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Vips, whose origins are lost in the night of pre-historic time,

have been recognised throughout history as the most powerful of all supermen.

Their noble aim

has always been to protect the weak from the oppressor.

The first Vip on earth created the tradition

that this breed is heroic, invincible,

and marriageable.

And through the ages this tradition has been unbroken

until the time our story begins,

when BaffoVip misunderstood the word "Super"

and instead of marrying a superwoman,

married a girl from a supermarket!

This marriage produced for the first time in history two new supermen.

SuperVip,

and MiniVip.

These two brothers were extremly different.

SuperVip was handsome.

MiniVip was not.

SuperVip was invulnerable.

MiniVip was not.

SuperVip could fly at supersonic speed from one planet to another.

MiniVip could only flutter a few feet above the ground.

In short, SuperVip was the strongest man on earth,

and MiniVip was the weakest superman of all time.

I cant do anything. But he can do everything - everything!

What's the matter, MiniVip? You haven't eaten or talked for the last two days.

I want to be a superman like you.

But, MiniVee, you are a superman even if you're not like me.

Then why do I have this V and these wings?

Everybody expects me to be a superman. But I can do only super nothing,

super nothing-at-all!

Come on, MiniVip, I know some psychiatrists who might be able to help you!

- When did it start? - What?

- Whatever it is. - Tell it in chronological order.

Be as concise as possible!

- Well, my name is MiniVip. - That doesn't matter!

And I've always envied SuperVip.

Does it hurt when I prick?

- Would you like to be a superman? - Tell it in chronological order.

Yes, I would, but as a matter of fact...

Say, "Ahhh".

Ahhh.

- You're jealous of SuperVip, aren't you? - Who is SuperVip?

My brother.

- Tell us about your mother - You hated your mother, didn't you?

No, I didn't! I loved her.

Do you sometimes hear strange noises?

- Does this look to you like a dog or a superman? - A dog!

Why do you want to be a superman?

I just want!

I think his imagination is confused!

Take a deep breath!

- Are you his brother? - Yes.

Alright, you can come in. The patient is very exhausted.

He needs a long rest and a complete change. I suggest a cruise.

But it would be best if he travelled incognito.

You see, we suspect it's the color red that excites him.

Goodbye MiniVee! Try to enjoy yourself and remember:

- Forget that you are a Vip. - I'll try, SuperVee.

Hurry! The gang-plank is going up!

So long, MiniVee! Be careful not to catch a cold.

And keep your hat and coat on!

You want to see what color my next dress is going to be? Look!.

Oh, lovely. A beautiful sea-sick-green!

Seems we're driving through a tunnel.

There's such a brute on every cruise!

Hello!

Mamma mia!

I'm sorry, Signore. Only passengers in costume.

Good evening, Signora.

Good evening, Signore.

Signora or Signorina? A mysterious woman, eh?

A Vip!

Signoras and Signori, attention please for an exciting event!

We have among us a genuine Vip, a fascinating, fantastic man

who comes perhaps from other planets!

A mysterious legendary being who flies in space.

He's invincible, invulnerable, and can go through concrete or steel as if they were butter!

Here he is, folks! A big hand for THE VIP!

Those who want his autograph line up to my right!

However, before interviewing the wondrous Vip...

- My blood is running to my head. - Oh, sorry.

We'd like him to give us a small demonstration

of his famous invulnerability.

We're going to ask him to swallow this stick of dynamite and let it explode in his stomach.

Fearful ladies and persons with a weak heart

are requested to leave the room.

Are you ready, Vip? Come on, stupefy us!

You saved my life.

How can I thank you.

That roar sounded real.

A carnivorous lion! Help!

Holy mackerel.

Shit, that water is cold!

Damned, it has teeth too.

How many teeth do you have?

You should have told me at once that you were not a real lion.

What were you doing aboard the ship?

Oh, you like dancing, eh? I like it myself so much.

But I haven't found the right girl yet. The one I love, I mean.

And maybe I'll never find her. I'm good for nothing.

Here is the latest new. A Vip, one of the famed supermen,

has disappeared from the ship 'Annabella' while cruising in the Pacific!

The Vip was last seen jumping through a port hole and it is assumed that he fell into the sea.

MiniVee!

Seems fish don't bite at this hour.

Let's see. This is the route. Yesterday, it should have been here.

Poor MiniVee.

A fish?

Leave it, leave it!

Is it still there?

Maybe it's asleep.

It's the first fish that ever smiled at me!

Never mind. But, we'll have to cut off your tail.

