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KHATRI TEA STALL

Bill Gates!

Hey, Nandu... Bill Gates!

Do you know who he is?

Of course, I know Bill Gates!

It's the one next to India Gate.

You moron! He's a man!

Worth millions and millions of dollars!

So?

You'll become just like him.

You're about to receive a huge treasure!

-Is that what he said? -Yes.

That too in English. Does anybody lie in English?

No.

-Let me hear it again. -Okay.

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

My weary goblin's all drained

All day on one leg, looks pained

The fox came and bit my goblin

Oh, mother!

The fox came and bit my goblin Then licked grandpa's bowl clean

The fox came and bit my goblin Then licked grandpa's bowl clean

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Is the stick mightier than grandpa?

Is the stick mightier than grandpa?

My goblin refuses to budge

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Give the money!

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's mustache has turned green

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's mustache has turned green

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

On the cow's tail

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Is the mustache Mightier than the barber?

Is the mustache Mightier than the barber?

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Rajaram, shutters down!

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

He refuses to budge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Till it gets its milk fudge

Nandu uncle, please give us the donation money.

Rajaram!

Nandu has gone to the city for purchases.

Who are you?

I am his aunt.

Uncle's aunt?

But uncle never had an uncle in the first place.

He had a distant uncle. I am that distant aunt.

Okay. Tell uncle that he is invited to...

Tikku's place for the ceremonial prayers.

-He should definitely come. -Sure thing!

He will definitely come.

And distant aunt, you must also come.

Okay.

For sure I will.

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

Hail to your glory!

Oh Goddess! Shower your Blessings on us mortals!

You are benevolent to everyone And you bless everyone!

Show us your glory! Save us, Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

You are our only means and end

Help us reach our destination

Your light is mystical

Show us the way

What are you eating?

Nothing.

Then what are you hiding?

Nothing.

Help us reach our destination

Bless us, Oh Goddess

You said that it got over.

You runt!

Wait, you scoundrel!

Wait till I get you!

Stop, Tikku!

Don't run!

Hey, stop!

Listen.

Hey, stop!

Tikku!

Stop, you rascal!

Come take the binoculars! You wanted them, right?

-Come and get it. -I'll get you, you rascal!

Come on! Take the binoculars!

You want the binoculars, right?

Come on and get it.

Come on.

Who the hell?

The wretch has borrowed 164 rupees worth of

biscuits and toffees from this shop.

First he said, "I don't have money but I can give you some pickle."

I agreed.

I tasted the pickle. It was mind blowing!

Then he said he he'd deliver it bit by bit.

I agreed to that as well.

Then one fine day he announces that he has run out of pickle.

When a fresh lot is made in spring I will bring some more.

I agreed to that as well.

But last night I caught him red handed.

Now I don't want his damn pickle anymore.

Get 164 rupees and take the binoculars.

But uncle, the binoculars are very expensive.

So what?

If his father doesn't pay up, I'll get the money from my mother.

Fair enough.

Now give the binoculars back.

"Now give the binoculars back."

First my money, otherwise no honey.

Everyone knows that he loves giving credit

so that he can swindle you later.

Moron!

If you're so concerned...

hand me your lucky charm...

and you can have the binoculars back.

Damn! There goes the milk!

I'll slice off your ears and stick them on your shoes.

Nandu! Binoculars!

Go catch him! Get it back!

Stop!

Where will he go?

Come and get me now!

If we give you extra half liter of milk daily...

your debt will be covered in next 15 days.

Alright?

Fine. Till then I'll keep the binoculars.

I won't give them.

"I won't give them."

Naughty!

Neelu! Gauri! Don't go far away!

Otherwise, I'll hit you.

Look! There it is!

It was right there!

That's my umbrella.

It's been specially made.

Do you understand Japanese?

That's my umbrella.

What’s that?

What is this?

Tell me, what is this?

I don't know. I've never seen this before.

But they look like bear claws.

This is truly amazing!

I want it!

Can we exchange?

What do you want?

Will you exchange it for money?

Take it.

I have more.

Take it.

Is this enough?

I have chocolates too.

More chocolates.

Look at all these chocolates!

I want the locket!

I really want it!

Please give it to me!

Hey, Nandu!

The foreigners don't even grant death for free.

How come they gifted such a huge umbrella?

Drink water.

Let it be, Mom!

It's their umbrella. It's up to them to gift it as they want.

Why are you getting so worked up?

Biniya.

Where is your locket?

Mom, pass me the curry.

Where is the locket?

