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[theme music playing]

[screams]

[Ben] It's okay mum!

Look, he's got to be there somewhere.

We have to find him now!

[Julie] Just like in prison, there's labor

and then there's hard labor.

I was doing it tough,

and except for my son, alone.

Don't worry, mum, dad'll be here.

Just do the... the breathing exercises.

[Julie] Dave never let me down before.

Why would he start now?

-How are you doing? -How do you think?

This can't be happening. Not without your dad.

It's too soon.

This was not in my birth plan!

Did we even have a birth plan for the first three?

You're asking me?

Some birth companion you are.

[Dave] But the perfect fan installer.

[Julie] Oh.

Give me time. We've still got three weeks.

How's that?

Well it's still not exactly arctic, is it?

Whose idea was it to have a baby

in the middle of summer anyway?

If I remember correctly, not mine. Or yours.

I'm so sick of being pregnant.

Yeah, you've said that once or twice.

Every mother's day, there better be

a really good present. Do you hear me?

-Oi. -[Dave] Hey, don't scare

the kid off before he's even born.

How's that? Eh?

[Julie] Yeah, no that's great. That's...

-Yeah, that's great. -Mmm.

Well, the circuit breaker couldn't cope.

Yeah, I know how it feels.

Would you like me to install an air conditioner?

No, no, it's too much trouble.

It's fine.

Well, are you not... Is that it?

Is it really that hot?

Mate, step outside for five minutes.

It's fifty degrees according to your mum

-and it's all my fault. -[Carbo] Whoa, geez,

I'm sweating rivers down there.

-Thank you. -We were trying to be green

and keep the air conditioning off but now...

Saving the planet can wait till summer's over, eh?

-Yes. -Mum wants to stay here

-until the heat wave breaks. -Oh, yeah, of course.

Can't believe we didn't think of it.

[Dave] It will only be for a few days.

-Yeah. -[Ben] It's completely fine.

-Right, Carbo? -Yeah. Yeah, good.

[Dave] No, I really appreciate it.

And your mother will too, I'm sure.

I'll see you later.

You don't have to be so enthusiastic.

Look I've seen the movies, mate.

I know what happens. Okay?

Oh, look, my water's just broken.

All over my mum's shag pile.

I'm not paying for the carpet cleaning.

The baby's not due for three weeks.

It's not a roast chook, mate. Okay?

You don't set a timer on these things.

That, I will agree with.

[Ben] Look, no water's going to break

anywhere outside of the hospital, okay?

Especially on your mum's shag pile.

Ah, is there anything else you need

apart from this ridiculous thing?

Actually what about a little black cocktail dress?

I'm sure I'll be needing that.

Oh, hang, no, I won't, never again.

I forgot how delightful you were towards the end.

Really? Did you forget about this too?

-[Ted] Whoa. -[Julie] Well, sorry, dad.

-That was meant for him. -Too hot

-and too many hormones I say. -[Julie] Oh.

We've got to get her out of here, Ted. Quick.

[Ted] Well, speaking of which,

given that the little one will be here soon--

No, dad, we've talked about this.

[Ted] And I just think it should be me who moves out.

No, Ted, it's okay. The baby can sleep in our room.

[Julie] Yeah, at least until it turns fifteen.

Dad, your superannuation's going backwards.

-No, Ted... -Look, I've made up my mind

and I can't see any objections.

I mean, Nathan and Sammy can't afford

to move out any time soon.

[upbeat music playing]

[croupier] Sixteen red. Congratulations.

[singer] ♪ Papa tell me again, Gotta win, gotta win ♪

♪ Your papa don't settle For the next best thing ♪

♪ Top notch And single malt scotch ♪

♪ And collars and cuffs ♪

♪ A gold watch on his wrist ♪

♪ An opportunistic Misfit... ♪

[Nathan] Sam. Sammy, wake up.

Sam.

-Sam. -What is it?

[Nathan] Look closely.

It's fourteen thousand dollars and it's ours.

How?

[Nathan] With the chips that we had left over

from the casino last week.

I made them work for us.

You what?

Sam, we can move out.

Do you understand? We've got enough money now.

We can pay off the debts and we've still got enough

for the bond on a great apartment.

And how are we going to afford

the rent on a great apartment

and what about you focusing on finding a job

and the job you already have with Dave?

[Nathan] No, no, Sam, I am focused.

Please at least just be a little bit excited

'cause I am.

Fourteen thousand dollars.

-Yes. -[Sammy] That is amazing.

[Nathan] It is amazing.

It's what we wanted.

