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[theme music playing]

[heartbeat]

[Dave] The human heartbeat.

The telltale sign of life.

The most wonderful sound in the world.

-Hello. -Hey, morning.

-Didn't hear you get up. -You were snoring.

-I don't snore, do I? -You purr.

-Like a buzz saw. -Oh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, no physical exertion.

You're on strict bed rest young lady

-until that baby's born. -Oh! But I'm bored.

-[Dave] No, you're not. -Yeah, I am bored.

[Dave] No, no, no, you just think you're bored.

Well, when you think you're bored, you're bored.

Jules, you collapsed.

You scared the hell out of us

and you're only allowed home from hospital

on the condition that you stay in bed.

Yeah, all right, when you put it like that.

Can you, um, thank Rachel for the breakfast?

Will do.

[Julie] Still bored.

Well, watch some TV. I don't...

-I don't want to watch TV. -Well, finish that book

you've been trying to finish for years.

You're almost there, you know Mrs. Doubtfire.

-[chuckles] Mrs. Dalloway. -Whatever.

I don't feel like reading a book either.

-Don't know what I want. -Mmm.

Course there is something we could both enjoy together.

Oh, yeah, Well, look as much as I hate to admit it

the doctor said none of that either.

Oh!

Boomedy, boomedy, boomedy, bommedy, boomedy, boom...

-I know what I want. -What's that?

To go to the loo. I'm busting.

Ooh. There you go.

Just one step at a time you know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah.

-Good walking. -Oh, hey.

-[all] Morning. -Morning, love.

-How are you feeling? -Oh, good. Fine.

-You guys? -[all] Yeah, good.

Slow and steady wins the race.

-[Dave] Almost there. -She looks tired.

Bed hair doesn't help.

Well, she probably hasn't been sleeping.

She did look puffy under the eyes.

Mmm, that's probably water retention.

We've just all got to do our bit

and help her get through this.

-Mmm-hmm. -Yeah, her and dad.

-Yeah, he looks a wreck too. -Mmm.

Ah, they get ten points for trying to be jolly.

Yeah, Well, you can't blame them for worrying.

-Oh, all right. -I'll get that.

I just wish they wouldn't that's all.

-[Dave] There you go. -Okay, thanks.

Um, Oh, darling?

-Mmm? -[Julie] Can I...

Can I get a wee bit of privacy, please?

Oh, Yeah, Yeah, sorry

just yell if you need something.

I'm taking the day off.

Oh, well, I can help out tonight.

Yeah, me too.

-What's going on? -Nothing.

We're just sorting the roster.

Look, your mother doesn't want any of you to worry

or put yourself out, all right?

-Well, we're not. -[Nathan] No, not at all.

-[Sammy] It's cool. -Good.

Hey, has anyone heard from Ben and Melissa?

No, and let's keep it like that.

They're on their honeymoon. There's nothing they can do.

Let's just leave them to their swimming

and their windsurfing and their--

Other physical activities.

[Dave] Look, your mother wants to tell them

when they get back, all right?

Fair enough. I'm off to the shops.

[Dave] You want a hand with all that stuff?

[Ted] No, I'm right. I'm meeting up with Chel.

She's offered to be my trolley dolly.

Great. How's she going?

We haven't seen her since the wedding.

Oh, she's good, just keeping a low profile?

Why? I thought we'd moved through all that stuff.

Oh, you know what she's like.

Well, Yeah, I'm beginning to.

Just... Just tell her that she's welcome here any time

and we'd love to see her, wouldn't we?

-[all] Yeah. -[Ted] Will do.

[romantic music playing]

-Well? -[Ben] What?

Why aren't you, um...

I thought we were gonna try the buffet?

Yeah, but then I thought all that hassle

with clothes so I ordered room service.

Oh, but I thought you had a dream about the buffet.

Yeah, I did but that can wait.

Is that all you dream about? Food and sex?

Uh, no. Of course not.

Sometimes I dream about being Superman.

But you're the only person I've ever told that.

-Oh, that's so sweet. -Yeah, I know

but, ah, I was the man of steel last night right?

-[knocks on door] -[Izzy] Room service.

[laughs] Go and get the door, Superman.

[Ben] All right.

[makes sound]

-G'day. -Room service.

I have your breakfast order.

Ah, great. Just pop it on the table.

So, you guys are the newlyweds right?

-Yeah, that's us. -[Izzy] Congratulations.

-Thank you. -I just love

seeing people in love, don't you?

-[Melissa] Oh, love it. -[Ben] Yeah.

Oh, ow.

-Are you okay? -Oh, yeah, I'm fine

just, you know, a bit saddle sore from yesterday.

I think I pushed myself a bit hard.

[Izzy] Oh, you honeymooners.

I suppose there are worse ways to be spending the time.

Enjoy.

[laughs]

-Do you think she thinks-- -I think she did.

I meant the horse ride on the beach

-we did yesterday. -That's not what she thinks.

