me back yet.

If Sasha catches you, she'll go spare.

Remember when she caught me watching a Wonderland vlog,

and she kicked over that helpless chair?

Done, happy now?

(door opens)

(door closes)

We need to talk about secrets.

(intense rock music)

You'll get it back.

What if I don't get it back before tonight?

I blame myself.

Good, you should.

Why can't you just use this one?

Do you not remember what happened

last time I played using a strange guitar?

Indeed, the previous incident

when you played without Lindsay

was a truly profound debacle.

You know, a catastrophic misadventure.

Are you feeling all right?

I don't know.

Since I gave Dan my phone,

my brain's become full of thinking.

Look, as soon as she realizes,

I'm sure she'll return it.

What if she doesn't realize until after the livestream?

I've just posted about it on the Wild Kudus's page, so.

Aw, it's just gonna get lost.

They've got nearly a million followers.

I'll call the venue.

Let me just get my phone.

(Oakley chuckles)

Nice try, mate.

We could head down together and explain in person.

I'll get Luke to help Dan promote the gig online.

Oh, I'll take you both.

As manager, it's the least I could do.

Technically, the least you could've done

is not lose Nate's guitar

the afternoon before the big livestream.

(dramatic guitar music)

The band always needs to come first.

We need to be open.

Look at the Wild Kudus.

So many secrets they nearly imploded.

Thankfully, I'm around to pick up the pieces.

So you're saying we all have to trust each other 100%?

You got it.

Now, I'm gonna supervise the sound check

for the Wild Kudus.

I want you guys working on some trust exercises.

Secrets could tear this band apart.

If I find that anybody is keeping anything from me,

well, that could jeopardize your place on the tour.

(folder snaps)

Have fun.

(door opens)

I vote we tell Sasha about Mya and Oakley.

You can't.

Yeah, you heard Sasha.

She'd throw Mya out of the band,

and probably kick another poor chair.

Maybe she deserves to be kicked out

for putting us in this position.

Look, Sasha just wants us to be open and honest.

No, she wants to control us.

How about you let me make my case,

and then we can vote.

Fair?

I guess you deserve that chance.

These actually look quite fun.

(Miri giggles)

They do.

(lively pop music)

[AJ] See?

Told you I'd find it.

I think the satnav found it.

There she is, Lindsay.

Okay, wait, I've got this.

You kids wait there.

This calls for some special skills.

Whew, whew.

Huss.

(AJ grunts)

Let's all go.

Like, now.

Okay, but I want you to know

that I so could've handled this on my own.

Too much talking, not enough action.

(AJ sighs)

Oh no.

What is she doing here?

She's their manager.

Nightmare.

AJ, you're gonna have to go in on your own,

sweet talk Sasha,

use those special skills.

Uh, well, I mean,

I've never actually tested them, so, you know.

Oh, I got really bad tummy pains.

(Nate and Chloe cough)

[Nate and Chloe] Wuss, wuss.

Okay, fine, I'll do it.

How bad can it be?

Whew.

You might wanna leave that guitar here.

You know, just in case you don't get her back.

(AJ clears throat)

Good morrow, sir.

How goes it?

Can I, um.

(AJ clears throat)

Hi.

Prepare yourself for the worst.

What are the chances of AJ getting past security?

[AJ] I swear, I really need to get in.

Oh, my tummy.

Let me get in, sorry, sorry, sorry.

100%.

Go AJ, what a manager.

Could I get the burger

with mayo instead of ketchup?

(lasers fire) (eerie orchestral music)

And extra pickles.

Ooh, also, some fizzy water that's cold,

but not too cold,

ooh, and not too fizzy.

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

You okay?

Harry?

Harry?

Harry.

What? What?

Phone.

Aw, order, sorry.

Back in a sec.

(Oakley speaks in French)

Why are you so happy?

It's truly curious, baffling,

(phone dings) and befuddling.

By not texting Mya the whole time,

I can actually hear my own thoughts.

Poor you.

My mind's blossoming.

I'm making connections, having ideas.

(phone whistles)

Are you sure you're all right for the livestream?

(phone dings)

Only you seem rather twitchy.

You missing your phone?

Already gone a few hours without blasting anything.

Can manage a few more.

Few hours?

Harry, it's only been 20 minutes.

(lively acoustic guitar music)

This isn't even about me, it's about all of us.

We're not the ones going out with somebody

from Sasha's least favorite band.

[Miri] Yeah, Mya.

You must all have stuff

you don't want Sasha to know.

This time, it's my secret.

Next time, it's Miri's, Lilly's,

or even yours, Lola.

We don't have to tell Sasha everything,

but we could at least tell each other.

It's not like she can fire all of us.

(Miri thuds)

Miri, Miri. Miri.

Miri, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Are you okay? Are you okay?

I need to get Lindsay back for the stream.

