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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,280 I've seen so much blood. 2 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,760 What are you going to do about it? 3 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,080 I'm gonna kill the General, and you're gonna help me. 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,880 Oh, no. 5 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,000 We don't need you. We don't want you. 6 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,840 The gods are dead. 7 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,480 Queen Antedia, you could feed us to your pigs. 8 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:49,040 Who will give me three silver pieces? 9 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,240 There'll come a day in the future when I'll call upon you. 10 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,960 Behold! 11 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,160 From this day forward you are... Quant. 12 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,280 Excellent. 13 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,760 I've come to make you an offer. In exchange for what? 14 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,400 The girl. Lokka is angry. 15 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,200 Where is she? It takes time. 16 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,720 We don't have time. 17 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,280 Let us feast. 18 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,240 Tell me, child. Why did you really come here? 19 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,760 Fuck the gods. 20 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,600 Get back! 21 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,240 That... 22 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,120 That... 23 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,560 And... 24 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,720 ♪ Well you can bump and grind 25 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,040 ♪ It is good for your mind 26 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:38,720 ♪ Well you can twist and shout let it all hang out 27 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:44,000 ♪ But you won't fool the children of the revolution 28 00:03:44,080 --> 00:04:00,320 ♪ No you won't fool the children of the revolution 29 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,640 ♪ No way! 30 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,880 ♪ Wow ♪ 31 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,880 Are you ready to say sorry? 32 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,480 You can't spend all day down there. You'll perish. 33 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,880 And you'll catch... everything. 34 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,440 Look, I know he's a bastard. 35 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,280 We all are, but... 36 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,520 Please, just... just say you're sorry. 37 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,240 Your Majesty. 38 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,000 I was by the chalk place this morning. Saw something. 39 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,520 What? Something strange. 40 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,120 How strange? Very strange. 41 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,600 What was it? 42 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,320 A dragon. How big? 43 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,760 Don't humour him. You're being an arse. 44 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,120 What, breathing fire? 45 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:51,240 All right. Describe what happened word for word. 46 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,240 50 feet long. 47 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,400 Sage-coloured flanks, mustardy wings with purple veins, 48 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,320 claws big as icicles. 49 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:06,440 She turns to me, opens her scaly maw, 50 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,720 breathes a giant plume of orange fire, 51 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,680 roughly the size of a medium to large haystack. 52 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,120 That's not nice. 53 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,360 Something funny? 54 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,520 Oi, you! 55 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,240 What's so funny? Yes? 56 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,680 What's so funny witch? Nothing. Nothing, sorry. 57 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,000 Do you want back down the drop, eh? 58 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,160 Do you want back down the drop? No, sir. 59 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,520 Tania. -No, master. -Louder! 60 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,680 No, Master. Five silver pieces. 61 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,680 Too much by thrice. Can't clean, talks back. 62 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,240 Tell her, pitch the roof. Back to the market... 63 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,360 ..buy an hog, feed her to it. 64 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,000 Eat the fucking hog. Who's in? 65 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,480 I'm in. 66 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,080 I promise Master, I will never talk back again. 67 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,560 Before I forget... 68 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,480 What's that? Weasels. 69 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,920 Found a romp of them up river. 70 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,720 You want me to kill 'em? No. 71 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,080 I want you to teach 'em to sing and dance in a line. 72 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,320 I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel. 73 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,160 Weasels stock gives me wind. What was that? 74 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,600 Nothing. 75 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,960 You want to watch yourself there, brother. 76 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,320 You watch yourself. 77 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,560 Yeah, you're right, Mum. He is a choosy bastard. 78 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,080 You... Witch! 79 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,400 My name is Blaine. I'm an associate of the General. 80 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,120 Sorry, I don't know what that means. 81 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,280 My Lady... 82 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,520 The witch. 83 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,560 Oh... 84 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,920 Tell me about the girl. 85 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,400 What the hell. It is written here. 86 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,800 The name is? Fuck the Gods. 87 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,960 How is he? 88 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 The fever has worsened. 