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[Meg] No way, absolutely not.

Why not, Meg?

Well, we've already got a bath, why do we need a hot tub?

I don't want to be boil in the bag rice.

A hot tub's like a bath,

it just does the farting for you.

Hey, I've heard you in the bath.

You don't need any help making bubbles.

(AJ imitates gas)

(Meg chuckles)

Lovely cup of tea, Meg.

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

Don't use your blue mug, 'cause I had to get a wasp

out of the bog with it this morning.

(AJ spits)

Dad!

(soft rock music begins)

♪ Ohay ♪

♪ WooHoo ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's go, boys ♪

♪ Ohay ♪

♪ Ayoh ♪

♪ Ohay ♪

(rock music continues)

♪ Ohay ♪

♪ Ayoh ♪

♪ Ohay ♪

[Oakley] That was aws!

(melancholy music)

(computer chirping)

(knocking on door)

Mom, I've told you I'm fine.

[Oakley] Nate, it's us.

[Harry] Oakley and Harry.

We're in a band together, remember?

Guys, I just wanna be left alone.

[Chloe] This is stupid, coming in.

[Harry] This place stinks.

[Oakley] When did you last change your underwear?

What's going on?

They've made me into a meme, Chloe.

A dank meme.

That's not even the best one.

Duh, duh, duh.

(Harry laughing)

The people who make these are

Monsters, really bad people.

I'm just so tired of people pointing and laughing.

Nobody's pointing or laughing.

(Molly laughing)

[Anika] Molly! Don't make it worse for your brother.

He's already been completely humiliated

in front of millions of people.

Thanks, Mum.

[Anika] Love you.

Anyway, things are looking up.

Dad's found us a gig.

Really?

He so wants to be our manager.

As if.

Got us a private booking for some girl's 15th.

Dad's a millionaire apparently.

[Harry] Here, look.

She's a big fan of The Wonderland, too.

She's not even got that many followers.

Pretty lame to me.

You can't do this.

The Wonderland are for everyone,

not just some spoiled rich kids like her.

[Nate] This could be what I need, Chloe.

Get out there, do what we do best.

Especially if her dad's in the industry.

Apparently what you do best is ignore my advice.

Chloe, wait.

(upbeat music)

[AJ] Okay, best behavior, boys.

[Nate] This guy could be just what we need.

[Oakley] This could be it.

[Harry] So Oakley, don't speak.

Let Nate do the talking.

Hey, hey.

I'm Hot Tub Tony

Nate?

I'm Nate.

Harry.

Dad says you're in the industry.

Yeah, the hot tub industry.

You've heard the ads on the radio?

♪ Hot Tub Tony Hot Tub Tony ♪

Amazing.

Not the music industry?

Tony has his own recording studio.

I thought we were doing a gig.

I said private booking.

Never mentioned a gig.

Have I ever let you down?

Have I? Boys?

Step forth into Hot Tub Towers.

All will be revealed.

(upbeat music)

Coleen, you look great.

I love that dress. Where did you

I wanted to talk to you by that clip

of the boy at the Girls Here First concert.

I can't stop watching, it's so cringe.

♪ Ha, ha, dance ♪

(Sasha laughs)

[Sasha] Dodged that one.

♪ Boogie Wonderland ♪

I'm all for publicly humiliating your enemy.

That's why we get along.

Back in the day,

I would have put heads on spikes and arrest them,

but I like these boys.

But they lost. We're all about winners.

You're joking, right?

No, no, no, not joking.

I like them, they've got something.

Whatever they've got, we definitely don't want.

♪ The records are playing and my heart keeps saying ♪

♪ Boogie♪

Look, this video shows I was right not to sign them.

Doesn't it?

Well, I hope you've made the right choice.

Don't want another J Mob, now do we?

(upbeat music)

[Chloe] Oh Molly! I need to talk to you. Can't believe it.

The boys are making AJ the manager

and went off to play some private gig

for some stuckup rich girl.

I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Something about this gig just doesn't seem right Molly.

Well, it cheered up Nate. You saw how down he was,

he even asked mum if he could paint his bedroom purple.

Why purple?

Purple is a reflection of my life. Like a bruise.

Why did he just ignore me?

You're the social media manager.

An embarrassing clip went viral on your watch.

Soz.

(Chloe sighs)

If I could just get such a Sasha Small to take down

that video off their channel.

Maybe Nate might listen to me next time.

