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If you could be any guitarist in history,

who would you be?

Easy, King Kong.

King Kong didn't play the guitar.

How do you know?

The same way I know the TRex is "Jurassic World"

didn't play the guitar.

Obviously a TRex can't play the guitar,

arms are too short, claws would snap the strings,

and they'd eat the audience.

Think it through, Harry.

(upbeat music)

♪ Let's go, boys ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweet ♪

And the crowd goes wild, The Wonderland, The Wonderland!

Can you run around so we can remember

what it's like performing in front of an actual crowd?

Mya said Girls Here First had 5,000 at their last gig.

Oh, that's great.

Please don't speak to her again.

No can do.

I've decided I'm gonna ask her out on a date.

[All] No!

You've been practicing that?

Okay, so what happens when you Google, The Wonderland?

Answer, this.

The world sees us as losers.

It's 'cause of Girls Here First.

We're not losers, we're runners up.

Who knows what the future holds.

Guys, need a hand in the diner,

I'm blocking toilets.

Yeah, we're living the dream.

Can you check the rest of your shifts, yeah?

That was the deal.

Time's up, boys, next band's here.

AJ, we need a new band photo.

Great, let's get it started.

AJ, will you do the honors?

Certainly can, it's what managers do, right?

How do you...

Oh wait, whoops, wrong button.

Oh, sorry, I think I bought something.

Great.

What am I supposed to do with a massive bag of cat litter?

Get a cat?

Can't hold this pose much longer.

No offense, but we need a pro.

Like Jody Lewis, she's a legend,

shot all the great bands.

Wow, did she go to prison for that?

She's a photography, not a serial killer.

As far as you know.

Her new exhibition opens tonight,

how about we go and get some inspiration?

No need, photographer's coming at one.

A real pro, owes me a favor.

Nice one.

Thanks, AJ.

Well, that's sorted.

Hello, is anyone listening to the social media manager?

What did she say?

Chloe, wait.

Hey, how many times, use the trolley.

We can't afford

To drop the amp.

Have you been practicing that?

I'll be good, I promise, I'll use the trolley.

Laters.

You gonna help me or what?

Better get a move on, boys.

Next band's downstairs.

(phone chimes)

Oakley, what you doing?

Nothing.

Exactly.

Come grab some gear.

(phone chimes)

Yes!

What is it?

My new workout

I punchersize.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oakley, get back here, I can't move this all by my...

Great.

(amp crashing)

(Antonio screaming)

Antonio!

I'm so sorry.

It's probably not as bad as it looks.

(siren wailing)

(upbeat music)

♪ Baby, if you're over me ♪

♪ Baby, if you're over me ♪

Sloppy.

You're missing your marks.

We're doing this until you get it right.

Oh, I'm sorry, did you have something better to do?

Well, we we're wondering

maybe if possible we could have a super quick lunch break.

You want a lunch break?

Well, you see, the thing is,

I'm meant to be meeting a friend

and he'll be expecting me.

He?

Hot date is it?

Have you got a date?

No, we're just friends.

Good friends, he's a friend.

You said friend way too many times.

Who is he?

And his star sign?

Do not say Sagittarius, that will not go well.

What?

It's no one you know and it's not a date.

Please, just a super quick lunch break

and when we get back we'll nail the routine, I promise.

Fine, 30 minutes, not a second longer.

Yes.

(upbeat music)

We've got an audition this afternoon

to be the house band in a restaurant.

We will have to cancel.

Whoa, whoa, maybe Antonio can still play.

A mariachi band is nothing without the maracas.

And his moves, you should see his moves.

Maybe I can stand in for Antonio.

I mean, I can keep time and I'm in a band

called The Wonderland.

We were on "The Spotlight."

Oh yeah, you were the losers.

Runners up.

You all look so sad.

Yeah, I know, we're getting new photos done.

I'll meet you at the restaurant?

2:00 P. M. at La Cuchara, don't be late.

(upbeat music)

My arms won't fit.

Turn and try sideways.

Careful of my maracas.

She's in disguise.

