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♪ I don't know where I belong ♪

♪ I don't know where I went wrong ♪

♪ But I could write a song ♪ Oh, hey, Nate.

Hey, Chloe.

How's the song coming on? ♪ Hey ♪

There's something I have to say to you,

but I don't know how to say it.

I wrote it down so I wouldn't get it wrong.

You're my best friend, so you see, this isn't easy for me

but that's why I'm singing you this song.

What?

What do you think?

That was the song. Yeah, yeah,

but I don't know where to go from there.

Right. Mm.

I get it.

Sorry... did you think?

No.

I should've said. Honestly, it's fine.

I just remembered I've got to be

not here.

(upbeat music)

Hi guys and welcome back to the video

that you have all been waiting for.

The arm wrestling rematch between me and my nan!

but this time Guys.

Nan

Guys.

So cool. Guys!

He's so funny.

(hand slams) Guys!

Chloe, you need to come check this out.

Tobilarious is getting smashed by his nan.

We should be checking out with views on our latest video.

I can't believe this gets a million views

and ours gets

(Toby moans)

(mouse clicks)

200!

I'm working on it.

Wait, someone's at the comment.

Oh, it's your mom's saying "Very groovy".

Oh, I've got to stop her from saying that word.

Maybe we should challenge our nan

to a arm wrestling contest.

No, we'd get battered, our nan's jacked.

Yeah, true.

Look, guys.

We should be able to get more than 200 views.

Hey. If Chloe said she's working on it,

she's working on it, all right?

Have some respect for our social media manager.

It's okay, Nate.

I'll fight my own battles.

Harry, stop talking.

Oh, shots fired.

(phone chimes)

Dad says he's coming to The Palais with some big news.

Ooh! I wonder if it's another record deal

with a hot tub salesman.

Wait, what's this?

"GHF Singing Disaster".

Ooh.

That's bad, right?

♪ If that's how you feel then (voice cracks) you should go ♪

Yeah, that's definitely bad.

(indistinct chattering)

♪ You♪ (laptop slams shut)

I can explain.

You can explain why social media's saying

GHF sounds like two stray cats fighting in a wheelie bin!

It's just Lilly.

She's got a very sore throat. Oh, you're telling me.

How did this get out?!

Dante sent it to a friend and he posted it.

Dante.

You're gonna have to say that louder

if you want him to hear you.

I fired him.

And the girls?

I'm handling it.

That's why I've moved down here

so I can keep a close eye on 'em.

It's going to take more than that.

I've got a plan. Honestly!

The plan is?

Amazing.

Guaranteed to work 100%.

I've got an old friend who just got his own radio show.

He is all about great live performances.

Ah.

Rather than performances

that sound like a demented gargling battery acid,

which is actually quite funny.

I get the idea.

Thank you.

Honestly, it's all under control.

Hm. Better be.

(guitar music)

[Nate] Okay, so here we are

back with the live armwrestling challenge.

Chloe versus these two absolute dimwits.

[AJ] Ah, there they are.

[Nate] Oh, come on boys.

Guess what, lads?

What? What?

(Harry & Oakley sighing) Yes!

Doesn't count!

We were distracted.

I've got massive news.

You're finally gonna let me get a pet monkey!

No. No, better than that!

I've got a meeting with...

Drum roll, please.

(hands drumming)

Dev from Radio 1!

Well, I was gonna say that.

He's got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1.

You said it again!

You say it then!

Well, I've got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1.

Just said that.

Just to check. Dev, the DJ?

From Radio 1.

You're gonna be hobnobbing with all these celebrities!

I'm pretty sure I just made up the word "hobnobbing",

but isn't Dev so groovy?

Mum, you have to stop using that word.

Sorry.

How'd you manage that?

Well,

his new show's all about live music.

So, I popped him an email and boom.

He exploded.

That's awful.

No.

No. No, no, no. No.

He emailed me straight back

to say drop in any time.

Looks like you're old dad's

not such a bad manager after all.

"Best wishes, Dev".

Wow.

I've got to hand it you, dad.

That was pretty wellplayed

Unbelievable.

Isn't it, Chloe?

"Unbelievable" is the word.

Remember the day, boys.

'Cause if he likes your demo

Oh, he'll love your demo.

He'll get you on his Live Lounge.

