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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,996 -Good morning, bay area! 2 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,598 It's a beautiful Monday. 3 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,832 Hope you'll get out there 4 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,001 and try to forget about this past weekend, 5 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,803 especially you sports fans. 6 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:41,507 I've never seen so much bad luck in three days of my life. 7 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,343 If anybody put money down on our bay-area favorites, 8 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,178 you might want to think about robbing a bank 9 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,746 and getting out of the country. 10 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,616 Or maybe you should just go back to Vegas and stay there. 11 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:53,352 I don't what to stay besides "music cures all." 12 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,620 Here's hoping this new track 13 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,056 from "the illness" will do just that. 14 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,895 -Yeah? -Thomas! 15 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:07,433 Hey, it's Sam calling for my dad, Carl. 16 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,834 You have had 17 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,503 some of the worst luck anyone has ever had. 18 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,272 -I can have your money for you in a week. 19 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,673 -A week? The last time 20 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,775 my dad waited a week, i had to find the guy. 21 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,744 Had to track him down and cut off his finger. 22 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,012 Had to bring it back to my dad. 23 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:21,513 Ended up being the wrong finger. 24 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,115 The point is I got trouble. See, it's about image. 25 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,451 I can't go around cutting off everybody's fingers. 26 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,186 There's only digits on a guy's hands, 27 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,321 then I got to move to toes -- -I'll get it, all right? 28 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,622 Look, I'm on a new film right now. 29 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,091 I could just ask -- -a new blockbuster 30 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,459 like your last couple? 31 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,294 What was that last one you did with, uh... 32 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,962 With a plot? 33 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,831 -Just give me some time. 34 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:39,798 I'll have it. 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,934 -Well, I'm sure. I'll see you soon. 36 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,107 -Hey, pop? 37 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,008 This guy's not gonna come up with 15 grand, 38 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,844 even if he had a week. 39 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,516 You wanna make a bet this becomes an amazing action movie? 40 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,870 -Tomas will be out any second now. 41 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,404 Don't start the car until we see him. 42 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,406 -Hi, you've reached Sara. I'm not available. 43 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,442 Give me a call, but leave me a message. 44 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,321 -Don't worry about the sign. 45 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,823 It's a low-budget gig. 46 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,458 I'm sure you're gonna get some great action for your reel. 47 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,094 -Okay. 48 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,916 -Hey, guys. Sorry for the wait. There was a huge order 49 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,350 put in before yours -- a little bit confusion. 50 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,685 -Are you gonna put it down 51 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,953 or are you gonna keep babbling like an idiot? 52 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,855 You mean to tell me whose is which? 53 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,356 That's mine. 54 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,026 So put his there and give me my plate! 55 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,994 -Oh, here. 56 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:19,498 -What are you doing? -You're fired! 57 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,533 -I didn't -- 58 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,512 -hey, Sara. 59 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,014 -Hey, baby. -I need to crash with you 60 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,616 for a couple of nights. Is that all right? 61 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,818 -Yeah, sure. Is everything okay? 62 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,986 -It's too hard to explain right now. 63 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,520 -All right. I'll see you soon. 64 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,589 -All right, thanks, bye. 65 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:04,102 -So, you've known Nick longer than I have? 66 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,804 -Uh, yeah. 67 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,339 I've known Nick since we were kids. 68 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:11,076 But you been working with him for two years now, right? 69 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,045 -Uh-huh. So, um, 70 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:16,381 Nick probably gave you a good idea of what we do here. 71 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,318 -Yeah, he said you guys get paid pretty well 72 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,019 for just taking a few pictures 73 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,821 and, uh... 74 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,858 Every now and then, things get a little physical, but... 75 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,994 It's not like you guys are running around in the middle 76 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:33,598 of a gun fight or something, right? 77 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,201 Right? 78 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,371 -Is that what he said? 79 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,539 -W-well, yeah. 80 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,007 Is that -- -don't worry about that. 81 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,910 Listen, sometimes things get a little physical, 82 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,712 but I'm assuming since Nick sent you here 83 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,681 today to fill in for him that you understand that. 84 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,151 - Well... yeah. 85 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:56,588 But... 86 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,857 -Yo. -Hey, is punk ass there? 87 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,926 -Yeah, your guy's here. You wanna stop by? 88 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,595 -Listen, I just got a ticket for parking -- 89 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,098 -yeah, okay. 90 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:12,604 -Who was that? 91 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,639 -You blind? 92 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,778 This the guy? -Yep. 93 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,046 That's him. 94 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,414 -Was that -- did you just call? 95 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,915 -Don't matter. Stand up. 96 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,517 -Wait, is this -- is this -- -don't worry about it. 97 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,619 Get up. 98 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,259 What are you, like, 20? 99 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,328 -No -- -doesn't matter. 100 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:55,847 -Wait, wait! 101 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,150 How far is this supposed to go? 102 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,661 Hey... 103 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,065 -Nice. 104 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,472 -What, are you guys nuts? -Hey, hey. 105 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:24,509 I didn't know he was gonna do all of that. 106 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,211 -And who is he? 107 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,546 -That's Stan. 108 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,014 He's an old buddy of Nick and I. 109 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,382 He's been a bounty hunter for a couple of years now, 110 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,584 so, you know, we help each other out on cases. 111 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:35,187 -You work with this guy? 112 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:36,455 -Sometimes. 113 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,722 You got the job, by the way. 114 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,291 -Uh -- -grab that folder right there. 115 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,993 We're gonna make a run, drop off some pictures to a client. 116 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:46,531 Then you and I get to start on this new case together. 117 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:47,566 -Wha-- I -- 118 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:51,002 what about -- what about Stan? 119 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:54,005 -But Josh handled himself like a pro just like you said he would. 120 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,009 -Hey! -All right, he's coming. 121 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,178 I'll call you back. 122 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,550 -Oh, you seem very okay with everything 123 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,586 that just happened in there. Man, I'm not cool with that. 124 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,021 -Listen, I'm not putting my life in the hands of someone 125 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,290 who needs some warning before something goes down. 126 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,860 I wanted to see what you got. Stan was down to help. 127 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,595 Now, you handled yourself like Nick said you could, 128 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,598 but I had to be sure. 129 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,032 If you want to fill in for Nick, 130 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,934 I got your back as long as you agree to get mine. 131 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,804 It's the only way this is gonna work. 132 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,106 -I told Nick I'd help fill in for him 'cause 133 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,774 him and his girl are having a baby 134 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,243 and he'd do the same thing for me. 135 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:32,177 -Otherwise, what? 136 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,346 You'd go get another job? -Yeah. 137 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,680 -Oh, really? 138 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,283 'Cause Nick told me about the last couple jobs you had. 139 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,585 -I could make money doing something else. 140 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,888 -Not as much as you would with me, but, you know, 141 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:46,124 it's up to you. 142 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,394 -I'm down as long as that is my last test. 143 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,396 -I told you you got the job. Why would I need to test you 144 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,298 again? 145 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,738 So? 146 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,575 -All right. All right. 147 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,944 -Come on. 148 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,413 So, I'm curious. You ever use a gun? 149 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,015 -Yeah, at a range. 150 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,416 -Okay, good. -Wait, wait, wait. 151 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,952 Is getting shot at a part of this job? 152 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,420 -Thinking positive is good, 153 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,822 but being prepared is even better. 154 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,391 -Do you have a gun? 155 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,692 Did Nick have a gun? 156 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,760 -No, Nick never carried a gun. 157 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:24,162 That's probably why he got shot. 158 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,964 I'm joking. 159 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,632 I think Nick would have told you if he got shot. 160 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,101 -Well, I don't know! He didn't tell me about Stan! 161 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,336 That's not funny, man. 162 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,004 -I just want you to know I'm carrying. 