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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:10,009 (light acoustic guitar riff plays) 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,090 Hey guys: 3 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,474 What's the difference between a guitar 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,141 and a fish? 5 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,639 I don't know. 6 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,771 What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? 7 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,098 You can eat a fish, 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,772 but you can't eat a guitar. 9 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:25,531 (strums comedic "rimshot") 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,896 How is that a joke? 11 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,152 That's literally just a fact. 12 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,203 It's like saying, 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,446 "What's the difference between a hat and a car?" 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,658 Oh, hang on I know this one. 15 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,290 One's the thing you drive around in 16 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,206 And the other you wear on your head! 17 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:42,075 (laughs) Classic. 18 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,844 (plays upbeat guitar melody) 19 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,706 (sharp percussive note rises) 20 00:00:46,713 --> 00:01:08,783 (upbeat title theme begins) 21 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:12,027 (theme fades) 22 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:18,950 (electric synth theme plays) 23 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,624 (theme fades) 24 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,542 (exhales loudly) Okay. 25 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,672 We'll work on that some more 26 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,338 when I return from my trip. 27 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,417 Can't believe this is our first week off in like, 28 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,803 actually forever. 29 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,720 You're no use to me if you collapse from exhaustion. 30 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,220 Nice of her to put us first. 31 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,811 When I'm back, we're in full tour mode. 32 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,927 We're hitting the promo trail hard. 33 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:46,024 So make the most of it. 34 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,363 Oh. 35 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,187 And you're still girls here first, 36 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,783 so keep a low profile. 37 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,120 What's everyone up to this week? 38 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,905 Mercury's in retrograde so I'm staying in 39 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,238 making dream catchers. 40 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,833 I have 27,000 DMs to reply to. 41 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,920 I'm probably just going to hang out with Oakley. 42 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,165 You're really pushing it by Mya. 43 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,877 Sasha already suspects. 44 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:07,837 What's the worst that could happen? 45 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,336 Kick you out the band? 46 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,458 That could totally happen while 47 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,264 Mercury interacts with Earth's orbit. 48 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:24,768 (upbeat synth theme plays) 49 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,190 (theme fades) 50 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,229 Hey Chloe. 51 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,651 Hey Nate. 52 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,150 What's this? 53 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,571 Dan needs to raise money to pay back but Sasha Small. 54 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,160 I suggested an amateur boxing night. 55 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,116 Sounds a bit, 56 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:37,945 hurty. 57 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:38,989 Nah. 58 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,872 All the boxers wear padding. 59 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,119 Nobody gets hurt! 60 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,251 Sounds like you know a lot about it. 61 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,128 Been boxing on and off since I was eight. 62 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,125 Keeps me fit. 63 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,666 Good. 64 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,260 Glad it's not just because you like punching people. 65 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,585 Fancy signing up? 66 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,841 I'm a lover not a fighter. 67 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,303 Mom says I'm a natural pacifist. 68 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,024 Well, you'll have to help me train instead, then. 69 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,935 Wait, you signed up to this? 70 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,975 To have an actual fight? 71 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,018 Yeah. 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,901 Why? 73 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,778 You're not scared of me are you? 74 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,735 Pacifist. 75 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,986 Course I'm not scared. (exclaims fearfully) 76 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,780 See ya. 77 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:26,334 (acoustic guitar theme plays) 78 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,461 Mom doesn't think I'm old enough. 79 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,458 (theme fades) What is her problem? 80 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,799 I got my ears pierced when I was four. 81 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:32,625 Maybe she has a thing about 82 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,669 people making holes in themselves? 83 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:35,803 Wait, four? 84 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,259 Yeah, whatever. 85 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,799 You seriously gonna let her control your life like that? 86 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,813 She let's your brother do whatever he wants. 87 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,805 There's no point in me even asking. 88 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,927 It's fine. 89 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,393 I'll get them pierced when I'm 16. 90 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,983 Listen to yourself. 91 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,728 You need to go give your mom a piece of your mind. 92 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,520 What? 93 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,273 Stand up for yourself 94 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,824 and stop being pushed about. 95 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:54,607 But 96 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,399 (guitar theme resumes) 97 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:59,952 Come on! 98 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,818 (theme fades) So this is me 99 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,494 when I won my Under 8's title. 100 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,912 You look, uh, 101 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,330 nice. 102 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,498 It's awesome to actually have some free time. 103 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,247 What are we going to do? 104 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,959 We could go to that donkey sanctuary. 