Oh, God!

You sold the locket for that umbrella!

-Do you know how precious that locket was? -Mom!

She's just a child.

Anyway, the bear claw didn't drop out of heaven.

I was the one who got it. I'll get another one.

She'll go sell it again.

Will you sell it?

No. She won't, right?

She won't sell it.

Forget it! What's done is done.

If you spoil her this way,

she won't ever find a groom for herself.

Don't cry.

We'll find you a nice locket...

and an even nicer groom.

Leelavati!

Lily!

Rajaram, get tea for the tourists!

There you go with your show-off!

Come on.

Samosa... five rupees.

Try this new candy.

I don't want it.

Why?

"Borrowing on credit destroys love."

Is that what's written?

Rajaram!

Rajaram.

Come here, dear!

Just read out what's written.

"Borrowing on credit spreads love."

How far will you run, you wretch! You'll come back here itself.

How can I take money from you, Biniya darling?

Here, have this candy.

Neat umbrella!

It must be giving good shelter.

But isn't it too large for you?

I'll you two toffees and two biscuits everyday for the next six months.

One potato pie with carrot pickle every week.

Sparklers for Diwali and a spray gun for Holi.

Half ounce of ripe berries, one packet of jujubes...

and to top it all, ten raw mangoes.

Do we have a deal?

No.

But what will you do with such an oversized umbrella?

I'll make pickle out of it.

Chaudhary, sure the color won't fade off?

Don't you Chaudhary me dammit! I'm your uncle!

Give me some tobacco.

Give me some tobacco.

Okay, Uncle. The color won't fade off, right?

-You rascal! -Okay, uncle. Sorry.

Sorry, uncle... here's the tobacco.

Sure the color won't fade off, uncle?

The skin may come off your bones...

but the color won't fade off the cloth.

What took you so long, moron?

I had been there itself.

Where did you steal this fancy coat from?

Where did you steal this fancy coat from?

125 rupees.

Is this an umbrella?

No, I think it's a radio.

No, what I mean is it's not the kind of umbrella I want.

What kind of umbrella do you want?

This exquisite...

multicolored...

as if the sky...

has been pierced...

by an exquisite spear.

Hold on.

Is this what you are looking for?

This is exactly what I want.

This is a Japanese umbrella.

We'll have to bring it in from Delhi.

Get it from Delhi?

It will take about a week.

But I'll need the entire amount in advance.

How much?

Only 2500.

-How much? -2500 rupees!

Hold this.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Here you go. 10 notes of 50.

Not ten. It's going to cost you 50 notes of 50!

Stop the bus.

Biniya!

I saw an umbrella just like yours in the city.

Take the balloons.

He was charging 150 rupees.

I thought that I had gone mad.

If you want to splurge, splurge on Biniya.

So, I decided that...

I will give you five notes of 10.

One, two, three...

four...

and all of five...

in exchange for the umbrella.

That way both of us will be happy! What say?

This umbrella will be mine.

Here.

Take this money.

Take your balloons along.

-The just conducted presidential... -90...

-91... 92... -elections in the US have...

-93... 94... -three major points.

-A, America is the society... -95...

-It will... -98...

Between Bush and Shariff proved the point.

Mom!

It was a big snake...

Like a heavyweight wrestler.

Frankly speaking, I almost got scared.

And then charged Biniya, brandishing her umbrella.

Immediately, the snake fled like the devil...

must have caught its breath only after reaching the den.

Champ... Is it a real umbrella or Joan of Arc?

My heavenly blue umbrella

My heavenly blue umbrella my Flight to the skies umbrella

My swinging wayward umbrella

My flying umbrella

Seems like my flying umbrella

It flies now, runs Then runs now, jogs then

My whimsical playful umbrella

Stole a piece of heaven Dressed it up in wood

I now clasp the sky in my hands

Look at me preen and stroll Like a delicate Madame's loll

The envy of all and sundry

A peg now, woof! A stick at other times

A stick now, woof! A wand then

Always up to some mischief, My impish umbrella

Uncle, of what use is that oversized umbrella?

Of what use is a rainbow in the sky?

Of what use is a paper boat floating in the water?

Of what use is watching the sun set behind the hills?

Of what use is a good-for-nothing wretch like you?

One cannot put a price on peace for the soul.

That umbrella and me are soul mates from some previous birth.