Ah, Nathan, I'm sorry.

I really want to, it's just...

-It's hot. -Yeah.

Yeah.

It's still good though, right?

[Sammy] Mmm.

[Nathan] I can't believe we're finally moving out.

[man] Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Yeah, yeah.

-[Dave] Any good? -[screams]

-[Carbo] Oh, dude! -What are you doing here!?

-It's happening! -[Dave] What? What?

The baby. I'll call the ambulance and the RSPCA!

No, no, no, no, look, the baby's fine,

the baby's fine. Julie doesn't even know I'm here.

-So? -Well, just... She might be

a bit lonely. I'm just going to keep her company.

Oh, you're here for the air conditioning,

-aren't you? -No, I'm not.

I wondered how long it'd take you.

-I missed you. -Oh, yeah,

and the air conditioning.

No.

Well, yeah, all right.

Plus you know what happens on Monday.

Only two more nights of fully fledged manhood left.

Ah, that's right, your little procedure.

It's called a vasectomy, Jules.

And it's pretty big.

You nervous?

No, no, I've read all the material

-the doctor gave me. -Mmm-hmm.

It doesn't hurt apparently.

Although, um,

I might be out of action for a while so...

Oh, darling, I'm on bed rest.

Well, we're in bed.

-Doctors orders, remember? -She's not here.

So, no final send-off then?

Oh, think of the long term benefits.

Still fetching the paper in your pjs.

That's my girl.

I'm a tragic loser.

-What? -[Rachel] Yep.

I just heard that Nathan and Sammy are moving out,

while I, Rachel Rafter, the girl who's always supposed

to be going places, am still living here,

riding the parental gravy train.

At least we're both riding that train, okay?

There's no tragic losers here.

[Rachel] Mmm, that's a good answer.

Aren't you supposed to be playing touch footy

-with the boys? -Yeah, I'm on my way now

before it gets too hot. Just wanted to see you first.

And check that we're still good for lunch?

Yeah. Romantic lunch for two, your shout.

What's not to like about that?

-Mum's coming. -What?

[Jake] I'm sorry, okay?

It was her idea.

But she wants to see you.

Not at our place, a neutral territory--

-Switzerland? -Okay, look,

she just wants to clear the air with you.

-Mmm-hmm. -[Jake] She knows that...

Well, I reckon I've made it pretty clear that

you're going to be around for a while.

Um, well, that's the way you see it too, right?

-Ah. -It's long term, yeah?

Are we having the commitment talk before breakfast?

Before I've even had a coffee?

-[Chel] Morning. -[Rachel] Oh, chocolate?

Oh, no, no. They're not for you,

they're for your mum. The poor thing.

[Rachel] Oh, poor thing? Don't feel too sorry for her.

We shipped her off next door into the air conditioning.

Well, next door it is then.

So, is that a yes or a no?

-That's a yes. -Oh.

But I'm only talking about lunch.

Good 'cause that's the only question I'm asking.

-[Rachel] Whatever. -[Jake] For now.

[Sammy] You heading out?

Yes. I'm going to go to the auto bank.

Call me over cautious but I'm putting this cheque

exactly where it belongs.

Now, hey, baby, after, ah, after you shower,

why don't you jump online and have a look

for our dream apartment.

Our dream apartment? Yeah, right.

On a budget.

Yeah. Yeah, but it's still a start.

[Sammy] Mmm-hmm, it is.

-[Rachel] Hi. Hey. -There she is.

Hey. I'm sorry I'm late.

The traffic was terrible and it seems like everyone

was out doing Christmas shopping all at once.

Hey, are you okay?

Ah, Camel, massive tackle.

And another blow to the head.

Mmm, that brings a whole new meaning

to the word touch footy, Jake.

Mum, I'm fine. Tell that to Camel.

Now, ah, do you want to sit down?

Yeah.

He was worried.

Thought you were going to stand him up.

No.

It's good to see you again.

Yeah, it's good to see you too.

Can we have some garlic bread, mate?

Do you want some herb bread as well?

You're a herb bread girl, aren't you?

And some herb bread too, thanks mate.

So, um, I got an email from Alex

the other day, um, from Queenstown.

It sounds like he's having a fantastic time.

Yeah, you don't want to hear it.

So I'm not listening.

But, ah, he went bungee jumping yesterday

-arvo, tandem. -Really?

[Grace] Oh, I'm not watching the video either,

just so long as he's in one piece.

How much longer is he going to be away for?

A week or so.

He calls me every few days just for an update.

He made a lot of friends apparently.

Well, that's great.

You must be really happy for him?

