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What you playing, mate?

War game, I'm building an army

to fight the Battle of Waterloo.

Cool horsies.

They're elite cavalry units.

It took me weeks to build them up.

Let's have a go.

Okay, you can't just

Woohoo! Go on, horsies.

Run down the hill into the other horsies.

You need strategy and planning

to beat them. Come on, you blues!

We're the reds.

Come on, you reds!

(rifles fire)

You won? (patriotic music)

Oh, cool.

You won the battle and the entire war.

Nice.

What's for dinner?

(grand music)

♪ Oh, hey, woohoo, come on ♪

♪ Let's go, boys ♪

♪ Oh, eh, eh, oh, oh, eh ♪

♪ Oh, eh, eh, oh, oh, eh ♪

(boy laughs)

[Boy] Oh, boys!

Here you go.

Part of a new smoothie menu

I'm putting together.

Ooh, one of my fiveaday,

don't mind if I do.

Down the hatch.

Yeah, so the fruit was going off,

then you should've throw it away,

but just put it through a blender,

hey, Jude, two quid a pop.

Ah. (gulps)

So our next move with the publicity

is to get to know you more as individuals,

rather than just The Wonderland,

a bit of human interests.

Makes us sound like exhibits in a zoo.

I'd love to live in a zoo.

The animals would totally get me.

So I just need you

to fill in these questionnaires.

Where's Harry?

Had to stay after school.

What?

Harry, did he finally do something wrong?

No, something right, again.

He's getting a prize

for being a star pupil.

Fans love that sort of thing.

Make sure you mention

it in the questionnaire.

Rights, come on, Oakley.

Need to go and pick up Harry.

Suppose, now, see you guys later.

(hands smack)

We'll compile the questionnaires as press release.

Yeah, don't worry.

Harry will make sure they do it right.

Just those two then?

Yeah, just those two.

Right, so this really cool magazine

wanna do a piece on you.

It's called "Vinyl Slot".

They wanna focus on you as the lead singer.

I've started writing up your profile.

It's all right, I'll come around.

They mainly want to know

what kinda girls you like.

Yawn fest.

Yeah. Am I right?

Like I've got time for a girlfriend.

Exactly, not even worth thinking about. (chuckles)

(phone vibrates)

(virtual keyboard clicks)

Three kisses, who's that?

Mom, yeah, it's our code.

If I send three kisses then I'm safe,

and if I send two, then I've been kidnapped.

Wow.

Yeah, she's a worrier.

She needs help putting up some bookshelves.

I better go.

Oh, shame.

It's all right.

We can meet up again.

Yeah?

I'm helping out Dan in the day,

but I'm free tomorrow night.

Saturday night?

7:30.

7:30.

It's a date.

I'll see you later.

(lighthearted music)

It's a date?

[Oakley] Hey, mom.

Hi, boys.

Mom, what are you doing?

Well, I'm trying to follow

this recipe that I found online,

and it was videoed topdown,

so I thought I'd do it that way,

so I could get it right.

Could you pass me that cheese, please?

Thanks.

Ready?

Oh.

Oh, well, it didn't look

like that in the video.

(pet clucks)

Oh, Oakley, your bird noises

are coming on really well.

Mom, that wasn't Oakley,

that was Phillip.

How many kids do I have?

Two.

And which one of you is called Phillip?

No, I don't have one called Phillip, do I?

This is Phillip.

(cockerel clucks)

And this will explain everything.

Dear parent or guardian,

due to your child's exemplary work,

she or he has been given the honor

of looking after the school cockerel.

Please enjoy Phillip's company this weekend.

Well done, sweetheart.

Phillip's the school mascot.

Ah yeah, all makes sense now.

Yep, that's what our school does,

rewards intelligence with cockerels.

Well, I'm sure if you need help looking after it,

Oakley can help you out, won't you?

Yeah, animals totally get me.

Yeah, I'll pass on that one, thanks.

Right, the coop's all set up in the garden.

Oh, thanks, dad.

Come on, Phillip.

(inspirational music)

What are you doing up there?

Uh, hello, it's called modern cooking, granddad,

get with the program.

Can you pass me that broom, please?

Thanks.

(inspirational music continues)

Maybe I'll do the cooking tomorrow.

