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Vips, whose origins are lost
in the night of pre-historic time,
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have been recognised throughout history
as the most powerful of all supermen!
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Their noble aim
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has always been to protect
the weak from the oppressor!
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The first Vip who appeared on earth
created the tradition
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that this breed is heroic, invincible!!!
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!!! And marriageable!
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And through the ages the tradition
has been unbroken
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until the time our story begins,
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when BaffoVip equivocated the word "Super"
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and instead of marrying a superwoman,
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married a girl from a supermarket!
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This marriage produced contemporary
History's first two new supermen!!!
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Supervip!!!
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!!! And MiniVip!
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But due to the mixed genes
these two brothers
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bore only a superficial resemblance
to each other!!!
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Supervip was handsome!!!
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Minivip!!! Well!!!
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Supervip was invulnerable!!!
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Minivip was!!!
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Supervip could fly at supersonic speed
from one planet to another!!!
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Minivip could only manage limited
flights a few feet from the ground!
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Whereas Supervip was the strongest
man ever know on earth!!!
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Minivip was the weakest
superman of all time!
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I c-cant d-do anything right!!!
But he can do everything - everything!
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What's the matter Minivip, you haven't eaten
anything or talked to anyone for the last two days?
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I want to be a superman - like you!
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But MiniVee - you are a superman
even if you're not like me!
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Then why do I have this V, and these wings
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everybody expects me to be like you!!!
And instead I can't do a super thing,
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not a single, solitary super thing!
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Come on, Minivip, I know some psychiatrists
who might be able to help you!
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- When did it start?
- What?
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- Whatever started
- Tell it in chronological order
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Be as brief as possible, please!
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- Well, my name is Minivip!!!
- This means nothing!
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!!! And I've always envied Supervip
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- Does it hurt when I prick?
- Ouch!
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- Would you like to be a superman?
- Tell it in chronological order
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Yes, I would, but as a matter of fact!!!
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Say, ahhh -
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Ahhhh!!!
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- You're jealous of Supervip, aren't you?
- Who is SuperVip, man?
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My brother
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- Tell us about your Mother
- You hated your Mother, didn't you?
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No! I didn't! I loved!!!
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Tell me, do you ever hear strange noises
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- Does this look to you like a dog or a superman?
- A dog!
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Then why do you want
to be a superman?
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I'm not - he's the one who
does everything!!!
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I think your images are confused!
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Take a deep breath!
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- Are you his brother?
- Yes
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Alright - you can come in!
The patient is exhausted!
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He needs a long rest and a complete change!
I suggest a cruise!
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But it would be best if he covered up
and travelled incognito
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You see, we suspect it's the color red
that excites him!
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Goodbye MiniVee! Try to enjoy
yourself and remember:
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- Forget to be a Vip!
- I'll try, SuperVee - goodbye!
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Hurry! The gang-plank is going up!
So long, MiniVee! Be careful not to catch cold!!!
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!!! And keep the hat and coat on!
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You want to see what color
my next dress is going to be - see!!!
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Oh, lovely!!!
!!! A real sick green!
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IShoutsl
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Oh no!
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We've hit a tunnell
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There's one on every cruise!
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Well, hell-lo!
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PANTING) Oh boy!
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I'm sorry, sir!!! Only passengers in costume!!!
At this party! Good evening, Madam
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- evening Sir!
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Lady or Miss?
A mysterious woman, eh?
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A Vip!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, attention
please, an exciting event!
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We have among us a genuine Vip,
a fascinating fantastic man
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who comes, perhaps,
from other planets!
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A mysterious legendary being
who flies in sidereal space,
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invincible, invulnerable, he can go
through concrete or steel as if they were butter!
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Here he is, folk, a big hand for THE VIP!
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Those who want his autograph
line up on my right!
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However, before interviewing
the wondrous Vip!!!
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- Blood's running to my head!!!
- Oh, sorry!!!
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We'd like him to give us
a small demonstration
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of his renowned invulnerability!!!
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We're going to ask him to swallow this stick of
dynamite and let it explode in his stomach!!!
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Squeamish ladies
or those with weak hearts
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are requested to leave the room!!!
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All set, Vip?
Come on, stupefy us!
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You saved my life!!!
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- How can I thank you!!!
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That roar sounded real!!!
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A carnivorous lion!
Helppppp!
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Holy mackerel,
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that water's cold!
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I wonder!!! If it has teeth!!!
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How many teeth do you have?
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Ah!!! You should have told me at once,
that you were a second hand lion!!!
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- What were you doing aboard the ship?
- Ghieghen din ghighen din ghieghen din den den!!!!
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Oh - you like dancing, eh?
I like it myself, you know!
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But I haven't found the right girl!!!
!!! The one I love, I mean!!!
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And maybe I'll never find her!
I'm good for nothing!
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Here is the latest new!!! A Vip,
one of the famed supermen
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has disappeared from the ship 'Annabella'
while cruising in the Pacific!
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The Vip was last seen as he jumped through a port hole
and it is now assumed that he fell into the sea!
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MiniVee!
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Fish don't bite at this hour! Got it?!
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Let's see, now! This is the route,
yesterday it should have been here!
