Original subtitles

(illuminated music)

(pleasant music)

Well here I am, little ones.

Bet you thought I'd forgotten ya.

No sirree.

(dinosaur croaks)

Sure, I'll take care of the place, I said,

Love to.

Water the plants?

Think nothing of it.

(dinosaur croaks)

(gentle music)

Look after your pets, you say?

Huh.

What kind of pets we talking about?

Oh, they're real smart, are they?

They do anything to get to the raisins in the barn, huh?

Well don't you worry, they won't outsmart me.

No sirree.

Well look who's here.

(dinosaur squeaks)

I bet my little girl's hungry, huh? (laughs)

Now (laughs) you've knocked off my glasses.

(dinosaur squeaks)

(flying dinosaur caws)

Okay guys, this isn't funny.

What'd you do with my glasses?

(door creaking)

Come on now, I've got work to do.

Oh, there they are, thank goodness.

Boy you guys sure know how to wear a man down, don't you?

Well, you got enough kibble to last you for a while.

See ya.

(perky music)

(dinosaurs squeaking)

(flying dinosaur cawing)

(munching) (dinosaurs croaking)

[Laborer] Come on, we're running late.

(squishing) (dinosaurs croaking)

[Laborer] All right, let's go, let's load em up.

(troubled music)

(dinosaur roars)

(curious music)

(moves into mysterious music)

There you go, my little one.

Drink it all up

so you grow up big and strong like your papa. (laughs)

(shadowy music)

God help us, he has returned!

(uncertain music)

Welcome home.

(worried music)

(Brendan laughs)

(gentle music)

Ivan?

Hey Ivan?

Where is everybody?

Ivan?

(mischievous music)

Are you thirsty, my pretty babies?

Why yes, Ivan, we're parched.

Well then,

wake up, little ones.

(Ivan screams) (Brendan laughs)

Stop it, please stop!

Stop, stop, oh!

(crashing)

(Brendan laughs)

There you are, Ivan.

It's nice to see you again.

(speaking in a foreign language)

♪ I chopped the chicken

♪ But I did not kill the broccoli ♪

♪ I chopped the chicken

♪ But I did not kill the broccoli ♪

Hello?

Ah.

Is anybody here?

Mr. Hiro?

Mr. Hiro, where are you?

Mr. Hiro?

(clicking)

Ha, Mr. Hiro no fool around here. (laughs)

(blasting music) (Mr. Hiro screams)

(Brendan laughs)

Why'd you turn that up?

I'll kill you!

(Mr. Hiro grunts)

(foreboding music)

There you are, child.

Perhaps you can get away with that atrocious behavior

at that boarding school,

but not here, boy.

You're going to learn some manners this summer.

Mr. Hiro, get back to work.

Ivan, dry off.

You're dripping on the marble.

I will see to disciplining the child.

Yes, Miss Winter.

Uh, we hit the road, Jack.

Won't come back no more no more no more!

[Miss Winters] If you don't start behaving

like a proper young man,

I shall see to it that your father

sends you off to military school.

(unfriendly music)

I'll bust out of here, copper.

You can just stay in there until your father comes home.

Yeah, that'll be 30 years to life.

(ominous music)

(defeated music)

(cymbals crashing)

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

(questing music) (whirring)

(clicking)

Hey look who's here.

(boys laughing)

Check it out, boys, it's Richie Rich.

No, it's Thurston Howell the Third.

You're wrong, it's Scrooge McDuck.

Hey, where's Huey, Dewey, and Louie?

You're on our turf, man.

But you just gotta pay the toll.

Yeah. Yeah.

Will that be cash or carnage?

I wouldn't try anything if I were you.

Several of my friends are nearby

and they'll use any excuse to inflict internal hemorrhaging

to your vital organs.

[Boys] Oh!

Man, cut that bull.

All of us here know you ain't got no friends!

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roughneck Leader] You're just a piece of snot.

Uh-huh. That's right.

That's why your parents sent you away

to some kind of boarding school.

I'll have you know I successfully sued the last ruffian

who tried to lay a hand on me.

His parents had to settle out of court for $10,000.

Uh-oh. Oh now this I believe.

Me too, man. Yeah.

Guess I'll just have to make sure

that there ain't no witnesses.

Hold it right there.

Knife me, you punk!

Guys, careful, he's got a comb.

Yeah, he might part my hair on the wrong side, man!

Give me that.

(escaping music)

Come on!

(scampering music)

Hey, you're not supposed to be in here.

