Original subtitles

If you could be any guitarist in history,

who would you be?

Easy.

Batman.

What?

Massive house, loads of gadgets, Batmobile.

What's not to like?

Yeah, but I asked which guitarist you'd like to be.

He's a billionaire Harry.

I'm sure he's got a guitar lying around somewhere.

Okay, fine.

Which guitarist apart from Batman?

SpiderMan.

Super powers, check.

Live is New York, check.

Yes, but he can't play the, oh,

I'm not going through this again.

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

(electric guitar playing)

(Frankie vocalizing with guitar)

♪ Won't go back, go back to the way that they were before ♪

♪ I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ and I'm banging on the door ♪

Yes man!

Nice, I'm Nate.

Frankie.

Nice to meet you.

You here rehearsing?

No, I just started working here.

Yep, Dan's got me washing up and cleaning tables.

All right, welcome to the team.

I don't suppose you managed

to get that stuff off table five?

Can't even point it off.

It looks like it's slightly alive.

I think it's growing a face.

Sweet guitar, by the way.

Reminds me of my Dolores.

Ah, this is Lindsey.

She totally looks like a Lindsey.

Have a go?

Ah, no...

I don't do that anymore.

I wouldn't want to drop her or anything.

Go on, she won't bite.

(plays electric guitar)

Whoa, you can really play!

Yeah, I used to be in a band a while back.

What happened?

We just didn't work out.

I mean, we got close,

but I guess some things just aren't meant to be.

Oh, that's crazy.

You're so talented, surely...

Sorry to interrupt lads.

Frankie, it's time to...

No!

clean table number five.

(guitar strums)

Whoa, what are you doing?

Chill, I just need a decent shot for your social profile.

There's some filter on all of your pics

that makes you look like you have no idea what's going on.

Sorry, what's going on?

Oh, it's not a filter.

Oh, is that Josh Nelson?

Yeah, wait, have you heard of him?

Yeah, he's like part singer, part hairstyle,

but it's amazing hair.

Can I see?

No way!

Big shout out to Mya from GHF just to say,

I love your music, love your style.

And yeah sorry, I'm a bit shy.

"I'm a bit shy."

But if you want to reach out to me, that'd be cool.

What sort of loser asks someone out by video?

Didn't you ask Mya out by text?

That's completely different.

You know what?

Mya's really into you,

she won't give this guy a second thought.

She's already said yes.

No way.

Hey Josh, what's up?

So, if you want to come see me on tour or not on tour,

let's make it happen.

I wasn't worried right until the point

when she tossed her hair.

This is serious, you need to talk to her.

Now!

I knew it.

I drove her away.

I didn't pay her enough attention...

or maybe too much.

This is a disaster.

You just need to talk to her.

This happens every time I date a pop star.

Hey, how many pop stars have you dated?

This is the first one.

And it's happened.

See, it's every time.

(acoustic guitar music)

Anything you want to tell me Harry?

How much I love you.

Aw, you're so sweet.

But your head teacher just told me

that you're three essays behind on your history assignment.

You're always such a hard worker.

Come on, what's going on?

I'm in a band trying to get to number one.

So, I always have to work in the diner cause...

Yeah I know, I know, I love The Wonderland.

I just think you need a safety net,

just in case you don't make it to number one.

Great pep talk mom.

No.

No, I'm sorry.

You can do it all.

You just need to be more organized.

Will you let me help you?

No offense mom, but I've seen your idea of organized.

Your filing cabinet doesn't have anything in it,

except for a big ball of receipts, paperclips, and hair.

Is it your hair?

I think so.

Anyway look, that's not important.

Well, now we know about it.

I have faith that you can do this, Harry.

Okay?

Come on.

As a great woman once said,

"You can have it all."

Yeah.

Who said that?

I don't know you tell me, you're the smart one.

Thanks mom.

(melodic acoustic guitar music)

Chloe, can you stop?

I'm trying to concentrate.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

I'm profiling you as the clever one in the band.

Oh, well in that case, let me show you my schoolwork

slash band time table I've drawn up.

Spoon on the nose, classic.

Guess the competition wasn't so tough?

Hey guys, have you seen that new waiter?

The one by table eight.

Don't all look!

(Frankie gasps)

[Frankie] Oh, I'm so sorry!

Nate, he looks a bit like you.

You should use him to lead a life in crime.

Wait, or he could use you to lead a life in crime.

This is really bad guys.

We should call the police.

Wait, is that Frankie Rylands from Two Plus One?

Hey, I remember Two Plus One.