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I hope I can get there in time!
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A fish?
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Leave it, leave it!
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Still there?
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Maybe it's asleep!!!
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It's the first fish that ever smiled at me!
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Never mind!!! Well!!!
It's means that I'll have to cut your tail!!!
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Uaaaa!!! Uaaa!!! Uhhh!!! Uhhhhhhhh uh uh!
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Not a sign of a ship!!!
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MiniVee!
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This must be the spot!!!
But there's no trace of him here!!!
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Hallucinations are beginning!!!
I'd better write a message!!!
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"Dear, whoever reads this,
we need water
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and blankets and a motor!
Yours truly, MiniVip!!!"
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Go and do your duty!
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This is the way to start a day!
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- Uh!!! Uh!!! Uh!!! Uh!!!
- If you're asleep you don't catch fish!
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Land - we're saved!
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I can touch bottom! Let's get out!!!
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Next time it will be your turn!!!
To save me!
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Well! It seems quite a nice island!
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MiniVeeeee!!!
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MiniVeeeee!!!
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Now let's count - the odd one out,
goes to look for food!
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One, two, three, four, five, six!!!
Sorry, six always loses!
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While you're gone, I'll get the fire ready!
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How the hell did they get
to light the fire with two sticks?
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O! K! O! K! It will catch in a minute!
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Uh - uh - ahhh!
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Suffering Toledo!
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Why don't you try to help with the fire
instead of making such a racket?
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Uh - hu - uh!!!
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Wh - who - who are you?
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First commander for
spies elimination! Marsc!!!
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One two, one two!!!
One two, one two!!!
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There's something down there!!!
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It's from MiniVee - he' s still alive!
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One two, one two!!!
Stop! Get into the car!
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Wake up microbe!
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Move you slacker!
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Yiiiiii!
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Fasten your seat-belts and no smoking!
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- Have you got a driver's license?
- Shut up - you flying shrimp!
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Ha- ha- ha!
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Fire, fire, fire!
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Ach! It's you! I didn't recognise you!
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Shultz, you idiot - for an excuse to fire that
gadget you'd shoot your own grandmother!
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What has my grandmother got to do with it?
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THIS time I'm gonna report you to Happy Betty!
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Blast you! Blast you!
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Bis teine deworchen!
Feuer! Feuer!
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- Who is Happy Betty?
- She's the smartest woman in the world!
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She owns the H-B Supermarkets,
15,000 of them, all over the world!
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R! Vip! Please, don't leave me!!!
Look!!! I'm not a lion!
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An island! An abandoned dinghy!!!
And a trail! He' s there!
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Hooray!
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It's O! K! MiniVee, I've got you,
we can go home now!
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No! No! My friend, she isn't a lion she's a girl!
She's been kidnapped, I must save her!
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Tell me again, Confucious - who am I?
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Ichantsl Happy Betty,
the super Supermarket Queen
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who's super- super
- brains are super- super keen!
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Smart boy, Confucius!
Have a pep-pill!
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Ha! Colonel's coming back!
You - down there!
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Look out, here comes Colonel
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You'd think by now he'd know how
to use those brakes!!!
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Stupid fool!
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It will be dark in a few minutes,
then we'll have a look around for Miss Lion!
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No! You cover me, while I look!
After all, she's my friend!
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Let's not start that again, MiniVee
you know!!! You're not cut out for rough stuff!
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When it's a matter of power
let me handle it!
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He was there, right behind me in the car,
with the lion!!! Then poof!
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He disappears!
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If that description is right
he can't be anything but a Vip!
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Hmmmm! I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
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The shareholders committee are due tonight and!!!
I don't want any slip-ups!
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Tell Schultz to increase security!
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What about this lion?
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"Lock him in the tower;
he might be useful for an experiment later!"
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Are you afraid of that little Vip?
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Afraid? I'm not afraid of anybody!
Now get going! And don't forget who I am!
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- Super brains!!!
- Shut up!
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Up there, go on, move!
One two, one two!!!
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One two, one two!!!
One two, one two!!!
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And if you try any funny stuff,
you'll end up bald-headed!
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Come on, boys!
I promised my wife I'd get home early!
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Don't fly, MiniVee,
they might see your infraglow!
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Midnight! And we wish you happy dreams
in your Happy Betty pyjamas!
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If that's the man who was taking you to Happy-
Betty, he should be wearing the H-B badge!
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It's him! He's the one!
The one who drove the car!
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Then the girl is sure to be somewhere near!
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Look out, SuperVee, a helicopter!
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At last, it's the shareholders' committee!
Quick, go and meet them!
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Happy Betty extends you all
a cordial welcome!
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- Bon-jour- Good evening - Salve
- Buenas dias - Chee-hi
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I better hurry! Wait here, MiniVee!!!
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I'll go in trough the window,
get the girl and come back!
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I want to come, too!
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Please, MiniVee, let's not start that again!
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Feuer! Feuer! Feuer! Feuer!
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Feuer! Zuborneit! Verboten! Fahreneit!
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What in tarnation is going on?
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I have heard a zibilant noise
like the hizzing of a snake
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and I have pulverized and disintegrated it!