Quick, close that door!

[Naomi] We don't allow hoboes on the trains!

Who you calling a hobo, hobo?

I'm not a tramp.

I work here, Joe.

My dad's the train conductor

and I'm supposed to help him load.

And I see you've been mooching our raisins.

I've never stolen anything in my life,

and I'm definitely not a vagabond.

You may be right there.

You are the strangest looking drifter

I've ever seen in my life, pal.

You got more leather on you than a cow's butt.

Would you keep your voice down?

You got a big mouth too, you know!

Hey, dork.

So there you are.

Hey, check it out, here I am.

Hey, you got a nice little place here.

(laughs) Who's this?

Is this that, that rough, tough friend

you been bragging about?

I'm not his friend.

Oh I'm sorry.

You must be his sister, right?

Because you sure are ugly enough.

(punching) Ow!

(body thuds)

Lesson number one,

it always pays to keep a couple of rocks in your gloves.

Yeah, I guess you didn't learn

the most important lesson, girly man.

You gotta kick them when they're down.

Ow!

Ow!

(flying dinosaur caws)

What's that?

Get away!

Leave me alone!

Get outta here!

(body thuds)

Way to go!

(dinosaur squeaking)

Look, she's hurt her wing.

What is it?

It appears to be an unusually small

prehistoric pterodactyl.

In English, professor.

Simply put,

a dinosaur.

Cool.

(dinosaur squeaks)

Outstanding.

Look!

(dinosaurs squeaking) (awestruck music)

Careful.

[Brendan] I got it.

(tender music)

(dinosaurs squeaking)

Wow.

Look at that.

(gentle music) (dinosaurs squeaking)

Baby dinosaurs!

Outstanding.

(enchanted music) (dinosaurs squeaking)

[Naomi and Brendan] They're mine!

I saw them first!

And it's my boxcar!

[Brendan] I'm taking them.

Naomi?

You're on the clock.

Sorry, Rusty.

Pardon me, sir, I'd like to buy this crate of raisins.

Well I don't know.

You see, uh--

This should cover it.

Seal it up nice and tight

and have it delivered to this address immediately.

Yes, sir.

I'll take them.

Money talks.

And rich brats walk.

(irritated music)

Wellington?

[Brendan] I can sign for it.

Right.

Thanks.

(dinosaur croaks)

Shh.

(sneaky music)

(Miss Winters sneezing)

♪ In the kitchen the Hiro's kitchen ♪

♪ The lamb sautes tonight

Mr. Hiro!

♪ In the kitchen this Hiro's kitchen ♪

♪ The lamb sautes tonight ha ha ♪

Mr. Hiro, stop this ridiculous behavior immediately.

And how many times must I tell you

not to bring live poultry into the house?

You know I'm allergic to any form of that.

There are no funky chicken in here, Miss Winter.

That child must have let a pet loose in the house.

(Mr. Hiro sings)

(dinosaurs croaking)

[Brendan] Hey, weren't there five of you here

just a minute ago?

(dinosaurs squeaking)

(Miss Winters sneezes)

A foul creature must be here somewhere.

(suspenseful music)

(rattling)

(dinosaur croaks)

(glass breaking)

(piano tinkling)

(Miss Winters sneezes)

(dinosaur growls)

I'm on to you, you little pest.

(suspicious music)

(thudding) Ow!

(Miss Winters cries out)

(dinosaur snorts)

There you are.

(dinosaur grunts)

Mr. Hiro!

(Miss Winter screams)

(sneaky music)

I forgot she locked the door!

(dinosaur grunts)

You got an idea?

(perplexed music) (dinosaurs croaking)

(lock clicks)

All right!

(sneaky music)

Hurry! (dinosaur cheers)

Brendan?

I need to talk to you, young man.

All right.

Confess.

What creature did you bring home

from boarding school this time?

I haven't brought any pets home

since you flushed my hamsters down the toilet.

What did I tell you about lying, child?

It's most unbecoming,

especially when you're caught.

(Miss Winters sneezes)

Those dinosaurs are so lifelike.

Watch this, Miss Winters.

The T rex even does the foxtrot.

(electronic whirring)

(lively music)

Lord have mercy.

What'll they think of next?

These had better be the only pets you have.

I've got my eye on you, child.

(dinosaurs croaking) (puzzled music)

That was too close, fellas.

(dinosaurs croaking) (bemused music)

Jagger, hm, that's an odd name.

And Hammer.

And Paula.

Madonna.

