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Captain's log, stardate 58105.1.
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The Pakleds continue
their unprovoked attacks
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on Federation trade routes.
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Seeking a cease-fire,
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the Cerritos is on a diplomatic mission
to the Pakled homeworld,
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which they call Pakled Planet.
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Starfleet Command entrusted me
with this mission
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because of our experience
with the Pakleds last year.
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Negotiating a cease-fire
would be a huge achievement.
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If you keep doing Picard-level
peace-brokering like this,
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they might give you an Enterprise.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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Remember, it's just the Pakleds.
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This shouldn't be too complicated.
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Ambassador Grubdin.
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Welcome, Captain Janeway.
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Pakled Planet is big and strong.
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Right. Well, I'm actually
Captain Freeman of the Cerritos.
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I'm here to discuss a cease-fire.
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Oh, I was misinformed.
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I do not have a big enough helmet
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to make cease-fires.
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Okay. Well, then I need to talk
to someone with a bigger helmet.
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Stay back.
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Guys, the prisoner Rumdar.
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He ran away from Pakled Planet
to her ship.
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You! Why did you steal Rumdar?
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I can assure you, we did no such thing.
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Ransom, is there a Pakled on my ship?
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That's an affirmative, Captain.
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This ship is strong.
I can live here now.
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- We think he's requesting asylum.
- No!
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Until she gives Rumdar back,
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Janeway stays here!
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Guys, it's pretty cool that the captain
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- gets to negotiate peace, right?
- Uh, yeah.
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I'm sure she's thinking the same thing.
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Nothing ruins breakfast
like a work assignment.
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Oh, no, anomaly consolidation duty.
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- Oh, yes!
- Ugh.
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- I got it, too.
- So did I.
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- What's anomaly consolidation?
- You get to go around the ship
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and collect the bridge crew's
research materials
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- from their missions.
- It's trash day.
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It's our bosses, who have
accumulated all sorts of stuff,
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saying, "Hey, peons,
come pick up our trash."
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Dangerous science trash
that can't just get recycled
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in a matter recombinator.
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We have to pack it up
and send it to a facility.
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Could be a nice break
from our usual duties.
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Maybe it'll be fun.
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Oh, sweet, sweet Tendi, no.
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ACD is the most degrading day
of the year.
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Don't listen to her.
This is gonna be great.
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Sorry.
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I-It's just the face that you made.
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I couldn't help it.
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Okay, all right.
We're all having so much fun.
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At my expense.
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Hey. Boimler, right?
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Heard a lot of buzz
about your time on the Titan.
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Oh, uh, Ensign Casey. Hi.
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- You guys heard about that?
- You're a legend. Listen,
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we've got this little club where
we help each other rank up,
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and right now we're down a member.
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P'jok got promoted to the Ventura.
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- What? No way.
- That's what the Redshirts do.
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We help each other land promotions.
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One day we'll all be captains.
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You call yourselves Redshirts?
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Cool name, right?
Makes us sound invincible.
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But why would you want me to be one?
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I mean, I got the red shirt,
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but is there, like,
a form I need to fill out?
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You served with Riker.
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That kind of experience
is super valuable.
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Listen, there's gonna be
an acting captain's duty
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up for grabs later today.
Only us Redshirts know about it.
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Acting captain?
Like, l-like on the bridge?
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You tell us Riker stuff today,
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I'll get you in the running
for the big chair.
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But... I have ACD.
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Anomaly duty? No sweat.
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We'll pull some
strings, get you out of it.
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Uh...
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- I don't know.
- It's awesome that you served
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on the Titan,
but there has to be a reason
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you're back on the Cerritos.
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You don't carry yourself like a leader.
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We could help you with that.
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But if you're not interested...
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Uh... wait.
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I'm in. Let's do this.
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Excelsior.
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Unbelievable. Boimler's cozying up
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with those brownnosers
to get out of trash day?
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- Such a great call.
- More trash for the rest of us.
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I smell adventure.
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So, what has you seeking asylum?
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Religious persecution?
Leading a rebellion?
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Some sort of sex stuff?
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I want to see how the shields work.
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You want to see our
top secret defensive schematics?
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Yeah, and your crimson force field, too.
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Uh, I will see if it's operational.
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You getting "Bazminti when
he pulled back the veil" vibes
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- from this guy?