Yeah. Sasha can't be all bad,

Not all bad? She's basically a velociraptor in lip gloss.

Not a good look.

You know what? I'm not scared of her.

In fact, we're gonna get her to take that video down.

We? How is it we? I'm not getting involved.

If we get in, we might be able to see Girls Here First.

I'm all in. What's the plan?

If we walk in with our heads up and act like we belong,

we'll be able to go straight past security

and into her office.

(upbeat music begins)

[Security] Get out of here.

Well that went well.

Yeah. Well there's still Plan B.

Which is?

To work out Plan C.

(upbeat music continues)

Here you go. Fill your boots.

[Harry] Oh my gosh. Look all this stuff.

[Oakley] Look at that deck!

Nice one, manager.

[Oakley] I'm sending this to Mya.

Even she'll get jealous.

Is this an MD47 classic? Stenhouse and preamps.

Dynamic noise reduction. Fully reconditioned.

Wow.

What he said.

Hands off the desk.

Yeah. Must've cost a small fortune.

A large fortune actually.

But now it's too much for my little girl.

Right. Let's record this single.

Record a single?

An actual single?

We're gonna go huge. Release it to radio.

From our context, the Wonderland will be everywhere.

Right. Let's get the birthday girl in to record her vocals.

But I'm the singer.

It's Rosie's song. She wrote especially. You'll love it.

Here she is! My princess.

I can't believe it's really you.

Yeah. It's really me.

Harry?

You're my favorite.

I'm cool with this situation.

Come this way, let's get on.

Dad! Stop telling me what to do.

Sure. Whenever you're ready, sweetheart.

No problem.

(upbeat music plays)

[Chloe] I can't believe it's him again.

About plan D.

♪ Oh oh oh baby I feel ♪

♪ It's amazing amazing ♪

(upbeat music plays)

♪ Oh oh oh this is your day ♪

♪ You're in danger, danger, danger, yeah ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Oh oh oh baby today ♪

♪ is my birthday birthday ♪

♪ You met me on my birthday ♪

♪ and you know what people to say ♪

♪ This is the one day ♪

♪ That is a super duper special day ♪

♪ Baby baby ♪

♪ Things are amazing ♪

(applause)

Brilliant! Yeah!

(applause)

Thank you so much. What was your favorite bit?

The end was really good.

Ah, guys? Quick band meeting?

I'll be waiting for you, Harry.

You dog.

[Harry] Oh shut up. Team talk guys

[Nate] Okay. So this is a disaster.

Well, it's quite fun watching Harry freak out

'cause a girl likes him. What a melt.

There is some good news.

What?

Tony says I can use one of his hot tubs.

Go the Wonderland. Yay.

♪ Do re mi so fa di do ♪

If this song gets sent to anyone,

we will be a laughingstock.

Again.

(upbeat music)

[Molly] Arg, it stinks in here.

[Chloe] Left, right, left, right, left, right.

[Molly] I told you this would work.

Okay.

[Molly] Left, right, left, right.

[Chloe] Stop. Okay. Nearly there.

(soft upbeat music)

[Molly] Ugh, ew!

(Chloe shushes)

(upbeat music continues)

[Chloe] Oh no! Ew!

[Molly] Gross.

(dustbin lid bangs)

♪ You met me on my birthday ♪

♪ And you know what people like to say ♪

♪ This is the one day ♪

♪ That is a super duper special day ♪

I reckon we've got a number one on our hands.

More like a number two.

Hey guys. I was thinking I could be your backing singer.

Then we could spend more time together.

Oh man. Sorry. Looks like I broke a string.

This might take awhile. Harry! Would you?

[Chloe] Oh, that was disgusting.

If only they were taking delivery of a Pants Man horse.

[Chloe] Wait a minute.

Now this could be perfect.

(upbeat music begins)

And you! Come on!

[Chloe] Come on!

[Molly] This is mad. This will never work.

[Harry] Nate please say you have a plan.

We can't leave until we fix that truck.

I need to get to that desk.

While I pretend to fix these strings,

someone needs to keep Hot Tub Tony talking.

Then I can remix the truck.

[Oakley] Keep someone talking?

Sounds like a job for the king of chat.

I can keep any conversation going.

[Nate] Great idea. If

I can just keep on talking.

[Nate] Right. Okay

[Oakley] If, when there's nothing else to say,

I can just keep on

[Nate] We get it.

Now we just need someone to keep her busy.