[Grace] Yeah, I am.

You okay, darling?

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Just spaced out. Hungry I reckon.

Too much touch footy.

Something we can agree on.

Yeah.

Can you smell that?

No, what?

There's something burning.

[Grace] No, I can't smell

-anything. -I hope, ah...

I hope it's not the garlic bread.

I can't smell anything.

-Oh. -Babe, are you okay?

-[Grace] Jake. -[Rachel] Jake!

-[Grace] Jake! -[Rachel] Jake!

Someone call an ambulance!

Baby?

-[Grace] Jake! -[Rachel] Oh no!

Look, it's okay. I don't need the ambulance.

Don't argue with me, Jake.

This is crazy!

It was a one off. It was a one off.

Look, Rach, I don't need--

-I'm fine. -Okay, you just let

the doctors figure that out, okay, baby?

Oh, maybe it's just a concussion

-from the footy tackle, yeah? -Mmm, maybe.

Well, you go in the ambulance, okay?

-I'll see you at the hospital. -[Grace] Thanks.

Okay.

[singer] ♪ I got to be number one ♪

♪ Gotta be number one ♪

[singer] ♪ Come on, yeah ♪

♪ Love and politics, Sex and sadness ♪

♪ Step by step All tryna be the baddest ♪

♪ When the storm come... ♪

[croupier] Twenty six, black.

[singer] ♪ And pray That the wind blow ♪

♪ Dust upon your canvas, Reach for the stars ♪

♪ Pray not for failure when You're stuck in the pit ♪

♪ With all the other Gladiators ♪

♪ Lookin' for more meaning Reason to keep living ♪

♪ Climb to the top cause The race needs winning ♪

♪ Want to be a radiant sun That shines forever ♪

♪ Through better or worse ♪

♪ We gotta keep Things spinning ♪

♪ Fame, recognition, Purpose and vision ♪

♪ With a small Little snake... ♪

[croupier] Place your bets please.

[singer] ♪ Want to hear The music? Go buy tickets ♪

♪ But kick it on the street With the freaks ♪

♪ In the village Feelin' too green... ♪

[croupier] Thirty four, red.

[singer] ♪ ...champion In your village? ♪

[doorbell rings]

-[Chel] Oh, hello, Nathan. -Hey.

We're just making lunch for Jules.

-Jules? She's upstairs? -[Chel] Yeah.

Right, I just need to see her for a sec.

[Chel] No, but she's sleeping.

You okay?

Nathan, tell me what's happened?

What?

I went to the casino, Chel, and I won some money.

I won fourteen thousand dollars.

And Sammy and I finally had enough money to, um,

pay off our debts, you know.

Get a new place, move out, the whole lot.

For once I did something

that was finally going to make Sammy happy.

-But? -But...

I just couldn't leave it there. I just...

I wanted more. I can't stop.

I just wanted to keep winning and winning

-and then winning some more. -[Chel] Oh, Nathan.

I can't help it, Chel!

Every time something good comes my way,

I just... I screw it up. Every single time.

How am I going to tell Sam?

Well, tell her the truth, say you made a mistake.

What, another one? No.

No, she's not going to cop me screwing up again.

This is it. I mean, this is my marriage.

This is over.

[Julie] Chel?

Ah, just coming.

You should go home.

I'll just go and check on Jules

and then I'll come over.

This isn't your problem, Chel.

Well it's not your mother's,

or your father's.

We'll sort something out.

How much money are we talking about?

I know you said fourteen thousand

but I don't have that kind of money to lend.

-I wish I did. -I can't take your money,

-Chel. -[Chel] How much?

Sammy lets me do the banking

so if I tell her that I've paid the debts, she'll buy it.

She still thinks we're moving out, so that's bond

and a month's rent and I've only got a grand left.

[Chel] I've got five thousand. I can do it.

-Are you serious? -Yeah.

-Are you serious serious? -Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, Chel,

-thank you so much. -No, no, don't thank me.

There's a condition.

Oh, no, no, no, I'll pay it back. And more.

I'll give you some interest. I can... Ah, yeah,

-I'll give you some interest. -No, I want you to promise me

you'll never go near a casino again.

The money's just for moving out.

Do you honestly think that I would go back there

after this?

Nathan, I want you to swear to me that you won't.

Chel, seriously, look, what do you take me for?

Of course I swear.

Well, I'll get my chequebook.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Rachel] I've never seen anyone have a fit before.

It was so awful.

How's Jake now?

Um, they let him go home

after a few more tests and CAT scans.

But unless he has another fit

they can't really say what it would be.