What happened to them?

Did you never see it?

See what?

Their first gig ended badly.

Look it up.

Search, Frankie Rylands' ice cream disaster.

It was a competes, that's a bad sign.

(bouncy music)

He landed in an ice cream stand.

Great way to end a set.

And a career.

There's no coming back from that humiliation.

I'm so sorry.

If that was me, I'd never want to see a stage again.

Or an ice cream.

Poor guy, it's not right.

That guy should be a star.

Maybe he doesn't want to be a pop star.

Who wouldn't want to be a pop star.

Astronauts, wolves...

People with way too much coursework,

who keep getting dragged into conversations,

when they should be doing their essays.

He just needs someone to help him get his confidence back.

This time next year, he could be number one.

Sorry guys, I've got so much history to do,

I need a time machine.

I'm out of here.

I just need to find a way

to get Frankie back on that horse.

There was a horse too?

I didn't even see a horse.

What a show that must have been!

(melodic guitar music)

Someone's sweaty!

Oh, I had another fight

with that evil step machine in the gym.

I swear it's got something against me.

How's it going here, anyway?

Great!

I was trying to work during a band meeting.

And I realized I needed to make a planner.

Now I know exactly what I meant to be doing and why.

I'm so glad that...

Mom!

Oh!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, oh.

Oh, is it okay?

Oh, well it did actually look quite complicated.

Yeah, I know you prefer Postit Notes.

What makes you say that?

Oh yeah, thanks.

Postit Notes are a great way to get organized.

You simply write the task and the date,

"Buy more Postit Notes."

Oh, I was meant to do that on Tuesday.

Aren't you worried about losing them?

No, no, no, I've got them all backed up on my phone.

I take pictures of them.

Where is my phone?

Can you ring it?

It's gone to answerphone.

Meg hi, it's Meg.

When you get this, just a reminder, buy Postit Notes.

Okay, thanks.

Bye, Meg.

See, it's like there's two with me.

Good, aye?

Yeah, it's certainly interesting.

(upbeat music)

Oakley?

You saw the videos.

The videos, the "Joshua and Maya forever," hashtag,

the GIFs, you were dancing for ages.

It's a loop.

Just FYI, I'm fine with it.

You don't sound fine.

Let me explain.

Oakley!

Sorry.

Listen, it's Sasha.

She manages Josh too and made us flirt online,

to sell his album and my tour.

I can't tell anyone it's not real.

And she doesn't know about us, so.

Oh.

I see.

It was all fake.

I was so worried.

So you're not jealous?

No, not now that you've explained it.

Not even a little bit?

Not even a little bit.

Do not care at all.

Only Josh and I've got like three dates booked,

you're gonna be okay with that?

Seeing me out there with another guy?

Is it going to be hard for you?

You're not really dating him.

He doesn't really like you.

I get it.

I mean, he's like a mega star.

I could be dating him.

But you're not.

I could be a vampire, but I'm definitely not.

I so get it now, much quicker than I usually do.

I'm so glad we talked about this.

I better finish my run.

Have a lovely time on your fake date.

(upbeat music)

Nate,

could you manage a shift waiting tables when you're done?

Yeah, no problem,

but I thought Frank had that covered.

Ah, threw Frankie in at the deep end.

Bit of a splash and most of it ended up on the customer,

so I've given him a special mission.

Rat catching duty.

We don't call them rats, we call them...

Sorry, brown clouds.

That sounds worse than rats.

Yeah, I need to check the kitchen, Frankie.

There might've been a big brown cloud

behind the fridge earlier.

Um sorry, Frankie,

do you mind checking out this new riff I've been working on?

Yeah, sure.

As long as it's quick.

These brown clouds aren't gonna catch themselves.

Great, thanks.

(plays upbeat guitar riff)

Yeah, I like it.

It sounds good.

I have one small suggestion though.

Can I?

(plays upbeat guitar riff)

♪ Got me falling out of bed and sleeping on the floor ♪

♪ You got me crazy in my head and girl I'm feeling insecure ♪

♪ I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ and I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ Cause I can't get my thoughts back ♪

♪ to the way that they were before ♪

♪ [Both] Won't go back, go back ♪

♪ to the way that they were before ♪

♪ I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ And I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ Can we leave right now, can we go ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait ♪

♪ I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you got the wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now ♪

Yeah!

Have you ever thought about having another crack

at being a singer?

Oh, no way.

Not after what happened.

Yeah.

I saw the video.

Sorry man.

I still have nightmares that I'm drowning

in a sea of chocolate ice cream.