- Oh, yeah. Captain Freeman?
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Our Pakled refugee appears
to be more of a Pakled spy.
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What?! He hasn't
gotten anything, has he?
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No, I think we'll be okay.
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He just took a photo of his own foot.
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- Hmm, this could work to our advantage.
- Oh. Ah!
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Maybe he'll reveal something
about the attacks.
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Keep him talking.
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- On it.
- Oh!
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Ransom's always going
on fun away missions.
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You just know he'll have crazy
anomalies we can check out.
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Oh, great. A pile of unlabeled crystals.
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You're supposed to keep
stuff like this in a lab.
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Ignoring protocol.
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Yeah, one of the perks
of being a commander.
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Oh, man!
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Ooh, this is neat.
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You can tell from the occipital bone
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that this was one big froggy.
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Tendi, whoa, easy.
I think that's from the planet
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where everything evolved all weird.
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Uh...
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Oh!
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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Whoa, Rutherford, you're blowing up.
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- It's altering his biomatrix!
- Whoa, whoa!
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I got a big ole body.
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- Stop moving around.
- Oh!
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I can't stop.
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I'm big beyond belief. Oh, no!
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Tendi, grab the red vial.
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Got it.
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Smear that crap on his nose.
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- Ugh.
- You just experienced
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full molecular engorgement
in a matter of seconds!
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Did it feel amazing?
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Hey, Boimler, how often
did Riker clean his trombone?
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Oh!
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Oh, constantly.
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It was actually kind of disruptive.
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I need to learn to blow something brass.
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Okay.
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So, that was our top
secret Starfleet gift shop.
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Next, how about we show you the,
uh, high-security juice bar?
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No! Now I want to see the warp core.
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Sure, sure.
We'll get you there, big guy.
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We're not exactly dealing
with the Tal Shiar here.
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Let's see if we can get him
to tell us about their systems.
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Wait.
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Where'd he go?
Computer, locate Pakled refugee.
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- No Pakled detected.
- What?
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Did he leave the ship?
Did he somehow cloak himself?
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- Unknown.
- Zinda, his eyes red.
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I'll check engineering.
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Okay, let's see what
the next awesome anomalies are.
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Um...
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Oh.
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You want a rotten mushfroot?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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I just want to talk cease-fire
with whomever's in charge.
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Oh! Janeway turned down mushfroot.
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Her Mushesty the queen!
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Ah, Your Highness, allow me to...
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You can't kill Rumdar.
Rumdar is our prisoner.
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We will kill Rumdar.
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I can assure you,
Rumdar's in good hands.
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Nobody is killing Rumdar.
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Prove it. I want to talk to Rumdar.
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Ransom, put the Pakled refugee
on the line.
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Uh, actually, we've
temporarily lost track of him.
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What?!
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Rumdar is, uh, in the bathroom.
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But he said that you
should negotiate a cease-fire.
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Oh, I don't have
a big enough helmet to do that.
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Are you [BLEEP] me?
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Boimler,
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you need to look like a leader
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if you want people
to treat you like one.
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First, you've got to fix this posture.
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You're like this
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when you need to be like this.
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Oh, wow.
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I didn't realize my spine went that far.
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- That's new.
- Now, this outfit? Oof.
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This is not a good look.
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We all wear this. It's a uniform.
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The captain literally wears
the same thing, and she's...
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Right now this uniform is wearing you.
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Easy to fix with a few modifications.
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- Ooh, did Riker modify his uniform?
- What? No.
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I mean, I guess they had to put
a lot of extra room
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in his pants. For his legs, I mean.
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'Cause he's tall.
You know what they say:
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- tall guy, big legs.
- Oh, my God, your hair.
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Wow, I didn't even take in the hair.
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I like my hair.
I'm a cutie. This is good hair.
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But would you follow it into battle?
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Maybe just a trim?
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Introducing the new and improved
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Bradward Boimler.
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Oh, I feel amazing.
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Oh, look at these shoulders! Damn.
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Starfleet royalty.
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Oh! Aw.
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Aah!
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Boimler? You look amazing.
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Thank you. The Redshirts
gave me a makeover.
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I-I might have a shot at acting captain.
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Whoa, is that a Retroovian flask?
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Uh, you know it.
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Careful. Those can release
a gelatinous spray
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- that traps you in this...
- Yeah.
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We know.