No, no, no.

Please no.

Rosie? Harry's too shy to ask,

but he loved a tour of the house.

Of course! Come on.

[Oakley] Bye Harry.

Help. Help.

[Instructor] All right, girls, come on, stretch out.

At least we're inside.

[Instructor] Come on, nice and loose.

We're filming it today, so Sasha can watch it

and decide which of you will be in the video.

Hope you all remember the moves from the first audition.

I've got to get out of here.

Calm down. You'll get us sus.

You really don't understand. I cannot dance.

You only have to be good enough not to draw attention.

See, they always do left foot, right foot, spin.

I don't understand what you saying.

(pop music starts)

[Instructor] All right, lets go!

Lovely girls. Lots of energy.

All right, come on girls, faster. Lots of energy.

[Molly] Left foot, left foot, start with the left.

(pop music continues)

[Instructor] Careful girls.

Sorry.

[Instructor] What are you doing?

[Molly] I better go check she's okay.

[Instructor] What's going on?

[Molly] This way.

No one can ever know about this, all right?

Oh, it's him again.

(upbeat music starts)

We have to find Sasha's office.

(upbeat music continues)

Let's try up here.

(upbeat music continues)

Come on.

Nearly there.

(upbeat music fades)

And this is third bedroom and this is my bedroom.

I don't need to see in there.

It's just my room, Harry.

She's right. It's just a room.

What's the worst that could happen?

(suspenseful music begins)

I'm going to paint your nails.

(door bangs closed)

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Gonna power on up through the night ♪

[Robotic Voice] Power on.

Hello?

[Robotic Voice] Please input your name.

Oakley.

[Hot Tub] Hello Oakley. Filling hot tub.

(water rushes)

(upbeat music begins)

♪ Today is my birthday♪

[Oakley] Start bubbles.

[Hot Tub] Starting bubbles.

[Oakley] Wow! That's cool!

Increase bubbles.

[Hot Tub] Bubbles increased.

That's enough now, stop it.

[Hot Tub] Bubbles increased.

Stop it. Stop water. Stop bubbles.

Stop increasing the bubbles.

[Hot Tub] Increasing bubbles.

No, I said stop it!

Obey me! Obey my voice, I am your master.

I command you to stop. Hold. Cease.

(electronic beeping)

(cellphone rings)

Oh Mya, pick up. Help me.

[Hot Tub] Increasing, increasing,

increasing, increasing, increasing,

(door slams)

(ticking)

So basically, you don't think I'll be able to boil an egg

in any of these?

It's not really what they're designed for to be honest.

What about boil in the bag rice?

Again, not really what the hot tub's for.

What about No! You can't.

What ever it is, you can't.

(Tony sighs)

Anyway, let's see if Nate's ready.

No! Wait, one more question.

Oh yeah.

How exactly would you turn off a voice activated hot tub?

If I really needed to, really quickly?

(suspenseful music)

Chloe, we can't.

I can delete the video myself.

[Molly] Wow. Look at this.

She won't even know we were here.

I don't know, Chloe. This feels wrong.

Be quiet and keep a look out.

Now, what would Sasha have as a password?

It's normally something personal.

What's she into?

Oh, I know!

Being

evil.

(computer beeps)

We need to figure it out.

Figure it out.

[Molly] Hide! She's coming!

(footsteps approaching)

(water rushing)

Expelliarmus!

God. It never works for me.

(water rushing)

♪ Oh oh oh baby♪

(footsteps)

(chair rolls)

(suspenseful music begins)

What are we gonna do?

(clothes rustling)

(suspenseful music continues)

(suspenseful music fades)

(upbeat music begins)

♪ Oh oh oh this is your day♪

(Nate sighs)

[Hot Tub] Warning. Hot tub level at critical.

[Oakley] I'm out of here!

[Hot Tub] Warning. Hot tub level at critical.

(laptop bangs)

Okay, so,

we want you to take down the Girls Here First video.

The one with Nathaniel, from The Wonderland.

Who are you exactly?

Fans Nobodies.

Fans of the nobody's. You've never heard of the nobody's?

Hot band.

You're a sister of a Wonderlander.

You were there when they lost the spotlight.

Came second.

Runners up.

They embarrassed me. With their talent,

they should've gone all the way.

Ah, so you would admit their talented.

I didn't. What I meant was

You said the words.

Yeah, you totally said them.

Are you scared they'll do well and make you look bad?

