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♪ Children, behave ♪
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♪ That's what they say
When we're together ♪
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♪ And watch how you play ♪
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♪ They don't understand ♪
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♪ And so we're
Running just as fast as we can... ♪
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♪ Holding on to one another's hand ♪
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♪ Trying to get away into the night... ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ 'Cause what would they say ♪
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♪ If they ever knew? ♪
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♪ And so we're
Running just as fast as we can... ♪
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♪ And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground... ♪
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♪ I think we're alone now... ♪
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♪ I think we're alone now ♪
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♪ There doesn't seem
To be anyone around... ♪
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Whoo!
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That was so great!
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It was okay.
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I didn't come though.
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But you do usually come, though, right?
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Yeah. I mean, with other guys.
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But not with me?
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Well, this is quite a surprise.
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Who gave you these orgasms, then?
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Tom Baker, Joe Fuchart, Ryan Bailey...
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Okay, I get it. I get it.
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- What did they do different?
- I don't know. Maybe do some research.
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Am I bad at sex?
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♪ Whoa, I feel all right this mornin' ♪
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♪ You ain't nothin' but a hound dog ♪
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♪ Quit snoopin' round my door ♪
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♪ You ain't nothin' but a hound dog ♪
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♪ Quit snoopin' round my door ♪
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♪ You can wag your tail ♪
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♪ But I ain't gonna feed you no more ♪
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- Hello?
- Good morning, darling!
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- Wanted to make sure you didn't sleep in.
- Mm-hmm.
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- You had breakfast yet?
- Mm-hmm.
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Can I please have more
than a one-grunt answer?
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Have you told Jakob yet?
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I'm about to be on-air, sweetheart,
so I'll... We'll talk about that later.
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We have Dr. Jean Milburn here
to talk about her new book,
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Uneducated Nation -
A Sex Education Manifesto for Our Youth.
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She wrote this as a response to
working on campus at Moordale Secondary,
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which got some pretty bad press recently
following a chlamydia outbreak,
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and the performance
of a so-called "sex musical."
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So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book.
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Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude
of the SRE curriculums in schools.
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So I created this easy-to-read manual
to help empower our teenagers,
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and their parents, as they become
sexually active young adults.
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Sounds a bit racy.
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Well, if, by racy,
you mean highly researched
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and completely essential to the health
and well-being of our children,
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then, yes, I suppose it is.
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A lot of people
will be sitting at home thinking,
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"I wasn't taught this stuff, and I..."
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Thanks.
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"Is it really necessary?"
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Hopefully, if people read my book,
they'll understand how...
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They're not still going on
about "Sex School," are they?
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Mm. It's as if no one
in this town's had sex before.
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Okay, thanks for the tea, Joe!
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I better go.
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I don't wanna be late for my first day.
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If you're not gonna finish your tea,
at least take your lunch.
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Oh.
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It's a fancy sandwich. Cheese and ham.
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- Wow.
- Mm.
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Hm. Thank you.
See you later. Have a nice day.
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- Bye.
- Good luck!
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Enough of the yearning looks, you pillock.
Just tell her you like her already.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Nice ride, Aimes.
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Thanks! Mum thinks I'm safer driving
than getting the bus, so here we are.
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Okay.
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Who's this?
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Maeve, that's Steve.
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No, Aimee, the goat.
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Oh! She's our commitment animal.
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Apparently,
pets bring couples closer together.
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We didn't think about who was gonna
look after her when we're at school, so...
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Yeah. Right!
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Whoa! Hey!
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Sorry, love!
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- Aimes?
- You okay?
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- No!
- Yeah.
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Let's try that again, shall we?
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♪ She keeps me right on time ♪
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♪ With the cymbals on the backbeat now ♪
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♪ And I'm not goin' back again ♪
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♪ To the lonely life I used to know... ♪
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Oatcake, what's on your face?
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It's a mustache.
I've been growing it all summer,
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but somebody has been too busy having sex
with their new boyfriend to notice.
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Uh, I was hoping it was a phase.
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And Adam and I aren't having sex sex.
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We're just doing hand jobs and stuff.
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Hand jobs is sex.
Virginity is a construct.
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Yes! Yes, I know!
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But I really want to go all the way!
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What is it you want to say to me?
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I think you need to be careful.
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And I think you need
to make more of an effort with him.
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Okay. Okay, I will.
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Hey, I forgot to tell you.
I saw Maeve the other day.
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Why are you telling me about Maeve?
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- I thought you might wanna know?
- She hasn't responded to my message.