105 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,089 I love a good donk. 106 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:12,875 They're like 107 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,588 rubbish horses. 108 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,128 Either of you two fancy boxing on Friday? 109 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,052 I've only had one person sign up so far. 110 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,050 Sorry, Dan. 111 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,971 Got to protect the moneymaker. 112 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,760 Oh, it's just a bit of fun. 113 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,513 You'll have all the padding on. 114 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,354 Padding or no padding, 115 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,808 being punched isn't my idea of fun. 116 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,309 Well, if I don't get at least one more person to sign up, 117 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,402 then I have to refund all the tickets. 118 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,607 Then The Palais will be back to square one. 119 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,688 I'll do it. 120 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,322 Have you ever boxed before? 121 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,949 It's just punching stuff. 122 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,155 Cool. 123 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,865 Chloe, you're going to be fighting Mya. 124 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,405 Bring it on. 125 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,368 Bring it on, indeed. 126 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,288 Chloe, are you sure about this? 127 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,327 More than ever. 128 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,250 Girls Here First versus The Wonderland. 129 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,288 Fight of the century. 130 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,382 Oh. 131 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,036 I've got some spare gloves and pads 132 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,094 if you need them. 133 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:55,956 It's the least I can do, 134 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,632 seeing as I'm going to demolish you. 135 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,631 Uh, I spend 20 hours a week dance training. 136 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,144 I think you'll find I'm going to demolish you, Chloe. 137 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:03,926 Mya, 138 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,719 Mya, 139 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,471 Mya. 140 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,723 You're going down, 141 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,434 in the honor of The Wonderland. 142 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,984 No, you are, in honor of Girls Here First. 143 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,057 No, you are. 144 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,362 No, you are. 145 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,145 No, 146 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:14,937 you are. 147 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,730 This is amazing. 148 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,982 Drinks, anyone? 149 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,034 (laughs awkwardly) Done. 150 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,107 Four lemonades, please? 151 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,452 (sighs heavily) 152 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:26,407 (energetic guitar tune plays) 153 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,199 I can't believe it. 154 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,292 I mean, 155 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,206 who does she think she is? 156 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,955 Did you hear her? 157 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,377 You need a nickname. [Mya] I mean, seriously. 158 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,325 What is her problem? Like, 159 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,044 Mya the Masher. "I'm gonna demolish you" 160 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,504 Mya the Monster? 161 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,344 I'm going to make her regret 162 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,508 ever getting in the ring with me. 163 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,297 I've got it: 164 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,049 "ARMYAGEDDON" (paint splatters) 165 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,431 Oakley, this top was new! 166 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,508 Soz. 167 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,933 Okay. 168 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,721 I found a training program that will get you ready. 169 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,984 But I'm already fit. 170 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,016 If you don't know what you're doing, 171 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,348 one of you two could get hurt. 172 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,653 All right. What do I need to know? 173 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,816 First thing is a sparring match. 174 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,776 You win on points? 175 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,816 Oh, like a video game? 176 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,699 Can you train Mya how to shoot fireballs 177 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,106 from her hands? 178 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,324 No. 179 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,083 And technically we should be helping Chloe 180 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,995 as she's part of The Wonderland. 181 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,495 It's all a bit weird. But 182 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,116 Drink this. 183 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,173 What is it? 184 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:14,955 Whey. 185 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:15,958 No way! 186 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:16,919 Yes. 187 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,248 "Whey." 188 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,553 It's a protein shake. 189 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,626 It's got extra vitamins in it. 190 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,051 What even is whey? 191 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,139 It's basically the liquid left, 192 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,175 after milk goes off. 193 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:35,229 (protein shake splatters in slow motion) 194 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,938 Sorry. 195 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,400 (tense contemplative guitar theme begins) 196 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,781 (whispers indistinctly) (theme lowers) 197 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,409 Do you want to get your ears pierced or not? 198 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,736 Yeah, of course. But 199 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,951 Ask, then! 200 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,290 Ask me what? 201 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,995 Um, 202 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,865 you're gonna say no anyway. 203 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,082 She's had enough of you saying 204 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,251 that she can't do things 205 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,709 and treating her like a little kid 206 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:03,469 and being a total bossy mouth 100% of the time. 207 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,215 Not my words. 