163 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,139 And I've never had to use mine, 164 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,340 but I feel better having it on me. 165 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,975 So, you know, whatever you want. Come on. 166 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,543 Let's go. Let's go. 167 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,755 -So, shouldn't I get a bullet-proof vest? 168 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,390 -Yeah, that's probably a good idea. 169 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,626 -Well, then shouldn't you get one, too? 170 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,494 -No, why? I already have one. 171 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,002 -So, who's this client we're gonna go see? 172 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:07,138 -Check out that folder. 173 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,573 -So, what, we just -- 174 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,642 we go over there, drop off the pictures, that's it? 175 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,845 -Yeah, then we start looking for the action stars. 176 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,948 They're in there. You'll see. 177 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,483 -I don't recognize this guy at all. 178 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,286 -Tomas de la Cruz is actually a popular action star 179 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:25,156 from a small town in Peru. He made some cheesy action films 180 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,092 and now he's got himself a little cult following. 181 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:30,061 -What do you mean "cheesy" action films? 182 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:16,808 -Cut! 183 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,877 What the hell? -What's wrong? 184 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,913 -Somebody got the boom in the shot. 185 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,416 -Somebody got in my shot. 186 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,617 -Who? 187 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,352 -Jesus Christ. 188 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,987 -Well, I'm not doing all that again, 189 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,123 so you guys better just cut that up and take it from, uh, 190 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:37,228 this guy's fall. -Uh, he's, uh, not conscious. 191 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,830 -What? 192 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,933 -This is not the fake piece of wood. 193 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:46,171 -Why would there be any real pieces of wood anywhere near me 194 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,873 during this part of the fight? And what is the purpose, 195 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,210 if I may ask, of all this powder? 196 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,880 -I told you there's too much powder. 197 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,415 -Told me? -Yeah. Yeah, you. 198 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,117 -Why is that my responsibility? 199 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,318 Have him do it. -Hey, hold up. 200 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,388 Hold up. What? I could do it. 201 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,256 -Wow. All right, you know what? 202 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,293 He can do it, okay? I'm gonna go take a break. 203 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,861 You guys figure it out. Let me know when you need me. 204 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,030 And get this guy some medical attention or something. 205 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,132 Jesus. 206 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,595 -Tomas. 207 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,864 -Manny, just tell Carl that I'm getting paid 208 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,767 enough for this masterpiece I'm working on now. 209 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,870 -Yeah, okay. 210 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,505 Who's this? 211 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:54,873 -What? 212 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,508 That's just -- 213 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,944 that's just his fan that came up to me and wanted an autograph. 214 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,880 - Yeah. 215 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:06,217 Yeah, sure he is. Come on. 216 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,654 You know I'm here to bring back something of value. 217 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,422 -All right. I got some cash in the car, 218 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,358 all right? Just hang on. 219 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,726 -Yeah, let me come with you. 220 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,328 Make sure your fans don't get too hostile. 221 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,747 -Tomas's beatdown put Carl's right-hand-man 222 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,582 in the hospital. -Damn. 223 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,484 -Carl's not a guy you want to be making bets with. 224 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,653 I mean, he's closer to a mob boss than he is to a bookie. 225 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,221 -So, why is Tomas up here 226 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,423 if he's an action star down in Peru? 227 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,225 -He thought he could break into the industry up here. 228 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,893 Since he couldn't catch a good break, 229 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,562 he started betting on a few things to make some money back, 230 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,564 but the losses started racking up pretty quickly. 231 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:56,134 -So, what, we -- we find him, tell Carl where he is? 232 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,802 -That's usually how it's supposed to go, 233 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,237 but if it was that easy, 234 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,872 I wouldn't need a partner to back me up. 235 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,241 People don't like being followed around, you know? 236 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,143 -Yeah, well... 237 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,211 Maybe they can choose their friends 238 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,780 a little better then, you know? 239 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,482 All right, who is this and where is he allowed 240 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,351 to be in action movies, man? 241 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,620 -Sameer yousef -- another popular action star 242 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,455 from sahab. -Where's that? 243 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,124 -A small city in Jordan. Doesn't matter. 244 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,328 Sameer's actually been following in Tomas's footsteps for years. 245 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,463 He claims he taught him everything he knows. 246 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,100 -So, sameer owes Carl money, too? 247 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,435 -I don't know. 248 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,303 But sameer's been seen with Tomas. 249 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,105 He's the only connection we have right now. 250 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,507 So far, we don't know if Tomas has any other friends up here, 251 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,976 and we still don't even know where the guy lives. 252 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,178 -So then how are we even supposed to find these guys? 253 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,746 -Well, Tomas is gonna be tough, 254 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:45,116 but sameer is actually a lead in an indie action film 255 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,018 that is now on hold 'cause he walked off. 256 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,020 So we're just gonna have to keep an eye out for that production 257 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,455 to get up and running again. 258 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,136 -Okay, cut! 259 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,671 -Did he just say "cut"? 260 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,973 -I'm feeling a little hungry, so why don't you go ahead 261 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:45,476 and bring my stunt double for now while I take a rest? 262 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,377 Okay. 263 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,146 -Yeah, right. 264 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,347 Okay. Uh, well, all right. 265 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,815 Let's get the stunt double out. 266 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,650 Okay, this guy's terrible, man. What do you say 267 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,019 we shoot the last few moves with the stunt double? 268 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,387 -Sure. It's good to make sure. 269 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,022 -Yeah? Okay, yeah. 270 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:01,225 Yeah, we're gonna take it back a few shots, all right guys? 271 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,300 -Hey. 272 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,768 You know, i could do these moves, 273 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,037 but I wouldn't want to stop the pace right now. 274 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,105 -Yeah, okay. 275 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,074 -All right. 276 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,976 Hey, do your thing, man. 277 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,646 -Do they look alike? 278 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,214 -He came highly recommended. 279 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,482 -Yeah, that's fine. 280 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,850 But we still have to shoot the shot. 281 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,585 Now, how do we do that when they don't look alike? 282 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,821 -If you shoot it at the right angle. 283 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,693 -Guys, sorry about the confusion on that last take. 284 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,596 Let's just work on the set of moves that we did earlier, 285 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,831 and you guys will be great. 286 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,332 -All right, guys. Let's lock it down. 287 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,834 Give me a slate. 288 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,803 -Scene 19, take 85. 289 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,638 -Roll camera. 290 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,576 And action! 291 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,854 Wow. 292 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,493 Cut. Wow. 293 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,029 That was incredible, man. Huh. 294 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,363 Man, if this guy lost 100 pounds, 295 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,098 you could have him as the lead. 296 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,333 Uh, all right, guys. 297 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,834 That's dinner. Food's out in the truck. 298 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,936 Let's go. 299 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,245 -Hey, man. 300 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,681 I think me and you, we trained at the same martial arts school. 301 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,016 -All right. I'm gonna go take -- 302 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,951 -i detect a little disbelief. 303 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,789 You're probably thinking because I took a break time 304 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,525 it's your time to shine and make me look bad! 305 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,926 -I'm just trying to do my job. 306 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,896 If you have a problem, talk to the director. 307 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,963 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 308 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,399 I studied 10 styles of martial arts 309 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,669 and I never needed this spinning kicking stuff, 310 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,740 just the element of surprise. 311 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,277 Hey, what's that? 312 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,281 That was pretty good. 313 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,816 I'm glad you passed my test. 314 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,152 I only surround myself with the best talent there is. 315 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,722 And you, my friend, are good enough to be my stunt double. 316 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,460 -Find someone else, asshole. -Okay. 317 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,828 Okay, that's fine. 318 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,896 But just to let you know that you won't be nothing 319 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,666 in this industry. 320 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,134 Nothing! 321 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,802 -Hey, what's going on, man? 322 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,704 Why am I seeing Dave walk off like that? 323 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,806 -If you can't hire a professional stunt double -- 324 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,576 -hey, buddy. That guy's obviously a pro. 325 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,978 He's been doing it for years! -Yeah? 326 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,582 Well, y-y-your pro just attacked me. 327 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,186 -I can't believe this guy is an action anywhere. 328 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,955 I got to see his movies. 