All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s02e12 Out of Left Field.eng

[theme music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

Oi, oi, check this out.

Our dog used to do that.

Oi, Carbo.

Carbo.

Yeah, what?
What, she here already?

Mate you need to chill.

She doesn't get here
'till tomorrow night.

Oh.

Good.

Right. Well, okay.

Off to bed.
Come on, chop, chop.

It's 8:30.

Yeah, we've got the whole
place to tidy.

An early start for all of us.

Yeah, why don't we just clean
up now?

I'm knackered.

[Ben] Me and Carbo,

we've been best mates
since we were four.

Sure he's got his faults...

-[object clatters]
-[Carbo] Who put that there?

[Ben] ...like not watching
where he's going.

Carbo never sees
things coming.

[girl] Hey, Carbo!

Carbo! Watch out!

[whistle blows]

[Ben]Right out of left of field.

And I'm the one

who's always
had to be there for him.

-Are you okay?
-[boy] Carbo!

[both] Wa wa wa wincha.

-[Carbo] Thanks, Benno.
-No worries.

[Ben] To pick him up
and dust him off.

[Carbo] Ow!

[Ben] Most of the time.

[playful music playing]

Karandonis, takes on one,
takes on two, oh, yeah!

Ooh, wouldn't let Carbo
see you doing that.

-No. I'm just checking the--
-What are you doing?

[Ben] Told you.

I thought you're meant
to be cleaning up.

Yeah, I'm checking
her arrival.

You should always check
in case

-the plane's running late.
-Oh, yeah.

Oh, well,
I was just about to do that.

So, who is this girl anyway?
The queen of Lesbos?

Well, she's just
a nice chick, okay?

First time off the island.

My mom will kill me
if I don't treat her right.

Everything has to be perfect.

So, while she's here,

no walking around
in your undies.

We've got to hide
the x-rated DVDs,

the gangster rap

and the mega violent
video games.

Carbo, they're all yours.

And I want them out
of my sight!

So, is Artemis your second
or third cousin?

Look not all Greeks
are related.

She's my mom's
best friend's daughter.

-This is his cousin.
-Oh, so this is a set up.

-What?
-Matchmaking.

Best friends setting up
their kids.

I know how that works,
trust me.

No she's like a sister, okay?

-She's just a baby.
-Babies grow up.

So, uh, do you reckon
she's got a moustache?

Hey, that is
such a dumb stereotype.

-I wish it was.
-[Melissa] Carbo,

are you sure
about that flight number?

Yeah, why?

Well, according to this
the plane landed an hour ago.

Mom will kill me.

What, from the other side
of the world?

[Carbo] You haven't met
my mom, have you?

Fair call. Carbo's dead.

She's only a little girl
all alone in a big country.

She'll be freaking out.
She won't know what to do.

[Artemis] Nikolakimou!

[Ben] Niko what?

It's a nickname.

[Melissa]
So much for freaking out.

Five bucks on the moustache.

[singer]
♪ Turn on the sun ♪

♪ Turn on the sun ♪

♪ Light up the world
Come everyone ♪

♪ Turn off the wind
The thunder and rain ♪

♪ Turn on the sun
Let's smile again ♪

-Nikolakimou!
-Artie!

It is so good to see you.

I have missed you.

You... You're so big.
I mean, you're not six.

And you're not twelve.

[Ben] And as if
grown up Artemis

wasn't enough of a shock...

-Niko.
-Mom?

My baby.

Surprise!

Oh, darling!

Hi, how are you going?

[indistinct chatter]

-Oh...
-[Ted] Morning.

[Nathan] Morning, Grandad.

Mom and dad
are "sleeping in" again.

Mmm. Why do you think
I've got the radio on?

I think I might join Rachel
outside.

-You coming?
-Ah, I wish.

I promised Sammy
I'd make breakfast.

So grab her a banana.

-Morning. Mom around?
-[Ted] Morning.

[Nathan] Ah,
they're sleeping in.

You don't want to go
in there.

[Ben] Why?

-Oh, God! Oh.
-[Julie] Ben!

[Julie and Dave giggling]

Told you.

I'm just gonna go and wash
my eyes out with acid.

Mmm.

Ah, but when...

-when mom's--
-Awake?

Yeah. Can you just tell her

everyone's invited
to a barbecue tomorrow?

Carbo's mom's best friend's
daughter's cousin's

sister's whatevers arrived.

-Rita too.
-Rita?

Yeah, she just turned up.

Gave Carbo
the wrong arrival time.

Wanted to surprise him.

So we need damper,
vegemite and lamingtons.

What else is typically
Australian?

-Mmm. Roast lamb?
-Greek.

-Seafood platter.
-Greek.

What is it with this country?
There's no original food.