And Elvis?

Rock and roll dinosaurs!

Outstanding!

Hey wait a minute, there's a number on here.

Are you guys lost?

(dinosaurs croaking)

I better check this out.

I know if you were mine and I lost you,

I'd be pretty worried.

(dinosaurs squeaking)

Miss Winters disconnected my phone line!

(Hammer grunts) (thoughtful music)

Pretty smart of you.

(dial tone drones)

(phone dialing)

(phone ringing)

[Man On Voice Mail] Hi there, this is the Taylor house.

We're away on vacation.

If you want to leave a message,

we'll return it as soon as we get unpacked.

Bye now.

This is Brendan J. Wellington,

and I've found some, uh, pets of yours I think.

I'll hold them until you get back.

My number is 555-9988.

Bye.

Well guys, I guess you can stay here

until the Taylors get back.

Is that all right with you?

(dinosaurs squeaking)

(bell rings)

Dinnertime.

Yes, I said I would buy 20,000 chairs.

That stock is a real Buck Rogers.

Three years from now we'll be ringing the register.

Right.

Thanks.

Hi there, Brendan.

Welcome back from school.

(phone rings)

Yes?

Jeffers, in another matter,

I want that merger closed by Fed time tomorrow

or you're gonna be back being a tape watcher.

You understand?

Get your elbows off the table, young man.

Now in a legal matter,

we need to put some porcupine provisions

on our own pink sheets to keep the killer bees away.

And eat your broccoli, Brendan.

It's brain food.

It'll help you to grow up to be as smart as your father.

What about the con sig buy?

You know I hate broccoli.

You had Mr. Hiro fix it on purpose.

Why do you oppose me at every turn?

Do you think your father got where he is today

by being so contrary? - No.

Recheck the balance sheets. He got where

because I taught him to be disciplined and well behaved,

and I intend to do the same to you.

So eat up.

Go ahead.

You'll learn to love it,

just as your father did when he was your age.

Well what about the assets?

Isn't that right, Cullen?

Yes, ma'am.

See, your father loves broccoli.

Show your son how much you like it.

Yes, ma'am.

I mean certainly.

Call me back.

Go on!

Do as your father says, eat.

Uh, Cullen,

I've been looking into some new schools for Brendan.

I'd like for you to take a look at some of these brochures.

They're all quite interesting.

Uh-huh. But I think that this one

is the most advantageous. Uh-huh.

It's close to home

and they have extracurricular activities that are--

Yes. Very important for him.

[Cullen] Got languages?

Oh, there are several.

Which?

[Miss Winters] Well, I--

[Cullen] Boarding school.

Let me see the other brochures.

[Miss Winters] Well, all right.

Here's another one that I think is quite good.

I just don't know.

(Paula squeaks)

(phone rings)

Yes?

Ah, I see we're making progress, good.

And I'll go find out how Mr. Hiro is doing with dessert.

I'll need that on my desk in the morning.

(Paula squeaks)

Dad, I want to show you something.

(Paula squeaks)

Look!

That's nice, Brendan.

Now as I was saying yesterday,

we can't use the mob bail bonds as collateral.

That's only a paper profit!

Look, it's totally real!

Of course it is, Brendan, they're made that way.

Call me when you have another option!

Dad, take a good look.

Not now Brendan.

I'm waiting for a conference call from Japan.

(phone rings)

Yes?

(speaking in a foreign language)

Dad!

(speaking in a foreign language)

I'm sorry, son.

I'll be back before you finish your dessert.

(speaking in a foreign language)

(disappointed music) (Paula squeaking)

Here I am, little ones.

Bet you thought I'd forgotten ya.

You must be starving.

That's funny,

you haven't touched a thing.

(suspenseful music)

Hey, where'd they go?

(perplexed music)

[Miss Winters] Come on, Brendan, up and at it!

(Elvis squeaks)

Brendan, hit the deck!

Oh no, I gotta hide you guys!

(Paula squeaks)

Brendan, are you up yet?

Stay back, warden!

I'm armed and dangerous.

I have something to tell you.

It better be about my parole.

I came to remind you

that it's your father's birthday in a few days.

Yeah, I know.

Very good.

(Miss Winters sneezes)

I know you have some kind of pet hidden here.

Honestly, I don't!

There must be rats!

And I can only assume that you'll have no problem

if I call an exterminator!

(Hammer grunts)

(bumbling music)

(stabbing) (Miss Winters screams)

What on earth was that?