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She's made it abundantly clear
she doesn't want me in her life, so, no.
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I don't need to know
what Maeve is doing anymore.
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Well, I just...
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Oh my God!
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The fuck is that?
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- Adam, you fucking idiot!
- Fuck!
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Whoo! Ha ha!
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All right, New Kid?
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What is that on your face?
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What's Adam Groff doing back?
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I heard his mum bribed the school
to let him back.
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And you know he's gay now, right?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Oatcake, you all right?
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I'm A-okay, Eric. I'm fine. I'm chillaxed!
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To the max!
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Okay then, Mr. Mustache.
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So you guys didn't speak much over summer?
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No. I haven't heard from him
since last term.
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- I always thought you two would make up.
- We're not fighting.
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We're just not friends anymore.
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Why's there a camera crew here?
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You've grown!
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Massive!
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Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, girls!
Why is there a goat on campus?
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She's mine and Steve's commitment animal.
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Right. You didn't think of a hamster?
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Or, um, a terrapin?
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Or a worm farm?
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How's Eugene?
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I mean, long-distance is hard,
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but I think if we play our cards right,
we'll both end up at Oxford.
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Did I tell you he speaks six languages?
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Yes.
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Here are some of the students
currently attendingwhat has been dubbed
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the "Sex School."
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Oh, excuse me, young man,
what can you tell us
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about last year's chlamydia outbreak
on campus?
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Please speak.
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We're live.
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Uh, hi. Hi.
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I'm Eric Effiong.
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And all I can say about the outbreak was
that it was absolutely terrifying.
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We were scared for our lives.
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Do you have an opinion, young man?
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Yes.
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Firstly, it was mass hysteria,
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not a chlamydia outbreak.
Your facts are wrong.
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- Otis, shh! We're on TV.
- Yeah, shut up, Milburn!
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- Are you Dr. Jean Milburn's son?
- Yes. Yes, he is that.
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Are the students of Moordale as depraved
as your mother makes out in her new book?
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I think my mum's book is
an honest insight into teenagers today,
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and people should probably read it
before speculating.
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You should probably read it.
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Probably.
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It's true. I do love an empty school.
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- But it's nice to see the students.
- Priceless.
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I used to teach geography
before I became a headmaster.
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I'm also very experienced
in teaching history and...
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Thanks for coming in, Mr. Groff.
We will consider your application.
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Are you actually going to consider
my application?
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No.
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I'm sorry. The controversy surrounding
Moordale Secondary is too fresh.
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You're also far too experienced
for this role.
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This is the fifth teaching position
that I've applied for,
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and frankly, I'm running out of options.
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It's still a no.
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Got to know how to pony ♪
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♪ Like Bony Maronie ♪
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♪ Mashed potato ♪
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♪ Do the alligator ♪
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♪ Put your hand on your hips, yeah ♪
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♪ Let your backbone slip ♪
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♪ Do the Watusi ♪
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♪ Like my little Lucy ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Good morning, Moordale!
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How is everyone feeling today?
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Really good!
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I am your new head teacher, Mrs. Haddon,
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but you can call me Hope.
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She's cool.
Teachers aren't supposed to be cool.
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The first thing you need to know about me
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is that I used to be sitting
where you are now.
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Literally.
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Yeah, I went to Moordale too.
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- I love her lipstick. It's so bold.
- Mm.
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I've achieved a lot since then.
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Two degrees, teaching positions
at some of the country's top institutions,
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and by 28, I became
the youngest head teacher in the UK.
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But the years I spent in this building
were the best of my life.
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This school not only encouraged me
to excel academically,
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but it truly allowed me
to find my purpose.
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Which is why it's been so hurtful
to read some of the horrible things
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written about Moordale in the press.
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I don't know what went wrong
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or how we ended up here,
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but I do know
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it changes today.
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I can promise you this.
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If you work hard
and you take pride in your school,
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I will get Moordale and your futures
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back on track.
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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- Wow!
- Come on, girl!
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So let me hear you.
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Let's get Moordale...
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Back on track!
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Let's get Moordale...
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- I love her.
- Back on track!
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She's like Joan of Arc, but cooler.
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- Back on track!
- Yes!
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Wow!
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- Thank you all!
- Come on.
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To a great start and a great week. And oh!
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Can Otis Milburn
and Maeve Wiley come to my office, please?
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You get to meet her in the flesh.
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Maeve!
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Hi, Jakob!
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You're looking well.
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Oh, this?
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Funny story.
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You impregnated me.
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Surprise!