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Oh, uh, got to go. But I want to hear
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everything later.
Watch out for that spray.
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- It'll mess you up.
- Damn it, the Nanobots.
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Billups can calculate warp variance,
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but he can't remember to tighten
the lid on a jar.
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Aw, but come on. How often
do we get to be face-to-face
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with these tiny terrors?
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Bright side: they're not
full-sized robots, right? Right?
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Tendi, this stuff
is eating my fingerprints.
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There's no bright side!
Stop trying to make this fun.
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- But...
- What is your deal, okay?
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Every day isn't gonna be some
pristine, exploratory adventure.
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Sometimes it's work, and it sucks.
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Get used to it!
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Okay. Sorry.
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Where could he be?
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He's giant and brown.
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Being captain is the role of a lifetime.
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Leader. Fighter.
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Lover.
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The captain needs to always be prepared
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to give a rousing speech, so go ahead.
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Rouse them.
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Uh, what am I supposed to speech about?
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Ooh! A temporal rift.
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Oh, oh! With a plasma grid.
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And the replicators are broken.
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Sounds like a crew
that could use some inspiration.
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Right now?
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Okay. Uh...
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Um, attention, crew
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Um, I'm your captain.
I'm Captain Boimler.
252
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Uh, we've got a plasma grid
and a temporal rift.
253
00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:24,711
Sorry, you said "temporal rift," right?
254
00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:26,452
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
255
00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,890
And, uh, lots of danger.
But as sure as, uh,
256
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,198
this is my captain's chair, um,
257
00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:34,895
you can count on me
258
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,549
'cause I'm your captain.
259
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:37,939
Yes, sirree.
260
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,208
We should mutiny.
261
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,598
Sorry, sorry, no, no, no.
I know that wasn't good.
262
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:45,542
It's just this isn't the same
as actually being on the bridge.
263
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:48,067
The bridge is wherever you are.
264
00:11:48,177 --> 00:11:50,068
Close your eyes, think about Riker,
265
00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:52,898
and say what he would say.
From the heart.
266
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,176
His heart.
267
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,918
Look, I may not know
exactly what we're up against,
268
00:11:57,942 --> 00:12:00,834
but I do know that in this,
our darkest hour,
269
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,333
I'm grateful.
270
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:06,208
Grateful to have a ship
and a crew I trust with my life.
271
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:08,059
Now, I'll be honest.
There's no guarantee
272
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,365
we're gonna get out of this.
But if we do, it'll be
273
00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:13,208
because of your combined talent
and dedication.
274
00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,893
It's been the honor of my life
to serve as your captain.
275
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,546
But we're not dead yet,
276
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,167
so how about we go in and kick some ass.
277
00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:22,417
Red alert! Take us in.
278
00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:26,833
Now, that sounds like a captain.
279
00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:32,542
Wow, even Dr. Migleemo has stuff?
280
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,824
I didn't know he even went on missions.
281
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,260
That's a pile of random junk.
282
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:37,001
- Come on. Even you have to admit that.
- No.
283
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,558
And honestly, I'm getting tired
of you guys whining all day.
284
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,570
If you're so over anomaly collection,
285
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,094
then I'll just do it myself.
286
00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:44,530
- Okay. Works for me.
- Oh, great idea.
287
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,840
Okay, let's see. There's
this dusty goggles thing.
288
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,000
Ooh, half of some sort of sword.
289
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:54,323
- You guys are really missing out!
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,266
Look, he's throwing out
291
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,294
a perfectly good storybook.
292
00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,160
Oh, it's one of those energy field books
293
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,248
that makes stories come to life.
294
00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:08,597
Come here!
295
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,233
Get back in this book!
296
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,254
Oh!
297
00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:15,343
Huh?
298
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,367
Oh, no.
299
00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:18,439
- Uh...
- Crap, crap, crap!
300
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,260
Slug!
301
00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:21,785
No!
302
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:22,784
Tendi!
303
00:13:22,808 --> 00:13:24,613
Ugh! Okay, we just got
to find the right hypospray.
304
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,919
Uh, hang tight, Tendi!
305
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,921
Don't get digested!
306
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,961
Uh, uh... Ha!
307
00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,130
Ugh.
308
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,981
- Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?
- D'Vana?
309
00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,288
You were right.
310
00:13:47,642 --> 00:13:50,750
Anomaly consolidation day is the worst.
