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♪Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ Maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ That we're only human ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason why ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on, yeah. ♪

Whoa, whoa, hold up.

Why have you stopped?

The middle eight is missing something.

Yeah, you playing it.

I can't play it if I don't feel it.

Well start feeling it, you've got a showcase coming up.

Talent Spotters will be there.

Well guys, remember about rule five? No arguing.

No, that's rule six.

No, that's rule four.

Okay, let's just take a break.

Only band members can say take a break.

Ah, that's rule five. Sorry, my bad.

Okay. How about making a new rule?

Rule 12. Be successful.

Good rule.

We should do that.

Great, that's better than the current rule 12

because we never go canoeing anyway.

(upbeat music)

♪ Woohoo, come on. ♪

♪ Let's go boys. ♪

♪ Oe, eo, oe. ♪

♪ Oe, eo, oe. ♪

Okay, test me. Ask me anything.

Anything? (laughing)

Okay.

When's your brother's next gig?

No, a French question.

Oh, okay.

(speaking French) What's gig in French?

I am so sick of hearing about Nate and the brothers dim.

That's not fair, Harry's not dim.

Oh, you're staying for tea Elena?

Is Nate gonna be there?

(Molly shouting exasperatedly)

I think I should go. Bye.

I need more friends.

(upbeat music)

Hey! Everything okay?

No, not really. They're still arguing.

What about rule number seven? No arguing.

Oh no, wait, that's the one about pizza toppings.

Seriously?

Harry stopped playing in the middle of a song.

They can't get it together.

You're the manager, so...

Of course Chloe, I'm on it.

If the band has a problem nothing else matters.

AJ, can you give me a hand with this?

Ooh, new speakers, sweet.

(Chloe sighing)

Wireless! Yeah, I came into a bit of money recently,

so I thought I'd invest.

Place like this need some decent music, right?

They're not the only upgrade. Check these out.

Nice.

Italian leather. I thought I'd go for an edgy vibe.

As long as you don't move, very comfy.

(buzzing)

Keeps doing that.

I don't know what's causing that interference.

Oh, you just need to isolate the source.

I can help with that. I love this stuff.

Nah, don't worry about it, manage your band.

Oh gee, can you give me a hand down?

Ooh, ah, ah. (laughing)

Hi. Eh, what about the band?

You said nothing else matters.

Ah, you know what they're like,

they'll work it out eventually.

But you said

Chloe, sorry but kind of busy right now.

It's a battle of wits, man versus machine.

My money's on the machine.

(upbeat guitar music)

(Harry sighing)

(upbeat guitar music continues)

Sorry, didn't see you there.

No, it's amazing.

So raw, so passionate, so loud.

Cheers.

Better than that boy band in here before

playing that dreadful song.

Well the middle eight needs work, but...

Hmm, and the verses and the chorus.

I'm not sure about the intro either.

Oh, actually I am sure, it sucked.

But it's quite a catchy tune.

Yeah, catchy, like head lice are catchy.

I suppose you're right.

It's all a bit predictable, probably going nowhere.

Do you play?

I'm a harpist. But I experiment with

and tritonal protest anthems.

All right, those.

I'm just on a break from rehearsal

actually, if you wanna..

Yeah, let's get out of here

before those traitors of real music come back.

(upbeat music)

Can you help?

Yeah. (grunting)

Oh, yeah, that's good.

That's Carl, Miss Tibbs, Gyro.

Cool.

How's it going?

Oh, don't talk to him. He's not here at the moment.

I like your tie.

Not wearing a...

He's not talking to you.

Oh, okay.

I don't like him at all.

Or this hotair balloon.

You guys should have heard Harry earlier.

Really pushing some boundaries.

He's like the opposite of pop.

Yeah, really hate that mainstream stuff.

Exactly. Imagine wanting to sell out a stadium

full of people just so they'll look at you.

Talk about needy. (laughing)

Sellouts.

Yeah, I'd really hate to sell out a stadium.

I'm not buying it.

None of those peaches are ripe anyway,

That's why I only play small exclusive venues

so I can connect with my crowd.

My residency has an invitation only doors policy.

Ooh, hang on Dan.

The buzzing might be these

whizzy eye patch headphone goggles.

Everything all right Harry? How was rehearsal?

From the band before me. Terrible.

Great.

No, it's not that. It might be the microwave.