I mean, it might be nothing though.

[cries] It was going to be such a lovely lunch.

Oh, sweet.

[Rachel] Grace was even nice to me.

-Grace was there? -Mmm, yep.

She invited herself along.

Jake told her he was thinking long term with me

and I guess she's coming around to the idea.

Long term? How long are we talking?

Long, long.

Like, maybe living together...

So do you think he's going to propose?

Oh, no.

Oh, trust you to jump straight

-to the bloody wedding plans. -Well, excuse me

for wanting to see my daughter happy.

Yeah, but not married.

Oh.

Not yet.

You don't think that's what he was actually thinking,

-do you? -Well, what would I know?

I'm just your mum.

He's going to be okay, isn't he?

Oh, darling, of course he is.

Of course he is.

How else can he marry my daughter?

-Yeah, shut up. -Shut up.

Where did you say Nathan was again?

[Nathan] Ah, Nathan is right here.

-Stop talking about him. -[Ted] Just in time.

-Grub's up in five. -Trust you to arrive

once everything's been done.

No, hey, I come bearing icy poles.

Well, stick them in the freezer

before they become cordial.

-Um, so I got online today. -Yes.

I think I found us the perfect flat.

-[Nathan] Oh, really? -[Sammy] Mmm-hmm.

Hey, guys, no, we've already talked

-about this. -Yeah, and I spoke

to the agent.

Two bedrooms, one lock up garage,

the most beautiful verandah.

[Chel] You know that wouldn't come cheap.

Exactly. You can't afford that.

Ah, yes we can. We're doing all right at the moment

which is why I think my wife deserves this.

What?

[shrieks]

-Nathan, that's beautiful. -[Nathan] It's all right.

-[Sammy] I love it. -Glad you do.

-[Sammy] Thank you. Oh. -[Nathan] That's fine.

Um, look, I'm just going to have a quick shower.

-Okay. -All right.

-I love it. -[Nathan] Good.

Nathan?

Chel, the bag was on sale. Sammy thinks we've got money.

If I didn't get her something, she would've been suss.

But the rest is for moving out.

I didn't give you the money so you could dig yourself

-a bigger hole. -I'm not.

Not this time. I promise.

[Dave] Only me.

I'm going to spend the night with the air conditioning

-and your mum again. -[Ben] Ah, getting ready

for the big adventure tomorrow.

-[Dave] Mmm. -[Ben] Goodbye manhood.

-The big snippety snip. -[Dave] Yes, I am,

thanks for reminding me.

Oh your vasectomy's tomorrow? Hey, have you got someone

to drive you because you're going to be pretty numb...

[Carbo] Okay, whoa, seriously no more talking

about snipping balls off.

Snipping balls off?

[Dave] Do you even know what a vasectomy is?

-I know I don't like it. -[Melissa] It's a very simple

procedure where they close off the tubes that carry the--

Whoa! Whoa, la la la la la la la.

I'm putting on a DVD.

I know. How about we watch

-Edward Scissorhands? -[Dave] Yeah.

[Carbo] Well, I'm not snipping my balls off.

I'm keeping my manhood.

Come on, Carbo. You don't think being a man

involves around what's in your pants?

-Oh, hello. -[Dave] No, there's more to it

than just your anatomy. Like, doing the right thing

-by your family. -Yeah?

[Dave] Yeah. Think about it.

Baby, I'm just going out for a walk. It's just...

It's hot and I'll, um, be back soon.

Yeah, okay.

[dramatic music playing]

Hey, Mr. Rafter.

[Dave] Hey, ah, how are you?

Are you going for the whole...

-Yeah, mate. -[Carbo] You know,

I had a think about that. You're doing the right thing.

Hey just make sure he's got a steady hand.

You don't want him to chop chop.

Hello, Dave. You ready to go?

As much as I'll ever be.

-Come on then. -What?

You know, the jokes, the vasectomy cracks, the...

[laughs]

-Go on. -Dave, I'm offended.

It's nothing to joke about.

It's a very serious matter.

I admire you. You're a very brave man.

Thanks, Warney.

Oh, wait a minute. Just before you get in

you probably won't need this on the way there

but you'll definitely need it on the way back.

[laughs]

[Dave] Just drive the car.

You know, I was thinking last night

and do you know what I realized?

That a vasectomy doesn't involve removing testicles?

Yes, but I am a man.

You know, Mr. Rafter was right.

All that stuff with Chrissy, Artie and my mum,

I've grown up. I'm not a kid anymore.

He says as he looks inside the cereal box,

searching for the toy.