Love the disguise, how long have you got,

'cause I could sit here and talk to you all day.

Oakley, where are you?

(phone chimes)

I can't believe it's finally happening,

you and me, alone, together.

I pictured it exactly like this.

(phone chiming)

Well, except for the walking stick.

I've got to say,

you've got your croaky old lady voice nailed.

I can do voices too, wanna hear my monkey voice?

I'll do it anyway. (imitating monkey)

Oakley. Mya.

I should've known it wasn't you.

It was going way too well.

Now I've got competition.

I've got to go.

I'm not gonna call her.

Sasha's working us really hard,

I can't be late back.

How long does it take to get there?

About three minutes.

Let's speed date, can I have the first question?

Doesn't that count as a question?

Yeah.

Your turn.

Okay, what's your most embarrassing moment?

[Oakley] Oh, tricky.

I'd have to go with mistaking you for an old lady.

(upbeat music)

This dent looks new.

Did someone drop the amp?

What, no.

That's an old dent.

I would know I've got a really good memory with dents.

This definitely looks like a new dent.

How would you know?

Are you some kind of dentist?

Sorry, man, I didn't mean to have a go.

I'm just feeling the pressure

and I don't wanna let you guys down.

Let us down?

Look, we're all in this together, remember?

Yeah, I know.

There's just so much going on with the photo

and rehearsals.

And I still need to finish that song at some point,

it's just not working.

Look, it'll be ready, just give it time.

And worrying about a broken amp isn't gonna help.

Is it broken?

See?

Perfectly fine.

(upbeat music)

Biggest lie you've ever told.

I'm so happy you beat us on "The Spotlight."

I have a really good feeling about The Wonderland.

Thanks.

If you couldn't be a singer, what would you be?

A spy.

I'm really good at old lady disguises.

And that's my top secret headquarters,

which you're not allowed to enter.

Are you free tonight?

Can't, Sasha's dragging us to some photography thing.

Jody Lewis?

You've heard of her?

Hey, I'm not a total idiot.

I love that she still shoots on medium format, don't you?

Yeah, and I love how she's a serial killer

that's still allowed to take photos.

Photos.

I've got to go, I'll DM you.

(upbeat music)

Yes.

And relax, great workout.

Okay, boys, this is it.

One iconic band photo coming up.

Everyone smile for Mr. Twinkle.

[Chloe] Yeah, he took quite a few.

I think these are lovely.

Mom, they look like a lineup of confused criminals.

Mr. Twinkle, I love that guy.

So does the camera.

What a dude.

What do you think, Chloe?

Yeah.

They're in color and you're all in them.

Except for that one, that's just Mr. Twinkle.

I think that's the one.

I just don't think these are right.

Sorry.

Well, I love them.

They remind me of your school photos

when you were little smoochies.

Mom! You were so cute.

Mom!

I just don't think we're really going

for the little smoochies look.

Okay, maybe let's leave them to it.

See you later, guys.

(phone chimes)

[Chloe] What are we gonna do?

How about we get some ideas

from that Jody Lewis thing.

Where do you get your ideas from?

Healthy body and a healthy mind.

Except it's sold out.

I got the last ticket.

Guys, don't worry, we'll get in.

We're celebrities.

(upbeat music)

Sorry guys, celebrities only.

That's us, we're The Wonderland,

we were on "The Spotlight."

Of course, you were the losers.

Runners up, come on.

Sorry, you're not on the list.

You haven't even looked.

You're still not on the list.

Guys, new idea, paparazzi there,

we're looking sharp, smile and wave,

we might get the perfect shot.

Yeah, good idea.

Who are they? No clue.

I've never seen them before.

You can't stand there, off it.

Why aren't they taking our pictures?

They don't know who you are, move.

Don't worry, guys, I can get us in.

Look over there.

No.

Please?

I've got a ticket.

Right.

Get out and stay out.

Not quite the perfect shot.

Well isn't this embarrassing?

Oakley?

Mya, hi.

This is my new bodyguard.

Yeah, you keep pushing me this way.

[Security] Clear off.

