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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,120 Previously on Roswell. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,360 Sometimes you have to take a step back to see what's going on. 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,840 And I can't keep pretending that I'm normal. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,800 Max, I know you think that... that we shouldn't be together... 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,040 and maybe you're right, but you made me a part of this. 6 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:18,600 - What does this mean? - That he's back. Nasedo's here. 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:23,960 This guy's been leaving carnage all over the Southwest for the past 40 years. 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,880 I think the one we've been looking for has killed people. 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,160 A lot of people. 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,480 Oh, man, am I gonna kick some ass at these auditions. 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,400 Do you guys sound as good plugged in? 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,840 Just you wait, little ladies, until you see my band open up at the... 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,040 you know, the blind date concert this Friday. 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,840 You know, you need a better name. 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,840 Oh, come on. What's wrong with the Whits? 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,200 Just an "S" away from what you really are. 17 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,400 - That's funny. That's funny. 18 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,840 Ooh! Shush. 19 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,320 To the winner of the KROZ blind valentine dream date. 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,560 An evening of fantasy and romance for one lucky listener that ends... 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,520 in the most exciting concert of the year. 22 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,000 An intimate club date with a mystery band that'll put this town on the map... 23 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,880 This is so stupid. Like anyone would want to go out... 24 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,000 with someone a radio station picks out for you. 25 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,600 - No, I thought it was romantic. - You would. 26 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,560 We're ready to crown our winner here at one of our finer local establishments... 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,000 the Crashdown Café! 28 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:26,480 Looking for our new Queen of Hearts... Miss Liz Parker. 29 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,240 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You won! 30 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,520 - No, I didn't even enter, Maria. - I entered for us. 31 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,280 - This is so exciting. - Congratulations, Liz Parker. 32 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,520 Your life is about to change because... 33 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,040 we're gonna find you that dream man you've been searching for. 34 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,480 Hey, what's running through your mind right now, Liz? 35 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,800 Oh, um, yeah, yeah, nothing I can say on live radio. 36 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,560 Okay, maybe nobody's even heard about it. 37 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,480 I don't know what the problem is. This could be big. 38 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,040 Your dream guy. Tailor-made. The human version. 39 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,320 Okay, embarrassing, humiliating, mortifying. 40 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,360 I don't know. Choose your S.A.T. Word. 41 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,120 I am not forgiving you for a very, very long time. 42 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,760 What is wrong with a normal date with a normal guy for once? 43 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,600 Look, it's not like Max has changed his mind or anything. 44 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,720 He dumped you. 45 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,800 Think about it. That's all I'm saying. 46 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,520 - Oh, hey, Alex! - Oh, hey, what's up? 47 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,320 You lost the singer to your band? What happened to Wendy Lavely? 48 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,720 Uh, she got mono from Peter Gulla. 49 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,480 - Ew. - She's lucky that's all she got. 50 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:14,280 Oh, we have to find somebody before these auditions tomorrow, otherwise we're screwed. 51 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,120 Alex, Alex begging is so unbecoming. 52 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,160 - What? - I'll do it. I'll do it. 53 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,160 Anyway, I'm so much better than that prima donna. 54 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,520 So, when should we rehearse? 55 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,200 No, no. We're really looking for somebody... 56 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,000 with professional experience, so... 57 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,760 Excuse me, Wednesday nights at the Pizza Pan. 58 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,640 - Will you tell him? - Oh, yeah. She is so good at karaoke. 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,000 Maybe, but we play real music. 60 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,800 Oh. So, I'm not good enough for you, is what... 61 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,480 Oh, no. No, I'm sure you're very good at the karaoke, but... 62 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,040 Just not for you? 63 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,640 All right. Stop by the garage this afternoon, okay? 64 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,240 Great. I'll see you at 4:00, and I'll bring my charts. 65 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,200 Yeah, your charts. 66 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,760 There she is.! This is so incredible.! I can't believe you got picked for the blind date. 67 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,200 Evans. 