-Kangaroos.
-Kangaroo steaks.

Ten points, Benno.

Mate, you need to chill out.

So you weren't there
to pick them up.

-She gave you the wrong time.
-Yeah,

but we didn't clean
the house.

She's up there right now
doing this

and this and this.

You remember that list
she left us?

She's come back to see
if we stuck to it.

As if we stuck to it.

-[Rita] Nikos!
-Down here, Mom.

We're having a barbecue.

You know,
just us and the Rafters,

uh, to welcome Artie,
you know.

All Australian
kangaroo steaks.

You eat kangaroos?

Well, how was the shower,
Artie? Nice and hot?

It was perfect, thank you.

-[Carbo] Mom?
-Fine, fine.

I'm just glad I pulled off
my little surprise.

You know why I did it,
don't you?

-Um, no.
-Why do you think?

-I don't know.
-You know.

-Do I?
-Oh, silly boy.

Because I missed my baby.

Oh, and when I saw
Artemis packing

it made me miss him even more
so I said,

"Theo, why don't I
surprise him."

Now, why don't I make us
all some coffee?

Mmm?

I'm sorry!
I didn't want her to come.

She drove me crazy
on the plane.

That's okay.
She's not here for long.

One day is too long.

We have to get rid of her.

How am I even supposed
to have fun?

And meet boys with her here?

[Ben]No, he never sees it coming.

What?

I'm not six anymore.

You know,
I've been thinking.

About poor Ben?

He's gonna be traumatized
for life.

No, it serves him right.
Twenty four years old

and hasn't learnt
how to knock.

I know.

No, I've been thinking
about um...

having the snip.

-What as in the--
-Yeah, yeah.

-Snip, snip.
-Oh. Um--

And sooner rather than later.

Ah, excuse me,
a woman in second trimester,

I think it's a bit late
for preventative measures.

Yeah, I'm just thinking
ahead.

You know, I know the chances
of you getting pregnant

-again are slim--
-Oh, well,

I'd be up for some kind
of fertility award.

Yeah, I just think
it's my turn

to take the responsibility,
you know?

-Oh.
-Lightning can strike twice.

Darling, that's
very thoughtful of you

but let's face it,

once this baby's born
we won't be having sex

for at least,
eighteen years.

-Sad but true.
-Mmm.

And what's the rush?

I haven't finished
with you yet.

Mmm.

You're a shameless woman,
you know that?

[Julie] Shameless.

Sam.

-Sam!
-Oh.

[Nathan] It's safe
to come out.

Sleep in time is over.

Hmm, how's your assignment
going?

I don't know where to start.

Well, "explore the impact of
the current economic climate

on two professionals
in contrasting fields

and their responses to it."

What's the problem?

I don't want to screw up
the assignment

by interviewing
the wrong people.

-I'll take that.
-[Sammy] Thanks.

What about Owen?

Owen?

Yeah, well, you must've
thought of him.

[Sammy]
I did but you hate Owen.

I don't hate Owen.

And he would be perfect
to talk to.

What have you done?

What do you mean?

Why are you being so helpful?

Because you're my wife
and I want you to do well.

And you're sure you wouldn't
mind me seeing him?

Oh, what the guy
that you were in love with

before you met me?

The guy that's never
really gotten over you?

-What's the problem?
-Stop it.

[Nathan] It's just the way
you've handled

my screw-ups lately, Sam,

I'm just returning
the favor.

Okay, so, call him.

[Sammy] Thank you so much
for doing this.

[Owen] Hey, my pleasure.
I'm just glad you called.

Okay, so my approach
to this article

is going to be personal,
relaxed.

I don't want it to be too dry
or analytical.

Yeah. So, how's Nathan?

He's fantastic.

Um, he just started
an amazing job

in the music industry,
actually.

Music now is it?

I thought he was all about
real estate or--

Oh, well it's all sales.

I mean, he'd be successful
either way.

-Mmm.
-Right.

Um, you were away

-for a couple of years.
-Mmm-hmm.

What's changed since
you got back from London?

Ah, well, professionally,

things aren't great
obviously.

-Mmm-hmm.
-Socially, I'm still single.

What are you doing?

You said to make it personal.

Um, your personal take
on the global recession,

not your love life.

Sorry. I thought... Fine.

Ah, the way I see it

is we live in a culture
of instant gratification.

In what sense?

Well, we all want
short term gains.

No one looks
at the bigger picture.

-Yeah.
-But there's nothing

like an economic crisis

to make you reassess
your priorities.

And I've realized
that a bad choice made today

comes back
to bite you tomorrow.

Owen, can you please
just stick to economics?

-[Owen] I was.
-You weren't.

-You were--
-What?

Where is all your good music?

Oh, there's some great
CDs there.