Okay, guys, I come to you

with a big question.

A friend of mine has got herself,

himself, themself into a situation,

and okay, put it this way.

If someone says, "It's a date,"

do they mean it's an actual date or (sighs)?

I can't put this up,

they'll think I'm a proper melt. (sighs)

He said it's a date.

It's a date.

I'm going on a date with Nate. (sighs)

Or maybe I'm not. (sighs)

(bright happy music)

(pool balls clack)

(Phillip crows)

Phillip, will you stop doing that?

What he does, mate?

It's like you telling me

not to eat ice cream, right, Phillip?

(Phillip clucks)

Well, seeing as you know

so much about animals, what's he saying?

I think he's just laid some eggs.

Eggs?

Yeah, strike off his bum.

Right, firstly, mister,

I understand animals.

Chickens don't lay eggs from their bums.

It's called a cloaca.

You're a cloaca.

And secondly, this is a cockerel called Phillip.

And?

Hens lay eggs.

Therefore, cockerels...

Lay bigger eggs.

I'm gonna check.

Really?

No eggs.

Oakley! (sighs)

Not yet, anyway.

How weird?

Thanks, now, I gotta get him back in the coop.

No wait, Phillip's free range, like me.

[Harry] Phillip.

Let him wander.

He's not hurting anyone.

[Harry] Phillip.

Wait, Harry, I'm, I'm stuck.

(bright music)

Right, I just made a couple more

from my smoothie menu.

What'd you reckon?

I got pineapple, mango, parsnip,

and a Scotch bonnet chili. (laughs)

I don't know if that's a good idea.

Ha, sort of the branding.

And we'll call it Henry VIII

'cause it'll knock your head off. (laughs)

Dunno, sorry, I'm just thinking about stuff.

I bet, hot date tonight.

No, I'm seeing Chloe.

Yeah, on a date.

No, it's interview for the band.

I need to get it right.

Oh, she thinks it's a date.

What? Dan. (blender whirs)

Dan, Dan, Dan!

Hey, Dan, it's not a date!

With his girlfriend, Chloe.

She's not my girlfriend.

Dan, Chloe thinks of us

that we're on a date?

Yeah.

What? How?

I mean, what?

I heard Chloe say,

"I'm going on a date tonight."

This is huge.

Bigger than huge.

What's bigger than huge?

Massive.

This is massive. (sighs)

I need to talk to the guys.

Yeah, but you like her, right?

What's the worst that can happen?

And it all goes wrong,

and you lose your social media manager,

and a really good friend.

Nate, Nate, Nate!

(gulps)

(coughs)

Urgh! (coughs)

Om.

Om.

Om.

Om. (door clicks)

Hi, I tried knocking the front,

it was uh, locked.

[Anika] Om. Hello?

Anika, woohoo.

Hello?

[Anika] Om.

Okay, this is weird.

(both scream)

Sorry, I did try knock the front

but you didn't answer,

so I just let myself in at the back.

I'm really sorry.

Don't be sorry.

All right.

I've been trying to put up these shelves.

It's causing a lot of stress,

so I had to recenter myself.

Ah.

(phone notification beeps)

Nate's gone to see Harry and Oakley.

What's going on?

Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.

He put the three kisses, right?

Oh, great, he told you the code.

Don't worry, I don't intend on kidnapping him.

I'm actually here to see Molly

about some band stuff.

Oh, okay, yeah, she's upstairs.

Okay, great.

(Anika exhales deeply)

(door knocks)

Molly.

Again? Seriously?

Molly, (whistles) hello?

Molly, Molly, Molly.

(both scream)

Chloe, Chloe.

Hi, I wasn't listening to GHF and Cuddley Must Helly

if that's what you're thinking.

Okay.

So I'm doing this interview with Nate

like for this magazine, and

Nate's at The Palais?

Yeah, I know, but I need to find out

some gossip to ask him about later.

Did he mention that?

Mentioned what?

See me later?

He didn't come across

as nervous about it or excited?

He just seemed normal.

Well, normal for Nate, ha,

classic little sister joke.

You can quote me on that.

So he wasn't worried

about what to wear or anything?

No, tell you what though.

You should ask him about

what we call the canal boat incident.