208 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,295 Molly's. 209 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,840 Oh, and FYI 210 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,593 more than half the kids in our classes 211 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,684 have got their ears pierced. 212 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,388 Okay. 213 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,929 But you let Nate be in a band and stuff 214 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:13,852 so why can't Molly 215 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,600 I said, "Okay," Elena. 216 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,903 What do you mean, "Okay"? 217 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,767 I mean, "Okay." 218 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,784 You can get your ears pierced. 219 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,396 I'll take you Friday. 220 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,822 Don't understand. 221 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,610 I got mine pierced about your age. 222 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,954 It's no big deal. 223 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,079 I need to lie down. 224 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,237 Yes! 225 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,294 And FYI Elena: 226 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,919 If you have ever speak to me like that again, 227 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,086 you'll never be welcome in this house. 228 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,795 Clear? 229 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,835 (upbeat guitar theme begins) Sorry, 230 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:49,008 Nate's mom. 231 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,300 (theme fades) 232 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,013 It's a chance to score a point against Girls Here First. 233 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,893 Knock them down a peg or two. 234 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,060 Mya's our friend, though. 235 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,098 Yeah, 236 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,771 but Sasha's their manager and she hates us. 237 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,439 But, but(breathing heavily) 238 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,187 It'll be fine, Nate. 239 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,858 Trust me. 240 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,647 Are you okay? 241 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,480 Yeah, sorry. 242 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,654 Just need a breather. 243 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,363 Go easy on her, yeah? 244 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,863 Okay. 245 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,374 Let's practice sparring. 246 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,578 Okay. Hold your hands up. 247 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,497 Keep them flat. 248 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:24,586 (distant bell dings occasionally) 249 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,797 Why do you two get to be on bikes? 250 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,258 Cause if you were on a bike it'd be a ride 251 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,838 and not a run. 252 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,593 It's my week off. 253 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,304 I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. 254 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,314 Nah. 255 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,055 A bad idea is fishing for sharks 256 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,267 in the dark 257 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,387 without a helmet. 258 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,274 That's a bad idea. 259 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:46,691 Check it out. 260 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,783 Oh, she's pretty good. 261 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,108 Still didn't stand a chance against me. 262 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,534 Okay. 263 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,162 (heavy blows land dramatically in slow motion) 264 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,541 She's really good. 265 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,537 She's terrifying. 266 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,329 (fists strike in the distance) 267 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,671 Go on, Chloe. 268 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,798 Sorry. 269 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,965 (rapid heavy blows land dramatically in slow motion) 270 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,175 Ow. Chloe! 271 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,175 Oh, I'm so sorry. 272 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,967 I just got carried away. 273 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,391 I've got to win this. 274 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,310 Why does it matter if you win or not? 275 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,519 Why? 276 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,058 Because it's about time Girls Here First 277 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,442 felt what it's like to lose. 278 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,188 They've got all our wins and I'm sick of 279 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,440 Where are you going? 280 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,493 I just don't think this is the right thing to do. 281 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:34,067 And I don't want to be part of it. 282 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,164 Right. 283 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,908 Well 284 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,200 I can't fight her. 285 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,953 You can't pull out. 286 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,214 Then we'd have to cancel the fight. 287 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,326 Plus it took me ages to come up with "ARMYAGEDDON." 288 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,924 Well, one of you could fight her instead. 289 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,840 (both chuckle nervously) 290 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:52,087 Nah. 291 00:09:52,092 --> 00:10:17,372 (reflective guitar theme plays) 292 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,447 [Mya] Thanks for coming guys. 293 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,241 I appreciate it (theme fades) 294 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,954 We shouldn't be here. 295 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,124 Sasha told us to keep a low profile. 296 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,542 What if we get papped? 297 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,500 Why do you think I told you to come in disguise? 298 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,590 Yeah, cause that worked out so well. 299 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,626 I thought it was some fancy dress thing. 300 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,220 See, this is what happens during Mercury retrograde. 301 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,087 No one's recognized you, have they? 302 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,224 Hey, Girls Here First. 303 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:41,391 What can I get you? (exclaims) 304 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,641 Who are Girls Here First? 305 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,443 I'm Bimbles the Clown! (snickers) 306 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,306 (laughs in concern) 307 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,902 We're fine, Dan. 308 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,939 Just tell us what the emergency is. 309 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,403 Basically, 310 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,913 there's this fundraising boxing thing coming up and 311 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,325 And? 312 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,445 Don't tell me you want us to box? Seriously? 