-Nana Mouskouri?
-[Carbo] Ah, yeah,

that was left over
from mom's last visit.

Okay, rule one.

Look I know
you've got mom conned

-but there's--
-Conned?

You know, tricked, fooled.

And I'm not going to take
the blame

when she finds out
you're not as sweet

-and innocent as she thinks.
-I am innocent.

Good. Keep it that way.

Oh, hey, Nick.

[Carbo]
Oh, g'day, Mrs. Rafter.

-This is Artie.
-[Julie] Oh.

Hi, Artie.
Welcome to Sydney.

Are you coming
to the barbie tomorrow?

I wouldn't miss it.
Is your mom in?

Unfortunately.

Sorry?

Uh, she's sleeping.

[Carbo] Yeah, jetlagged

but she was talking
about going over

-to see you later.
-Oh, good.

Look forward to it.

-Hi, darling.
-[Ben] Hi.

Nathan gave me your message.

Good. Great.

See you've finally got
yourself out of bed then?

-Ooh.
-You right, Mrs. Rafter?

-Oh!
-[Ben] Mom?

Yeah, no I just...

I just feel a bit light
headed, that's all.

Well, like
you're gonna faint?

No. Oh, no, no, no.

Probably,
I haven't had breakfast.

I'm fine.

[Ben] If anyone should feel
faint, it's me

after what I almost saw
this morning.

Would you like me
to hang a sock

-on the doorknob next time?
-Oh, gross.

Well, I better
let you get on.

-Are you off to the beach?
-Yes. Bondi.

Oh, well, great surf,
fish and chips.

Hot life savers.

Okay! In the car.

Okay, well enjoy.
I'll see you at the barbie.

See you, Mrs. Rafter.

Okay, you got
everything there?

Towel? Sunscreen?

-Yes, Niko.
-[Carbo] Good, good.

Okay, hang on. Seatbelt on.

There you go. Gently.

[Ben]Anyone but Carbo could see

Artie was up to something.

But what she'd planned
for the beach,

that definitely came
from left of field.

Do you have any idea
how lucky you are?

-Yes, I do.
-I mean, how many guys

even think about taking
responsibility

-for birth control?
-I know.

And especially
with so much on his plate.

I mean, what with his mother
back in his life

-and business...
-I know. I know.

I'm just, you know,
I'm just a bit curious

about his timing that's all.

Julie why can't you just
accept the fact

that you're married
to a gorgeous loving husband

who is offering
to have a vasec...

Anyway so when I saw Rita
this morning,

apparently I had to do
a commando roll

to avoid her seeing me.

-Hi, darling.
-How'd the Walsh job go?

-Let me guess.
-Oh, sorry.

It's just we're girlfriends
and you know...

-Girlfriends talk.
-Yeah.

I'm your boss, Chrissy.
It's a bit--

Look at it this way, Dave.

I mean, at least you don't
have to make up a story

about when you, ah, you know
go and get it done.

[Julie laughing]

Oh, that's me done.
Better get out of here

before the dragon wakes.

Dragon?

Rita.
The ex-girlfriend, Rita.

-See you both.
-[Julie] Bye.

Oh, what? Be proud.

Traditional Aussie cuisine.

How do you like it?

We do have fish
and potatoes in Lesbos.

Oh, yeah,
sorry I didn't mean--

I am teasing you.

When are we going swimming?

Oh, no. You have to wait
half an hour.

Right, Mel?

That's such
an old wives' tale.

[Carbo] What's so funny?

You've changed, Niko.

You're so responsible.

Not naughty like before.

Naughty? Our Carbo?
Surely not.

When I was six he came
to stay in our village.

Everyone remembers Niko.

[Ben] What'd you do?

I kind of borrowed
her dad's car.

We drove all over the island.

My father was so angry.

It was so much fun.

[Melissa] Well,
how old were you?

-About twelve.
-Oh!

After that
I always wanted to visit Niko

-here in Australia.
-Come on. I reckon

we can stick our toes
in the water.

Whoa! I said toes, yeah?

Beat you down there!

And put your top back on!

[Dane] Artie!

Dane!

It is so good
to finally meet you.

[upbeat music playing]

[phone chimes]

[Nathan] Oh, your phone.

-Not from Jake then?
-Mm-mm.

So he hasn't spoken to you
in what a week now?

Maybe that's a good thing.

Oh, how is that
a good thing, Nathan?

Well, mother issues can turn
into Norman Bates territory.

Ah, see but Jake doesn't have
mother issues.

She's got son issues.

[Sammy] Are you gonna wait
for the economy to improve?

I don't know.
It might take years.

I don't want to get stuck
in a rut.

-I know the feeling.
-Mm.

Sammy, I'm starving.

If we're gonna keep going
with this

we should at least
get dinner.