Anyway, I'm going over there now to sort it out.

(hand drums on table) I'll keep you posted.

I think we should start practicing now.

Dad.

That's amazing.

You're my favorite parent.

Mum.

You need to up your game.

(groovy guitar music)

You and me, nan.

Maximum hotdog balancing in 30 seconds.

And,

go!

(Toby laughing)

You can do this.

Hey, Tobe.

Tobes, hi!

Come on, Chloe.

Hair!

(laptop ringing)

Chloe, long time no see!

You miss me, right?

Just, just say you miss me.

It's only been six months.

And 14 days.

Not that I've been counting or writing it down

on a wall chart or anything.

That'd be weird.

Oh, Chloe.

Oh, hi nan!

Oh, Toby's been so sad since you broke up.

Oh he's like a baby, isn't he?

Nan! You're meant to be practicing your unicycle tricks.

Oh, sorry.

Goodbye, Chloe.

Bye, nan!

So anyway, how are you?

Still doing your little DJ and vlog?

Actually, I'm managing the socials

for this really cool band, The Wonderland.

The Spotlight losers.

Runnersup.

I thought they could play a song in your channel.

I don't normally have live music.

I'm more into bants,

ideally of the epic variety.

Yeah. Got all of the epic bants.

Yeah, and I'm kind of a big deal now.

I just hit 1 million subscribers.

So, turns out getting dumped by you

is the best thing that ever could've happened to me.

It gave me more time to really focus on my brand.

Okay. Well, if you don't want the band,

then I guess I'll see you around.

Whoa, whoa, wait!

You'd come with the band, right?

So, we'd hang out?

Yeah, but Let's do it!

Let's sit down! What were you thinking?

How 'bout now? Let's do now.

(girls screaming & cluttering)

Nan? You all right, nan?

She'll be all right. (chuckles)

This is it.

The moment our boys' lives change forever.

Are you ready, Meg?

Oh, I can't believe we're hobnobbing.

This is what it feels like to hobnob! (chuckles lightly)

(AJ laughs nervously)

I wanna capture the moment as it begins.

(AJ clears his throat) Go.

(clears throat & knocks on wood)

Uh, we're here to see Dev,

the very cool and famous DJ, say.

Name?

Uh, AJ.

That's spelt with an A and a J.

Oh, and I'm Meg. That's just spelt Meg. (chuckles)

I manage the Wonderland.

That's a name you're gonna be hearing a lot, so, uh

Sorry, sir. I seem to have no record of the meeting.

Oh! Yeah.

He told me to drop by any time.

(chuckles) That email goes out automatically

to anyone who contacts Dev.

He says you can drop in your demo anytime.

Would you like to stick it with the others?

Dev does listen to them.

Sometimes.

If he gets a gap in his busy schedule.

Well, there must be another way.

Wonderland came second on the Spotlight.

You remember their song?

♪ You got me have bleeding 'til I can't breathe ♪

♪ Shaking, falling onto my knees ♪

Would you please leave the premises?!

Or at least sing in tune? (Meg gasps)

Or else I'm gonna have to call security.

It's all right.

We can wait for him to come out.

Can't believe it.

Dev stood me up. I wonder what he's doing right now.

(upbeat guitar music)

(blows on cue stick)

Look at you with your big radio show.

Sasha.

You've gone up in the world since making my coffee.

Thanks for meeting me here.

No problem.

Came to our first ever gig here.

You've done so well, Dev.

Hard to find good people like these days.

So I hear. Your last assistant leaked that GHF video.

Lilly has a sore throat.

Had a sore throat, she's fine now.

She can prove it by singing on your show.

I don't think so.

GHF just aren't really my style.

I like more underground bands who do things the hard way.

How sweet.

You do realize that Girls Here First

will bring a whole new audience to your show.

It's just not gonna happen.

Dev. They sound amazing.

So natural and clear. Right, Lilly?

♪ Yeah(coughs) ♪

Maybe we can find some space for them in a few months.

No.

No. Tonight.

I've got The Supernovas on tonight.

I'm going around to their studio, so.

No, you're not.

(phone chimes)

Seriously. You canceled them?

There'll be free in a few months. I'm sure.

But,

oh, no! Looks like you really need a band for tonight!

And the venues so

I'm one step ahead of you.

Would you believe I partly own this place?

Of course you do.