313 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,752 It's not even a proper fight. 314 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,955 It's just against Chloe. 315 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,455 That's four against one. 316 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,746 So not fair. 317 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,169 Remember what Sasha said: 318 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,458 We're supposed to keep low profile? 319 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,590 Yeah, but hang on. 320 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,668 Imagine if one of us did be the one to lance vlogger. 321 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,513 Sasha would love it. 322 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,508 She actually would. 323 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,049 So does that mean you'll you it? 324 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,813 No. 325 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,715 But we'll all be there to cheer you along. 326 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,814 Yay! 327 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,728 Incognito, of course. 328 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,647 Whatever that is. 329 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,935 What if I don't even win? 330 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,438 Then we know nothing 331 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,320 and best of luck explaining your bruises to Sasha. 332 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:39,908 Team Mya. Yay. 333 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:48,418 (playing emotional guitar riff) 334 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,746 Hey, Nate. 335 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,423 So, uh, 336 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:58,261 we sort of saw you in the park with Chloe. 337 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,259 Oh. 338 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,220 Yeah. 339 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,430 That. 340 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,509 No biggie. 341 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,604 What does it matter if there's this 342 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,099 whole other aggressive side to her 343 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,310 that I had no idea about and it totally freaks me out. 344 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,902 Nothing wrong with being a coward, mate. 345 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,317 Who said I'm a coward? 346 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,395 It's cool. 347 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,439 I hid in her wardrobe for an hour last week. 348 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,653 What were you hiding for? 349 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,284 Nothing. 350 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,411 Okay? 351 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,198 What do I do? 352 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,582 I don't want Chloe thinking I'm a coward. 353 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,669 Maybe you need to reveal 354 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,165 your tough side. 355 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,956 Show her what a big strong man you are. 356 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,751 (gloomy guitar tune plays) Right, 357 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,763 lets see those muscles. 358 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:41,797 Maybe don't show her the muscles. 359 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,813 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪ 360 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,476 ♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪ 361 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,395 ♪ I wanna be your left hand man ♪ 362 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,227 What's up? 363 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,403 I think I scared Nate. 364 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,902 Yeah, we sorta saw. 365 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,703 Probably sees me as some 366 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,027 violent monster. 367 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,952 What if he's too scared to speak to me ever again? 368 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,451 Of course he talk to you again. 369 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,542 Maybe I should pull out. 370 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,747 You can't. 371 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,536 Dan would have to refund all the tickets. 372 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,620 Well, what do I do? 373 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,674 You just 374 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,537 need to remind Nate 375 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,423 that you've also got a sensitive side. 376 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,761 You do have a sensitive side? 377 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:25,096 Yeah. 378 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:28,216 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide. ♪ 379 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,564 So, basically what they do 380 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,890 is they take your ear 381 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,234 and they drill a massive hole into it. 382 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,270 (suspenseful note rises) And then assuming that 383 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,193 it doesn't bleed too much, (music crescendos) 384 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,361 or swell up, (music crescendos) 385 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,860 or loads of pus comes out, (music crescendos) 386 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,242 they just stick an earring in it. 387 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,279 It's really simple. (music crescendos faster) 388 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,742 Massive hole in it (words echo) 389 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,242 Bleed, Loads of pus comes out(words echo) 390 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,203 They just stick 391 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,002 an earring in it. (theme ends abruptly) 392 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,615 Molly (shrieks) 393 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,041 Don't do that. 394 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,750 Why are you so jumpy? 395 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,920 This all looks terrifying. 396 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,839 It's just a little sting. 397 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,048 Usually. 398 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,008 It's nothing to be scared of. 399 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,048 Much. 400 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:03,841 A sting? 401 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,643 Yeah. 402 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,255 Like a wasp, or a bee. 403 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,102 Or a giant jellyfish. (laughs) 404 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,387 And that's supposed to be reassuring? 405 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,811 Why are you so supportive of this? 406 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,309 It's weirding me out. 407 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,361 Getting your ears pierced is a big mumdaughter moment. 408 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,395 It's a, 409 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,228 a rite of passage. 410 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,362 Like: 411 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,688 falling off a bike, 412 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,243 losing a tooth, 413 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,276 or having your first operation. 414 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,450 Trust me. 415 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,738 We'll remember it forever. 