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(light acoustic guitar riff plays)

Hey guys:

What's the difference between a guitar

and a fish?

I don't know.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can eat a fish,

but you can't eat a guitar.

(strums comedic "rimshot")

How is that a joke?

That's literally just a fact.

It's like saying,

"What's the difference between a hat and a car?"

Oh, hang on I know this one.

One's the thing you drive around in

And the other you wear on your head!

(laughs) Classic.

(plays upbeat guitar melody)

(sharp percussive note rises)

(upbeat title theme begins)

(theme fades)

(electric synth theme plays)

(theme fades)

(exhales loudly) Okay.

We'll work on that some more

when I return from my trip.

Can't believe this is our first week off in like,

actually forever.

You're no use to me if you collapse from exhaustion.

Nice of her to put us first.

When I'm back, we're in full tour mode.

We're hitting the promo trail hard.

So make the most of it.

Oh.

And you're still girls here first,

so keep a low profile.

What's everyone up to this week?

Mercury's in retrograde so I'm staying in

making dream catchers.

I have 27,000 DMs to reply to.

I'm probably just going to hang out with Oakley.

You're really pushing it by Mya.

Sasha already suspects.

What's the worst that could happen?

Kick you out the band?

That could totally happen while

Mercury interacts with Earth's orbit.

(upbeat synth theme plays)

(theme fades)

Hey Chloe.

Hey Nate.

What's this?

Dan needs to raise money to pay back but Sasha Small.

I suggested an amateur boxing night.

Sounds a bit,

hurty.

Nah.

All the boxers wear padding.

Nobody gets hurt!

Sounds like you know a lot about it.

Been boxing on and off since I was eight.

Keeps me fit.

Good.

Glad it's not just because you like punching people.

Fancy signing up?

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Mom says I'm a natural pacifist.

Well, you'll have to help me train instead, then.

Wait, you signed up to this?

To have an actual fight?

Yeah.

Why?

You're not scared of me are you?

Pacifist.

Course I'm not scared. (exclaims fearfully)

See ya.

(acoustic guitar theme plays)

Mom doesn't think I'm old enough.

(theme fades) What is her problem?

I got my ears pierced when I was four.

Maybe she has a thing about

people making holes in themselves?

Wait, four?

Yeah, whatever.

You seriously gonna let her control your life like that?

She let's your brother do whatever he wants.

There's no point in me even asking.

It's fine.

I'll get them pierced when I'm 16.

Listen to yourself.

You need to go give your mom a piece of your mind.

What?

Stand up for yourself

and stop being pushed about.

But

(guitar theme resumes)

Come on!

(theme fades) So this is me

when I won my Under 8's title.

You look, uh,

nice.

It's awesome to actually have some free time.

What are we going to do?

We could go to that donkey sanctuary.

I love a good donk.

They're like

rubbish horses.

Either of you two fancy boxing on Friday?

I've only had one person sign up so far.

Sorry, Dan.

Got to protect the moneymaker.

Oh, it's just a bit of fun.

You'll have all the padding on.

Padding or no padding,

being punched isn't my idea of fun.

Well, if I don't get at least one more person to sign up,

then I have to refund all the tickets.

Then The Palais will be back to square one.

I'll do it.

Have you ever boxed before?

It's just punching stuff.

Cool.

Chloe, you're going to be fighting Mya.

Bring it on.

Bring it on, indeed.

Chloe, are you sure about this?

More than ever.

Girls Here First versus The Wonderland.

Fight of the century.

Oh.

I've got some spare gloves and pads

if you need them.

It's the least I can do,

seeing as I'm going to demolish you.

Uh, I spend 20 hours a week dance training.

I think you'll find I'm going to demolish you, Chloe.

Mya,

Mya,

Mya.

You're going down,

in the honor of The Wonderland.

No, you are, in honor of Girls Here First.

No, you are.

No, you are.

No,

you are.

This is amazing.

Drinks, anyone?

(laughs awkwardly) Done.

Four lemonades, please?

(sighs heavily)

(energetic guitar tune plays)

I can't believe it.

I mean,

who does she think she is?

Did you hear her?

You need a nickname. [Mya] I mean, seriously.

What is her problem? Like,

Mya the Masher. "I'm gonna demolish you"

Mya the Monster?

I'm going to make her regret

ever getting in the ring with me.

I've got it:

"ARMYAGEDDON" (paint splatters)

Oakley, this top was new!

Soz.

Okay.

I found a training program that will get you ready.

But I'm already fit.

If you don't know what you're doing,

one of you two could get hurt.

All right. What do I need to know?

First thing is a sparring match.

You win on points?

Oh, like a video game?

