All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s02e15 Its My Party.eng

[theme music playing]

[Dave] There aren't
many times in life

when we really get
to let our hair down,

push the boat out, shake up
the world, and party.

But darling I thought
we were planning a barbecue.

That's not a party.

I'm talking a proper
Rafters rave.

We didn't have one
for Nathan and Sammy.

I mean we didn't even
have one when we got married.

Well, yeah that's because we
were flat broke at the time.

[Dave] Yeah but now we're not.

The business is going well,

we've got a little bit
of money put away.

Oh, do we Mr. Rockefeller?

[Dave] It'll be nothing like
Tony Westaway's 50th.

But for the first time
in a long time

everything's coming together,
you know?

All the kids
are in a good place,

we have another one
on the way.

You've got your mom back.

Yeah.
What's not to celebrate.

Plus Mel's parents
are coming over from Perth,

and we've got to impress them.

Yeah. No,
I'm sure they'll be fine

if they're half
as nice as Mel.

[Dave]
The party to end all parties.

What do you say?

Ben and Melissa
are going to love this.

-A beach party?
-Why not?

We're not on a beach
for a start.

And it's an engagement party.

Yeah, no, no, no, your dad
means a theme for the party.

-Hawaiian.
-But why?

Because it'll be fun.

Remember that
end of season bash

for Macka and the boys
did that hula number?

You were on the floor.

I was eight and how old
is this junk anyway?

It's all right.
They've been packed away.

Come on you've got
free costumes,

your mom'll do the food.

I reckon
I can get the rowing club.

No, but I can do cocktails.

Something, something tropical.

There you go. Ted?

Oh, well as long as
you don't expect me

to whack on a grass skirt.

I'm more a sarong man.

[David laughs]

We just wanted
to have something small.

[Dave] No, no, this is
our special gift to you both.

Besides, Mel's parents can't
come all the way from Perth

for a couple of burnt snags.

What do you say?
Come on!

A beach party it is.

[Dave] Ah great!
I'll call the guys.

Even Steve's going
to come back for this one.

I, um, I didn't think Steve
was getting back

from the States
until late next week.

No, I texted him.

Wouldn't be much of a party
without him.

Problem is,
the bigger your party plans,

the bigger the mess
if they don't quite work out.

Layla it's me. I just heard
Steve's back early.

Can you please call me.

Please? Okay bye.

[phone beeps]

[Ted] Cocktails eh?

Very cosmopolitan.

Mai Tais are Hawaiian.

Got to go easy on the rum.

You okay? You seem tired.

Oh don't fuss, Dave.

Treatment tomorrow,
it'll buck me up. Tomorrow?

But didn't you have one
on Friday?

What are you keeping a diary?

[Dave] No, no,
it's just, oh don't worry.

Long, as long as it's working.

[Ted] You still want
that lift? Could you? Yeah.

Nothing else to do.

I have to be there
at 10:00. Okay.

I'll pick you up at 9:30.

[Chel] Thank you and aloha.

You giving her a lift?

Yeah, yeah, whatever
she has done there

she is not allowed to drive
afterwards.

-She told you that?
-Yeah.

That's not what she's told me.

Look mate she'll tell us
if she wants to.

-[car engine turning over]
-Just stop, stop worrying.

She'll be okay.

Dad's going a bit overboard
with this whole beach theme.

I think it's sweet
he's making the effort.

A Hawaiian engagement party.

Hey, it could be worse.

It could be
a Hawaiian wedding.

Ah, that's what
I love about you.

You're a glass half full
kind of girl.

This just arrived by courier.

It's for you.

[gasps]
It's from mom and dad!

Why didn't they just bring it
with them?

I don't know.
It's kind of heavy.

Maybe they didn't want
to schlep it on the plane.

[all] Ooh.

So, a crock pot...

It's a crock of something.

Gee, thanks mom.

Question, has your mom
ever actually met you?

No, it was
really...thoughtful.

Thank you. I'm sure we'll get
a lot of use out of it.

Oh? When?

Well, can't he get out of it?

Ben's parents are going
to so much trouble.

Oh, that's great.

That's one member
of the family.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Yup.

Bye mom.

[phone beeps]

[Melissa] Absolutely typical.

They're not coming?

Dad's got a meeting
in Singapore he can't shift

and mom's going with him.

Yup.

I'm sorry.

[Ben] Hey, no worries.
I'll meet them at the wedding.

It is a bit odd
though not having

any of your family
at the party.

Well, actually there will be.

Mom said my brother's flying
in from Broome. Dermott?

Yeah, meaning every single
woman at the party's

going to be fair game.

Ah.

[Carbo] Ah,
talking about me again?

Actually my brother.

He's a mining engineer
out in the Pilbara.

Three weeks on
and then two weeks off

to party hard
and pick up chicks.

Are you serious?

How come no one told me
about jobs like that?

You got over Artie fast.

Bloke's got to move on, Benno.

Even if his heart is breaking.

Cheer up mate.

Hey ah, what is all this?

It's a party planning.

Yeah, Hawaiian luau.

Ooh.