I was not.

I don't eat this stuff anymore.

Too much sugar. It's for kids.

I'm going to have a piece of whole meal toast instead.

A very manly choice.

Yeah, yeah, fine, make your jokes

but I'm going on record.

No more acting like an immature idiot,

no more arguing who makes the best fish fingers.

-Mum's having the baby. -No more falling

-for stupid jokes like that. -She's just started

-having contractions. -Yeah, don't fall for it, Mel.

Richard Branson? Uh, Braxton hiccups?

-Braxton Hicks? -Yeah,

-she wants to go to hospital. -Hospital? Hospital?

-What, call the ambulance! -[Melissa] No, calm down.

-We'll handle this. -Well, plastic!

On the carpet! On the shag pile!

-[Julie] Oh. -Should I call dad?

No, darling. He's on his way to his appointment.

Look, they're probably just Braxton hicks. They're not

real contractions. I'm just going to be on the safe side.

What about granddad or Rachel?

No, darling. I don't want a big fuss.

We've got a nurse with us anyway.

Well, why don't we let your doctor be the judge.

[Ben] Are you all right to go in my car?

-[Julie] Mmm-hmm. -I don't know. What?

Look, she wants to know how far apart

-the contractions are. -Who?

-Triple zero. -You called an ambulance?

-Oh! Hello. -[Carbo] Yeah.

No, I don't need an ambulance.

No, I'm fine.

Yes, I've had a baby before.

Thank you. Bye. Can we just go?

Just get the car started, Carbo.

[Carbo] Do you want me to cover the seats in plastic?

-This is all I got. -Go, Carbo, go!

Okay.

[Sandra] The contractions have stopped,

your water hasn't broken

and your cervix isn't dilated

but your blood pressure is still up a little.

So, now that you're here--

You're finally getting your way,

you're going to keep me here.

It's out of your hands.

This one's calling the shots now.

And if there's a chance the baby's going

to come early--

Is there a chance?

We just have to wait and see.

Right now you're exactly where you need to be.

You two have been plotting this, I know you have.

Be back to check on you later.

-Okay. -[Melissa] Thank you.

I still think we should call dad.

No, darling, he'll call as soon as he's out

of the clinic. We'll tell him then.

And when he decides to kill me

for not letting him know right away?

[Julie] Well, I'll explain at your funeral.

Um, my shift's about to start but I'll come back

-on my break, okay? -Bye.

-Thanks, Mel. -Bye.

Are you sure that's a good idea, baby?

Yeah, but shouldn't you be resting and recovering?

No, uh, of course, no.

If it's... If it's important,

of course I'll come.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll see you then.

Bye.

Jake feeling better?

Yeah. Yeah, he is.

Um, he just invited me for lunch.

He should be home recuperating.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Maybe it's a pride thing, you know.

He must feel pretty embarrassed.

You know, he's the sort of bloke that likes

-to face things head on. -Oh, no.

What?

I hope he's not going to propose to me.

Has he said something?

No, well, yeah, he...

No, it's just something that mom said.

No, no, no, no, forget it, no, you're right. No.

It's just lunch. [breathes out]

[Sammy] Mmm.

How long have you been doing that?

-What? -Staring at me.

Since the moment I saw you, Sam.

Well, it's a lovely way to wake up.

The best thing about rostered days off...

-What? -The sleep ins.

Yeah, yeah.

Ah, have you been up for long?

Everything's gonna work out, Sam.

I promise.

This is a fresh start for us.

No more mistakes.

I know.

How about I go and get us some iced coffee

and some croissants?

Sounds good to me.

Chel.

Oh, the air conditioner's busted.

I've been hanging my head out the window like a Labrador.

Ah, it's hot.

-Um, here. -[Chel] What's that?

[Nathan] It's your cheque. I don't need it anymore.

What do you mean?

Okay, please don't get mad--

You went back to the casino.

-Yeah, just once and I won. -Nathan...

And I can give you your money back

and I can still move out. It was just once.

-You stupid, stupid boy. -What?

You've got a problem, Nathan.

Uh, sorry I have a problem?

Chel, I've gambled like six times in my entire life.

You swore.

You lost fourteen grand.

-And still you went back. -Yeah, but I won.

Are you listening to yourself?

Hmm? You couldn't stay away.

-Chel, I won. I-- -No.

No, no, no, you lost.

What's going on with you, Nathan?

You said yourself your marriage is on the line.

That's not rational.

What did you do with the money that you made?

I'm gonna deposit it today.

That's good, let's go. Let's do it now.