Oh sorry, I must've poked you by accident.

I'm thinking of dressing as a pirate today.

You did that on purpose, Brendan Wellington.

Well, you're not going to get away with anything!

Do you hear me?

Put some clothes on, you look ridiculous!

(bemused music)

(Paula squeaks)

(Hammer grunts)

(Elvis laughs)

You guys.

(Elvis laughs)

I'm sorry, I've told Mr. Hiro

to stop giving away the leftovers to you people.

Good day.

Is Brendan home?

Why, uh--

Yo!

Brendan, you home?

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong house.

[Brendan] Naomi?

Ahoy there!

What are you doing here?

I came to see the dinosaurs.

The only dinosaur in this house is Miss Winters.

Let me in, pal,

or I blow the whistle to the Wicked Witch of the West.

But I could show you my rock collection.

That'd be fascinating.

Come on in.

Miss Winters, this is my friend Naomi.

[Naomi] Hi.

[Brendan] I put a splint on it to help it heal.

She seems to be doing much better now.

[Naomi] Great.

(Madonna squeaks)

So now you've seen that she's okay, you can leave.

I can't believe you live here.

This place is so great.

Yeah, I'm so lucky.

(cheerful music)

Come on up.

This is a blast!

I don't jump.

Sure you do.

Everybody jumps.

I don't.

Now I'd like you to leave.

I'm not leaving.

Those dinosaurs are half mine

and I have visitation rights, you know.

I get it.

So how much do you want for them?

Hey, I'm not that kind of girl!

Listen, I'll trade you anything in this room

for those dinosaurs.

Anything?

All of it if you want.

You really don't jump, do you?

And I bet you don't play with any of this stuff either.

My dad gives it to me

because he doesn't have time to hang with me.

So do we have a deal?

Let's see how much money you got.

(charming music)

Forget it, I changed my mind.

Stop, I can't get up!

Sure you can.

You just have to jump!

Okay, okay.

You win.

I'll jump, I'll jump.

Did you know exterminators are coming to your house?

What?

(troubled music)

(tires squealing)

(singing in a foreign language)

Alpha Team to Papa Bear.

Report your position, over.

Papa Bear, this is Alpha Team.

We've taken the lawn without any casualties.

Awaiting for the orders.

And then in the fall, my babooshka,

your leaves will turn a beautiful golden brown. (laughs)

He's a spy.

How can you tell?

He's got an accent and he's talking in code.

Okay, we take him on my command.

Ready?

Three,

two,

one, go!

Forget it, you're not gonna warn the enemy.

Enemy?

The rats.

Yeah, we saw you talking to the little devils

in the tall grass.

I was talking to the trees.

A likely story.

We just got a distress signal from these coordinates.

He's Ketchum, I'm Killum.

Ketchum and Killum.

[Ketchum and Killum] The exterminators.

I think maybe you inhale a little too much pesticide.

You do exactly as we say

and we will not turn you in as a sympathizer.

Now you get in there and you warn those civilians

that we are here to liberate them!

Yeah. Go on!

Liberate.

We attack at exactly 1100 hours!

Check!

And you can tell them rats they can run but they can't hide.

How many times I gotta tell you, Ketchum?

Surprise is our best weapon!

Never, I repeat, never forewarn the enemy!

Sorry.

What are they doing here?

Miss Winters hired them to find the dinosaurs.

We've got to do something quick.

Then after I sneezed, I saw this vas being knocked over.

What ever are you doing behind the couch?

Oh sorry, sir ma'am.

We don't want to give our position away to the enemy.

Well anyway.

The next noise I heard was a key at the piano being struck.

I went to investigate.

It closed the lid of the piano right on my fingers.

It was simply dreadful.

Well sir ma'am, I think

you've completely misjudged the enemy.

You're gonna need backup.

These are not the tactics of rats.

Our intelligence informs us

that you've been invaded by ghosts.

Ow!

I don't care if it's a rat or a ghost.

Just find it.

Suicide mission, huh?

Cool.

Shh. (dinosaurs croaking)

Shh.

Okay chaps, now be quiet.

Shh.

Chaps?

That must be a rich person thing.

Yo, hurry up!

Yo?

Shut up!

Up here.

Over here.

Wow.

Wow.

(awestruck music)

Would you look at this?

[Naomi] Yeah.

(enchanted music)

I haven't been up here in years.

This place is so great.

Look!

(magical music)

(dinosaurs croaking)

Isn't this neat?

Look, here are the controls!