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It was a very small man like an inzect,
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and with two red eyes which zent out flames!
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You stupid!
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Miss Lion!!!!
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Miss Lion!!!!
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Incredible! Everything is going
according to plan!
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Only a matter of hours now
to demonstrate the experiment!
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But that Vip business
makes me nervous!
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Get the projection ready
and tell the Committee!!!
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!!! That Happy Betty will join them shortly!
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I wonder where is she!!!
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Maybe upstairs!!!
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Mother! There's a Vip out here!
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Well, well, what an interesting visitor!
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Can I get you something?
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I'm looking for a lion!!!
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Hmmm, lions!!! Lions!!!
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George, have you seen any lions around?
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- Not recently!
- Sorry!
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- Thanks anyway! Goodnight!
- Goodnight!
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Did you see him, George? A Vip!
I must tell Mrs! Martin right away!!!
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Mrs! Martinnnnnnnnnn!
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Ssssshhh!
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Aaaahh!!
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I heard once more the zibilant noise!!!
238
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Something fishy going on up there!
239
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- Oh! You are a girl!!!
- You scared me!
240
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- Sorry- I guess I should've knocked?
- Another Vip? Who are you?
241
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:05,174
I'm Supervip - Minivip's brother!!!
242
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:12,134
Uh-huh! There's a definite family resemblance!!!
But what a difference in physique!
243
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,213
- That will make an interesting point for my
thesis! - Thesis?
244
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:20,449
Uh-huh! I'm an anthropology major
and I'm doing my thesis on Vips!
245
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:23,299
That' s why I followed your brother
when he jumped off the ship!!!
246
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,411
I wanted first-hand information!!!
247
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:30,534
Then I got into this crazy situation!!!
By the way, where is your brother?
248
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,851
Minivip? Oh, he's waiting outside
in a safe place!
249
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,658
Ztrange!!! Very ztrange!!!
250
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An overturned tree!
Thig iz very Zuzpicouz!!!
251
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Goodnight!
252
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:07,130
Gentlemen, we are all aware that the most
important factors of modern times!!!
253
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!!! Are advertising and publicity!
254
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:12,336
Now I have found a way of harnessing them!!!
255
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:16,692
!!! By an ingenious method which will give me
single-handed power over international markets!
256
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:21,416
Gentlemen, you are about to witness
the birth of the brain-missiles!
257
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,330
Colonel, get the Professor!
258
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,933
I am hungry!!!
259
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,215
You'll eat later!
260
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:39,219
Right now, show these gentlemen
the results of your research on man!
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Start the film!
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This is man!
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Trough a slow but inexorable process
264
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he has been "absorbed" by civilisation
265
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which has transformed him
into a different being!
266
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,454
Here is man as he is now,
who because of the progress
267
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of our mechanised civilisation,
has become almost completely automated!
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He crosses the road to the signal
of the traffic lights!!!
269
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!!! He gets up to the alarm of the clock!!!
270
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,900
!!! When raising his glass he says 'cheers'!!!
271
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!!! And when insulted his reaction is always
'who do you think you are'!
272
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The physical structure of human body,
both internal and external!
273
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The substantive difference
between the two consist in this:
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If, when viewed sideways, one of the two
ossesses curves, that one is the female!
275
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The main parts of the human body
showing residual activity are four:
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The right hand, the right foot,
the eyes and the mouth!
277
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The right hand is to signal, to pull levers
to sign checks,
278
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and push buttons and to carry out
actions of public utility!
279
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:54,099
The right foot is to exercise pressure
on the accelerator of a car!
280
00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:58,569
The ideal man of the future
will be born with two right legs!
281
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:02,534
Eyes are for looking at television,
movies and highways!
282
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:06,010
Intellectuals also use them
to read book covers!
283
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:09,496
The mouth is used mainly
for smiling and smoking!
284
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,852
Those who use it for speaking
become politicians!
285
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:16,290
Those who don't use it at all
become subtle humorists!
286
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:19,933
Internally man is very simple!
287
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:25,293
He has a few organs, all numbered,
whose job it is to become diseased!
288
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The most important organ is the heart
289
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:32,375
because without it, it would be impossible
to tell whether a man is dead or alive!
290
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:36,575
However, the most important
result of my research
291
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:41,251
is that this automated life has caused
a partial atrophy of the brain!
292
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,930
This organ that yesterday was considered
the most important of the human body
293
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has now almost totally disappeared
leaving a considerable empty space in the skull!
294
00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:52,013
But I had a different concept!
295
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:55,177
A small missile, with an electronic
remote control receiver,
296
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operating on one single wave length
controlled by one person only,
297
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:04,015
can be launched into men's heads!
298
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:07,177
The impact is so sharp as to be painless!
299
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:11,168
Lts immediate effect is to wash
what's left of the brain
300
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,337
and eliminate any residue
of hostile or wicked thoughts!
301
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,579
After that, it enters an active phase
302
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:21,136
in which orders sent out on the same
wave-length will encourage man to harbour
303
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:25,697
only feelings of fraternity for all living
things, whether human or animal,
304
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:29,574
- thus giving man a new possibility for!!!