No sign of a ship.

MiniVee!

This must be the spot. But there's no trace of him here.

I'm beginning to have hallucinations. I better write a message.

"Dear whoever reads this, we need water,

blankets, and a motor. Yours truly, MiniVip."

Go and do your duty!

What a way to start the day.

If you're asleep, you don't catch fish.

We're saved! Land! Land!

We've touched bottom. Let's get out.

Next time it will be your turn to save me.

Well, it seems quite a nice, quiet island.

MiniVee!

MiniVee!

Now let's count. The odd one out goes to look for food.

One, two, three, four, five, six. Sorry, six always loses!

While you go, I'll light the fire.

How the hell did they light a fire with two sticks?

Okay, okay. It will be ready in a minute.

Why don't you try to help with the fire instead of making such a racket?

Who - who - who are you?

I'm in command of spy elimination! March!

One two, one two! One two, one two!

There's something down there.

It's from MiniVee. He's alive!

One two, one two! Stop! Get into the car!

Let's go, you microbe!

Move, you slacker!

Fasten your seatbelts and no smoking!

- Have you got a driver's license? - Shut up, you flying shrimp!

Fire, fire, fire!

Oh, it's you. I didn't recognize you.

Shultz, you idiot! For an excuse to fire that gadget you'd shoot your own grandmother.

What has my grandmother got to do with it?

This time I'm gonna report you to Happy Betty.

Blast you! Blast you!

Take no prisoners! Fire! Fire!

- Who is Happy Betty? - The smartest woman in the world!

She owns the H-B Supermarkets, 15,000 of them, all over the world!

Signor Vip! Please don't leave me. Look, I'm not a lion.

An island! An abandoned lifeboat. And a trail! He's there!

Hooray!

I need your protection.

It's alright, MiniVee. I've got you. We can go home now!

No! No! No.

My friend isn't a lion, she's a girl.

She's been kidnapped, you understand?

I must save her!

Tell me again, Confucius. Who am I?

Happy Betty, the great, the super, the divine,

who's super, super intelligent, super keen!

Smart boy, Confucius! Have a pep-pill!

The Colonel's coming back. Hey, you! Get away there!

Watch out, here comes the Colonel.

By now he should know how to use the brakes.

Stupid fool!

It will be dark in a few minutes. Then we'll search for Miss Lion.

No! You cover me while I look. After all, she's my friend.

Let's not start that again, MiniVee. You know you're not cut out for rough stuff.

When it's a matter of power, let me handle it.

He was there, right behind me in the car, with the lion. Then, poof!

He disappeared!

If that description is right, it can only be a Vip!

I don't like it. I don't like it at all!

The shareholders committee is due tonight and I don't want any slip-ups!

Tell Schultz to increase security!

What about this lion?

Lock him up in the tower. He might be useful for an experiment later.

Are you afraid of that little Vip?

Afraid? I'm not afraid of anybody! Now get going! And don't forget who I am!

Happy Betty, the great, the super, the divine

- who is super... - Shut up!

Up there! Come on, move! One two, one two!

One two, one two! One two, one two!

And if you try any funny stuff, you'll end up as bedside rug!

Come on, boys. I promised my wife I'd be home early.

Don't fly, MiniVee, they might see your glow.

It's midnight and we wish you happy dreams in your Happy Betty pyjamas!

If the man who took her works for Happy Betty, he should be wearing the H-B badge.

Yes, that's true. There was such a sign on the car.

Then the girl is surely somewhere near.

Watch out, SuperVip, a helicopter!

At last, it's the shareholder committee! Quick, go and welcome them!

Happy Betty offers you all a cordial welcome!

- Bonjour- Good evening - Salve, - Buenas dias - Guten Abend -

I better hurry. Wait here, MiniVee.

I'll enter through the window, get the girl, and come back.

I don't want to stand idly around here.

Please, MiniVee, let's not start that again!

Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer!

Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer!

What the hell is going on?

I heard a strange noise like the hizzing of a snake

and I pulverized and disintegrated it!

And there was something very small, like an insect,

with two red eyes which sent out flames!

That stupid brute!

Miss Lion.

Miss Lion.

These idiots! Everything has gone according to plan.

Only a matter of hours now to demonstrate the experiment.

But that Vip makes me nervous.

Get the projection ready and tell the Committee

that Happy Betty will see them soon!

I wonder where she is.

Maybe upstairs.

Mother, there's a Vip out there!

Well, well, what an interesting visitor!

Can I do anything for you?