Yeah, okay, so breakfast,

he didn't come across as

So once on a canal boat,

Nate did a poo so big that

it blocked the toilet,

and we have to get a boatman to fix it.

Okay. (giggles)

Do you think fans will really

wanna know about that?

Elena did, she loved it.

She's the ultimate Wonderland fan.

Hey, you should talk to her.

Yeah, but isn't she a bit

Loud? Full on, poo obsessed?

Yeah, all of those.

Yeah, but she does know

what the fans want to hear.

I suppose, get her to meet me

at the diner later then.

Wait, aren't you seeing Nate then?

Yeah, but it just sounds

like we're meeting up to chat about band stuff.

Yeah, it's not like it's a date or anything.

Yeah, can you imagine me and Nate?

Oh, Nate? (Molly laughs)

It's not that funny, is it?

(Molly laughs)

(Phillip crows)

If you could have any superpower,

what would it be and why?

The ability to catch a cockerel.

That's rubbish, I'd have cakes for hands,

that grow back when you eat them.

(munches)

Yeah, 'cause that's so much more useful.

Here's a good one.

If you were a biscuit,

what would you be and why?

Look, Oakley, can we stop

with your stupid questions?

They're not my stupid questions actually.

This is bandrelated homework from Chloe.

Homework?

Hmm.

Why wasn't I informed?

This has to be factored on my chart.

Now he's interested, Phillip.

(Phillip clucks)

Great now, I've got homework

on top of the birdwrangling.

It's fun, chill, I've got this.

This is the sort of homework

I can get down with, biscuit related.

[Harry] Phillip.

Although, I might have to cheat.

[Harry] Phillip, I'm not over there. (sighs)

Come on, Phillip, Phillip, no.

Hello, Mya's voice mail?

This is Oakley, if you didn't know already.

[Harry] Phillip.

I need your help, ASAP.

Call me back.

Well, just get in your stupid home, you fool.

Fine.

Not you.

Oh, Phillip.

Whoa, what's with the cockerel?

No, no, not in the house, Phillip.

Phillip?

Phillip is a prize you get at school

for being the best.

[Harry] Phillip.

What'd you get for being the worst?

Oh, I had to clean the toilets with

[Harry] Phillip.

Oh, you were joking.

Listen, I need your help.

I've got a major crisis.

Chloe thinks that (phone rings)

Oh, so, sorry.

It's a really important call.

Mya, so if I was a biscuit,

what kind would I be and why?

Phillip, Phillip, Phillip!

(AJ groans)

Hey, dinner's gonna be amazing.

We're getting takeaway?

No, I'm cooking.

Oh.

What'd you mean, oh?

I'm a cook.

Kind of depends on the packet.

Oh, well, that's where you're wrong actually,

mister, because this is gonna be 100%

fresh and natural, okay?

At least it is now.

(cabinet thuds)

(Phillip clucks)

All right, Chloe.

Fancy a fruit smoothie?

What's in it?

Fruit, mostly.

Yeah, I found some old spinach.

There's strawberry, spinach,

what's not to like?

Uh, the spinach with the strawberry?

Ah, it's all natural.

So is chicken pox and sunburn.

I'd rather not risk it.

Oh yeah, going on your hot date tonight?

What? What'd you mean?

Why'd you say that?

Oh, I thought you said

you and Nate were...

I thought it might've been a date,

but I've done some digging,

and don't think it is anymore.

Really? What did Nate say?

It's a date.

Sounds like a date.

Yeah, but that's just something

that people say, isn't it?

It's a date doesn't mean it's a date date.

Does it? Doesn't it?

Have you spoke to Nate?

Does he think it's a date?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Excuse me now, I just need

to make a quick call.

Okay, my little pink wafer,

I need to finish the rest of my homework.

Thanks for you help.

[Mya] Anytime, my Jammy Dodger.

Okay, you hang up.

[Mya] No, you hang up.

Okay.

[Mya] Wait, that's not what I

What are you looking for?

Phillip.

He'll be fine, don't stress.

You stress too much.

Okay, scenario 1 out of 229,

what happens if he pecks through

some wiring and electrocutes himself?

Would never happen.

Why?

Rubber feet.

What? Look.

I can't be known as the kid

that lost the school rooster.

What? Rather than the kid who smells like soap?

Who? Me?