Great, let's set them up.

Okay.

(puzzled music)

(Hammer croaks)

(Naomi and Brendan laughing)

(Paula squeaks)

(Paula coughs)

(Elvis growls)

(Brendan and Naomi laughing)

We'll be safe up here.

(Elvis growls)

(bumbling music)

So,

are we out of our league or what?

Is that a weasel dropping?

I don't know, you're the expert.

Now go on, taste it.

Go on!

You've eaten worse.

(uncertain music)

Hey, it's a raisin. (laughs)

And it's pretty sweet too.

And look, there's more of them.

Hey, hold it, will ya!

Stop it, these raisins are gonna lead us

right to the rat's den.

Right. Let's go.

(hidden music)

Quick, you guys, hide!

(clanking)

Shh.

(misty music)

Pretty spooky, huh, Killum?

(mysterious music)

Did you mean what you said downstairs, you know,

about the, uh,

the ghosts?

Affirmative.

All right.

Let's go.

(Jagger snores)

(gasping)

Hey, did you hear that?

It sounds like

the undead.

Nah.

Jagger, will you wake up?

You're gonna give us away!

(Jagger grumbles)

Hey, let's spook those guys!

Yeah.

(train whistles)

How'd that thing start by itself?

I don't know.

Do you think it was, was a ghost?

(Brendan and Naomi laughing)

Negative.

(perplexed music)

This needs a little more reconnaissance.

(questioning music)

(Elvis growls)

(crashing) Ah, what the...

Whoa! Whoa!

(Ketchum and Killum screaming) (Elvis laughs)

(bodies crashing)

(Brendan and Naomi laughing)

(Ketchum and Killum groaning)

(train whistles)

Hey, it's ghosts!

I'm convinced, let's go!

I want to know for sure!

You cover me!

I'm going in!

(bemused music)

(train whistles)

(Killum screams)

(thudding)

(Brendan and Naomi laughing)

(Ketchum and Killum screaming)

Hey, yo, way to go!

Yo?

Yeah, yo.

Somehow it doesn't sound so good when you say it.

Yo.

Even Madonna says it better than you.

Very funny.

Hey, let's see what's in here.

Look, it's my dad.

This train set was his.

It must've been cool.

Look, he's actually smiling.

Hey, check it out.

It's the outfit he's wearing in the picture.

Gee, I thought my dad never played with toys.

Never?

He's always working.

That's why my mom left him.

Of course he had the best lawyers, so he got me.

You're lucky.

You're always with your dad.

You even get to work with him.

Yeah, I'm so lucky.

(Elvis croaking)

Hey, I gotta brainstorm.

My dad's birthday's coming up.

I bet he'd love it if we fixed up his old train set.

Naomi, you know a lot about trains.

If I got the supplies,

would you help me fix it up

over the next couple of days?

I guess this means we're friends.

Well--

(punching)

Ow!

Yeah.

(sentimental music)

I'm on my way to the airport now.

Well I want to find out if this deal

is a shallow river running fast

or a bonafide cash cow.

Dad, how come you're not at work?

I'll call you then.

I gotta catch a flight out in an hour.

When are you coming back?

Tomorrow.

I'll be home in the evening.

Promise?

Yes.

Why?

I've got an extra special birthday surprise.

Really?

Well then I'll definitely be here.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

What do you say we start the festivities

at about 5:00-ish?

Good, then we have an appointment.

Where are you going with all that junk?

My room. A business trip.

Well see to it that you don't make a mess, Brendan.

Yes, ma'am.

Have a good trip, Cullen.

Yes, ma'am, Miss Winters.

Give me a break.

I'm just getting inspired.

(Elvis croaks)

(upbeat music)

Thanks, Elvis.

Now that's inspiration.

Yeah!

(Brendan and Naomi laughing)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me good loving okay

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me good loving okay

(Paula squeaks)

♪ Well I never had a love so true ♪

♪ 'Cause I never had no one like you ♪

♪ I traveled the oceans blue

♪ From the Pyramids the Amazon too ♪

♪ She got the eyes of a jewel

♪ They shine so bright

♪ Like a movie star on a premiere night ♪

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey give me your love today ♪

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me your loving okay

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me good loving okay

(Jagger snores)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

(Hammer croaks)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

(Madonna squeaks)

♪ Well I never had a love so true ♪

♪ 'Cause I never had no one like you ♪

♪ From Santa Bar Las Vegas too

♪ Only be one and it had to be you ♪

♪ The eyes of a jewel that shine so bright ♪

♪ Like a movie star on a premiere night ♪

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey give me your love today ♪

♪ Hey hey (Elvis sneezes)

♪ Give me your loving okay

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me good loving okay

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me your loving okay

Give me a break.