I'm looking for a lion.

A lion, a lion...

Georgio, have you seen a lion around?

- Not recently. - Sorry.

- Thanks anyway! Goodnight! - Goodnight!

Did you see him, Georgio? A Vip! I must tell Signora Marta right away.

Signora Marta!

I hear this queer noise again. Strange, very strange.

I bet something fishy is going on up there!

- Finally I've found you. - You scared me!

- Sorry, I should've knocked. - Another Vip? Who are you?

I'm SuperVip, MiniVip's brother.

There's certainly a family resemblance. But what a difference in physique!

- That's an interesting point for my thesis! - Thesis?

I'm an anthropology major and I'm doing my thesis on Vips!

That's why I followed your brother when he jumped off the ship.

I wanted first-hand information.

So I got into this crazy situation. By the way, where is your brother?

MiniVip? He's waiting outside in a safe place.

Strange. Very strange.

This sounds very suspicious. A falling branch?

Goodnight!

Signori, we are all aware that the most important factor in modern times

is advertising!

Now I have found an ingenious method

which will give me absolute control of markets all over the world!

Signori, you are about to witness the birth of the brain-missiles!

Colonel, get the Professor!

I am hungry.

You'll eat later!

Right now, show these Signori the results of your research on mankind!

Start the film!

This is man!

By a slow but inexorable process

he was absorbed by civilisation

and transformed into a different being.

Here is man as he is now.

By our mechanised civilisation he became almost completely automated.

He crosses the road at the signal of the traffic light.

He gets up at the alarm of the clock.

When he raises his glass, he says "Cheers".

And when insulted, his reaction is always, "Who do you think you are!"

This lifestyle has revolutionized the physical structure of the human body,

both internal and external!

Of course, on the outside

there's still a difference between men and women.

Seen in profile, the one with curves is the female.

Only 4 parts of the human body still are in use.

The right hand, the right foot, the eyes, and the mouth!

The right hand is to sign checks, push buttons,

and to carry out actions of public interest.

The right foot is to push the accelerator pedal of a car.

The ideal man of the future will be born with two right legs.

Eyes are for looking at television, movies, and highways.

Intellectuals also use them to read book covers.

The mouth is used mainly for smiling and smoking.

Those who use it for speaking become politicians.

Those who don't use it at all become subtle humorists.

Internally, man is very simple.

He has a few organs, all numbered, whose job it is to become diseased.

The most important organ is the heart,

because without it, it would be impossible to tell whether a person is dead or alive.

However, the most important result of my research

is that this automated life has caused a partial atrophy of the brain.

This organ that once was considered the most important of the human body

has now almost totally disappeared leaving a considerable empty space in the skull.

So I got the idea to use that space.

A small missile with an electronic remote control receiver,

operating on one single wave length controlled by one person only,

can be launched into the head of people.

The impact is so sharp that it's practically painless.

Its first action is to wash what's left of the brain

and eliminate any residue of hostile or wicked thoughts.

After that, it enters the active phase.

Orders sent out on the same wave-length will encourage man to harbour

only feelings of fraternity for all living things, whether human or animal,

thus giving mankind a new chance of...

Enough! Colonel!

I am so hungry!

With a little encouragement

I persuaded the Professor to make some slight modifications to the missiles.

We used the local inhabitants for our first experiments.

Next was a test launch on the people of South Coniferus

where I own two supermarkets.

The impact of the missiles was timed exactly to the release

of the supersonic notes of the activating theme song

containing the control message.

This control message is:

BUY FROM HAPPY BETTY!

Let me tell you, Signori, in less than two hours those people

bought both of my super supermarkets completely empty and paid cash!

Now a new rocket is ready for launch,

transporting thousands of brain-missiles to the Continent,

and others, larger and more powerful, will follow

until I control the buying power of the entire world!

But to complete this colossal operation will be costly.

That is why you are here. I need your financial support.

Well, Signori, what do you say?

All this is very interesting, Madame,

but how can we be certain that the missile

will be effective on every individual?

Before we invest in this project, we must be sure that the brain-missiles

work effectively even on people with superior intelligence,

not only on mediocre ones.

After all, for the average individual

television, radio, and movies are sufficient.

That's correct. He's right.

He's here, Happy Betty! It's him! The Vip!

Catch him!

The Vip is my answer to your question.

I have him here for a final experiment to dispel your doubts.

Colonel! Get Schultz and catch the Vip!

I want him alive and I want him at once!

Help me out of here at once!