Oh, Harry mate, rehearsals.

Let's sort that middle eight, yeah?

Who are this people?

It's just guys I jam with sometimes.

Cool!

Are you all experimental musicians?

I'm experimental.

That's why we've got rule number 10.

Don't play guitar under water.

Great. I'd love to hear you play.

That is a very large crocodile.

I like this guy.

I'll catch you later.

(upbeat electronic music)

Hi!

Hey, it's Molly, isn't it?

Love your jacket.

Thanks.

I've seen you at school but we've never hung out.

We always thought you were really cool.

Really?

Do you wanna come to mine?

But didn't your house burn down last week?

Oh yeah, that's right, it did.

We're living in a camper van.

How about your place?

Sure. But it's a five mile walk

and there's no bus. Is that okay?

We could go to mine, it's not far.

Cool, let's go there.

Okay.

♪ I'm with you. ♪

♪ Who knows the secrets tomorrow will hold? ♪

♪ We don't really need to know ♪

♪ 'Cause you're here with me now, I don't want you to go ♪

♪ You're here with me now, I don't want you to go ♪

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ Maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ That we're only humans ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason why. ♪

Wow.

Is that a good wow?

It's a kind of hated it wow.

You're very talented Harry but

I'd like to think you're better than... this.

Trinity wait.

(sad music)

(phone beeping)

So, Molly, do you have any sisters or a brother?

Yeah, I've got a brother.

Oh really? Is he in?

I don't think so.

So what's he like?

He's just a normal, annoying brother.

Plays football, he's in a band.

Yeah!

I mean, oh, right.

(door opening)

All right guys?

(door opening)

Ugh, it's just Anika.

How'd you know her name?

I think you mentioned it.

Did I?

You must've done.

So should we watch some TV or..

[Nate] Hi mum!

Hi Molly.

Hi.

(door closing)

The hawk is in the nest. Play it cool.

(liquid guggling)

(phone camera clicking)

Are you okay?

Orange juice, amazing.

Right.

See you later then.

(girls exhaling deeply)

He's taller that I expected.

You expected from what?

Your description of him.

When did I describe him?

Is he coming back?

Not for a couple of hours. It's football night,

so we could watch TV, because you're here to see me, right?

Sure, let's watch TV for 90 minutes.

Plus half time and travel and injury time.

Yeah, so a couple of hours.

Cause we're here to see you Molly.

(upbeat music)

What's going on?

I've got an idea how to make

the middle eight a bit more abstract.

Oh no, you're not still trying

to impress that girl, are you?

You haven't got time for this Harry.

The showcase is tomorrow night.

She's got into your head.

No she hasn't.

I just think Trinity's right about everything.

You fancy her.

Awesome, I'm telling Mya.

Not everything's about that.

I just want to try something different.

Oh cool.

Is that takeaway? Great.

No, they're bonang. Japanese drums?

Whoo, this one sounds like noodles.

Can you take this seriously?

This is something I need to do on my journey to self...

Self actualization.

Yeah, Self act...

What she said.

Here's the music.

Oh, we're not actually doing this, are we Chloe?

Well, we won't know until we've heard it.

Thank you Chloe. So refreshing to hear from someone so...

clearly noncreative.

The middle eight lasts for 12 minutes

and I don't play the whole time.

Isn't it great?

Right.

Guys, on four.

I mean five,

One, two, one, two, three, four, five.

(playing the bonang)

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ But maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ That we're only humans ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason why. ♪

(continues playing the bonang)

(Trinity cheering and clapping)

Guys, the middle eight's finished.

Huh, what did I miss?

Harry being amazing.

Mate, that was not The Wonderland.

I don't feel like I'm being listened to.

We've been doing nothing but listening for the past

15 minutes.

Felt longer.

Look, we tried the gongs and it sounded

like an ice cream van going off a cliff.

Yeah. Or like really weird, bad sounding music, for ages.

Trial and error. This was an error, and we move on.

Bye Trinity.

(Trinity whispering)

Well, I don't want to be part of something

where I'm being told what to do.

We all have a say. Let's vote.

Who wants to get rid of those weird drum thingies?

Sorry.

(Trinity whispering)

Well, if the weird drum thingies,

sorry, gamelans go, then Trinity goes.

And if Trinity goes, I go.

Harry! Look, let's just take a break.

Great, let's eat.