[Julie] Any luck
with the beach umbrellas?

Yup I've got one here
who delivers

and thankfully
we're not talking big bucks.

Oh hey if you're going
to start worrying

about the cost of this...

I'm not, I'm not.
Well, good

'cause we're only
back to one income next month.

Yeah. Well then we go
in the recession diet.

Well I'll start reading up
on the pineapple recipes then.

Hey Jules did Chel
seem all right to you today?

Dave, you said yourself,
no more questions.

But I can't help it.

I mean what's
really going on with her?

She still hasn't told us.

Yeah and maybe she never will.

She said she's fine
and that should be enough.

-But if I just knew...
-Dave, stop.

We've got a party to organize.

Let's focus on that.

Okay?

[siren blares]

Five messages, Nathan.

Steve's back early.

And you're both coming
to this party.

Oh please, tell me that's not
why you've been hassling me.

[Nathan] I just want
to make this clear .

You're not going to tell him
are you?

[Layla] No. No.
I thought it'd be better

just to show him the video.

That's very funny, Layla.

Make jokes about it.
That's just perfect.

[Layla] Look Nathan,
why would I tell him?

I mean seriously.

Look, I don't even know

why we're still talking
about this.

Okay?

Because... Hello?

-Lay...
-There you are.

Uh, I am going shopping
with mom tomorrow morning

and if I did happen
to see something

that I wanted to wear
to the engagement party...

-Go for your life.
-[Sammy] Thank you.

And I will show some
restraint, I promise.

[upbeat music playing]

[Ted] Well, here we are.

[Chel] Thanks for the lift.

Do you want me
to pick you up later?

I've got a friend coming.
So, thanks though.

Hey listen um...

Dave means well you know?

Yeah I do know.

[Ted] You're his mum.
He's worried.

He doesn't have to be.

Yeah I, I know but...

HIV is just, just
something I live with.

Understood.

[car engine revving]

Chel!

[acoustic music playing]

[Dave] It must be
some kind of related thing.

Well, your guess
is as good as mine.

Hey, but Melissa would know.

Hey Mel,
why would someone with HIV

be going to a renal unit?

-I'm sorry?
-Dad?

Ted ran Chel to the hospital
this morning.

-What?
-Are you sticky-beaking?

No, no. I'm not.
We're just...

Granddad you followed her?

[Dave] It wasn't like that.

-She...
-Did you put him up to this?

No. No. Why a renal unit?

Sorry, without knowing
her medical history...

But you must have some idea.

Well, no, I really
couldn't speculate.

It's to do with the kidneys,
right?

Dave! Melissa's obviously
not comfortable with this.

And neither am I, dad. Shh.

All right all right.
Not Chel.

But someone like Chel
but not Chel,

uh, hypothetically.

Hypothetically, okay.

How long's this person
been treated for HIV?

About twenty years.

[Melissa]
Okay. Um, the thing is

HIV medication can be
pretty toxic to the system.

Prolonged use can have
some side effects.

-Like what?
-Well, any number of things.

Like her kidneys failing?

I couldn't say for sure.

But it's possible?

Yeah, it's possible.

[Dave] Suddenly,
I had more than hula skirts

and cocktails to worry about.

Stewart will love his
new shirt, don't you think?

[Sammy] Oh ah I've never seen
Warney in pink before.

Show a little flair
why don't you?

He'll look gorgeous.

Excuse me.

Of course it'd help if
I could read my own writing.

Do you reckon
that's a, a seven...

-or a five?
-[Sammy] Um...

oh gosh your guess
is as good as mine.

-Sorry.
-Me too.

It doesn't mean things
aren't looking up though.

What do you mean?

You wouldn't be saying that

if you were standing here
right now.

Oh. What are you doing?

Just checking to make sure
you're real.

Well, if you're looking
for the asylum...

Well, Melissa Bannon actually.

It's that gate there
and let me tell you

she's not going to fall
for your lines either.

Well, that's good
for both of us.

[Melissa]
It's so good to see you!

I can't believe
you came all this way.

Well someone's got
to make sure

you don't hook up
with another poof.

-Dermott!
-[Dermott] So which one is he?

-Which one's the fiance?
-G'day, I'm Ben.

I can't see him
with a handbag.

-Hey!
-Only kidding mate.

-Good to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too.

[Melissa] And um this
is Carbo our flat mate.

-Carbo?
-Mate. Single guy?

I can tell. He's got that
desperate haunted look.

[Melissa] Oh the lines
don't get any better do they?

You can tell?

Welcome to my world, mate.

But I, I've just got one word
for you and that word is,

bridesmaids.

They better be hot.

I'm not having
any bridesmaids.

Mate, look I tried
to tell her.

I begged and pleaded.

I've been stuck
in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, I know that.

Five hours on a plane
to get here.

Yes I know that. Yes.

Well, help me out here.

You want to see your room?

Not too soft, not too hard.

I think I can work with this.

Thanks for coming.

Truly.

At least one member
of the family shows up.

[Dermott] What do you expect?

We're never going to win
any international

family of the year awards.

Yeah.