- That's enough! Colonel, take him away!
305
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,812
I am very hungry!
306
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:37,774
With a little!!! Encouragement,
307
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:42,377
I 'persuaded' the Professor to make
some slight modifications in the missiles
308
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:46,255
using the local island inhabitants
for our initial experiments!!!
309
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:50,773
My next test was a sample launching
on the people of South Coniferus
310
00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:53,175
where I have two markets!!!
311
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,370
The impact of the missiles
was timed exactly to the release
312
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:59,179
of the supersonic notes
of the activating theme song
313
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:01,808
containing the control message!
314
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,933
The control message, gentlemen, which I
and I alone can send is!!!
315
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:13,934
BUY FROM HAPPY BETTY!
316
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:17,769
Let me tell you, gentlemen,
in under two hours those people
317
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:21,688
bought both of my super supermarkets
completely empty- for cash!
318
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:24,411
Now I have a new rocket ready
for my first major launching
319
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:27,930
of thousands of brain-missiles
to the Continent, and after that, others,
320
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:31,968
larger and still more powerful,
will follow,
321
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:36,491
until saturation point has been reached
and I control the buying power of the entire world!
322
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:40,938
But to complete this colossal
operation will be costly,
323
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:44,848
and that is why you are here,
for the present I need financial support!
324
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,052
Well, gentlemen, what do you say!!!
325
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:50,331
All this is very interesting, Madame,
326
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:53,099
but how can we be certain
that the missile will, in fact,
327
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:55,694
be effective on every individual?
328
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,620
Before we invest in this project
we must be sure that the brain-missile
329
00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:03,018
can work effectively on superior individuals,
330
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,131
not only on mediocre ones!
331
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:08,013
After all, for the average individual,
332
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:10,210
television, radio, and movies works well enough!
333
00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,376
That's correct! He's right!!
334
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,494
He's here, Happy Betty!
It's him! The Vip!
335
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,175
Catch him!
336
00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:39,819
The Vip is my answer to your query!
337
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:44,058
I have him here for a final experiment,
to satisfy your doubts!!!
338
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:47,058
Colonel! Get Schultz and find the Vip!
339
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:49,250
I want him alive and I want him quick!
340
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,970
Get me out of here!
341
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:57,254
Come out of there, you stoop,
and help me find the Vip!
342
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:02,175
Put on your pants, stupid
and go search the tower
343
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,536
while I look in the underground passages!
344
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,495
Listen, Miss Lion, would you like
me to take you out?
345
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:45,533
What a question at a time like this!
Of course, I would!!!!
346
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,696
I mean if I were someone else,
would you go with him?
347
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:51,654
Come on, Supervip, let's go!!!
Don't be childish!!!
348
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,654
He's not here!!!
349
00:39:58,740 --> 00:40:01,459
Yah, up here is everything normal!!!
350
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:08,054
Halt! Feuer! Feuer!
Feuer! Feuer!
351
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:12,018
Verdampte Vip try to hide, he?
352
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:16,410
Dressed as a mouse, eh?!!!
353
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,856
Very clever, Vip, Yah!!!!
354
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,570
I'll be ready in a minute, SuperVip!
355
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:29,650
Achtung! Vass ist das? I hear voices!!!
Ya, ya, Ich feuer nachforsehen!
356
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:33,448
Ach! Stop, stop, stop!
357
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,297
Gee, Miss Lion, I bet you're
358
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:43,934
the most beautiful anthropology
major in the world!!!
359
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:47,655
My name is Lisa!!!
!!! And my hair must be a mess!
360
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:50,374
Lisa, your eyes are
like sparkling Jewels!!!
361
00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,690
Supervip!!! Listen!
I hear something!!!
362
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:02,856
Ich du fortasse kleine Vip!
363
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:09,614
Let's go out on the terrace
and look at the stars!!!
364
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:13,733
Don't be silly! There's no terrace
on this horrible cell!!!
365
00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:16,579
There isn't, well, I can fix that!!!
366
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,896
There you are!!! Wonderful, isn't it?
367
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:26,012
- What?
- The peace and quiet!
368
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:19,376
We are those who represent progress
369
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:31,257
We don't mind being fools nonetheless!
370
00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:43,332
Hurrah! Hurrah for the advertising atmosphere!!!
371
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:53,337
We, with a missile stuck in our head
372
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:28,658
Nothing but Carousels we watch like mad
373
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:38,890
We put tiger in double soup!!
Two blue drops into off-white!
374
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:45,255
Great cook in your engine, durum wheat!!!
Wash the dirt into bright!
375
00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:01,056
I've been waiting such
a long time for you!!!
376
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,609
I knew you'd come for me!!!
377
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:09,577
But I never thought
you'd be so handsome!!!
378
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,420
- What's your name?
- M-m-Minivip, what's yours?
379
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:16,059
- Nervustrata!!!
- Nervustrata?
380
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,494
Don't you like it?
381
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:22,336
Oh yes, yes I do, it's a lovely name!
But why are you kept in there?
382
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,496
See this thing in my head?
383
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:28,818
I've been used by these awful people
as a Guinea pig for their experiment!!!