Have known the rains forever

Have longed for the waters forever

Seems like a union of long past

It might want to fly Again go meet the skies again

Oh it's innocent to The ways of the world

It drowns now, swims then Topples over, falls again

It drowns now, swims then Topples over, falls again

At times it is mischievous

My blue little sky umbrella! The flying umbrella

Seems like my flying umbrella

Seems like my flying umbrella

Seems like my flying umbrella

Sometimes it flies, Sometimes it runs

Sometimes it runs, Sometimes it speeds away

Go to sleep, Nandu. Don't regret over that umbrella.

How does it matter to you...

whether I sleep or I don't?

I'm your only chance at getting that umbrella.

Do you even know what 2500 rupees look like?

Rupees?

Are you planning to pluck the umbrella off a tree?

How about I flick it?

Provided you increase my wages by 27 rupees.

12 rupees is all you'll get.

Okay, let's settle it at 28. Fair Deal?

I attended school just once in my life, by chance.

I learnt only one lesson...

which I haven't forgotten yet.

What?

It's a sin to steal, you'll become a snake's meal

Go to sleep.

7x2=14.

7x2=14.

8x2=16.

8x2=16.

9x2=18.

9x2=18.

10x2=20.

10x2=20.

Have your meals.

What about you?

I am not hungry!

Fine. I'm not eating either.

Hey, Leelavati...

Why don't you understand?

Biniya won't sell.

And we can't afford to buy a new one.

What do you want me to do?

Shall I steal the umbrella?

Hey, Neelu... Gauri! Let's go. It's late.

It's going to rain.

Hurry up!

How much will you graze? You are harassing me a lot.

Come on. Look, there's thunder.

Look...

Brother Bijju!

This is really sad, Biniya.

Well, it stayed with you for the time it was destined to be.

Right?

We are all helpless before God's will.

Here, eat something.

This won't do, dear.

Be a good girl and eat something. Don't disrespect your food.

Come on, eat.

No, child.

Let's go to the outpost. You'll feel better.

Guess what?

I caught a dangerous bicycle thief the other day.

Yes!

Let's go to visit him.

If you continue to be stubborn like this...

we'll have take you to the city for an injection.

That too in the stomach.

Nowadays, you get injections of doughnuts and

pancakes as well in the market. Understand?

There was quite a strong breeze that day.

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine.

There are peacocks in the jungle and not thieves.

By chance!

There are peacocks in the jungle and not thieves.

By chance!

There are peacocks in the jungle and not thieves.

By chance!

There was quite a strong breeze that day.

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine.

There are peacocks in the jungle and not thieves.

By chance!

There was quite a strong breeze that day.

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine.

There was quite a strong breeze that day.

The umbrella must have fallen into the ravine.

There are peacocks in the jungle and not thieves.

Open the door.

What happened?

We've come to search the place.

-What? -My umbrella has been stolen.

Police raid at Nandu's shop!

Police raid at Nandu's shop!

Police raid at Nandu's shop!

Do you suspect anyone else, Biniya?

Maybe he has hidden it somewhere else.

There it is!

Understand?

Am I the only one to understand everything?

At this age you strip me of everything.

And then, you expect me to understand?

Is the word "thief" tattooed on my forehead?

Nandkishore is an umbrella thief!

Is it?

Here, take it.

Read out my passbook. You're literate, right?

I am not a pauper!

Nandkishore Khatri can plant a field of

umbrellas if he wants, understand?

Today, in front of the whole village...

I take a vow.

Till the day I get my own umbrella, I refuse to touch any pickle.

Scram!

Its snowing on the far hills

Cold snow cascading

Rolling down my face

Its snowing on the far hills

Cold snow cascading

Rolling down my face

My beloved!

Oh my beloved return home to me

Oh my beloved return home to me

The mountains are full of snow

Cold snow in the mountains

Rolling down my face

Days seem shorter now

Like yesterday's clothes

Which rip apart bit by bit

Days seem shorter now, Like yesterday's clothes

Which rip apart bit by bit

The nights seem endless

When you are away my life Ebbs away bit by bit

My beloved!

My beloved!

Return home to me

My beloved!

Return home to me

Good morning, Uncle!

12 rupees.

Here is your 12 rupees.

Hi, champ. How are you?

All good.

-Two liters. -50 rupees.

-Two liters. -Yes. Two liters for 50 rupees.

What rate are you selling this oil at?

How much is half times 50?

But you just sold it to Chander for 12 rupees.

For him, the price remains 12 rupees.

Let go my throat. It will be very bad if you don't.

Champ...

Pick on somebody your own size.

Why are you being unfair, Uncle?

Will you drag me to the town square and shoot me?