Okay, good news, I can't see any photos of us

getting chucked off the red carpet.

If you search for The Wonderland

you still get "The Spotlight" loser photo.

So really good news then.

Your fans don't care you're losers.

Runners up, please.

Runners up, yeah.

Know what'll cheer you up,

tomorrow night I'm doing half price spaghetti bolognese,

this place is gonna be jumping, come on down.

Thanks, Dan, but I don't think we're gonna be in the mood

for a big night out.

Hey Dan, I can get you a great mariachi band.

Italian food, mariachi, it's perfect.

Tell them to get here at seven,

I'm gonna need some help with washing up after.

Harry, how do you know a mariachi band?

They were in the rehearsal room once

and I bumped into them.

Oakley, should we go?

[Oakley] Half price spag bol, tasty.

So you guys wanna rehearse at mine tomorrow night?

(phone chimes)

Yes!

I think I'll have a quiet night in.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, huge news, guys, huge.

You can thank me later.

I like chocs, by the way.

Flowers are good too, in addition to chocolates.

Although

What's the big news?

I just managed to persuade Jody Lewis

to shoot you guys tomorrow?

[All] What?

How does that woman get away with it?

Right, we need a bullet proof vest,

a safe house.

She'll take your photographs tomorrow.

She followed you on "The Spotlight"

heard you got thrown off the red carpet,

thought it was pretty rock and roll.

Chloe, we always believed in you.

Well, I didn't, but they did.

She's flying back to LA tomorrow night

for a photo shoot with Beyonce,

she said she'd swing by for five

on her way to the airport.

Chloe, you're a genius.

That's what it looks like.

So after tomorrow night when you Google The Wonderland,

her photos are all you're gonna see.

We really need to pull it together then, right guys?

Yeah, completely.

What time will she be here?

6:58 bang on.

Molly, we'll need help setting up,

get everyone, AJ, Meg, your mom, Eleanor.

I'm on it.

So do you think we'll be done by seven?

I should think so,

she's not gonna miss her flight for you guys, no offense.

What's going on with you guys?

Nothing.

Just looking forward to a quiet night in,

after the photos.

What he said.

(upbeat music)

Where is Harry, have you seen him?

He better not be a no show again.

(upbeat music)

(phone chimes)

Where's Jody the serial killer?

It's nearly seven?

Where is she, we're meant to be done by now.

Sorry, just wanna make a start on that night in,

got a lot of odd socks that need pairing up.

What is going on with you two?

Jody Lewis is coming to take our photo,

we're gonna be legends.

Please try not to sweat so much, Harry.

Do you wanna borrow my deodorant crystal?

Here, let me just

Mom, get off!

(phone chimes)

She's running late, she's gonna message me

when she's on her way.

What?

I think I've eaten something dodgy.

I need the toilet, back in a sec.

Yeah, what he said.

(upbeat music)

Sorry I'm late.

I thought you dumped me for the old lady again.

I texted her first, but she couldn't make it,

so I suppose you'll have to do.

I better make the most of you

before they throw you out.

No, no, I'm not going anywhere.

(upbeat music)

[Harry] Sorry I'm late.

What is with the mustache?

Are you making fun of Mexicans?

No, I just thought that

Take it off.

Hola, amigos!

You want me to take off the mustache?

Nevermind, that is our cue.

Don't mess this up for us, okay?

And I want to see some moves,

uno, dos, tres, quatro.

I think Sasha's onto us.

She kept asking me questions about you

after we spoke on the red carpet.

Sorry, am I boring you?

No, no, I'm just looking for Dan so we can order.

You hungry?

I'm hungry.

(upbeat music)

Too casual.

Not casual enough.

No pouting.

Okay, pout a little bit.

Give me faraway look.

Nope, too far.

Bring it back.

(phone chimes)

It's Jody, she's on her way.

Where are the boys?

We need to find them, I can't be iconic on my own.

Food poisoning, I think.

Yep, they'll be busy both ends.

Wait here, I'll go.

(upbeat music)

So if you could date any girl on the planet

who would it be?