And then you're gonna tell Sammy the truth.

-Oh, no, Chel, okay that's-- -No, no, no,

you'll tell her or I'll tell her.

I'm not doing it to punish you, Nathan,

but you of all people should know

that the more lies you tell, the worse it gets.

-Yeah, I will tell her. -[Chel] Good.

Well, let's go to the bank.

Dave.

So, how many blokes have you got to this point

and then turned around and done a runner?

Oh, now if you're at all unsure about the procedure--

No, I'm not. I want to have it done.

Just wish it was over all ready.

Mmm, so do I.

So, are they gonna make dad have a Brazilian?

How do you know he doesn't already have one?

Well, you brought it up.

I'm gonna puke at the thought of that

and then I'm gonna get a drink.

[Julie] Oh, and for the record,

no, your dad's never had a Brazilian.

Great.

Oh, oh, Ben!

Now, I need you to take off your pants

and your underwear.

You could've offered to buy me a coffee first.

I don't mean to rush this along

but I've got another appointment

-straight after you. -Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

It's, uh... It's not the sort of occasion

I want you to feel pressured for time.

Yeah, there's nothing to be nervous about.

No, I'm not. I'm not, I'm fine.

I'd prefer it

if you turned off your mobile.

Oh, did you see a nurse out there?

No. Why? What's wrong?

-My waters have broken. -What!?

Um, can you call Dr. Marsh please?

My waters have broken.

The baby's coming now?

I don't know, darling. Call your father.

Well, you can add this to a list of firsts.

The only time I've ever had another bloke

going at my old fellow with a wet cloth.

We've got to make sure the area's nice and sterile.

You don't want an infection.

No, no, that is something I would prefer to avoid.

So, you, uh, see any good movies lately?

Yes.

Hey, Dad, just call me

as soon as you get this message, okay?

I can't keep my legs crossed forever.

I'm sure you just heard that.

-Okay, bye. -[screams]

-Hey, shh... -Ah!

Just breathe. Breathe. Push, push.

I need your father here, Ben.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll be here.

You know he wouldn't miss this.

I need him here now, Ben!

[screams]

And so we're back to where we started.

I'm in agony and my husband is nowhere to be found.

It's not how it's meant to be.

[Sandra] I know that, but Julie,

you need to calm down and listen to me.

Your blood pressure is the crucial factor here.

Now, you're dilating fast

and there was meconium staining in your waters.

-Is that bad? -If the baby's aspirated

any fluid into its lungs, possibly.

I need to talk to my husband.

Yeah, we've been trying to get in touch with him

but we can't remember the name of his clinic.

[Sandra] And I need to book a theatre.

No, no, I want a natural child birth.

I've had all my children that way.

Julie, you'll have your natural birth

if everything proceeds safely.

But the moment your blood pressure rises too high

or if there's any sign of foetal distress

then it is an immediate caesarean.

Okay, book a theatre.

Good.

What about Warney?

-Wasn't he driving Dave? -Three messages.

Are you sure you can't remember

the name of dad's doctor?

Try Nathan or Granddad.

-Okay. -Just try everyone, okay?

-Yeah. -I just need to...

need to find Dave! Oh, God!

[Ted] Yes, yes Dr. Martin referred him to a specialist

and we just need to find out what the guy's number is.

Look, hey, love. Love this is an emergency.

His wife's just gone into labor.

All right, all right. Look, just you call the clinic

wherever it is and just tell Mr. Rafter

he needs to call us, will you?

Yeah. All right.

All right, thanks...

-for nothing. -What's going on?

Julie's having the baby,

Dave's not answering his phone

and we don't know where he is.

Do you know what the name of his specialist is?

-No, but it was on a card. -Yeah, I know.

-He brought it home with him. -Yeah, it was over here.

Oh, God, do you know where Nathan is?

He's left his phone here.

I just left him at the shops.

He's got a few things to do.

Oh, what's the use of having a mobile

if you don't take it with you?

Hey, Ted, is this it?

Give us a look.

Oh, thank God. Thank God.

-Look, I'll give him a call. -No, no, I'll do that.

I'll get over there to pick him up.

You go to the hospital, be with Jules.

Tell her he'll be there.

[groans] Just call him again please?

Yep.

Dave!

Ooh!

I haven't even made the incision yet.

Now you're gonna feel a little bit of pulling

and you might also see some sparks

or smell some burning flesh

but all that's completely normal.

Hey.

Hey.

[Rachel] You okay?

I am fine.

I'm sorry, I, ah... I'm late.

-I just-- -You what?

