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(jaunty guitar music)

Bad day.

Me too.

Harry was hogging the bathroom.

Then I dropped my sausage roll down the drain.

Then I ate some crisps that literally had no flavor.

Maybe you should go first.

It's a nightmare.

Sasha has been working us to death

and she wants us to be ourselves.

I really envy you.

Who wouldn't?

I'm goodlooking,

smart.

I can sleep with my eyes open.

You sleep with your eyes open?

Keeps people on their toes.

They never know if I'm sleeping or not.

I'm just not sure if being in "Girls Here First"

is everything I thought it would be.

If I'm honest...

Oakley?

Are you asleep?

See it works.

(exciting rock music)

♪ Woohoo! ♪

♪ C'mon ♪

♪ Let's go boys ♪

♪ Oh ay! ♪

♪ Ay oh! ♪

♪ Oh ay! ♪

♪ Oh ay! ♪

♪ Ay oh! ♪

♪ Oh ay! ♪

(dishes clashing)

[Newscaster] Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the hottest band in Britain,

Girls Here First!

(electro pop music)

♪ It's like thunder and lightnin' ♪

♪ You hurt me without tryin' ♪

♪ Temperature you were risin' ♪

♪ And no I don't like to be this way ♪

♪ And you're Jekyll and Hydein' ♪

♪ Are you real? ♪

♪ Are you lyin'? ♪

♪ So stop with your cryin' ♪

♪ I can't handle it now ♪

♪ You tell everyone I love ♪

♪ We're cool ♪

♪ Go around spreading the word it's over ♪

(singing continues in background)

Girls are on TV.

(dishes clanking)

What even is this?

Ugh.

A piece of Oakley's brain.

(pop music continues in background)

Nah, it's too big.

(pop music continues in background)

It should have been us.

It will be us.

This time next year,

we'll be number one.

I know.

Anyway how's the song coming on?

Just rewriting the chorus.

Can't quite nail it.

I'm so close,

I can almost smell it.

That might be last night's cod.

(laughing)

Lads,

just gotta pop out.

Why are you wearing a suit?

Am I?

How weird.

Anyway, don't cook anything while I'm gone, all right?

Sandwiches, cold food only.

(scoffs)

(upbeat guitar music)

A bit weird.

(upbeat guitar music)

Dan?

Is something wrong?

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Don't worry.

Whenever somebody says that I always start worrying.

Whenever Harry says that I start worrying.

Okay listen lads.

Keep it hush but,

I've sort of run out of money.

I might have to sell the Palais.

What? What?

I know it's mad, innit?

How have you run out of money?

[Dan] There ya go.

A bit short this week Dan,

can I owe you?

Pay me that when you can.

(chuckling)

Is there anything we can do?

Just keep the customers happy, yeah?

They really love this place.

I can't think why.

This place is great.

(zipping)

Hey relax.

I'm gonna go and see someone about a loan,

yeah it'll be fine.

Oh!

(chuckling)

Well, I'm not worried.

(upbeat guitar music)

What do you think of your outfit?

Hashtag killing it.

This is what we're in to the video.

What are we?

A band or a packed lunch?

'Cause it looks like tinfoil.

Do you wrap your sandwiches in?

Mum wraps mine in clingfilm.

We only use biodegradable parchment.

Thanks guys it's been so much fun.

The costumes are not up for negotiation Maya.

Yeah Sasha knows what she's doing.

So we just have to go along with everything

and never question it?

We're not robots, Lilly.

Well we sort of are.

If you want a different costume,

fine.

(shoes clicking on the ground)

How about?

(scoffing)

This?

You could be a monster.

I'll be a robot..

Pardon?

I'll be a robot.

(scoffing)

(upbeat music)

Good girl.

(upbeat music)

One ice cream sundae.

Ugh you're welcome (scoffing)

What was that about?

Poor Dan,

he might lose this place.

I know.