Ow!

(Naomi laughs)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

(Paula squeals)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

(Hammer grunts)

♪ All right yeah

(crashing)

♪ Hey hey

♪ Give me good loving

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

♪ Hey hey

(enchanted music)

It's a masterpiece.

Almost.

We need three things.

What?

Well, the castle needs a bell

and it's missing a clock.

And we gotta get some trees for the hills.

Right.

♪ Dee ba dum dum dum

♪ Make nice new hairdo for you

(Ivan sings)

[Naomi] Are you sure this'll work?

Positive.

We need Ivan's shears

to cut some branches off the spruce tree.

(Ivan sings)

[Naomi] Why don't we just ask him for them?

Ivan doesn't like me.

I don't know why.

I always help him with his chores.

(laughs) Okay, I'll do it.

Ivan, darling.

You're so handsome.

Huh?

Who is saying that?

[Naomi] I am.

The dogwood tree?

I don't believe this.

I must be crazy.

It's true.

The plant king has decided to make first contact with you

because you are so kind and caring to our people.

This is impossible.

(Elvis grunts)

Don't be afraid.

My bark is worse than my bite.

Grr!

I should leave.

Leave, that's my job.

Come on over and let me throw some

shade on you, handsome.

So, (laughs)

you, uh, really think I'm handsome?

(Naomi laughs)

Well,

I have to admit, I

always enjoyed watering your roots. (laughs)

I can't wait any longer, Ivan!

Come prune me!

Oh, I can't.

You're much too young.

Maybe when you're older I will

climb your branches.

I promise.

I'll wait for you.

I want to have a tree-house with you.

(Ivan laughs)

♪ Tasty

♪ For the corners of the mouth

♪ Scrumptious water chestnut

Come on!

But I don't know what to say.

Think of something.

You want to borrow his clock for the train set, don't you?

Mr. Hiro hates me.

That's what you said about Ivan.

Now go on.

Go.

(Elvis growls)

Shh.

♪ Scrumptious water chestnut tasty ♪

♪ For the food I cook

Don't be cruel, secret agent man!

Cheers, Mr. Hiro.

I just came down to tell you

I'm sorry for how I've treated you.

Ah, when it comes to your bull,

ain't no mountain higher!

Really, I am.

Yeah, you great pretender.

You make trick with my music.

I like your music.

That will be the day.

You give me no R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Hi-huh!

Come on, I really like your music.

We used to be buddies, remember?

♪ Hot apple pie

♪ Gave me smiles when we dined

♪ Smiles I gave to get another

♪ Slice of pie you baked

♪ Can it be our tastes were so simple then ♪

♪ Or has time rewritten the recipe ♪

♪ If we had the chanceto dine together again ♪

♪ Tell me would we

♪ Could we

♪ Tasty

♪ Many holiday meals that we shared ♪

♪ Turkey so good to dismember

♪ But now we choose to forget

♪ So it's the aftertaste

♪ We will remember

♪ Whenever we dismember

♪ The bird I cook

♪ The food I cook ♪ The food you cook

Okay, okay.

You sing Disco Inferno with me, and I believe you.

(Elvis growls)

What was that yakka yak?

Here.

Two down, one to go.

What's next?

Miss Winters's room.

I've never been in here before.

Expect anything.

(suspenseful music)

So this is where she keeps her broom.

Look out for that gold bell.

We gotta get out of here

before she comes back and turns us into toads.

Look.

Great.

Let's go!

Wait a minute.

Let's look around here for a second.

(spooky music)

Hey, look at this.

She's got a dozen of the same dress in here.

Guess Miss Winters doesn't like change.

(Miss Winters sneezes)

(tense music)

(bell rings)

(suspenseful music)

(Miss Winters sneezes)

(apprehensive music)

That was close.

Come on.

Wait a minute, let me see this.

[Naomi] Forget it, let's go!

[Brendan] I didn't know Miss Winters was an orphan.

I'm going.

(Naomi screams)

Gotcha.

I knew you were a thief.

You're not Brendan's friend.

You came here yesterday to case the joint.

I swear I didn't come to steal anything!

What is that in your hand?

We were just borrowing it for something?

We?

Brendan and me.

Brendan and I.