384
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:31,613
And it hasn't worked very well on me!!!
385
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:34,535
But it doesn't look bad on me, does it?
386
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:36,935
- You're beautiful!
- I am?
387
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,854
Then you will get me out
of here, won't you?
388
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:45,019
Hmm!!! Well, certainly!!! At once!!!
389
00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:47,969
It may take some time!!! Though,
390
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:51,968
but don't you worry Nervustrata!!!
I'll get you out of there, that's for sure!
391
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:59,533
Oh! But Minivip, you don't
have to cut the bars!
392
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,573
I can get through them, see!!!
393
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:08,171
- But!!! But!!! Then why?
- It's the jump that frightens me! It's dangerous!!!
394
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:11,332
But if you could catch me!!!?
395
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:17,979
Whooops!
What huge muscles you have, Minivip!
396
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,615
I'm so weak, Minivip, I need protection!!!
397
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:27,212
!!! And you're so strong and virile!
Don't you think we make a good couple?
398
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,614
Marvellous!
399
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:32,449
- So you're the strongest man in the world, eh?
- We-ell!!!
400
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:35,492
I knew it! I was sure it would be you!
401
00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:40,688
O! K! Let's see who's the strongest!!!
Come on, step forward!!!
402
00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:45,257
Don't hit him too hard, Minivip,
he's got a long way to fall!!!
403
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,891
Come on MiniVip!
404
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:08,932
- Oooohh!!! You're super Minivip!
- No! Super's my brother, come on!!!
405
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,659
Let's go!
406
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:49,096
Supervip! Help!!!
407
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:52,377
That sounded like my brother's voice!!!
Wait here a minute!!!
408
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,410
Who's there? What do you want?
409
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,772
You!!! I mean the little you!!!
410
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:03,093
Vip!!! The big one!!! In the cellar
big one!!! Small one!!!
411
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:07,054
Anyone!!! Vip
doesn't matter!!! I'll kill any size!
412
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,577
Sorry, I thought it was my brother!
413
00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:58,818
Hah! You little squirt! I've got you!
414
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,295
Na-aang!
415
00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:08,019
- Let him alone! You big bully!!!
- Now it sounds like a woman's voice?
416
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:12,412
Ha! You wriggling super-worm
I'll squash you for good!
417
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:16,139
Do you mind letting go of my brother!
418
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:29,735
Minivip! You were wonderful!!!
Wasn't he, sir?
419
00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:32,249
He certainly was
but he shouldn't have come in here!!!
420
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,940
And the next thing to do
is to get you out as fast as we can!!!
421
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:38,936
I'll take the girls to a safe place
and then come back for you!
422
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,971
Safe place? Where?
423
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:43,694
To the beach! No-one will look for them there!
424
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,336
- The beach, huh!
- Come on, Lisa!!! All set girls!!!? We're off!
425
00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,614
This time I'll get him!
426
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:08,897
- There, girls! Safe!
- Oh, take a look at the sea! Beautiful, isn't it?
427
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:16,256
So many wonderful birds!!! Look!!!
A butterfly!! What beautiful colours!
428
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:21,295
Stay close, young lady!!!
You'd better be careful!!!
429
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:27,655
Never mind, sir!!! I'll stay nearby!
Such a cute butterfly you are!!
430
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:34,811
Hmm, yes, that should be
a safe place!!!
431
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,729
Whooops!
432
00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:46,133
What's going on up there?
433
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:58,498
- Help!
- Yes, help!!
434
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:08,898
IchantslHappy Betty, the super
Supermarket Queen!
435
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:18,340
Hey! Look who's here! Colonel! Schultz!
Somebody, hurry! I caught him!
436
00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:22,417
So hot, isn't it?
437
00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:25,008
No wonder! With that costume you have on!
438
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:29,532
You know what I'm gonna do? While waiting here
for you, I take it off and go for a nice swim!
439
00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:32,369
Do you mind, SuperVip?
440
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,612
Not at all, just be careful not
to swim too far out
441
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:42,655
Don't be silly! I swim like a fish!!!
Especially without such a costume on!
442
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:46,577
SuperVip, what's going on?
Are you all right?
443
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,533
Lisa! Lisa! I love you!
444
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,490
So?
445
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:03,895
Well?
446
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:06,499
Lisa? Lisa?
447
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:10,049
Lisa? Lisa?
448
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,575
So?
449
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:20,930
Oh, SuperVip, I love you too!
450
00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:29,819
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
451
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:34,698
Ha ha! That must be him!
452
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:38,455
As promised, gentlemen,
I have captured a Vip,
453
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:43,370
the Superman of Supermen!
Schultz! Show the gentlemen!
454
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:51,138
- Incredibile! - Wonderful! - C'est vraiment lui!
- Diablo! - Non I'avrei mai creduto! - Mein Got!
455
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:57,536
- You have forgotten who I am!
- Happy Betty the Super!!!
456
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:04,177
However, before carrying out the experiment
on him which will prove to you
457
00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,173
that my invention works perfectly
even on super-brains,
458
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,860
I would like to show you something unique!