68 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,320 - I know your pain, man. - I'm just fine, Kyle. 69 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,280 I was in denial in the beginning, too. 70 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,760 I mean, one minute she's telling me I'm the only one. 71 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,760 Next, she's making goo-goo eyes at you. 72 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:27,120 I can't deny it hurt. All breakups do, huh? 73 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,480 We didn't break up, Kyle. 74 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,720 Max, Max, Max, don't lie to yourself like this. 75 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,520 We didn't break up because we were never together. 76 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,760 She really did a number on you, didn't she? 77 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,400 But I've come to realize that's her pattern, her M.O. She's a man-eater. 78 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,800 And I pity the fool that radio station fixes her up with, 'cause... 79 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,000 she's gonna fall in love, and then the hunger begins all over again. 80 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,920 See ya. 81 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:12,120 Hmm. Wow. That wasn't bad.! Wow. The tempo kinda lagged there in the end. 82 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,960 And I would definitely turn the reverb down on the bass, but not bad! 83 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,640 - Who the hell is she? - Guys, Maria. Maria, the guys. 84 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,800 - Nicky on lead guitar. Chris on drums. - Hi. 85 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,080 - Markos on rhythm. - Here you go. 86 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,000 - Yeah. These are, uh, my songs. - We do our own stuff. 87 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,960 I mean, you guys wanna win this thing, right? 88 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,880 And who is judging it? A radio station. 89 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,960 And what songs do radio stations like? They like the famous songs. 90 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,360 You know, the songs they play over and over and over again. 91 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,840 These are... These are pop songs. 92 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,440 We're sort of an alternative to that. 93 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,680 Well, you're not the alternative they're gonna choose. 94 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,160 - We don't even know if you can sing. 95 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,960 - Gimme an E-flat. - Whoa-ho! 96 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,440 All right, look. We know the cave painting is a map. 97 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,560 Michael, we don't know anything. 98 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,400 I feel it, okay? I mean, it was clear in my hallucination. 99 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,000 Hallucination would be the key word there. 100 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,840 Let him talk, Max. What's wrong with you today? 101 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,680 Why would you invest yourself in something you know isn't going to work out? 102 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,600 Don't bring your personal problems into this, Maxwell. It's too important. 103 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,520 I'm talking about the search you're on. 104 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,120 Trying to find someone who could possibly hurt us if we find them. 105 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,080 The fourth alien is not a killer. He's one of us. 106 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,080 You heard Hubble tell us about the other victims. About the handprints... 107 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:39,520 No, I heard a crazy man. Tell him. Tell him we gotta find this guy. 108 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,320 Fine. Both of you sit here with your cherry colas and your high school fantasies. 109 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,640 I'm going to find him. 110 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,760 You can't treat him that way, Max. 111 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,520 What am I supposed to do? Encourage him to track down a murderer? 112 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,160 We don't know what is and isn't true yet. 113 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,760 Michael needs his hope. It's the only thing that keeps him going. 114 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,160 What about you? 115 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,680 You know, I don't know who I'd be if I had spent the last 50 years on my own. 116 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,560 If you were Nasedo, wouldn't you want us to at least hear you out? 117 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,680 It's a mistake, Isabel. 118 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,880 Maybe. 119 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,240 But you're never gonna convince him of that without some proof. 120 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,800 And now it's time to check in with our Valentine's Day dream girl. 121 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,960 We're comin' to you live from the Crashdown Café, where it's blind date quiz time... 122 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,440 with Roswell's most eligible bachelorette, Liz Parker! 123 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,120 - Oh, my God, you're on. Hold on a second. - No, no, Maria. 124 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,560 - Hmm? - It's radio. 125 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,040 Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. 126 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,320 And may I just say to our listeners they are missing... 127 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,240 a sweet soda shop treat by not being here to see... 128 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,240 what a knockout you really are, Liz. 129 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,600 - Even with the antennas. - Thank you. 130 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,600 You mean to tell me you don't already have a boyfriend? 131 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,800 Um, no, not right now. 132 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,240 Well, whoever let you get away is gonna be kickin' himself... 133 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,960 when you're out with your dream date on Friday night. 