89 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,840 We need to talk. What about? 90 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,280 Thrilled as I am by your unexpected arrival 91 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,720 and conscious of the reasons for your lengthy trip. 92 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,200 Reasons? There's only one reason I'm here. 93 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,640 I'm general of this legion. 94 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,600 The legion has its own rules, and crucially, crucially, 95 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,800 it has its own fucking dogs. 96 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,920 So? So you can't just waltz in here 97 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,160 and eat my right hand man. Your right hand man 98 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,640 was about to have you murdered. Yes, I know. 99 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,480 I knew that before he did. You know, I wasn't born yesterday. 100 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,080 I didn't just crawl out from under a stone. 101 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,840 I'm Aulus "fucking" Plautius. Then, where is she? 102 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,200 20 moons, and not a fucking clue. 103 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,200 That is Aulus Plautius. 104 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:40,840 An empty suit of armour, a put on, wash out, no-show. 105 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:46,240 A vain, preening, disappointing, flabby, floppy failure. 106 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:59,200 The girl had a sister, Islene. She died in the invasion. 107 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:05,040 The witch says if the sister asked her to do something, she will do it. 108 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,600 So? 109 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,720 So, we want you to go and talk to her. 110 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,120 What? 111 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,360 Um, she's dead. 112 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,480 Oh! Oh, yes. Oh... 113 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,320 One tiny little detail you left out, darling. 114 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:28,040 But you visited their dead. Fucking bigmouthed witch! 115 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,680 She said she took you there. 116 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,520 Didn't feel like mentioning that? Mm. 117 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:37,400 What else aren't you telling me? 118 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:41,280 So what are you gonna do? Don't you worry about that. 119 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,920 You tell me. You know I love you, my darling, 120 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,160 but you underestimate me at your peril. 121 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,000 Come now. 122 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,400 Well, I'll go to the underworld and I'll speak to the sister. 123 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,480 But if we are going to work together, 124 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,640 there has to be some ground rules. 125 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,520 Well, come on. One... 126 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,880 You don't eat anyone without my say-so. 127 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,040 -Agreed. -Two... If we're gonna work together, no secrets. 128 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,040 I'll tell you what I know, you do the same. 129 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,320 Agreed. Three... 130 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,040 This cock. Get rid. 131 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,720 Want to be able to speak to my wife alone. 132 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,200 Blaine is my close advisor. 133 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,400 He's a ponce. He's beloved of Lokka. 134 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,440 He is a cunt. 135 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,640 Blaine, darling... High priestess... 136 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,160 Fuck off for a bit. 137 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,880 High priestess... 138 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,360 You weren't so fussy last night. 139 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,440 Where was I? 140 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,920 Four. Four... 141 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,560 The Celtic Queen. -Your whore. -Asset. 142 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,440 Bet she's got a guilty one. 143 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,720 Amena is valuable to me and I want to keep it that way. 144 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,240 Can I fuck her? She's fun. 145 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,640 Well, let's put a pin in that for now. 146 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,920 But just leave her alone. And you don't speak to her, 147 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,880 you don't let jolly boy speak to her, you understand? 148 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,760 I don't remember you being this tense in Rome. 149 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,200 Just relax. 150 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,040 I'm only here for one reason. 151 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,280 I won't be wasting my time on local colour. 152 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,360 Twopenny scrubbers don't know the shit they're in. 153 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,400 Besides... 154 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,920 Lokka's thirst for the sacrament of flesh... 155 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,400 has been well sated. 156 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,560 For now. 157 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,560 She's on to you. 158 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,120 What did you say? Come on, 159 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,400 you're sharper than that. 160 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,560 But not that sharp, eh? 161 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,160 What are you insinuating? 162 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:09,120 Oh, "insinuating." Oh, that's a big word. 163 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,400 I'm in-si-nu-ating 164 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,480 that, whatever your plan is, 165 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,760 tethered up that sleeve, it needs work. 166 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,320 Seriously... 167 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,960 You need to use the whole brain. 168 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,120 What of that cunny cunt cunning in there? 169 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,800 Dream up something... a smidge smarter, 170 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,560 teeny bit more brilliant. 