-Oh, I--
-There's a great new place

-around the corner.
-Yeah, look

I--I've got more than enough.

You've been great.
Thank you.

But I haven't given you
my best insights.

Nathan will be waiting
for me.

Uh, they're worth hearing.
Trust me.

Solid gold for your article.

[Ben] The funny thing is,
sometimes you know

precisely
what's coming at you.

Up to you. My shout.

[Ben] But you don't move
to stop it,

even when you know
you should.

[Nathan] Yeah, yeah okay.

I'll see you... I'll see you
when you get home.

Okay, bye.

[Rachel] Ooh,
it's nice to see Sammy

asks your permission
before she eats.

-She's out with Owen.
-Right.

Well, I'm trusting her
and she's trusting me.

[phone rings]

Oh, that's probably
Sammy again then,

just wondering
if she can have dessert too.

Layla, hey.

Ah, that's a little bit
of a late notice.

Can we possibly make it
another night?

Right, okay.

Ah, well, where and when?

Okay. I'll see you then.

Bye.

Layla?

I've got two words to say
about that woman.

Bad influence.

I did drugs once.

Yeah, well two strikes
and you're out remember?

Right, yeah. Well,
like I said trust both ways.

Can we please just drop it?

It's dropped.

[Carbo] She'll be up the duff

before she even leaves
the beach.

When did you get
so stitched up?

When mom got out of the cab.

Artie's just having
a good time.

So is Dane I reckon.

Oi! Hands above the water!

-Above the water!
-[Melissa] Come on.

It's sort of sweet,
like long distance romance.

[Carbo] Sweet?
She met him on Facebook

and talking on Skype
doesn't count.

It's not real.

Well, they're definitely
making up for lost time.

And what is wrong with that?

She's an adult.
We're all here.

It's not like
he's gonna violate her

-in front of us.
-Shh!

Don't even say that out loud.

Greek mothers
have sonic hearing.

Like bats.

Dane's taking me
for a jig at the pub.

[Dane] Gig.

To a gig.

A gig at the pub.

See? I've learnt
two new words already.

Yeah, bet there's a few more
he wants to teach you too.

Hey, ah,
so you're in a band mate?

Yeah, that's right.

So what kind of music
do you play?

[Carbo] Oi.

I thought you said
you guys are gonna help!

Why are we pretending
this is normal?

-This is not normal.
-Carbo.

No. Look I'm not gonna lie
to your parents

so you can screw
around, okay?

It's not gonna happen.
Come on.

You can't tell me
what to do!

-Mate, this is so not cool.
-Yeah, neither are you.

Come on. We're going.

-Carbo...
-[Carbo] Grab your stuff.

-No, and get lost mate.
-[Artemis] Nikolakimou!

Nikolakimou is dead.

And you need to get
some sleep.

Ben, Mel, move it.

[Ben] Carbo had had it
with balls to the head.

It was time to start
kicking a few goals.

[mellow music playing]

[Carbo] Artie?

[Melissa]You looked on her Facebook?

Well, she was asleep.

And that's supposed to
make it better?

Mate, it's going
a bit too far.

-You can't spy on her.
-Why not?

Listen, if the Trojans looked
up the wooden horse's bum,

they might still be
here today.

Look, all's fair in love
and war.

Oh, well,
then which is this?

Oh, what do you think?
Forewarned is forearmed.

Listen,
the last message was sent

just before
we went to the beach.

That's how he knew
we were there.

Mate, you're cracking up.

You can't do this.

Look, I can and I am.

I'm gonna save her
from herself.

I'm starving.

-Carbo.
-I know, I know, mate.

Okay? I know
you don't get it.

Ooh, want some moussaka?

I want to know
what's going on?

But, ah, yeah, cut me a piece.

Mate, the last time
you mentioned Artie

was years ago.
What's up?

It's a Greek thing.

Oh, stop it
with the Greek thing.

It's Carbo, Carbo,
not Greek Carbo.

Have you got the hots
for her?

What? No!

Look, mate
she's like a baby sister.

I told you, okay?

I just don't want her
to get busted.

-Why?
-All right. Fine.

You know that trip to Lesbos?

The time I met her?
It was straight after

the under twelves
soccer final.

You've probably forgotten
that game.

Ah, the only time
we got in the grand final?

The one when you
totally missed the shot off

the free kick and cost us
the championship?

[girls] Hey Carbo!

Hey! Woo-hoo!

Don't listen to the girls!
Come on!

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah, that's the one.

Anyway, it felt like
I'd just lost the grand prix.

Okay? And then
in Lesbos I met Artie.

She followed me everywhere.

Yeah, Nathan
used to do that.

-Deeply annoying.
-Yeah, but it wasn't, mate.

You know, I was her hero.

