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You’re going to be
looking at the rain
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hitting ground midnight tonight,
moving in from the coast.
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- Morning, Mark.
- Morning, Mark.
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- Loser.
- Loser.
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Daiquirí.
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It’s a village in Cuba.
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- It’s got three I’s in it.
- Oh.
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- And toast.
- Huh.
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Mark, can you, uh...
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Oh.
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- You know that’s not real food, right?
- I know.
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- Mark, eat something healthy.
- To be fair,
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Dad, you’re gonna be eating
an entire pint
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of Chubby Hubby by yourself
in approximately eight hours.
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You know you have math class
today, right, Mark?
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What I know, Dad, is that
the capital of Burkina Faso
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is Ouagadougou.
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Is that...?
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- O-U-A-G-A-D...
- Hang on, hang on.
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- O-U...
- O-U...
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- You are such a loser.
- You are such a loser.
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- I am not. You...
- I... You are.
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- I’m not.
- I’m not.
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You’ll be at Emma’s
soccer game, right?
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I’m sorry,
but that is incorrect.
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ I remember running through ♪
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♪ The open skies ♪
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♪ And your love
had me hypnotized ♪
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♪ But everything I touch ♪
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♪ Becomes a wrecking ball ♪
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- ♪ And everyone I trust ♪
- Hey!
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♪ Seems to do me wrong ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ So you can’t blame me ♪
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♪ If it’s hard for me
to get the hint ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby,
I’m losing my grip ♪
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♪ Two, three, four ♪
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- No, texter. Let it go.
- Uh...
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♪ Okay ♪
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Uh, the keys are in your bag.
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Oh.
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Bless you.
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♪ Ah, and just maybe ♪
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♪ Just maybe you helped me out ♪
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♪ But now I hardly even
trust myself ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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♪ So you can’t blame me ♪
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♪ If I don’t understand
why I’m not it ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby,
I’m losing my grip ♪
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It’s, uh, straight down
that way,
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and then it’s kind of
one of these things,
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and then it’s your first right.
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- But wait.
- I got kind of a Sherlock thing.
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- I love that show.
- "The game is afoot!"
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"Game is afoot."
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Why would you say that?
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♪ Now when I look back ♪
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♪ On better days ♪
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♪ I think about the way ♪
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♪ That the world seemed great ♪
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♪ But now ♪
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♪ I’m lost ♪
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- ♪ Okay ♪
- ♪ Oh! ♪
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Let’s take one more look
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at your winning numbers today:
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42, 10, 25, 76...
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Oh, my God. I-I won.
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I just won!
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I won the lottery.
Oh, my God!
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Yeah!
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Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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Thank you.
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You’re the Sherlock guy.
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Did I give you directions
earlier?
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...like, the sun is 400 times
bigger than the moon,
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but it’s also 400 times
farther away,
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so they look like
they’re the same size,
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- but they’re not.
- Mm.
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- Um...
- And that is why we have eclipses.
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This is me.
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Well, would you want
to hang out later?
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Tonight or something?
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Uh, I’ve got something.
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Oh. Uh, thank you.
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Uh...
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For your time.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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Oh.
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Dude, those guys have armor.
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- You got to use the rocket launcher.
- Yeah. No way.
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- Shotgun. Watch. Ooh!
- Here.
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- You’re not John Wick.
- Just a little bit of sniper rifle.
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- Your projectile’s only gonna make it worse.
- No, no, no!
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Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no.
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Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no...
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He got you in the face.
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Yeah, I know, Mark,
he got me in the face.
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I’m never gonna find that key.
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What if your whole life
was like that?
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What, where you die and respawn?
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Yeah.
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Or, like, you go to bed,
and when you wake up,
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it’s the same day all over
again, just on repeat.
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What would you do?
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- Besides this?
- Or in addition.
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You know?
Switch it up a little.
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Wait, wasn’t that a movie
where Bill Murray’s stuck
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in the same day till he has sex
with his hot boss?
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Groundhog Day.
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Then that’s it right there.
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Girls.
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You wouldn’t... I don’t know...
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tie a bunch of balloons
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to a lawn chair or something?
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Dude, no.
I’d definitely take the girl.
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- Okay, forget that.
- No, no, no!
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- You could be a force for good.
- Like Batman?
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- Yeah, like Batman.
- But are we talking
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Dark Knight Batman or
Ben Affleck Batman, because...
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Dude, The Animated Series,
obviously.
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No, I’d still take the girl.
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I feel like it would
ultimately be more satisfying.
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- Yeah! Hole in one!
- All right.
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But it might be harder
than you think.
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Ah!
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Dude, you’d get, like,
infinite do-overs.
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You’d just iterate.
Straight A-B testing.
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Right. If there’s
infinite do-overs,
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then sooner or later,
it has to happen.
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Just, like, mathematically.
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Maybe it’s like pi, though.
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Just goes on forever.
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There could be infinite ways
for you not to get laid.
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Yes!
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- Oh.
- Oh, uh, next time... -
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Then you’d never get out
of the loop.
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Right, but why
would you want to?
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You’d be the center
of the universe.
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- You could do anything.
- Yeah, but it could get
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- boring or lonely.
- No way.
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Man, I mean, you would be,
like, the king of everything.
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Hi, honey.
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- Sure, you will.
- No.
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But say it’s you
and you tell me.
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- I’d just forget.
- Right, but you’d never
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- believe me anyway.
- We could’ve had this
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exact conversation, like,
50 times already.
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- Yeah.
- The repetition.
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’Cause it’s not...
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No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
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I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.
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The isolation.
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You’d be like
the last man on Earth.
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Three, two, one.
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What,
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where you die and respawn?
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Morning, Mark.
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- Loser.
- Loser.
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Straight down that way,
and then there’s...
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there’s, like, one of those,
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and you just take a right.
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- Uh, wait.
- Psychic.
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Uh, I love psychics!
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So, what’d she look like?
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- She’s kind of tall, got frizzy hair.
- Ah!
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Sort of, like, a long nose.
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Not, like, a long, long nose,
but like a... like a...
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So, not conventionally
the prettiest girl ever.
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No, no, she’s cute.
She’s cute.
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Oh, so you’re into her.
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No.
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So you’re not into her.
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Well, like,
I’m not not into her.
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Dude, then why are you
looking for her?
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Okay, fine,
I’m completely in love
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with the girl from the pool.
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- What was she wearing?
- She was wearing boots.
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Who wears boots to the pool?
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She’s probably goth.
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She’s probably at
the Barnes & Nobles at the mall
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reading a manga right now.
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Dude, this girl does not
hang out at the mall.
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She’s too good
for the mall, huh?
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No, she’s not
too good for the mall.
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- I didn’t...
- Mm-hmm.
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Feelings for this one you have.
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Okay, is that Darth Vader
or Yoda?
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’Cause you have to pick one. You can’t do both.
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Hey!
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Okay, does she have any tattoos?
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I’m not trying to I.D.
her corpse.
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She did drop a flyer
for a missing dog, though.
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Mark, okay.
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On the flyer,
it’ll have her phone number.
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Right.
Yeah, and I called the number,
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and some guy picked up...
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who does have a daughter,
but she’s eight.
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And he seemed really upset
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that I was using
his personal misfortune
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to try and meet a girl.
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- Which is...
- Which is fair.
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- Yeah, that’s fair.
- That’s fair.
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But wait. So she’s looking
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for the dog,
but it’s not her dog?
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You think maybe
there’s a reward?
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Did you try a dog shelter?
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Can I help you?
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Uh, y-yeah.
I’m-I’m looking for a girl.
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We just have animals.
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- Yeah.
- A vet?
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- Mm-hmm.
- An alley behind a restaurant?
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I doubt she’s looking
for actual Tramp
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from Lady and the Tramp,
but thank you.
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Maybe it’s better
this way, you know?
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Maybe you were gonna
have this, like,
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doomed, toxic romance.
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Maybe you dodged a bullet.
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Oh!
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Hey, no, no. Hey!
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Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Come on.
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Great.
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Uh, h-hey.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Uh, I’m Mark.
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Uh, I just had a quick question.
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- Okay.
- I was wondering...
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This is gonna sound
really strange...
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God, really bizarre...
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but are you experiencing
any kind of temporal anomaly
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in your life?
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By "temporal anomaly," I mean...
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I know what temporal anomaly is.
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Okay, great.
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So, what specifically
I was wondering is...
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The thing where
the same day keeps happening?
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Whoa. Okay.
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Um...
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I-I thought nobody else knew.
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- Well, somebody does. Um...
- Yeah.
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I-I saw you at the pool before.
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You caught a-a beach ball, and
that had never happened before.
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So I-I figured that
you probably had free will.
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I’ve actually been looking
all over for you.
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- You have?
- Y-Yeah.
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You dropped a flyer
for a missing dog,
254
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and I found it,
and the phone number on it
255
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,019
wasn’t you-yours.
256
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,354
No, it wasn’t.