It doesn't have to be over.

You can still make it.

All you're lacking is a bit of confidence

and I can get you back on stage.

I don't know, kind of got a new life now.

How's the rat catching going for you?

Frankie, there's a quite massive cloud in the kitchen.

Can you bring the rat box?

Oh, sorry, the cloud catcher.

You really think I've still got a chance?

(rock music)

Hi sweetheart!

Oh, tada!

A plus?

Oh Harry, I'm so proud of you!

Oh see I would cry,

but I just sweated out all my tears in the gym.

Well done.

Thanks.

Well done for turning it around so quickly.

Well, I had a little help...

from you I mean, you're an inspiration.

Mom skills.

Meg for the win!

Oh mom, we need milk.

Really, how do you know?

Oh, oh no.

That was from two days ago.

I left myself a phone message, actually.

Could you call my phone?

I don't actually know where it is.

(phone rings)

Can you hear that?

Oh!

Silly me.

Hi, Meg speaking.

I better take this.

Okay.

To regain your confidence, we have to confront your fears.

Not ice cream, I can't.

Look at it.

Look at it.

I'm sorry Nate, I can't.

I can't look at ice cream again, not after what happened.

To get you back on stage we have to confront your fears.

(upbeat bouncy music)

No, I don't know anyone in Eastern Europe called Ivan.

And no, I've not been there recently.

Well, some criminal has obviously got hold

of my credit card details.

Hang on.

AJ, have you ever been shopping in the Ukraine?

Is that the one next to Sainsbury's?

Yeah.

Nevermind.

(light rock guitar music)

The photo looked really focused and moody in that one.

Josh and Mya are at the zoo,

on a fake date.

And you're okay with that?

Yeah, chilled.

Super chilled.

I'm not jealous.

Although, I'm trying to use my mind

to get a pack of emus to attack him.

That's a lot of spoons you've bent there.

Okay, I admit it.

I'm super jealous.

Maybe that's what she wants to hear you say.

No, I said I was cool with it.

I need to be strong.

Really, really strong.

Aw look, he's singing to a baby kangaroo.

I mean, I know this is a publicity stunt,

cynically at my teenage brain,

but I'm definitely getting his album.

Don't tell anyone.

Won't tell anyone.

It's all good.

(melodic guitar music)

What is this?

I'm gonna prove that you still got it.

Remember how it goes, right?

One, two, three, four.

(upbeat electric guitar music)

♪ You got me falling out of bed ♪

♪ And sleeping on the floor ♪

♪ You got me crazy in my head girl ♪

♪ I'm feeling insecure ♪

♪ I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ And I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ Cause I can't get my thoughts back ♪

♪ To the way that they were before ♪

♪ Won't go back, go back ♪

♪ To the way that they were before ♪

♪ I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ And I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ So can we leave right now, can we go ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait ♪

♪ Yeah, I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you got the wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now ♪

(audience applauding)

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Frankie Rylands!

See, I told you.

Tell me about Ivan's essays and why they have my money.

Who and what?

What?

He's a guy in the Ukraine

and he does your schoolwork for a fee.

So, basically cheat for hire.

Oh, mate.

What were you thinking?

This isn't the Harry I know.

I thought there could be two of me.

Look, you gave me the idea with your phone memos.

Oh, Meg!

It was just until I got on top of it all.

I've got a ton of schoolwork.

It's cheating.

I'd call it optimizing my performance.

You can't argue with the results.

Look, it could have been way worse.

At least I got a discount.

Nice one son.

I mean a bad one.

Bad, very bad.

You've really let us down.

I'm sorry.

I'll redo the coursework and I'll focus on school,

the band comes second.

No, the band comes third

because of the extra shifts you'll be putting in

to pay back the money.

Extra shifts?

Quite right.

You can learn from this kid in Ukraine.

He's getting great grades in his second language

and he's running his own business, I'll go.

Thanks for coming down.

Sure no problem.

Why wouldn't I?

I just wanted you to see that

it's just a professional thing.

Me and Josh, Josh and me.

(nervously chuckles)

That's okay.

I'm cool with it.

Super chilled.

You don't mind filming us, right?

Why would I mind?

It's just professional thing, you and Josh, Josh and you.

Nothing to see here.

Apart from what you film.

Yeah, that.

Hey Josh.

Is this all right?

And, action.

So a lot of you've been wondering,

what's been happening with Josh and Maya.

Well, maybe this will give you a clue.

Gosh, Josh.

I think that was our first kiss.