And we might lose our rehearsal space.

That would be a nightmare.

The nightmare is when you're asleep

and it's not really happening...

there's no waking up from this.

Wait.

Unless...

(water spalshing)

That confirms it.

Yeah, we're definitely not sleep.

(gentle upbeat music)

Something will come up

but right now we can help out Dan

by getting through today without having any disasters yeah?

Excuse me?

Hi.

Any chance of getting something to eat?

Just so you know,

today we're only serving

whoa!

You're Fleur East,

mega famous person alarm.

(mimicking alarm)

I'm sorry about him.

He gets easily excited.

Promise we'll treat you like any other ordinary

non superstar diner.

We're used to having celebs in here.

(sighing)

(jaunty guitar music)

Sorry to keep you waiting.

You know what pop stars are like.

Some of them actually believe they have minds of their own.

(chuckling)

How are you keeping Dan?

You're wearing a suit.

You must want something.

Wait, is that a door handle?

Yeah, sure.

I just wanted to show you I had a handle on things.

Get it?

(laughing)

What do you want Dan?

Yes.

I know the way things ended between us wasn't exactly...

peachy.

Oh, I barely remember me managing your career,

us dating for six months and you dumping me with

no explanation.

So you do remember?

(phone ringing)

You could have been huge Dan.

Yeah, well.

I had to quit the industry for my own sake.

I couldn't handle everyone telling me

what I could couldn't do you know,

go there.

Do this,

sign that.

(phone ringing)

I see you still got my picture though.

It's always there to remind me.

Of the good times?

Of the cost of failure.

(paper rustling)

(gentle music)

Now how much did you need to borrow?

(jaunty guitar music)

It's good Chow mien is not on the menu.

It can't be that hard.

She said she's had it before.

What even is squid Chow mien?

Chow mien with squid in it.

Cool.

What's Chow mien?

What?

Look mate we don't know how to make it

I'll just tell her she can't have it.

No, we can't disappoint her.

Dan can't afford to lose any more customers,

especially a famous one.

And maybe she'll help me with that chorus.

But it's hot food and Dan said we

We could get a responsible adult to help.

How about dad?

You said responsible adult.

Well sorry Harry Love I'd love to come and help but

ah!

I'm actually making some of that

garlic and parsnip jelly that you love.

[Harry] Not for me thanks.

Oh really?

Who am I thinking of then?

[Harry] Must be Oakley.

Well, if you're desperate

I could ask your dad.

[Harry] No, no.

Don't ask him.

Ask me what?

The boys just need

I'm on my way.

[Harry] No mom,

please stop him.

Mom, please.

What is it they need?

They're trying to cook something

[Harry] Mom what have you done?

I'll get my special apron. [Harry] Oh no.

not the special apron.

(dishes clanking)

And where are they?

It has to be fresh.

If you use frozen squid,

it goes rubbery when you cook it.

Plus I think some of the amino acids get compromised

in the freezing process so...

So we need a fresh squid.

Got it.

I'll send Molly over with the rest of the ingredients,

but you'll need to find the squid.

[Molly] What am I being volunteered for?

You do realize that I have a life.

(beeping)

All right I'll keep Fleur busy.

I'll play her my song and you got the squid.

Where am I gonna get a squid from?

Leave it to me.

(upbeat guitar music)

I only wanted one.

(door closing)

(feet pounding)

Please?

Does anyone know where I can buy a squid?

Comment down below.

Chloe?

Okay so let me get this straight.

You're looking for a squid?

Yeah,

exactly.

Oakley squid hunt social media gold

in your face, "Go Say It First",

Okay...go.

(playful music)

This is what I've got so far.