Like Achilles,
or Hercules.

Or even the Socceroos.

Then I stole her dad's car.

She thought I was so cool.

So, the whole big
brother act--

Look, I can't help it,
you know.

Every time I look at her
I see this little girl

except now
she's this giant girl

that wears tight clothes,
makeup

and goes out
with guys with tats.

And that's why
I have to look out for her.

As simple as that.

Have you boys
got any washing to do?

I can't sleep.
I just keep lying there.

My eyes are like saucers.

I have to keep busy.

Thanks mom, that'd be great.

You found the moussaka.

That's it.
I'll make you some more, okay.

Not a word, okay?
I'll handle it.

[Sammy sighs] Obviously
the financial crisis

hasn't impacted you
that badly.

[Owen] Ah, I've been meaning
to come here for ages

-but I had no one to bring.
-Oh, poor baby.

Desperate and dateless.

[Owen] No one I really wanted
to share it with.

Whoa, hey Sammy, relax.

It's over between us
I know that.

-But I just have one question.
-Owen--

[Owen] I've answered plenty
of yours.

Please.

Thanks.

How long after we broke up did
you get together with Nathan?

-Don't do this.
-I know you love him now

but did you hook up 'cause
you were on the rebound--

No of course not.
This is ridiculous.

[Owen] Then why can't
you tell me?

A few months?

A few weeks, Sammy?

Oh, weeks.

You have no right
to ask me this.

-You left me.
-Sammy, wait, please.

You're right.

I shouldn't have
brought it up.

I'm happy you're happy.

I just...

I wish I'd never left.

Then I never
would've met Nathan.

Exactly.

Look, let's just have
a good time, eh?

As friends.

Please?

[Sammy] Um, so what
are you gonna have?

[Layla] Nath.

Sorry I'm late.
There was a massive accident

on Victoria Road.

I guess our client's
running late too?

Um, he actually
just cancelled.

Yeah, I was gonna call you
but, um,

I figured you'd
almost be here so...

-Well, Layla you probably--
-Look, look we need

to debrief anyway
so why not do it

on the company tab?

Look, just sit down.

Debrief about what?

Um, well mainly
about why you've been

acting so weird all week.

I'm sorry?

Look, um, Nathan
if something

is the matter, then I...

Then I think
we should clear the air.

Okay.

Uh I think we've been...

blurring the lines a little.

[laughs]

Is that a cocaine pun?

Oh, no.
No, not deliberately

but yeah, it is kind
of about that.

You think
I'm interested in you?

Nathan, Nathan,
relax, okay?

Your marriage vows
are safe with me.

Okay.

-[Layla] So, air cleared?
-Mmm-hmm.

Can we eat now?

Hmm, actually,
I might just go home.

Okay.

What's wrong?

Excuse me a sec.

-Sam, hey.
-Hi.

This restaurant really must
be the latest hot spot.

Hi. Sammy, we're just, um,

having a client meeting.

Mm, yeah.

Without the client.

You said you weren't
coming home so--

Yeah, and we're actually
just about to eat

so why don't you invite
your friend to join us?

-Or we... Or we can talk--
-Yeah, I'd just like a word

-with my husband, thanks.
-Yep.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Sam before you say anything,
the client did cancel.

Then why didn't Layla
just cancel the dinner?

Because it was too late and
we had issues to sort out.

Work issues.

And she had to do it
at an expensive restaurant

-with mood lighting?
-Mm, like your interview

with Owen?

Can we please just talk
about this later?

I don't trust her.

Hey, guys,
is everything okay?

-Yeah, yes, yep.
-Actually--

-Everything is fine.
[Layla] Good,

'cause I just talked
to the waiter and he's got us

a table for four.
I thought it would be kind

-of weird otherwise.
-[Nathan] Mm.

And your friend,
he's very cute.

Look I'll be there
in a minute.

I've just got to go
to the bathroom.

Look, I'll go
and talk to her.

-It'll be fine.
-No, Layla, Layla!

[Layla] Look, Sammy,
I think there's been a bit

-of a misunderstanding.
-What would that be?

[Layla] Well, for some
reason you seem to think

there's something going on
between Nathan and me.

No, actually, I don't.

But I think
you're trying it on with him.

[Layla] What, because
we're having a meeting

-in a restaurant?
-[Sammy] No,

because you're lonely
and angry

that your boyfriend's
cheating on you

so you 're using Nathan
to make yourself feel better.

-So much for confidentiality.
-[Sammy] Well, he had

to give me some reason
for getting home at 3:00 a.m.

so often.
Or, was that just the coke

that you've been
supplying him?

Sammy, that was once, okay?

And as for Steve...

[sighs] You know,
maybe you're right.

Steve and I have
an open relationship, okay?

And it works well
most of the time.