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Oh shit.
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Damn it! Shit, shit, shit!
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How come you're back in school?
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I wanna learn some shit, don't I?
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You must be Jackson Marchetti,
famed head boy.
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That would be me.
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Of course. Of course.
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Acting, swimming extraordinaire.
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I'm re-enrolling.
I think I need to take some kind of test.
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Ah, yes, Mr. Groff's son.
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My receptionist has your paperwork.
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Hi, guys. You can go straight in.
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Jackson,
can I get you to come back a bit later?
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It was really lovely to meet you.
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I've heard
a lot about the two of you.
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Sit down.
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Don't worry. You're not in any trouble.
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An on-campus sex clinic for teenagers is
rather entrepreneurial, in my opinion.
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Shows a lot of business savvy.
255
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,920
Is it something you're wanting to pursue?
256
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200
N... no.
257
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,600
No. We don't run the clinic anymore.
258
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,320
We've realized
it wasn't very ethical, and we...
259
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,240
We sort of stopped being friends.
We grew apart.
260
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,880
Oh. That's a shame.
261
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,480
Anyway, I just wanted to say that Moordale
is here to encourage your passions.
262
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,200
It would be great
if you could keep me in the loop
263
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,560
of any further business endeavors
you come up with in the future.
264
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,360
That's it.
265
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,320
Okay.
266
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,720
Thank you.
267
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,840
Oh, Otis...
268
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,040
tell your mum I'm really looking forward
to reading her book.
269
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,680
I will... Yeah. Yeah.
270
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,720
- I thought we were screwed.
- Me too.
271
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,360
- Shit. Well, thank God.
- Yeah.
272
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,040
So why aren't we friends anymore?
273
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,200
Nice beard.
274
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,480
What's your point?
275
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800
Nothing.
276
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,640
We're just in different places.
277
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,000
If that's what you wanna call it.
278
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200
Bye, Otis.
279
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,320
Maeve?
280
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760
Yeah?
281
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,920
It's called a mustache.
282
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400
Yeah, no shit.
283
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,320
- Wait. Did anyone see you coming in?
- No, I was careful.
284
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,440
Okay.
285
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,120
Careful there. Careful there.
286
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720
Okay.
287
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,360
Oh, your aftershave is so cheap.
It turns me on.
288
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,360
Hi, I'm looking for Sex King?
289
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,480
What is the problem, young man?
290
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:37,160
Um, my girlfriend told me
she's never come having sex with me,
291
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,960
but she did used to with other guys.
292
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,200
- What are your measurements?
- What do you mean?
293
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,040
Women need a large penis
in order to come.
294
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,160
A smaller penis could be okay
with the right amount of girth,
295
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,600
but a small dick and no girth
will never please a woman.
296
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,960
I've, uh, never measured.
297
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,680
Come back to me when you do.
298
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,640
I'll need measurements
for width, length, erect, and flaccid.
299
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,160
That'll be 30 pounds, please.
300
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,440
- But you haven't helped.
- Half now, half later?
301
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,800
Kyle?
302
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,400
Milburn! It's only you.
303
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,960
Thought it was the fuzz again.
I'm the Sex King now!
304
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,960
You are no such thing!
305
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,800
You left a gap in the market.
306
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,920
- "Pubes are overrated"?
- Yeah.
307
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,400
"To win the race, come on the face"?
308
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,400
Big-time.
309
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,240
Are you just getting
all your advice from porn?
310
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,360
Look, no offense, mate,
but I've had a lot more sex than you.
311
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,960
Well, I'm going to have to report you
because this is dangerous and it's wrong.
312
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800
Shoot!
313
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,120
What are you doing in here, anyway?
314
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080
Nothing.
315
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,920
Kyle.
316
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,080
Ruby! What are you doing here?
317
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,040
Well, well, well.
318
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,280
Ruby Matthews
is secretly shagging Otis Milburn.
319
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,080
- Kyle...
- People are gonna love this!
320
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,800
Kyle, wait!
Please don't tell anyone about this.
321
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,120
Then you can't tell anyone
about me being the Sex King.
322
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,000
Unless you want everyone to know
about your secret sex affair.
323
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,560
Laters, losers.
324
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680
Well done.
325
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,840
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby, wait!
326
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,680
I... I have to tell somebody.
He could hurt people!
327
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,320
Otis,
328
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,160
do you like having sex with me?
329
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240
Mm.
330
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,720
Do you like it when I touch you?
331
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,680
Would you like it if I were
to suddenly stop touching you forever?