134 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,080 Now answer some questions for me now, Liz. 135 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,520 - Do you like blonds or brunettes? - Uh, brunettes. 136 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,800 Okay. Hometown boys or out-of-towners? 137 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:23,280 Well, um, hometown boys are okay, but... 138 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,600 I hear the sound of broken hearts all over Roswell. 139 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,200 - Brainiac or class clown? - Yeah, I'm not into clowns. 140 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,200 Open books or challenges? 141 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,040 Yeah, I guess I'm always up for a challenge. 142 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,920 It sounds like we've gotta find you a serious, dark-haired, mystery man... 143 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,840 from an exotic place by Friday night! 144 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,360 Is Liz Parker's Mr. Right listening out there? 145 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,440 So what'd you think? 146 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,000 What was that one called again? 147 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,880 - "Love Kills. " - Wasn't that the first one you played? 148 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,760 No, that was "Hurt By Love. " 149 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,240 No vocalist, huh? Just you guys? 150 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,520 Well, we're waiting for her. I mean, she should be here any second now. 151 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Why don't we go through another one until she gets here? 152 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,400 You know what? We have two other bands to see by 5:00. 153 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,760 I'm here! I'm here! I'm so sorry. Liz was getting interviewed. 154 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,720 Oh, my God, you guys waited. Thank you so much. 155 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,840 I'm... I'm Maria DeLuca. This is my band. 156 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,400 Um, oh, one second. 157 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,960 I think she's cute. 158 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,840 Well, look, this is my band, okay? 159 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,320 Look, Alex, all right? It's all about personality, okay? 160 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,040 And you guys just play the music, and I'll take care of the rest, okay? 161 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,440 Okay! We've got time for one more. 162 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,000 Okay. Um, hey, guys, the one we did yesterday, guys? 163 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,240 - What are we looking at? 164 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,680 Oh, my God, I... I thought you were one of them. 165 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,640 One of who? 166 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:21,480 A serious, dark-haired mystery man from exotic locations. 167 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,320 What am I gonna do? 168 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,640 You're gonna get some phone numbers is what you're gonna do. 169 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,560 Maria, look, this is serious, okay? 170 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,200 This contest has completely taken over my life. 171 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,800 Okay, have you thought about Max today? 172 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:37,000 No, I... I haven't really had any time. 173 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:41,440 Mission accomplished. Besides, it's gonna be over after the concert tonight, okay? 174 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,320 Let's talk about clothes. I just spent two hours and 50 bucks at the thrift shop. 175 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,480 - What do you think? - I thought you already had an outfit. 176 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,160 - No, this is for the guys. - I think they like to dress themselves, Maria. 177 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,120 That's the whole problem. They have, like, no style. 178 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:58,400 We have very specific style. It's called normal, not thrift shop freak. 179 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,640 Your answering machine's fixed. It just needed to be reset after the hundredth call. 180 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,000 There are a lot of desperate guys out there. 181 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,040 Alex, I really don't want to go on stage with you guys looking like high school geeks. 182 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,440 We are high school geeks, and we like it like that. 183 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,840 So, please stop trying to take control over it, okay? 184 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,800 Well, you know, if it hadn't been for me, you guys wouldn't have gotten the gig, so... 185 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:20,400 Okay. Then you wanna know what? We'll just cancel the whole thing. 186 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,800 Okay, you guys, just time-out, all right? 187 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,640 This is, like, your big break, you know? Opening for Smashmouth. 188 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,520 Wait, the mystery band is Smashmouth? Did the radio station tell you that? 189 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,200 No, no. I am sorry. I was just guessing. 190 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,160 - 'Cause I thought it was gonna be Oasis. - Barenaked Ladies. Five bucks. 191 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,120 Oh, you guys, the point is here... 192 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,720 why don't you guys just, I don't know, like, be yourselves? 193 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,160 Alex, do one of Maria's songs... 194 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,120 and then, Maria, then you do one of the band's songs. 195 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,440 And why don't you two just be thankful that you're not me... 196 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,360 sitting out there with a blind date... 197 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,320 while the entire town is, like, staring at us? 198 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,160 Come in. 199 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,920 - Hey. - What are you doing? 