329 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,857 -No, you don't. 330 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,795 All right, man. 331 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,830 Time to help break someone's heart. 332 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,765 Grab that folder. 333 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,383 -Are we just gonna give her the photos and that's it? 334 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,751 Isn't that kind of cold? 335 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,620 -We're not her psychiatrist. 336 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,989 What do you want to do? 337 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,124 -I don't know. 338 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,770 -Who's this? -I-I'm Josh. 339 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,772 Um, I'm -- I'm sorry for... 340 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,408 -Just come on inside. I'll get your money. 341 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,561 All right, let me see the pictures. 342 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,100 -Sorry, Michelle. 343 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,823 -Hey, um... 344 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,894 Michelle, you know, sometimes people, you know, 345 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,463 they've -- 346 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,032 -son of a bitch is gonna pay. 347 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,805 -Was that normal for her to carry a switchblade 348 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,340 in her apron? -I don't know. 349 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,041 I'm hungry, though. You hungry? 350 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,163 -Oh, morning. -Afternoon. 351 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,198 -Really? 352 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,499 -Yeah. 353 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,800 I made you some breakfast. 354 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,802 You might have to heat it up a little. 355 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,773 -Thanks. 356 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,742 Hey, you think i could borrow your car again? 357 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,909 I-i-i got to get down to -- 358 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,811 -Tomas, I have to get to class 359 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,380 and I have to work later. 360 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,249 -Right, right. 361 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,853 -What is it? 362 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,388 -I was thinking, you know, 363 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,590 you and I, we should -- need to take a trip, you know? 364 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,025 Like, let's get out of here, you know? 365 00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:35,559 Let's do something to break the routine. 366 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,094 Just me and you, you know? 367 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,863 -Uh, that would be nice, 368 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,133 but you know I have finals next week. 369 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,267 But maybe after that. 370 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,036 -Mm-hmm. 371 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:49,407 -And besides, you have to finish your movie, right? 372 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,608 -Yeah, you're right. 373 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,944 Yeah. -Okay. I got to go. 374 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,697 -Yeah, who is it? -It's Tomas. 375 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,786 -If you're in debt, why don't you just use this 376 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,455 to pay whoever you owe money to? 377 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,557 -'Cause I think I need a little bit more on the down 378 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,258 before I could start making payments. 379 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,828 -Huh. Okay. Same time tomorrow -- 380 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,964 you got a passport and I.D. 381 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:51,068 -Okay. 382 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,307 -Dick. 383 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,346 -Mmm. 384 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,818 What? 385 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,587 Want me -- want me to get something else? 386 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,122 -You're -- you're -- 387 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,090 you're not even worried about what Michelle might do 388 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,293 to her now-ex-boyfriend? -Why? 389 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,295 Do you have some special place in your heart for cheaters? 390 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,565 -No, I -- I'm just saying, what if she actually goes 391 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,801 and nunchakus this guy up or worse? 392 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,803 -Yeah, well, she might do that. 393 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,705 She might have done that to the last guy. 394 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,073 I guess we'll never know, right? 395 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,176 Unless she pays us to follow her. 396 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,811 -Okay, so... 397 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,781 You're saying if you don't see anything, then. 398 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:40,117 -Out of sight out of mind. 399 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,752 I suggest you get used to it, all right? 400 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,187 Nick and I got paid for delivering information 401 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,823 to people, not for what they do with it. 402 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,527 Hang on. I got to take this. 403 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,095 Hello? 404 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:56,267 -Welcome back to "celebrity action rehab live!" 405 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,468 -Did you move my stuff? 406 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:00,337 -What stuff? -My makeup bag in the bathroom. 407 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,539 Did you move my stuff? 408 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,708 -Why would I move -- oh, really? 409 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:12,516 -What's this? Ladies, ladies. 410 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,318 Are we here to fight addictions 411 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,854 or are we here to fight each other? 412 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,725 -Hey, you down to make a couple extra g's tonight? 413 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,694 -Uh, yeah. What -- what's going on? 414 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,130 -Uh, my buddy needs backup. 415 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,098 -W-what does that mean, "backup"? 416 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,800 -Uh, we're probably just gonna make sure he doesn't, 417 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,102 uh -- nothing goes crazy. Whatever. 418 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,704 Hey, you ever see that show, 419 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,539 "celebrity action rehab"? 420 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,241 -No, what-- -it's stupid. 421 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:42,146 -But what are we gonna do? -Prime time slot. 422 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,548 Let's go. I'll tell you in the car. 423 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,717 -W-wha-- 424 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,253 -you're real smart, bitch. 425 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,922 -I -- I just want to know who we're backing up. 426 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,466 -Hey! 427 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,641 Thanks man. 428 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,177 Why you always messing with my car? 429 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,182 -Who is this? 430 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,037 -So, what's up? -Some guy stole a Van 431 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,172 full of missing artwork on the way to the museum. 432 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,874 I've been telling him for an hour now -- 433 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,510 three guys, didn't really recognize them. 434 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,245 They're probably buyers. 435 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,947 -Okay, so, who hired you? The museum? 436 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,682 -No, actually, this is the delivery company. 437 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,684 They figure the missing Van would be low priority 438 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,685 for the police. 439 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,887 -So u-haul hires bounty hunters? 440 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,389 -Was I talking to you? 441 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,957 -I'm just saying it's kind of funny, 442 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,425 a delivery company's hiring -- -if you want 443 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,227 a cut of this money, you better watch your mouth. 444 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:06,063 -I'm not even saying anything about you, man. 445 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,666 -Yeah, I didn't figure you'd want this again. 446 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,034 -Again? 447 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,969 You're memory's a little altered there, buddy. 448 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,070 -Hey, hey. Come on. 449 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,806 Look, we're here to get your back, 450 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,142 okay? Relax. 451 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,077 Let's go. -All right. 452 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,479 So, anyway, like I was saying... 453 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,223 All right, there's four guys. 454 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,392 They're unloading the artwork right now. 455 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,300 These guys are low-level. 456 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:45,736 The leader looks like he's young noir or something like that. 457 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:48,038 Three guys in there look like they're going clubbing 458 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,074 afterwards. -Wait, wait. 459 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:51,842 How many guys you trying to catch? 460 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,377 -I don't know. 461 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,812 Why don't you get a calculator and go figure it out? 462 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,114 -Hey, I'm just-- -so, what's the plan? 463 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,983 -My client's paying me to get the artwork back. 464 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,250 The Van they sold. 465 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:03,721 And whatever happens, happens. 466 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,390 -Question -- why wouldn't any of these guys have guns 467 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,658 or something? -They probably do. 468 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,094 But if they do, then so do we. 469 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,630 -Yeah, well, I don't. 470 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,232 -Oh, yeah. 471 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,969 -What did you expect, you idiot? 472 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,437 -Don't worry about it. There's two of us. 473 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,438 We got your back. 474 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,473 If people start shooting, 475 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,074 just hang back. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 476 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,476 Hang back and see if you get a cut of the money. 477 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,944 -Don't worry. 478 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:30,280 Just do what you do. 479 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,282 -Oh, what are they doing here? 480 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,952 -Who? -Those three guys in black. 481 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,920 Those are Carl's guys. -Oh, good. 482 00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,422 So we don't have to worry about them? 483 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:39,523 -I don't know. 484 00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:41,158 I'm not buddies with them or anything. 485 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,961 I'm just saying i know them and they know me. 486 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,529 -So what now? 487 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,498 -Well, I'm guessing they're here to do some kind of deal, 488 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,199 and since we're trying to stop that from happening -- 489 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,035 -all right, all right, all right. Well, we'll see. 490 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,537 All right, hey, I'm gonna go take those three. 491 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:56,440 -Fine. I got the guys on the left. 492 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,842 -W-what about the other guys? -Okay. 493 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,011 On three? 494 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,988 Hey! Everybody get on the ground! 