But lately not so much.

And the only person
that lonely, angry Layla

has to turn to, who's even
remotely interested

in listening to her
is Nathan.

Oh.

Right.

And I'm sorry if it has
been difficult for you

but it really wasn't
my intention, okay?

-I'm sorry. I just--
-No, don't be.

You know,
if some strange woman

was taking up
all of my partner's time

I'd be pretty suspicious too.

In fact that's exactly
my problem with Steve.

Now, um, the way I see it

is that we have two choices.

You can either slap
my face and we can go

for it in a full
on scrag fight,

or else we can let it go
and we can head back

out there and be fabulous.

They'd both be pretty fun
but I think

the second one's a bit more
dignified, don't you?

[Ben] Nathan had expected
a catfight.

A truce was definitely
out of left field.

[Sammy] So you're sure
you don't mind?

[Layla] What?
Mind talking about myself?

Sammy, you clearly
do not know me yet.

Look just call me tomorrow
and we'll set up a time.

Okay and that's
my assignment research

-done in two days.
-Cool.

And we make quite
the information double act

-I think.
-[Owen] Mm.

I better head.
Talk to you soon.

-[Sammy] Yeah.
-[Owen] Let me know

-how the article goes.
-Hey, um, what are your plans

-for the rest of the night?
-Home.

-Shower. Sleep.
-Nightclub?

Nice to meet you, Layla.

-Goodnight, Sammy.
-Goodbye.

-[Owen] Nathan.
-[Nathan] See you, Owen.

-Ooh.
-[Layla] Oh, well.

-Next.
-[Nathan] Oh, whoa.

No, I think
it's probably time

-we got you to a cab.
-Oh, that time already?

-Come on. Guys.
-Oh, my jacket.

Hold on.

Layla, about
that meeting tomorrow,

I never told Sammy
about that kiss,

so can you please, just
in case, don't mention it?

What kiss?

That night
that we were out of it?

I was leaving
and you kissed me?

You... Nope?
No, you don't remember it,

-do you?
-No, I don't.

-I'm sorry.
-Look, no wonder

you thought
I was coming onto you

but Nath
in the future just...

Ignore everything I do
when I'm under the influence.

Okay.
You won't tell her right?

No. My lips are sealed.

Unlike that night
apparently.

Um, anyway, say bye
to Sammy for me.

I am gonna go
and get my own cab.

-Okay. Bye.
-Just... Careful.

[Ben] It never occurred
to Nathan

that if someone can forget
a kiss when they're on drugs,

they can also forget a
promise when they're drugged.

[Carbo] You go out there,
I'll tell mom the whole deal.

-You scared me!
-I don't want to but I will

and then she'll take you
straight back home.

What are you doing here?

'Pick you up at midnight

and we can ride all night'.

-You've been on my computer?
-Shh!

-You'll make up mom!
-What are you?

-A prison guard?
-Look you don't know this guy

from a rear spoiler.

I want to make sure
you're safe.

[speaking in Greek]

Maybe I should be your father!

-Go to bed!
-I'm going out!

-[Carbo] No, you're not!
-I'm not a child!

You're not going anywhere.

Watch me!

-Mom!
-Don't you dare!

-Hey, mom!
-[Artemis] Shh!

Your choice.

Bed. Or mom.

All right.
I'm gonna bed.

[Carbo] Look,
you can go on dates.

Fine.

But you do it the right way.

Open, honestly,
in front of everyone.

But not mom.

I hate you.

[Carbo] If you're here
to see Artie

you're wasting
your time mate.

Now, if you're legit,

maybe we'll see you again.

But if this is just
some kind of easy

internet pick up,
I guess we won't.

Either way you'll be
dealing with me.

Got it?

Now get lost.

And make it quiet.

[tires screeching]

Hey, nice job, mate.

-Reckon he'll come back?
-No, he's gone.

-Where's Artie?
-Don't worry

she's in her room.
I just checked.

[Carbo] Thanks mate.
Any sign of mom?

No she must've crashed.

Yeah. This is doing
my head in.

-Why won't she listen to me?
-She's eighteen.

[Carbo] Yeah,
but that doesn't mean

she can't see I'm just trying
to look out for her.

Yeah. She will.

[Carbo] I hope so. Not sure
how much more of this

I can take.

-Goodnight mate.
-[Carbo] Goodnight, Benno.

[Ben] Rita was playing
a surprise game of her own

and this time
it wasn't Carbo who'd be hit

from left of field.

[Rita]
Artie's a little minx,

from a good family,
but has her parents

completely fooled
but not me or my Niko.

Just as I thought.

So that's why you're here?

To make sure that Carbo
can chaperone a teenage girl?

[Chrissy] Hi.
Sorry parking...

-Oh.
-Hi. Look who I ran into.