200 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,480 I think I've figured it out. I can read the map. I wanna show you. 201 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,040 But what about the concert? Alex got us tickets. 202 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,920 Well, it's either the concert or discovering where we come from. 203 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,200 - Well, what about Max? Shouldn't we... - What about Max? 204 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,160 Last I heard, he didn't seem interested, remember? 205 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,800 He's just worried, Michael. He's worried about you. 206 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,280 The only father I need is the one waiting for us to find him. 207 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,720 Come on. Let's go. 208 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,040 What are you doing here, Max? 209 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,400 I couldn't just let you find another guy. 210 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,560 I love you, Liz. 211 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,600 I'll always love you. 212 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,160 Get your butt down there, girl. True love awaits. 213 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,680 And now the moment we've all been waiting for. 214 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,160 Liz Parker, meet your dream come true. 215 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,080 Doug Shellow.! 216 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,040 Doug's a freshman at the University of New Mexico... 217 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,600 who studies ancient languages and hopes one day to be an archaeologist. 218 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,040 Ajob, Liz, that will take him to exotic locations... 219 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,160 all over the globe, uncovering mysterious, lost civilizations. 220 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,640 And just look at that thick, luxurious head of brown hair. Go ahead, Liz. 221 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,800 Come on, Liz, I know you want to! 222 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,440 Just run your fingers through it, just once! 223 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,360 Come on, he won't bite you. 224 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,600 - Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 225 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,640 And now it's off for a romantic dinner for two at Chez Pierre... 226 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:43,040 where we leave off and I'amour does the rest. 227 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,480 Evans.! Max Evans.! 228 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,720 - You in there? 229 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,880 - Kyle? - Evans! Evans! 230 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,600 We're a little drunk. 231 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,360 Well, then, you better be quiet before the neighbors call the police. 232 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,320 Boys, you listen to my friend Max. He knows how to evade the law. 233 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,560 - What do you want? - I thought it was time to bury the old hatchet. 234 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,360 You know, put the past behind us? Maybe go catch a concert. 235 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,800 - I'm not interested. - Oh, come on. 236 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,720 You know you want to see this guy just as much as I do. 237 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,360 You shouldn't be driving. 238 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,360 You're right. We're all intoxicated. 239 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,240 That's against the law. You're gonna have to do the honors... 240 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,680 or we'll have to spend the night right here on your lawn. 241 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,480 My salmon's delicious. How's your filet? 242 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,640 Oh, it's um... it's really tender. 243 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,040 She says the steak is tender. 244 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,200 - Would you mind passing the salt? - Sure. 245 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,400 But apparently not salty enough. 246 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,320 Thank you. 247 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,520 Um... 248 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,120 You know, maybe we shouldn't talk. 249 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,640 I understand. 250 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,160 I'm sorry. I just wanted to have a normal date. 251 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,080 You did? 252 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,560 Well, they're whispering already. Excellent sign. 253 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,600 The girls in the archaeology department are nice and all... 254 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,200 but they're just so... serious. 255 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,120 It's like they're on a personal quest... 256 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,520 to uncover some ancient secret 24 hours a day. 257 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,480 Kinda takes over, you know? 258 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,120 Yeah, I-I know. 259 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,360 You're different. I like that. 260 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,480 Thank you. 261 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,120 Um... 262 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,880 I was actually hoping... 263 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,040 for a normal date myself. 264 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,600 Well, maybe tonight's the night. 265 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,200 Love is in the air. Can you smell it? 266 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,800 I think our new valentines, Liz and Doug... 267 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,840 - look like they're ready for dessert. 268 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,320 You can walk to the club from here. 269 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,280 I'll give you your keys in the morning. 270 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,320 Oh, wait, wait, wait. You can't... You can't leave now. 271 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,440 You can't leave now. It's just about to get interesting. 