257
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,106
So, what have you been up to
with, I mean,
258
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,317
like, I guess, in-infinite time?
259
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,152
Oh, you know, like,
solving crimes
260
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,403
and, like, finding true love.
261
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,738
Really?
262
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,908
No. Um, I’ve been
teaching myself how to drive.
263
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,536
Figure it doesn’t matter
if I crash because, you know,
264
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,820
- time loop.
- Time loop, yeah.
265
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,249
- So...
- I was gonna try and-and cure cancer.
266
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,019
- Like that’s what this was all for.
- Oh, wow.
267
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,723
And then when I figured it out,
it would...
268
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,439
time would start up again,
and I would basically
269
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,299
- have saved the entire world.
- Oh. How’s that going?
270
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384
Not that great. So far,
not a lot of real progress.
271
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,511
Maybe you set your sights,
like, too high.
272
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,888
Yeah. Like, maybe I should have
273
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,806
just tried to cure
athlete’s foot.
274
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,807
Pink eye.
275
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,184
Indigestion.
276
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,394
Well...
277
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,647
- Mark.
- Mark, this has been fun,
278
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,398
but, um, I actually have to go.
279
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,858
- You do?
- Yeah.
280
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,652
You know, ’cause, ’cause, uh
281
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445
I mean, you know
that the same thing
282
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,208
is just gonna happen again
tomorrow, right?
283
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,032
Yeah.
Yeah, I do know that, yeah.
284
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,284
Sorry. I mean,
but it’s like, you know,
285
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,328
it’s great being
the only one who knows
286
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,497
what’s gonna come next,
but it’s also...
287
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,333
weird.
288
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,043
Like, everything that’s happened
289
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,961
has happened
like a thousand times.
290
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,881
Everyone’s, like,
sleepwalking, you know?
291
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,258
They think this is all there is.
292
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,136
Yeah. Like everyone else
is dreaming
293
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,620
and you’re the only one
who’s awake.
294
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,681
Exactly.
295
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,360
I know you have to go, but-but
you really need to see this.
296
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,295
No, you have to hide.
297
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,299
Here it comes.
298
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,801
Oh!
299
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,678
Sorry.
300
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,722
- What? Where’s my phone?
- Sammy, the phone!
301
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,366
Oh, no! Sammy, come back!
302
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,659
- Dude, your dog...
- Come on, Sammy!
303
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,184
Your dog is taking my phone!
304
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,690
I’ve watched that
like ten times.
305
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,651
- I think it’s a metaphor for something.
- Hmm.
306
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:07,986
Come on.
307
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,196
There’s a better one.
308
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,408
Run!
309
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,034
So, he’s explaining
310
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,328
how feminists control the world
and that’s why
311
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,581
no one will read
his poetry, when...
312
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,252
Quarters... drops them.
313
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,379
Now the recovery.
314
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,090
Oh, but it would appear his
Linkin Park-style wallet chain
315
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,468
got stuck under his bootheel
and the consequences
316
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,845
were nothing short
of disastrous.
317
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,031
I know it’s wrong to laugh
at other people’s misfortune...
318
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,434
But they are
objectively hilarious.
319
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,316
Um, I really have to go.
320
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,359
C-Could I have your number?
321
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,987
I’m sorry. I know that
it’s kind of like, um...
322
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,156
But I just figured, since we’re
stuck in the same day
323
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,074
for pretty much forever,
it-it’d be good
324
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,678
- to keep in touch.
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
325
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,871
No, not yet.
326
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,748
No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
327
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,583
Eight, five, nine...
328
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,335
one, seven...
329
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,181
...true love.
330
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,655
♪ And he flew up, up, up
in the air, air, air ♪
331
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,199
♪ Don’t think he even knew
he was there ♪
332
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,052
♪ And he came down, down, down
like a ton of bricks ♪
333
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,494
♪ I wonder if he even cared ♪
334
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,265
♪ The brakes screech, screech,
screech to a halt, halt, halt ♪
335
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,250
♪ Skidded on
his cell phone and keys ♪
336
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,918
♪ And now he climbs,
climbs, climbs ♪
337
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,255
♪ Climbing up those stairs,
oh, hoping for heaven’s reach ♪
338
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,258
♪ And he’s walking up the stairs
all one by one ♪
339
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,716
♪ Maybe more like ten by ten ♪
340
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,803
♪ He’ll skip, climb numbers,
then slip over ♪
341
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,739
♪ And fall back down again ♪
342
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,849
♪ Now I hear him creeping ♪
343
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,851
♪ Up, up my ceiling ♪
344
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,644
♪ I’ve seen a ghost ♪
345
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,730
♪ Living in my house,
living in my, living ♪
346
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:12,318
♪ I’ve got that feeling
he’s watching me sleeping ♪
347
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,404
♪ I’ve seen a ghost ♪
348
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,281
♪ Living in my house,
living in my ♪
349
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,158
♪ Living in my house. ♪
350
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,435
Hi.
351
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,688
I’m supposed to be
in summer school.
352
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,692
But I’ve only gone like twice.
353
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,819
I want to... I want to go
to art school,
354
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,822
but my parents are obsessed
with putting me in honors math.
355
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,117
- You’re in honors math, aren’t you?
- No.
356
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,994
I’m in AP.
357
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,722
Why do you think
these things keep happening?
358
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,997
I don’t know.
359
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,558
I honestly didn’t figure it out
until there was
360
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,334
no new Doctor Who.
361
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,962
Why? Why do you ask?
362
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,714
Huh?
363
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,134
I don’t know. I’m just glad
364
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,904
that Stephen Hawking
isn’t here to see this,
365
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,728
because it totally violates
all known science.
366
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,990
So, what’s the craziest thing
367
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,266
you’ve done so far?
368
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,560
- Crazy, like...?
- I tried to hop a freight train once.
369
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,853
How’d that turn out?
370
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,522
I got way more respect
for hobos now.
371
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,025
I did, however,
ride my bike through school.
372
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,907
Wow. Impressive.
373
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,325
Are you, like, five?
374
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,453
Well, I guess the practical
application is limited.
375
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,206
Okay, but what if you were
driving your Lamborghini
376
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,875
into, like, a candy shop
377
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,753
and the time loop ended
and you were naked?
378
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,005
See, that is exactly
what I’m talking about.
379
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,591
You must have done
at least one cool thing.
380
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,677
I put my chess app
on maximum difficulty.
381
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,512
- And?
- I lost.
382
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,115
There’s got to be
something else.
383
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,308
Okay, I’ll show you.
384
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,687
Hey, watch it!
385
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,444
You ever wish that today
happened on a different day?
386
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,322
Like Christmas or your birthday?
387
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,658
I wish I’d painted my nails
yesterday.
388
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,577
Really? I like them.
It’s just nice.
389
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,538
It’s like a nice, um,
chartreuse, right?
390
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,707
- That’s a green.
- They’re always chipped.
391
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,044
I think that looks cool.
392
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,713
Thank you.
393
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,424
I just wish today
wasn’t the day my dad decides
394
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,718
to have "the talk"
about my future.
395
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,012
Besides, who knows what they
want to be when they’re 17?
396
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,555
- I do.
- Really?
397
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,265
Aerospace engineer.
398
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,726
Specifically a NASA
mission specialist.
399
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,521
Wait. Like an astronaut?
400
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,442
’Cause that’s cool.
That’s like a...
401
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,819
I mean, it’s just,
like, a big call.
402
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,630
I have 20/20 vision,
uncorrected, so...
403
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,533
You never know how shit
404
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,869
your friend’s taste in music is
till you steal her car.
405
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,746
Y-You stole this car?
406
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,015
I need it more
than Marissa does.
407
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,707
And honestly, this song is
408
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,126
kind of growing on me.
Right?
409
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,377
Bro, my lane!
410
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,881
- Whoa.
- Don’t worry.
411
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,091
I’m pretty sure if I kill us
in a car accident
412
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,260
that we come back to life.
413
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,096
Yeah.
414
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,517
God, there must be a lot
of people who die today.
415
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,896
You only just thought of that?
416
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,898
150,000.
417
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,610
- What?
- That’s how many people die every day... 150,000.
418
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,820
Geez.
419
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,238
And you’d just go through it
420
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,740
over and over again,
like Sisyphus.
421
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,117
Worse.
He was just pushing a big rock.
422
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,411
Dude, do you drive?!
423
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,206
Sorry, that was depressing.
424
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,874
Yeah.
425
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,335
Probably a lot of people’s
birthday today, too.
426
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,879
Yeah.
427
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,353
Come on.
428
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,651
Come on!
We’re gonna be late.
429
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,497
Okay.
430
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,679
I don’t get it.
431
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,139
Shh.
432
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,400
I’m good, thanks.
433
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,071
Look.
434
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,341
How did you find that?
435
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,595
I was looking for that dog.
436
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,598
You know, the one on the flyer.
437
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,476
I don’t even know why.
438
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,437
I just have all this...
this time.