332
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,880
No.
333
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,120
- Then you will keep your mouth shut.
- Mm.
334
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,000
Remember,
five feet behind me at all times.
335
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,800
Someone else is giving out sex advice
on campus.
336
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880
Who?
337
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,400
I can't say.
338
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,720
What do you mean, "You can't say"?
We tell each other everything!
339
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800
You know it stays between me and you.
340
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,440
Okay. Okay, fine.
341
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,160
- It's Kyle.
- Hmm?
342
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,360
He's charging people for advice
and calling himself the Sex King.
343
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,760
Look at my big tits!
344
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,960
- I mean, we have to tell someone.
- We can't.
345
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040
Why not?
346
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Because
347
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,280
if I do, he's gonna tell people
I'm hooking up with Ruby.
348
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,640
Sorry, what?
349
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,520
Look, I haven't told you,
350
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,920
but we've been having casual sex
all over summer.
351
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,920
She wants it to be a secret,
and we haven't seen each other that much.
352
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,120
Are you kidding?
353
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,560
Hey, what's that on your neck?
354
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,680
♪ Everybody dance now... ♪
355
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,960
Oh my God!
356
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,360
What? How? When?
357
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,560
Okay, okay, okay.
358
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,560
So, it was Olivia's party.
359
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,600
You were supposed to come
but decided to watch movies with Adam.
360
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,200
Anyway, I was there on my own.
361
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,560
At first, Ruby ignored me.
362
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720
But then...
363
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,440
♪ Give me the music ♪
364
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,280
♪ The music is my life... ♪
365
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,480
- Milburn!
- Oh!
366
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,720
Oh. Hi, Ruby, what are you?
367
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,680
I'm early 2000s Christina Aguilera.
368
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,440
Very cool. I'm macaroni cheese.
369
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,200
- Shut up and have sex with me.
- What are you sad about tonight?
370
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,440
I'm a teenage girl, Otis. I'm always sad.
371
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,280
Wait. Why were you macaroni cheese?
372
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,360
That's not the point, Eric!
373
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,320
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you before.
374
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,520
I think I'm still figuring it out myself.
375
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,680
You're having casual sex
with the most popular girl in school?
376
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,600
I know!
377
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,640
- I'm so proud of you!
- It's amazing.
378
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,960
- I'm so proud of you!
- And there's no strings.
379
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,600
- So nobody gets hurt.
- Mm.
380
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,200
Wahey! Whoa!
381
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,000
What you gonna do about Kyle?
382
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,640
I guess
it's not my responsibility anymore?
383
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,720
Ow! Oh!
384
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,040
Groff loves penis!
385
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,320
How did the test go?
386
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,320
It does look bad.
387
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,720
You got a problem?
388
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,080
No, Adam. Sorry, Adam.
389
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640
What are you doing?
390
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,480
They... they were talking about me.
391
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,880
But that doesn't mean
you can hurt people, Adam.
392
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,120
No, I... I can't do this again.
393
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,600
What are you all looking at?
394
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,960
Hey, hey, little bro!
395
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,800
How was the, uh, job interview?
396
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,120
Did you smash it?
397
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,000
Yeah, yes, it was great.
Um, I start tomorrow.
398
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,480
Thank fuck!
399
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,960
Hey, tell me something.
400
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,840
What's an average teacher's salary
these days?
401
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,080
You know, ballpark. We were talking
at work, and we haven't got a clue.
402
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,440
- Well, it starts...
- Mm.
403
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,000
Taste that. Go on, it's a protein shake.
404
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,280
How fucking good is that?
405
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,520
Come on! Eh?
406
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,480
Oh shit. You remember James McBride?
He's only gone and bought a yacht.
407
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,480
Now the wife's dropping fucking hints.
408
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,280
Know what the secret
to a happy marriage is?
409
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,840
I'm not really the best person
to answer that, Peter.
410
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,360
Money. Well, that and keeping
the toilet seat down, but
411
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,280
mostly fucking money...
412
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,120
I'm so wired after court today!
I fucking destroyed the defendant.
413
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,240
I mean, I just like...
...dismembered them.
414
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,160
Come on. Quick game of squash, Chub-Chub?
415
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,000
Oink, oink.
416
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,400
Nice day at school?
417
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,880
Yeah, it was all right.
Your book is causing quite the stir.
418
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,520
- Press there and everything.
- Really?
419
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,760
- It's not that controversial.
- I know.
420
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,120
Mm. Wanna watch a movie tonight?
421
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,600
How about When Harry Met Sally...?