Anyway, your sister has connections in the police.

She can get anything done.

Go on. Take your champ to the police station.

Move your hands further up here.

What? Coat? My uncle...

got it for 200 rupees from America.

Consider it your own, master.

Touch it.

You can borrow it on hire anytime.

And Leelavati, I dare you to go home this time without the umbrella.

Good Lord!

No one is worst than me.

You are too kind.

Don't mention it.

Have it.

Have it, please.

Okay, I'll take a leave!

Wait a minute.

Lily!

Khatri Sir is leaving!

How dare he leave!

Cauliflower pickle in fresh mustard oil.

You are just too much, Leelavati!

Khatri.

Do you stay under the umbrella the whole day?

No, the umbrella remains above me the whole day.

Hey.

Khatri Sir carries it everywhere.

Fool!

Wait till you come back to the shop.

Red bird Oh red bird

You are a wanderer Oh red bird

I can't do it, Chief.

How can a fool like me preside over the wrestling championship?

How can you even think of it?

The whole town is ashamed about wrongfully accusing you of theft.

Give us a chance to make it up to you.

If you don't agree, there won't be any championship this year.

Fine. I'll do as you say.

But, there's one condition.

The refreshments for the wrestlers will be provided by me.

At half the price!

It shouldn't tear. Watch it!

Brother! Why are you not listening to me?

Hold on!

It's really special!

Throws attitude whenever it wants.

I am going to the city just to get you fixed. Please shut yourself.

It doesn't shut like that.

No. It never came from Delhi.

As far as I remember, it was a local dispatch.

Where's that?

There you go!

Chaudhary Dyers, Temple Road, 12 Stones, Bannikhet.

The motorcade runs through town

The motorcade runs through town

Do you dye umbrellas out here?

No!

What about batons?

Bijju!

Bijju!

Bijju!

He, who is strong of mind, is the strongest of them all.

I have wrestled all my life...

with life itself.

I have been working since I was eight.

The coal business today...

then worked at the washers.

Sometimes I toiled as a farmhand.

Later as a carpenter's apprentice.

So, it has been a constant struggle.

I had no time to even get married, by chance.

I used to wash dishes in the same shop I own today.

Like my friend Rajaram here...

I have seen all colors of life.

Khatri has flung mud in the face of the entire village.

Not only did he steal, he lied to everyone shamelessly.

The bench has decided that because of this heinous crime...

he should be banished from the village.

We beg Nandu to find some other village to settle in.

The jury also orders the entire village

to henceforth boycott Nandkishore Khatri's shop.

Congratulations to dear Biniya on finding the umbrella...

and loads of good wishes.

Stop the bus! Tea and snacks on the house.

Everything for free. Please stop the bus.

Damn you!

Damn all of you!

Four toffees free with every two biscuits!

-We don't want any. -Listen to me...

Hey, Tikku! Have this biscuit.

I don't want it.

It's free for you. Take it.

I can't. My mom will beat me up.

Four toffees free with every two biscuits!

Four toffees free with every two biscuits!

Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

-You... -Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

Umbrella thief!

Nandkishore Umbrella thief.

You...

Who's there?

Who's there?

Who's there? What punishment am I getting?

Where are you?

It's a bear claw!

I will make a locket out of it.

Khatri, why don't you move to some other village?

Which village will shelter a thief like me?

This village is my own. So what if they loathe me.

Now there is only one final journey left to take.

What's with the song and dance?

Has there been a birth in the village?

No, there's a wedding.

Whose?

The village chief's son.

Chandu's?

Our Chander's getting married!

Silly lad couldn't even tie his pajamas till yesterday!

Look...

How time flies!

Line me up for a shave too. I need to look decent.

Else the bride's family will think I've escaped from the zoo.

Try and shave the pricks off his conscience as well.

Why has the music stopped? Play it!

Have you been invited?

Family members don't need invitations.

Chander's like my own son.

Chander... Look, what I got for you...

You'll be thrilled to bits. Look here.

A bear claw charm! Specially made for you. Take it.

Go on.

Go on...

Be warned... chief.

If the claw turns out to be stolen, the bear might come knocking!

Got any biscuits?

Don't you give four toffees free with every two biscuits, Uncle?

The tea is boiling over!

Wait, Biniya!

Wait.

Your umbrella... you forgot it at the shop.

This is not mine.

By chance.

How much is this for?

And this?

Haven't you heard of Bill Gates?

Worth millions and millions of rupees!

Yes, multi-billionaire.

UMBRELLA TEA STALL