439
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,982
I guess I just wanted to try
and, like, fix something.
440
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,401
Which I know doesn’t even
make sense.
441
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,403
You can’t find it anyway.
442
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,670
I think I identify
with that fish.
443
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,515
Okay, Jared. I’m coming.
444
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,480
So, I’ll see you around?
445
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,399
- 19 million.
- What?
446
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,612
That’s how many people’s
birthday it is today.
447
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,364
Oh.
448
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,617
Bye, Mark.
449
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,078
Hey, did you do that
in your head?
450
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,008
No, I don’t think
I am being defensive.
451
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,344
I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.
452
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,607
Three, two...
453
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,671
Crazy, like...?
454
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:32,133
Mark, I hate to be judgmental,
455
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,260
but why are we watching
a bunch of skate rats?
456
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,344
You’ll see.
457
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,305
It’s like your thing
with the eagle.
458
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,828
It doesn’t really seem that much
like my thing with the eagle.
459
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,518
Margaret, what is
the one universal law
460
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,395
of all skate rats everywhere?
461
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:47,606
Um, that, ironically,
462
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,735
even though skating
completely identifies them,
463
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,779
they suck at it, like, a lot.
464
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,781
Exactly.
465
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:56,949
You said 2:00.
466
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,576
Yeah, I thought you were
gonna be late.
467
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:00,995
Any luck with the dog?
468
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,288
- What do you got?
- Oh!
469
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,124
It might be time to give up
on the dog.
470
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,544
- Oh! You all right, man?
- I lied before.
471
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,213
I love being judgmental.
472
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,176
- Here she comes.
- Come on.
473
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,886
Some kind of joke?
474
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,220
Does your mom know you’re here?
475
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,515
There’s no way
you’re landing this!
476
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,353
Oh!
477
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,777
Pretty cool, huh?
478
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,030
Yeah.
479
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,157
Just wanted to hear you say it.
480
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,034
♪ If you think
this is real life... ♪
481
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,244
Whoa!
482
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,163
So, who’s Jared?
483
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,582
He’s a med student.
484
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,417
How old is that guy?
485
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:51,337
21. Graduated Harvard at 19.
486
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,173
Uh, l-l-look out!
487
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,932
- So, I have a theory.
- Yeah?
488
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,434
You know how the fourth
dimension’s supposed to be time?
489
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,228
- Yeah.
- So, what if, like,
490
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,355
these fourth-dimensional beings
are sort of, like,
491
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,732
toying with us?
Like, they bent time in a circle
492
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,056
and now we have to live the
same day over and over again,
493
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,653
- like on a hamster wheel.
- Right.
494
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:16,737
For their amusement.
495
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,173
Except time’s not
the fourth dimension.
496
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,365
- It’s not?
- No.
497
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,926
Not in any meaningful
Euclidean sense.
498
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,535
Oh, yeah, well,
of course it’s not.
499
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,536
Incoming.
500
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,247
Incoming!
501
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:29,834
Mmm.
502
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,669
That’s what I think
that this is all about.
503
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,462
What, eating all the ice cream
in the world
504
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:34,922
and not getting fat?
505
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,466
No, you showed me this
when you showed me the eagle.
506
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,176
I mean, think about it.
507
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,053
Most of life is just junk,
right?
508
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,221
It’s-it’s filler.
509
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,973
- Hmm.
- And then...
510
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,851
there’s these moments
511
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:50,271
when all the randomness turns
into something perfect.
512
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,649
It’s like life’s dropping
all the bullshit
513
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,068
just for a second
to show us how amazing
514
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:59,113
it could be all the time
if it wanted to.
515
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,866
Hmm. I don’t know.
516
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,619
I think maybe we’re supposed
to become, like, better people.
517
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,205
Though I honestly don’t even
know how that could be possible.
518
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,457
I mean, think about it.
519
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,000
We must miss so many of them.
520
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,002
All those tiny perfect things,
521
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,962
they’re just... poof... gone.
522
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,881
Lost forever.
523
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:20,593
But not today.
524
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,804
That is a disturbingly
inspirational idea, Mark.
525
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,932
But... mmm... I have to go.
526
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,482
Why do I always feel like,
even though we’re stuck
527
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,026
in the same day together,
I am never gonna see you again?
528
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:40,196
Because you watch
too much Doctor Who.
529
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,448
Wait.
What if we found them all?
530
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,037
- What do you mean?
- All the perfect things
531
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,208
in this one town,
in this one day...
532
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,542
We could collect them.
533
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,919
Like Pokémon?
534
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,171
Kind of like Pokémon.
535
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:00,466
We’d be like partners.
536
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,010
I mean, talk about
seizing the day.
537
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,137
The day’s been seized.
538
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,890
It’s right here.
It’s waiting for us.
539
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,643
Mark, you don’t understand,
okay?
540
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:11,894
I’m not like you.
541
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,979
I don’t want to seize the day.
542
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,857
I just don’t want the day
to seize me.
543
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,152
Okay?
544
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:27,201
I’m just trying
to get through this.
545
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,078
So am I.
546
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,457
We’re not that different,
Margaret.
547
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,084
We’re not like other people.
548
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,294
Everyone else gets
a brand-new day every day,
549
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,548
but not us...
this is the only one we have.
550
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:44,552
Sometimes I think,
what if it’s not enough?
551
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:48,305
I just want it
to mean something.
552
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:54,728
Besides, you know, it’s just us.
553
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,732
Everyone else is asleep.
554
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,332
You know what you
said about the fourth dimension?
555
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,792
The one that’s not time?
556
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,211
Yeah. It’s still not time.
557
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:23,007
But I’ve been thinking about
what it really is, and...
558
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,217
You know we have
three dimensions, right?
559
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,844
- Right?
- Go on.
560
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,429
Okay, so now think
about your shadow.
561
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,097
Okay, your shadow
is two-dimensional.
562
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,307
It’s flat.
563
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,100
So think about something
that would cast
564
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,453
a three-dimensional shadow...
that’s the fourth dimension.
565
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,980
I mean, technically,
we’re just the shadows
566
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,190
of four-dimensional people.
567
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,861
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
568
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,451
Somebody actually figured out
what a 4D cube would look like.
569
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,498
I taught myself how to draw it.
570
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,418
When I was little, I used to
look for it everywhere.
571
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:04,465
I mean, theoretically,
it’s around us all the time.
572
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,884
We’re just not looking
in the right direction.
573
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,561
You could see everything
from in there.
574
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,732
And you could see inside things,
you could never get lost.
575
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:25,444
It’s like the whole world
is a map of itself.
576
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,580
But I never found it.
577
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,459
I guess this is all there is.
578
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,462
So you just gave up?
579
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:46,006
Well, if the fourth dimension
wants to stop hiding
580
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,759
like a little bitch,
it knows where to find me.
581
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,600
So, how are we gonna do it?
582
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,268
Do what?
583
00:32:58,352 --> 00:32:59,954
Find the
perfect things or whatever.
584
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,189
We need a methodology, right?
585
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:04,733
Like a... like a system?
586
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,820
Well, we want to be rigorous
about it, so maybe, like,
587
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,280
take a survey map of the town
and, like, lay a grid over it
588
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,117
and split it up into squares,
each square is a 24-hour log,
589
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,743
and then you could take half,
and I...
590
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,371
Or we could just walk around
looking for cool stuff.
591
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,040
- Like partners?
- Like allies.
592
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,500
Like the U.S. and Canada.
593
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,743
- And I’ll be...
- I’m Canada.
594
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,020
- No, you can’t be Can...
- Too slow.
595
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,462
- I’m Canada.
- Sir?
596
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,387
- You did not.
- Oh, yes.
597
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,055
That was my thing.
598
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:36,807
That’s my thing.
599
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,730
- Well, I took your thing.
- I showed you that.
600
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,686
I took it.
601
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,697
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
602
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:59,288
♪ Fresh out of wishes ♪
603
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,039
♪ Fate wouldn’t dare ♪
604
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,001
♪ He had to see
his Summer Bear ♪
605
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:07,129
♪ Filled up
his little lungs with air ♪
606
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,508
♪ It didn’t matter,
he didn’t care ♪
607
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,321
♪ Faithless and mystic ♪
608
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,156
♪ Faint as can be ♪
609
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,658
♪ Penny Rabbit floated fast ♪
610
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:40,245
♪ Planted his paws
upon the shore ♪
611
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,541
♪ Many others
had failed before ♪
612
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:51,465
♪ Summer Bear
with that slender hair ♪
613
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,092
♪ And that smile
she sent to me ♪
614
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:56,512
♪ It’s more than I can bear,
wondering ♪
615
00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,432
♪ When will you
have the courage to ♪
616
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:03,727
♪ Sing a song with me and you ♪
617
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,480
♪ Over here? ♪
618
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,860
I’m sorry.