459
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:17,017
Gentlemen! You are about to see
missile base 'Happy Betty'
460
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:32,775
Ready?!
461
00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:01,417
Come on! Pull!
462
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:10,574
And this, gentlemen, is only the outside!
463
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:14,215
In a moment we'll have
a brief tour of the works!
464
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:18,413
Schultz! Take Vip
to the experiment room!
465
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,736
Alright, gentlemen, let's go!
466
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:28,737
Yaaaaooohhhh!!!
467
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:51,896
Hello, my name is Nervustrata!
Don't be afraid!!! I won't hurt you!!!
468
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:57,812
What a lot of lovely flowers there are!!!
I wish I could pick them all!
469
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:12,778
Here it is, the marvellous small steel city
470
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:16,529
where the consumer destinies
of future human generations are forged!
471
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:20,017
Lts working population
is one hundred thousand strong!
472
00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:26,454
A Million six hundred thousand fingers
working incessantly at our great project!
473
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:30,294
Excuse me, you mean:
ONE million Fingers!
474
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:35,699
I mean what I said! Our bio-electronic
laboratory has been able to create
475
00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:39,893
- collaborators with an eight-fingers hand!
- Marvellous!
476
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:43,296
And how do you manage to discipline
such an enormous work-force?
477
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:46,218
By taking advantage of the most modern
methods of industrialization,
478
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:50,458
and safeguarding each individual's
personality! For example,
479
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:54,175
after deducting part of their wages,
we provide meals for our collaborators!
480
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:57,929
Not the usual fixed menu, but a free choice!
481
00:55:58,540 --> 00:55:59,859
Butter!
482
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:05,334
Each guest can have his grain of rice
with either butter, ketchup or onion sauce!
483
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,649
Ketchup!
484
00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:13,058
Furthermore, we see to it that
our collaborators get a good relaxing rest!
485
00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:15,216
After deducting part of their wages,
486
00:56:15,340 --> 00:56:18,730
we allow them to use an apparatus
which gives immediate,
487
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:20,816
deep and healthy sleep!
488
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:32,296
When, after a few minute of such special
rest, our collaborators wake up,
489
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:35,332
ready to go back to their work,
they are conveyed by mechanical means
490
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:39,499
to avoid loss of energy!
491
00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:42,532
The collaborators have some way
of entertaining themselves?
492
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:45,572
Why yes! After deducting
a small sum from their wages,
493
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:48,055
we offer them the use of a Park
specially created for them
494
00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:50,893
with a particularly gay atmosphere!!!
495
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:55,650
Where the collaborators can instantly
satisfy their various and varied
496
00:56:56,220 --> 00:57:00,896
- er!!! Venal appetites!
497
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:14,732
- What about vacations?
- Short, intensive, exciting, healthy!
498
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:19,378
Our collaborators are given the opportunity
to see the most beautiful sights in the world!
499
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:24,528
While international artists sing and
dance to their local music!!!
500
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:28,855
There is also special apparatus
to provide sun-bathing!!!
501
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:31,490
!!! And for local 'souvenirs'!
502
00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:35,778
- Do you provide medical attention?
- Of course!
503
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:38,733
No bureaucratic delay
or lack of interest here,
504
00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:41,420
attention is immediate and categorical!
505
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:46,819
Each illness is tackled decisively
and rapidly carried to its solution!!!
506
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:06,336
Supervip, now let's see
if you can swim!
507
00:58:57,220 --> 00:59:00,257
SuperViiiippp!! Heeelllppp!!!!!
508
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:18,215
OH! SuperVip!
509
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:21,376
You're wonderful!
You saved my life!
510
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:30,413
This time you're not getting away!
511
00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:37,130
SuperVip! Watch out!
512
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:43,012
Come on, good looking,
I'll let you in too!
513
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:46,572
!!! And then this handsome
man named Minivip!!!
514
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:49,817
!!! Came along and rescued me
from prison!
515
00:59:57,060 --> 01:00:00,291
Boy, you gotta hand it to Happy Betty!
516
01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:04,651
If you please, Miss, step right in!!!
517
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:08,056
And now for some maximum
security measures!!! Phew! That's that!
518
01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:30,938
Now we'll proceed to the production area!
519
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:35,929
The supporting part of the missile
is plunged into a fusion at 1,400�!
520
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:40,811
When the arm of the special
expert in charge falls off,
521
01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:44,899
we know that the temperature
of the metal bath is correct!
522
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:49,457
In another department the missile
undergoes a test for heat resistance!
523
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:55,690
The technician after swallowing a mixture
of gasses proceeds to the rigorous test!
524
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:58,698
Unfortunately, we lose one match at each test!
525
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:04,417
This custom of bowing causes a loss
of approximately 15 percent in productivity!!!
526
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:11,859
On the other hand, the problem of going
to the wash-room has been brilliantly solved!
527
01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:16,895
As you know, gentlemen, this arbitrary
and uncontrollable break in the work pattern
528
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:20,012
is of capital importance in a large plant,
529
01:01:20,140 --> 01:01:24,895
and our research department
has solved it by strategic placement
530
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:29,059
of a running generator,
which stops from time to time
531
01:01:29,660 --> 01:01:32,777
giving out charges of 60,000 volts!