416 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,082 (upbeat guitar theme plays) 417 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,708 (neon sign buzzes) 418 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:53,725 (theme continues) 419 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,226 You all right, Chloe? 420 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,648 Hi, yeah. (theme fades) 421 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,356 I'm just looking at puppies online. 422 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,646 Thinking about adopting one. 423 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,689 They're so cute. 424 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,152 Yeah. I'm just carrying this really heavy box. 425 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,153 Everyone needs a hobby. 426 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,664 Yeah. 427 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,196 Dan gets me to carry these really heavy boxes for him. 428 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,950 Oh, look at his little eyes. 429 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,752 So scrumptious. 430 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,115 Thinking about taking up Taekwondo. 431 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,253 Taekwondo? 432 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,959 Yeah, why not? 433 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:18,749 Not everyone 434 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,591 Is like the Incredible Hulk? 435 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,495 I'm not I just don't think life 436 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,843 has to be one big fight. 437 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,258 Yeah, but we deserve at least one victory. 438 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,506 I'm doing this for us. 439 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,178 Girls Here First are friends. 440 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,136 If you want to blame anyone for where The Wonderland are, 441 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,258 blame Sasha. 442 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,524 Yeah. 443 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,475 Too bad I can't get in the ring with her. 444 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,635 Would love to teach her a lesson or two. 445 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,903 Take her apart, piece by piece. 446 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,855 Uppercut, 447 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:39,935 jab, 448 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,399 knock out. 449 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,650 I think I'm going to go. 450 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,742 Oh, Nate! 451 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:50,316 Don't forget your box. 452 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:55,714 (gloomy guitar riff plays) 453 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,165 (door bell rings) 454 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,165 Hey, Mya. 455 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,327 Thanks for doing this, Harry. 456 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,594 It means a lot. 457 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,416 So, 458 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,090 you ready to start training, champ? 459 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,168 It's not like anyone's going to let me back out. 460 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,554 You'll be fine. 461 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,720 Will I? 462 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,218 I'm terrified, Harry. 463 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,309 How can you be scared of anything? 464 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,095 You perform in front of thousands of people. 465 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,388 This is different. 466 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,351 When I sing, it's like I'm someone else. 467 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,272 Right. 468 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,730 So that's what you needs to do. 469 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,110 Pretend to be someone else, 470 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,606 Someone the exact opposite of who you are. 471 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,939 Okay. Yeah. 472 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,994 Who would that be? 473 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,817 I don't know. 474 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,571 We'll find out. 475 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,953 But she drinks moldy milk, 476 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,251 without spitting it out. 477 00:16:37,246 --> 00:17:04,606 (inspirational rock theme begins) 478 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,607 (theme ends) 479 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,528 Right? 480 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,815 So we going to win this thing or what? 481 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,030 You've changed your tune. 482 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,371 Look, I get it. 483 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,616 We're different. 484 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,657 You don't need to look up puppies, 485 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,291 pretending to be something that you're not. 486 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,787 They were pretty cute though. 487 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,750 Chloe, if you didn't fight our battles, 488 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,130 then The Wonderland would have called it quits 489 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,126 a long time ago. 490 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,297 No, they wouldn't. 491 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,585 You'd never let that happen. 492 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,679 We're more alike than you think, yo know? 493 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,926 Yeah. 494 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:37,348 We just fight in different ways. 495 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,888 Do you still want me in your corner? 496 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,562 Always. 497 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,823 Chloe the Clown, 498 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,225 I'm gonna put you down. 499 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,824 I'm so mad, I was born with a frown. 500 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,910 Oh, I'm bad. 501 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,315 I'm badder than bad. 502 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,833 I'm so bad, 503 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,325 I made my momma sad. 504 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,577 (intense music begins) What have you, 505 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,869 done to her? 506 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,501 I seem to have 507 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,288 created a monster. 508 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:11,262 (roars) 509 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:24,897 (theme continues) (electrical buzzing) 510 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,805 (theme slows to a stop) 511 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,984 What's the matter? 512 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,072 I'm not going in there. 513 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,316 I'm only doing this because you two 514 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,938 have bullied me into it. 515 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,034 (laughs) Uh, no we haven't. 516 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,950 I thought this was something you wanted. 517 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,988 Yeah, but you were too scared to ask? 518 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,452 Yeah, in case you said yes. 519 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,964 So, 520 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,165 what happens now? 521 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:51,876 What about a tattoo? 