Look, if AJ can't find her,

we'll just have to use the other guitar.

I need her.

She belonged to my dad.

She was the only thing of his I still had.

Nate, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

It's stupid, but when I play her,

I feel close to him,

you know, like he's there with me.

It's not stupid.

I can't go anywhere without this.

It was my gran's.

I'm sorry.

I know it's just a guitar,

but I feel like it gives me the confidence I need to play,

like I'm playing for him,

almost like he can hear me,

and that's why I can't play without her.

Aw, come on, AJ.

(soft electronic music)

You're late, mate.

What?

Come on, centurion or Greek god?

Well, I've always thought myself as a bit of a Greek god.

Right, that one's yours.

Okay, take it down here.

No, no, I'm looking for some

Room on the lefthand side.

Come on, mate,

I haven't got time. No, no, I think you've got

[Director] Get on with it, they're waiting for you.

[AJ] Trying to tell you that...

Oh, okay.

(eerie electronic music) (door creaks)

(girl laughs)

(lasers fire)

(camera clicks)

(people laugh)

(phone dings)

(phone whistles)

(phone dings)

(mumbles) possibilities begin.

(phone whistles)

(phone dings)

[Luke] You want me to cut your hair?

(phone rings)

You want me to cut your hair?

(camera clicks)

(phone dings)

Luke, I need a favor.

You want me to cut your hair?

What? No.

What?

Sorry, forget that.

What do you need?

(lively pop rock music)

I played in a pantomime when I was seven.

I actually played a Roman general,

and Mrs. Borough said I was very good,

but I imagine it's very important

in this profession to...

Oh, hi, Malcolm, how's it going?

To work out, you know,

because you've gotta keep your body in shape, obviously.

I mean, I play table tennis, that's my...

Excuse me,

excuse me. Who was that?

I don't know.

Uh, lady with guitar, excuse me.

Lady.

Woman with guitar.

I need you.

(AJ pants)

Hello, how are you?

Sorry, how are you?

We met at the Palais.

You're the woman with Wild Kudus, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, I kicked your guitar.

Yes.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for Lindsay.

I don't know who that is.

Wait a minute.

I ask for Greek gods, and they send me this?

Listen, I'm sorry about your dad.

I had no idea.

But I'm sure I wouldn't want you to miss the gig either.

I know.

He's the reason I play.

He's the reason we need to make it.

Maybe I just need to let it go, but I can't.

Look, I'm sure AJ's got it all under control.

Yeah, I'm not supposed to be here.

I'm not actually a Greek god.

Mmhm.

Don't I know you?

Yes, I'm AJ.

I manage the Wonderland.

Of course you do, yes, I remember.

You manage the Wonderland.

He manages the Wonderland.

I manage the Wonderland.

(all chuckle)

What do you want?

Oh, well, that's a long story, so.

Shame.

Oh, no, no, I can make it a short one.

I accidentally gave Nate's guitar to this lady here,

and I need to give it back.

This one, are you sure?

Yeah, open it up.

(case clatters)

See?

He needs it back tonight.

He's got yours outside, so.

How desperate are you to get it back?

Very.

I mean, look at me.

Yeah, pretty desperate.

Please, I feel terrible.

It's all my fault.

All right, you, stage that way.

Really?

[Sasha] Yeah.

[AJ] Okay.

(lively pop rock music)

You, get that guitar.

Yeah.

What is he doing?

Oh, it's just another disaster.

We might as well call it quits on the Wonderland.

Right, now you're being hysterical.

Whatever he's doing in there isn't helping.

(Nate sighs)

Let's go.

Come on.

Maybe it's a sign.

(lively guitar music)

So, secrets?

Right.

Immediate left.

Now, slowly walk forward.

Who wants to share first?

Right again.

(phone dings)

Who even says we have secrets?

I do sort of have a secret.

(pole bangs)

Seriously, guys?

I'm slightly scared of flying.

How slightly?

Loads of slightly.

What if we have to fly somewhere for the tour?

I didn't tell Sasha

in case she booted me out of the band.

But seriously, how do planes even fly?

They're literally made of metal

and full of all them people.

Right, if we're doing this...

No, I shouldn't tell you.

Just spill it, Lilly.

(Lilly sighs)

I can't read music.

What?

I've got a really musical ear, though.

And sometimes, I feel like a fraud.

See?

This is healthy.

We've all got secrets.

Sasha can't kick us all out the band.

How about you, Lola?

I don't have any secrets.

(phone dings)

Live, laugh, and love.

But what is real if perception is reality?

Operation Sting in five.

Four, three, two, one.

Ah, somebody help,

there's a wasp down my back.

Stay still, it'll sting you.

Down my jacket, it's down my jacket,

it's down my jacket.

Oh, help, help.

Are you sure it's not a bee?

There are small anatomical differences

in the limb structure.