Oh please. Do you think I lie awake at night,

worrying about signing the wrong band?

While I do now. Yeah.

[Molly] Wait, you signed J Mob?

Worst rapper ever. Ouch.

You put up that video of Nate singing

because you're scared of The Wonderland? Hilarious.

You've got three seconds before I call security.

One.

Two.

Actually just get out!

[Molly] Okay, okay!

[Chloe] We're going, we're going!

[Oakley] Nate. I need your help.

[Nate] Not now Oakley. I need to sort this.

If only I could find the button that deletes everything,

including my life.

(water drops)

Wait, don't cry.

(water drops)

[Hot Tub] Critical. Critical. Critical. Critical.

She tried to paint my nails.

We have to get out of here now.

Harry. Don't go.

What's the matter love?

It's okay. You can pick a different shade.

Stay away from me.

Painting someone's nails without permission,

it's just wrong.

Well, I feel like a new man. Are we all sorted?

No, we're leaving.

What? We haven't heard the song yet.

Come on. Just one listen. Before we send it to the networks.

No, please don't.

(water drops)

Wait. What's happening?

(creaking and cracking)

(everyone gasping)

[Boys] Oh no!

(screams and gasps)

(upbeat music begins)

My song!

My desk! My ceiling!

(electric zaps)

I had nothing to do with this.

[Hot Tub] Oakley's hot tub is now ready.

[Nate] Run guys, run!

Come here!

[Nate] Go, go, go! Don't stop going!

[AJ] Come on boys!

[Nate] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, go, go, go.

[Rosie] Harry! Come Back! Take me with you!

[Nate] Do not take her with us! Keep going!

Don't look back!

(upbeat music continues)

(electric buzzing)

(glasses bang)

So in the end, my plan to delete the song,

using the hot tub, worked perfectly.

I don't want to say I told you, I really don't

Don't say it.

Told you so.

In other news, we found out that Sasha Small,

knows you've got talent.

What? How'd you find that out?

Long story short, Chloe got your video taken down.

Seriously?

(loud bing)

She's right. It's gone.

How did you manage that?

It's all standard stuff for a humble social media manager.

I just got into Sasha's head. No big deal.

Basically a legend.

Wait. What's that?

"Epic Dance Audition Fail"

No, you don't need to see that. No, no, no!

(group laughs)

(electric buzz)

♪ Remember the words you told me ♪

♪ Love me 'til the day I die ♪

♪ Surrender my everything ♪

♪ Cause you made me believe your mine ♪

♪ You used to call me baby ♪

♪ Now you're calling me by name ♪

♪ Takes one to know one yeah ♪

♪ You beat me at my own mad game ♪

♪ You push and you push and I'm pulling away ♪

♪ Pulling away from you ♪

♪ I give and I give and I give and you take ♪

♪ Give and you take ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Out of your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man walking tonight ♪

♪ But you need it, yeah, you need it ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Back in your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man crawling tonight ♪

♪ Cause I need it yeah I need it ♪

♪ All of the time yeah ♪

♪ Lately our conversations end like it's the last goodbye ♪

♪ Yeah when it gets too much I call about a hundred times ♪

♪ So who you been calling baby ♪

♪ Nobody could take my place ♪

♪ When you're looking at those strangers ♪

♪ Hope to God you see my face ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Out of your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man walking tonight ♪

♪ But you need it yeah you need it ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Back in your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man crawling tonight ♪

♪ Cause I need it yeah I need it ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You push and you push and I'm pulling away ♪

♪ Pulling away from you ♪

♪ I give and I give and I give and you take ♪

♪ Give and you take ♪

♪ You're running around and I'm running away ♪

♪ Running away from ya ♪

♪ Hmm from ya ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Out of your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man walking tonight ♪

♪ But you need it yeah you need it ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Youngblood ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Say you want me ♪

♪ Back in your life ♪

♪ So I'm just a dead man crawling tonight ♪

♪ Cause I need it yeah I need it ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

(rock music fades out)

(upbeat music begins)

[Mya] Oakley?

[Oakley] Mya?

I think Sasha's on to us.

She kept asking me questions about you.

(water splashes)

[AJ] Okay, boys, one iconic band photo coming up.

Smile for Mr. Twinkle.

(upbeat music continues)

(bangs)

(screams)

(upbeat music continues)

Are you making fun of Mexicans

(rips)

[AJ] Harry.

Harry?

(upbeat music fades)

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