495 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:14,892 -Ken? 496 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,126 -Hey, man. 497 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,528 I'm just helping my buddy with these guys. 498 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,730 We're not here for you. -Hey, get on the ground. 499 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,065 -Stan, just one second. 500 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,933 -Carl sent us here to pick up some stuff. 501 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,468 Think you know what that means. 502 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:26,070 -Yeah, well, my buddy's here to get that stuff back, 503 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,604 so I'm sure you understand. 504 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,273 I'm sure Carl will, too. 505 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,774 -I don't think Carl likes you as much as you think he does. 506 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,743 -Hey, man, I'm still working for him just like you. 507 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,945 -Come on, guys. Let's go. 508 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,819 -Hey! Why isn't dick face 509 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,487 on the ground? -What did you say? 510 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:46,724 -I said, "why are you on the ground, dick face?" 511 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,792 -Stan, relax. 512 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,294 -Guns are for pussies. 513 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,097 And you, my friend, are a pussy. 514 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:56,233 I would own you. -Oh, would you? 515 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,136 -Just calm down, Stan! 516 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:16,053 -Oh. 517 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,222 Whoops. 518 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,698 Nick's substitute, right? 519 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:52,082 -Thanks. 520 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:05,809 -You didn't seem yourself while you were training today. 521 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,077 What's the problem? 522 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,212 -This last film i worked on didn't go too well. 523 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:12,049 First the director made a comment about my weight. 524 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:15,952 -David, shape and size cannot hide talent. 525 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,687 It adds character, 526 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:21,091 and your father was the living proof of that. 527 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:24,061 -Yeah, but he didn't try to make it the entertainment industry. 528 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:27,364 -I bet he could have if that's what he wanted to do. 529 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,266 Before he passed away, 530 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:32,035 he did everything he wanted to do in life. 531 00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:35,005 He never let anyone tell him he couldn't do anything, 532 00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:37,474 like you when you first started training with me. 533 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,276 -That's training here with you. 534 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,811 Out there, it's a different world. 535 00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:43,246 During break, the lead tried to pick a fight with me. 536 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,681 -Jealous of your talent, maybe? 537 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,583 -He seemed pretty confident to me. 538 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,452 -People who pick fights 539 00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:50,520 usually don't have someone to fight with them, 540 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,056 and people who talk down to people 541 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,758 usually need someone to listen. 542 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,259 -So what am I supposed to do? 543 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,495 Defend someone that wants to fight me and lend my ear 544 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,397 to someone that's insulted me? 545 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,599 -Not challenging enough for you? 546 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,508 -Hello? 547 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:13,376 -Hey, David. It's frank. -Yeah. 548 00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:15,679 -Yeah, about that sameer thing, well, 549 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,582 here's the deal -- nobody saw nothing, 550 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,184 so unfortunately, it's sameer's word against yours. 551 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:22,385 -And what did he say? 552 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,753 -Well, apparently he says 553 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,388 he was talking to you about martial arts, 554 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:29,493 you somehow became offended and attacked him. 555 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,128 -What an asshole. 556 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,463 -Yeah, basically he's told everyone on set that, you know, 557 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,365 he refuses to work around a maniac. 558 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,100 -So what does that mean for me? 559 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:39,870 -Well, since he's the lead, 560 00:35:39,872 --> 00:35:42,706 they're just gonna go with another stunt double. 561 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,676 But, hey, d-don't worry about it. 562 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,445 You know, I'll keep an eye out for you. 563 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,946 And besides, think about it this way -- 564 00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:52,482 as long as people keep eating all that fast food, 565 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,551 you'll have work. -Okay. 566 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,419 -Hey, listen, i had a breakfast burrito 567 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:57,721 and that thing's working its way through me. 568 00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:00,056 I got to get to a toilet fast. 569 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,525 -Yeah. Bye. 570 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,760 -Yeah, talk to you soon, buddy. 571 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,845 -What's up? -Oh, hey. 572 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:25,182 How's it going? -Who's this guy? 573 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:28,218 -Uh, it's... bill 574 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,620 -no, I'm Tony. 575 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:36,860 -Might want to make sure it's actually bill. 576 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,195 I don't want to keep you -- you're busy -- 577 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,596 but is my dad here? 578 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,131 -Yeah, what's up? -Rich, Vic, 579 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:44,167 and Ivan were supposed to pick up some artwork for my dad, 580 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:46,002 but they screwed it up. 581 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,004 I can give them one more chance, but then I have to kill 582 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,239 all three of them. 583 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,807 And then that's a bummer 584 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,242 because you got to take care of the bodies -- you know, 585 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:54,344 digging all the ditches and however you do it. 586 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,946 It's not my -- you know what? 587 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:57,747 I'll handle it. 588 00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:00,550 Well, see you around... 589 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,686 William. Um... 590 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:06,389 Well, actually, I probably won't ever see you again. 591 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,592 But see you. 592 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,910 -Isn't this fun? Huh? 593 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,814 Aren't we all having fun? Right? 594 00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:35,018 Silence! 595 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:49,332 Rico, my old friend. 596 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,569 -Hyena. -I thought you were dead. 597 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:56,106 -Didn't take. 598 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,907 -Ha ha ha. 599 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,949 -Get out of my way. 600 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,089 -You're just in time. 601 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:17,427 We're having a little party for this bitch. 602 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:21,131 -Well, you know what they say... 603 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:25,568 "It's not a bitch party without a bitch." 604 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,038 -Indeed. 605 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,639 -One moment. 606 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,575 Hyena, there's just one problem. 607 00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:33,843 -Yes? 608 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:37,914 -This bitch is my sister. 609 00:38:50,062 --> 00:38:51,961 -My nuts! 610 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,299 -Oh! 611 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:09,112 -Drop the gun. 612 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:12,248 I'm British. 613 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,484 -I thought you were German. 614 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,486 -Well, people change. 615 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,288 Now turn around. 616 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,259 Ha! 617 00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:27,630 What good is your code of Peruvian bushido now? 618 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:34,104 -It's good for this. 619 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,876 -Rico! 620 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,982 -Easy. Nothing. 621 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,123 -Oh, rico, if you weren't my brother... 622 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,426 -I'm not. I'm your step-brother. 623 00:39:56,428 --> 00:40:00,630 -Tomas de la Cruz! 624 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:23,286 Man, I know I can make it like you did. 625 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:32,262 And I'll never forget what you told me that day. 626 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,164 Respect. 627 00:40:49,181 --> 00:40:50,914 -What the hell are you doing, man? 628 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:55,452 -Sorry, Mr. de la Cruz? I'm a huge fan of yours. 629 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,086 I love your movies. 630 00:40:57,088 --> 00:41:01,057 And "multiple impact" is such an action classic! 631 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,426 -You -- you've seen my films? -Yes, sir. 632 00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:04,928 All three. 633 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,864 And I started acting and studying several martial arts 634 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,266 to be as great of an action star as you. 635 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:12,001 -R-really? Now, see, that's funny, 636 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,804 'cause actually I don't even take martial arts, man. 637 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,306 I just kind of punch and kick people. 638 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:17,507 -No way, man. 639 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,375 You must be a natural then, 640 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:23,279 because I studied 10 martial arts to be as great as you, man. 641 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:28,551 -Dang, 10? -And I read all 10 books twice. 642 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:29,819 -Oh, I see. 643 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,855 So you read fighting books. 644 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,923 -Yes, sir. -Well, hey, you know what? 645 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,392 Whatever keeps you motivated, you know, is -- 646 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:37,827 is good, I guess. 647 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,262 -Thank you. Thank you. 648 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,497 -Yeah, hey. 649 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,465 -Can I take an autograph? 650 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:46,536 -Uh... sure. 651 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:50,507 -Can you make it out to, uh, sameer yousef, please? 652 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:54,477 I can't believe that I just met you now. 653 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:58,615 I was on my way to an audition downtown and... 654 00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:01,084 This must be a sign. 655 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:03,286 Unbelievable. -There you go, man. 656 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,622 -Thank you, sir. 657 00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,458 Can I take one picture? Just -- just one picture? 658 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:09,692 -Yeah, sure. 659 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,761 -My friends won't believe this. 660 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:23,373 All right. 661 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,275 Yes! 662 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:29,012 Hey, this is me. -Yeah. 663 00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:30,413 Oh, hey, man. You know what? 664 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:31,848 I got to go. It was really great to meet you 665 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,750 and, uh, take it easy, all right? 