422
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,520
Or...
423
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,160
...How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days?
424
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,560
You choose.
425
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,080
I'm going out.
426
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400
Where?
427
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,920
I have homework with Eric.
428
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,280
- I'll be home later.
- Right.
429
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,360
Oh, Otis.
430
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,560
I've got a scan tomorrow.
Will you come with me?
431
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,520
Please?
432
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,560
Sure.
433
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,000
But you have to tell him, Mum.
434
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,040
I will.
435
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,680
Go away, Mum.
436
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,840
You're not wanking, are you?
437
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120
Are you okay?
438
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,240
Do you wanna go and smash some shit?
439
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,240
Or we could talk instead?
440
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
I'm... I'm not good at talking.
441
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,240
When my mum died,
I was angry all the time.
442
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,480
My counselor told me
to take my anger out on a pillow,
443
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,440
so I punched my pillow
every night for months.
444
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,400
But in the end, it turned out that
talking was the only thing that helped.
445
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,560
What happened today?
446
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,240
I... I don't want people
to think I'm a pussy.
447
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,040
- 'Cause you're dating a guy?
- I'm still a man.
448
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,880
Yeah. Of course you're still a man.
449
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,800
But you know,
men don't need to hit things,
450
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,640
and men can date other men.
451
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,680
- You need to tell Eric how you feel.
- I don't...
452
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800
I don't know how.
453
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,120
Well, I think you should try.
454
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,280
Ya pussy!
455
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,480
Can we do the punching pillow thing first?
456
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,480
Absolutely. Bring it here.
457
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,400
So what you have do is
just take a deep breath in.
458
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,976
- Mm-hmm.
- Get yourself all pumped up.
459
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,480
Ah!
460
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,360
Get it.
461
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,280
That's a good effort, Michaela!
462
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,400
Quick shower, then, uh, Quorn Bolognese.
463
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,800
Fucking love Quorn!
464
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,400
Oh God.
465
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,240
I said, don't wear your jacket!
People might recognize you!
466
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,400
It's cold, and we're in the woods.
I'm sure it will be fine.
467
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,840
And the jeans...
468
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,240
Mmm.
469
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760
Thank you.
470
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,200
Yes.
471
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,680
Hello!
472
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,616
Let me get my leg.
473
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,880
Shh.
474
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,600
Okay.
475
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,960
Oh! Ow!
476
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,320
Ow, ow, ow!
477
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,400
- Stop.
- Careful of my hair.
478
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,400
Okay, this isn't working.
Can't we go to your house? Or mine?
479
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,400
Houses are off-limits. It's too risky.
480
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,440
I get that you want us to be a secret,
481
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,080
but it feels like you're embarrassed
to even be seen near me.
482
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,800
I'm a very private person, Otis.
483
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,440
I think you're embarrassed.
484
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,320
Okay, fine. I'm embarrassed!
485
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,120
I am hot and popular,
486
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,760
and you are a badly-dressed stick man
with a creepy mustache.
487
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,680
You said you liked my mustache.
488
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,360
And I was good at sex.
489
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,120
You are good at sex, Otis,
490
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,000
but that doesn't mean
I want to be seen in public with you.
491
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,320
Well, I don't wanna be seen in public
with someone who is mean
492
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,960
and uses people for their good sex skills!
493
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,800
I have more self-respect than that.
494
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,400
We're done.
495
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,400
And we're not done. We're over!
496
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,720
"Over" and "done" mean the same thing!
497
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,000
♪ I think it's time
You brought your face ♪
498
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:35,120
♪ Across the railroad to my place ♪
499
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:40,880
♪ I can't share this whiskey with you
Through the phone ♪
500
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,880
♪ And if we drink enough of it ♪
501
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,840
♪ You might just get me to admit ♪
502
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:56,920
♪ That I never knew
Quite how to be alone... ♪
503
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,080
I know, baby.
504
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,760
Hi, this is Erin. Leave a message.
505
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,400
Hi, Mum, it's Maeve.
506
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Listen, I know you're not speaking to me,
but I really think we should talk.
507
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Call me back?
508
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600
I miss you.
509
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,000
Hey, Maeve.
510
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,880
Can I talk to you about something?
511
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,960
Yeah.
512
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480
What's wrong?
513
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,560
Mum still isn't answering me.
514
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,560
She hates me.
515
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,400
You did the right thing,
and don't forget that.
516
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,880
What do you wanna talk about?
517
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,280
I wanted to talk about the...
518
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
Um...