272 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,360 Usually this doesn't happen till the end of the evening... 273 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,800 but how about letting us in on that first kiss, right now? 274 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,960 Come on, Doug. Just like we practiced. 275 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,080 Sorry about that. Out the back, through the kitchen on three. They'll never catch us. 276 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,400 Two... three. 277 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,360 Hey.! Hey.! 278 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,040 I gotta help you out here. 279 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,280 Try this. 280 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,320 - I don't drink. - Just... Just take a sip. 281 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,280 - I said I don't drink. - Just one sip. One sip. 282 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,200 What's it gonna do? Kill you? 283 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,840 No. No, it's gonna calm you down, man. 284 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,520 It's gonna, just, you know, take the sting away. 285 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,400 Just... try it. 286 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,760 Just trust me, nothin' bad's gonna happen. 287 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,680 - Do you feel dizzy? - My tongue... 288 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:37,920 - feels very... heavy. 289 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,640 You really don't drink, do you? 290 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,720 Never. 291 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,920 You, my friend, are drunk. 292 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,880 How much did you chug? 293 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,440 This much. 294 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,040 What a wussy! 295 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,160 Did you just call me a wussy? 296 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,280 I believe I did. 297 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,440 Do you see that mailbox? 298 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,400 I'll beat you to it. 299 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,560 - On your mark... go! 300 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,840 Get... You said... You skipped "get set. " 301 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,120 Faster! 302 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,640 Max, where are you? 303 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,120 Evans. Evans! 304 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,320 Evans? 305 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,200 I think this is the closest you've ever come to the library, Michael. 306 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,560 It means something, Isabel. It's right here on the map. Look. 307 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,160 This is the constellation I saw in my dream. 308 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,640 It's Aries, the Ram. I looked it up. 309 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,360 And this is the symbol Nasedo left us at the cave. 310 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,640 If you take a map of Roswell and position it properly when Aries is directly overhead... 311 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,960 which is in April, by the way... all the rest of these symbols take on locations. 312 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,200 And this one's right here at the library. 313 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,240 How'd you know how to do all that, Michael? 314 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,520 I just knew. 315 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,480 I don't think we should be doing this. 316 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,680 Isabel, he sent us a signal. 317 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,520 We gotta send him one back. This is how we're gonna find him. 318 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,960 Yeah, but what if he's... 319 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,280 What if he's a killer? 320 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,720 There's only one way to find out. 321 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,720 Evans! 322 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,120 I know you're here somewhere. 323 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,120 You weren't that far ahead of me. 324 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,400 Here, Maxie, Maxie, Maxie! 325 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,720 I wanna thank you, Kyle... 326 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,040 for giving me a new outlook on things. 327 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,840 How the hell did you get up there? 328 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,520 I used the ladder. 329 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,440 There is no ladder. 330 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,480 Well, yeah, now. 331 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,200 Whatever. Get down before you break your neck. 332 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,640 Everybody blames me for getting you trashed. 333 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,120 Maybe getting you drunk wasn't such a good idea. 334 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,160 - No, no, you were right. - I was? 335 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,840 Yeah. All the stuff you said... about me, about Liz. 336 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:04,120 I've been keeping all this stuff inside. 337 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,720 Not confronting the horrible, ugly truth of it all. 338 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,360 I've been hiding for years, Kyle. 339 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,120 Years. 340 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,800 But it's time the real Max comes out. 341 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,560 He wouldn't be gay, by any chance, would he? 342 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,240 You're funny, Kyle. You're really funny. 343 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,560 No matter how much of a jackass you're being... 344 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,600 - you always know how to turn a phrase. - You think I'm a jackass? 345 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,440 Yeah, see? See? Secret-keeper Max would never say that to your face. 346 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,480 But the real Max... he'll tell you everything he thinks. 