619
00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,825
♪ On the shore, Penny Rabbit
emerged from the sea ♪
620
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,619
♪ His fur was ripped
from his journey ♪
621
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:23,163
♪ "Summer Bear,
I’ve come for thee" ♪
622
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,918
♪ He had seen it in his dream ♪
623
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,317
♪ Summer Bear
with that slender hair ♪
624
00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:54,987
♪ And that smile
she sent to me ♪
625
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,048
♪ It’s more than I can bear ♪
626
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,658
♪ Wondering, when will you
have the courage to ♪
627
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,952
It’s on!
628
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,454
♪ Sing a song with me and you? ♪
629
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:10,002
♪ Come to you, whatever you do ♪
630
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:13,005
♪ Anywhere. ♪
631
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,649
You know all that math
you’re supposed to be learning?
632
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,966
Maybe.
633
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:17,384
I’m gonna teach it to you.
634
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,760
No.
635
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,572
I can’t keep hanging out
with someone who’s ignorant
636
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:21,656
of basic logarithmic functions.
637
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,473
Mark, Mark, look at yourself.
638
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,476
You’re a nerd who sucks at math.
639
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,853
Where does that leave you?
640
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,688
So, the first thing
641
00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:34,276
that you need to know about math
is that it’s always perfect.
642
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,986
If I don’t use this stuff
later in life,
643
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,155
my fat, bitter middle-aged self
is gonna find you...
644
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,948
Look.
645
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,492
Mm.
646
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,084
Wow.
647
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,715
Can I tell you a secret?
648
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,091
Of course.
649
00:36:58,175 --> 00:37:01,511
Sometimes I don’t
want this day to end.
650
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,139
I just want time
to stay broken forever.
651
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,484
Have you ever seen Time Bandits?
652
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,653
What is that?
653
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,947
OMG, you’ve-you’ve never heard
of Time Bandits?
654
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,366
- Don’t do that.
- What?
655
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:25,077
Don’t say "OMG"
like it’s a thing people say.
656
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,788
Okay, well, I mean,
this is why time stopped...
657
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,539
so that you can see the greatest
658
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,667
- motion picture about time...
- Mark, I have to go.
659
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,418
Okay, blow him off,
just this once.
660
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,003
Okay? Jared will
totally forgive you.
661
00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,172
- All right, just...
- Mark, I just have to go, okay?
662
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,566
He’ll immediately forgive...
You don’t even...
663
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,550
I-I got it.
664
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:42,886
Return the map.
665
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:46,098
Return what you have stolen.
666
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,558
You’re watching
Time Bandits again?
667
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:51,478
Yep, never gets old.
668
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,817
You’re getting better.
669
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,403
Thanks.
670
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,072
So, Mark, I know it’s late...
671
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:06,868
but I was hoping
we could have a talk.
672
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,330
About your future.
673
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:12,433
I’m so glad you brought that up,
because I’ve actually
674
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,292
been considering
joining the priesthood.
675
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,795
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- Or...
676
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,547
the Space Force.
677
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,050
Better yet, the Space Priests.
678
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,927
Space Priests?
679
00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,805
Right. Is that... Do you have to
go to seminary school
680
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,516
- and aeronautics school for that?
- Uh-huh.
681
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,435
Uh-huh. Okay. Right.
682
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,687
Well, I wouldn’t make
any snap decisions.
683
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,896
On that note...
684
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,858
Oh, my God!
685
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:39,901
So, who’s Jared?
686
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,886
Just a little bit
of sniper rifle.
687
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,596
So I met this girl.
688
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,407
- Her name’s Margaret...
- Wait, wait, wait. You met a girl?
689
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:10,932
Yeah.
690
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,893
- When?
- Couple days ago.
691
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,269
Dude, I saw you last night.
692
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,580
- You didn’t tell me anything about a girl.
- I know.
693
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:16,998
I didn’t want to make
a big deal out of it.
694
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,332
You don’t have to
make it a big deal.
695
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,792
- It is objectively big.
- Okay, so, the point...
696
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,878
- It’s just, it’s not adding up.
- The-the point is that
697
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,904
I never used to say
this kind of stuff before,
698
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,239
but I feel
like we have a connection.
699
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,662
I’m sorry. This is just
a continuity nightmare.
700
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,873
Every night, it’s 6:00 p.m.,
we’re hanging out,
701
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,875
and boom... she disappears.
702
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,919
Like a vampire.
703
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,938
- Actually, that’s more like a reverse vampire.
- Okay.
704
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,298
Which is basically just
a regular human, I mean...
705
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,717
- O-Okay.
- Okay, then if she won’t go on a date with you,
706
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,177
then just spend a day with her.
707
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,678
Did that.
708
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,639
Okay, then take her
on a stealth date.
709
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,391
Just you two hanging out,
no big deal,
710
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,394
and then bit by bit,
by imperceptible degrees,
711
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:58,313
things get
more and more romantic.
712
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,982
And then bam!
713
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,400
You kiss her.
714
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,279
I don’t think that’s the sound
effect that I would go for...
715
00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,657
- Okay, but you got to get the kiss, though.
- I know.
716
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,200
You just have to
take her to a spot
717
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,160
that shows
that you really get her.
718
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,788
I mean, you do get her, right?
719
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:18,041
So, to be clear, this isn’t
720
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,709
- a perfect thing?
- No, uh...
721
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,753
I thought it could be fun
to take a break.
722
00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:24,089
Hmm. I feel a little
bait-and-switched here.
723
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,091
Gonna be fun.
724
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,261
You only live once.
725
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,805
Oh, I see what you did there.
726
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,773
You practiced that.
727
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,651
Yeah, like a million times.
728
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,945
Um, I don’t have
great associations
729
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,281
with this gym,
which will not be improved
730
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,259
if some security guard
comes in here and tases us.
731
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,052
Oh, it’s okay, I’ll just
tell him it was all my idea.
732
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,328
This was your idea.
733
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,379
What?
734
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,782
Ah, we’re
getting a picture on the TV.
735
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,843
You got a good picture, huh?
736
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,512
Uh, there’s
a great deal of contrast in it,
737
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,724
and, uh, currently it’s
upside down on our monitor,
738
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,310
but we can make out
a fair amount of detail.
739
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,611
Here, we got to put these on.
740
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,446
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
741
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,878
Okay, Neil, we can see you
742
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,630
coming down the ladder now.
743
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:54,095
What?!
744
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,097
Okay, I just checked
745
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,433
getting back up to
that first step, Buzz.
746
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,895
It’s, uh... the strut isn’t
collapsed too far,
747
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,731
but it’s adequate
to get back up.
748
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,233
Roger. We copy.
749
00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,710
Takes a pretty good little jump.
750
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:17,202
That’s one small step
for Margaret...
751
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,329
No, don’t ruin it.
752
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,377
You know the real flag
fell over?
753
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,674
It got knocked down
when they took off
754
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:32,259
to go back to Earth.
755
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,680
Maybe you could put it back up.
756
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,768
Space food?
757
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,862
What?
758
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,494
Come in,
come in, come in, Mark.
759
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,008
Why did you do this?
760
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,385
I-I just had some time to kill.
761
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:18,305
No, you didn’t. Not really.
762
00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,265
How did you do it?
763
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,475
Well, I had a lot of practice,
for one.
764
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:27,147
And then I-I may
or may not have bribed
765
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,816
all of the kids
in the art department.
766
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:35,196
I just, I wanted to, um...
767
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,912
Uh, you know...
768
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,831
What?
769
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,173
There’s one more thing.
770
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,175
What?
771
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,095
We have to get back to Earth.
772
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,681
- How?
- With a space shuttle.
773
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,516
Space shuttles are suborbital;
774
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,560
they don’t actually go
to the moon.
775
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:16,112
I promise,
you will not regret this.
776
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,409
No.
777
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:25,372
Ah!
778
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,332
- I already regret this.
- I wasn’t ready yet.
779
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,376
- Okay.
- Okay.
780
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,347
Oh, no, no, no!
781
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,391
Oh, my God! Ah!
782
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,102
15 seconds,
guidance is internal.
783
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,814
- 12, 11, ten, nine...
- Ah!
784
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,982
Ignition sequence start.
785
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:54,609
Well, hang on!
786
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,820
Six, five, four,
787
00:44:56,903 --> 00:45:00,490
three, two, one, zero.
788
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,618
All engines running.
Liftoff!
789
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,163
We have a liftoff,
32 minutes past the hour.
790
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:08,998
Liftoff...
791
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,919
Ah!
792
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:30,353
And you wake up at exactly
the same time every morning,
793
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:33,064
except, you know,
if you stayed up all night,
794
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,649
- you’d mess it up.
- Right.
795
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,452
- You-you’d crash the system.
- You’d think.
796
00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,153
- Except you can’t!
- Except you can’t.
797
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,029
Because something puts you
to bed at midnight
798
00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:42,240
- every night, like...
- Mm-hmm.
799
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:46,286
- Ah.
- It’s like you get kidnapped by some cosmic nanny.
800
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,455
It’s so creepy.