--couldn't find a park.

[laughs]

-You hungry? -Yeah. Yes, I am.

Um, but, um, we didn't have...

we didn't have to come back here.

Well, do you want to go somewhere else?

No, no, no, this is fine.

It's just, um...

You don't have to worry about yesterday.

-Oh... -[Rachel] No, no, no,

course you have to worry about it medically

but hey, you don't have to worry about me.

I know. I know.

Did the doctors figure out what was wrong?

No, not yet.

They've still got to do more tests

but no more rugby till then.

No.

I don't know, I thought... I thought

maybe it was all that talk about...

um, commitment, you know?

I meant, what I said, Rach,

about long term.

And that's why I wanted you to come here today.

Uh, what are you doing?

Just getting my fork.

[phone ringing]

Um, sorry.

That's, um... That's Ben.

I'll just put it on silent.

Rachel.

Um, hey, oh, are we ready to order?

'Cause can we get some garlic bread please?

-Do you want herb bread? -Yeah.

Herb bread too. Can we get some herb bread

-as well? -[Jake] Yum.

Why doesn't anyone answer their bloody phones?

-Oh, Dad. -Don't worry, love.

Chel's on her way to the clinic

to pick up Dave now.

Has she told them? Do they know?

Yeah, oh, it's under control. He'll be here.

If you could perhaps check.

Your daughter's almost fully dilated.

Strewth.

Rachel, as soon as you get this, call me.

Mom's having the baby now.

[whispers] Someone's gonna have to be with her

if dad doesn't get here in time.

No, he'll be here.

If not, we'll toss for it.

I'll call Chel.

I'm joking.

-[Julie screams] -I'll stay.

Okay, okay. That's it, breathe.

Breathe, breathe. Dad'll be here.

Dad'll be here.

Okay.

Time to put me out of my misery.

Go.

Well, I was gonna wait till after dessert, so...

To sweeten the deal?

Oh, pushy, aren't you?

Mmm.

Okay, I got the feeling

that yesterday was a bit more

than just a casual lunch, yeah?

I guess it was kind of like, a family try out.

To see if your mom and I could now be in the same room

for more than five minutes? Yep.

She knows.

I told her

I want you in my life long term. Yeah?

And mom likes you, she really does.

-Well, no she doesn't but-- -[Jake] No she really does,

okay. And Alex loves you

maybe a little bit more than he should

and Rachel I love you.

-Are you proposing to me? -No.

-What? No? -[Jake] What?

-Whoa. -Why not?

-Well-- -[Rachel] Well, no that's...

It's... It's good.

That's good.

I just... I, um...

It's not like I want to get married or anything

but I thought that that's what this was about.

-[Jake] All right. All right. -Yeah? No?

Maybe you should just keep your voice down

-just a little. -You're not breaking up

-with me, are you? -[Jake] No. I'm... I--

-Because... No. -[Jake] If you just--

If you just shut up for a second I'll tell you, okay?

It...

Before we talk about our future.

-Mmm-hmm. -[phone ringing]

And your phone's ringing again.

Sorry, sorry.

-It's all right. -No, I'll leave it.

No, no, answer, it answer it.

Sorry.

Six missed calls all from Ben?

[Sandra] Okay, you're nearly here.

Who's gonna stay with Julie for the delivery?

Can we try Chel one more time?

She's not answering. She's probably driving.

Dave's gonna miss the whole thing.

Well, you're not gonna be on your own, love. I'm here.

[Sandra] You might want to put on a gown.

As long as it's not too tight in the lower region.

Oh, Dave!

Don't you ever get off your phone?

It's engaged, engaged, engaged!

What? I've been calling you a hundred times!

It doesn't matter!

Doesn't matter, you're here.

And we've got a baby to deliver.

Oh!

Ooh.

Oh. Oh, are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine fine, fine, fine.

We might move into the corridor.

[Chel] Good luck.

[Ben] See you on the flip side.

[Dave] Ah!

Ah, it's not good.

Ooh, it's not good.

I think I might've torn my stitches.

Oh, just...

[breathes heavily]

Ooh, it hurts.

[Julie screaming]

[Dave] Yes, that's good, that's good.

You're doing, you're doing fine.

You're doing fine.

Just keep it up, keep it up.

Mr. Rafter, your stitches are fine.

Yeah, I don't know if they're fine actually...

[Sandra] You're bound to feel some discomfort,

-some soreness. -Some discomfort? I mean--

Your stitches are fine, Dave!

Do you know want to know about discomfort?!

Do you want to know about soreness!?