[chuckles] Okay, here's a deal.

From now on we don't tell anyone

-we're newlyweds. Deal? -Giddy up.

[Julie] "What is this terror? What is this ecstasy?

What is it that fills me extraordinary excitement?"

Only me.

"For there he was."

Ah, you've finished Mr. Dalloway.

Mrs. Dalloway. Oh, I hate it

when you finish a good book.

It's like losing your friend.

Oh, don't worry there's plenty more

-where that came from. -I knew you'd understand.

-What's in the bag? -Old baby monitors.

People chuck them out when their kids grow up

and I picked them up for next to nothing.

Oh.

Hey, you reckon Chel's avoiding us?

-No. -[Dave] No we haven't seen her

-since the wedding. -[chuckles]

Well, we've been a little tied up

-in case you hadn't noticed. -[Dave] Yeah, but I thought

she'd want to be a part of all this.

[Julie] What, keeping me entertained?

I don't blame her for steering clear.

[Dave] But don't you find it frustrating?

-What? -Well, I just can't

work her out you know. Firstly we had that blow up

with Nathan and the drugs

and then she comes to the wedding

and it's all okay then she's nowhere

to be seen you know? It's always,

you know, one step forward, two steps backward.

You just need to find your rhythm with each other.

You can't push these things.

Yeah, I suppose.

What? Why are there so many?

Right. Well, we, uh, have one set in here,

one in the kitchen, one in the shed

and we've got our own intercom system.

You know, no more shouting out

or lying here with your legs crossed.

Darling, it's not like I've got that much

-privacy left as it is. -Privacy's overrated.

Anyway you can just turn it off.

Well, all right.

As long as you don't start installing cameras.

-No. -[Carbo] Hey, roomies

I'm home. Roomies?

Who are you talking to, dummy?

There are no roomies.

Who are you calling dummy, dummy?

Dummy?

[playful music playing]

[Melissa] Do you think cocktail names are made up

by thirteen year old boys?

Why do you think they call them cocktails?

-Get it? -Ah, excuse me?

-Mmm? -Are these ones taken?

-No. -Go for it.

Thank you.

-Beautiful day. -Gorgeous.

Ah, I'm Nicole. This is Adrian.

-Hi, uh-- -Hi. He's Ben, I'm Mel.

-Sorry, we won't bother you. -[Melissa] That's okay.

We arrived a bit late for lunch.

We heard it's actually quite good.

It's awesome.

Oh, it's one of the reasons we picked this place.

We're actually in the business ourselves.

[Ben] Oh, whereabouts?

-In Sydney in the Shire. -Oh, we're in Carss Park.

Ah, Ben's the bar manager at the Boat Club.

Wow, small world. You might've actually heard of our place,

-The Variations? -Uh, yeah. Actually I have.

Oh, we haven't had a chance to get there though.

Ah, you'll have to put it on your list.

-[Melissa] Yeah. -So, what brings you here?

Ah, nothing special.

We're just an old married couple

-on a weekend away. -[Adrian] The same as us.

We've got seven years under the belt.

-How about you guys? -Three.

-Four. -[Melissa] It's three.

And a half. Just feels like four.

-In a good way. -Kids?

-Not yet. -Still practicing.

[Adrian] We've got a little girl, Maya.

She's with Nicole's parents at the moment.

Our first holiday without her.

[Adrian] It's important to take some time

for yourselves, don't you think?

-Yeah. -Absolutely.

Uh, could I get you guys a drink?

What are you having?

Uh, I might move onto a beer.

Uh, me too.

-Okay and? -Surprise me.

-I will do. -[laughs]

Delicious meal in sixty seconds.

Fifty seconds to go.

What are you staring at?

Good idea, Mr. Pineapple.

Uh, look who's here.

Yeah, I brought some flowers to brighten up--

-[Julie] Oh. -And you already have some.

Oh, yes, my devoted husband.

[Sammy] Hey, I'll put them in some water.

Ah, thanks.

Interesting arrangement. Obviously self-taught.

-[chuckles] -[Carbo] I reckon that flowers

use up oxygen so you can't have them in a sick room.

Not that you're sick but you know--

Yeah. I have heard that, yeah.

Yeah. Well, the truth is flowers give off oxygen

-and perfume. -Well, thank you.

That's not all I have.

Here I have the most fun you could have in a box

-without getting arrested. -Oh, uh, Carbo, I... I'm--

[Carbo] No, no, no, let me just wire it up it's fine.

-[Julie] No, no, Carbo-- -[Carbo] Look,

when was the last time you drove a monster truck?

-Gee, I can't remember. -Ah, Well,

that drought's about to break.

Carbo, look, Julie, she's not supposed

-to get too excited. -That's okay.

You know, we could do a time trial

-instead of a race. -Yeah, no, no, no, I don't,

-I don't think that's a-- -Less adrenaline pumping.

It's okay. It's fine.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

All right. Well, I've got to go to work

but Dave and Rach are here if you need them.

