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[Girl] You can't smile on your passport photo.

I'm not smiling.

You totally are, we can see your teeth.

Are you just like naturally happy all the time?

It's so unfair.

My mom always says, "A smile cost you nothing."

Well, it's gonna cost you a place on the European tour

if you don't have a passport.

Maybe,

we'd work better as a trio.

Our harmonies would be cleaner.

You're kicking me out of the group?

Now.

(camera shutter clicking)

We got it.

That was mean.

(girl giggling) (upbeat music)

[Boy] Come on.

Let's go, boys.

Come on, boys!

Guys, you're getting a lot of love

on the cover you sung for Live Lounge.

You're 22 on the download chat.

By this time next week, we could be number one.

I say you get a fresh cover out, with a video as well,

release it Sunday and then you're got a shot.

But it's Thursday.

How can we shoot a video by Sunday?

Yeah, we've got school, homework, chores, shifts here.

Plus (indistinct) pay week.

We can't be here for the leftovers.

That wasn't leftover.

That was for table seven.

Oh. (POS machine bleeping)

I'll say we're running out.

Hustle guys, get it all done tomorrow,

then shoot Saturday.

Table number four.

Hey Dan,

can we shoot a video here on Saturday?

Mi casa es su casa.

A bit rude.

That means yes.

It's Spanish for, "My house is your house."

The video could be us working here,

rehearsing on our breaks,

and then Dan giving us the chance to perform

in front of the diner crowd.

Keeping it real, love it.

And we can't use our phone like last time.

It needs to be legit, like a proper music video.

We're 22nd on the chart.

We should be able to find a decent director to shoot it.

Right, Chloe?

I'll start making some calls.

♪ I came here for love ♪

♪ For someone to hold me down ♪

Verses needs to be sharp, please.

Lola.

Who's the new guy?

Fabio.

Was a backing dancer for me, so he knows the drill.

♪ I came here for love ♪

They look tight, but I'm not feeling it.

They're singing from their heads, and not their hearts.

You're not a teenager.

Their fans will get it.

I don't think they're ready.

Let's take a rain check on the European tour.

Fabio, Saturday.

Don't be late.

What is that?

An invitation to her birthday bash at Coco's.

Pinch me, I'm dreaming.

Aw!

You didn't get an invite?

I'm being punished.

That makes two of us.

Okay guys, so we shoot the video tomorrow,

but you've still got all your chores to finish.

Maths homework, mow the lawn, move into Elena's house.

Wait, wait.

Move into Eleanor's house?

What?

Can't blame a girl for trying.

(upbeat music)

Guys.

This is Luke.

Hi. Hi.

Hi there.

Wow, it really is them.

It's The Wonderland.

Sorry, I'm a massive fan.

I thought you were robbed on Spotlight.

You so should have won.

You should be like massive stars already.

Sorry, I'm talking too much.

I'll be quiet now.

Go The Wonderland!

I love this guy.

Thanks for your help, Luke.

No, thank you.

This is a dream come true.

Just to be in the same room as you guys is, whoa.

Coming for someone who shoots a lot of music videos,

that's a big compliment.

Thanks. Actually,

this should be my first.

I can't tell you how excited I am.

Your first?

He's done other stuff though.

He did the school play, sports day.

Plus he's got geek level knowledge

on the school's 4K camera.

Want a video out on Sunday

so you can get to number one by next week?

Then Luke's your man.

Coming in for the high five.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, that stairs thing.

Before we start,

can I get a quick selfie?

Squeeze in.

(phone thuds) (camera shutter clicks)

Let's try that again.

Why is it not focusing?

(phone thuds) (camera shutter clicks)

I'll do that.

Ah, sorry, nervous.

Smile.

Cheese.

(camera shutter clicks)

(sizzling sounds)

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been struggling to make things right ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been struggling to make things right ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been working everyday and night ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain and to power ♪

Fab cover, guys.

It's so gonna be a number one.

Did you get it all?

Yeah, of course.

We should probably do one more though,

just to make sure.

Yeah, let's do one more.

Sounded great, guys.

Are you okay to lock up?

You can leave your gear here overnight.

Yeah, thanks Dan.

Do you need anything before I go?