Do you want to know about pain!?

-Oh! -Do something!

-Okay, okay, okay. -[Julie groaning]

Hurry!

-Stop kissing me! -Okay, okay, sorry.

Oh, I've got two words for you! Watermelon!

It's actually one word.

Water! Melon!

-[screams] -Coffee?

[Dave] Okay.

Okay, next contraction we're nearly there.

-You hear that? Next-- -I heard what she said!

We've got the head,

and the shoulders...

I can see it, I can see it.

-Look who we've got here. -[baby crying]

It's a girl.

You have a beautiful daughter.

Oh, is she all right?

[Sandra] Yep. She's perfect.

She's beautiful.

[Sandra] Dave are you gonna do the honors here?

Yeah.

[dramatic music playing]

[Sandra] Now let's have a quick hello.

Yeah?

Hello.

Hello, beautiful girl.

After 20 years it's still a miracle, eh?

Oh, who would've thought?

[Sandra] Have you thought of a name?

-Yeah, thousands. -Hello.

She's so beautiful.

[Dave] Look at the little ears.

Yeah. [chuckles]

[Dave] Look at the little red lips.

[Julie] Ruby.

Hey, Ruby.

Louise. Rafter.

That's perfect.

[Dave] You like that?

[Julie] Hey, Ruby.

Hello.

Holding your new baby in your arms

is one of the most precious, rewarding moments in life.

How are you doing?

Oh, nothing that a bag of frozen peas won't fix.

How about a cuddle with your new daughter?

Yeah, that might also work.

[Julie] Mmm.

Come here, baby.

Okay.

I don't feel a thing anymore.

[laughter]

Hello, Ruby.

What do you think of your new granddaughter?

She's just like you.

It's like when I first held you.

The same eyes.

Poor thing. Paper bag time.

[Rachel] So sorry.

I only just got your message, Benny.

Oh, my God.

Come and meet your new little sister, eh.

A sister?

Ruby Louise.

You're not the only girl anymore.

Oh, thank God for that.

Oh, my God she's...

Well, her name fits perfectly. She's...

a little gem.

Congratulations, Jules.

Thanks. Hello.

Oh, hi, Mom.

Hey, um, has anyone heard from Nathan?

Hey. I was just about to call you.

Where is everyone?

I don't know. I... I've been out

-and I left my phone here. -Oh.

And my croissants and my iced coffee.

Sam, there's something I have to tell you

and you're not gonna like it.

Should I be sitting down?

The money I won, I took it back to the casino

and I lost it.

All of it.

I didn't want you to know

so I borrowed some money from Chel.

I just wanted us to have enough money to move out.

I wanted it to be perfect for you.

That's all I've wanted this whole time.

I've just wanted us to get ahead.

But?

But I went back there again.

Oh, my God.

[Nathan] I won enough to pay Chel back

and for us to move out, Sam but the debt...

I am sorry. And I know

that you're sick of hearing that because so am I.

Every stupid, crazy thing that I've done

this whole year has just been a gamble.

I don't know why I do it.

I have a problem but I am going to fix it.

I am so sorry to let you down again.

[soft music playing]

It's fine.

It's fine.

[Nathan] Sam...

[Sammy] I just need to be by myself for a bit.

[singer] ♪ Got a little dream That's my friend ♪

♪ For the melody ♪

[phone ringing]

[singer] ♪ And I'm running Just as fast as I can... ♪

[Julie] Maybe I've seen the picture

on too many Christmas cards

but there is a slightly more famous story

about having a baby at this time of the year.

And I might not have wise men to bring me presents.

The donkey's not here either.

Hey!

[Julie] All right, close enough.

But the inn is full.

That's one thing we've got in common.

Oh, you're here.

Come and meet your sister.

Even more full now.

-Mom, she's gorgeous. -[Julie] Mmm.

Where's Sammy?

[Nathan] She'll be here.

[singer] ♪ Harmony To my heartbeat, baby ♪

[Julie] And maybe right now no one really knows

what the future has in store for us.

[singer] ♪ When you hold me I can see ♪

♪ This is exactly Where I wanna be ♪

♪ You're the harmony To my heartbeat, baby ♪

♪ Harmony To my heartbeat, baby ♪

♪ You're the harmony To my heartbeat, baby ♪

♪ Harmony To my heartbeat, baby ♪

♪ You're the harmony To my heart beat, baby ♪

♪ When you hold me I can see ♪

[Julie] Now, I would never say this out loud

because my family would make fun of me...

but as long as we've got each other,

that's all that matters.

[upbeat music playing]

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