[Dermott] Hey you reckon
mom and dad even called me

on my last birthday?

No. They just sent me a card
and some bloody crock pot.

Are you kidding?

[Dermott]
Why would I kid about that?

Why would anyone?

Rule number one,
just don't take it personally.

Yeah it's hard not to.

Mel, it's...
it's always about them.

It always has been,
always will be.

They're never going to change.

No.

If you're expecting
an engagement present,

I'm sorry but I blew all
my dough on the flight over.

Yeah, the best present ever.

-It's so good to see you.
-You too.

[Dave]
Okay, I've been on the net

and it makes sense
the bruising on her arms.

If she's only been visiting
the hospital twice a week

then they wouldn't
have put in the shunt.

It's only
if she's having dialysis

three times a week
they put in the shunt.

So if it's her kidneys,
that's what happens.

Yeah. Well, like Melissa said

we don't know that for sure.

-[Dave] What else would it be?
-Well, I don't know darling

but I don't think
I'm getting through.

I thought we learnt
our lesson last time.

[Dave] Yeah, yeah, we did
but this isn't personal,

this is practical.
We can be there for her.

Yeah, I just
don't want to risk

scaring her off again
that's all.

And I just want to make sure
she knows we're there for her,

one hundred percent.

Why would that scare her off?

Well, maybe it wouldn't.

But darling, look,
whatever you decide to do

or say can you just sit
with it for awhile?

At least till after the party?

Okay this is
Ben and Melissa's day.

I don't want to spoil it.

Yup. Fair enough.

-[Julie] Go on. Get threading.
-What?

Well, you said
you wanted a lei.

[both laughing]

[elevator dings]

[Nathan] Okie-dokie
I might call it a day.

I've still got a couple
of numbers to go through

-but I can do that from home.
-[Layla] Okay.

[Steve] Well, I turn my back
for five seconds

and you're already
slacking off.

Steve. Hey.

I... I didn't think
you were getting back

till later tonight.

Well, there was something
that required

my urgent attention
and there she is.

Oh, hello.

Oh I missed you so much.

I missed you more.

Yeah I'm..
I'm just going to...

I'm going to head off.
Listen, Layla's told me

the whole deal of everything
that's been happening.

Really?

There's no point in keeping
any secrets, is there?

I just want
to thank you Nathan.

The business is obviously
in very good hands.

I'm just so glad to have
someone on board I can trust.

Layla tells me
you guys are working out

well together as a team.

Yes and I hope I'm not just
speaking for myself.

Well, I'm just trying
to do my job.

And listen I reckon
the working day's over.

So what say we scoot,
we have a drink, my shout.

Ooh ah yes I'd love to
but I've actually

got to get back
and, um, do some stuff

for Ben's engagement party.

Ah, yeah I hear you.

Well, we'll catch up there
and have a drink or three eh?

Yep, absolutely.

Ah, great to see you Steve.

Nathan.,

[Layla] See you.

[Dave] Hey Warney, before
you go could you spare me

to hour or two
tomorrow morning?

Anything for you, boss.

[Dave]
Yeah I just need to pick up

some table and chairs
for the party

and take them down
to the rowing club.

I thought it was just
a backyard barbie?

Mmm, didn't we all.

Let's just say
it's turned into

something a little bit
more full on.

Perhaps not as big
as what you're used to

but big nevertheless.

Oh, we're looking
forward to it, Dave.

-[Dave] Yeah, me too.
-No worries.

-Sam.
-[gasps]

[Warney] Oh, no prizes
for guessing

who they're for eh Nath?

[Trish] Some kind
of peace offering?

No.

Can't I do something nice
for my gorgeous wife

without there
being a hidden agenda?

Oh, Sammy run for your life

whenever you hear a man
say that.

Thank you. They are a lovely,
lovely thought.

That's fine.
I'm going to have a shower.

Mom, how many times?

I hate when you say things
like that.

Nathan is not dad.

So you've never checked
his clothes

for a tell tale sign
of a love potion number nine?

Not even once?

Ah she's only joking.

Yeah, well I'm not laughing.

Nathan, thanks for the... Oh.

[dramatic music playing]

[knocks on door]

Hey good timing.

Which shirt do you reckon
for this party?

Red or blue?

Blue matches my eyes now,
red'll match them later on.

Ben, I've done something
really stupid.

You've decided
to wear boardies?

Mate, I already told you.

The sight of your legs
could curdle milk.

I slept with Layla.

It only happened once.
It was stupid.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

Why are you telling me this?

Because I can't handle it
anymore.

So I'm meant to feel sorry
for you?

I know I did the wrong thing
but it was a mistake.

[Ben] And now
your guilty conscience means

that I get dragged into it,
well thanks.

[Nathan] That's not what
I'm trying to do.

Hey I don't need
this all right?

My engagement party's
this weekend

and all you can think about
is you

and how to make yourself
feel better.

All right. So I'm a scumbag.

No arguments there.

[Nathan]
I don't know what to do.

Okay how's this?

Put someone else first
for a change.

Think about what's best
for Sammy.

[Jake] Looking good.
That looks like a lot.