What?

Huh, huh?

Is that what I'm known as?

Look, with your smarts

and my animal magnetism,

we can catch this hen.

Cockerel, and you do realize

animal magnetism doesn't mean that you actually

(Oakley shushes)

(Oakley quacks)

That's not a cockerel, that's a duck.

(Oakley shushes)

(Oakley quacks)

(lighthearted music)

(door clicks)

Hi darling.

Hi.

Mom, do you know anything about girls?

Apart from being one?

You're not a girl?

You're my mom.

It's just that last night

I was at the diner with a friend,

and before I knew it,

I asked her out on a date, apparently.

Right, interesting.

Grab that end and slide the shelf in.

I don't even know if she likes me.

I don't even know if I like her.

How do you even know?

Ah, it's a mystery to me.

Sometimes you think it's gonna be a good fit.

Yeah, she's great.

And then it all starts to wobble.

Wobble, what?

Look, wobbles about.

Oh, you mean the shelves.

Of course.

Okay, right.

Don't overthink it.

So do I just tighten the screws?

Not the shelves, the date.

Don't over think the date.

Sorry, this is confusing.

Yep, so you just need to be patient

and follow the instructions.

There's instructions?

Oh, you mean the shelves.

Mom, is it okay if I go

to the diner later to see Elena?

Yeah, sure, wait.

Unless your brother's going there

on his date with Chloe.

I never said it was on a date with Chloe.

You didn't need to.

Nate's got a date with Chloe?

Whoa, this is huge.

Wait 'til I tell Elena.

Oh, Molly, please don't.

Oh. (phone vibrates)

Hello.

Hey, Nate.

I might've got the wrong end of the stick

about this date with Chloe.

What?

Turns out it's not a date.

At least Chloe doesn't think it is.

Oh.

At least, I think

she doesn't think it is. (chuckles)

Okay, great, thanks.

I'll see you later.

I'll have a smoothie all ready for you.

[Nate] Please don't.

Oh.

So turns out it's not a date.

That's a good thing, right?

Is it?

Yeah, totally.

(shelves creak)

(shelves clack)

(lighthearted music)

Phillip, no, Phillip,

what have they done to you?

Did you find Phillip?

Where is he? What's happened?

That's not Phillip.

[AJ] This is gonna be 100% fresh and natural.

No, oh, dad, what have you done?

Maybe it's not too late.

Not too late?

His head's off.

We can't give up on him.

I'll give him mouth to mouth.

He hasn't got a mouth.

He's got a cavity.

It's actually called a cloaca.

I told you that and it's the other end.

Well, I'm going in.

You can't kiss a raw chicken.

Wait, I've got an idea.

One, two, three four.

One, two, three four. [Mya] Hello.

One, two, three four.

One, two, three four.

Hello?

Oh, hey, babe.

Oakley, there's no point, he's gone.

When they find out what's happened

to Philip on my watch...

Who's Phillip?

Maybe they don't have to know.

Eat the evidence, it's the perfect crime.

Hello? Who's Phillip?

I'll get the oven ready.

We can't eat Phillip.

Will someone please tell me who Phillip is?

[Oakley and Harry] Phillip.

Do you always name your dinner?

Phillip is, was the school mascot.

I say we give him a dignified funeral.

Bury the evidence.

That's a great idea.

It's what he would have wanted.

(sad music)

(birds chirp)

Someone should say a few words.

Well, go on then, Harry.

I'm sorry I couldn't keep

you alive for more than one day.

I let him out of his keep.

And it was your dad who well, you know.

But he was my responsibility,

and I messed up.

Now, I'm gonna be known as the kid

who lost the school mascot.

But you're a chocolate digestive.

What?

Chocolate digestive, brave,

dependable, and popular.

That's how you see me?

Thanks, bro.

You really do smell like soap.

(Phillip crows)

Oakley, you can do a cockerel noise.

(gasps) Phillip.

Hey, look what I found crossing the road.

I think he was trying to get to the other side, oops.

Yes, I'm not ruined.

I am a chocolate digestive.

Anyway, I better get the dinner in the oven.

[Harry and Mya] Oh.

Oh.

(upbeat music)

So what are we meant to be doing?

This is interview for a magazine.

But listen, none of that matters now.