Come out of there, you fool, and help me find the Vip!

Put on your pants, stupid, and go search the tower!

I'll search the underground passages!

Listen, Miss Lion, would you like me to bring you out of here?

What a question in this situation! Of course, I would.

I mean would you rather go with someone else?

Come on, SuperVip, let's go. Don't be childish.

He's not here.

Well, up here everything is normal.

Halt! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer!

Damned Vip, you try to hide, huh?

Dressed as a mouse, eh?

Very clever, Vip!

I'll be ready in a minute, SuperVip!

Achtung! Was ist das? I hear voices. Ja, ja, ich feuer nach oben!

Stop, stop, stop!

Miss Lion, I bet you are

the most beautiful anthropology major in the world.

My name is Lisa. And my hair must be a mess!

Lisa, your eyes are like sparkling jewels.

SuperVip, listen! I hear something.

I cut you to pieces, Vip!

Let's go out on the terrace and look at the stars.

Don't be silly! This horrible cell has no terrace.

There isn't? Well, I can fix that.

There you are. Wonderful, isn't it?

- What? - So peaceful and quiet!

I've been waiting such a long time for you.

I knew you'd come for me.

But I never thought you'd be so handsome.

- What's your name? - MiniVip. And yours?

- Nervostrella. - Nervostrella?

Don't you like it?

Oh yes, yes I do. It's a lovely name!

But why are you kept in there?

See this thing in my head?

I've been used by these awful people as a Guinea pig for their experiment.

And it hasn't worked very well on me.

But it doesn't look bad on me, does it?

- No, you're beautiful! - Really?

Then you will get me out of here, won't you?

Well, certainly. At once.

It may take some time, though.

But don't worry, Nervostrella. I'll get you out of there, that's for sure!

MiniVip, you don't have to cut the bars!

I can pass through them. You see.

- But... Then why? - It's the jump that frightens me! It's dangerous.

But if you could catch me...

What strong muscles you have, MiniVip!

I'm so weak, MiniVip. I need protection,

and you're so strong and virile! Don't you think we make a good couple?

Marvellous!

So you're the strongest man in the world, eh?

I knew it! I was sure it would be you.

OK! Let's see who's the strongest. Come on, step forward.

Don't hit him too hard, MiniVip, he's got a long way to fall.

Come on, MiniVip!

- You're super, MiniVip! - No, super is my brother. Come on.

Let's go!

SuperVip! Help!

That sounded like my brother's voice. Wait here a minute.

Hey, you! What do you want?

You. I mean the little you.

The Vip. The big one. In the cellar. Big one. Small one.

Any Vip. It doesn't matter. I'll catch them all.

Sorry, I just had to help my brother.

You little squirt! Now I've got you!

Let go of him, you big bully! Help!

Now it sounds like a woman's voice.

You wriggling super-worm, I'll squash you for good!

Would you mind letting go of my brother?

MiniVip, you were wonderful. Wasn't he, Signore?

He certainly was, but he shouldn't have come in here.

And the next thing to do is to get you out as fast as we can.

I'll take the girls to a safe place and then come back for you.

Safe place? Where?

At the beach! No one will look for them there!

The beach, huh!

Come on, Lisa. Ready, girls? We're off!

This time I'll get him!

- Here we are, girls. You're safe. - Oh, the sea! Beautiful, isn't it?

So many wonderful birds. Look. A butterfly! What beautiful colours!

Stay close, Signorina. You'd better be careful.

Don't worry, Signore. I'll stay nearby. Such a cute butterfly you are!

Yes, that should be a safe place.

What's going on up there?

- Help! - Help, help!

Happy Betty, the great, the super, the divine!

Look who's here!

Colonel! Schultz! Hurry up! I've caught him!

So hot, isn't it?

No wonder with that costume you're wearing.

You know what I'm gonna do? While waiting here for you, I take it off and go for a swim!

Do you mind, SuperVip?

Not at all, just be careful not to swim out too far.

Don't be silly! I swim like a fish. Especially without such a costume!

SuperVip, what's going on? Are you all right?

Lisa! Lisa, I love you.

Well...

Lisa...

Lisa...

Oh, SuperVip, I love you too!

That must be him!

As promised, Signori, I have captured the Vip,

the Superman of Supermen! Schultz! Show the Signori!

- Incredibile! - Wonderful! - C'est vraiment lui! - Diablo! - Non I'avrei mai creduto! - Mein Gott!

- You have forgotten who I am! - Happy Betty, the great...