347 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,960 No inhibitions. You should try it. 348 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,040 Okay, so let's be brutally honest with each other here, shall we? 349 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,160 You and Liz are in love. 350 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,680 No flies on you, Kyle. 351 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,760 Okay, so then why aren't you together? 352 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,320 The problem is that I'm a serious... 353 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,960 dark-haired mystery man from an exotic place. 354 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,840 But that's exactly what she wants. 355 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,440 Women. 356 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,880 Yeah. Go figure. 357 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,920 We're a couple of big, fat losers, Evans. 358 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,840 Well, that's a little harsh, don't you think? 359 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,760 A little harsh, but true. 360 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,120 I mean, the point is we've let ourselves sink. 361 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,080 I mean, look at us. We're beaten. 362 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,920 - Not unless we give up. - Well, in case you haven't noticed... 363 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,880 we're here in the gutter, while she's off smooching with dogboy. 364 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,360 - We're gonna win her back. - We are? 365 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,280 We're gonna show her how we feel about her... 366 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,400 and she's gonna forget all about Mr. Shallow and come back to us. 367 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,120 - Shellow. - Come on! 368 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,560 Well, how do we split her up, exactly? 369 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,160 Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays? 370 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,040 Ah, I think we're safe for now. 371 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,320 This is probably the last place they'd look for us tonight. 372 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,960 Yeah, it's not exactly Chez Pierre. 373 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,240 It's perfect. This is just what I wanted to do tonight. 374 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,160 Get to know the real you. I mean, how much more normal can you get? 375 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,160 I, um... 376 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,080 I guess that's sort of a contradiction in terms. 377 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,720 You know, being normal in Roswell. 378 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,480 Hmm. No wonder you entered the contest. 379 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,480 I mean, who are you gonna find in a town like this, anyway? An alien? 380 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,800 - - So, what's good here? 381 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,720 Besides the waitresses. 382 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,400 Oh, um... 383 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,680 You know, I don't... I don't want to miss the concert. 384 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,480 My friends are playing, and I'd just really like to go see it. 385 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,360 Yeah, we have an hour before it starts. 386 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,160 Besides, I wanted you all to myself. 387 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,280 The Foo Fighters. That would be awesome. 388 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,280 No, not a chance. They're too big for Roswell. 389 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,720 There she is, our future Celine Dion. 390 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,280 I like to think of myself as more of an Alanis, but... 391 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,440 Maria, this is Matt Walden from the record company. He's scouting fresh talent. 392 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,320 Hey, Maria. I'm really looking forward to seeing your band. 393 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,560 - Oh. - It's my band. 394 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,480 Um, you've come... you've come to see us? 395 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,760 - We'll talk after the show. - Okay. 396 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,680 Good luck. 397 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,800 - This is vandalism. - It's not like we can't clean it up. 398 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,560 Are you sure about this? 399 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,560 More sure than I've ever been about anything in my life. 400 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,960 I just don't want you to get hurt, Michael. 401 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,480 Isabel, I told you Max is wrong. Nasedo's the only one we have. 402 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,640 We still have each other. Isn't that enough? 403 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,960 I'm just... I'm just afraid... 404 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 that you won't find what you're looking for. 405 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,920 Or that maybe you will and you won't need Max or me anymore. 406 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,320 That's not possible, okay? 407 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,520 It's a symbol of my love. 408 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,640 This is where I blew it with her... 409 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,120 so this is where I'm gonna make things right. 410 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,680 Done. 411 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,720 Nice. Nice. 412 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,960 Girls always like that meaningful stuff. 413 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,360 I suck at that. 414 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,600 So tell me the truth... 415 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,520 does it really get you farther? 416 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,120 What do you mean? 417 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,240 You know, farther. 