519
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520
I wanted to talk about...
520
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,480
breakfast.
521
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,960
Raspberry or strawberry jam?
522
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Uh, raspberry.
523
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,920
Well, good news, we've got neither.
524
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,560
Mm. Very good, very good.
I'll be out in a second.
525
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Thanks so much
for coming in again, Jackson.
526
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,640
I basically
just wanted to get to know you a bit,
527
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,200
seeing as we'll be working
closely together.
528
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,920
You know, I was once head girl here.
529
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,120
I get the responsibility.
530
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,720
Yeah, it's fun.
531
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,080
And challenging, I hope.
532
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,920
Hm.
533
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,000
The thing is, I'm really wanting to inject
some proper passion back into this place.
534
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,040
To create an environment
where everyone can excel,
535
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,160
no matter what path
they choose to go down.
536
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840
Hope, the press are here
for your interview.
537
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Thank you. I'll be right there.
538
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,040
I wanted to share with you
the new school values.
539
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,640
I'm excited to hear your feedback
when you get a chance.
540
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,080
Hi!
541
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,920
Oh, and, Jackson,
542
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,080
I'm going to need you to take this role
a bit more seriously than you have been.
543
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,800
I'm not really into
the whole "cool guy" thing
544
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,920
if you know what I mean.
545
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,760
Not really.
546
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,960
You will.
547
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,120
She's nuts.
548
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,200
- Cal, it's PE. Are you coming?
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
549
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,960
- Whoa!
- Hey.
550
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,360
- Oh. Oops.
- Whoa!
551
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,360
I'm... Okay, I'm in your way, obviously.
552
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,960
It's okay.
553
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,120
After you, good human.
554
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,880
- Hey.
- Hey.
555
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,600
I don't like it when I hurt people.
556
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,520
- Then don't.
- Yeah.
557
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,280
I don't know why I do it. I just get so
558
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,240
angry, but...
559
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,320
I wanna change.
560
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,600
Okay.
561
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,080
You're a poofter now, Groff?
562
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,480
Yeah, I am a bit of a poofter now.
563
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,400
Is that all right with you?
564
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,760
Yeah, mate. I think it's cool.
565
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,960
Yeah, congrats, dude.
566
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,240
You don't need to congratulate someone
on being gay.
567
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880
♪ Oh yeah ♪
568
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,400
♪ Oh yeah ♪
569
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,000
♪ Oh yeah ♪
570
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,240
♪ The moon ♪
571
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,400
♪ Beautiful ♪
572
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,320
♪ The sun ♪
573
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,360
♪ Even more beautiful ♪
574
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,000
♪ Oh yeah... ♪
575
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,600
♪ Oh yeah... ♪
576
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,720
Okay. Width, length, flaccid, erect.
577
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,560
Shit. It's not very big, is it?
Come on. Let's get you hard.
578
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,040
Yeah!
579
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,320
Come on!
580
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,680
For the love of God! Come on!
581
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,800
Come on!
582
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,760
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- And you.
583
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,080
We were thinking, I don't know...
584
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Shit!
585
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,760
Strange.
586
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,200
I guess
it's lost property for you.
587
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Fuck.
588
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,760
Dude, why are you naked?
589
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,040
Don't look at my dick!
590
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,600
Hey, Otis. Is it true that you
and Ruby are a thing now?
591
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,000
No. No. Why did you say that?
592
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,360
Everyone's talking about it.
593
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,560
Sex King.
594
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,840
So in the structure,
the double bond causes a kink in the tail.
595
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,080
Uh-huh.
596
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,200
So... Aimee Gibbs!
597
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,480
Sir, I need to take Goat out for a wee.
598
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,800
Right, fine. Go on.
599
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:13,000
See, this is exactly why you shouldn't be
bringing livestock into school.
600
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,360
- My mum's looking after her tomorrow.
- Good.
601
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,120
Okay, this is the only goat
you should be seeing in school.
602
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,560
Uh, it's a goatee.
603
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,040
It's my new look. Hands up who likes it.
604
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,440
Oh God. Oh God.
605
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,760
Do a wee for Mummy.
606
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,816
What the f...
607
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,240
Fatty acids!
608
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,600
- Okay...
- Sir, Dex Thompson's naked!
609
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,800
Oh my God! It's tiny!
610
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,840
Look away!
I don't want you to see my dick!
611
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,840
Fuck!
612
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,840
Penis!
613
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,160
What is happening? Tell me now!
614
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,040
Why are you naked?
615
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,640
Dex?
616
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,416
- I need to borrow this.