311
00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:52,816
Hey, we've all... I mean, who among us
312
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,992
hasn't been pooped out
by an alien creature?
313
00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:56,578
- It is not a...
- Don't touch me!
314
00:13:59,732 --> 00:14:01,345
Captain, this is going sideways.
315
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,250
I recommend we beam out now.
316
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,828
No. We have to make this work,
317
00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:07,482
or it'll turn into a big, brown,
Pakled smear on my record.
318
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,922
I am King Pakled.
319
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:14,992
Finally. It is an honor to meet you, sir.
320
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:19,625
I am emperor of the Pakleds.
321
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:23,271
Okay. Well, then, it's an honor to m...
322
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,459
Rebelution!
323
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:35,665
Die!
324
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,500
The big-helmeted Pakleds
325
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,938
will no longer control us!
326
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,087
Ooh.
327
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:47,125
I am now Pakled leader.
328
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,912
Behold my giant helmet!
329
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,721
He is strong.
330
00:14:58,957 --> 00:15:01,145
You know, I was
a little skeptical at first,
331
00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:03,495
but I really am feeling
way more captainy than usual.
332
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,227
Now you have to start
living like one, too.
333
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:06,142
Oh, you mean,
334
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,892
like sitting in a centered chair
all day or...?
335
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,197
Nothing tells you about
a captain more than the officers
336
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,625
they've chosen to have at their side.
337
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:13,244
That's true in your social life
338
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:15,246
- as much as it is on the bridge.
- Oh.
339
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,422
I've got that covered.
My friends are awesome.
340
00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:18,814
Look, that's them right there.
341
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,949
They've been consolidating
anomalies all day.
342
00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:25,625
- It's pretty cool, right?
- No, not cool.
343
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:27,301
Those three are always elbow-deep
344
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:28,583
in some kind of slime.
345
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:30,933
Yeah, we work in Starfleet.
I mean, slime's a given.
346
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,588
No, we work in Starfleet.
347
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,255
They work for Starfleet.
348
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,998
Okay, hold on. They're
the same rank as you or me.
349
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,759
And while we've been
"playing captain" all day,
350
00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:41,631
they've been doing real work
to help the ship.
351
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:44,026
This isn't a friendship.
It's a starship.
352
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,115
Are you a star
353
00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:47,118
- or not?
- What?
354
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,844
The bridge crew brought in this crap,
355
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,875
they should clean it up.
I'm not their mom.
356
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,139
Uh, I don't know. It's not that bad.
357
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,708
It was the worst!
I hate this stupid ship.
358
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:58,190
Whoa, slow to impulse:
you love the Cerritos.
359
00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:00,030
Ugh, I must have sounded so stupid.
360
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,770
I thought we were gonna have so much fun
361
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,076
picking up the trash.
362
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,458
Ha! I even volunteered us for it.
363
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:07,083
- Wait, you did?
- Why?
364
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:09,430
You guys were always sad that
we don't go on cool missions.
365
00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:10,954
So Ensign Genius over here
366
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:11,998
figured it would be fun
367
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,500
to get closer to the action.
368
00:16:13,525 --> 00:16:15,286
But you guys were right. It sucked!
369
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,916
And being lower decks sucks!
370
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,000
I wish I was still on Orion!
371
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,524
Uh, Tendi, that cube's kind of...
372
00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:22,701
Today has been totally degrading!
373
00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:24,922
Uh, maybe-maybe put down
the cube before you...
374
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,888
We got a scorpion here!
375
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,325
What was that cube?
376
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:35,717
There has to be a way to reverse it.
377
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,372
I'm getting tired of you guys
378
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,250
whining all day!
379
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,848
Is that Tendi?
380
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,218
We got to do something.
381
00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:00,580
You're right. The crew depends on us.
382
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:04,367
The Starfleet manual
defines "danger" as "a force
383
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:07,120
- which causes or tends to cause harm."
- It is in times of doubt...
384
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,229
A ship that encounters no rough wind
385
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:11,188
is a ship that's never sailed at all.
386
00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:12,972
Are any of you
actually gonna do something?
387
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,148
We're doing it.
We're inspiring the crew.
388
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,750
We are the crew!
389
00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:19,413
Tendi,
390
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,241
I know you're in there.
You're gonna be okay.