Wait, which one's the noodles again?

Where's the manager when you need one?

Okay, this time I definitely got it.

Dodgy fuse.

(electric buzzing)

Oh, come on.

Do you remember how this lot goes back together?

Uh, kind of.

Oh look, customer.

Help me up. Ooh, ah.

A cup of tea and a cheese toastie.

Might be a little wait on the toasties.

Right.

(upbeat music)

(app ringing)

(Molly typing)

(app ringing)

(Molly typing)

(app ringing)

(Elena typing)

(app ringing)

(Molly typing)

(electronic beeping)

Oaks, we can't replace Harry with a drum machine.

It's not just a drum machine. It's a sampler too.

Look.

Oh, come on you stupid thing.

[Sampler] Stupid thing, stupid, thing, stupid thing.

See? I just sampled my voice.

[Sampler] Ssss, stupid thing, stupid thing, stupid thing.

Okay. Stop talking.

[Sampler] Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking.

You stop talking.

[Sampler] You stop talking. You stop talking.

You stop talking.

Guys, the showcase is tomorrow night.

You need Harry back in the band.

It's like Trinity has got him under a spell.

I'll talk to him. Bruv to bruv.

Hey, it's not like I'm a total idiot.

[Sampler] Total idiot. Total idiot. Total idiot.

Oi!

Dan, might have found the problem.

Great, AJ, we have a real problem with Harry.

The gig's tomorrow night and...

you're still talking about that humm.

That's not it.

[Sampler] Stupid total idiot, stupid total idiot,

stupid total idiot.

Hey!

(upbeat music)

You guys are gonna love this, it's...

(phone beeping)

We are live in Nathaniel's bedroom.

This is his jacket. It's like I'm wearing him.

I'm going to lie in his bed.

This is where he sleeps and writes music.

You're using me.

(upbeat music)

Oh, Molly, this isn't your room, is it?

What are we doing in here?

Must have taken a wrong turn, soz...

Oh, give it up! I've seen the stream.

Okay guys, this is Nathaniel's actual sister.

No don't message me anything.

My brother is just a stupid, annoying boy.

Actually, I think you'll find

he's a free spirit with the heart of poet.

No, he's not.

And he's also like a bad boy,

but one who's in touch with his feelings.

No he isn't.

Well, everyone on the internet thinks you're wrong.

Hashtag fake sister.

Hashtag get out.

(upbeat music)

Do I have to wear this?

I'm melting.

It's part of your persona. Your sweat glands will adjust.

Drink some water while I help tune Miss Tibbs's djembe.

[Oakley] Mate, what are you doing?

Oakley, you don't understand. I'm going on a journey.

So you're expecting bad weather.

This isn't you. And none of this

look like any fun, apart from this guy.

This guy's cool.

Please don't tempt me with those mangoes.

Exactly!

Look, I'm growing as an artist and it would help the band.

How will this be good for the band?

We're not The Wonderland without you.

Never eat the blue ones.

Exactly, thank you.

AJ, we really need your help here.

The showcase is tomorrow night and Harry is not

I'm at a crucial point Chloe.

And... (electricity crackles) Ahh! Ahh!

I'm still getting a humm.

Oh, forget it.

We need to talk about Harry.

I'm busy. This djembe's not gonna tune itself.

What are you doing to Harry?

Are you trying to cut him off from his band?

It's his choice. He can be an authentic artist

or an idiot pop sellout. Totally up to him.

The Wonderland are not

[Kid] Captain Good Times! Captain Good Times!

I think you've got me confused with somebody. Go away.

Do the dance, do the pirate dance!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Here, have a donut and stop talking.

Hey, you want this back?

Then I'm gonna need some info on Captain Good Times.

Uhuhuh. Info first, then donut.

Cappuccino, please.

Are you any good with coffee machines?

It's all right. I'll leave it.

She's there on Saturdays.

Thanks, you've been a great help.

These are really bad for you, we'll go half.

What?

All right?

Where's Elena?

I feel like such an idiot.

She'll never to talk to me again.

Well, she might, if you can think of something nice

you could do for her, show that you care about her.

I know what I should do. Oh...

(upbeat music)

(door closing)

What's going on?

It's for your own good.

We're hijacking your musical journey.

Trinity says a true artist needs to

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you actually ever heard her play?

Well, no, but she has this regular gig.

You mean this?