- No, not my goat. Not my goat.
617
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,120
- I'll bring it back as soon as I can.
- Don't take her!
618
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,520
- I'll bring it back.
- Please!
619
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,360
- I'm sorry.
- Please!
620
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080
Goat!
621
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,960
I would say I'm here to try
and bring back a sense of community
622
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,480
and family values that...
623
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,600
Is that a dog?
624
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,520
It's a fucking goat.
Film it, for Christ's sake!
625
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,880
What were you saying about family values,
Headmistress?
626
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,680
Would you just excuse me
just one moment? Thank you.
627
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,600
No.
628
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,320
No, no, no!
629
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,120
No, no, no, no!
630
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,560
I think I just lost all my work.
631
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,760
Yeah, the computers are terrible.
Maybe get a laptop.
632
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,880
- Hey. Hey, have you seen Kyle?
- No.
633
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,560
I should never have listened
to the fucking Sex King!
634
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,680
Dex, are you okay?
635
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,040
I should never have listened
to the Sex King.
636
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Who's the Sex King?
637
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,680
Kyle.
638
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,560
Okay, okay, okay.
639
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Hey!
640
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,960
Are you stalking me, woman?
641
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,080
No! No, don't be ridiculous.
642
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,360
I just happened to be driving by
this place where you work.
643
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,360
You've driven past 15 times!
644
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,640
I can see you out the window.
645
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,240
What's going on?
646
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,640
Can we talk?
647
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,840
If you stop being scary.
648
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,040
Yes.
649
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,680
- Are you stepping out?
- Mm-hmm.
650
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,760
Good.
651
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,800
So, Dex,
652
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,080
how did we get here?
653
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,480
I was measuring my penis.
654
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,080
Mm. I told him to do that.
So what're your stats, then?
655
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,240
I was interrupted.
656
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,840
And I don't wanna know.
657
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,240
What if I do have a small penis,
and I can never please a woman?
658
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,600
Maybe you can look at it for me
and tell me if it's small.
659
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,680
- Yeah! Sure.
- No! No! No!
660
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,920
No! No, nobody's inspecting anything
661
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,600
because penis size isn't important.
662
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,280
Only guys with small dicks say that.
663
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,120
Dex, you shouldn't compare
the size of your dick to anyone else's.
664
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,640
It's irrelevant and unhelpful.
665
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,960
You'd also be surprised
666
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,720
how many guys have insecurities
about the size of their penis
667
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,440
and exaggerated views
as to what other male genitals look like.
668
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,080
It's true. I wish mine was straighter.
669
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,720
It sort of bends to the side a bit.
670
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,440
It's... it's wonky, you know?
671
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,520
It's not wonky.
672
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,320
It's unique.
673
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,960
Thanks, Milburn.
674
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,920
That means a lot.
675
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,920
Well, that's very touching.
676
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,440
Dex, why did you say
you'll never please a woman?
677
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,360
He can't make
his girlfriend come during sex.
678
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,000
What kind of sex?
679
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,480
You know, just normal fucking.
680
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:12,040
Okay. Well, most women struggle
to orgasm from penetration alone.
681
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,240
- Really?
- Yeah.
682
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,600
You heard of the clitoris?
683
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,400
Sure.
684
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,160
Might be time to get acquainted with it.
Ask your girlfriend what she likes.
685
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,720
And remember that orgasm
doesn't have to be the main goal of sex.
686
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,440
You can have fun
687
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,200
and be creative.
688
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200
Could you clarify?
689
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,680
You have ten fingers and a tongue, Dex.
690
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,480
Use your imagination.
691
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,560
Wow.
692
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,160
You guys are actually really good
at giving out sex advice.
693
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,200
Maybe keep this on the down-low?
Could be bad for my business.
694
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,600
Hey. I'm going to lost property,
but thanks for the help.
695
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,120
Oh! And, hey, Otis,
I heard about you and Ruby.
696
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,840
Don't know how
you pulled that off, but congrats.
697
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,240
- You and Ruby are a thing.
- Well, we're not anymore.
698
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,240
We were for a bit,
but it was casual, you know?
699
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,360
No feelings.
700
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,680
No feelings. Sounds cool.
701
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Thanks for telling everyone, Kyle.
702
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,640
Well, I didn't tell anyone.
703
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,600
But now everyone knows
about you and Ruby,
704
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,520
guess I can carry on being the Sex King.
705
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,360
Au revoir, loser!
706
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,480
It means
exactly the opposite of that, Kyle!