(lip smacks)

(guitar music)

Here it is, guys! Tobilarious's house.

He's in there with his 1 million subscribers.

Must be pretty cramped in there.

Let's do this.

All right, Chloe. What's the plan?

Is nan in there?

Just be super nice to Toby, okay?

Translation, Harry.

Don't be sarcastic.

Yeah, right. Like that's gonna make a difference.

Right, okay.

Deep breaths.

(exhales out) Yeah.

Chloe, he's a vlogger. Why are you so stressed?

Stressed? I'm not stressed. What if it is stress?

Why would I be stressed? I am the leaststressed person.

Chloe, um.

I just wanted to say thank you for sorting this.

You're amazing.

Oh! So are you.

As a friend.

Obvs.

♪ You tell everyone our love went cold ♪

♪ Going around, spreading the word it's over ♪

♪ If that's how you(coughs) ♪

We should take a break.

Lilly, are you gonna be all right?

I'll be fine.

You don't sound fine.

In fact, what's the opposite of "fine"? Anyone?

Lola, stop it.

Whatever happens, we've got your back. Right?

Yeah.

Even if you embarrass yourself

in front of millions of people,

you've always got us.

Thanks.

Right! Ladies. Dan,

any luck on that drink I asked for?

Lilly really needs it.

Did I pick fresh dandelions and nettles

from a Southfacing meadow? No.

But I did manage honey and lemon.

Thanks, Dan.

I don't know why Sasha's pushing us.

Lilly's still not better.

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe she's going for a Mick Jagger vibe.

You know, one of those old school rockers?

Proper croaky.

You think I sound croaky?

No, just a bit husky.

Like a very tuneful dog. (chuckles)

Thanks.

It's gonna be a disaster.

No.

We've already been called

the worst singing disaster in history.

What could be worst than that?

What?

(phone ringing, barking dog) Oh.

Sasha?

Yes, your coffee's right here.

It's just coming.

I'll take it.

I think I need to find out what's going on.

(melodious guitar music)

So, this is banter HQ.

Whoa.

Nice.

You really have gone up in that world.

This place is epic!

This is where the magic happens. (chuckles)

Dad was a bit annoyed that I moved his kit but I was like,

"Mate, who's earning wonger here?" Am I right?

(group laughing awkwardly)

I'm very rich now if that wasn't already clear.

Ah.

How do I look?

Fine. Just put the sandwich down.

It's nan!

Hello Chloe, love!

Hi, nan.

Nan, hair.

How does she know Chloe?

Oh, didn't Chloe tell you?

We used to go out.

What?

Only for bit.

Yeah. No biggy. 'Cause I'm totally over it.

What's that wall chart?

Has your face in it, Chlo.

No, it hasn't.

It has.

No.

Right! Should we start setting up then?

Yeah. Yes.

(melodious guitar music)

(woman laughing maniacally)

(muffled speaking) Really?

(woman laughing loudly)

He's not coming down, is he?

I'm a terrible manager.

Come on, pass me another Scotch egg.

No. This isn't the AJ that I know.

Do you remember when you got up at 4:00 AM

to take the boys to those auditions?

(AJ laughs lightly)

And then you fell asleep on the loo at the service station

and they missed the audition anyway.

Sorry, that wasn't the story I thought it was.

You're right.

Am I?

Well no, but,

right, it's time for action.

I'm not gonna stand for being messed around anymore.

I'm gonnaoh!

Sorry, can you get me up? Yeah.

I've eaten quite a lot of Scotch eggs.

(AJ coughs loudly)

You know what?!

I think there's something wrong with this industry

that keeps out fresh talent.

Yeah. It's all right for you on the inside.

I saw you laughing and joking on the phone

to one of your pop star, hotshot buddies hobnobbing!

That was my sister! She's a nurse.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what? I don't blame her

for not wanting to be in the music industry.

It's all fun and games for you lot,

but on the outside, it's no joke!

Yeah, but Dev's sat upstairs somewhere now

in his cool little studio.

Actually, he's not in today.

Oh.

Sorry. Again.

It's pretty hard intimidating people.

Well, where is he then?

Look!

I can't tell you where Dev is!

But I can tell you that the Live Lounge kits'

going to some venue called "The Palais".

The Palais! Really?

We know the Palais, don't we, Meg?