418 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,080 All right, listen, I'll tell you if you tell me. 419 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,040 How far did you and Liz get? 420 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,440 We saw into each other's souls. 421 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,200 How about you? 422 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,920 Second base. 423 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,520 Well, we can't win them all. Come on, let's go. 424 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,600 Wait, wait, wait. We can't leave now. 425 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,920 Why not? 426 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,120 Well, look where we are. Liz's bedroom. 427 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,040 It's Mecca. 428 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,640 So, once I got my scores back... 429 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,840 I knew I could pretty much apply to any archaeology program I wanted. 430 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,760 So I chose U.N.M. How about you? 431 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,680 - Where are you thinking about going? - Oh, somewhere fast. 432 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,640 It's the KROZ van. They found us. 433 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,000 Top drawer. Always lingerie. 434 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,560 Dare I? 435 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,440 The secrets of femininity, so close. 436 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,000 Who knows what I may discover? 437 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,360 Kyle, what are you doing... Max. 438 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,320 Now, Liz, before you jump to any conclusion... 439 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,600 I think you ought to know that we are really... 440 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,560 really drunk. 441 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:48,120 - Who are these guys? - The exes. The rejects. 442 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,560 Actually, if you must know... 443 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,760 we're here to win her back. 444 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,000 Kyle, what did you do to him? 445 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,720 Now don't you go and tell her anything I've been talking about tonight. 446 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,040 - It's private. - Oh, your secret's safe with me, pal. 447 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,120 Um, look, um... 448 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,800 Kyle, anything that Max has told you... 449 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,680 or anything you've seen him do tonight, is a lie. 450 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,880 'Cause Max, um, he has this problem. 451 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,480 He... When he's drunk, he sort of has a tendency to make things up. 452 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,960 Right, Max? 453 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,120 But this is the first time I've ever been drunk. 454 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,160 Would you two just excuse us, please, for one second? 455 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,680 - No, this is supposed to be... - This is none of your business, Shallow. 456 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,760 You're looking at 160 pounds... 457 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,960 of varsity Greco-Roman wrestler who's gonna keep it that way. 458 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,040 - Yeah. - No. 459 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,120 Okay, Max, look, we just gotta get you somewhere safe until you sober up. 460 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,520 - I don't think that's gonna happen. - Why not? 461 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,520 All I had was one little sip... 462 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,000 And it's not wearing off. 463 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,240 Oh. 464 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,640 You like it? 465 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,480 I said sit down, dogboy. 466 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,400 Liz, what's going on out there? 467 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,200 - I can't hold him back much longer. - I knew it, people. 468 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,760 Doug's already maneuvered his way into the bedroom with... 469 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,240 Another guy? 470 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,320 This is... This is about the wackiest thing I've seen in a long time. 471 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,320 Doug in the bedroom with another guy... 472 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,920 while another dark-haired mystery man... 473 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,400 steals Liz away into the night. 474 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,720 Wait a minute. What's this? 475 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,600 Ladies and gentlemen, who is M. E... 476 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,200 and what has he done with our dream girl? 477 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,840 What... What's your problem, Maria? 478 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,080 I'm just... I'm just a little nervous. 479 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,800 Are you nervous, too? 480 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,000 No. If you do this long enough, it kind of gives you a buzz. 481 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,720 Max! Max, please. We have to stop. Please, we have to stop. 482 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,640 Let's just keep running, you and me... 483 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,560 away from here, away from everything. 484 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,680 I see everything so clearly now. 485 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,920 We'll go someplace where no one knows us. 486 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,040 As long as we're together, nothing else matters. 487 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,720 You're drunk. Nothing that you're saying is true. 488 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,760 It's all true, Liz. 489 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,480 It's how I really feel. 490 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,320 It's all just magic when I think about you. 491 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,880 Max, turn it off. Anyone can see. 492 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,840 And when I'm not with you... 493 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,640 I go crazy. 