However, before the experiment on him which will prove to you

that my invention works perfectly even on persons of superior intelligence,

I would like to show you something unique.

Signori!

You are about to see the missile base "Happy Betty".

Go on!

Come on! Get going!

And this, Signori, is only the outside.

In a moment we'll have a brief tour of the works!

Schultz! Take the Vip to the experiment room!

Alright, Signori, let's go!

Hello, my name is Nervostrella. Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you.

What a lot of lovely flowers there are. I wish I could pick them all.

Here it is, the marvellous small steel city

where the consumer destiny of future human generations is forged!

Its working population is 100,000 strong!

1,600,000 fingers working incessantly at our great project!

Excuse me, you mean 1,000,000 fingers!

It's as I said! Our bio-electronic laboratory has been able to create

- collaborators with eight-fingers at each hand. - Marvellous!

And how do you manage to discipline such an enormous workforce?

By taking advantage of the most modern methods of industrialization,

and safeguarding each individual's personality. For example,

after deducting a part of their wages, we provide meals for our collaborators.

Not the usual fixed menu, but a free choice.

Butter!

Each guest can have his grain of rice with either butter, ketchup or onion sauce.

Ketchup!

Furthermore, we see to it that our collaborators get a good relaxing rest.

After deducting a part of their wages,

we allow them to use an apparatus which immediately gives them

a deep and healthy sleep.

When, after a few minutes of such special rest, our collaborators wake up,

they are conveyed back to their workplace by mechanical means

to avoid loss of energy.

Do the collaborators have some entertaining?

Of course! After deducting a small sum from their wages,

we offer them the visit of a special entertainment park

with a particularly gay atmosphere.

Here the collaborators can instantly satisfy their various individual,

individual... desires.

- What about vacations? - Short, intensive, exciting, healthy!

Our collaborators are given the opportunity to see the most beautiful sights in the world

while international artists sing and dance to the local music.

There is also a special apparatus to provide sun-bathing

and for local souvenirs.

- Do you provide medical attention? - Certainly!

No bureaucratic delay or lack of interest here.

Attention is immediate and categorical!

Each illness is tackled resolutely and cured rapidly.

And now let's see if you can swim.

SuperVip! Help!

Oh, SuperVip!

You saved my life.

This time you won't escape.

SuperVip, watch out!

Come on, Beauty, you go in too!

And then this handsome man named MiniVip

came along and rescued me from prison.

Good! Happy Betty will be pleased.

If you please, Signorina, step right in.

And now for some maximum security measures.

Now we enter the production area.

The supporting parts of the missile are fusioned at 1,400 degrees

When the arm of the specialist gets immediately severed,

the metal bath has reached the correct temperature.

In another department the missile undergoes a test for heat resistance.

The technician inhales a mixture of gasses to do this rigorous test!

Unfortunately, we lose one match at each test!

This custom of bowing causes a loss of productivity of approximately 15%.

However, the problem of going to the toilet has been brilliantly solved!

As you know, Signori, these arbitrary and uncontrollable interruptions of the work flow

are a problem of immense importance in a large plant.

Our research department has solved it

by installing a running generator which stops from time to time

discharging bursts of 60,000 volts!

This inspires our collaborators not to waste time

and prevents them from lingering longer than necessary!

Wunderbar! If we had had something like this at that time,

perhaps we wouldn't have lost the war!

It's done!

Let's return to the actual production of the missile.

At this point, the electronic brain,

produced by a secret process,

is fitted on the missile-head

and the whole thing is thoroughly sterilised.

Then it is ready to be put into its final shell.

The brain-missiles are then taken to the great rocket

which can host up to 15,000 and which is ready on the launching pad.

After the rocket has taken off, the small missiles detach themselves

and by means of the electronic eye are directed automatically

towards the people on all continents.

This rocket cannot be detected by radar because it is motor-less.

900 specialised collaborators who pedal with all their might

move a propeller which drives the rocket into space!

The first rocket in history without a combustion engine.

And now, Signori, let's go back to our friend, the Vip

and his new gold-plated brain.

Look at it carefully, Vip!

See, we have your name engraved on it.

Get ready, Vip!

One two, one two!

I've caught the Vip. I've locked him up in the safe.

Look, his belt!

Be quiet, you idiot! I captured the Vip, not you!

Help! Stop him, don't let him get away!

Catch him! Quick, quick!

- Gosh, it's dark. Where am I? - Oh, at last!

- I see a lot of little hearts. - SuperVip, get us out of here!

We are locked inside a safe.

Inside a safe? Where? Why?