Yeah, we'll get the rest
in the back of my van

and we'll go
and help Warney eh?

[Sammy] More decorations.

Um dad what's, what's next?

Ah, there's some more stuff
in the shed

then we'll all head down
the club.

Right there are officially
no Hawaiian lanterns

left in the whole world.

There's not a lot
of booze either.

That's just
for Chel's mai-tais.

Looks like we'll be catching
a cab home.

All right, Benno said
that these need to go on ice.

Yeah could you grab some mate?

[Carbo] Yeah sure.

-Hey, did you get them?
-Wasn't easy.

The guy said there wasn't
much call for them

but yeah is Dermott in?

In like Flynn, mate.

What are you guys up to?

-[Carbo] Nothing.
-Nothing.

You know just a little
surprise for Mel and Benno.

Sorry, sworn to secrecy.

All hands to the pump eh.

Hey, run while
you still can, Chel.

No, no, I'm fully expected
to be put to work.

Yeah well only
if you're feeling up to it.

-Why wouldn't I?
-Oh nothing.

I just, um, just great
to have you part of it.

[Rachel] Yeah. One more slave
to boss around.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I've got something
for Ben and Melissa, so...

[Dave] Yeah.

[dramatic music playing]

[Dave]
Well you'll be proud of me.

Chel's outside
and I didn't say a word.

[Julie] Oh good.
Keep it that way.

[Dave] I've been thinking.

If her kidneys
are really failing...

[Julie] Oh, no,
Dave, not today.

Just hear me out.
We both know the pieces fit.

At some point she's
going to need a transplant

and you know I could
be a compatible donor.

Whoa, whoa, hey,
whoa, whoa.

Stop right there.

Now, you're really
getting ahead of yourself.

Look,
if it was one of the kids,

you wouldn't think
twice about it.

-[Julie] No, of course not.
-So what's the difference?

Well the difference
is a world of difference.

The kids have got their
whole lives in front of them.

-Unlike my mother who has HIV?
-No, Dave.

Look I...

I know Chel means the world
to you, to all of us,

but we've got a baby
on the way.

Shouldn't that be
our first consideration?

Yeah, well of course it is
but it's not the only one.

Things can go wrong.

Look, it's a...
it's a big deal.

Just don't go rushing in
with offers you might...

you might regret.

I... I...
I only want to help.

You can't fix everything.

Just promise me
no rash offers.

[Dave] Well I don't even know
if I'm compatible yet.

Promise me.

I promise.

And please don't let this get
in the way of a good party.

Yeah, I get the message.

Yeah until we know
I'm compatible,

there's no decision
to make anyway.

[Dave] Come on guys.

What are you
standing around for?

Get down to the club.

You start loading up the food.

Come on.
Let's get this party started!

[Jake] Finally guys.

What kept you?

Give us a hand with this lot.

[Carbo]
Sorry mate, hands full.

I just wanted to check that
Warney knows what he's doing.

Yeah, no problemo,
leave it to me.

So you do know what to do?

[Warney] Yeah, as soon
as the speeches start...

Oh I thought it was after
the speeches finished.

Yeah, well, same diff.

I'll wait for your signal
and then I hit the music.

[Carbo] Check this out.
One size fits all.

[Warney] Oh Jakey,
nice set of coconuts.

[whistles]

[Nathan] Mom's gone crazy.

Chicken wings, rum balls,
mini pineapple and ham pizzas.

Very Hawaiian.

[Carbo] Right the ice
is going in my car.

Do you want to give me
a hand with those eskies?

[Sammy] Oh, no, it's all right
I can manage.

No genuine offer.

You don't have
to fall in love with me.

Of course if you did
I wouldn't complain.

If that is a pick up line,
you so need help.

I've been telling
him that his whole life.

Hey well, look if you're
desperate there is a,

um, lamp post
right there you can hump.

Oh I know I've spent
too much time in the mines

when Fat Barry the cook starts
to look all right

and that lamp post,
heaps cuter than he is.

All right, everyone
start disinfecting

the street furniture.

He's flirting with you.

No, he's not.
He's just being an idiot.

An idiot that's
flirting with you.

Well now you know how I feel
about Layla all this time.

[Melissa] Hey do you know
where mom and dad are staying?

I thought I'd give
them a call. Staying?

Yeah, in Singapore
for dad's meeting.

Ah...was that what they said?

What do you mean?

-Nothing.
-Dermott.

I'm sorry, Mel.

I think you better talk to mom
about that.

Don't bother trying
to make excuses.

Dermott's told me.

I just want to hear it
from you.

I've got to go.

No, I don't want
to talk about it.

Dad didn't want to waste
the airfare.

What?

[Melissa] He thinks
the wedding will never happen,

I'll get cold feet.
That's why they're not coming.

[Ben] Mel...

And mum's too scared
to stand up to him.

I make one mistake

and they're going to hold it
against me

for the rest of my life.

Hey, you're not going
to mess up.

No.

[Ben] Come the wedding day
you're going to be there

even if I have to drag you
there myself.

You're going to prove them
all wrong.