494 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,720 Max. 495 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,200 When you're here... 496 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,600 Oh, Max. Please, you... 497 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,480 You're my dream girl, Liz. 498 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,160 And what if I believe you tonight? 499 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,600 Then we live happily ever after. 500 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,840 And then what about tomorrow? 501 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,520 When you go back to realizing who you really are... 502 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,000 and all of your fantasies go away. 503 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,520 I'll still have you. 504 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,720 This can never be normal, Max. 505 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,520 What's so great about normal? 506 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,040 We can't just leave this here. 507 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,920 I know. Can you... 508 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,680 You think I'm stupid, don't you? 509 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,200 No. Not stupid. 510 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,520 Just forget it. He's not gonna come. 511 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,040 - Maybe not tonight. - No, not ever. 512 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,520 No one ever comes for me. 513 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,000 I will. 514 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,120 Whenever you need me. 515 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,360 Yeah, hi, um, we need a taxi, please. 516 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,920 - Stay. - Staying. 517 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,040 Oh, uh, okay, let me just look. 518 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:28,600 Um, I think... I think it's Citrus, uh... 519 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,360 Hey! 520 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,440 Here we are! Hey, we need a ride. Over here. 521 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,200 Put your hands together for the Whits.! 522 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,560 - Uh, go to the feed. 523 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,720 - What are you doing? - I'm hyperventilating. 524 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,920 Well, you gotta go back out there. 525 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,560 No, I cannot go back out there. I just saw that crowd... 526 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,480 and I realized that I have never stood in front of a crowd like that. 527 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,880 Let alone sung in front of a crowd like that, Alex. 528 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,080 - You can do this. Okay? Yes, you can. - No. 529 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,000 Look at this outfit. Who did I think I was in this outfit? 530 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,120 You just need to go back out there and just be yourself. Okay? 531 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,160 Myself? I'm a waitress. 532 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,480 The band isn't coming. The drummer got arrested... 533 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,800 for disorderly conduct at the Albuquerque airport. 534 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,200 It's always the drummers, isn't it? 535 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,440 You're the only entertainment we've got. 536 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,480 We're back live on KROZ from the strangest blind date I've ever been on. 537 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,560 As I enter the club with Liz Parker, her dream man, Doug Shellow... 538 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,200 and not one but two of her ex-boyfriends. 539 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,280 - Lyle... And Max. - Kyle. 540 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,640 I can't control them. You guys have got to help me. Please? 541 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,560 I think you'd look better as a blond. 542 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,320 Um, you know I think I just better get him home. 543 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,360 Well, hey, hold on there, dream girl. 544 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,840 You're not gonna get off so easy. I mean, look at these guys. 545 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,600 You got 'em hanging on by a string, and I think you owe it to them... 546 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:16,000 and the KROZ listeners, to choose your valentine here and now. 547 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,960 Will it be Doug, the dream man we chose for you... 548 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,960 - the ex-boyfriend, Lyle... - Kyle. 549 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,080 Or Max, who kidnapped you and vandalized your home? 550 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,280 What do you have to say for yourselves, men? 551 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,120 I thought you just wanted a normal date. 552 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,000 Okay, go for it, Kyle. 553 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,920 Hey, I'm just happy to be nominated. 554 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,120 - And I think I'm gonna puke. 555 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,080 All right. Well, convince her, Max. 556 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,320 Looks like we've found our winner. 557 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,000 I'm sorry. I don't know what I... 558 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,120 I'm sorry. 559 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200 We have to do something. 560 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,840 Someone wanna clue me in here? 561 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,080 Wait, Max. Max. 562 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,760 Did you really mean everything that you said when we were alone tonight? 563 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,000 I don't remember. 564 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,120 What did I say? 565 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,920 I didn't mean to ruin your night. 566 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,160 You didn't. 43387

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