171 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,480 But do it fast, because he may buy more of this. 172 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,600 But she doesn't. 173 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,840 Nice bum. 174 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,120 That bum. 175 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,280 Yummy bum. 176 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,760 Thirsty? 177 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,520 You wasn't really a queen, was you? 178 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,600 You mean, did I have... 179 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,960 treasures? A throne? 180 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,600 Loyal subjects... once upon a time? 181 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,760 Um, I don't believe you. So... 182 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,600 These days, I hardly believe it myself. 183 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,760 Was you, was you married? 184 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,600 Mm. What happened to him? 185 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,720 He died... 186 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,880 in battle. 187 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:05,080 If you married again, 188 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,600 that man, would he be king? 189 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,240 He would indeed. 190 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,360 Would he have his own horse? 191 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,760 He'd have a hundred horses... 192 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,800 ships... 193 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,920 gold... 194 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,320 and he wouldn't eat weasel stew. 195 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,720 He'd eat swan. 196 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,480 Swan? With all the trimmings. 197 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,880 It would be best if you get some sleep, yeah. 198 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,400 Good night, Brooke. Good night, then. 199 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,560 Good night, Mum. 200 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,560 Behold! 201 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,280 So, what do you think? Is he gonna make it? 202 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,360 I'm just saying. It's a pretty deep wound. 203 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,000 Listen, Quant, we have a prophecy. 204 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,120 And if you knew the first thing about the prophecy, 205 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,840 You'd know the Veran doesn't die 206 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,520 The Veran lives for another... 207 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,960 What the fuck... 208 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,680 Forget it. Forget it. I'm not even going to. 209 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,520 Does the prophecy say the chosen one pitches up 210 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,760 and cuts the Veran's throat... 211 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,840 and then does one... 212 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,880 to who knows where. 213 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,400 ♪ ("CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME" PLAYING) ♪ 214 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,520 ♪ Come down off your throne 215 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,160 ♪ And leave your body alone 216 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,320 ♪ Somebody must change 217 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:39,320 ♪ You are the reason I've been waiting so long 218 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,600 ♪ Somebody holds the key 219 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,720 ♪ Well, I'm near the end 220 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:51,600 ♪ And I just ain't got the time 221 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,040 ♪ And I'm wasted 222 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:59,440 ♪ And I can't find My way home... ♪ 223 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,920 What are you doing? 224 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:28,800 ♪ Come down on your own And leave your body alone 225 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,800 ♪ Somebody must change... ♪ 226 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,960 Where do you think the egg is? # You are the reason 227 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,880 ♪ I've been waiting All these years 228 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,760 ♪ Somebody holds the key 229 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,600 ♪ But I'm near the end 230 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:51,920 ♪ And I just ain't got the time 231 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,760 ♪ Lord, and I'm wasted 232 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,440 ♪ And I can't find my way home ♪ 233 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,360 Swap you this brooch for the shoes. 234 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,040 I want coins. I don't have any coins. 235 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,560 Well, get out, then. Go on, get out, you little... 236 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,240 OK, now guess which cup is the egg under? 237 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,720 Are you sure. 238 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,520 OK, I'm sorry, Sir. 239 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,960 You've lost again. Anyone else like a go? 240 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,320 Let's make some money. 241 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,040 Dip, dip, blue ship, who is it? 242 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,640 Is it you? 243 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,640 Dip, dip, sky blue, who is it? Not you. 244 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,360 Dip, dip, sky blue, who is it? 245 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,960 Centurion Viticus! 246 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,080 Hey, hey! 247 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,600 Attention! 248 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,240 General. Since we arrived here, you've shown great courage, 249 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,560 guile, grit, guts! 250 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,240 So, congratulations. You're my new Praefectus. 251 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,920 Um, what happened to Vitus? 252 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,200 Um, yes. Well, he was summoned back to Rome. 253 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,800 Short notice. 254 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,120 -I'm Praefectus? -Well, you see, you put the hours in, pays off. 255 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,160 I will die for the glory of the knight. 256 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,440 Well, I don't doubt it. 257 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,960 So keep an eye on which cup the egg is under. 