Except they're not going
to be there.

-I'm not inviting them.
-Hey come on.

[Melissa] No, I'm not.

I try, I always try

and they keep doing this
to me.

I... No wonder I ran away.

-I hate them.
-No, you don't.

[Melissa] No, I do.

They wouldn't even come here
and meet you.

They don't even care enough
for that.

I do. I hate them.

I hate them.

I hate them.

Oh poor Melissa.

I've never seen her so angry.

It's... It's like
they're trying to punish her.

[Julie] Oh, right,
so to prove a point

they're going to
miss a milestone

in their daughter's life?

[Ben] Anyway,
I think you guys should just

kick off the party
without us.

What?

Well, I don't know
if she's up for the whole

full on hoopla thing just yet.

You're not serious?
This is for Mel.

This, this is for you and Mel.

Yeah but she's really
upset, dad.

Don't you get it?

I... I wouldn't blame her

if she didn't want
to show at all.

What? No, no, no, no, no,
everything's organized.

We can't pull out at this
late stage of the game.

[Ben] Oh, right, so it's
everyone else who matters

and me and Mel
we just don't count at all?

Well... Hang on, hang on,
before this blows up

in our faces
let's just you know,

let's just try
and work it out.

No, mom.

We already told you we never
wanted this big party thing.

It's... It's meant
to be about us.

It's meant to be our day.

Yeah, which is why
we've gone to so much trouble.

Yeah but it's not about us
at all, is it?

-[Julie] Ben...
-No, look, we'll get there

when we get there, okay?

If we get there.

[Julie sighs]
We can't cancel it now.

Yeah, no, I know that.
Just...let me talk to them.

Well you shouldn't have
said that.

[Ben] Well I thought
it was what you wanted.

Ben, they've been planning
this for days.

At least they care.

At least they don't just
buy a crock pot

and think that that's okay.

But you were upset.

Yeah I was, stupidly.

You'd think
I'd be immune by now.

[sighs] I just wish dad
hadn't gone so crazy.

Why does he have
to make everything

such a big production?

To show how much
he loves you.

My parents won't even
get on a plane for me.

-[knocks on door]
-Hello?

Hey.

Look you know
your father just...

Just wants the best for us.
We know.

I mean he's trying
not to show it but

all this stuff with Chel's

really started preying
on his mind.

The party was a patch
of sanity

in the middle of it all.

I know.

[Julie]
I mean, it's a celebration.

And if he is going a bit
overboard it's just that

he wants to make it a party
that you'll never forget.

That's why we're coming.

I'm not going to let
my father ruin today for us.

Oh, well that was easier
than I thought.

[singer]
♪ We're having a luau ♪

Nice. Very nice.
G'day guys, how are you going?

There they are,
the happy couple.

How are you doing?
Carbo, go easy, mate.

Ted, how are you doing? Ian.

Hey, hey Warney,
thanks for your help today.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

-Oh.
-And I'm sure that Ben

and Melissa really
appreciate everything.

Oh, well you know we're
practically family nowadays.

You know what they say. You
can't choose them, can you?

-There you are, Stewart.
-Hello.

He's a hidden treasure,
isn't he?

Oh, come on. Stop it you guys.

-It's not my party.
-[laughter]

Oh I know I should be happy
if she's happy.

Um, I would be if I didn't
want to vomit quite so much.

[laughter]

-Are you all right?
-Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

[Sammy] Well you're not still
thinking about work, are you?

No. No,
nothing to do with that.

Ah, do you feel like a drink?

Ah, yeah.

Hi.

I suffer from amnesia.

Do I come here often?

-Don't you ever give up?
-[Dermott] No.

Not even Fat Barry
would fall for that one.

Well that's where you wrong
because Fat Barry is easy.

These ladies over here--

You don't stand a chance.

Want a bet?

[soft music playing]

Might I have a mai-tai?

[both laugh]

They're not too strong
are they?

Um,, what are you drinking?

A virgin mai-tai.
I have to keep myself nice.

Well, to the, um,, mother
of the father of the groom.

You don't do things
by halves, do you?

No. I've got a lot
to celebrate at the moment.

You can't tell which...

turns and twists your life's
going to take, can you?

-Only good ones from now on.
-[Chel chuckles]

-Cheers, Dave.
-[glasses clink]

Hey.

Like I said, Dad,
if we're doing this,

we're going to have a party.
We may as well go all out.

Oh, well yeah personally
I would've liked something

a little bit smaller,
you know.

Thanks, Dave, for everything.

I hope you enjoy yourself.

Thanks.

[Dave] Mm.

[Steve] Can we talk
about this later?

[Layla] No, I want
to talk about it now.

How come she had
your phone number?

Got drunk.

And you sleep around.

Well what's good
for the goose.

-What are you talking about?
-You really want to know?

Well do you
really want to tell me?

-[scoffs]
-Layla.

Steve, the world does not stop
when you go out of town, okay?

I'm not your possession.

Layla,
what are you talking about?

[singer] ♪ [indistinct] ♪

Reached any decisions yet?

Ben I'm sorry
about the other night.