522 00:18:51,881 --> 00:19:01,431 (theme resumes) 523 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,222 This is exciting, isn't it? 524 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,524 Yeah! 525 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,387 Yeah. 526 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,563 Go boxing! 527 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,731 (loud whoop) 528 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,560 I can't believe Mya's doing this. 529 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,614 If she loses, 530 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,567 we deny everything to Sasha. 531 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,856 We were never here. 532 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,399 Ladies and gentlemen! 533 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,613 Boys and girls! 534 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,454 Welcome to the very first 535 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,330 Palais fundraising 536 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,578 sparring event. (cowbells chimes loudly) 537 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:31,550 (crowd cheers fervently) 538 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,545 In the red corner, 539 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,377 we have the one and only, 540 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,304 Chloe. 541 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:42,522 (crowd cheers) 542 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,475 In the blue corner, 543 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,435 "ARMYAGEDDON" 544 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:54,485 (crowd cheers and boos) 545 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,855 Hey, 546 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,111 I want a good, clean fight. (intense theme begins) 547 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,534 Yeah? 548 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,702 (cowbell rings) 549 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,491 It's just fun. 550 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,253 Remember, Mya? 551 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,365 Fun? 552 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,421 (gloves strike together intensely in slow motion) 553 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,575 Ha! 554 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:14,463 (crowd clamors excitedly) 555 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,923 I've got a bad feeling about this. 556 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,684 So have I. 557 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,757 (blow whooshes) 558 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,561 (crowd shouts encouraging remarks) 559 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,346 I can't look. 560 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,388 Go on, Mya. 561 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,431 Take her down. 562 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,194 (crowd continues) (intense theme continues) 563 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,517 (theme lowers) Do you want some? 564 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:32,822 I don't think I do, no. 565 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,685 Well, I'll give it to you if you do. 566 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:35,992 Just hit her! 567 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:36,895 AJ? 568 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,702 Sorry, love. Got a bit, 569 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,355 carried away there. 570 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,453 I'll take you down. 571 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,198 No, I'm not sure about this. 572 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:42,989 Honestly I'm fast 573 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,952 you can't see me. 574 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,791 Okay. 575 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:53,456 (dissonant crowds begins chanting "boxing" in unison) 576 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,091 You think I'm gonna hit ya? 577 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,337 Yeah, kind of. 578 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,378 (crowd continue to chant) 579 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,973 (blows whoosh in slow motion) 580 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:03,850 I've been training for ages. 581 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,426 You've got no chance. 582 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,233 What? 583 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,225 Are you scared? 584 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,226 Yeah, a little bit. 585 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,057 (barks like a dog) 586 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,481 Mya, seriously. 587 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,230 (blows whoosh) 588 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,282 (clucks like a chicken) 589 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,986 (laughs triumphantly) 590 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,446 (crowd returns to normal loud clamor) 591 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,866 Go on! 592 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,405 (crowd yells encouraging remarks) 593 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:32,119 (light emotional tune plays) 594 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,584 (tune ends) 595 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,504 You know what? 596 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,923 You win. (crowd chatter dies down) 597 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,631 I forfeit. 598 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,842 (crowd groans in disapproval) What? 599 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,391 Is this what they meant to do? 600 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,715 This is not a fight that I need. 601 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,891 Seriously? 602 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:47,969 I win? 603 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,273 Boring. 604 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,016 Typical Wonderland, 605 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,727 loses again. 606 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,517 With that attitude, 607 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,310 no wonder you lost the spotlight. 608 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,402 We came second, actually. 609 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,606 Whatever. 610 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,396 This time next year, we'll be number one. 611 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,279 If your manager doesn't 612 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,856 ruin our chances. 613 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,111 That's it. Make excuses for why you're such failures. 614 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,083 At least we have a proper manager and not some stupid dad. 615 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,325 Hey! 616 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,326 Leave our stupid dad out of this. 617 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,248 (crowd continues to clamors in disapproval) 618 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,957 What's going on? 619 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,577 Help me get my gloves off. 620 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,253 We need to stop this. 621 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,632 We work hard. 622 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,338 Rehearsals, recording songs, video shoots. 623 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,509 Look at the pop stars moaning about their perfect life. 624 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,758 You don't know what it's like to be a real band. 625 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,259 We are a real bad. 626 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,051 Yeah. 627 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,103 The "Wonderlosers." 628 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,006 Hey guys, that's enough. 