I'll give you a hint,

don't name anyone more than two feet away from you.

Just need the loo, back in a sec.

I feel so much better now.

Where is Harry, Jody Lewis is on her way?

I just need the loo, back in a sec.

(upbeat music)

I checked the loos, but he still isn't there.

There you are.

How you feeling?

Sore.

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Come on, guys, she'll be here soon.

(phone chimes)

Unbelievable, she's gonna be another 20 minutes.

No worries, gives us time to warm up,

try some poses.

Food poisoning?

Yeah, food poisoning.

(upbeat music)

Are you okay, you're sweating.

It was really hot in the loo.

I think the heater's broken.

Well, you're here now, where were you?

Where have you been?

Sorry, dodgy tummy.

The Mexican music doesn't agree with me.

(mariachi music)

(phone chimes)

(phone chimes)

[Man] Where have you been, come, let's go.

Where is she?

(phone chimes)

Gotta go again.

Enough.

What's going on?

Look over there.

See, it can work.

I'm taking you to the hospital.

I'm fine, seriously.

You're not fine, it could be food poisoning.

This place is dodgy.

This place is awesome.

Hospital, now.

Please, sit down, I can explain.

What's going on?

After you messaged me I found out Jody Lewis

was coming tonight to take photos of us

in the rehearsal room upstairs.

What, the Jody Lewis?

There's more than one?

That's how she gets away with all those crimes.

We were supposed to be done by seven,

but she keeps getting delayed.

I didn't wanna cancel our date,

so I've been trying to stay in two places at once.

So you're trying to have a date with me

and get ready for a photo shoot?

I think it's traditional at this point

for you to throw a drink in my face.

Can't believe you'd go through all that effort for me.

[Oakley] Nope, I am awake.

You are ruining this gig for us.

In, out, in, out.

Shake it all about.

[Man] This is a joke for you, huh?

No, I've just got a really bad stomachache.

Lies, you are making fools of us.

Look, I can explain everything, just

I will not be calm.

And I told you, take off that mustache.

Harry.

Harry?

Oakley. Oh, no.

Sorry.

How dare you?

(group exclaiming)

Jody?

(shutter clicks)

Have you tried searching for The Wonderland?

As band photos go it's memorable.

It's better than the photo of us

losing on "The Spotlight."

Well, I love it.

Look, I'm sorry I lied about dropping the amp.

Sorry I lied about Mya,

promise I won't see her again, much.

See her as much as you like.

Who you date is up to you.

Next time, guys, just talk to me.

We're not gonna make it as a band

if we keep secrets from each other.

I once ate a whole watermelon

to see how long it would take to poop out the seeds.

Okay, some secrets you can keep.

Hey look, we're in this together.

Come on, guys, cheer up.

It's not the end of the world.

This time next year...

[All] We'll be number one.

Who ordered cat litter?

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ho ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ho ♪

♪ I've been trying to do it right ♪

♪ I've been living a lonely life ♪

♪ I've been sleeping here instead ♪

♪ I've been sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ I've been sleeping in my bed ♪

♪ So show me family ♪

♪ All the blood that I will bleed ♪

♪ I don't know where I belong ♪

♪ I don't know where I went wrong ♪

♪ But I can write a song ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweet ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ho ♪

♪ I don't think you're right for him ♪

♪ Think of what it might've been ♪

♪ If we took a bus to Chinatown ♪

♪ I'd be standing on Canal and Bowery ♪

♪ She'd be standing next to me ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ Love, we need it now ♪

♪ Let's hope for some ♪

♪ 'Cause, oh, we're bleeding out ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweetheart ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ You belong with me ♪

♪ You're my sweet ♪

Why are you wearing a suit?

Don't cook anything when I'm gone.

Dan, is something wrong?

Keep it hush, but I've sort of run out of money.

And I'm gonna have to sell The Palais.

What?

How much would you like to borrow?

Whoa, you're Fleur East,

mega famous person alarm.

Guys, I'm here.

What do you want me to

Is there a problem with the food?

We're fresh out of problems.

We have a huge problem.

(alarm wailing)

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