Can you train Mya how to shoot fireballs

from her hands?

No.

And technically we should be helping Chloe

as she's part of The Wonderland.

It's all a bit weird. But

Drink this.

What is it?

Whey.

No way!

Yes.

"Whey."

It's a protein shake.

It's got extra vitamins in it.

What even is whey?

It's basically the liquid left,

after milk goes off.

(protein shake splatters in slow motion)

Sorry.

(tense contemplative guitar theme begins)

(whispers indistinctly) (theme lowers)

Do you want to get your ears pierced or not?

Yeah, of course. But

Ask, then!

Ask me what?

Um,

you're gonna say no anyway.

She's had enough of you saying

that she can't do things

and treating her like a little kid

and being a total bossy mouth 100% of the time.

Not my words.

Molly's.

Oh, and FYI

more than half the kids in our classes

have got their ears pierced.

Okay.

But you let Nate be in a band and stuff

so why can't Molly

I said, "Okay," Elena.

What do you mean, "Okay"?

I mean, "Okay."

You can get your ears pierced.

I'll take you Friday.

Don't understand.

I got mine pierced about your age.

It's no big deal.

I need to lie down.

Yes!

And FYI Elena:

If you have ever speak to me like that again,

you'll never be welcome in this house.

Clear?

(upbeat guitar theme begins) Sorry,

Nate's mom.

(theme fades)

It's a chance to score a point against Girls Here First.

Knock them down a peg or two.

Mya's our friend, though.

Yeah,

but Sasha's their manager and she hates us.

But, but(breathing heavily)

It'll be fine, Nate.

Trust me.

Are you okay?

Yeah, sorry.

Just need a breather.

Go easy on her, yeah?

Okay.

Let's practice sparring.

Okay. Hold your hands up.

Keep them flat.

(distant bell dings occasionally)

Why do you two get to be on bikes?

Cause if you were on a bike it'd be a ride

and not a run.

It's my week off.

I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.

Nah.

A bad idea is fishing for sharks

in the dark

without a helmet.

That's a bad idea.

Check it out.

Oh, she's pretty good.

Still didn't stand a chance against me.

Okay.

(heavy blows land dramatically in slow motion)

She's really good.

She's terrifying.

(fists strike in the distance)

Go on, Chloe.

Sorry.

(rapid heavy blows land dramatically in slow motion)

Ow. Chloe!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I just got carried away.

I've got to win this.

Why does it matter if you win or not?

Why?

Because it's about time Girls Here First

felt what it's like to lose.

They've got all our wins and I'm sick of

Where are you going?

I just don't think this is the right thing to do.

And I don't want to be part of it.

Right.

Well

I can't fight her.

You can't pull out.

Then we'd have to cancel the fight.

Plus it took me ages to come up with "ARMYAGEDDON."

Well, one of you could fight her instead.

(both chuckle nervously)

Nah.

(reflective guitar theme plays)

[Mya] Thanks for coming guys.

I appreciate it (theme fades)

We shouldn't be here.

Sasha told us to keep a low profile.

What if we get papped?

Why do you think I told you to come in disguise?

Yeah, cause that worked out so well.

I thought it was some fancy dress thing.

See, this is what happens during Mercury retrograde.

No one's recognized you, have they?

Hey, Girls Here First.

What can I get you? (exclaims)

Who are Girls Here First?

I'm Bimbles the Clown! (snickers)

(laughs in concern)

We're fine, Dan.

Just tell us what the emergency is.

Basically,

there's this fundraising boxing thing coming up and

And?

Don't tell me you want us to box? Seriously?

It's not even a proper fight.

It's just against Chloe.

That's four against one.

So not fair.

Remember what Sasha said:

We're supposed to keep low profile?

Yeah, but hang on.

Imagine if one of us did be the one to lance vlogger.

Sasha would love it.

She actually would.

So does that mean you'll you it?

No.

But we'll all be there to cheer you along.

Yay!

Incognito, of course.

Whatever that is.

What if I don't even win?

Then we know nothing

and best of luck explaining your bruises to Sasha.

Team Mya. Yay.

(playing emotional guitar riff)

Hey, Nate.

So, uh,

we sort of saw you in the park with Chloe.

Oh.

Yeah.

That.

No biggie.

What does it matter if there's this

whole other aggressive side to her

that I had no idea about and it totally freaks me out.

Nothing wrong with being a coward, mate.

Who said I'm a coward?

It's cool.

I hid in her wardrobe for an hour last week.

What were you hiding for?

Nothing.

Okay?

What do I do?

I don't want Chloe thinking I'm a coward.

Maybe you need to reveal

your tough side.

Show her what a big strong man you are.