And why would Brendan possibly want a gold bell?

Tell her, Brendan.

Tell her I didn't steal anything!

We were collecting things for his dad's birthday surprise.

Just look inside his knapsack!

Is this true, Brendan?

Just as I thought.

Brendan!

If I ever catch you near this house again,

I'll call the police!

Ow!

Let that be a lesson to you, Brendan.

I've told you about those people.

Naomi!

Naomi!

It's Brendan!

Hey yo, Naomi!

Where are you?

Naomi!

She's working over on track five.

She and her dad are helping me unload that freight truck.

Thanks.

Hey, I thought her father was a conductor.

Uh-uh.

(weighty music)

[Brendan] Naomi?

[Naomi] Go away!

I came to apologize.

[Naomi] I said go away!

I'm not leaving!

Listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell Miss Winters the truth!

Some friend you turned out to be!

I didn't want her to find out about Elvis!

She would've taken away the dinosaurs!

So she takes me away instead!

It was a mistake!

Come on, I still want to be friends.

[Naomi] We can't.

I don't trust you.

Come on, Naomi, give me a second chance!

I told you I can't trust you!

I thought your dad was a conductor.

He is.

He's a laborer.

The guy back there told me.

Talk about telling the truth.

[Naomi] Get out!

Just go away!

[Roughneck Leader] Uh-oh, here he is again.

Careful guys, he may be packing another comb.

(guys laughing)

What do you want?

[Roughneck Leader] Payback.

Go ahead.

I don't care anymore.

(ominous music)

I can't help it,

I feel sorry for the little pest.

I second that emotion.

(suspicious music)

(Elvis croaks)

What has that child been doing?

(mischievous music)

(Elvis grunts) (squishy munching)

(Paula squeaks)

(Hammer grunts)

(thudding)

(Hammer roars)

(crashing)

Rats.

They're up in the attic.

(Miss Winters sneezes)

(Elvis growls)

(Hammer croaks)

(clattering) (Miss Winters screaming)

She found them!

(Miss Winters screams)

(crashing) (dinosaurs croaking)

(troubled music)

Oh no!

(bumbling music)

No!

(crashing) (dinosaurs squeaking)

No!

(Miss Winters screams)

Brendan.

Stop it this instant, Brendan.

If you don't, I'll see to it

that your father packs you off to military school.

Great, I love combat boots.

You're a bad little boy.

You always were.

That's why your father spends so little time with you.

He despises you.

That's not true!

(clacking) (Miss Winters screams)

(crashing)

Brendan!

Brendan!

Brendan!

Get me out of here.

I'll get you for this.

I'll tell your father!

Sleeping through all the action, eh?

Brendan, let me out!

Let me out of here!

(banging)

You devil!

Brendan, this is the last straw!

Brendan, listen to me!

Come get me out of here!

Do you hear me?

Come get me out!

Brendan, let me out.

Oh help me, Brendan!

Help me!

Come get me out of here!

Brendan!

(crashing)

Brendan!

(serious music)

You're not going anywhere, boy!

(tense music)

Aren't you forgetting your little friend?

(Paula squeaks)

Paula.

(Paula squeaks)

(defeated music)

In here, with the others.

(Paula squeaks)

(sad music)

I'm locking you up and throwing away the key,

you little brat.

(thudding)

You're late, gentlemen.

(bumbling music)

No!

No!

Yo!

Would you shut up?

You're gonna give me away!

What are you doing here?

I saw the exterminators coming towards your house.

I came to help.

You're the best.

Here, catch.

(sneaky music)

Got it.

(hopeful music)

(sneaking music)

I got an idea.

Let's give them a taste of their own medicine.

We'll take these old devils

down to the POW camp right away, sir!

I mean ma'am.

Forward, march!

What's this?

Incoming!

Hit the deck!

Look out!

Get out of the way, will ya!

Out!

They've got us surrounded!

We're under attack!

What is going on here?

(Ketchum and Killum screaming)

(Miss Winters coughs)

Oh, oh!

Mayday, mayday!

(Ketchum and Killum screaming over each other)

It's the children!

Get em!

The kids, the box!

Get em!

(Killum screams)

(Mr. Hiro grunts)

(Killum and Mr. Hiro shouting)

(thudding) Whoa!

(Mr. Hiro laughs)

Sayonara! Get him!

Just get in there and get him!

Sayonara!

(thudding)(grunting)

Hiro, Hiro, Hiro, Hiro!

Follow them, follow them! Hiro, Hiro, Hiro!