Chloe and my brother are going on a date.

(gasps) That is huge.

Well, Nate thinks Chloe thinks it's a date.

Oh, there she is.

She's not very dressed up.

[Molly] Playing it cool.

Super cool.

Hey, guys, thanks for this.

(Elena and Molly giggle)

What?

Sorry, it was like I'm about to explode.

Ng, that'll be the smoothies.

Dan started putting lentils in them.

No, about you and Nate.

Oh yeah, we need to get that sorted.

Yeah, totally.

You're playing it super cool though.

How'd you mean?

Just look at what you're wearing.

What about it?

I just assumed that you'd like

dress up a little bit more

for the date with Nate?

A date? It's not a date.

I heard Nate talking about it with mom,

and he thinks it's a date.

What?

Why wouldn't you want

to go on a date with Nate?

No, it's not that, it's just

I didn't think that's what we agreed.

But isn't that why you

came to see me this morning?

To get info?

No, okay, well.

So you do like him.

(sighs) I knew it.

No, I don't, I dunno.

But the point is it can't be a date.

I'm not dressed for it.

Do I have time to go home and change?

There he is.

Hey, Nate!

Chloe's over here!

On the floor for some reason.

We should go.

Hi.

Hi.

So.

So.

Here we are.

Yup.

At 7:30, the specified time.

Yeah, the specified time.

Sorry, I thought Look, I didn't

Sorry, you first. You first.

When I said it's a date, I didn't mean

And I didn't. Exactly.

I wouldn't actually.

Yeah, and I didn't think.

As if.

Yeah, as if.

I mean, what would you have said

if I was being serious?

Are you?

Eh, oh!

It's Nate and Chloe.

What's going on?

Well, somebody buried dinner in the garden,

so we're all starving.

I've had a very weird day.

This is nice, isn't it?

All of us together.

We're not interrupting anything, are we?

Ng, ng.

Hot date?

No, nothing like that.

Where's AJ?

Looking after Phillip.

[Nate] Oh.

Who's Phillip?

[Oakley's Family] Don't ask.

Look, Chloe, we filled out the questionnaires.

Oh, great, did you put in the stuff

about the school prize?

Yeah, not all of it.

And we even figured out

what kind of biscuit they are.

Easy, chocolate digestive, Jammy Dodger,

and Dreamy Custard Cream.

How does everyone know about this but me?

So which one would I be then?

Something that's mostly nuts.

Right, here we go on the house

for my favorite customers.

Something I should have been making all along, soup.

[Meg] Yum, thanks.

Basically hot smoothie,

just tastes so much better. (chuckles)

Urgh.

(boys spurts)

(soup splatters)

("Burn" by The Wonderland)

♪ We, we don't have to worry about nothing ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the fire ♪

♪ And we're burning one heck of a something ♪

♪ They, they gotta see us ♪

♪ From outer space, outer space, ♪

♪ Start it up like we're the stars ♪

♪ Of the human race, human race ♪

♪ When the lights turning down ♪

♪ They don't know what they heard ♪

♪ Strike the match, play it loud ♪

♪ Giving love to the world ♪

♪ We'll be raising our hands ♪

♪ Shining up to the sky ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ When the lights turning down ♪

♪ They don't know what they heard ♪

♪ Strike the match, play it loud ♪

♪ Giving love to the world ♪

♪ We'll be raising our hands ♪

♪ Shining up to the sky ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ Oh, we can light it up, up, up ♪

♪ So they can't put it out, out, out ♪

♪ We can light it up, up, up ♪

♪ So they can't put it out, out, out ♪

♪ We can light it up, up, up ♪

♪ So they can't put it out, out, out ♪

♪ We can light it up, up, up ♪

♪ So they can't put it out, out, out ♪

♪ When the lights turning down ♪

♪ They don't know what they heard ♪

♪ Strike the match, play it loud ♪

♪ Giving love to the world ♪

♪ We'll be raising our hands ♪

♪ Shining up to the sky ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ Gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ When the lights turning down ♪

♪ They don't know what they heard ♪

♪ Strike the match, play it loud ♪

♪ Giving love to the world ♪

♪ We'll be raising our hands ♪

♪ Shining up to the sky ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire ♪

♪ And we gonna let it burn ♪

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