801
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,626
Is there anyone home?
802
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,921
Uh, no. My sister’s
at violin practice,
803
00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:00,675
and my dad has
old-person Pilates.
804
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,722
You want a...?
805
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,476
Why not?
806
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,582
Are these your parents?
807
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,250
Oh, uh, yeah.
808
00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:36,628
Yeah, my mom works late tonight,
809
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,631
so I basically never see her,
which is kind of
810
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,383
the hardest part about the...
this whole thing.
811
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,844
- Hmm.
- My dad recently quit his job
812
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:48,640
to write a not-that-interesting
story about the Civil War.
813
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,642
What about you?
814
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,310
What?
815
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,103
Your parents.
816
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,022
Old people that look like you.
817
00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:57,524
Yeah.
818
00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:59,418
- What do you want to do?
- It’s evil!
819
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:02,153
Don’t touch it!
820
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,617
So, at the end,
why is Sean Connery
821
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,244
cosplaying as a fireman?
822
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,995
- It’s part of the mystery.
- Hmm.
823
00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:22,799
I have to pee.
824
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,719
Because beer.
825
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,888
You should probably do that
in the bathroom.
826
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:30,932
Yeah.
827
00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,631
It is completely...
828
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,633
hopeless. Okay.
829
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:16,185
Um, no. No, no, no. No. Uh...
830
00:48:16,269 --> 00:48:17,812
- What is this?
- No.
831
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,772
Hmm?
832
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,358
It’s a work in progress.
833
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,819
You made a map of everything.
834
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,280
- The whole day.
- All the perfect things.
835
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,866
But you must have just done it,
like, this morning.
836
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,118
Well, I-I draw it
pretty much every day.
837
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,411
Wow.
838
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,663
Boys are so weird.
839
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:39,751
It’s really good.
840
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:44,255
Maybe you should go
to art school.
841
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:48,426
This is gonna sound stupid,
but I, uh...
842
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,471
sometimes I think
if I stare at it long enough,
843
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:55,183
I’ll find something, like a...
like a pattern.
844
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,060
- Hmm.
- I never do.
845
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,579
That does sound pretty stupid.
846
00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,979
Well, okay.
847
00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:02,815
And "tree house"... two words.
848
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,489
You made a map of us.
849
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,658
Too bad it’s just
gonna get erased.
850
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,868
Yeah, it’s too bad.
851
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:32,095
I can’t.
852
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:38,184
- Oh, um, okay. Yeah, no.
- I’m sorry.
853
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,520
I should go.
854
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,980
Yeah, Margaret,
are you all right?
855
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,232
Why shouldn’t I be all right?
856
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,442
I mean, is-is this about Jared?
857
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,319
- No.
- ’Cause he’s not gonna call for, like,
858
00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:49,630
- another four minutes.
- Oh, my God.
859
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,739
- Can you just let that go?
- I just feel like
860
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,467
there’s something that you’re
not telling me, and I-I just
861
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,260
- want to let you know that you can.
- Well, you’re wrong.
862
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:56,577
Okay? So too fucking bad.
863
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:05,211
Look, Mark...
864
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:08,131
We’re castaways.
865
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:10,508
Except instead of an island,
866
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,051
we’re marooned in a day.
867
00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:14,095
We’re stuck here together.
868
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,764
So I just think that
869
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:21,477
we need to be careful
to not mess it up.
870
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:24,731
The "perfect things" thing...
that was great.
871
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,861
But maybe that’s enough.
872
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,658
I just think that maybe
we should be friends.
873
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,078
And have fun with it.
874
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,252
I don’t want to.
875
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,299
Well, that’s all I got.
876
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:56,554
So take it or leave it.
877
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,562
Yeah, I guess I’ll take it.
878
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,941
I’ll call you tomorrow.
879
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:10,568
Today.
880
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,737
Tomorrow.
881
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,678
You’re going to be looking
882
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,621
at the rain hitting ground
midnight tonight,
883
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,498
moving in from the coast.
884
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,376
Not expecting to have too much
in the way of wind, but...
885
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,294
Morning, Mark.
886
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,387
How’s Mom?
887
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,058
She’s... fine.
888
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,769
Good.
889
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,980
Loser.
890
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,857
It seemed like
she was opening up.
891
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,900
You know? Seemed happy.
892
00:52:32,984 --> 00:52:35,361
Not, like, happy-happy,
but happy for Margaret.
893
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,405
That’s rough, bro.
894
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,323
She sounds like
an awesome person.
895
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:40,700
Mm.
896
00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,535
Nah, I’m joking.
I literally have no idea
897
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,412
who you’re talking about.
Oh, no!
898
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,889
Shotgun, shotgun.
899
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,875
- What am I doing?
- Not in the face. No!
900
00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:54,297
Those are imperial elites.
901
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,382
They have four arms.
902
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:59,260
It’s like bringing a shotgun
to a maser fight.
903
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,721
Well, maybe it’s better
this way, you know?
904
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,931
Maybe you were gonna have
this doomed toxic romance.
905
00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,474
Hey, maybe you dodged a bullet.
906
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:07,643
Feelings for this one you have.
907
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,645
- Yep.
- Mmm, I’m in love with this
908
00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,540
- mystery girl, in love...
- Okay. Enough, enough.
909
00:53:11,564 --> 00:53:13,691
- Enough.
- Of what, exactly?
910
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,902
This is the problem.
I thought maybe if I went around
911
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,904
enough times, I’d get it right,
but I guess not.
912
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,530
You know what,
maybe it is like pi.
913
00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:22,408
It’s just wake up,
rejection, repeat.
914
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,202
Is that from Edge of Tomorrow?
915
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,329
Yeah, it is.
916
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,374
Nice.
917
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,131
Mark? Mark, is that you?
918
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,676
Oh, hey.
919
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,429
I’m glad I caught you.
920
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,097
Uh, I was just...
921
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,727
I was just hoping we could
talk about your future.
922
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,145
Chubby Hubby?
923
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:54,815
Here’s the thing, Dad.
924
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:56,651
I don’t have a future.
925
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,236
You know, I’ve heard that
before from people your age,
926
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,072
and it’s pessimistic.
927
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,616
And frankly,
I think it’s a little glib.
928
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,701
Well, I’m a little tired of
929
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:08,454
being the only one around here
that knows what’s going on.
930
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,666
Look, I know about the climate.
931
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,668
I’m... I am woke.
932
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,791
- Do not do that "okay, boomer" thing with me.
- No.
933
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,189
That’s not...
that’s not what I mean.
934
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,091
Bottom line...
935
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,093
art school is expensive,
936
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:25,513
and when you graduate,
what happens?
937
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,931
I’m not gonna graduate, Dad.
938
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,808
No one is graduating,
939
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:30,977
because time is broken.
940
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,731
Sorry, metaphorically?
941
00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,358
You have no idea what it’s like
942
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,653
to just have your future
canceled for no reason.
943
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,613
And don’t lecture me
about art school
944
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:44,657
when you quit your job
to write some
945
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,367
midlife crisis vanity book.
946
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,703
I don’t think that’s
entirely fair, Mark.
947
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,455
Why didn’t you just
dye your hair?
948
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,791
Or, like,
take a knife skills class?
949
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:58,629
Or-or just buy a Tesla, Dad.
950
00:54:58,713 --> 00:55:00,923
Just buy a Tesla.
951
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:17,231
Could you please stop for a sec?
952
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,192
Just a second? Emma, Emma,
could you please stop?
953
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:22,653
- I-I am begging you, please.
- Okay.
954
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,363
Okay.
955
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,117
Thank you.
956
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,327
- So, did you talk to Dad?
- What?
957
00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:33,289
He’s been stalking you all day.
958
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:36,042
I may have yelled at him.
959
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,710
You yelled at Dad?
960
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:45,801
I may or may not have told him
to purchase a Tesla.
961
00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:47,720
Is that a euphemism?
962
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,472
No.
963
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,939
It’s just, when he quit
his job, I thought,
964
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,442
"I get this.
965
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:03,652
He’s doing what he wants.
He’s following his passion."
966
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,488
And then when I try and do it,
967
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,490
suddenly I’m lazy
and irresponsible.
968
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,366
He didn’t quit.
969
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,996
You know Dad got fired, right?
970
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:18,167
I don’t think he messed up
or anything.
971
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,462
They just didn’t need him
anymore.
972
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,255
And he doesn’t want
to admit that,
973
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:25,549
because he’s in
such a shame spiral.
974
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:27,927
And Mom’s mad at him
for losing his job,
975
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,179
but she doesn’t want
to admit that
976
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:32,807
because it’d just
come across as too mean.
977
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:36,352
They’re just stuck right now.
978
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,355
Stuck.
979
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,148
I don’t even think
he minds you going
980
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:42,817
to that art school so much.
981
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:46,028
We just can’t afford it now.
982
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,907
How do you know all this?
983
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,118
Psychic powers.
984
00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:53,536
Really?