666 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,885 -Is everything okay? 667 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:41,658 -Aye! -Hey, is something wrong? 668 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,893 Is -- is it paparazzi? 669 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,264 I'll create a divergence! -What are you doing? 670 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,333 Isn't that your -- get on the train! 671 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,171 -Hey, Vic. Let's get ready to move. 672 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,472 Looks like they're getting on this bus. 673 00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,608 -I swear, if we lose these guys, you guys 674 00:42:58,610 --> 00:42:59,809 are all walking back to Carl's. 675 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,144 -What? Why? 676 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:03,179 -'Cause you guys keep asking me stupid questions. 677 00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:05,048 Let's go. 678 00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:14,157 -I get it. 679 00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:16,292 You keep pretending that people are chasing after you 680 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,795 so you keep your acting sharp. 681 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:20,630 Wow. -Yeah, no. 682 00:43:20,632 --> 00:43:21,898 It -- it helps. It does. 683 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:22,966 It helps. 684 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,767 -Wow. That is fantastic. 685 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,003 Hey, can you give me any other advice? 686 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,304 I would really appreciate it. 687 00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:31,507 -Well, it's a tough business. -Okay. 688 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,876 -All right, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to Jack 689 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:35,712 you of your opportunities, all right? 690 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:37,380 So don't trust anybody. -Okay. 691 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,182 -Okay? -Thank you. Thank you. 692 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,750 -Yeah, I hope you make your audition, man. 693 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:43,152 -Thank you so much, sir. 694 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,420 Hey! 695 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,456 Hey, it's an honor! 696 00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,509 Whatever. 697 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,549 -Man, that was a waste of time. 698 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,618 He didn't even have a gun. -Don't worry about it. 699 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:17,553 Look, we've got snacks now. 700 00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:25,495 Hey, man. You got to try these chips. 701 00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:28,264 -Those look like not chips, all right? 702 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,233 Why are we walking through all these alleys? 703 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:31,567 -I don't like to pay for the parking. 704 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,302 Chinatown sucks. 705 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:40,777 -Man, I don't need one of those. What I really need right now 706 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,278 is -- -one of those? 707 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,281 -Hey, shut up and give me your wallets -- both of you. 708 00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:47,450 -Man. 709 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:51,521 This is just -- -what are you doing? 710 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:53,723 -I'm giving him my wallet. -Just shut up. 711 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:54,957 And you, do the same thing -- 712 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:59,228 wallet, now. -No, I don't want to. 713 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,863 -What? -Are you crazy? 714 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,365 -Yeah, man. What are you, crazy? 715 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,267 -No. 716 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,971 Look, if I give you my wallet, can I put 717 00:45:08,973 --> 00:45:10,473 these down on the ground? -Whatever. 718 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:12,542 Wallet, now. -You know what? 719 00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:14,610 I don't want to do that 'cause it smells like someone 720 00:45:14,612 --> 00:45:17,046 took a piss here and i don't want to mess up my chips. 721 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,082 So you hold this. -Hold this? 722 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,584 -Hold this. 723 00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:43,172 Look at that. 724 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,575 -Yeah, uh, it's a gun with no -- no clip. 725 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:46,709 There's no bullets. 726 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,644 -Always complaining. 727 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,613 -Okay, come on, man. 728 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,720 -So, this guy, Pete, he makes fake I.D.S 729 00:45:57,722 --> 00:46:01,390 -yeah, there's only a few guys that are really pro. 730 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:18,207 Right there -- white door. 731 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,942 -So, what? We just wait? 732 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:22,044 -Yep. -All right. 733 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,635 -Hello? -I told you weren't out of it. 734 00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:46,803 -What's up? 735 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,404 -New martial arts film casting 736 00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:50,573 for an overweight actor who can throw a couple of kicks 737 00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:52,909 and they don't care what you look like. 738 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:56,512 Now who's the man? 739 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,852 -Live! -What am I gonna do? 740 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,787 Take drugs through my phone? Is there an app for that? 741 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,356 What right do you have to take my phone from me anyway? 742 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,458 -It's part of the agreement that all patients 743 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,893 make when they're receiving treatment here. 744 00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:13,596 Attacking the nurse is not the way to deal -- 745 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,965 -attacking? -You stomped on her foot. 746 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,466 -I'm sorry, okay? 747 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:19,669 -After you apologize to the right nurse. 748 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,271 -Okay, fine! 749 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:23,506 -Okay, stop it right there. 750 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,908 Take it back a couple of seconds. 751 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,344 -Yeah, what am I gonna do? Take drugs through my phone? 752 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,745 Is there an app for that? 753 00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:32,014 -Okay, right when she says "i hate this place," 754 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,382 I want you to cut to her crying 755 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:34,784 while she's talking about her dad's abuse. 756 00:47:34,786 --> 00:47:36,619 And then I want you to cut back to her 757 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,421 talking to Amy saying "I've never had a friend like you," 758 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:41,357 and then I want you to cut to her slapping Amy. 759 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,192 I think that's gonna play out really nicely. 760 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,361 -Yeah, no problem. 761 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,064 - Hello? 762 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:50,433 -Hi, amera? -Yeah. 763 00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:52,068 -Shelley's not working well with us. 764 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,003 She's getting increasingly violent. 765 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:57,807 -Yeah, and you've been doing such an amazing job with her. 766 00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,408 -Take your bad shoes and go out! 767 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,043 -I'm placing a request to transfer to -- 768 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,646 -oh -- oh, wait, wait, wait. No, you can't do that. 769 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:06,449 Our ratings have gone way up since she joined the show. 770 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,584 -You know, my contract says I have the right 771 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,254 to treat these patients as I see fit. 772 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:15,725 -Okay. No problem at all. Thank you. 773 00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:18,194 -You are wasting my time. 774 00:48:18,196 --> 00:48:20,396 Did you not hear me? -It's looking good. 775 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:23,466 -What is wrong with you? Out! Out! 776 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,735 -We really need to find somebody to replace shelley 777 00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:27,637 before she goes. 778 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,679 -Are you insane? 779 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:40,016 -I was just showing him how to do the moves properly. 780 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:42,985 -Proper-- y-you hit the guy in the back of the head 781 00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:44,654 with a wooden sword! 782 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:46,656 How are you gonna hit him in the back of the head 783 00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,357 if he's supposed to be watching you? 784 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,226 -Hey, I took it upon myself 785 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:52,428 to make sure that he does his job right, 786 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,964 which you guys apparently screwed it up again. 787 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:57,700 -Well, apparently I don't think this went down the way 788 00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:58,734 you say it did, 789 00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:01,837 because you're obviously a no-talent poser 790 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,373 who was suggested to me by a casting director 791 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,641 that I'm never gonna use again. 792 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,176 Huh? What was her name again? 793 00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:09,111 Was it your cousin? Huh? 794 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,948 -Well, you can't fire me unless you're gonna re-shoot everything 795 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:14,450 I just did, which is gonna end up costing you. 796 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,118 -I'll be just fine. Thanks, man. 797 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,888 But you can expect a lawsuit from this guy when he wakes up. 798 00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:23,225 Now get the hell off my set. 799 00:49:23,227 --> 00:49:24,794 All right, guys. 800 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,196 I guess we'll finish these scenes when this guy's okay. 801 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:30,800 And we'll do the pickups when we find a new actor, all right? 802 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,835 Now let's -- let's start setting up, guys. 803 00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:34,270 -Okay, I'm gonna give you one last -- 804 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:37,073 -get the hell of my set, you maniac! 805 00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:38,107 -Okay, you know what? 806 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,575 You're making a mistake. 807 00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:42,211 You're firing the next Tomas de la Cruz! 808 00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:43,412 -Who? 809 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:47,149 All right, somebody call the police. 810 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,618 -This is bullshit! 811 00:49:51,923 --> 00:49:54,690 -Hey, w-when can I get bullets for this thing? 812 00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:56,025 I mean, what is the point -- -wait, wait, wait, wait, 813 00:49:56,027 --> 00:49:58,394 wait, wait. There he is. 814 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:01,797 -So what do we do? 815 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,399 Do we -- do we call Carl now or what? 816 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:04,867 -No, no, no, no. 817 00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:07,069 He's gonna be in an out and on his way. 818 00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:08,637 So we'll just wait right here 819 00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,639 and then follow him to wherever he's staying. 820 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,582 -Thanks. 821 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:29,625 -Oh. Here we go. 822 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:25,614 -Hello? -Yeah, we found Tomas. 823 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:28,717 He's at 2135 green street. 824 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,020 It's an apartment building. -Nice going, Kenny. 825 00:51:31,022 --> 00:51:32,988 -Uh, we tailed him from a guy who makes fake I.D.S, 826 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:35,391 so I'm guessing he's not gonna be here for very long. 827 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,926 -I'll have some guys there soon. 828 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:38,828 -All right. 