Any leftover (indistinct) pie?

No, actually.

We're all out, which is weird 'cause I made a ton of it.

See ya.

Yeah, that is weird.

(smooth guitar music)

You can't cancel, I booked Coco's weeks ago.

I don't care if the roof's collapsed.

It'll improve the ventilation.

It's Friday night.

How am I supposed to find an alternative venue by tomorrow?

You have ruined my birthday.

I hope the rest of your building collapses.

Do you know I wasn't invited.

Coulda got you another venue.

What?

I know this cool retro place.

The owner owes me a favor, but,

they'd expect me to be there and as I wasn't invited,

you see the problem?

What are you talking about?

Of course you were invited.

What, there must've been some kind of mix up.

Must have been.

So, you can book me the venue?

Sorry?

This cool retro place.

I can have my party there?

Sure.

Leave it with me.

(rock music)

All our gear's out, so let's start in the rehearsal room.

Get some shots there first.

If you need a drummer, I can play a bit.

Just putting it out there, no pressure.

You wanna join the band?

Can I mate, can I join the band?

Come on I mean, it's all I've ever dreamed of.

Just shoot the video, Luke.

Got it, cool, no problemo.

Filming, I love it.

Hey, look at that.

Dan's closed the entire place just for us.

What a legend.

(heels clicking)

Okay, (indistinct) the video, it needs to be professional.

So we need good angles, good lighting.

You guys need to be on your A game.

Wait Luke, are you getting all this?

[Luke] Yeah.

Okay so.

Sasha?

What are you doing here?

And who's Colin?

It's Coleen, my boss.

I'm hosting her birthday party here tonight.

I don't think so.

We're shooting a video here tonight.

Not anymore, you're not.

Dan, get out here.

(balloon makes fart noises)

Sorry guys.

You're gonna have to find somewhere else to shoot.

What?

Sasha called last night.

I couldn't say no.

Why does she get to use this place and not us?

Because she loaned him the money he needed

to keep it open.

You said you turned down her money.

Yeah, about that.

So you lied to us?

Why are you filming this?

[Luke] Isn't this part of the video?

Yeah, we're all gonna burst into song.

[Luke] Oh cool.

I've got a busy day. Can we speed things up?

She is evil, like Cruela De Vil evil.

Cruela devil, more like.

De Vil?

De, Vil.

Devil?

Oh.

They should have made that more obvious.

I'm sorry guys.

Look, I can talk to her.

You know, maybe we can

Forget it.

We're leaving.

Come on guys, let's grab our gear.

Yeah, I need these girls looking hot.

(utensils clattering)

(playful music)

Come on, out.

[Nate] Please, can we just at least get a gear back?

[Bouncer] Out.

Great, another disaster.

I can't believe Dan did that.

Well, at least it ain't raining.

Hey guys.

This is a nice surprise.

What are you doing sitting out here?

Hoping GHF stands for awesome friends

who can get us out gear back.

But that would make us AFWCGUOGB.

She's right.

I'm not letting them in.

They've already wasted enough of my time.

But they need their gear

Do you wanna talk about The Wonderland,

or do you wanna talk about

your European tour being canceled?

What? We definitely

wanna talk about the tour?

We're not going?

Yes.

Now no one will see my passport photo.

I look so miserable.

'Cause you can't smile and it's just

Mary.

Let's Sasha speak.

I think you girls are amazing.

But Coleen isn't convinced you're ready to tour yet.

I want you to come up with a brand new routine

and perform it at her party tonight.

Really blow her away.

Girls, to the rehearsal room. We've got a busy, busy day.

Move it let's go, let's go, let's go.

No pressure.

Only all of our careers depend on this.

(guitar music)

(message tone bleeping)

What did Mya say?

"I want a bed.

A great big bushy bed that birds can nest in

and I can be their friends."

A bit weird.

Any chance that's one of yours?

(chuckles) yeah, classic.

There it is.

Yeah, she says,

we're not getting our gear back.

If we don't release the video,

the fans will never forgive us.

Well, I wouldn't say never,

but we would feel very let down.

Who's side are you on?

Guys, chill out.

We've got someone on the inside who can help sneak us in.

Mya.

Where?