(gentle guitar music)

♪ Nobody knows me ♪

♪ The way that you know me ♪

♪ I know that you know ♪

♪ What no one does. ♪

(gentle guitar music)

♪ Sometimes I wonder. ♪

♪ I sit and I wonder ♪

♪ What spell I am under oh my love. ♪

♪ What if I thought ♪

♪ I'll just stay in ♪

♪ And I never saw you there ♪

♪ What if I blinked ♪

♪ At the wrong time ♪

♪ And you never saw me stare ♪

(clapping)

Did you write that yourself?

Yeah, I did actually.

I played it for Sasha Small,

you know the music manager.

Yeah.

Scary.

It was a disaster.

The chorus just isn't working,

but I'm sure I can get it right.

Maybe,

yeah um

is there a problem with the food?

Only I'm meant to be somewhere?

No problem,

no problema

We're fresh out problems.

We have a huge problem.

(gentle music)

What's the problem.

It's a squid.

Yeah.

And what are we meant to do with it?

What exactly are...

our squid goals?

(quirky music)

[Harry] That's a shocker.

Stuff from mom.

What is that?

Where's AJ.

She's gonna walk out if she has to wait much longer.

Chill,

while you wait for AJ,

someone can prepare the squid.

Which mug's gonna get lumbered with that job?

(playful music)

I don't want to do the squid.

Listen to me.

I'm using my whinny voice.

Only use it when I'm really serious about something.

Guys, I'm here.

What do you want me to

whoa.

♪ We came here for love ♪

♪ I know it's I know it's enough ♪

♪ This is what we came here for ♪

♪ We came here for love ♪

That's it girls.

Lots of energy.

All I'm saying is we shouldn't just blindly accept

what Sasha says.

But she's had years of industry experience,

so I'm gonna trust her over someone like you.

What do you mean someone like me?

No offense hun

but you've always got to have an opinion.

Oh popcorn anyone?

Can we please focus girls?

Sometimes your opinions get in the way of it.

Oh.

Was that an opinion Lilly,

I mean I was convinced you rather be told what to think.

This is better than a book, sir.

My mom always says there's no right or wrong.

Which just feels right.

Sorry Mya are you saying

I'm too stupid to think for myself?

I think she did.

Girls stop it now,

If you can't have understand

what I'm actually trying to say then maybe.

Girls that's enough.

Shut up Dante. Shut up Dante.

The contract is all standard stuff.

Lots of boring small print.

Without your help,

I don't know what would have happened to the Palais.

You don't have to think me Dan.

What sort of a person would I be

if I turned my back on a friend.

(phone ringing)

What is it?

[Dante] It's all going great

there's just um...

one smallish problem we could use your input on.

(sighing)

As quick as you can.

(jaunty music)

All right here we go.

Let's go guys.

♪ Nobody knows me ♪

♪ The way that you know me ♪

♪ I know that you know what no one does ♪

♪ Sometimes I wonder ♪

♪ I sit and I wonder ♪

♪ What spell I am under oh my love ♪

♪ What if I thought ♪

♪ I'll just stay in ♪

♪ And I never saw you there. ♪

♪ What if I blinked ♪

♪ At the wrong time ♪

♪ And you never saw me stare ♪

And that's as far as we got.

What if you shift into a major key

at the end of the verse?

That could work.

Great.

Anyway, good luck.

It was lovely meeting you all,

don't worry about my food.

No, wait.

You can't go yet.

(quirky music)

The food will be here really soon.

Just stay and chat.

Plus,

I have something really important to tell you.

(quirky music)

My sister.

She is a huge fan.

Keep her busy Molly anything.

[Molly] Wait, what?

She's had a really rough year.

Right. Yeah.

I had um mm

viral bacterial

diseasey thing.

My sweat glands.

They were all sweaty and...

Right?

Molly Fleur doesn't need to hear the details.

She'd love a selfie though.

Right?

(quirky music)

Harry would you?

Keep her busy.

(humming)

(jaunty drum music)

[Voice On The Phone Screen] Now,

add some oil to your wok.

(jaunty drum music)

You do know what you're doing,

right?