-Okay. Enjoy. -[Carbo] And it just doesn't

play games,

it plays movies as well.

-Oh, wow. -Hey?

-How good is that? -[dramatic music playing]

[Carbo sniffles]

I thought you were playing monster trucks?

Yes, trucks crashed and burned

so we watchedDances With Wolves instead.

Um, why, why is he--

[Julie] That they, um... They killed the wolf.

-I liked the wolf! -I personally liked

-Kevin Costner's bum. -Mum.

Horses for courses.

Oh, they killed the horse too!

Ah, that is sad. Um, mum, would you like me

to set another place for Carbo?

-[Julie] Um-- -Well, you know what

they say, the more the merrier.

-[Julie] That means yes. -Okay.

[Ben] Awesome. So business is good then?

-Yeah, we're doing okay. -Oh, better than okay.

-Sounds great. -[Ben] Yeah.

But you're in the trade. You know what it's like.

The trick is to stay ahead of the game.

-Yeah, right. -We're looking to expand,

ah, incorporate an up market bar

to complement the restaurant.

Oh, so you'd be looking for a bar manager?

[Adrian] Yeah, well, we've definitely started

getting the feelers out there.

[Nicole] And we need someone who's good with people.

[Adrian] And with a knowledge of local supplies.

[Nicole] Yep.

Oh, look at the time. No wonder I'm starving.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, do you guys wanna share a table?

If you don't, that's cool.

[Adrian] Oh, yeah, we don't wanna cramp your style

if you had some romantic--

Hey, what style? We're all people people, right?

-[Melissa] Yeah, absolutely. -Yeah, sounds great.

And there's some local wines on the list

that look very interesting.

[upbeat music playing]

I am dancing with wolves.

I am not talking to you.

You are not worth talking to.

[Jake] Hands off.

It's taken me ages to get it disorganized like that.

The last bloke used to keep it neat and tidy.

Am I paying you to drink coffee now?

Yeah, well, it's why I nominated you

-boss of the year. -It's been a big help,

you know, you and Warney taking up the slack.

Yeah, no worries.

I reckon Julie needs you around here

right now anyway.

How'd you go with those baby monitors?

[Jake] Yeah, all set up, ready to go.

-Great. -[Jake] Right

Warney called, said he'd meet you down there.

No worries, mate.

I brought you a visitor.

Hi.

Hey, Chel.

Good to see you.

-How are things going? -Fine.

I thought I'd drop in just briefly,

see how she was doing.

Great. She'd like that.

I brought.. brought some flowers and some magazines.

Come in. She won't be long.

She's just taking a shower.

Yeah, well, it works like an intercom system

but it's an open mike.

There's no buttons to push.

You just talk into this one here

and, ah, when Jules needs us,

you'll hear her through this one.

Or you could walk the half a dozen paces

to your bedroom.

Yeah, you could do that.

Just what we need, a little less privacy

around the house.

Strewth, I've left the veggies in the boot.

Want a cup of coffee?

Oh, we had one at the shops.

[Dave] Right.

Don't let me stop you, though.

[Dave] It's shaped up to be a pretty nice day

-out there, eh? -[Chel] Yes, it's beautiful.

[Dave] Julie was right.

We needed to find our rhythm.

Let me load the dishwasher.

Oh, no, no, I'm... I'm on it.

Because right now, we were definitely

out of sync

and it was doing my head in.

[knocks on door]

[Julie] Okay, I'm decent.

Hey, Chel! Thank God, you're here.

You're saving me from back to back Jane Austen DVDs.

Everyone deserves a Mr. Darcy.

Yes, especially when they're played

-by Colin Firth. -[Chel laughs]

Well, I just thought I'd, um, bring these,

but you've already got some.

No, a girl can never have too many flowers.

Thank you, they're lovely.

Just a bit of color.

How are you feeling?

Uh, not bad.

Just sick of being in bed.

You've got a good set up.

Yeah, I know.

Although, it's amazing

how doing absolutely nothing

-is exhausting. -I should let you rest.

[Julie] No, no, no, I was actually hoping

for one of your famous massages.

I could crack walnuts with these shoulders.

You think you're up to it?

[Julie] Ah, yep. Please?

[Chel] All right. Well, I'll go easy.

Oh, thank you.

Ah.

Oh, that's good.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

-What? Dad? -Shh.

[Nathan] Dad, please tell me that's...

Your mother's getting a massage

-from Chel now. Shh. -Right.

[Julie] You know, you're more than welcome

-to hang around? -[Chel] Um, no.

No, not today. I know how busy you all are.

Dad, you are eavesdropping!

No, I'm not.

[Julie] You know, I know Dave would love you

to stay if you could find the time.

[Chel] Another day maybe?

-I'm gonna hit the road. -Oh, two secs

and I'll give you a lift home.

There's no need, I'll be right.

Oh, don't be silly.

It's the least I can do.