Oh.

Oh.

Pop and lock and funk split right

and bump break left.

Then scarecrow flop into cramping stomp

girls, focus.

Sorry.

It's hard to focus when The Wonderland

should be in here shooting their video.

Forget about The Wonderland.

Our tour is on the line here.

But there our friends.

We'll make new friends in Paris, Barcelona and Berlin.

Girls.

It's a pop and lock and funk split right.

And bump break left.

Then scarecrow flop.

(phone buzzing)

Sorry, I should get that.

(upbeat music)

Never work with kids.

Listen, you two.

We need more spotlights at the front of the stage.

Is there enough room for the girls to dance?

Wait, I'll check.

Yeah, should be fine.

What?

Sasha,

is now the time to talk to you about The Wonderland?

There's never a good time to talk about The Wonderland.

Just put the spotlights up, Dan.

Okay, I can.

But, do you really think you'd be able to sneak in

without her seeing you?

Okay, I'll be ready.

I better go before I'm missed.

We're all set.

Let's do this thing.

In five, six.

This has arrived for the party.

Where'd you want it?

My oh my, that is a big cake.

Now where to you put it so it won't get in the way?

How about the kitchen?

The kitchen?

Great idea, Mya.

Oh no, wait.

Why don't we keep it here

so one of your friends won't get out

and get their equipment.

Do you think one of The Wonderland is

I know they're hiding in the cake.

I heard you on the phone.

Ouch.

Busted.

Like, totally.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't, do you?

It looks like a real cake to me.

Come out The Wonderland, I know you're in there.

The tension is killing me, I'm putting this on my story.

Fine.

You won't come out.

Then I'm coming in.

(heavy metal music)

One of them is in here somewhere.

(grunting and heaving)

I told you it was real cake.

Hmm.

The (indistinct) is a bit heavy, but,

hmm, there is far too much vanilla in there.

Hey guys.

I was almost busted, but we were saved by a giant cake.

Not a traditional greeting, but hi.

Thank you, Mya.

You're an absolute legend.

Everyone, this is my girlfriend.

She's totally awesome.

She sings.

She dances.

She's good in heists.

Whatever you're doing, I'm in.

And it was going so well.

(heavy breathing)

(phone ringing)

Coleen.

Hi.

How's the birthday girl?

The cake?

You ordered it?

We were wondering.

It looks spectacular.

Definitely will be enough to go around.

Where did you get it from?

You can't remember.

No, no problem.

Yeah, see you later.

What are you lot looking at?

Did I tell you to stop rehearsing?

Quickly girls, positions please.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Thanks, Dan. Thanks, Dan.

Thanks, Dan.

Hey, I should have told you about Sasha.

I'm sorry, Nate.

We did extra shifts to shoot here today.

Why would you take her side?

You know how much she hates us.

I didn't take her side.

Well, if you're not with us,

then you're against us.

Maybe she'll

Forget it.

Luke said he's found somewhere else.

Somewhere even better than The Palais.

Hey, there's no better than The Palais.

Yeah, you're right.

That's why we wanted to shoot here.

Four feet tall,

gold and white frosting,

with a strawberry jam filling.

Are you sure it wasn't your bakery?

It says "Happy birthday, Coleen."

Nevermind, is there any way

to stick a broken cake back together?

Why are you laughing?

I am serious.

Forget it.

I can bake you a replacement.

You know this isn't strawberry.

It's plum with just a hint of raspberry.

You going the wrong way.

Kitchen's over there.

I am on it.

Sasha, I've been thinking.

What?

I've been thinking, it's gonna be a great party.

A great party?

Coleen's gonna cancel the European tour

and I'm probably gonna get fired.

Nice one.

This is awesome, Luke.

I thought you guys performing out here would look good.

Oh, unless she got a better idea.

Oh, I know.

We could have a giant flying whale that lands in the park.

We sing to it.

We become its best friends.

Then we climb on his back,

and then we Hands up,

if anyone has a giant flying whale on them.

Okay, moving on.

Let's do it.

So turning over in three, two, one, action.

Oy, you need a permit to film here.