391
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,593
What happened?
392
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,073
Did she touch a mysterious orb?
393
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,466
What? No. It was a cube.
394
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,076
Oh! Uh, I bet it was
an Ataxian mood shifter.
395
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,338
I've got this.
396
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,427
Computer, big bowl of beans,
397
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:34,931
hot.
398
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:39,216
Hey, Tendi. Whoa! I sure hope
399
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,609
I don't spill these beans on my...
400
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,698
Aah! Aah, God.
401
00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:47,354
Computer, birthday cake, lit candles,
402
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:49,008
various temperatures.
403
00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:51,095
Wow.
404
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,143
It sure is hard
carrying this birthday cake
405
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,754
with all this bean slime on my...
406
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:58,278
What the hell is he doing?
407
00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,497
Shut up. Look.
408
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,151
Oh, no, and now the candles
409
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:03,283
have lit my uniform on fire.
What a predicament.
410
00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:08,114
It's working.
411
00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:09,768
Her emotional armor is weakening.
412
00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:14,947
Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp,
413
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,470
soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget,
414
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:17,863
crispy lemon rock candy,
415
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,865
chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!
416
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,570
That was such a waste
of reassembled proteins.
417
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,420
It really was.
418
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,460
- You okay?
- Yeah.
419
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,126
Geez, I was really out of control.
420
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,625
Thanks for saving me.
421
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,866
Oh, of course. That's what we do.
422
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,162
Oh, no. How long were we out?
423
00:18:48,187 --> 00:18:49,547
Rumdar could be anywhere.
424
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,418
We never should have underestimated him.
425
00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:53,044
Shaka?
426
00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:57,989
Maybe we didn't underestimate him.
427
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,000
Holy [BLEEP].
428
00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:04,830
I don't know how he was able to
survive in the vacuum of space,
429
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:08,444
- but he's totally fine.
- Uh, Pakleds are strong.
430
00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:10,865
How did you get outside
in the first place?
431
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,117
I went to the bathroom.
When I pressed the flush button,
432
00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:16,686
I got shot out of a little hatch.
433
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:18,341
Are you sure you weren't in an air lock?
434
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:21,540
Can I have all your codes now?
435
00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:23,874
Get him out of here.
436
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,208
Janeway, die! Janeway, die!
437
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,674
Janeway, die! Janeway, die!
438
00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:32,807
Ah, Rumdar returns.
439
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,462
Hi, everybody.
440
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:36,898
We tricked you, Janeway.
441
00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:38,422
We never wanted peace.
442
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,338
Rumdar was a spy.
443
00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:43,122
What did you learn, spy?
444
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:45,951
The Enterprise has
the biggest bathrooms ever,
445
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:48,388
and she is not Captain Janeway.
446
00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,173
She is Captain Freeman!
447
00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,610
That's what I've been telling you.
448
00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:54,655
I tricked you.
449
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,658
And I didn't give up
any information, either.
450
00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,210
I'm a good spy.
451
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:02,707
Well, yes, you are amazing.
452
00:20:02,731 --> 00:20:05,666
I just wish I knew
what information you kept secret
453
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,278
so I could know how amazing you are.
454
00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:11,106
I didn't tell you anything
about our big plan
455
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,710
to smuggle a Varuvian bomb onto Earth.
456
00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:15,633
Is that right?
457
00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:20,246
Oh, Rumdar, you truly are a master spy.
458
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,983
Two to beam up.
459
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,724
Wait a minute.
460
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,776
You just beat Captain Janeway!
461
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:32,210
Rumdar! Rumdar! Rumdar! Rumdar!
462
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,460
Sorry I requested
anomaly consolidation duty
463
00:20:38,485 --> 00:20:40,961
- and, you know, went all scorpion.
- Don't apologize.
464
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,834
The truth is,
collecting weird space crap
465
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,531
is part of the fun of Starfleet.
466
00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:46,330
Ah, we were kind of being punks all day.
467
00:20:46,355 --> 00:20:47,985
We should have fed off your enthusiasm,
468
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,790
not tried to tamp it down.
469
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,755
Yeah, you know what?
The best anomaly today
470
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,323
was all your silver linings.
471
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:56,064
- And that skull thing.
- Aw, thanks, guys.
472
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,849
Oh, I still smell
473
00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,710
like slug-digested scorpion, don't I?