I was out of line
and if it was me

and you'd done that I
probably would've decked you.

Ah, not likely, mate.
I've seen the way you hit.

You know
and I've been thinking that,

you know maybe it's better
if Sammy never finds out.

Well it's not like
I'm going to do it again

but if she was to find out
and she thought

that I'd kept it from her
that would be worse.

So I'm going to tell her
the truth.

-I mean she deserves it.
-Not now?

No. No, no, not now.

I mean after the party.
This is your day.

I'm not going to do anything
to ruin that.

-You're doing the right thing.
-Mmm-hmm.

I can't tell you
how it's going to work out

-but it's the right choice.
-It's not about me anymore.

[singer] ♪ [indistinct]All right ♪

♪ Then it would be
A good thing ♪

♪ When we are... ♪

[Steve] If you know
what's good for you Nathan,

you'll stay out of my way.

-Hey, have you seen Sammy?
-Nope.

If you see her
can you tell her

that I need to talk to her?
It's really important.

-Okay.
-Okay.

[singer] ♪ Oh, Old Lanikai ♪

♪ Then you can do
Your hula ♪

♪ Over in Kailua underneath
The blue Hawaiian sky ♪

[jazz music playing]

[Trish] Rachel,
you must be so proud.

[Rachel] About what?

The things you see
at the checkout.

-Sorry?
-[Trish] Oh, ah...

Rampaging Lion
or whatever it's called.

Ah, Rampant.
You've seen the posters?

Well, you couldn't miss them.
I mean not that you'd want to.

Anyway, you look gorgeous.

-Mm.
-Thanks.

Hang on to this one.

He's a keeper.

-Is she drunk?
-Yeah, probably.

You know you're going
to get a lot more than that.

Oh, God, I hope not.

-You love it.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

-I'm really glad you're here.
-Me too.

[singer] ♪ When she does
The hula ♪

♪ Over in Kailua ♪

♪ You can hear them cheer ♪

♪ In Molokai ♪

Dad, seriously,
you've outdone yourself.

-This is one hell of a party.
-Oh.

Yes not to mention
my pineapple sculptures.

-Ah, yep perfect. Thanks.
-Yeah.

Yeah good to see Dermott
putting in the hard yards.

[Melissa] Ooh!
That's Angela from work.

Should I tell him that
she bats for the other team?

-Probably just encourage him.
-[Julia] Ooh yep.

-Let's go say hello.
-Okay.

-Oh.
- I think I should go

and check we're not
getting low on booze.

Oh stop! That's an order.

Everyone's having
a great time.

Just relax for five minutes.

Yeah I've really outdone
myself, haven't I?

Yes. [laughs]

Hi.
Have either of you see Sammy?

No. Why?

I just really need
to talk to her.

-I'll let her know.
-[Nathan] Thanks.

-What's going on?
-[Layla] Where's Steve?

-[Nathan] Oh not today.
-No, where is he?

You told him about us,
didn't you?

[sighs] This is such a mess.
He's so mad.

Can you please just leave,
Layla?

Can you please get out.

Look there's the happy couple.

-Don't. Just get--
-[Layla] Probably should say

congratulations I think.

Hi, I'm Layla. I just wanted
to say congratulations.

[Steve] Excuse us, folks.

Come on.

Put that down.

[singer]
♪ Oh, the [indistinct] ♪

Oh, please, you're
the world's biggest hypocrite.

Oh, that'd be right.
Yeah turn it back onto me now.

What so this is a one
sided arrangement now is it?

You get to...
to shag everything that moves?

Strangers, Layla! Strangers!

And yes all right it happened.
Once or twice.

-How stupid do you think I am?
-Oh come on. Been on tour.

It's... You know what happens
on tours should just stay--

Then why does
she keep phoning you?

I don't...

Get out of here, mate.

Steve, it only happened once.

It was a mistake
and we both know that.

It was stupid
and I really wish

that I could take it back.

I gave you the
chance of a lifetime, Nathan.

[Nathan] I know.

This is the thanks I get.

I'm really sorry.

Get out of here, mate. Now.

Go!

Oh, oh, mm,
oh isn't that touching?

Maybe I should just leave
the pair of you to it,

-should I?
-I crossed the line

and I know that.

[Nathan] Sam, Sam.

Sam please. Sam, Sam--

I knew.

I knew! For weeks I knew!

But I gave you the benefit
of the doubt.

I trusted you.

Nathan's not like that.

He's nothing like
my father but you are!

You're just like him!
How could you do this?

-How could you lie to my face?
-I'm sorry. I'm--

[Sammy] Don't.
I don't want to hear it.

I just want to get
through this bloody party.

Sam.

[indistinct chatter]

[Chel] Dave!
Dave you're just in time.

-I made some more mai tais.
-[Dave] Oh save one for me.

I'm just about to start
the speeches.

I don't, I don't have
to say anything do I?

No, well, actually you
just have to laugh at my jokes

even the ones
that aren't funny.

Your jokes are funny.

Thanks, Chel.
You having a good time?

It's... It's perfect, Dave.

Yeah, well it's your family.