Hey, "First Kiss," is the title of my new single,

dropping on the 25th.

The 25th?

That's when my tour begins with Girls Here First.

Cool, I guess I should check the website for details.

Later, guys.

Did we get it?

How was that for you?

Great, I loved it, every second.

I could watch it all day, every day.

Actually, I think we need to do it again

and kiss properly, like on the lips and for much longer.

Can we practice?

Sure.

No, stop it!

Is something wrong with my hair?

No.

Perfect.

Everything about you is perfect.

Mate, are you flirting with me?

No, I'm just jealous, okay.

I'm really, really, really jealous.

Maya, I'm not going to let you kiss some other bloke.

About time!

I was starting to think you didn't like me anymore.

I'm crazy about you.

I just wanted you to admit it.

Well I have.

Happy now?

Very, come here you idiot.

♪ I belong with you, you belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ And I belong with you, you belong with me ♪

♪You're my sweet ♪

So...

can I go now?

Sorry you got busted, man.

No, it's fine.

Mom's right.

Plus it forced me to write a new planner.

We should hurry up.

I've only got 23 minutes til my French homework.

Oh, did you sort it out with Maya?

Oh, turns out she just wanted me to admit

that I was jealous.

Duh.

Whoa, Frankie.

Looking sharp man.

Oh yeah, weird thing...

Yesterday, when we did that gig,

turns out there was a talent spotter in the crowd.

For real?

Yeah.

He said it's one of the best performances he's ever seen.

This is it guys.

My performance, not Nate.

He was really clear about that.

He's talking management, record deals.

That's awesome. well done.

Mate, if you ever go on tour and need a support act...

Oh, I turned him down.

[All] What?

I'm going to do what I should've done years ago.

My A levels.

Seriously?

Yeah, I think I might become a doctor.

Oh, well I've got this pain right here and this...

But you got a record deal.

Might try and cure a disease.

But you could be a pop star.

No, I don't want to do that.

But you gave me the confidence to walk away

and do what I really wanted.

Thanks man.

You're welcome.

Better be off.

I don't get it.

I thought we wanted the same thing.

What if I decide to walk away at five years?

Like that's gonna happen.

Yeah we're The Wonderland forever, right?

With some good grades to fall back on.

[All] Harry.

You know what guys,

it would be a shame to waste such a good song.

One, two, one, two, three, four.

(upbeat guitar music)

♪ You got me falling out of bed ♪

♪ And sleeping on the floor ♪

♪ You got me crazy in my head, girl ♪

♪ I'm feeling insecure ♪

♪ Now I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ And I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ Cause I can't get my thoughts back ♪

♪ To the way that they were before ♪

♪ Won't go back, go back ♪

♪ To the way that they were before ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm locked outside of my own brain ♪

♪ And I'm banging on the door ♪

♪ Can we leave right now, can we go ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait ♪

♪ Yeah' I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you got that wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now ♪

♪ Party crowd are playing hard and loud ♪

♪ but my eyes are on you ♪

♪ It's the place to be but its lost on me ♪

♪ Got better things to do ♪

♪ Cause out of here is better ♪

♪ If I get out of here with you ♪

♪ Small talk done, need some one on one ♪

♪ Time for something new ♪

♪ Can we leave right now can we go ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait ♪

♪ Yeah I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you've got that wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now? ♪

♪ Cause your look says that you might be feeling it too ♪

♪ Can we get out of here, get a different view ♪

♪ Cause I'm sick of all the unwind, need

♪ Girl I need a sign from you ♪

♪ Oh, my heads a mess, a bit obsessed, ♪

♪ I must confess that I need you now ♪

♪ Yeah, I see it absolutely, you got inner beauty ♪

♪ Girl you go the wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now can we go ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait ♪

♪ Yeah, I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you've got that wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now? ♪

♪ Can we leave right now can we go, (can we leave right now) ♪

♪ Tell me please right now, yes or no ♪

♪ (tell me please right now) ♪

♪ It will be too late if we wait (it will be too late) ♪

♪ Yeah, I really need to know ♪

♪ Cause girl you've got that wow ♪

♪ Can we leave right now ♪

Either of you two fancy boxing on Friday.

I'll do it.

Cool, Chloe, you're going to be fighting Mya.

Bring it on.

You're going down,

in the honor of The Wonderland.

No you are,

in honor of Girls Here First.

This is amazing.

Check it out.

She's really good.

She's terrifying.

Chloe the clown,

I will put you down!

I seem to have created a monster.

(Mya roars)

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0