629 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,273 Yeah, guys stop it please. 630 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,186 (band members squabble) 631 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,805 AJ, do something. 632 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,312 I don't want to get in the middle of that. 633 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,193 Well you don't even play instruments. 634 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:37,979 That doesn't matter. 635 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,532 But that 636 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,775 Can't hear you down there. That doesn't matter at all. 637 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,566 I don't know what you're trying to say. 638 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,239 Oh my God. Sorry, "Uh." 639 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,237 That doesn't even matter. 640 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,778 (rings bell loudly) Hey! 641 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,241 We're mates, stop it! 642 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,701 (emotional theme begins) (everyone quiets down) 643 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,041 We went through something on the spotlight 644 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,115 that no one else gets. 645 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,291 Come on. 646 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,789 We're on the same side. 647 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,172 Sorry. 648 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,959 Sorry, everyone. 649 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,593 (theme continues) 650 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,431 (Velcro separates) 651 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,466 (glove thuds loudly in slow motion) 652 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,009 (heart beats) 653 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,893 (body crashes loudly to the floor) 654 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,600 Nate? (words echo) 655 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,730 Can you hear us? (words echo) 656 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,516 Nate? (words echo) 657 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,398 Are you okay? (words echo) 658 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,855 Hello? Is he alright? (words echo) 659 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:18,685 Nate? (words echo) 660 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:19,479 I dunno. (words echo) 661 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,191 Dunno. (echo) 662 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,611 (winces) (light rock Muzak plays) 663 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,991 [Harry] Drinks? 664 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,857 [Mya] You just threw it 665 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,034 in the air. 666 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,992 Drinks, everyone. 667 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,042 Thanks. 668 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,865 [Nate] I don't remember. 669 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:39,591 Oh, that's sick. 670 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,785 Guys? 671 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,634 Anyone want to sign up to my charity jellyfish kiss? 672 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,051 (all shout "No" in unison) 673 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:48,299 Okay. 674 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:52,932 (cover of "Riptide" begins) 675 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:57,692 ♪ I was scared of dentists and the dark ♪ 676 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:02,266 ♪ I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations ♪ 677 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:07,454 ♪ Oh, all of my friends are turning green ♪ 678 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:12,446 ♪ You're the magician's assistant in their dream ♪ 679 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,831 ♪ AhOohOohOoh ♪ 680 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,170 ♪ AhAhhAhh ♪ 681 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,126 ♪ And they come unstuck ♪ 682 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,457 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪ 683 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,094 ♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪ 684 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,352 ♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪ 685 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,675 ♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪ 686 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,182 ♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪ 687 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,444 ♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ 688 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:45,858 ♪ There's this movie that I think you'll like ♪ 689 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,199 ♪ This guy decides to quit his job ♪ 690 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,735 ♪ and heads to New York City ♪ 691 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:55,409 ♪ This cowboy's running from himself ♪ 692 00:24:55,411 --> 00:25:00,621 ♪ And she's been living on the highest shelf ♪ 693 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:05,134 ♪ AhOohOohOoh ♪ 694 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:10,379 ♪ AhAhhAh and they come unstuck ♪ 695 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:13,974 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪ 696 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,311 ♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪ 697 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:19,766 ♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪ 698 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,938 ♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪ 699 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,518 ♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪ 700 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,704 ♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ 701 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:34,615 ♪ I just wanna, I just wanna know ♪ 702 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:39,116 ♪ If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay ♪ 703 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:44,291 ♪ I just gotta, I just gotta know ♪ 704 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:49,053 ♪ I can't have it, I can't have it any other way ♪ 705 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:53,798 ♪ I swear she's destined for the silver screen ♪ 706 00:25:53,802 --> 00:26:00,812 ♪ Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen ♪ 707 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:04,769 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪ 708 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,192 ♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪ 709 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,741 ♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪ 710 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,946 ♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪ 711 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,947 ♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪ 712 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:20,539 ♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ 713 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,957 ♪ Lady, running down to the riptide ♪ 714 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,537 ♪ Taken away to the dark side ♪ 715 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,963 ♪ I wanna be your lefthand man ♪ 716 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:33,183 ♪ I love you when you're singing that song ♪ 717 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,635 ♪ And I got a lump in my throat ♪ 718 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,216 ♪ Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ 719 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:43,022 (instrumentation fades) 720 00:26:43,018 --> 00:27:03,208 (upbeat title theme plays) 721 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,205 (theme fades) 722 00:27:05,255 --> 00:27:09,805 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47149

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