[Chel] Oh, all right.

-[Dave] You leaving already? -Yeah.

Chel, are we okay?

What do you mean?

Well, we haven't had a proper conversation

since the Nathan and Sammy thing.

We're over that, right?

Oh, God, Nathan. What was I thinking?

You know you're welcome here anytime, don't you?

Yeah, I do know that.

Well, then why--

Wagons ho.

What, am I interrupting something?

[Chel] No, no, no, that's fine.

I'll... I'll see you later, Dave.

Yep. See you, Chel.

-Thanks, Ted. -Sorry, mate,

but you know it's no good pressuring her.

[Dave] Who's pressuring her?

-Oh, come-- -I just wanna talk to her.

-[Ted] Well, talk to her. -[Dave] Well, I'm trying to

but she keeps putting up barriers

and you keep barging in on me.

[mellow music playing]

[Julie] Dave?

Dave?

I thought I turned that off?

Well, I turned it back on.

-Why? -There's no point having it

if it's not on.

[Julie] I can hear you whispering.

Do you think she heard that?

If I did, she must've.

[Julie] Don't make me come looking for you.

I'm gonna count to three.

One, two, three.

[Dave] Yeah, I'm... I'm here.

I'm here.

You, uh, need to go to the loo?

Why'd you bite Dad's head off?

I hardly bit his head off.

[Julie] I heard you.

Maybe these things weren't such a great idea.

-Dave. -Look, I just wanted to get

a moment alone with Chel.

So, get a moment alone with Chel.

-What's stopping you? -She is.

The second I try, the walls go up.

Well, she was lovely to me.

Yeah, I know, I heard.

Those things are definitely going.

Yeah, look, that's the problem.

She's lovely to everyone.

She gets along with you, with Ted,

-with the kids. -Yeah, Dave I--

[Dave] Yeah, I know... I know,

I know how I'm sounding.

I just...

I just have to get her alone.

And I know exactly what I'm gonna do.

[Carbo] So, guys, hey, how's it hanging?

Oh, how's it going?

What was that?

Why did I call?

Why did I call?

I don't know, yeah, it's the furniture.

I'm thinking of reupholstering.

Not bad.

[birds chirping]

Okay, sun block?

-Check. -Hats?

-Check. -Okay, let's go.

We don't wanna be late for the boat.

Yeah.

-[phone ringing] -Oops,

that's probably Adrian wondering where we are.

G'day, Adrian, we're on our way.

-Adrian? -Carbo?

Benno.

-How's it going? -Good, great.

-Why are you calling? -[Melissa] Ben?

Is everything okay?

[Carbo] Sweet, mate. Yeah, sweet.

Anyway, I was watching this, uh, show

-the other day on-- -Ben.

Hey, mate, we've gotta run.

-We're doing a resort dive. -A dive?

-Cool. -[Ben] Yeah, we met

this awesome married couple

and, uh, there just might be a job in it for me

-if I play my cards right. -[Carbo] Oh, great.

-Good. -[Melissa] Carbo, hi, yeah,

sorry, we really have to go now.

-Bye. -[Carbo] Wait.

You heard the wife. See you.

See you.

I miss you.

Adrian?

[Dave] G'day.

-Slight change of plans. -Is Ted all right?

-He's fine. -Is Jules?

Shouldn't you be home with Jules?

It's okay. I've got a pass out.

-Come on, hop in. -Oh, no, no, it's not that.

I don't want to put you out.

Never. Hop in.

Come on.

You and I both know we need to talk.

Oh, Dave, I'm not up to talking.

Well, I... I'll drive you to the hospital.

We'll talk there.

-No. -No, the dialysis takes,

what, three or four hours?

It'll give us plenty of time.

-No, no. -Why not?

Because I don't want you to see me that way.

It's okay for Ted to be there?

-It's not the same. -Come on, Chel,

you're my mother, I'm your son.

-Why are you doing this? -You're getting angry.

-Don't get angry. -Yeah, well, it's too late.

What's the point in coming back into my life

if you don't wanna get to know me?

All right, you're right.

Let's go.

[engine starts]

This is a lot to go through twice a week.

You get used to it.

Does it hurt?

Not really.

It was great to see you yesterday

having time with Julie.

But then we start to talk and you shoot through.

Well, I was in the way.

No, you weren't.

I want to help.

[Dave] You do help.

-Do I? -Yeah, of course.

Why would you think you didn't?

The truth is I...

I feel like the ground is shifting underneath me.

I think I'm frightened.

[Dave] Of what?

You seemed fine at the wedding.

We, we had fun, you know, we danced.

I was very proud of you.

Your very big wonderful family.

Your family that you made.

And Julie collapsed.

And the whole family was so worried and anxious.

That's fragile.

And then all that stuff with Nathan.

I'm not experienced with how families work.

Chel...

[Chel] Anyway you shouldn't be here.

You should be home with Jules.

This isn't the time for distractions.