985
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,287
No.
986
00:56:55,371 --> 00:56:58,082
Because I think about
other people besides myself.
987
00:56:58,165 --> 00:57:00,126
You should try it sometime.
988
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,427
Hey, Em?
989
00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:14,765
How’d your game go?
990
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,392
We lost, three to nothing.
991
00:57:18,394 --> 00:57:20,771
I’m sorry.
992
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:22,857
Yeah.
993
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,400
Keep working on that.
994
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,448
- Uh, hi.
- How can I help you?
995
00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:34,743
Um, I’m-I’m in
your algebra class.
996
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:36,579
I-I just had a quick question.
997
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,330
I don’t think
I’ve ever seen you before.
998
00:57:38,414 --> 00:57:40,082
Yeah, yeah,
I’ve been sick a lot.
999
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:43,210
Like, really a lot.
1000
00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:46,922
So, suppose, theoretically,
that something happened to time.
1001
00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:49,925
Like, the flow of time.
1002
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,844
Like, instead of going
in a straight line,
1003
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:53,929
like, it-it just got stuck
in a circle
1004
00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:56,098
and-and kept repeating
over and over.
1005
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,868
- Wasn’t there a movie...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1006
00:57:57,892 --> 00:58:00,728
What I wanted to figure out
is what could cause that.
1007
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,147
I’ve been doing some research.
1008
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,524
Could the Earth have fallen
into a wormhole?
1009
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:06,984
What?
1010
00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:11,280
I-I mean, I don’t think so.
1011
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:14,283
What if it got accelerated
past the speed of light?
1012
00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:16,368
No.
1013
00:58:16,452 --> 00:58:17,995
Is reality just a simulation?
1014
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,456
That is unlikely but possible.
1015
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:21,540
- Ancient curse?
- No.
1016
00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:22,624
Cosmic nanny?
1017
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,376
I don’t even know
what that means.
1018
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:25,836
Is time just a big ball
1019
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,838
of wibbly-wobbly
timey-wimey stuff?
1020
00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:30,424
Okay, that-that’s a quote
from Doctor Who.
1021
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,593
I really don’t remember
seeing you in my class.
1022
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,136
What if we’re in hell?
1023
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,096
Like we did something bad
1024
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,849
and now we have to live this
one day forever as punishment?
1025
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:41,852
This conversation is something
how I imagine hell would be.
1026
00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:44,188
Maybe your spiritual advisor
would be
1027
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:46,649
- a more appropriate person...
- What about a singularity?
1028
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,735
You know, those black hole
things where physics
1029
00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,111
gets all weird?
1030
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,655
Yeah, I know what
a singularity is.
1031
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:55,032
And, I mean, sure, in theory,
1032
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:58,202
a singularity could produce
a local temporal anomaly.
1033
00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:01,163
So we would just
have to get out of it.
1034
00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:04,875
Like, get on a plane...
1035
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:06,877
and fly out of it.
1036
00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:08,879
Why not?
Now, if you’ll excuse me,
1037
00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:11,131
I have to go do the same thing
I did yesterday
1038
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:14,009
and then forget about it.
1039
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:24,520
Perfect thing alert.
1040
00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:31,110
False alarm.
1041
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,280
I’m starting to think
maybe we found them all.
1042
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,242
Just had a theory that
when we found the last one,
1043
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:40,327
that time would start up again.
1044
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:41,829
I guess not.
1045
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,539
To be honest,
1046
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:46,709
I’m kind of over the whole
"perfect thing" thing.
1047
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,378
You realize it’s never
gonna be Christmas?
1048
00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:51,505
Cool. You hate Christmas.
1049
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,924
Yeah, but I don’t want
to not have it.
1050
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,469
I just feel like screaming
at everyone,
1051
00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,638
"This isn’t real.
You’re asleep.
1052
00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,265
- Wake up."
- What? Whoa.
1053
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,434
God, they’re like zombies.
1054
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,060
You’re a zombie.
1055
01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:06,770
I’m serious, Margaret.
It’s time.
1056
01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:08,731
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Trust me, Jason,
1057
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,858
- that’s more your thing.
- Do I know you?
1058
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,027
- Why?
- Why? It’s like you said, we’re stuck here.
1059
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,737
I didn’t mean "stuck" stuck.
1060
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,323
Everybody else is stuck.
We’re free.
1061
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,992
Free from getting older,
from going to school,
1062
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:22,494
- from climate change, cancer.
- Okay, great. I get it.
1063
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:24,597
- Pink eye. Instagram.
- What-what about all the stuff
1064
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,248
- that we don’t get to do?
- Like what?
1065
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:28,310
Like grow up or...
I don’t know... be an astronaut?
1066
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:29,752
- Mission specialist.
- Whatever.
1067
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,771
What about all the things that I want to be?
1068
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,595
We’re saying goodbye
to the rest of our lives.
1069
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,008
We will never do anything that
takes longer than 16 hours.
1070
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,010
I can get a lot done
in 16 hours.
1071
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,845
Hello. You can’t go in there!
1072
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,847
I feel like I’m living
in an Etch A Sketch.
1073
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:44,016
Everything I do gets undone,
everything I fix
1074
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,518
just gets broken,
and everything that I make...
1075
01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,104
- it just disappears.
- Hey.
1076
01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:51,440
We’re thinking too small. Okay?
1077
01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,026
We haven’t even snuck into a zoo
or ridden a Zamboni
1078
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,861
or ghost-ridden
any cool new whips.
1079
01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:57,279
- Oh.
- Hey.
1080
01:00:57,363 --> 01:00:58,906
- Public nudity...
- Margaret.
1081
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,175
- ...is always an option.
- Margaret, stop.
1082
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,658
It is. I’m just saying.
1083
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:03,744
- Oh, thank you.
- Margaret, you’re not listening.
1084
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:07,247
- What?
- Margaret! Stop.
1085
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,416
This isn’t working.
1086
01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:12,961
Is this ’cause I won’t kiss you?
1087
01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:17,341
Why don’t you just kiss
one of them?
1088
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,385
’Cause I don’t want to.
1089
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:30,604
Y’all will forget
about this tomorrow.
1090
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,449
- Margaret.
- Come on.
1091
01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,160
I have something
to make you feel better.
1092
01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:47,162
I’ve been saving it.
1093
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,914
Do people live here?
1094
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:51,834
Mm-mm. It’s a show house.
1095
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,669
I guess they use it
to make people, like,
1096
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,587
want to buy one of these.
1097
01:01:58,173 --> 01:02:00,717
Mark.
1098
01:02:00,801 --> 01:02:02,761
It’s perfect.
1099
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,393
Okay. Ready? Oh!
1100
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:12,271
♪ I’m not gonna sleep tonight ♪
1101
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:15,023
♪ I’m just gonna toss and turn ♪
1102
01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:20,112
♪ Until you are off my mind. ♪
1103
01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:23,907
Whew.
1104
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,746
You know, even before this,
1105
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:33,709
I always thought there was
something wrong with the world.
1106
01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:37,671
Like, really broken.
1107
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,590
Not fixable.
1108
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:44,178
But nobody else saw it, so...
1109
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:47,014
I just walked around pretending
everything was fine.
1110
01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:50,726
And then what happened?
1111
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,519
Nothing. I still feel like that.
1112
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,772
But with you,
I don’t have to pretend.
1113
01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:00,569
I was talking
to my math teacher,
1114
01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,780
and he said that we’re
1115
01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:08,577
probably just in a singularity
and if we go far enough,
1116
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,954
like, on a plane...
1117
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:13,665
...we could get out of it.
1118
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:16,376
Are you really in
that much of a hurry?
1119
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,423
Like, "Hooray, it’s the future."
1120
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:29,431
It’s marriage counseling
and global warming
1121
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:32,643
and colonoscopies and...
1122
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:35,103
student loans.
1123
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:38,941
And suddenly you’re 80,
1124
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,752
and you’re waiting
for your Zoloft prescription
1125
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:42,903
at a Rite Aid
in your sweatpants wondering,
1126
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,197
"Where is that creeping sense
of failure coming from?"
1127
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,992
Because it all went by so fast.
1128
01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:51,995
And you never wrote that book,
you know?
1129
01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:56,583
Or kissed that girl or...
went to Paris.
1130
01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:00,212
It’s all over.
1131
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:03,882
And it wasn’t even
what you wanted.
1132
01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:05,842
I mean, it’s not
gonna be perfect.
1133
01:04:05,926 --> 01:04:08,679
It’s the same stupid crap
1134
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:11,265
over and over again,
just like in here.
1135
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:14,184
Yeah, but, I mean,
you don’t actually think
1136
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:16,520
that this is living, do you?
1137
01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:18,689
We’re stealing people’s lives.
1138
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:22,901
My dad is-is never gonna finish
his stupid Civil War novel.
1139
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,695
Henry’s never gonna finish
War Fight.
1140
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,155
And...