(gloomy guitar tune plays) Right,

lets see those muscles.

Maybe don't show her the muscles.

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪

♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪

♪ I wanna be your left hand man ♪

What's up?

I think I scared Nate.

Yeah, we sorta saw.

Probably sees me as some

violent monster.

What if he's too scared to speak to me ever again?

Of course he talk to you again.

Maybe I should pull out.

You can't.

Dan would have to refund all the tickets.

Well, what do I do?

You just

need to remind Nate

that you've also got a sensitive side.

You do have a sensitive side?

Yeah.

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide. ♪

So, basically what they do

is they take your ear

and they drill a massive hole into it.

(suspenseful note rises) And then assuming that

it doesn't bleed too much, (music crescendos)

or swell up, (music crescendos)

or loads of pus comes out, (music crescendos)

they just stick an earring in it.

It's really simple. (music crescendos faster)

Massive hole in it (words echo)

Bleed, Loads of pus comes out(words echo)

They just stick

an earring in it. (theme ends abruptly)

Molly (shrieks)

Don't do that.

Why are you so jumpy?

This all looks terrifying.

It's just a little sting.

Usually.

It's nothing to be scared of.

Much.

A sting?

Yeah.

Like a wasp, or a bee.

Or a giant jellyfish. (laughs)

And that's supposed to be reassuring?

Why are you so supportive of this?

It's weirding me out.

Getting your ears pierced is a big mumdaughter moment.

It's a,

a rite of passage.

Like:

falling off a bike,

losing a tooth,

or having your first operation.

Trust me.

We'll remember it forever.

(upbeat guitar theme plays)

(neon sign buzzes)

(theme continues)

You all right, Chloe?

Hi, yeah. (theme fades)

I'm just looking at puppies online.

Thinking about adopting one.

They're so cute.

Yeah. I'm just carrying this really heavy box.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Yeah.

Dan gets me to carry these really heavy boxes for him.

Oh, look at his little eyes.

So scrumptious.

Thinking about taking up Taekwondo.

Taekwondo?

Yeah, why not?

Not everyone

Is like the Incredible Hulk?

I'm not I just don't think life

has to be one big fight.

Yeah, but we deserve at least one victory.

I'm doing this for us.

Girls Here First are friends.

If you want to blame anyone for where The Wonderland are,

blame Sasha.

Yeah.

Too bad I can't get in the ring with her.

Would love to teach her a lesson or two.

Take her apart, piece by piece.

Uppercut,

jab,

knock out.

I think I'm going to go.

Oh, Nate!

Don't forget your box.

(gloomy guitar riff plays)

(door bell rings)

Hey, Mya.

Thanks for doing this, Harry.

It means a lot.

So,

you ready to start training, champ?

It's not like anyone's going to let me back out.

You'll be fine.

Will I?

I'm terrified, Harry.

How can you be scared of anything?

You perform in front of thousands of people.

This is different.

When I sing, it's like I'm someone else.

Right.

So that's what you needs to do.

Pretend to be someone else,

Someone the exact opposite of who you are.

Okay. Yeah.

Who would that be?

I don't know.

We'll find out.

But she drinks moldy milk,

without spitting it out.

(inspirational rock theme begins)

(theme ends)

Right?

So we going to win this thing or what?

You've changed your tune.

Look, I get it.

We're different.

You don't need to look up puppies,

pretending to be something that you're not.

They were pretty cute though.

Chloe, if you didn't fight our battles,

then The Wonderland would have called it quits

a long time ago.

No, they wouldn't.

You'd never let that happen.

We're more alike than you think, yo know?

Yeah.

We just fight in different ways.

Do you still want me in your corner?

Always.

Chloe the Clown,

I'm gonna put you down.

I'm so mad, I was born with a frown.

Oh, I'm bad.

I'm badder than bad.

I'm so bad,

I made my momma sad.

(intense music begins) What have you,

done to her?

I seem to have

created a monster.

(roars)

(theme continues) (electrical buzzing)

(theme slows to a stop)

What's the matter?

I'm not going in there.

I'm only doing this because you two

have bullied me into it.

(laughs) Uh, no we haven't.

I thought this was something you wanted.

Yeah, but you were too scared to ask?

Yeah, in case you said yes.

So,

what happens now?

What about a tattoo?

(theme resumes)

This is exciting, isn't it?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Go boxing!

(loud whoop)

I can't believe Mya's doing this.

If she loses,

we deny everything to Sasha.

We were never here.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Boys and girls!

Welcome to the very first

Palais fundraising

sparring event. (cowbells chimes loudly)

(crowd cheers fervently)

In the red corner,

we have the one and only,

Chloe.