829 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:48,037 -Last chance, then you're digging ditches. 830 00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:50,306 Change first, but whatever. 831 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:51,640 -What happens now? 832 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,109 -Well, he's sending some guys over, 833 00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:55,878 so all we got to do is make sure Tomas doesn't leave. 834 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,296 -See that dude in front there? 835 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,298 That's that prick i was talking about. 836 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,766 -Oh, rich? 837 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,672 That little guy in the middle? -Yeah? 838 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:26,575 -He's been wanting to fight me since day one. 839 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,245 I don't know what his problem is. 840 00:52:29,247 --> 00:52:32,448 -I almost feel bad that we're helping these guys. 841 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:39,788 -Listen, um... 842 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:42,958 I'm probably not gonna be seeing you again anytime soon. 843 00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:47,796 -What do you mean? 844 00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:54,303 God, whatever, Tomas. You know what? 845 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:58,307 You're being just like any other guy with your bullshit. 846 00:52:58,309 --> 00:52:59,742 -Will you just wait a second? -No. 847 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:01,110 I will not wait a second. 848 00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:03,779 And I will not wait for your explanation. 849 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,983 I got to admit, though. 850 00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:11,220 I have never heard the "bookie's after me for $15,000" excuse. 851 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:12,688 Lame. 852 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,356 -I really wish you'd just listen to me for a second. 853 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,202 -Yeah? Can I help you guys? 854 00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:30,940 -No, but he can. -Okay. 855 00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:32,508 All right, all right, all right. You know what? 856 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,043 Just -- can we take this outside? 857 00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,412 -Why? Is that where you keep your money? 858 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:37,780 -I don't have it right now, all right? 859 00:53:37,782 --> 00:53:39,281 But I'm gonna get it. -Why don't you just 860 00:53:39,283 --> 00:53:40,849 call your buddy here and have him bring it instead? 861 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:42,685 -My buddy? -We saw you guys last week 862 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,753 by the piers. You were giving him something. 863 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:47,056 -That's not my buddy, all right. 864 00:53:47,058 --> 00:53:51,560 That's just some fan who wanted an autograph. 865 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,696 -Can we get your autograph, too? 866 00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:56,365 -All right, this is crazy. I'm gonna call the police. 867 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,567 -Aw, now why you got to go do that? 868 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,734 -So, how long's it take three punks to kick the crap 869 00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,669 out of one action star? 870 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:53,555 -What? Let's go. 871 00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:05,768 -What do we do? What do we do? 872 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,670 What do we do? -Call an ambulance. 873 00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:34,330 -Yeah, yeah... 874 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:52,014 -Hey! Who you calling? Huh? 875 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,950 -You gonna come kick this phone away from me? 876 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:56,752 -What if I do? -See what happens. 877 00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:01,990 -I'll get you later. 878 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:42,698 -Welcome back to "celebrity action rehab live!" 879 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:44,833 -Now we will meditate to the music 880 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:48,103 as our anger and tension melt away. 881 00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:52,708 -Guess who I saw yesterday. -Who did you see? 882 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,043 -Sylvester wonton. -No way. 883 00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:57,112 -Oh, what was the name of that last movie he did? 884 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,081 -"Garbage man." -Did anybody go see that? 885 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,316 -Yeah, I did. It was like being a tampon 886 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,986 in a heavy flow, but you needed another one. 887 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:05,721 I needed to call for backup. 888 00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:08,724 -Well, Ivan's dead. 889 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,793 I can't kill rich and Vic now. 890 00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:13,695 Not -- "let's all three of them," you know? 891 00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:16,165 It doesn't feel right. 892 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:20,769 They're like the three brothers, the three amigos, 893 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:23,138 three compadres. 894 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:26,175 -And when I started bugging him, he got pissed at me 'cause 895 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,443 his friend died. 896 00:57:27,445 --> 00:57:29,511 And I'm like, "am I supposed to care about that?" 897 00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:30,646 He'd be perfect for the show. 898 00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:32,748 -I'll be right back. 899 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,932 Are you just stupid? 900 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:52,801 Is that what the problem is? 901 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:53,969 -He put Manny in the hospital. 902 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,504 He just threw Ivan out of a window. 903 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:58,207 -So you thought, "kill this guy -- an eye for an eye. 904 00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:59,641 Cover your tracks really well 905 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:00,876 and everything will be just fine?" 906 00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:04,346 Never mind the 15 grand, 907 00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:06,181 so long as you teach someone a lesson? 908 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:08,484 That's what the goal is here? -He just killed Ivan. 909 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:11,420 -Ivan was a prick and he slept with your sister. 910 00:58:11,422 --> 00:58:12,855 Ask him. 911 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:15,157 -Why don't you speak English -- 912 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,558 -hey, why don't you shut up 913 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,094 or I'll kill you right here? How about that? 914 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,562 -Look, let me just explain to Carl, okay? 915 00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:24,199 -I said shut up or I will drop you in the street. 916 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:26,635 You're not explaining anything to my dad. 917 00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:29,438 In fact, he doesn't want you anywhere near his curb. 918 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,406 Here's what you two are gonna do -- you're gonna 919 00:58:31,408 --> 00:58:34,710 find Ken and his little buddy and you're gonna follow them 920 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,111 wherever they go. 921 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:38,113 And you better hope Ken finds sameer, 922 00:58:38,115 --> 00:58:40,983 and you really better hope sameer has that money 923 00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:42,951 you're so sure he has. 924 00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,353 -What if Ken doesn't find anything? 925 00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:47,356 -Did I not tell him to shut up or I'll kill him? 926 00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:52,094 Do not speak in my presence any more. 927 00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,829 Find Ken. 928 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,698 Then your life depends on him finding sameer. 929 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,968 And you, call me when it's an order. 930 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:05,541 Or a text. 931 00:59:05,543 --> 00:59:08,143 Shoot me a text. 932 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,279 Go. 933 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:36,438 -Aren't you tired? 934 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,842 -I haven't pulled an all-nighter in a long time, you know? 935 00:59:40,844 --> 00:59:42,511 -If you want to take off and get some rest, 936 00:59:42,513 --> 00:59:45,581 it's cool with me if you don't mind walking or taking a bus. 937 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,986 -All right. 938 00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:59,227 Hey, listen, man. 939 00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,463 Um, I don't know what you're planning on doing now, but I -- 940 01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:06,468 I don't think I can help you find that other guy for Carl. 941 01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:09,972 I-i didn't expect this job to be like this. 942 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,914 -Hello? -Kenny, my man. 943 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,349 Excellent work last night. 944 01:00:20,351 --> 01:00:22,217 My pops sent over Doe with the payment. 945 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,820 I hope Tomas's fan won't be too hard to find. 946 01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:26,388 -Yeah, shouldn't be a problem. 947 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,422 -Great. 948 01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:28,624 -Okay, thank you. 949 01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:32,561 -No, thank you. 950 01:00:32,563 --> 01:00:36,064 -Carl put double payment in my drop box. 951 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:38,333 -You won't have to worry about rent for months. 952 01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:42,437 What? 953 01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:45,907 -I just -- I don't know how I feel about that. 954 01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:48,710 -What happened to honorable judge Josh? 955 01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:51,113 Didn't Tomas deserve this? 956 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,714 Doesn't sameer deserve his, too? 957 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:54,149 Because -- -yeah, 958 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,684 I said that people should choose their friends 959 01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,552 better if their friends get them into trouble, 960 01:00:57,554 --> 01:01:01,456 but I don't want somebody to die just to prove my point. 961 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:05,260 I don't want anybody dying for anything. 962 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:07,162 I mean, maybe to you, Stan, and Nick, 963 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,864 this is like normal everyday -- 964 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:12,234 -this isn't normal for me, okay? 965 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:13,635 I've been doing this for a few years now, 966 01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:16,138 and besides Carl's guys roughing up a few people 967 01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,606 here and there, the worst I've ever seen 968 01:01:17,608 --> 01:01:19,975 is some property damage or a few broken hearts. 969 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:22,577 Everything else was for show. 970 01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,379 All the clients Nick and I've had, 971 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:27,683 talking about getting back at people, 972 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:29,284 nothing has ever gone this far. 973 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:32,254 -Well, that's what I'm saying, man, I just -- 974 01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,856 I don't think I could continue this case with you 975 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:39,027 if it's gonna go that far. 976 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:41,196 -Well, me neither. 977 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,498 I get what you're saying. 978 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,834 I just feel like if i don't get to sameer first, 979 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,936 somebody else will. 980 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,740 So, if you want to help, 981 01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:53,442 I could use it. 982 01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:56,044 But if not, hey, I understand. 983 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:04,052 -All right, wait, wait, wait. 984 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:24,806 -Hey, come see this. 985 01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:29,678 -The death of Tomas de la Cruz. 986 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,379 In the life after death... 987 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,315 -Hey, guys. What's going on? 988 01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:35,183 -Hey, I'm just showing her this guy's web blogs. 989 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:36,485 He's supposedly an action star 990 01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:38,053 from the middle east or something. 