Well, then let's get one thing straight.

You are not a distraction to me, all right?

Don't think for a second that my concern for you

distracts me from Julie and the baby.

It doesn't.

You know, it's the great thing about love.

It, you know, it expands

and fills the gaps.

Yeah, it sounds like something you'd buy in a hardware store.

But you know what I mean, don't you?

Finally a breakthrough.

I could feel her heart beating with mine.

[Ben] It was like swimming in the biggest

and best fish tank ever. I want to do it again.

Well, days like today are why it's good to be open

-to new experiences. -Absolutely.

You know Mel and I never would have gone scuba diving

if you didn't suggest it. Thank you.

[Adrian] I'm guessing that you're the adventurous one

and Mel's the cautious type.

Uh, no way mate.

She is a wild child.

-Really? -[Ben] No, she's outrageous.

Try anything once. Honestly sometimes

I struggle to keep up with her.

Ah, open to new experiences, I like that.

Life is not a spectator sport.

You've got to grab it with both hands.

Am I right?

Yeah. Yeah, you are so right.

For instance I can tell that you are interested

in the bar manager's job.

I might Yeah, maybe.

[Adrian] No need to be embarrassed.

You're exactly the sort of person

that we're looking for.

-I am? -[Adrian] Yeah. Nicky and I

were talking about it last night.

Wow. I don't know what to say.

[Adrian] Don't say anything. We're still on holidays.

Let's just relax and enjoy each other's company.

Oh, which reminds me what are you guys

-doing tonight? -Uh, no plans.

[Adrian] Well, we bought a couple of extra bottles

of French with us.

We thought maybe we could grab some nibbles

and head back to our room?

Sure. That sounds great.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

So, my dad, what was he like?

Well, I'd see him play cricket

when I went to the match with your grandfather.

He was a star.

So, that's where I got it from?

Yeah. [chuckles]

Ah, his family had a farm further west,

out Narrabri way.

He worked as a roustabout on a local station.

He had a wild streak.

He had a smile that would light up a room.

He was seventeen, I was fifteen.

He died too young.

I never even found out

what really happened to him, you know?

How come?

I don't think I really wanted to know.

You know? If I'd seen his name on a stone,

I'd have had to say goodbye.

I don't think I was up to that.

But everybody has to be ready for that.

Don't they? If they're going to love at all.

-Okay slowly. -I'm such a nanna.

Ooh, I think I just felt it kick.

-Did you? -Now, are you sure

that there's nothing else I can get you?

Oh, darling taking me to the loo

is service above and beyond.

I've got everything I need, trust me.

Not everything, Jules.

Classic Catches Volume Three.

This one's even got the Keg On Legs

with that amazing one hander at the MCG

to give Hollywood his hat trick in 1994.

Keg on Legs?

Boony, Rach. Come on.

Oh, silly me.

Right, well, you guys enjoy that.

-I'm going to leave you to it. -No, Rachel.

-[Rachel] Um, have fun. -Rach...

-Enjoy. -[Julie] Rachel!

-[Rachel] Keg on Legs, woo! -[Warney] Kids nowadays.

Got no respect for history.

-[Julie] No. -I'll just whack this on.

[Julie] Warney, before you do that how's,

how's Trish?

Well, you know speaking of history, um,

I think that's where me and Trish are headed.

Oh.

-What happened? -Well, just you know,

just hasn't worked out.

Might look like I'm smiling on the outside

but on the inside I'm a broken man, Jules.

Dave! How's it going?

-What are you doing here? -[Warney] Classic Catches.

-Volume Three. -This is a comfy bed, Jules.

[Dave] Uh, yeah, well, don't get too comfy.

Haven't you got some paperwork to do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure okay.

Uh, and, uh, just remember

your blood pressure okay?

And ah, and don't start watching that

-'till I get back, okay? -Oh, promise.

Can't wait.

You are the cavalry.

Oh, thanks Nath.

Your blood's worth bottling.

[Carbo] Oh, did I hear someone mention beer o'clock?

I heard that chime too, mate. Ding dong.

Dave, can I interest you with a cold one?

No, I've still got some work to do.

-[Carbo] Natho? -Ah, no thanks.

Eh, Warney, what about that paperwork?

Well, Nath's just said he'd do it

and I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth

so speaking of mouths come on mine's parched.

-Let's go. -Here we go mate.

Ah... Hey, hey, hey, guys, could you take the party

-elsewhere please? -[Carbo] Ah, yeah,

sorry, Dave. Come on let's go back to my joint.

Okay, well, a traveler for the road then.

Thanks Dave. See you later.

-Thanks Nath. -Have fun.

Given Warney's book keeping it's just quicker

and easier if I do it.

Yeah, fair enough.

Hey, um, how would I go about finding a grave?

Go to a cemetery?

No, I mean a specific one.

Is it someone that I know?

Yeah, my dad, Tom Jennings.

Want to help?

What've you got? Have you, have you got a town?