Huh?

Anatomiwhat?

Well, basically, they're like kittens with wings.

Huh.

It's gonna sting me,

it's down my shirt, (lively acoustic guitar music)

it's gonna sting me, don't beat, don't beat it.

(lights buzz)

I've had my eyes opened.

There's more to the universe

than just the virtual world, my friends.

(phone dings)

Hey, throw away that telephonic contraption.

You need to think inside the full dimensions,

like time and space.

Free your mind.

Oakley, have you seen Harry?

Maybe he's finally seen the error

of the technological life,

and ascended into a more spiritual plane of existence.

Okay.

I think he said he was going to the hospital.

What was it again?

To get his bones removed.

We should check the till.

Like he'd fit in there.

Oh, got you.

(soft guitar music)

And then, when I was six,

I threw my sister's doll in the pond,

and blamed my big sister.

And the worst secret of all is, is.

Go on.

I prefer rock to pop.

In fact, I don't even like some of our songs.

I prefer what the Wonderland are doing.

There, I said it.

All done?

Please, please don't tell Sasha any of this.

I love being in the band.

Lola, we're Girls Here First.

We keep each others' secrets safe.

(door opens)

What on earth is going on?

Lola was just feeling a little tired and emotional.

It was your trust exercises.

I think we can say we all feel

like we've really bonded.

They're my best friends. (soft pop rock music)

(lasers whir)

(door knocks)

Harry, you in there?

[Harry] No.

Oh, it's not him.

Harry, we know you're in there.

We can hear it.

[Harry] I was just looking for the...

I was just looking for the mop.

I spilled something.

I'll be right out.

(bucket bangs)

(Harry shouts)

(water splashes) Oh, my phone.

Are you all right?

No.

Aw, great, now I'll never defeat the Arachnaborg.

(door opens)

(Dan laughs)

So I must've found living without my phone

slightly harder than expected.

You know what this means, right?

I win.

Go Oakley.

So do you want yours, too?

On the contrary, Dan.

I've realized I'm better off without it.

Really?

Just kidding.

Gimme.

My friend, I've missed you.

(people chatter)

Mya, it is I, your sweet.

I spent a full day without a communication device,

and, yeah, we're doing a livestream,

and, did you know, I can do monkey voices now.

(Oakley imitates monkey)

Call me back.

(lively pop music)

The Wonderland.

Mya from Girls Here First.

Hi, Mya.

Are you allowed to be here?

It's my little secret.

Um, can I get an autograph?

Okay.

Um, actually, can I get it four times?

Sure.

So, one to me, my goldfish,

one to my nan, and one with two Ls in Elena.

Mate, don't worry, you'll be fine.

I just don't like using things that aren't mine,

especially a guitar.

Hm, I'm always borrowing Harry's stuff.

Really?

Yeah.

Had your pants on for, what, three days now?

And you're gross.

Three days?

[Oakley] I've rotated them, you know,

turned them inside out and stuff.

Come on. They smell fine.

(sighs) I can do this.

Going live in three, two.

I'm so sorry.

Cut, cut, cut.

I got here as soon as I could.

Lindsay.

Thank you.

(case clicks)

We only just realized.

Some weird guy turned up and told us.

Oh, yeah, that's AJ.

He's our manager.

Wow, he really is your manager.

Okay.

Where is he?

Um, uh.

(upbeat rock music)

(crowd cheers)

Welcome to the Palais' brand new live music channel

with us, the Wonderland.

One, two, three.

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't ♪

[Sasha] Mya, I knew it.

(lively pop rock music)

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't like it ♪

♪ She's working late and making eyes at the door ♪

♪ She's sick of everybody up on her floor ♪

♪ She wants the sun in her eyes ♪

♪ But all she gets is ignored ♪

♪ She used to put it out and get it all back ♪

♪ But now she's slipping trying to carry the act ♪

♪ She's sweating under the lights ♪

♪ Now she's beginning to crack ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't like it ♪

♪ And you don't have to care, so don't pretend ♪

♪ Nobody needs a best fake friend ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Don't hide it ♪

♪ No hesitation ♪

♪ Now, she gets up and walks ♪

♪ She thinks of all the pain and pride that it cost ♪

♪ She empties all the tip jars ♪

♪ And won't get back what she lost ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Don't hide it ♪

♪ If you don't bleed it ♪

♪ You don't need it anymore ♪

♪ If you don't need ♪

♪ Get up and leave it on the floor ♪

♪ No more believing ♪

♪ Like it's a voice you can't ignore ♪

♪ If you don't need it ♪

♪ You don't need it, no ♪

♪ No, you don't have to wear your best fake smile ♪

♪ Don't have to stand there and burn inside ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't like it ♪

♪ And you don't have to care, so don't pretend ♪

♪ Nobody needs a best fake friend ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't like it ♪

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