991 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,821 And he's all depressed about his idol's murder. 992 01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:40,822 It's got to be a joke. 993 01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:42,090 My friend worked as a P.A. 994 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,725 On an indie film this guy was a star of, 995 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:46,228 and he supposedly fought on-set with his own stunt double. 996 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,496 -Really? -Yeah. 997 01:02:47,498 --> 01:02:48,730 Do you want to see him talk about it? 998 01:02:48,732 --> 01:02:50,165 It's hilarious. -Yeah. 999 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,833 Actually, does he have any contact information 1000 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:53,835 on his channel? 1001 01:02:53,837 --> 01:02:56,671 -They're gonna be my road hunt. 1002 01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:03,211 -So, again, for the camera, if you don't mind. 1003 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:07,249 -Okay, after doing a long set 1004 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:09,651 of some fight choreography that I did. 1005 01:03:09,653 --> 01:03:11,052 So I walk off and -- 1006 01:03:11,054 --> 01:03:13,588 and I'm going straight to grab my water bottle, 1007 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:14,723 and here he comes -- 1008 01:03:14,725 --> 01:03:17,759 David -- walks straight up with an attitude. 1009 01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:19,161 Walking, he looks at me 1010 01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:21,797 and he goes... 1011 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:30,205 And he does these faces. 1012 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:33,575 And I'm wondering, "why you want to do that, bro? 1013 01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,844 Come on, this is professional work." 1014 01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:37,179 Anyhow, so I let it go 1015 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,747 because I'm a bigger man than that. 1016 01:03:38,749 --> 01:03:41,183 -We have to find this guy David and bring him in here. 1017 01:03:42,886 --> 01:03:44,319 Hey. 1018 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:46,421 -And I just kind of pushed him to congratulate him. 1019 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,623 -Yeah, can you get me some information on the stuntman 1020 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:52,494 named David palatnikov? Yeah. Thanks. 1021 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,196 -Drinking my water, minding my own business, 1022 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:57,098 and after the set is done, he walks up, right? 1023 01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:01,369 And -- and he's walking towards me still with an attitude. 1024 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:02,871 -Are you out of your damn mind, son? 1025 01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:05,140 You don't get your hands dirty. Call him now! 1026 01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:07,042 -All right, all right! 1027 01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:10,312 Just really creeps me out. 1028 01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,514 He wants me to call Kyle. 1029 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:14,783 Yeah, I know. Creeps me out, too. 1030 01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:37,906 -Hey, Sam. How's your dad? 1031 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:40,475 -Hey, at least we tried, right? 1032 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:43,511 We can't find sameer, maybe nobody else can. 1033 01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:46,081 -Yeah, maybe he left town or something. 1034 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:48,183 -Yeah. 1035 01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:54,789 -Got to take a piss. 1036 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,393 -Welcome back to "celebrity action rehab live!" 1037 01:04:58,395 --> 01:04:59,861 -Good afternoon, everyone. 1038 01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:02,797 I'd like to welcome sameer yousef to our group. 1039 01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:07,669 It'd be great if we could all begin with a brief introduction. 1040 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:10,372 -Yeah, I'm Jimmy, 1041 01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:14,009 and this is moe moe. 1042 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:16,111 -Sorry, I need the music for my rage. 1043 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,146 -No problem. Nice to meet you. 1044 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,148 -So, what brought you here? 1045 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:21,950 -Samantha, can you just say "hello" 1046 01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,919 and tell him your name? 1047 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:25,387 -Hello. 1048 01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:28,156 And, uh, he just said my name. 1049 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:29,691 -Hello. 1050 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:33,128 -Sameer, would you care to share your story with us? 1051 01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:36,231 -Sure. Um... 1052 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:43,505 -He actually got on that show. 1053 01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:45,740 It's not gonna take long for Carl's guys to find him. 1054 01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:46,908 -Okay. 1055 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:47,876 -Can we stop at a bullet store on the way? 1056 01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:49,744 -Not now. 1057 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:56,184 Let me make a call real quick. 1058 01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:58,053 Hey, Stan. Yeah, we found the guy. 1059 01:05:58,055 --> 01:05:59,888 Are you still down? Okay. 1060 01:05:59,890 --> 01:06:01,389 Thanks, man. 1061 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,191 -What's up? -I told him back in the diner 1062 01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:04,459 that we're gonna go after sameer. 1063 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,695 -So, what, he's gonna back us up now? 1064 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:09,130 -Sort of. 1065 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:12,934 -Did you meditate today? 1066 01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,402 -Yeah, it's good. 1067 01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,805 No one was around, so I, uh, popped in my jet li DVDs 1068 01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:19,341 and just lathered up with some oil 1069 01:06:19,343 --> 01:06:21,476 and just really relaxed. 1070 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:25,113 -Hello? 1071 01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,716 -Hi, this is David palatnikov. I got your message. 1072 01:06:27,718 --> 01:06:29,551 I believe you have some work for me. 1073 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:30,986 -David. 1074 01:06:30,988 --> 01:06:33,588 Is it possible for you to meet us at the shooting location? 1075 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,190 I'll text you the address. 1076 01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:36,791 -Okay, yeah. I'll head on over. 1077 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:37,926 Thank you. 1078 01:06:37,928 --> 01:06:39,794 -Great. 1079 01:06:58,415 --> 01:07:00,215 -Yep? -Hey, Mike. 1080 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:02,217 -Yep? -I have a David palatnikov 1081 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,019 coming over there right now. 1082 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:07,288 I need you to get a camera on him and on sameer asap. 1083 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:09,457 -You got it. -Okay. 1084 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,597 -Hey. -So, good stuff so far today? 1085 01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,334 -I got some hilarious footage of the new guy. 1086 01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:21,036 -Awesome. Thank you. 1087 01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:22,771 I'm gonna go welcome David to the house. 1088 01:07:22,773 --> 01:07:25,473 He should be here any minute. -I'm ready for him. 1089 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:26,541 -I'll send him in when he gets here. 1090 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,243 -Okay, sounds good. 1091 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:30,445 -And make sure that Mike has a new tape. 1092 01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:32,680 -I just did that. -Is Dr. Derek around? 1093 01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:35,016 -No, he just left. He probably won't be back for a while. 1094 01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:36,251 -Okay, good. 1095 01:07:36,253 --> 01:07:38,119 I need you to keep an eye out for him. 1096 01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:39,754 And if he comes back any sooner, 1097 01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:41,256 we might need to stall him. -Okay. 1098 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:42,791 I can do that. 1099 01:07:42,793 --> 01:07:43,725 Oh, hey, Marty. 1100 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:52,267 -I mean, you guys have seen "fist of won," right? 1101 01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:55,403 It's Tomas de la Cruz's best movie, man. 1102 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,471 -Yeah, keep going, man. 1103 01:07:56,473 --> 01:07:57,939 I'm listening. 1104 01:07:57,941 --> 01:08:00,108 -And I really don't know why people keep giving me 1105 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,710 a hard time for loving the guy. 1106 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:04,412 I just want to carry on his legacy. 1107 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:07,816 I mean, he made amazing action movies... 1108 01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:12,654 So, I did meet the guy -- which was crazy. 1109 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,456 Next thing I know, he's dead. 1110 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,391 And the woman who contacted me said she wants 1111 01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,493 me to be on this show to pay tribute to him, 1112 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:20,728 but I haven't had the chance to do so yet. 1113 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:23,765 And I still don't know why I'm here. 1114 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:27,402 But I do like that you guys do listen to me. 1115 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,237 -Yeah, man. It's what we're here for. 1116 01:08:29,239 --> 01:08:33,174 -Thank you, man. 1117 01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:40,915 -Because he always forgets that, too. 1118 01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:42,717 And don't worry about calling for Marty 1119 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,552 unless there's a real problem. 1120 01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:46,955 We need to let Mike get enough footage of David 1121 01:08:46,957 --> 01:08:48,256 and sameer's reunion. 1122 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:50,558 -I got to go. David's here. 1123 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,728 -This is gonna be great. 1124 01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:57,365 -Hi, I'm David. 1125 01:08:57,367 --> 01:08:59,367 Amera sent me here to work on a project. 1126 01:08:59,369 --> 01:09:01,136 -Come on in. -All right. 1127 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,775 -We got to get in before the gate closes. 1128 01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:14,883 -Just park where you see the other cars 1129 01:09:14,885 --> 01:09:16,451 and take the path up to the house. 1130 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:20,155 -Hey, uh... 1131 01:09:20,157 --> 01:09:22,924 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is private property. 1132 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:23,892 You need to leave. 1133 01:09:23,894 --> 01:09:26,661 -Yeah, we need to get in there. 1134 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,897 Um... Want to help me here, man? 1135 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,605 -There's a guy in your cast 1136 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,174 or whatever you call it -- he's in there 1137 01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:40,842 and he's in some big trouble with some very bad people. 1138 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,410 We're just gonna go in and -- 1139 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:46,848 -everyone here is probably in trouble with bad people. 1140 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,790 -Allow the music to soothe you. 1141 01:09:55,792 --> 01:10:00,361 -He pretended he didn't Tomas de la Cruz. 1142 01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:02,730 I wanted to test my stunt double 1143 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:06,267 to see if he's capable of doing this difficult move. 1144 01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:08,736 You know how it is, right? 1145 01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:26,988 -Why are we wasting time? 1146 01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:28,389 Let's -- look, we're gonna go in. 1147 01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,490 You can do what ever you need to. 1148 01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:32,694 -No. No, I don't think so. 1149 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:36,030 -Marty? Can you come down here, please? 1150 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:46,474 -Let's just jump this fence. 1151 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,230 -Hell no. 1152 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:12,166 -You ruined my career and now you're here to rub it in? 1153 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:23,678 - Beginner moves. 1154 01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:27,749 Who are you guys? 1155 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:29,684 -We're friends of Tomas. -What? 1156 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:33,021 -Well, the last ones to hang out with him, anyway. 1157 01:11:33,023 --> 01:11:35,156 He was a real asshole, wasn't he? 1158 01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:38,693 -Any enemy of Tomas is an enemy of mine. 1159 01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:43,498 -Sameer? 