1141
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:31,159
my sister loses her soccer game
1142
01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:33,912
three to nothing
1143
01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:35,914
every day.
1144
01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:38,500
We have all the time
in the world.
1145
01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:40,085
No, we don’t.
1146
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,337
This is not time.
Time is the stuff that
1147
01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:44,715
when you spend it,
you don’t get it back.
1148
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,311
Okay.
1149
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,859
Um... "okay"?
1150
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:11,116
Okay, there’s-there’s
a flight to Tokyo
1151
01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:12,868
at 10:00 in the morning.
1152
01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,204
Let’s go.
1153
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,590
If this works, our parents
are gonna freak out.
1154
01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:24,046
Why Tokyo?
1155
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,881
I actually don’t think
it matters.
1156
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,175
Just so long as we cross
the international date line,
1157
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,427
it’s automatically tomorrow.
1158
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,971
Though there’s a vending machine
at the airport
1159
01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:34,681
that sells puppies, so...
1160
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,683
I can’t afford puppies.
1161
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:39,811
I spent like 30 years of
my allowance on these tickets.
1162
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,623
You nervous?
’Cause I checked...
1163
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:02,084
this flight definitely
does not crash.
1164
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:04,127
Don’t jinx it.
1165
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,815
You know, if this works,
we’ll technically
1166
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:09,174
be saving the entire world.
1167
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:14,596
My sister said that I should
think about other people more,
1168
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,599
so I feel like
saving the entire planet
1169
01:06:17,683 --> 01:06:19,142
is a pretty good start.
1170
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,852
You didn’t cure cancer, though.
1171
01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:23,063
No.
1172
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:28,360
You know, when I was a kid,
I used to call these eye muffs.
1173
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:34,366
Although, if you think about it,
1174
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,576
an asteroid could hit
the planet tomorrow.
1175
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,705
Like, maybe that’s why
time started looping.
1176
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:41,628
Because it’s the last day
before the apocalypse
1177
01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:43,375
and really,
instead of saving the world,
1178
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:48,171
we’re actually just
destroying it, which would...
1179
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:54,136
Margaret, are you okay?
1180
01:06:57,264 --> 01:06:59,474
Flight attendants,
prepare doors for departure
1181
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:00,892
and cross-check.
1182
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,781
Sir.
1183
01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,533
Take your seat
and fasten your seat belt.
1184
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:18,376
- I, uh... I...
- Please take your seat, sir.
1185
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:19,911
Sir, please, sir,
1186
01:07:19,995 --> 01:07:22,247
take your seat
and fasten your seat belt.
1187
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,651
You’re going to be looking
1188
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,594
at the rain hitting ground
midnight tonight,
1189
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,137
moving in from the coast.
1190
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:43,739
We’re not expecting
to have too much...
1191
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:44,763
Morning, Mark.
1192
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,566
What?
1193
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,819
Thought you were gonna
call me a loser.
1194
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,363
No.
1195
01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:04,743
You were thinking it, though.
1196
01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,411
Yeah.
1197
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,168
Hey, Dad, how’s your book going?
1198
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,175
It’s-it’s great.
1199
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:22,886
I mean, the scope
of the Civil War is just...
1200
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:24,512
you know, we can’t even
grasp it today.
1201
01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:26,598
Do you know more Americans
died at Spotsylvania
1202
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,308
than on Omaha Beach?
1203
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,812
I... do now.
1204
01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,272
As I’ve mentioned,
1205
01:10:34,356 --> 01:10:36,691
smallpox, tuberculosis,
diphtheria...
1206
01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:38,902
the casualties
were unimaginable.
1207
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,571
And the thing is, the war could
have ended so much earlier,
1208
01:10:41,655 --> 01:10:43,466
especially if McClellan
had just pressed through.
1209
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:44,783
After Antietam...
1210
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:46,826
Go, Emma!
1211
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,707
She’s not gonna make it.
1212
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,393
- Go, go, go, go!
- Go! Cover! Go!
1213
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,636
Goal!
1214
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:14,562
Go, Emma!
1215
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,289
I won!
1216
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:34,708
I won!
1217
01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:12,119
And Mark again.
1218
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:14,039
- 72.
- That is correct.
1219
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:15,331
Ah. What’s got into you?
1220
01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:17,417
On fire today.
1221
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,145
Isn’t that a movie where,
like, Bill Murray’s
1222
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,211
stuck in the same day?
1223
01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,671
- Groundhog Day.
- Oh!
1224
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,976
- There he is.
- Hey.
1225
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:37,020
Good luck.
1226
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:45,153
Oh! Go for it!
1227
01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,281
You’re gonna be okay, man.
1228
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,617
This stuff happens all the time.
1229
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,661
So, was that "Tony Hawk,"
like the bird?
1230
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,402
I’m just a phone call away.
1231
01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:58,786
Mom.
1232
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,417
And just a...
1233
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,002
...little bit of sniper rifle.
1234
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,605
- Oh, oh, you got him on the left?
- I got him on the left.
1235
01:15:07,629 --> 01:15:10,006
- Okay.
- Okay, dude, listen. We’re stuck in a time loop.
1236
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,926
You, me, everybody, same day’s
repeating over and over again.
1237
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,428
- What?
- Like in Groundhog Day and Edge of Tomorrow,
1238
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,281
except only me and this girl
Margaret know about it,
1239
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:18,908
and we were sort of almost
boyfriend and girlfriend,
1240
01:15:18,932 --> 01:15:20,326
but not really,
and then we broke up,
1241
01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,328
and you won’t remember
any of this because your brain
1242
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,270
keeps getting erased.
1243
01:15:24,354 --> 01:15:26,147
Oh.
1244
01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:27,815
Wait, dude,
you had a girlfriend?
1245
01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:29,275
Not really.
1246
01:15:29,359 --> 01:15:31,069
Well, what’s she like?
1247
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:33,738
She’s amazing.
1248
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,950
She told me this story about
how, when she was a little kid,
1249
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,910
she was always looking for
1250
01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:40,203
the fourth dimension.
1251
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:43,456
It sounds cheesy,
but when I met her,
1252
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,625
it was kind of like I found it.
1253
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,418
There was just more
to everything
1254
01:15:47,502 --> 01:15:49,796
than I’d ever seen before.
1255
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,548
And there was more to me, too.
1256
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:56,344
And there always had been.
I just never...
1257
01:15:56,427 --> 01:16:01,015
realized it
until Margaret showed it to me.
1258
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:03,851
Nah, bro, she sounds amazing.
1259
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:06,771
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
1260
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,443
Well, if you’re all
fourth-dimensional now,
1261
01:16:12,527 --> 01:16:14,237
how come she dumped you?
1262
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,614
That’s the thing... I thought
everything was perfect,
1263
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:19,867
but there was more to the story
than that.
1264
01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:26,165
I thought it was a love story
and I was the hero, but...
1265
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,418
wasn’t about me.
1266
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,503
It wasn’t my story at all.
1267
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,302
It was Margaret’s.
1268
01:17:07,415 --> 01:17:09,500
What are you thinking about?
1269
01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,756
Just this boy.
1270
01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,346
I messed that up.
1271
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:23,890
It’s never too late.
1272
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,726
I mean, unless you’re dying
of cancer,
1273
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,770
but not until then.
1274
01:17:36,361 --> 01:17:39,113
You know, even before this,
1275
01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:42,867
I always thought there was
something wrong with the world.
1276
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,827
Like, really broken.
1277
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:50,666
You know, not fixable.
1278
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,710
But nobody else could see it.
1279
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,423
So I just walked around
pretending everything was fine.
1280
01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,106
Are you Henry?
1281
01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:40,526
I think I can help you.
1282
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:42,236
- So, you’re a friend of Mark’s?
- Yes!
1283
01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:45,323
Yep.
1284
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,200
That’s funny, because
he never mentioned you.
1285
01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:49,911
Where did you two meet?
1286
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,245
Uh, temporal anomaly.
1287
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:56,000
Cool. Cool.
1288
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:58,878
So, if we’re in
a temporal anomaly,
1289
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,880
how many times have we had
this conversation?
1290
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,674
First time.
1291
01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:05,301
Right.
1292
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,428
Okay, so, and...
1293
01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:09,597
what are you doing here?
1294
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,517
I’m saving your ass, obviously.
1295
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,935
And the dog?
1296
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,186
Oh, that’s not my dog.
1297
01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,812
His name’s Chewbarka.
1298
01:20:16,896 --> 01:20:18,814
There’s these posters for him
all over town.
1299
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:21,859
I think he jumped out of a van
on the way to the vet,
1300
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,237
and I’ve been looking
for him forever.
1301
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:29,325
And then suddenly,
there he was, just like that.
1302
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,786
But it doesn’t matter.
1303
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:37,416
Because tomorrow, he’ll just
be lost all over again.
1304
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,670
Mark was right... everything
we fix just gets broken again.
1305
01:20:42,547 --> 01:20:45,299
Okay, so, I don’t understand
what you’re saying...