(music playing on radio)

♪ We came here for love ♪

♪ I know this I know it's been a ♪

♪ This is what we came here for ♪

♪ We came here for love ♪

♪ I won't give I won't give in ♪

♪ This is what we came here for ♪

♪ We came here for love ♪

♪ I want you to reach out ♪

♪ I came here for love ♪

(Fabio clapping)

Maybe we should lose the dancing

and try something simpler.

We could try singing her "Happy birthday."

Not that simple, Mary.

No, that's a great idea.

Well, we could do it acapella style.

Just our voices, no backing music.

Simple, but from the heart.

That's what she wants, something emotional.

"Happy birthday" is a bit short though.

We'll, sing it slow.

What if The Wonderland

Zip it.

Yeah, but they need somewhere to

One more word, and you're fired.

You're not my boss.

I am until you pay back that loan.

Right, I'll do it now then.

Still broke?

Yes, boss.

Hello, is that the aquarium?

Brilliant.

Do you have a whale?

Great.

Does it fly?

Hello?

Hello?

Rude.

Aquarium's out.

I'm calling it guys.

We're never getting this done today.

No, you promised us a video.

Yeah, and we're not leaving without one.

Sorry.

Time's up, guys.

I'm posting the bad news.

Brace yourselves.

Wait, we could always live stream a performance tonight.

All I need is a few more cameras, and a few more bodies.

But we still need a venue.

You can film your funky video here if you like.

(phone ringing)

It's Dan.

(house music)

(heels clicking)

Bubbles for the birthday girl.

Oh, cheers.

This place is perfect.

I love The Palais.

I came here for my 16th birthday to see The Cure.

Tonight, you're gonna see a band that's even better.

You're spoiling me, Sasha.

Who is it?

All good things come to those who wait.

(candles crackling)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ You've made all our dreams come true ♪

♪ So feel the love coming through ♪

♪ Just wanna show how much we care ♪

♪ This special day we wanna share ♪

♪ Your the queen of the music scene ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Coleen ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

(balloon popping)

(crowd cheering and clapping)

Make a wish.

(heels clicking)

I wish you girls every success on your European tour.

(girls giggling and shrieking)

Bon voyage.

Where's that?

Great work, ladies.

Now let's cut the cake!

(upbeat house music)

Thanks, Dan.

Hey, don't thank me.

I should never have shut you out.

It'll never happen again.

And now we're sneaking on instruments

back into The Palais.

Today's been a weird day.

Dan, do you still have some

Hmm? Oh.

All is forgiven, my man.

My parents are coming tonight.

This is delicious.

Thank you.

Now, Sasha has laid on

a very special birthday treat for you.

I have?

It's The Wonderland!

Now Sasha, I've always wanted

to know what the boys were like playing live.

You're welcome.

(audience clapping)

Happy birthday, Coleen.

This one's for you.

(pop music)

♪ All the life she has seen ♪

♪ All the meanest side of me ♪

♪ They took away the profit stream ♪

♪ For a profit on the street ♪

♪ Now she's stronger than you know ♪

♪ A heart of steel starts to grow ♪

♪ All his life he's been told ♪

♪ He'll be nothing when he's old ♪

♪ All the kicks and all the blows ♪

♪ He will never let it show ♪

♪ 'Cause he's stronger than you know ♪

♪ A heart of steel starts to grow ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been struggling to make things right ♪

♪ That's how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been working everyday and night ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain and to power ♪

♪ You've got a lion in the heart ♪

♪ A fire in the soul he's got a beast in his belly ♪

♪ So hard to control ♪

♪ 'Cause they taking too much of his ♪

♪ Taking blow by blow ♪

♪ Now light a match stand back watch them explode ♪

♪ She's got a loin in her heart ♪

♪ A fire in the soul he's got a beast in his belly ♪

♪ So hard to control ♪

♪ 'Cause they're taking too much of his ♪

♪ Taking blow by blow ♪

♪ Now light a match stand back watch them explode ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been struggling to make things right ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain into power ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been working everyday and night ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been struggling to make things right ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain into power ♪

♪ When you've been fighting for it all your life ♪

♪ You've been working every day and night ♪

♪ This is how a superhero learns to fly ♪

♪ Everyday every hour to the pain into power ♪

(crowd cheering)

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