Hiro, Hiro! All right, get em!

Mr. Hiro, you are fired.

Hiro, Hiro!

Hiro!

Run, run, friend!

Run run run!

Run run, little boy, run run!

Run!

Hasta la vista, exterminators! (laughs)

(Ketchum and Killum screaming) (spraying)

(Mr. Hiro laughs)

I think you need a little watering! (laughs)

Ivan, you idiot!

[Ketchum] Stop him, stop him!

(Miss Winters screams) (body thuds)

I guess that's what you call crabgrass!

(everyone except Miss Winters laughs)

Ivan, you're fired!

(Mr. Hiro and Ivan laughing)

Go, go, go!

They got away!

I told you! It's your fault!

You're suspended!

Oh I'm suspended? Yeah, you are!

It's my damn company!

I don't care!

I can't stand it!

Give me 10!

Give yourself 10!

Brendan, I'm home.

Cullen.

Yes?

I'm sorry, I have bad news to relate.

What is it?

Brendan has run away.

What?

(phone rings)

Just a minute?

Yes?

Not right now!

What are you talking about?

What do you mean run away?

He was very upset when you didn't come home last night.

I know I let him down.

This is not your fault.

Brendan has to understand that you're a busy man.

(phone rings)

Yes?

No, I can't talk right now!

No, do not call me again!

He's been very moody lately.

I've been quite worried about him.

Don't blame yourself.

Brendan's been extremely difficult to discipline recently.

He's been running around with other problem kids.

He's been prone to violent behavior.

I suggest that you send him to military school in the fall.

The academy certainly straightened you out, remember?

You know I'm always right about these things.

Yes, ma'am.

What is this doing here?

I haven't seen it in ages.

Has Brendan ever worn this?

I don't know.

(Miss Winters sneezes)

Cullen!

(touching music)

Brendan?

(sentimental music)

Brendan?

Dad?

Dad!

Aw, son, I was so worried about you.

Son!

(phone rings)

(phone crashes)

I'm not letting anyone spoil a perfect birthday.

This is outstanding!

I'm glad you like it.

I had a lot of help from my friend.

Miss Winters, you can forget about

sending Brendan to military school.

But, uh--

(Miss Winters sneezes)

Hey.

(Madonna squeaks)

Who are these guys?

(dinosaurs croaking) (enchanted music)

(Mr. Hiro laughs) They really are amazing.

Quite remarkable.

So cute. Bye bye, Elvis.

(everyone laughing)

[Naomi] Bye, Paula.

I love you all.

[Mr. Cranston] Sure glad to see you again.

[Brendan] Bye, Jagger.

Bye, Hammer. He's so nice.

Elvis, Paula.

(Naomi laughs)

(dinosaurs croaking)

You guys ever want to come visit,

there'll be a room waiting for you.

Uh-huh.

I'm gonna miss you.

I don't know why I didn't

check the Taylors' phone machine sooner.

Usually I'm pretty sharp with things like that.

That's okay, they were in good hands.

That's for sure.

(Naomi laughs)

Would you look at the size of that belly

on this little beast?

(everyone laughs)

I'd say somebody overfed ya.

Mr. Hiro, that's you.

(everyone laughs)

I wouldn't be surprised.

Well, I'm off.

Bye. Bye bye now.

See you later. See ya.

Thank you. Bye.

Thank you.

Never can say goodbye.

Drive safely.

Don't forget your seatbelt.

Okay.

Take care of the dinosaurs.

Bye bye. Bye.

Drive safe. Bye.

Bye bye.

Be good.

[Brendan] See you later.

[Ivan] Bye bye.

Engine number six is fueled and ready to go.

Outstanding.

Switcher, track five, please.

All ready to go, sir.

Oh wait a minute.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Ahem.

All aboard.

(laughs) It needs work,

but we'll have plenty of time to practice it.

Try it again.

All aboard!

(Cullen, Naomi, and Brendan laughing)

(bemused music)

Oh wait wait, look,

look at that mallet.

Yeah. See how it's pulling?

It's really going, yeah, dad.

(Brendan and Cullen chattering over each other)

Miss Winters, you having a good time? (laughs)

How about tomorrow I go down to the store,

we get another car track and we add another train?

Yeah! Yeah!

[Cullen] Here Brendan, it's yours.

(Naomi, Cullen, and Brendan chattering)

(happy music)

(curious music)

(moves into sentimental music)

(moves into cheerful music)

(moves into troubled music)