Uh, no. It's somewhere in the bush.

That sort of narrows it down.

I can have a look at births, deaths and marriages.

-[Dave] It's that easy? -Yeah.

With a little bit of luck...

Okay. Here we go.

We can do a search here. Historical index.

Now Tom, that's going to be short for...

-Thomas. -[Nathan] Thomas. Jennings.

Um, have you got a date?

Well, he died when I was two.

-So... -Okay I can do the maths.

Mmm. Bombed out.

There is no Thomas Jennings

recorded as dying that year.

Maybe his death wasn't registered?

Or we've got the years wrong

or we've got the name wrong.

They're the only variables.

So what do we do now?

Well, maybe cemeteries are online?

I mean everything else is.

If you know the general area, we could,

we could see what we could find?

It was somewhere near Narrabri.

Where's that?

I don't know. I'll get the maps.

Dad, I can... I can download one.

[Dave] Really? Great.

-Technology, eh? -Yes.

There you go. Narrabri.

Mate this is a palace.

-Mmm. -It's a palace!

Big. Empty.

It gets a bit lonely.

[Warney] Yeah, don't talk to me about being lonely.

Ever since Trish has got that new job

at the function center, I don't see her anymore.

Reckon they'll be moving out now that they're married.

-What? -Hey?

What are you talking about?

Ben and Melissa.

What about them?

I can't remember.

[both sigh]

[upbeat music playing]

[all] Cheers.

Well, why don't you guys drink up

and I'm just going to go

and slip into something a little more comfy.

[Nicole] Oh, Yeah, me too.

I got some sun this morning

and this strap has got to go.

Won't be a sec.

Did he just say,

slip into something more comfortable?

Comfy. I think he said comfy.

Yeah, but have you ever heard that before?

What?

Well, it's one of those lines.

People say that and they come back naked.

-Mel... -No, I'm getting

a really weird vibe here.

Back in the spa she kept saying

what a really good looking guy you were.

Seriously?

I mean, is that right?

Well, did you guys talk about any weird stuff?

-No. -Are you sure?

Yes. We talked about scuba diving,

me working for them, being open to new experiences.

Oh, my god!

I think they're swingers.

Of course they are.

Of course they are. That's what this is.

"Grabbing it by both hands."

Oh, god, do we just go?

Yes.

No what, what if we're wrong?

Oh, um, then we've--

Then I have blown the chance of a really cool job.

Yeah, yeah, okay, maybe we're just jumping the gun.

Um, let's just play it cool.

What if they come back naked?

Well, we go.

If not just act mature.

Right. Mature.

So did we miss anything?

[Ben] Um, sorry?

What were you guys talking about?

Actually you'll never guess.

-Ben... -No, no, it's fine really.

It's hilarious.

We thought for a moment,

for a couple of moments actually that you two

had an open marriage.

-Oh, really? -We thought you were swingers.

Does that scare you or excite you?

[upbeat music playing]

-More pizza! -Hey good idea.

And hurry up! I'm going to open up these coldies.

Eh, hello.

We just got picked up by swingers.

You what?

[Ben] Me and Mel.

They just tried to pick us up.

It's hilarious. You should've been there.

Well, I'm not mate. I'm here.

What?

[Carbo] Look it's okay.

Don't worry.

It's, I'm fine you know?

-He's fine! -I've got a new best mate too.

[Warney] Yep. So...

-Everything's fine. -Everything's fine.

-Your mum's fine. -Mum?

What's she got to do with anything?

Well, she's in bed.

Why is she in bed?

Well, she collapsed. What do you think?

-What? -[Carbo] Look, look, look,

she's all right.

Now, mate, look,

they didn't keep her for that long in hospital.

She just needs to stay in bed.

Righto come on! I'm going to drink them both!

-I've got to go. -Come on hurry up let's go!

-See you! -Carbo? Carbo?

Hey, is your mum all right?

Uh, he said she collapsed.

What?

[Nathan] That is the last cemetery

between Narrabri and Tweed Heads.

Are you sure he wasn't cremated?

No, apparently he came from a good catholic family.

They didn't go much for cremation back then.

Well, there is another possibility,

that he didn't die in New South Wales.

The farm where he had his accident

was actually in Queensland.

Well, that would explain why he's not

in the New South Wales registry, wouldn't it?

-[Nathan] It's worth a start. -Hello.

-Hey. -Yeah, but not tonight.

Turn that off and spend some time with your wife.

Dad, I want to solve this.

[Dave] Yeah, tomorrow. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Solve what?

Uh, where dad's dad's buried.

It's something that he wants to do for Chel.

-Oh, well, that's great. -Mmm.

I mean, if you can find him.

We will.

Come on.

[phone ringing]

Benny. Hi.

Hey how's the honeymoon?

Okay, Ben, just relax.

Mum's okay.

Don't listen to Carbo.

You listen to me.

No, Ben please just relax

and enjoy your honeymoon.

Okay? Promise me.