-[Chrissy] Hello.
-Ah, Chrissy.

There are things
that need saying.

And there are things
that were said.

-Oh.
-Hug a grateful mother.

A boy like Nik
does not give up

unless guided
by a wiser mind.

Older, but wiser.

Nik got cold feet
about the engagement

just as much as I did.

But other women,
women like you

are called cougars
for a reason.

They have claws
that cling tight.

But you let Nik go.

And for that I will always,
always be grateful.

Oh, Rita, gosh that's...

That is so generous.

We were just talking
about Artie.

-What about her?
-[Rita] What you don't think

I'd come all this way
if I didn't have plans

for the two of them?

-The two of them?
-Artie and Carbo?

-As a couple?
-Of course.

Well, I thought
arranged marriages

had gone out of fashion.

It's not arranged.

It's just, encouraged.

Um, does Carbo know?

[Rita] Of course not.

But he'll see sense.

I mean, they're perfect
for each other.

Both Greek,
family connections,

similar interest,
similar age.

But enough about my children.

Jules, are you all right?

-Yeah.
-[Rita] Julie are you okay?

I just I think
I need to sit down.

[Chrissy] Jules! [screams]

Okay, okay here she comes.

Hey, you back with us?

No, don't rush.

-God--
-No, no, no, it's no rush.

-What happened?
-You fainted.

-Easy does it.
-Oh!

Has this happened before?

Um, no.

I mean, was feeling
a bit lightheaded yesterday

but, I don't...

I just put it down
to Dave and I overdoing it.

-Darling you were unconscious.
-Come on now.

-Let's get you home to bed.
-No, no, no, the only place

you're going
is to see your doctor.

Come on. I don't want you
going home

until you've been
checked out.

Oh, unwise in love,
so wise in life.

Oh, thank you.

I think? [laughs]

[Layla] Look I can't promise
I will make much sense.

I'm feeling pretty fragile.

-Hung over?
-[Layla] Yeah, that,

and, um, Steve
called this morning

so needless to say
there were fireworks.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh, god, no don't be.

I'll get over it.
I always do.

I take it he does this a lot?

Mm.

Yeah, well, like I said
we're in a sort

of an open relationship.

Only occasionally
I get jealous.

I guess he's just a bit
more open than me.

In fact, he's kind
of open all hours.

That sounds...

-awful.
-[Layla] Yeah.

I mean don't get me wrong,
I don't want him to change.

In fact I think
it would be kind of better

-if everyone was like Steve.
-How can you say that?

Well, because
he's not all screwed up

by jealousy and guilt.

I mean, look at you
and Nathan for example.

Like you totally
freaked out last night

about one dinner.
And he freaked out

about one tiny little kiss.

-It's just--
-Kiss?

Sammy, I'm sorry okay?

Look, it was completely
my fault.

-I was high.
-He kissed you?

No. No, it was...
It was me.

It was me.
Please do not get mad at him.

-He did nothing wrong.
-He didn't tell me.

Well, see this is
my point exactly.

I mean, he hasn't done
anything but suddenly

he's guilty
and you're jealous.

Sammy, how are you
gonna cope

when he does meet someone
he's attracted to?

He's not supposed to be
attracted to anyone else.

Look, you seriously think
in what the next fifty years

he's not gonna check out
other women?

-And what about you?
-I don't want to talk

-about this.
-Yeah, because you are scared.

Because Owen still does it
for you

and even if Nathan
can't tell, I can.

See, what Steve would say
the really scary thing is,

that Nathan
is gonna be the last guy

-you are ever with.
-Layla.

[Layla] No, think about it.

Think about it, Sammy.
There are so many

gorgeous people out there
and you're never gonna get

-a chance to--
-Can we please just...

Can we just get on
with this?

[knocks on door]

Is it safe to come in?

[Artemis]
Unless you're with Niko.

[Ben] Did you, uh,
did you hear from Dane today?

And I bet you won't.

Look, Carbo's
going overboard

but he knows what guys

like Dane are really like.

-What they want.
-Yes, and I wanted it too.

I'm eighteen.
I make my own decisions.

So, ah, why do you care
if your mom finds out?

Think about how you
and Carbo were in Lesbos.

How he's treating you now.

You're like a little sister
to him.

He's just trying
to protect you.

Look, I know he
can be over the top,

but he's just doing it

because he really cares.

Think about it.

-[Julie] Ow!
-[Dave] You okay?

-You comfortable?
-Would you stop fussing?

-Well, you fainted.
-Yeah. I just...

I just have to take it easy
for a few days.

-What caused it?
-She doesn't know.

But if it happens again
she's gonna send me

-for some tests.
-But it was, um,

nothing that we did was it?