(crowd cheers)

In the blue corner,

"ARMYAGEDDON"

(crowd cheers and boos)

Hey,

I want a good, clean fight. (intense theme begins)

Yeah?

(cowbell rings)

It's just fun.

Remember, Mya?

Fun?

(gloves strike together intensely in slow motion)

Ha!

(crowd clamors excitedly)

I've got a bad feeling about this.

So have I.

(blow whooshes)

(crowd shouts encouraging remarks)

I can't look.

Go on, Mya.

Take her down.

(crowd continues) (intense theme continues)

(theme lowers) Do you want some?

I don't think I do, no.

Well, I'll give it to you if you do.

Just hit her!

AJ?

Sorry, love. Got a bit,

carried away there.

I'll take you down.

No, I'm not sure about this.

Honestly I'm fast

you can't see me.

Okay.

(dissonant crowds begins chanting "boxing" in unison)

You think I'm gonna hit ya?

Yeah, kind of.

(crowd continue to chant)

(blows whoosh in slow motion)

I've been training for ages.

You've got no chance.

What?

Are you scared?

Yeah, a little bit.

(barks like a dog)

Mya, seriously.

(blows whoosh)

(clucks like a chicken)

(laughs triumphantly)

(crowd returns to normal loud clamor)

Go on!

(crowd yells encouraging remarks)

(light emotional tune plays)

(tune ends)

You know what?

You win. (crowd chatter dies down)

I forfeit.

(crowd groans in disapproval) What?

Is this what they meant to do?

This is not a fight that I need.

Seriously?

I win?

Boring.

Typical Wonderland,

loses again.

With that attitude,

no wonder you lost the spotlight.

We came second, actually.

Whatever.

This time next year, we'll be number one.

If your manager doesn't

ruin our chances.

That's it. Make excuses for why you're such failures.

At least we have a proper manager and not some stupid dad.

Hey!

Leave our stupid dad out of this.

(crowd continues to clamors in disapproval)

What's going on?

Help me get my gloves off.

We need to stop this.

We work hard.

Rehearsals, recording songs, video shoots.

Look at the pop stars moaning about their perfect life.

You don't know what it's like to be a real band.

We are a real bad.

Yeah.

The "Wonderlosers."

Hey guys, that's enough.

Yeah, guys stop it please.

(band members squabble)

AJ, do something.

I don't want to get in the middle of that.

Well you don't even play instruments.

That doesn't matter.

But that

Can't hear you down there. That doesn't matter at all.

I don't know what you're trying to say.

Oh my God. Sorry, "Uh."

That doesn't even matter.

(rings bell loudly) Hey!

We're mates, stop it!

(emotional theme begins) (everyone quiets down)

We went through something on the spotlight

that no one else gets.

Come on.

We're on the same side.

Sorry.

Sorry, everyone.

(theme continues)

(Velcro separates)

(glove thuds loudly in slow motion)

(heart beats)

(body crashes loudly to the floor)

Nate? (words echo)

Can you hear us? (words echo)

Nate? (words echo)

Are you okay? (words echo)

Hello? Is he alright? (words echo)

Nate? (words echo)

I dunno. (words echo)

Dunno. (echo)

(winces) (light rock Muzak plays)

[Harry] Drinks?

[Mya] You just threw it

in the air.

Drinks, everyone.

Thanks.

[Nate] I don't remember.

Oh, that's sick.

Guys?

Anyone want to sign up to my charity jellyfish kiss?

(all shout "No" in unison)

Okay.

(cover of "Riptide" begins)

♪ I was scared of dentists and the dark ♪

♪ I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations ♪

♪ Oh, all of my friends are turning green ♪

♪ You're the magician's assistant in their dream ♪

♪ AhOohOohOoh ♪

♪ AhAhhAhh ♪

♪ And they come unstuck ♪

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪

♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪

♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪

♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪

♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪

♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪

♪ There's this movie that I think you'll like ♪

♪ This guy decides to quit his job ♪

♪ and heads to New York City ♪

♪ This cowboy's running from himself ♪

♪ And she's been living on the highest shelf ♪

♪ AhOohOohOoh ♪

♪ AhAhhAh and they come unstuck ♪

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪

♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪

♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪

♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪

♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪

♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪

♪ I just wanna, I just wanna know ♪

♪ If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay ♪

♪ I just gotta, I just gotta know ♪

♪ I can't have it, I can't have it any other way ♪

♪ I swear she's destined for the silver screen ♪

♪ Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen ♪

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪

♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪

♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪

♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪

♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪

♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪

♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪

♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪

♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪

♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪

♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪

♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪

(instrumentation fades)

(upbeat title theme plays)

(theme fades)

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