258 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,760 Which one is it? I'm done with you. 259 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,200 Come on, lads. 260 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,200 I've got one more trick for you, ladies and gentlemen. 261 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,000 I'm going to need a volunteer. 262 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,400 Come on. You look like you like a bit of fun. 263 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,760 Who's feeling adventurous? Up you go. 264 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,440 Nobody? Oh, hello. 265 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,480 Big round of applause for my friend. 266 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,200 Have I got a surprise for you. 267 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,680 -Have you met my friend? -What? I'd like you to look 268 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,760 very, very closely. 269 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,680 That's it. Look very closely. 270 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:20,400 That's it. Is she the fairest maiden your eyes have ever seen? 271 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,600 Yes, she is. 272 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,040 You're in luck. 273 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,720 For she seeks a husband this very night. 274 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,200 Are you an honourable suitor, sir? 275 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,040 Oh, I am. 276 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,840 Now, do you take this chicken 277 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,840 to be your wife? 278 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,440 I do. 279 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,840 That's enough. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 280 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,960 Thank you very much. Excellent. Thank you. 281 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,720 Thank you. Thank you so much. Cheers. 282 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,200 Here. 283 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,320 I'm not hungry. 284 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,160 You blame yourself? 285 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,080 No, I don't. 286 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,040 Everybody else does. So I don't have to. 287 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,920 They've got it covered. 288 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,840 What they forget is 289 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,160 while they're all hiding and wringing their hands, 290 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,360 and dancing, and fucking about, 291 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,760 I was out there working my balls off. 292 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,040 I took a tiny, foolish, speck of a girl, 293 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,680 and I make her into a... 294 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,800 It's true. 295 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,840 Nobody spent that time with her. 296 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,400 They can say and think what they want. 297 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,280 Only you truly know her. 298 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,320 And her heart. 299 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,680 So tell me, has she deserted us? 300 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,320 Do we need a new sign? 301 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,880 Where's you going? Badgering. 302 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,560 Get us a stoat. Get your own. 303 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,280 Majesty. 304 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,880 Stay there. 305 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,920 Hello, missy. 306 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,080 The money from your little show. 307 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,880 It's mine. I don't think so. 308 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,480 Give me the money. It's hers. 309 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,240 She earned it. Fuck off. 310 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:58,560 That's it. Now turn around and walk away with both balls. 311 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,840 Seems I'm surplus to requirements. Hmm, seems so. 312 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,400 Well, goodbye. 313 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,880 You hungry? Not particularly. 314 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,840 Come on. I've had a good day. I've had a shit day. 315 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,920 Is that wine? It's also shit. 316 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,160 Swap you a leg for some shit wine, but you have to pluck the rest. 317 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,120 So... 318 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,080 you do need my help. 319 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,200 Don't push it. 320 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,760 It's a moon tree. Moon what? 321 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,360 Moon tree. They come out at night 322 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,240 and only appear after one moon in 12. 323 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,720 Put it in weasel stew. 324 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,560 It will make it taste like the finest swan. 325 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,240 Fit for a king. 326 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,920 You'll find them in the forest. I need two dozen. 327 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,600 No, I can't. 328 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,720 Rork likes his weasel stew done in a certain way. 329 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,960 The way that mum does it. Trust me. He'll love it. 330 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,920 Mum, too. 331 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 A king? 332 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,800 With a hundred horses. 333 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,200 Where are you from? Me? All over. 334 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,960 Doing what? You name it. 335 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,520 Musician, carpenter, soldier, beggar, salt farmer, fireman, 336 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,560 goatherd... Wait, you were a salt farmer? 337 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,760 Many, many moons ago. 338 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,880 And I can tell you, that is a shit job. 339 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,080 My dad was a salt farmer. Was he? 340 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,600 Well, he must be a better man than me. 341 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,280 Or a total fool. 342 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,360 I couldn't hack it. 343 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,280 Hard, hard ground. 344 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,600 He still at it? 345 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,640 I don't know. 346 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,040 My name is Lucius. 