1160 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,600 Everything all right? 1161 01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:53,074 -As rage becomes calm... 1162 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,243 -Get his legs. 1163 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:07,855 -Hey, sameer? 1164 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:13,661 -What is that? A stick? 1165 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,697 -Yeah. That's gonna hurt. 1166 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,167 -You go first. -Me? 1167 01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,968 You're the one that wanted to come in. 1168 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:40,221 -Gonna say something? 1169 01:12:40,223 --> 01:12:42,724 There's somebody in that house who could be in a lot of trouble 1170 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:44,559 very soon. 1171 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,327 We just want to help him out. 1172 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:30,805 -Man, what is -- what's going on down here? 1173 01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:42,750 -Hey, Marty? You might want to come up here soon. 1174 01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:45,253 -He's busy, Mike. -Okay, whatever. 1175 01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:49,857 -Relax and -- 1176 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,928 - no! 1177 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:28,322 Moe moe! No! 1178 01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:34,161 Let me go. Fight me one-on-one. 1179 01:15:43,673 --> 01:15:46,073 David! David! Help me out, man. 1180 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,776 I'll handle these fools. 1181 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,414 -I got him! Get the guns! Get the guns! 1182 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:34,121 Hit him, don't shoot him! Hit him! Hit him! 1183 01:16:38,328 --> 01:16:41,495 -His head broke your -- broke your gun. 1184 01:16:41,497 --> 01:16:44,065 -What'd you use my gun for? 1185 01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:46,500 -I don't know, how am i supposed to know which gun -- 1186 01:16:46,502 --> 01:16:47,802 -you're the one -- 1187 01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:49,236 -can't I put your bullets in my gun? 1188 01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,138 -No. 1189 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:56,010 -You all right, man? 1190 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:03,117 Hey, man. Are you all right? 1191 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:06,120 -Wait, where'd he go? 1192 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,022 -Oh, those two guys you were fighting 1193 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,157 just wrapped him up in a carpet and took off. 1194 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,260 -When? -Just now. 1195 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:22,536 -What the... 1196 01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:34,949 -Hey. Hey, man. 1197 01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:36,484 Are you okay? -Yeah. 1198 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,653 Two guys in black. They took someone. 1199 01:17:38,655 --> 01:17:40,554 -Ah, let me guess who. 1200 01:17:40,556 --> 01:17:42,590 -Sameer? -Yeah. 1201 01:17:42,592 --> 01:17:43,891 How'd you know? 1202 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,159 -Man, how'd he get by us? 1203 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,861 Is there like a back road or something? 1204 01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,429 -Well, let's go. Come on. 1205 01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:50,931 -All right. 1206 01:17:50,933 --> 01:17:52,266 -So, where we gonna go? 1207 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,601 I mean, there's no car to follow, so... 1208 01:17:53,603 --> 01:17:55,202 -Carl usually takes people to this factory, 1209 01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:57,438 so I think we should try there first. 1210 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,674 -Hey, man, you sure you want to come with us? 1211 01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:04,445 All right. 1212 01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:51,158 -No, it's my dad. 1213 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,661 He's giving me a bunch of crap about my jacket. 1214 01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:02,903 Yeah, the blue one. 1215 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:05,005 No, I know. It's my favorite one. 1216 01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:12,580 Hey, I got to go. All right. 1217 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:15,249 Bye. 1218 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:18,018 Hey, there, sunshine. 1219 01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:20,521 Welcome back. 1220 01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:23,157 Why does everybody do that? You're tied up. 1221 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,025 We're standing right in front of you. 1222 01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:26,460 What's all the struggling about? 1223 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,229 If you so much as loosen anything or even try, 1224 01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:30,731 I'm just gonna have these guys beat the crap out of you. 1225 01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,169 Whoa. 1226 01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:37,071 What are those? 1227 01:19:37,073 --> 01:19:38,606 Which one of those goes into his eye? 1228 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:43,944 Now, see, here's the thing -- 1229 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:46,413 your boy, Tomas, 1230 01:19:46,415 --> 01:19:48,783 he owed my dad a pretty penny. 1231 01:19:48,785 --> 01:19:54,155 But someone couldn't collect before stabbing him. 1232 01:20:01,764 --> 01:20:03,497 He's talking with the tape on his mouth. 1233 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:07,067 You see what I mean? This could be very frustrating. 1234 01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:10,671 Take it off. 1235 01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:14,575 -Aah! Aah! 1236 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:15,609 Aah! 1237 01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:17,178 Aah! 1238 01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:19,246 You think that hurts? 1239 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,081 Untie me now. 1240 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,150 Fight me like real men. 1241 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,285 -Why are you trying -- 1242 01:20:24,287 --> 01:20:26,787 listen, my boys 1243 01:20:26,789 --> 01:20:29,023 saw Tomas give you something 1244 01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:31,025 and then you disappeared. 1245 01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:32,426 So now, unfortunately, 1246 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:35,362 you're stuck holding your friend's bill. 1247 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:36,730 We're gonna start the collection 1248 01:20:36,732 --> 01:20:40,501 with whatever it is Tomas gave you. 1249 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:43,337 -Tomas would have never given out his autograph 1250 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,440 to anyone like you. 1251 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,042 -Wow. 1252 01:20:48,044 --> 01:20:50,110 This guy's a lunatic. 1253 01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:52,179 You know, put the tape back on. 1254 01:20:56,652 --> 01:20:58,219 Can you put something sharp in his face? 1255 01:20:58,221 --> 01:21:00,187 Maybe speed this process up a little bit? 1256 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,289 See what we have to put up with 1257 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:04,325 because you can't control yourself? 1258 01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:05,993 Now, this fools out here all by himself, 1259 01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:08,729 too stupid to understand that -- 1260 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:10,865 Ken? 1261 01:21:10,867 --> 01:21:12,266 -Come on, Sam. 1262 01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:13,734 He had nothing to do with Tomas's debt. 1263 01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:15,402 He was just at the wrong place at the wrong -- 1264 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:18,973 -when did you start caring so much? 1265 01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:22,743 Ah. Nick's substitute. 1266 01:21:22,745 --> 01:21:24,078 You know, Kenny? 1267 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,946 You better walk away right now and live with the fact 1268 01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:28,616 that I'm gonna be giving you some very negative reviews 1269 01:21:28,618 --> 01:21:30,517 online, pal. 1270 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,723 Who the hell is this guy? 1271 01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:38,592 -So you gonna let him go? 1272 01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:43,597 -Private investigator turned superhero -- Ken champaco. 1273 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:46,000 No, you know what? Shoot him. 1274 01:21:46,002 --> 01:21:47,801 All of them. 1275 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:01,348 Seriously? 1276 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,250 Neither of you guys are carrying? 1277 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:04,818 'Cause you know I don't. 1278 01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:08,489 This guy just brought a bucket of tools, some plastic, 1279 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,790 had enough room for a chair, 1280 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,425 but no gun? 1281 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:15,362 I see now why you guys have been doing my dad's bitch work. 1282 01:22:15,364 --> 01:22:19,199 Now would be an excellent time to redeem yourself. 1283 01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:32,379 Now hurry this up. I'll just be a minute. 1284 01:24:54,323 --> 01:24:56,023 Not bad... 1285 01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:58,025 For a fat guy. 1286 01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:12,666 You're still fat. 1287 01:29:44,380 --> 01:29:47,247 -Come on. Hit me. 1288 01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:34,961 -Ha! 1289 01:31:09,264 --> 01:31:12,699 -Aah! 1290 01:31:17,105 --> 01:31:18,705 Where's the rest of them, man? 1291 01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:20,607 -We got them. We got them. 1292 01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:23,009 Can you check on him? 1293 01:31:29,551 --> 01:31:31,985 Please? All right. 1294 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,271 So what do we do now? 1295 01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:53,540 Carl's obviously gonna come after us, 1296 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:56,176 and then him and then David. 1297 01:31:56,178 --> 01:31:57,744 -I think we should wait to hear from Stan. 1298 01:31:57,746 --> 01:32:00,113 -Yeah, where is Stan? What is he doing? 1299 01:32:00,115 --> 01:32:02,782 -Aargh! 1300 01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:06,887 -All right, so, since I know every piece of shit 1301 01:32:06,889 --> 01:32:08,555 that you're gonna hire to go after me and my buddies, 1302 01:32:08,557 --> 01:32:11,491 I think it's safe to assume that we're done here, right? 1303 01:32:11,493 --> 01:32:13,326 -Don't you know what kind of movie this is? 1304 01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:16,363 First you finish him, then we fight. 1305 01:32:16,365 --> 01:32:17,964 -Cheap shot. -What did you say? 1306 01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:20,734 -I said, "cheap shot." I wasn't ready. 1307 01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:22,702 I was gonna kick you ass. -Oh, would you? 1308 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,305 -Yeah. 1309 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:28,341 -Let's go! 1310 01:32:28,343 --> 01:32:30,777 Argh! 1311 01:32:32,614 --> 01:32:35,048 Argh! 1312 01:32:38,153 --> 01:32:40,086 Argh! 1313 01:32:42,758 --> 01:32:44,991 Argh! 1314 01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:50,497 Aah! 1315 01:32:52,501 --> 01:32:54,134 Argh! 1316 01:32:57,339 --> 01:33:00,006 Argh! 1317 01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,846 -All right. 1318 01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:08,381 All right, and then push me. 1319 01:34:20,889 --> 01:34:23,123 -Watch it. 1320 01:34:26,294 --> 01:34:30,764 -Lucas is gonna fall outside the window 1321 01:34:30,766 --> 01:34:34,067 into these boxes and mats. 1322 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:41,007 - What? 1323 01:34:41,009 --> 01:34:44,644 -I'm just gonna kick his ass. 1324 01:35:16,545 --> 01:35:19,179 -Action. 1325 01:35:19,181 --> 01:35:22,482 And one, two, three. 1326 01:35:32,627 --> 01:35:34,728 -Cut! 1327 01:35:49,678 --> 01:35:51,745 -Good shot, good shot. 1328 01:35:51,747 --> 01:35:53,413 -Oh, man. 1329 01:36:11,466 --> 01:36:14,567 -Come on, come on, come on. -Oh, shit! Sorry. 1330 01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:22,275 -Now you gotta trip him. 1331 01:36:34,923 --> 01:36:36,489 -Oh, shit. 1332 01:36:45,767 --> 01:36:48,034 -Nice, man. 1333 01:36:57,579 --> 01:36:59,579 You all right? 1334 01:37:17,532 --> 01:37:19,599 -Sorry. 1335 01:37:23,104 --> 01:37:24,504 -Let's go, man. 1336 01:38:22,697 --> 01:38:24,230 -Cut. 1337 01:38:27,302 --> 01:38:29,469 -Ready? -Yeah, you? 1338 01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:31,237 -Yeah. 1339 01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:37,777 -Last time. 1340 01:38:40,148 --> 01:38:42,315 -I'm gonna get a sandwich. 1341 01:38:43,318 --> 01:38:46,252 -Oh, hit cut. 1342 01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:50,256 -Hey, Nick, remember that thing i was telling you about? 1343 01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:52,191 You know, like, back in '84? -Uh...No. 1344 01:38:52,193 --> 01:38:55,595 -Weren't you a baby? -There it is. 1345 01:38:57,098 --> 01:38:58,932 -I don't know man. 1346 01:38:58,934 --> 01:39:00,300 I still want to be a p.I. 1347 01:39:00,302 --> 01:39:02,201 You know, I got a kid now. 1348 01:39:02,203 --> 01:39:04,237 -So, what, you want to buy a taco truck? 1349 01:39:04,239 --> 01:39:06,706 Who's gonna run it? -I can cook, man. 1350 01:39:06,708 --> 01:39:09,008 -Okay. I can't. 1351 01:39:09,010 --> 01:39:11,110 -Can you ride a skateboard? 92183