[tires screeching]

[Dave] Okay. One foot after the other.

I can--

Mum! Oh, my god!

-Ben? -Oh, Ben--

-Are you okay? ---What are you doing here?

I got here as quick as I could.

-Oh, what? -Well, I drove all night.

-Oh, Ben. -Hey look at you,

-you can hardly walk. -I'm fine.

It's okay dad I've got the other arm.

It's all right, it's all right.

-I'm fine. -I heard you collapsed.

-Why didn't you call me? -Well, because I didn't want

to ruin your honeymoon and now

I've ruined your honeymoon.

Come on. It doesn't matter.

-As long as you're okay. -Darling I'm okay.

[Rachel] Ben? What?

What are you doing here?

-Ah... -I told you she was fine!

Well, I think we found the leak.

-Yes. -Oh, no, I'm not the leak.

Well, uh, there's going to be another leak

if I don't get to the loo soon so...

Oh, look your mum's fine.

I'll fill you in in a minute okay?

You promised me, you idiot.

Well, when I got off the phone I sort of just panicked.

-I-- -Where's Mel?

-What? -[Nathan] Your wife...

Your bride Mel?

Uh, she's in the car sleeping.

Yeah, thanks for waking me up.

-Sorry. -Hey, how's Jules?

She's fine, love.

She just had a bit of a scare.

[Rachel] Yeah, she just needs to rest

and take care of herself.

But are you monitoring her blood pressure

and taking regular urine samples?

Yes. We're doing all of that.

Okay. Well, they wouldn't have let her

come home if she wasn't safe.

And that's what I've been telling you

for the last 500k's.

What a couple of days.

First the swingers and now this.

[Rachel and Sammy] Swingers?

Swingers.

[playful music playing]

[all screams]

What are you doing!?

Well, I didn't know it was you two!

[Ben] Who were you expecting?

No one! That's why I was armed and dangerous!

[Melissa] Yeah, only if you breathe on them.

Did you go out on a bender last night?

[Carbo] Oh, I don't know.

Something furry crawled in my mouth and died.

What are you guys doing here?

What were you expecting after you told me

my mum collapsed and ended up in hospital?

I told you that?

-[Ben] Yeah, last night. -We spoke?

Mate, what have you done?

[Melissa] Where did you go out?

Well, I don't think so.

Well, look most accidents happen at home.

Carbo, we drove all the way back.

[Carbo] I know I'm sorry.

Well, at least it saves us any further hassles

-with our swinging friends. -Swingers?

[Ben] Dead set? I told you this.

Well, did you swing?

-What do you think? -How was it?

We didn't.

Oh, who would?

-So you're back? -[Ben] Yes.

For how long?

What do you mean?

Well, we never really spoke about it

but now that you two are the married couple

and you know three's a crowd and everything...

Oh, it never bothered you before.

Yeah, and we haven't changed.

So you're not thinking of moving out?

No. If that's all right with you?

Yeah, of course! It's fine it's great!

You know the three amigos, right?

-Hey! -[Ben] Oh.

-G'day roomies! -What is that smell?

It's a chicko roll. The breakfast of champions.

-You want some? -No, thanks.

What are you doing here?

-I live here. -No, you don't. Does he?

-No! -Good.

Yes, I do. I've even got a lease to prove it.

Hand written but you know it's legit.

[Ben] That is the back of a beer carton.

Mmm, here.

Is that your signature or is that your signature?

That's my signature.

[Julie] Oh, hey, what are you doing up?

I thought you'd be sleeping in after your long,

completely pointless and unnecessary drive.

-I can't sleep. -Oh.

Not with Carbo and Warney crowding the joint.

And it wasn't pointless.

-Warney? -What? Warney?

Yeah, he's moving in.

What!? What next door!?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and just relax.

Remember your blood pressure. We'll think of something.

[Nathan] In the meantime he's cut short your honeymoon

-by two days. -Two days of sunshine,

buffet breakfasts, fancy cocktails.

Yeah, okay I get the picture.

So, it's not quite the same as a sink

full of Warney's boxers.

Well, you could always head back up there.

Are you kidding? And face Adrian

and Nicole across a crowded spa pool?

[Nathan] Ben they would've moved on.

-They love fresh... -Don't!

I'm traumatized enough as it is.

Yeah, very fickle these swingers, aren't they?

Oh, you really are bored.

Are you finished with that?

Yeah, I'm all done.

Plus if we'd left Carbo on his own for two more days,

who knows how many losers and deros we'd be living with

by the time we got back.

-[Julie] Oh. -Mmm.

[Dave] I bet you didn't think you'd be washing our dishes

-on your honeymoon eh? -Yeah, no.

Yeah, all I've got to say if it'd been my honeymoon

-and mum had collapsed-- -You would've done

-the same as Ben. -Yeah.

[Dave] Yeah, me too. You only get one mum, eh?

Hello. Oh, hello, Ben.