And she feels good.

Look, I've been...

I've been keeping
something from you.

What's that, Dave?

[Dave]
I know about the treatment.

I know about the renal ward.

-Ted followed me, didn't he?
-[Dave] Yeah

you left something in his car
but don't worry it's okay.

No, it's not. No, I didn't.
It's not--

[Dave] I spoke to some people
and I looked on the net

and put two and two together.

I don't want to talk
about this, Dave.

[Dave] Yeah well I know
you might not want to talk

about it right now,
we can talk about it later

but I don't want you to think
I'm being pushy or intruding.

I just want you to know that

I'm prepared to do the tests

to see whether
I'm a compatible donor.

You know I... I'm just
very happy to have you back

in my life and I want to do
all that I can to help.

[Ted] Come on, champ.
It's that time.

All set.

This is where he pretends
he hasn't been

rehearsing all week.

After the speeches
we'll have a family photo,

all of us together.

Wish me luck.

Don't forget to laugh.

Well, ah, aloha!

[all] Aloha!

Welcome one and all.
Ah, firstly I'd like to make

a couple of introductions.
Firstly to, ah,

Melissa's brother, Dermott,
who's come all the way

across from W.A.

Welcome Dermott.

[cheers]

[Dave] I hope
it's worth your while.

And then I'd like to welcome

a very important addition
to our family

and quite a surprise
after all these years.

My mother Chel.

We're, ah, very, very thrilled

to have you here
with us today.

-[cheers]
-Yeah, Chel!

[Dave] All right I know
it may have been said,

ah, possibly by my son,

but that I might've gone
a little bit over board

and maybe I have
but I just reckon

when you've got something
special to celebrate,

why not do something special,

ah, for a couple
of special people.

[laughter]

I write my own gags.

And here they are,
Ben and Melissa!

[cheers]

[Dave] Ah, now it was
suggested by my daughter

-that we ah--
-Top bloke, your boss eh?

Yeah, he's amazing.

Hey, ah,
you must be pretty lucky,

you know, Julie not being
jealous and all.

Let you two alone
in that shed all day.

Shut up, Carbo.

That's a stupid thing to say.

Sorry. I was just joking.

[Dave] Ah, I'm not going
to deny it. Guilty as charged.

We are making a big splash
and why not?

It's all about family,
getting you all in the room

at the same time.

And, ah, welcoming
new additions

and looking forward
to a very bright future.

So I just want you all to,
all to charge your glasses,

um, raise them
to Ben and Melissa.

[all] Ben and Melissa!

Woo!

On you, Benno!

Whoa, easy there, tiger.

Oh yep, yep.

Chrissy, wait up.

What was all that about?

Look I was joking. Honest.

What's the matter?

[Chrissy] Oh God.

It's so pathetic.

It's just...

it's just a little crush.
[sighs]

Bloody hell.

Oh, Carbo, you know
I'd never do anything.

[Carbo] Yeah. Sure.

-Bloody hell.
-Hurry up, mate. We're on.

Jake?

G'day, Chrissy.

Warney's got the music ready.
Where's Dermott?

Yeah, coming mate.

Come on.

[Ted] Chel.

-It wasn't that corny, was it?
-Oh, sorry?

Dave's speech.
There were a few gags there.

You know I'm just...
I'm just heading off.

I got a bit tired so I think--

-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

-[Ted] You sure?
-Yeah. Thanks, Ted.

I'll miss you
on the mai-tai stand.

I'm sure they'll manage.
See you.

[singer] ♪ Before we build
This love ♪

♪ Please believe me
That you're good enough ♪

♪ You don't have
To believe me ♪

♪ But I'm not often wrong ♪

♪ They've been
Taking advantage ♪

♪ And it's gone on
Too long ♪

♪ You don't have
To believe me ♪

[Sammy]
Come on. We're dancing.

Maybe later.
I'm meeting the boys--

Now.

I'm kind of out of practice.

[singer] ♪ Feels like
Nobody's on your side ♪

♪ No access to your pride ♪

♪ You gotta learn
To take control ♪

Come on. Like this.

[singer] ♪ You've got
A choice to make ♪

♪ Your mind
Is what's at stake ♪

♪ So before we build
This love... ♪

-You know the trick to this.
-Hmm.

Just, um, think about
how much you want it

-and then it's easy.
-Yeah.

Usually that wouldn't be
a problem

but everybody's watching.

Who cares.

Hey, are you blind?

[singer] ♪ But you sure
Better believe me... ♪

You should go
and do something.

[singer]
♪ I don't want nobody else ♪

♪ And nobody else... ♪

Okay, Sam, that's enough.
Come on come on come on.

-We're just dancing.
-Stop it, stop it.

No, Nathan!

You do not get to be pious!

You do not get
to criticize me!

Darling, what's the matter?
What's going on?

Well, are you going
to tell her or am I?

This is not the place.
Sam, this...

Nathan slept with Layla.

So you were right, Mom,
all along.

He is that kind of man.

Sweetheart, wait.

[singer] ♪ When I tell you
You're mine [indistinct] ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[ukulele music playing]

Oh, come on, guys.