347 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,280 Cait. 348 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,200 And then my mother died, 349 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,680 and we moved west to live with my uncle. 350 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,600 He's a bit like you, been everywhere, done everything. 351 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,280 Legion? Hmm. Exactly. Decrepit. 352 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,240 And he knew of its conjuring. 353 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,080 And he showed me great stuff and... 354 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,280 Amazing stuff. 355 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,800 And then the invasion happened. 356 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,720 And I've been escaping ever since. 357 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,160 Then you came along and interrupted it all. 358 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,200 The end. 359 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,960 You know, when you go around the world 360 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,080 and see as much as I have, you learn a lot. 361 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:24,320 And one of the things you learn... is to spot a lie. 362 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:29,200 And I can tell you, that I think every word you've just told me, 363 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,920 with the exception of the bit about 364 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,680 growing up on a salt farm and your name, 365 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,120 is 100% copper-bottomed, 366 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,800 ocean-going bullshit. 367 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,640 Listen, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to. 368 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,440 Most of people's lives are just stories anyway. 369 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,280 Well, I guess I'll have -to work on it. -Well, you have time. 370 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,680 You haven't. Fuck off. 371 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,320 Anyway, I don't mind. I like a good yarn. 372 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,520 Here's a good game. 373 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,160 I'll tell you a story. 374 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,320 And you have to tell me if it's true 375 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,080 or bullshit. Agreed? 376 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400 Agreed. 377 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,520 If I told you, among all the jobs I've done, 378 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,400 that one was a soldier. 379 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,280 Well, I was a soldier. 380 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,160 A Roman soldier. 381 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,560 I joined the Legion as a boy and I went all over. 382 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,440 This one time, we were guarding some temple. Jerusalem. 383 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,240 We'd rounded up a bunch of troublemakers. 384 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,880 They called themselves messiahs. 385 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,320 They grow them down there like corn. 386 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,720 Anyway, the rule was we'd crucify them 387 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,640 for a couple of days, to show they were nothing special. 388 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,720 This one... 389 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,440 he'd been up there all day, sun frying his brain. 390 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,800 My officer suggested I finish him off. 391 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,920 Do him a favour. 392 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,720 So I did. 393 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,760 I took his spear 394 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,760 and I pushed it through his heart. 395 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,560 Only... 396 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,480 it felt like I was the one being stabbed. 397 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,920 And I stood holding the spear. 398 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,480 And for a few seconds... 399 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:40,400 my heart choked on its own blood. 400 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,680 So I look up... 401 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,480 and he's glowing. 402 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,040 All I see is light. 403 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,160 I laughed it off. 404 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,120 I got pissed for three days. 405 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,840 And then I'm walking through some market and... 406 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,360 I see the man I killed. 407 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,600 And he looked at me. 408 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,280 And he knew who I was. 409 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,480 I know who you are, too. 410 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,760 It was you. 411 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,800 You did it. Cait, listen to me. 412 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,960 I went to your home, I met your father. 413 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 No. No. He told me all about you. 414 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,760 Your sister's name was Islene. No. I'm a fucking idiot. 415 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,120 Idiot. 416 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,720 I know who you are and I need you to listen very carefully. 417 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,920 I have something for you. Something very, very important. 418 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,800 Away from me! Cait! 419 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,000 You can't escape this. None of us can! 420 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,560 Cait! 421 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,640 Cait! 422 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,120 Fuck. 423 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080 Oh, good evening, Your Majesty. 424 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,840 Good evening. 425 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,880 I'm Viticus, the new Praefectus. 426 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,680 And? I'm replacing Vitus. 427 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,880 He had to go back to Rome on short notice. 428 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,040 I heard. 429 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,080 The General has asked to see you in his quarters. 430 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,960 Sorry. 431 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,760 I'll leave you to your asset. 