I wasn't expecting to see you back so early.

Yeah, nor me. Speaking of which,

I better get back to the wife and start crawling.

Something I said?

Yep. No.

I brought some herbal tea.

Julie like herbal tea?

Yeah, she'd love it.

You're look well.

Oh, I'm full of beans actually.

-You want one of these? -Love one.

Oh, here's the thing I forgot to tell you yesterday

-about your father. -Yeah, what?

[Chel] Um, oh, it's just a quirky country thing.

-It's his name. -Yeah, Tom Jennings.

[Chel] Well, everyone called him Tom.

I always thought of him as Tom,

but his actual name was Francis.

Why'd they call him Tom?

It was a nickname. 'Cause he had two brothers.

There was Richard and there was Harry.

-So it was Tom... -Dick and Harry, huh?

[Chel] Yeah. It was just a family joke that stuck.

It was not important, it was just a name.

[Dave] Well, it is if you're the registry

of births, deaths, and marriages.

[Nathan] No, there's nothing for a Francis Jennings

on the registries or any of the cemeteries.

Do we start in Queensland?

I just can't help thinking that his family lived

in New South Wales, they would've brought him home

to bury him.

Well, maybe they buried him on the family property.

You know they do that in the country sometimes.

Great.

Now we'll never find him.

I told myself I was looking for closure for Chel.

The truth is,

it was also for me.

Well, maybe we'll just can this idea.

Thanks.

[soft music playing]

Want a hand?

[Rachel] Sure. Knock yourself out.

[Dave] Nice to see you doing some housework

-for a change. -[Rachel] Very funny.

Watch it.

Hey dad? Can you come and have a look at this please?

-[Dave] What is it? -Ah, just come

and have a look.

Big help.

Just out of curiosity I did a normal search.

I mean we hadn't done that because there's no point

searching for a guy that's been dead

for forty years but come and have a look at this.

Coolong Courier.

Have a look at the date.

November 3rd, 1989.

Cricket club wins local league.

Well, Yeah, Coolong's nowhere near Narrabri.

Have a look at the photo.

[Dave] Brothers Harry and...

Tom Jennings in a double century partnership.

How could he still be alive?

Well, maybe he isn't.

Well, he lived a whole lot longer than Chel thought.

Yeah, someone must have lied.

-Chel? -No, no.

-Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure.

She said that she loved him.

-Well, who? -I don't know.

Maybe her parents, maybe his parents.

It doesn't matter. The point is he didn't die.

At least--at least not when he was seventeen.

Are you going to tell her?

I don't know what sort of can of worms it could open up.

Let's just sit on it till we've thought it through, eh?

Suddenly there was no need for closure.

'Cause my father was back from the dead.

[playful music playing]

Mel.

Mel. Hey baby.

Made you a special cup of tea.

It's chamomile with some honey for my honey.

Ah, thank you.

It's a very special blend with, um, extra lemon.

-Just the way you like it. -You're trying too hard.

-I know. -Okay.

Would you like a foot massage?

No, thank you.

What do you want to do?

We're still on our honeymoon right?

We can do anything.

Like what?

Whatever you want.

We could go to the beach,

go to the bedroom...

We were at the beach.

I know. I know and now we're here.

Think of it this way.

This is the real start of everything.

Honeymoons aren't real, this is real.

The two of us with the rest of our lives ahead of us.

Guys? I couldn't see a bucket.

In the kitchen under the sink.

They're not that wet but poo they stink.

Better hang them out

-Rest of our lives, eh? -He's not staying.

Let's hope not.

In the meantime,

let's, uh,

if my special blend is working eh?

[Warney] Did I drop my boxers?

Nope.

-[Warney] You sure? -Nope!

[Warney] Positive I washed them.

I must've left them upstairs.

[Julie] Oh, thank you.

A girl could get used to this.

Enjoy it while you can, Julie.

You're going to be flat out when the baby arrives.

Oh, don't I know it. Ah!

What's going on?

She's spoiling me.

You better watch out, she'll start showing you up.

Oh, don't listen to her. Spoil away.

Well, I'll leave you to it.

Thanks, mum. For everything.

Bye.

[Julie] Bye.

[singer] โ™ช You said You feel the same... โ™ช

So she's definitely mum then?

Works for me.

[singer] โ™ช Darling, You kept me sane โ™ช

But actually I've, uh,

got some news about Dad.

What, did you find his grave?

No, a photograph in our local newspaper.

Double of century with his brother in November 1989.

What?!

-Yeah. -Well, so he's still alive?

Well, he was in eighty nine.

[Julie] Oh, my god. Well, what are you going to do?

-Have you told Chel? -No, no, no, I just...

I just have to think it through. It's just--

Oh, darling.

Oh, your heart's racing.

Hey...

[Julie] You're in sync.

[Dave] What we all crave in life is to be in sync

with the people that we love.

But you can't force these things.

These things take time.

And care.

And thought.

[upbeat music playing]

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