1306
01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:46,926
Wait. Did you use the shotgun?
1307
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,862
Yeah, you need the grenade
launcher attachment, though.
1308
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:50,555
- There’s a grenade launcher?
- Yeah.
1309
01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:54,642
It launches grenades.
1310
01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:56,602
Boom!
1311
01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:02,775
I’ve died so many times
doing that.
1312
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:06,153
Yeah, that’s the thing.
1313
01:21:06,237 --> 01:21:08,573
Death, it’s so terrible.
1314
01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,742
So terrible to lose someone.
1315
01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:13,995
And if you don’t face it,
1316
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:16,247
if you don’t deal with it,
then...
1317
01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,543
...you just end up
losing yourself, too.
1318
01:21:22,003 --> 01:21:24,338
Are we still talking
about War Fight?
1319
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,051
Yeah.
1320
01:21:29,135 --> 01:21:31,345
Yeah, you can take it from here.
1321
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,270
Oh, my God.
1322
01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:42,064
It’s the key.
1323
01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:46,402
Whoa, it’s the map.
1324
01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:50,156
I was so lost before,
1325
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,325
but it all makes sense now.
1326
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,535
Oh, no.
1327
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,415
What?
1328
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,959
It’s something...
1329
01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,003
It’s something Mark said.
1330
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:11,177
I think Mark might have been
right about something.
1331
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:12,613
That doesn’t sound like Mark.
1332
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:15,014
No.
1333
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,682
Sorry, I think I have to go.
1334
01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,476
- I have to go check something.
- Wait.
1335
01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:19,810
- What?
- Watch Chewbarka.
1336
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,563
♪ I’m the best course,
eat me last ♪
1337
01:22:22,647 --> 01:22:24,398
I love you.
1338
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,693
What?
1339
01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:30,363
♪ New summer raining down ♪
1340
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,658
Sometimes I feel like,
if I stare at it long enough,
1341
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:37,328
something will happen, like,
a-almost a pattern or something.
1342
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:40,956
♪ High contrast ♪
1343
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:56,681
♪ Your frame of reference
has changed ♪
1344
01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:04,438
♪ In such subtle ways ♪
1345
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:21,539
♪ I’m the best course,
eat me last ♪
1346
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:25,334
♪ You’re the best
in high contrast ♪
1347
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,671
♪ New summer raining down ♪
1348
01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:33,175
♪ Go ahead to be found ♪
1349
01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:45,354
♪ Your frame of reference... ♪
1350
01:23:45,438 --> 01:23:47,982
There’s something missing.
1351
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,986
And it’s time.
1352
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,447
Time.
1353
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,283
♪ Your frame of reference ♪
1354
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,660
♪ Has changed ♪
1355
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:07,668
♪ In such subtle ways ♪
1356
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,883
♪ And I’ll keep looking ♪
1357
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:23,392
♪ In such subtle ways ♪
1358
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,700
♪ I’m the best course,
eat me last ♪
1359
01:24:39,784 --> 01:24:41,994
♪ You’re the best
in high contrast ♪
1360
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,996
No way.
1361
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:47,249
♪ New summer raining down ♪
1362
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:51,337
♪ Go ahead to be found ♪
1363
01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:55,716
There’s one missing.
1364
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:06,811
♪ Your frame of reference
has changed... ♪
1365
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:12,691
Seven...
1366
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:24,829
7:00 at the pool.
1367
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:29,208
Pool.
1368
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,298
- You’re up.
- Mm.
1369
01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:38,801
Are you okay?
1370
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:41,679
It’s a relative term.
1371
01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:48,727
I thought we’d have
so much more time.
1372
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:50,354
I know.
1373
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:53,190
But you will be all right.
1374
01:25:57,528 --> 01:25:59,488
I don’t know.
1375
01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:03,909
I don’t know if I can do this.
1376
01:26:03,993 --> 01:26:05,452
Listen to me,
1377
01:26:05,536 --> 01:26:10,958
because I’m old
and I know things.
1378
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,085
It’s true that
we’re losing time every day,
1379
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,420
all the time,
1380
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,213
until one day it’s all gone.
1381
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,716
But you’re gaining it, too.
1382
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,260
Every second,
1383
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:24,597
perfect moments,
one after the other,
1384
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,474
until, by the end,
you have your whole life.
1385
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,478
You have everything.
1386
01:26:31,562 --> 01:26:34,481
And it costs you everything.
1387
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,484
But it’s worth it.
1388
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:43,532
I promise that it’s worth it.
1389
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:55,628
You’re still here.
1390
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,093
Uh...
1391
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:37,628
The plane thing didn’t work.
1392
01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,634
You were right
about the map, though.
1393
01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:45,344
There is a pattern.
1394
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:48,138
It’s just not finished yet.
1395
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:50,099
There’s one more perfect moment.
1396
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:51,475
Right.
1397
01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:55,270
I will keep a lookout.
1398
01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,732
I’m serious.
I think that there’s one more
1399
01:27:58,816 --> 01:28:00,192
and that’s the key,
1400
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,027
and once we find it, that’s it.
1401
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:03,278
It’s all over.
1402
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:06,031
Margaret, I...
1403
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:08,242
saw you go to the hospital.
1404
01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:15,082
I’m...
1405
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,459
not gonna...
1406
01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:20,045
try and take you away from her.
1407
01:28:20,129 --> 01:28:22,047
I can’t do that.
1408
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:35,227
Before this all happened,
I went to go see her,
1409
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:38,063
and they told me that
it was her time,
1410
01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:40,441
that it was over.
1411
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:43,277
And that night, all I could
think about was that
1412
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:45,446
tomorrow can’t come yet;
I’m not ready.
1413
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:47,865
I’m not ready to not have a mom.
1414
01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,079
I just wanted time to stop.
1415
01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:01,795
And it worked.
1416
01:29:01,879 --> 01:29:03,505
Mm-hmm.
1417
01:29:07,384 --> 01:29:09,762
Yeah.
1418
01:29:11,472 --> 01:29:14,183
And I was so happy about it.
1419
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:17,311
I just wanted to stay
in that moment, you know?
1420
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,514
And then the really weird thing
was that you showed up,
1421
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:23,317
and I didn’t know
where you came from
1422
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,569
and why it was you, and...
1423
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:28,697
and, um, now I think I know why.
1424
01:29:28,781 --> 01:29:32,159
I think it’s because, you know,
when it’s time to go,
1425
01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:34,411
I wouldn’t have to go alone.
1426
01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:38,415
Okay.
1427
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,877
And it’s time.
1428
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,380
And it’s not gonna be perfect.
1429
01:29:45,464 --> 01:29:47,925
You know, we’re never gonna
find the fourth dimension
1430
01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:50,469
or cure cancer or fix the world.
1431
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,430
The point is,
is that I was wrong.
1432
01:29:56,683 --> 01:29:58,602
We’re the ones sleeping.
1433
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:02,022
Everyone else is awake,
and it’s just us dreaming.
1434
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:05,818
I know it’s gonna hurt
really bad...
1435
01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:09,947
...but I think that
I have to wake up now.
1436
01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,036
I think that this is the moment.
1437
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,955
Right now.
1438
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,998
And I don’t want to miss it.
1439
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,717
That was kind of perfect.
1440
01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:33,971
There was a hair in my mouth.
1441
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,726
Kiss me again?
1442
01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:44,833
Goodbye, Mom.
1443
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,737
You ready?
1444
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:17,074
I don’t know.
1445
01:34:37,005 --> 01:34:38,924
♪ Walking through the fire ♪
1446
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,009
♪ Burning down the wire ♪
1447
01:34:41,093 --> 01:34:44,096
♪ Underneath the silver cranes ♪
1448
01:34:46,807 --> 01:34:48,934
♪ Neon’s shining brighter ♪
1449
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,228
♪ Everything is darker ♪
1450
01:34:51,311 --> 01:34:54,189
♪ In the light of modern days ♪
1451
01:34:56,525 --> 01:34:59,111
♪ But you can’t go back
to 1992 ♪
1452
01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:02,739
♪ Oh, no ♪
1453
01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:10,789
♪ No, you can’t go back
to 1992 ♪
1454
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:12,833
♪ Oh, no ♪
1455
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,962
♪ Everything expires ♪
1456
01:35:17,045 --> 01:35:19,131
♪ Everyone is trying ♪
1457
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:22,008
♪ Harder than I can explain ♪
1458
01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:27,055
♪ Everything is televised ♪
1459
01:35:27,139 --> 01:35:29,182
♪ Everyone’s divided ♪
1460
01:35:29,266 --> 01:35:32,310
♪ Looking for the golden days ♪
1461
01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,692
♪ But you can’t go back
to 1992 ♪
1462
01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:40,735
♪ Oh, no ♪
1463
01:35:44,573 --> 01:35:48,827
♪ No, you can’t go back
to 1992 ♪
1464
01:35:48,910 --> 01:35:50,954
♪ Oh, no. ♪
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