707
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,640
I didn't know
whether I was going to keep it.
708
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200
I was confused, and
709
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,880
I kept putting it off.
710
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,320
Then I started writing my book.
711
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,960
And I enjoyed every second of that,
and I got immersed.
712
00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:00,200
- How could you keep this from me?
- I wanted to tell you, I did.
713
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,440
I... But the...
714
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,440
the longer I waited, the harder it got.
715
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,480
I'm having a baby?
716
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,440
I don't want you to feel
backed into a corner.
717
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,000
I have decided to keep this baby,
718
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,800
and I feel empowered by that choice, and...
719
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:32,280
I only need you to be involved if you feel
it's something that you would like.
720
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,680
Do you want me to be involved?
721
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,600
Of course I do.
722
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,200
But only if you want to be involved.
723
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,240
I have a scan
724
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,320
tonight at 4:30.
725
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,240
- At Moordale Community Hospital. You...
- Thank you.
726
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,640
I really have to think about this.
727
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,880
- Of course.
- Yeah.
728
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,120
I would say I'm here
729
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,680
to bring back
a sense of community and family values.
730
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,720
- What were you saying about family values?
- Come in.
731
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,840
Would you just excuse me
just one moment? Thank you.
732
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,400
The clinic is still running
in the old toilet block.
733
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,040
Maeve and I have nothing to do with it,
734
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,240
but it's still happening,
and it's dangerous.
735
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,440
Students shouldn't be getting advice
from students,
736
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,480
but they still need help,
737
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,920
so hopefully, you can provide
the right service on campus.
738
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,000
Thank you for telling me, Otis.
739
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,120
Miss Sands, I did type up my essay,
but the school computer broke.
740
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,400
- Can I get an extension?
- Okay. Don't let it happen again.
741
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,160
Oh, uh, Maeve,
have a look at applying for that.
742
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,440
You're the perfect candidate.
743
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,960
Adam, I marked your test this afternoon.
Here's your timetable.
744
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,520
Ah! What set are you in?
745
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,640
Take a guess.
746
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:15,600
Eric. Eric!
Everybody knows about me and Ruby.
747
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,800
Did you tell anyone?
748
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,600
I accidentally told Adam.
749
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
And I told Ola.
750
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,000
- I told Lily.
- And I told everyone.
751
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,720
This was supposed to stay
between me and you!
752
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,440
What are you doing here?
753
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,000
I sold my first painting,
so no beans on toast for us tonight.
754
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,880
We are going out for pizza!
755
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080
Oh, well done.
Always knew you would, genius.
756
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,760
Apparently, you're secretly sleeping
with Otis Milburn.
757
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,040
Ugh! As if.
758
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560
It's true.
759
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,320
No, it's really not.
It's really not.
760
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,320
Mum?
761
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,800
Hi, how are you?
762
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,960
Stop calling me.
763
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,360
- We have a friendly relationship.
- Yeah, but not that friendly.
764
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,520
I didn't come,
but that was so much better!
765
00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:03,160
♪ She walked up to me
And she asked me if I wanted to dance ♪
766
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,560
♪ She looked kind of nice... ♪
767
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,000
So now everyone knows anyway,
768
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,320
I was thinking
we could keep seeing each other?
769
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120
You know,
because I like having sex with you.
770
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,880
No more cars or toilets?
771
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,720
No, no more cars or toilets.
772
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,880
♪ And then she kissed me ♪
773
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:35,720
♪ She kissed me in a way
That I've never been kissed before... ♪
774
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,360
♪ She kissed me in a way ♪
775
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:46,160
♪ That I want to be kissed forever more... ♪
776
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,480
- Thanks for the tip, Otis.
- Did you tell her to do this?
777
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,080
It needed to end.
778
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,560
So it's really done, then.
779
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,720
Yeah, it really is.
780
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,560
♪ I didn't know just what to do ♪
781
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,760
♪ So I whispered, "I love you" ♪
782
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,600
♪ I love you ♪
783
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:40,120
♪ She walked up to me
And she asked me if I wanted to dance ♪
784
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:48,360
♪ She looked kind of nice
So I thought that I must take a chance ♪
785
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,520
♪ And when we danced, I held her tight ♪
786
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,520
♪ And when I walked her home that night ♪
787
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,200
♪ All the stars were shining bright ♪
788
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,640
♪ And then she kissed me ♪
789
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,880
♪ I didn't know just what to do ♪
790
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,000
♪ And so I whispered, "I love you" ♪
791
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,680
♪ I love you ♪
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