Thank you. Thanks.

As a token of my appreciation,

I want you to have this Tshirt.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Don't do that!

No. That's fine.

Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

So, thank you and,

enjoy your sandwich. Thanks.

Would you, would you like a Scotch egg?

It's a bit pockety but...

Okay.

So I'll leave it there if you want it.

If you don't, that's fine. But thank you.

(electro pop music)

Sasha?

Yes?

We need to talk about Lilly.

She's still got a sore throat.

Tell that girl to stop panicking.

Everything's going to be fine.

I don't think it is.

There's nothing to worry about.

I promise.

You trust me, don't you?

(guitar music)

(nan snoring)

Why'd you never tell me you guys used to date?

I don't know. I guess I just felt...

Embarrassed?

Ashamed.

Totally confused about why you went out with such an idiot.

I just felt awkward.

Why would you feel awkward?

Well, I don't know.

Guys, before we kick off,

is it okay if I speak to Chloe in private?

Just the legal bit, (indistinct).

Mm.

If there's a contract, shouldn't we get AJ involved?

No.

I've got this.

Okay.

Wait.

You're gonna chuck donuts at the band

while they perform the song?

Bants, isn't it?

That's why a million people come to my channel.

And they've got to wear Tshirts with your face on it

and your nan's gonna play bass?

All right, I won't plug the bass in

but she can just stand there rockin'.

And she really rocks, look.

Nan! (whistling & snapping fingers) Nan?

Nan.

Start rocking! Go on.

(laughs) See?

(Chloe sighs)

That's it. No deal.

This is humiliating.

I thought you'd say that so I put in a final clause.

"They can perform the song without any interference

if I come out for a pizza with you."

Come on, Chloe, admit it. You've made a mistake.

Look at me, I'm rich, successful.

I have incredible hair.

Mm. It's not all that.

Look, and basically, if you don't say yes,

I'm not letting those losers on my channel.

Wait, that's not fair.

Nan?

Where are the donuts?

♪ How long can our love remain ♪

♪ Time never can heal this pain ♪

♪ I thought I believed in fate ♪

(Lilly coughing loudly)

Okay, girls. Back in one hour for the live show.

Get some fresh air.

I can't stick that out on live radio.

Of course not.

That's why you're gonna play their single over the top.

Play the prerecorded, noteperfect single?

This was supposed to be a live set!

Well, it's too late to get anyone else.

Should I give the track to the technician?

This was your plan all along.

You were always gonna fake it. This is show business.

Sometimes you have to make compromises.

There's compromising,

and there's selling out.

What about my reputation?

You wouldn't have a reputation if it wasn't for me.

Which reminds me, could really do with another coffee.

Dan!

(Dev sighs)

(anticipative guitar music)

Excuse me.

Did somebody order snacks?

No.

Come on.

Everyone likes cheesy chips.

Not me, I'm lactoseintolerant.

And I'm off chips.

Just eat the chips. No.

Eat the chips. No.

Eat the chips!

No! Are you like this with all your customers?

You're meant to put your hand in there and find this.

It's a demo of the band I manage, The Wonderland.

The Wonderland.

Didn't they lose on the Spotlight?

Well, came second.

Runnersup.

But we're doing it the hard way.

Hence the hidden USB stick, which is now covered in cheese.

Please.

I promised them I'd get you to listen.

We just need a break, mate.

All right. I'll give it a listen but,

I can't promise anything.

Thank you.

(cheese splats)

Oh, sorry.

I'll get you a cloth.

Or did you want the?

No. Lactose intolerance, right.

Serious condition, okay.

Okay rock stars, let's get this over with!

We've got a date.

A date?

What's going on?

Yeah, me and Chloe are finally getting back together.

She realized breaking up with me was a huge mistake,

didn't you?

Yep.

Huge.

Right. Let's put on a show for the million subscribers.

Chloe, you don't have to go on a date with him

just so we can be on his channel.

Why not? He's got

amazing hair.

That's enough for a relationship, right?

I can't let you do this.

Think of the hits.

No, sorry.

This isn't happening.

Come on, guys, we're leaving.

Hey, where are you going?

Home.

You might have 1 million subscribers but

we've got one thing you don't have.

A pet monkey.

Finally!

No.

Friendship.

In fact, I kinda feel sorry for you, Toby.