The music's all ready.

You know what they say,
on with the show.

You're kidding, right?

Well what kind of a party
is this?

Oh, come on. Jocks in frocks
always gets people laughing.

Not in the mood anymore,
Warney.

Dermy?

Be lucky if I'm not
run out of town.

[Rachel] And apparently
Australia's got talent.

I don't know
who to feel more sorry for.

What a total
unmitigated disaster.

Why didn't you look after him?

-How is this my fault?
-Yeah, well, I asked you.

I said is this the right
sort of world for my son.

Dave, I didn't hold a gun
to his head.

Look, I didn't say
I tell you what why don't you

go jump my girlfriend's bones.
He made that decision

-by himself.
-Oh, okay guys.

I don't think this
is the conversation

either of you should be
having right now.

Steve, maybe you should go.

Sorry, Jules.
Thanks, thanks for the party.

-Where's Nathan?
-I don't know.

-[Ted] Dave. Dave--
-What?

I hate to make
a bad day worse--

What is it?

Chel's gone.

Gone where?

During your speech.

She just up and left.

Sorry, mate.

-[soft music playing]
-[door closes]

Dermott's freaked
that we're going to blame him

for the whole
dirty dancing thing.

Oh, it's not his fault.

Still, I bet he'll be glad
to get back

-to the Pilbara tomorrow.
-[Julie] Hmm.

Oh, Dave.

-She's gone.
-What?

[Rachel]
What do you mean 'gone'?

[Dave] Cleared out her stuff
and moved out.

Well, well did she say where?

No, no forwarding address.
Nothing.

Her flat mate said even Chel
wasn't sure herself.

[Rachel]
But I don't understand.

She wasn't even here
for the Nathan and Sammy show.

[Dave] Look I ah...

-I offered to be tested.
-You what?

[Dave] Well look
if her kidneys are failing,

I want to do something.
I want to help.

-Bloody hell.
-I don't believe you.

[Ted] She was trying to keep
the whole thing secret.

Probably thinks
I was spying on her.

Granddad, you're not helping.

Yeah but still, bloody hell.

[Dave] Maybe I did rush in
but she's my mother.

[Rachel] It's okay.
We'll, we'll find her, Dad.

I don't know what disaster
to deal with first.

Yeah, I tried to call Sammy
but she's gone home

with Trish
and her phone's turned off.

Where's Nathan?

Nathan's not answering either.
God only knows where he is.

[Dave] If this is what I can
do for your engagement,

I'd hate to think what's going
to happen at the wedding.

Ah, sorry but there's no way
we're letting you

anywhere near the wedding.

-Oh.
-[Ben] It's a joke.

All right it's a bad one.

Dad, you did
an awesome job today

-pulling it all together.
-Yeah,

till it went belly up.

Yeah, but none
of that was your fault.

Mahalo.

That's, ah, Hawaiian
for thank you.

Well done, Benny.

[Julie] Oh.

[sighs]

What's this?

One man's romance,
another man's fire hazard.

I was going for option one.

Ah.

[singer]
♪ Everything's perfect now ♪

♪ I don't wanna make
A movement ♪

♪ I'm just scared
To breathe ♪

♪ I might
Do something wrong ♪

[Ben]
You're allowed to look inside.

[singer] ♪ As you're
Sleeping silently ♪

♪ Perfect beauty
Laid before me ♪

♪ I feel every second... ♪

Ben.

I know it's only small
but I promise

one day when I'm filthy rich
I'll buy you a better one.

You won't find one better
than this. It's perfect.

[singer] ♪ Here's a place
I've been before ♪

♪ A place some say
I should go on more ♪

♪ But every journey
Just leads me to far away ♪

♪ When I just wanted
To stay ♪

♪ I just wanted to stay ♪

So let's...
let's not wait too long huh?

Are you kidding?

After today's drama?

Your parents, my parents--

That's, that's why
I don't think we should wait.

Let's just do it.
As soon as we can.

Quick. Low key.

Do it our way.

Our way.

That sounds really good.

Just give me a couple
of days to think, yeah?

Are you getting cold feet?

Never. [chuckles]

I love you so much.

I love you too.

[singer] ♪ Living underneath
This guilt ♪

♪ I can't leave a house
That I have built ♪

♪ Though I feel it
Sinking further everytime ♪

There's nothing that
you can say that will make me

feel worse than I already do.

-Nathan--
-And don't...

don't ask me why because I
don't have an answer for that.

It was stupid.

And I wish
that I could take it back.

[singer] ♪ So that's why ♪

♪ I won't wake you ♪

♪ Where you lie ♪

♪ If I could now ♪

♪ I'd freeze time ♪

[cries]
I stuffed everything up.

-Mom, I've ruined everything.
-Shh.

It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

I know it's a mess
right now...

but we'll figure it out.

We'll find a way.

Yeah, I know.

It'll be okay.

[Dave] So what do you do
when your best laid plans

blow up in your face?

You brush yourself down,

do whatever it takes
to keep your family together.

And just hope
it's not too late.

[mellow music playing]

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