532
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:38,818
This inspires our collaborators
not to waste time
533
01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:43,536
and prevents them from lingering
longer than necessary!
534
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:47,699
Wunderbar! If we had had
something of the kind at the time,
535
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:49,776
perhaps we wouldn't have lost the war!
536
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:01,177
Phew! That's that!
537
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:05,018
To return to the actual
making of the missile!
538
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:07,370
At this point, the electronic brain,
539
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,968
produced in cans by a secret process,
540
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,375
is grafted on the missile-head!!!
541
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:15,810
!!! And the whole thing is
thoroughly sterilised!
542
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:19,689
After which it is ready to be fitted
into its final shell!
543
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:23,369
The brain-missile are then taken
to the great rocket
544
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:27,812
which can house up to 15,000
and which is ready on the launching pad!
545
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:32,531
When the rocket takes off, goes up
!!! The small missiles detach them
546
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:35,936
and by means of the electronic eye
are directed automatically
547
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:38,654
towards the people on all continents!
548
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:43,689
This rocket cannot be picked up
by radar, because it is motor-less!
549
01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:49,577
Ninety specialised collaborators,
who pedal with all their might,
550
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:53,136
activate a propeller which projects
the rocket into space!
551
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:57,492
The first rocket in history to work
without a carburant!
552
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:24,699
And now, gentlemen, let's go back
to our friend, the Vip
553
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:30,090
and to his new gold-plated brain!
554
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,691
Look at it carefully Vip!
555
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:43,373
See, we had your name engraved on it!
556
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:00,459
Get ready, Vip!
557
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,735
One two, one two!!!
558
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:15,739
I caught the Vip O! K!
I've got him locked in the safe!
559
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:21,410
- See!
- Be quiet, you idiot! I captured the Vip, not you!
560
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:27,178
Heellpp! Stop him, don't let him get away!
561
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:31,691
Catch him - quick - quuickk!
562
01:05:56,260 --> 01:06:00,697
- Gosh, it's dark! Where am I?
- Ohh! At last!
563
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:06,609
- I see a lot of little hearts!!!
- Supervip! Get us out of here!
564
01:06:06,740 --> 01:06:08,537
- We are locked inside a safe!
565
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:13,929
- Inside a safe? Where? Why?
How did we get in here?
566
01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:20,178
Listen to me Vip!
This is Happy Betty speaking!!!
567
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:25,897
Running or hiding won't help you!!!
The missile will reach you wherever you are!!!
568
01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:30,775
For the simple reason that you are the only one
on the Island without special protective cover!
569
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:33,693
All the others are safe!!!
Inside our base!!!
570
01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:39,256
In a few seconds the missile will be firmly
planted in your super square head!!!
571
01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:43,692
And you'll come meekly back here
asking me for instructions - ha!
572
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,328
Got it?
573
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:53,696
See you soon Vip!
574
01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:41,973
O! K! Girls, don't worry, I'll get you out!
575
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:48,696
That's it!
576
01:07:50,140 --> 01:07:53,098
Man, what a kiss! What a kiss!
577
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:18,577
Wow, my head! I see hearts
whirling around!!!
578
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:23,536
Mmmhh! What a kiss, boy! Oh boy!
579
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:26,777
Oh, oh! Next time I better
send it to you by telegram!
580
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:29,170
Oh good, here's my suit!!! And my belt!
581
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:33,209
It was Minivip who saved us all
from those terrible men!!!
582
01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:36,013
It was, wasn't it Miss Lisa?
583
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:38,495
- Minivip! Were is he?
- Minivippp!
584
01:08:56,620 --> 01:08:59,293
If I were you!!!
I wouldn't worry too much!!!
585
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:03,499
Up to now, he seems to be doing fine!!!
All by his mini-self!
586
01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:08,808
Hmm, you might be right!!! Maybe I've underrated
him! But then again, maybe I haven't!
587
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:10,692
I'd better reconnoitre and make sure!
588
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,418
- Minivippp!
589
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:21,978
Let him alone!!!
590
01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:29,453
Well, you atomated banana,
are you through?
591
01:09:35,060 --> 01:09:37,938
- How was it?
- A little too bony, but not bad!
592
01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:40,489
There you are, gentelmen! Success!
593
01:09:40,660 --> 01:09:44,778
This signal indicates that
the missile has hit the target
594
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:50,770
and now even the invincible Vip
has become one of our "devoted clients"!
595
01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:56,617
Hmm, yes, very good, but I think rather
it should be under our direct control?
596
01:09:56,740 --> 01:10:00,574
Intolerable insolence!
You seem to have forgetten who I am?
597
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:04,136
Happy Betty, the super!!!
598
01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:09,133
The supreme rocket will be
launched in a matter of minutes!
599
01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:13,219
There is no time left to discuss
stupid and useless controls!
600
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:16,970
You'll have to make up
your minds right now!!!
601
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:20,573
Well?
602
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:26,934
O! K! We agree!
603
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:31,935
Congratulations, you made the right decision!
604
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:38,493
Colleagues, slaves, worms!