(scoffs) Feel sorry for me?

I've got a million subscribers.

Well, I don't see any of them.

Don't go, Chloe.

You'll never get anyone better than me.

I'd rather arm wrestle your nan

than go on a date with you.

Come on, then.

You and me.

Let's have it!

Before I go,

can I have a quick shoutout?

You're seriously asking me for a shoutout?

Not you. Your nan.

She's a legend.

Hey can you just say, uh,

"Hey Mya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend."

Get

out.

Get out!

Hey can you just say, uh,

"Hey Mya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend."

(Mya laughing lightly)

Get

out.

Someone's happy.

It's my boyfriend. Just messing around.

He's in a band. They're trying to make a go of it.

The hard way.

They're epic. Especially live.

Really?

They're called "The Wonderland", they were

runnersup in the Spotlight. Runnersup in the Spotlight.

You've heard of 'em?

You could say that.

You pass me a napkin?

This had cheese on it.

So, (laughs awkwardly) you and Toby, eh?

Yeah. I know.

Even AJ won't do something that embarrassing..

Nah, pretty sure he would.

I mean, Guys!

He does. Guys!

All the time. Guys!

We need to leave now.

And dad says we need to get to The Palais ASAP.

(guitar music)

...17 different minerals and 17 vitamins.

Ready for the big show?

I have a feeling we're gonna smash it.

Yeah, there's been a change of plan.

This show is about real performances

and clearly, Lilly just isn't up to it today.

It doesn't matter, remember?

We're playing the single.

Only we will know.

Well, if it gets out,

I let a band fake it, I'm finished.

I'm all about the live music

and bands that are trying to make a go of it the hard way.

But you won't get anyone at this late notice.

Yeah! I knew you were counting on that,

but I'm one step ahead of you.

Hi.

[Girls] Hi.

Heya.

Hi. Hi.

Hey. Hi.

The Wonderland?

They're not ready for this.

Maybe. But sometimes you got to give real talent a chance.

If you do this,

you won't be able to book any of my acts again!

That'd be a shame.

I'd quite like to have the girls on in a few months,

they seem to have real character.

What are we saying, girls?

Thanks, Dev. That's sounds okay.

All right, guys.

Better get set up. You're gonna be on soon.

(Sasha sighs)

Girls!

(upbeat guitar music)

Well, I wasn't expecting to be playing on Radio 1

when I woke up this morning.

I'm tellin' you.

This time next year.

Might be sooner than that.

Whoa!

Take note of the date and the time.

Harry just said something positive!

Well, maybe our luck's changin'.

(sighs) It's not luck.

Check out the team we've got.

Do want a Scotch egg, darling?

You didn't have any dinner. I'm fine.

Wait, wait, it's justokay. Mom, stop!

Scotch egg? I'm fine, thank you.

Scotch egg?

Yeah! I knew you would.

All right guys, get ready.

We're gonna go live in a couple of minutes, all right?

Egg?

No, definitely not. Okay.

(lip smacks)

Hey, welcome back to the Live Lounge with Dev!

Tonight, we've got a band I think you're gonna like a lot.

This is "The Wonderland"!

(guitar music) ♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪

♪ This gonna be a heavy night ♪

♪ Way too many things, ain't even started ♪

♪ Never need to apologize ♪

♪ We already know we're far from perfect ♪

♪ I fall to the curb ♪

♪ You laugh 'til it hurts ♪

♪ Who cares we've been here so many times ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪

♪ And it's paradise in our minds ♪

♪ Falling together, arms 'round each other ♪

♪ I know you, know me too ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ Stumbling ♪

♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪

♪ Stumbling ♪

♪ I can barely see in front of me ♪

♪ Strangers start to look like friendly faces ♪

♪ In the middle, I'm steady on my feet ♪

♪ And carrying the world is overrated ♪

♪ I fall to the curb ♪

♪ You laughed 'til it hurts ♪

♪ Who cares we've been here so many times ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪

♪ And it's paradise in our minds ♪

♪ Falling together, arms 'round each other ♪

♪ I know you, know me too ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ I know you ♪

♪ Stumbling ♪

♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪

♪ And there's paradise in our minds ♪

♪ Falling together, arms round each other ♪

♪ I know you, know me too ♪

♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪

♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪

(people clapping, cheering & whistling)

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