474
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,070
Yeah. The smell of adventure.
475
00:21:04,653 --> 00:21:07,032
Whoever Ransom picks,
remember to keep your cool.
476
00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,460
I don't want anyone freaking out.
477
00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:11,341
Sorry, you can't come with us.
478
00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:12,951
That move you pulled in the mess hall
479
00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:14,920
- proves you don't belong in the Redshirts.
- Hey.
480
00:21:14,945 --> 00:21:17,434
- My friend was in trouble.
- You made a fool of yourself
481
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,784
to make a bug laugh. It was shameful.
482
00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:21,355
All right, you know what's shameful?
483
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,353
Trying to build a persona
by copying other captains.
484
00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:25,355
You think Riker did that?
485
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,935
You guys are wasting your time
on this Redshirt stuff.
486
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,229
Be your own captains.
487
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:32,231
Cute speech. I'm sure it'll play great
488
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:35,212
on the lower decks. Come on, guys.
489
00:21:35,904 --> 00:21:38,498
- Guys?
- I, um, I think I'm gonna
490
00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:41,545
take a break from the Redshirts,
focus on my duties.
491
00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:42,720
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
492
00:21:42,744 --> 00:21:44,591
Fine. I'll try to remember you
493
00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,081
when I'm boldly going and you're not.
494
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,683
Sir, I'd like to nominate myself
for the acting captain position.
495
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:50,945
- Huh?
- I'm the best candidate
496
00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,730
to lead the Cerritos to victory.
497
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,514
Oh. I don't care. Sure.
498
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,255
Oh, my God, really? Sir,
499
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,503
thank you. Sir, I won't let you down.
500
00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:01,042
Quick thinking
in the mess today, Mr. Boimler.
501
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,522
You showed some real leadership.
502
00:22:02,546 --> 00:22:03,762
Thank you, sir.
503
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:07,484
Hey, do you want to catch
a Winger Bingston show sometime?
504
00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:09,312
Now, that guy can deliver a speech.
505
00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:10,530
You ever see his one-man show
506
00:22:10,554 --> 00:22:11,792
where he played all of Jupiter's moons?
507
00:22:12,772 --> 00:22:14,725
Just got off the comms with Starfleet.
508
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,559
Sounds like we did a great job.
509
00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:19,191
- I think that deserves a drink.
- Count me in.
510
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,561
Acting Captain, you have the conn.
511
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:33,379
New shift on deck. Get out of my chair!
512
00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,555
Aah! Thank you.
This-this was a great honor.
513
00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:38,327
Go clean up Air Lock 17.
514
00:22:38,354 --> 00:22:40,386
Pakled did something
unspeakable in there.
515
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:41,846
Yes, sir.
516
00:22:45,075 --> 00:22:46,185
Ooh! And then
517
00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:47,915
he deflated back
into regular-sized Rutherford.
518
00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:51,055
Big-body Rutherford?
Aw, I missed all the good stuff.
519
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,596
Not all the good stuff.
520
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,185
Snagged this baby from Shaxs's pile.
521
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:56,794
Oh, no way. This is
a submanifold casting stone.
522
00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:58,796
- A what?
- We can use it
523
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,145
to broadcast our voices
to other planets.
524
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:01,625
What's that good for?
525
00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:02,800
Yeah, like, what are we gonna do?
526
00:23:02,824 --> 00:23:04,826
Prank call Armus?
527
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,331
I wish I had someone to torture.
528
00:23:12,355 --> 00:23:14,420
Hey, Armus! Shut up, shut up.
529
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:17,118
You, uh,
you look like a big bag of crap.
530
00:23:17,142 --> 00:23:18,946
Who said that? Show yourself.
531
00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:21,949
I am Armus. This is my domain.
532
00:23:21,973 --> 00:23:23,864
Yeah, we already
know you're Armus, dummy.
533
00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:25,039
Come and find us.
534
00:23:25,063 --> 00:23:26,914
We're touching your stuff.
535
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,177
What stuff? Stop that!
536
00:23:28,202 --> 00:23:30,175
When I find you, I'm gonna kill you
537
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:31,916
with a flake of my power!
538
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,919
I am a skin of evil.
539
00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:36,311
More like a puddle of [BLEEP].
540
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:38,555
Damn you!
541
00:23:46,789 --> 00:23:50,789
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