His is Happy Betty speaking to you
605
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:43,455
to announce that the count-down
will start in a few minutes!
606
01:10:43,820 --> 01:10:46,857
When our creation starts
lifting itself into the sky
607
01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:49,778
advertising will become a PURE science!
608
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:54,690
Posters, film and radio commercials
will be useless
609
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:58,131
because there will be no more doubts
on the part of the consumer
610
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:04,017
as to what to choose they will forever
buy only Happy Betty products!
611
01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:08,696
After this rocket, others,
increasingly powerful, will follow,
612
01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:13,769
because a cartel of international
shareholders has now decided
613
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:17,256
to finance my colossal project!
614
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:22,052
- Long Live Betty!!! Long live!!!
- Clear the launching pad!
615
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,609
The count-down will start at once!
616
01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:32,578
Hurry, Minivip!!! Hurry!
Do you remember which was it was?
617
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:38,935
That way, no, that way
no wait, maybe!!!
618
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:42,611
Ten!!! Nine!!!
619
01:11:42,780 --> 01:11:43,895
Eight
620
01:11:44,860 --> 01:11:46,771
- Seven!!!
- I must find it!
621
01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:54,534
!!! Six!!! Five!!! Four!!! Three!!!
622
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:58,579
- Good! Here it is!
- !!! Two!!! One!!!
623
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:01,098
Zero!
624
01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:09,975
There you are, this way
it won't bother you any more!
625
01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:21,736
Buy from Happy Betty,
you must spend-spend-spend
626
01:13:21,980 --> 01:13:24,335
Buy from Happy Betty,
it's the trend-trend-trend
627
01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:27,175
When you're out of money,
you must bend-bend-bend
628
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:29,935
Every effort into making more to spend!
629
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,936
Buy from Happy Betty,
always shop-shop-shop
630
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:35,730
For soup or salt or syrup
by the drop-drop-drop
631
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:38,536
Happy Betty's merchandise
is top-top-top
632
01:13:38,980 --> 01:13:40,936
So keep on buying, you must never stop!
633
01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:44,296
Happy Betty's best for anything
you want to eat
634
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:47,333
Happy Betty's best for shoes
to wear upon your feet
635
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:49,935
Happy Betty's far the best by
any test for all the rest of
636
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:50,737
Sales clinching,
637
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:51,537
penny-pinching,
638
01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:52,337
labor saving,
639
01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,137
patio paving,
640
01:13:53,380 --> 01:13:53,812
Incoming,
641
01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:54,537
outgoing,
642
01:13:54,780 --> 01:13:55,337
budget wrecking,
643
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:56,137
back breaking,
644
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:58,052
cooking, Sweeping,
cleaning, sleeping articles
645
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,939
you buy from Happy Betty!
646
01:14:02,740 --> 01:14:07,336
Keep singing the Buy-Buy,
keep singing the Buy-Buy
647
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,131
You've got to swing the Buy-Buy
648
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,936
And lay your money on the line!
649
01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:15,735
Buy from Happy Betty,
you must fly-fly-fly
650
01:14:16,380 --> 01:14:18,735
To buy from Happy Betty
till you're dry-dry-dry
651
01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:21,330
The last thing you must do
before you die-die-die
652
01:14:21,660 --> 01:14:23,730
Is to struggle out and make a final buy!
653
01:14:25,180 --> 01:14:27,330
Happy Betty's is the store where you
get more things you use for
654
01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,138
"Mixing, fixing;
steaming, gleaming;"
655
01:14:29,380 --> 01:14:30,369
"winding, grinding;
hide behinding"
656
01:14:30,580 --> 01:14:31,649
"Looping, grouping;
standing, stooping;"
657
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:32,697
indoor, outdoor,
658
01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:33,332
ous-ge-pooping
659
01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:34,337
"Washing, squashing;"
660
01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:35,171
milking bilking,
661
01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:39,737
everything you'll find from
Happy Betty!
662
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:47,615
That was great, marvellous
Spectacular!!!
663
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:15,015
Wonderful, fantastic, delightful!!!
How nice!
664
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:21,297
Well, that's it!
The show's over! Let's go!
665
01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:24,571
You go ahead, Supervip,
we'll follow in the helicopter!
666
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:45,130
This is a lovely ride, SuperVee!!!
Can I pay my fare in super-kisses?
667
01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:48,138
Take it easy, Lisa
Things melt up here!!!
668
01:15:48,580 --> 01:15:50,730
Be caref... - LISA!!
669
01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:55,178
Oh! How awful! Look, Minivip!
670
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:57,416
Could it be one of Happy Betty's Missiles!
671
01:15:57,540 --> 01:16:01,169
No, it's something even more powerful
!!! It's love!!
672
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,773
Are you really a superman?
673
01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:12,495
You know, Minivip, you're wonderful!
Without your help that fellow!!!
674
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:14,975
!!! Would have been killed
at least twenty times!
675
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:19,616
Hmmm, you must try to remember,
Nervustrata, he's my brother!!!
676
01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:22,459
Oh?? Yes, of course!
677
01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:28,408
Well, I hope he realizes how lucky he is
to have a superbrother like you!
678
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,115
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