'Course...

go vlog the band or something

leave the master to his work.

I've got the apron and everything.

(jaunty drum music) (mumbling)

[Voice On The Phone Screen] A little

goes a long way.

Oh that's probably too much.

Um get rid of some.

Here we go.

(clanking)

That will do it,

okay let's go.

(jaunty drum music)

Ah noodles.

[Voice On The Phone Screen] Make sure

its nice and hot before putting the noodles in.

Oh no!

Oh it's not hot enough,

right I'll turn that up,

that's all right okay.

(clicking)

Right nice and hot.

(voice on screen speaking in the background)

Squid.

Where's the squid?

Squid squid squid.

(jaunty drum music)

(shouting)

[Voice On The Phone Screen] And add it to the noodles.

Put the squid in the

(shouting) (dishes clanking)

(jaunty music)

(shouting) (dishes crushing)

(jaunty music)

Come on girls.

Pull yourself together.

You've gotta get along.

You gotta work as a team.

Girls this is ridiculous.

Oh thank my stars you're here.

I'm having an exceptional day.

Don't spoil it.

She started it. She started it.

Mya say you're sorry.

What about my side of the story?

What about my side of the story?

I don't care.

Apologize.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Hug it out.

Now.

(bright music)

(buzzing)

Smile and...

awesome. (camera clicking)

Another one for luck?

Do you wanna get this one?

What did you say was wrong with you again?

(crashing)

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Is it Chloe?

Mm no.

Ooh Fleur we could get a quick

shout out for the socials.

We could perform the song that Fleur helped us write.

Um guys I'm not sure that I can stay.

(shouting) (dishes crashing)

Squid's on the way.

Won't be long now.

(crashing)

Why don't we do the song?

That's a great idea.

[Nate] All right here we go.

Ready guys?

♪ Just imagine if you and your friends had never gone ♪

♪ Into the same party that I was ♪

I'm just so hungry

♪ In a different place ♪

♪ I would have never seen your face ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Guys!

Guys.

♪ Baby I found you ♪

♪ But I almost ♪

We're filming.

We may have a teensy problemo.

(alarm beeping)

Hey Nate it Ray's keyboard.

I like the electronics.

That's the

fire alarm.

(alarm beeping)

What's going on? [Chloe] Come on guys.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

(alarm beeping)

Just gonna check on the nothing.

[Nate] Oh no what now?

We'll be right back.

[Harry] Quick.

(alarm beeping)

(upbeat guitar music)

What's happened?

Many bad things.

What are we gonna do now?

Everyone stay calm.

I am calm.

I'm not.

You're meant to wet it first.

Molly make sure everyone's out safely.

Especially Fleur.

Don't cause a panic.

[Molly] Everybody out!

Go!

Harry call emergency services?

AJ. What?

We need a fire engine at the Palais Diner,

hurry up.

(spraying)

(shouting)

(crashing)

Squid!

Take that Harry.

Not me!

Everyone calm down we can do this.

Here we go.

Ah!

Squid chow mien?

Anyone?

(playful upbeat music)

I know Dan,

he won't read the small print.

I'm not even sure he can read.

When he fails to pay back the loan

and he will fail.

The Palais will be mine.

No more free rehearsal space for two bit bands.

Ooh.

You're good.

(chuckling)

(crashing)

Hello?

(dramatic music)

Oakley come on.

Pick up, pick up.

(alarm blaring)

(coughing)

Is everyone okay?

I think so,

are you okay?

I am but,

Dan's got big problems.

Unpaid bills.

Customers who might not come back

and Fleur's gone.

(alarm blaring)

(sirens blaring)

Hang on I've got an idea.

(gentle upbeat music)

That really is small print.