- I'll help you out of there. - MiniVip!

Listen to me, Vip! This is Happy Betty speaking.

Running or hiding won't help you. The missile will reach you wherever you are.

For the simple reason that you are the only one on the Island without special protective cover!

All the others are safe inside our base.

In a few seconds the missile will be firmly planted in your super square head

and you'll come meekly back here asking me for instructions.

Got it?

See you soon, Vip!

OK, girls, don't worry. I'll get you out!

Man, what a kiss! What a kiss!

Wow, my head! I see hearts whirling around.

What a kiss! Oh, what a kiss!

Next time, I better send it to you by telegram.

Good! Here's my suit. And my belt.

It was MiniVip who saved us all from those terrible men.

It was him, right, Signorina?

- MiniVip? Were is he? - MiniVip!

If I were you, I wouldn't worry too much.

Up till now, he seemed to be doing fine. All by his mini-self.

You may be right. Perhaps I've underestimated him.

But, maybe I haven't.

I better search for him and make sure.

MiniVip!

Let him alone!

Well, you automated banana, are you finished?

- How was it? - A little unripe, but not bad.

There you see, Signori! Success!

This signal indicates that the missile has hit the target

and now even the invincible Vip has become one of our devoted clients!

Well, yes, very good, but I think we should check it with our own eyes.

What an insolence! You seem to have forgotten who I am?

Happy Betty, the super...

The big rocket will be launched in a few minutes!

There is no time left for stupid and unnecessary controls!

You'll have to make up your minds right now.

Well?

OK! We agree!

Congratulations, Signori. You've made the right decision!

Colleagues, slaves, worms! This is Happy Betty speaking to you

to announce that the count-down will start in a few minutes.

When our creation starts lifting itself into the sky,

advertising will become pure science.

Posters, film, and radio commercials will be useless

because the consumers won't have doubts anymore

what to choose. They will forever buy only at Happy Betty!

After this rocket, others, increasingly powerful, will follow,

because a group of international investors has decided

to finance my colossal project!

- Long Live Betty! Long live Happy Betty! - Clear the launching site!

The count-down will start at once!

Hurry up, MiniVip. It's urgent! Do you remember which way it was?

That way, no, that way... No, wait, maybe...

Ten. Nine.

Eight.

- Seven. - I must find it!

Six. Five. Four. Three.

- Good! Here it is! - Two. One.

Zero!

There you are, Signorina. Now it won't bother you anymore.

Buy from Happy Betty, you must spend-spend-spend

Buy from Happy Betty, it's the trend-trend-trend

When you're out of money, you must make-make-make

every effort to have more to spend!

Buy from Happy Betty, always shop-shop-shop

For soup or salt or syrup by the drop-drop-drop

Happy Betty's merchandise is top-top-top

So keep on buying, you must never stop!

Happy Betty's best for anything you want to eat

Happy Betty's best for shoes to wear on your feet

Happy Betty's far the best by any test for all the rest

Sales clinching,

Penny-pinching,

Labor saving,

Patio paving,

Incoming,

Outgoing,

Budget wrecking,

Back breaking,

Cooking, Sweeping, Cleaning, Sleeping articles

you buy from Happy Betty!

Keep singing the Buy-Buy, keep singing the Buy-Buy

You've got to swing the Buy-Buy

And lay your money on the line!

Buy from Happy Betty, you must fly-fly-fly

To buy from Happy Betty till you're dry-dry-dry

The last thing you must do before you die-die-die

Is to struggle out and make a final buy!

Happy Betty's is the store where you get more things you use for

Mixing, fixing; steaming, gleaming

Winding, grinding; hide behinding

Looping, grouping; standing, stooping

Indoor, outdoor

Washing, squashing

Milking, bilking,

everything you'll find at Happy Betty!

That was great, marvellous! Spectacular!

Wonderful, fantastic, delightful. How nice!

Well, that's it! The show's over! Let's go!

You go ahead, SuperVip. We'll follow in the helicopter!

This is a lovely ride, SuperVip. Can I pay my fare in super-kisses?

Be careful, Lisa We're high up in the air here.

Lisa...

Lisa!

How terrible! Look, MiniVip!

Could it be one of Happy Betty's missiles!

No, it's something even more powerful. Love!

Are you really a superman?

MiniVip, you're wonderful! Without your help

he would have been killed at least twenty times.

You must not forget, Nervostrella, he's my brother.

Yes, of course!

Well, I hope he realizes how lucky he is to have a superbrother like you!