What's that?

She's the resident musician at Dr. Poppins' Fun Factory.

She's Captain Good Times, available for pirate parties.

No, this can't be right.

She only plays small exclusive gigs.

Yeah, very exclusive, five and unders only.

Yeah, you must be no taller then Trevor

the crocodile to get in.

She looks so cool.

So, can we talk about tonight's gig

and try and get some kind of...

(door closing)

♪ So I dug a big hole and I buried my chest ♪

♪ And then I got sand all stuck in my vest. ♪

♪ So I buried my treasure way over there. ♪

♪ And then I got sand in my underwear. ♪

Arg!

[Kids] Arg!

Okay kids, Captain Good Times is just going

on shore leave for five minutes.

Go play.

(kids shouting happily)

It is you.

You must think I'm such a fake.

I just wanted to be cool because of all this.

I think you're amazing.

You have great energy and that song, what a hook.

And you're Captain Good Times.

Everyone loves Captain Good Times.

Yeah, you're right.

Okay kids, who wants to hear a song

about pirate that can't stop farting?

[Kids] Yeah!

(upbeat music)

(buzzing)

We've been through everything and it's still buzzing.

I might as well just bin the system.

(buzzing)

Wait a minute.

(buzzing stops)

(buzzing)

Dan, I think it's you.

Not you, your trousers.

I'll be honest, they were cheap.

Now we know why.

Ow! Ah!

Back to denims then.

Sorry about all this.

I hope I didn't distract you

from keeping an eye on the lads.

You know, the band, the showcase tonight?

The showcase...

(Dan laughing)

(upbeat music)

(crowd cheering)

You're on... now.

Harry's not here yet.

We're not The Wonderland without him.

That's band rule number one.

Two actually.

(laughing) Harry, you're back!

Yeah, sorry about being late,

but I have a plan for the intro.

You're on, go!

You're gonna have to trust me.

[Announcer] Everyone, give it up for The Wonderland!

(crowd cheering)

Made it, everything okay?

Yeah, it is now.

There you go. I said they'd work it out

eventually, didn't I?

Yeah, but... It doesn't matter.

Can I help you?

I'm with the band. Nathaniel's my brother.

Okay.

Sorry.

And she's my best friend. (laughing)

All right.

One, two, one, two, three, four.

Five.

♪ You were looking at me like you wanted to stay ♪

♪ When I saw you yesterday. ♪

♪ I'm not wasting your time, I'm not playing no games. ♪

♪ I see ya. ♪

♪ Who knows the secrets tomorrow will hold? ♪

♪ We don't really need to know ♪

♪ Cause you're here with me now, I don't want you to go ♪

(Elena screaming excitedly)

♪ You're here with me now, I don't want you to go. ♪

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ Maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ We're only human ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason ♪

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ Maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ We're only humans ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason why ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on, yeah. ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason why ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on, yeah. ♪

♪ No one but you got me feeling this way ♪

♪ There's so much we can't explain. ♪

♪ Maybe we're helping each other escape ♪

♪ I'm with you. ♪

♪ Who knows the secret tomorrow will hold? ♪

♪ We don't really need to know ♪

♪ Cause you're here with me now, I don't want you to go ♪

♪ You're here with me now, I don't want you to go. ♪

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ But maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ That we're only human ♪

♪ Maybe we don't need no reason ♪

♪ Maybe we're perfect strangers ♪

♪ Maybe it's not forever ♪

♪ Maybe intellect will change us ♪

♪ Maybe we'll stay together ♪

♪ Maybe we'll walk away ♪

♪ But maybe we'll realize ♪

♪ That we're only human ♪

♪ Baby we don't need no reason why. ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on, yeah. ♪

♪ Baby we don't need no reason why. ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on, yeah. ♪

♪ Baby we don't need no reason why. ♪

(crowd cheering and clapping)

I've got massive news.

You're finally gonna let me get a pet monkey.

No, better than that.

He's got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1.

Remember the day boys. He'll get you on his Live Lounge.

I seem to have no record of the meeting.

Wonderland came second on The Spotlight.

♪ You got me bleeding til I can't breathe... ♪

♪ It's shaking... ♪

(shouting) Would you please leave the premises!

Right, it's time for action.

Did somebody order snacks?

No

Just eat the chips. No.

Eat the chips. No!

Eat the chips. No!

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