♪ Ooh baby I found you ♪

♪ Baby I found you ♪

♪ But I almost ♪

♪ Never did. ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ But I almost never did ♪

(sizzling)

♪ Just imagine if you and your friends had gone ♪

♪ Into the same party that I was ♪

♪ Just imagine if I had sat in a different place ♪

♪ I would have never seen your face ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Baby I found you ♪

♪ Baby I found you ♪

♪ But I almost ♪

♪ Oh baby I found you ♪

♪ Baby I found you ♪

♪ But I almost ♪

♪ Never did ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But I almost never did ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But I almost never did ♪

(people clapping)

[AJ] Burgers!

Come and get your burgers.

Dan!

Welcome home.

What's going on here?

Chloe had a brilliant idea

for bringing in some new customers.

Why are the firemen here?

They're the new customers.

(laughing)

Whoa Maya

you look

great,

Sort of like a...

packed lunch.

I know, right?

Dan, you can't do the deal with Sasha.

What?

Dan wouldn't do a deal with Sasha.

Yes I confess.

I went to see Sasha Small about a loan.

(sighing)

But I didn't go through with it,

soon as I saw the contract I tore it up in front of her

"Yeah you can keep your deal."

Look how much we've raised.

That's enough to save the Palais,

ain't it Dan?

Maybe up to the first floor.

Yes.

It's a start

yeah you boys can keep your rehearsal room.

Yeah! Yes!

(laughing)

Thank you.

For what?

For being you.

Saving the day

again.

You didn't have to help us.

It's what I'm here for.

(upbeat guitar music)

♪ I came here with a broken heart ♪

♪ That no one else could see ♪

♪ I drew a smile on my face to paper over me ♪

♪ But wounds heal and tears dry and cracks they don't show ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Let's go back to simplicity ♪

♪ I feel like I've been missing me ♪

♪ Its not who I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I felt this darkness over me ♪

♪ We all get there eventually ♪

♪ I never knew where I belonged ♪

♪ But I was right and you were wrong ♪

♪ Been telling myself all along ♪

♪ Don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Learn to forgive learn to let go ♪

♪ Everyone trips everyone falls ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own ♪

♪ Kind of frail I feel it in my bones ♪

♪ Won't let my heart my heart turn into stone ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ I'm standing on top of the world right where I wanna be ♪

♪ So how can this dark cloud keep raining over me ♪

♪ But hearts break and hell's a place that everyone knows ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Let's go back to simplicity ♪

♪ I feel like I've been missing me ♪

♪ Was not who I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I felt this darkness over me ♪

♪ We all get there eventually ♪

♪ I never knew where I belonged ♪

♪ But I was right and you were wrong ♪

♪ Been telling myself all along ♪

♪ Don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Learn to forgive learn to let go ♪

♪ Everyone trips everyone falls ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own ♪

♪ Kind of frail I feel it in my bones ♪

♪ Won't let my heart my heart turn into stone ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Ooh I ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I learned to wave goodbye ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How not to see my life ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Through someone else's eyes ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ It's not an easy road ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ But now I'm not alone ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I ♪

♪ I won't be so hard on myself no more ♪

♪ Don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Learn to forgive learn to let go ♪

♪ Everyone trips everyone falls ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own ♪

♪ Kind of frail I feel it in my bones ♪

♪ Won't let my heart my heart turn into stone ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own ♪

♪ Kind of frail I feel it in my bones ♪

♪ Won't let my heart my heart turn into stone ♪

♪ So don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

♪ Don't be so hard on yourself no ♪

(jaunty guitar music)

Sorry, didn't see you there.

No, it's amazing.

You guys should have heard Harry earlier,

really pushing some boundaries.

Harry mate rehearsals.

Who are these people?

Guys I jam with,

sometimes.

Is that take away?

No that Japanese drums.

She's got into your head.

I just think Trinity's right about everything.

Are you trying to cut him off from his band?

He can be an authentic artist or an idiot pop sell out,

totally up to him.

Who wants to get rid of those weird drum thingis?

Well then Trinity goes

and if Trinity goes,

I go.

(upbeat music)

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