432 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,320 Good evening, Your Majesty. 433 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,080 Good evening. 434 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,520 There you are. 435 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560 Drink? 436 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,920 I thought we should have a little chat. 437 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,240 About the other night. You don't have to say anything. 438 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,560 What? I loved it. 439 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,920 What? 440 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,080 Every minute. 441 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,600 -Really? -I want to know all about your master. 442 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,360 I want to know everything. 443 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,800 Mmm. 444 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,880 Was coming back from market. Saw something strange. 445 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,640 What? 446 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,480 Roman. 447 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,000 Well... It weren't a Roman. 448 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,440 It was. It wasn't a Roman, it was a tree? 449 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,640 It had a sword and a shield. 450 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,600 And leaves and branches. No Romans up here. 451 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,200 There is now. Is it nice? 452 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,080 I saw it with my own eyes. 453 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,480 And six mugs of cider. Look. Romans... 454 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,440 Hey, we're talking. Shut the fuck up. 455 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,080 -Sorry, Brother. -Yeah. How about... 456 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,200 What's this? Those are moon trees. 457 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,760 What? Moon tree. 458 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,760 They make weasel stew taste like swan. 459 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,640 What the fuck are you talking about? 460 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,200 It's fit for a king with a hundred horses. 461 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,720 Where did you find them? The forest. 462 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,080 We do weasel stew mum's way. Always the same. 463 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,680 So why have you... 464 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,400 What's happening? Look. 465 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,400 I can't feel my feet. 466 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,800 Got mice in me skin. 467 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,200 I'm pissing my drawers. 468 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,520 What have you done? 469 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,880 Let me tell you a story. 470 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,880 Once upon a time, there was a little princess 471 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,560 who had an old uncle she simply couldn't stand. 472 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,280 So she ran away to the forest, 473 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,000 where she met a witch. 474 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,560 And she told the witch the story of the evil uncle 475 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,880 and what he'd done to her. 476 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,440 And the witch said, "I know a way 477 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,280 "you can send your uncle to the darkest part of hell." 478 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,760 And the old witch went to her shelf 479 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,160 and she fetched down a jar. 480 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,960 "Oh, what are those?" Asked the princess. 481 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,840 "These", replied the witch, "are moon trees." 482 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,200 Good citizens of this benighted vale, 483 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,120 I am Antedia, Queen of the Regni. 484 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,200 What's happening? I was born sweet and cheerful, 485 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,720 but then the gods, in all their wisdom, 486 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,640 robbed me of my only son. 487 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,480 And I changed. 488 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,040 I became a vengeful, cunning, 489 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,960 merciless, black-hearted bitch. 490 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,200 But fear not, you people will only feel 491 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,960 the faintest flicker of my wrath. 492 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,400 Because I'm saving it up. 493 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,880 Because in these isles, there lives another 494 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,720 upon whom I seek true vengeance. 495 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,640 And so, it only remains for me to say to you 496 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:03,080 meat-headed, diabolic, inbred cunts... 497 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,680 ..brace yourselves. 498 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,520 Can you hear me, Aulus Plautius? 499 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,640 I'm coming for you. 500 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,520 Hundred horses. 501 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,800 His wound is not healing. 502 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,760 What if he dies? 503 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,960 Does not pay to think that way. 504 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,640 Quane... The prophecy says- 505 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,360 There's nothing in the prophecy about me killing the first man. 506 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,840 Nothing about this. What's happening, Quane? 507 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,080 If the prophecy... 508 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,800 You have learnt much. 509 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,600 And I say I cannot fool you. 510 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,400 My boy, we have entered a new age, 511 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,720 an age so dark the words of the prophets can no longer be seen. 512 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,600 Whatever is happening. 513 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:31,880 Whatever is unfolding, it is not yet written. 514 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,880 She won't desert us. 515 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,240 How can you be sure? Because I know her. 516 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,760 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 36313