[Julie] Oh, well,
if it is it takes two

so don't beat yourself up.

And anyway I asked.
She doesn't think it's that.

[Dave] All right.
You just take it easy

just in case.
You want a cup of tea?

-Oh. I'd love one, thanks.
-Chrissy?

-Yeah, okay.
-No, no, you sit down.

You deserve more than
a cup of tea.

Oh.

-You are so lucky.
-Yeah.

Don't I know it.

In my choice of friends too.
Thanks for today.

I'd kill for someone
to look at me like that.

"Unwise in love,
so wise in life."

Oh, Rita
has her way with words.

[Chrissy] Hey, Dave,
ah, Jules is gonna take

a rain check
on that cup of tea.

She's actually pretty
knackered.

Oh, okay.
You still want one?

No, thanks.
I might head home.

[Dave] Chrissy,
um, thanks again.

-Oh, what are friends for.
-[Dave] Oh, come on,

you're more than
just a friend.

You're practically family.

Thanks from me,
Jules, and the baby.

-We'll see you later.
-Yeah, see you.

[Dave] Drive carefully.

[Ben] Yep, life can hit you
over the head

with all sorts of things,

most of which
you have no control over.

[Ben] Right.
The wine's sorted.

Red's on the table.

White's in the esky.
Pink could go either way.

-Is that all the beer?
-No, there's another six pack

-in the charger.
-Ah.

Dad just stuck his head
over the fence

and volunteered to cook.
I think he just wants

a crack at your new barbie.

Maybe we should cancel.

What?
Don't be an idiot.

-Mom's up and raring to go.
-You can't have a barbecue

without the guest of honor.

Mate, it'll be fine.
I promise.

Trust me, I'm psychic
about these things.

Niko, can I help
with the barbecue?

Ah, sure.

-That'd be great.
-I'll, ah, just go

and grab that other six pack.

-[Carbo] Look, Artie--
-Let me speak first.

You don't know
what it's like to grow up

-in our village.
-Well, I can guess.

[Artemis] It's worse
for a girl.

I thought
if anyone will help,

Niko will.

I thought you'd understand.

Look, I understand guys
like Dane.

Hey, sometimes
I can be a guy like Dane.

There's plenty of time.

You just don't have
to do it all at once.

Okay.

There are good guys
out there.

[Artemis]
That's why I'm here,

to find a good man,
a man I choose.

Nikolakimou.

And you're the only one
that can get away

with calling me that.

Mom!

I'm helping
with the barbecue.

-What can I do?
-Those there.

Take them out.

Your father said he can't
look after himself,

let alone
a teenage girl.

Thank you
for proving me right.

Oh, my little Niko.

All grown up.
Oh, you're gonna make

a wonderful husband one day.

My big, strong son.

I'm proud of you.

Now close your mouth.
It makes you look simple.

[clears throat]

There you are.
How'd you go?

Fine. Um,
what are you doing?

Oh, I'm just grabbing
some more supplies

for the barbecue.

So, um, the interview
went well?

Mmm-hmm.

Mm, she, um, gave me
more than I needed.

Good.

Good, well, I think
you're gonna absolutely blitz

this assignment.
We should...

We should probably
head back--

Why didn't you tell
me she kissed you?

-How did you--
-Well it just slipped out

so tell me now.

She was off her head.

Sam, she kissed me.
I didn't kiss her

and you were already
hostile towards her.

I just... I didn't want
to give you any more reason

-to hate her.
-So you were protecting her?

Yeah, I guess.
Sort of.

-She's kind of fragile.
-You're the one

that needs protecting,
Nathan.

Sam, nothing happened.

That's not the point!

She's unstable
and you need to stay away

-from her.
-Sam I already talked to her

about this, okay?
Last night before I saw you--

I cannot believe you
didn't tell me about this.

We promised we were gonna be
open about everything.

I'm sorry.

Did she say anything else?

-Is there anything else?
-No.

Sam, that's it.
I'm really sorry.

-Sam, I'm--
-Are you depressed

at the thought
that I'm the last person

you're ever gonna be with?

-What? No. Are you?
-So if someone was attractive

and you knew
I wouldn't get jealous

and no one was gonna
get hurt, would you?

No.

[Sammy] Not even be tempted?

No. No, Sam.
Not for a second.

I love you.

-Would you?
-[Sammy] No.

Never.
I married you.

I don't want to be
with anyone else.

That's really good
to know, okay?

'Cause that's all
I want too.

[Artemis] My yaya
taught me this.

If it swings
across it's a boy.

If it goes in a circle,
it's a girl.

-Yeah, but does it work?
-In my family, yes.

-[Julie] Okay.
-[Artemis] Look.

-It's a girl.
-[Julie] Oh!

A baby sister!

Hang on, I don't know how
I'm gonna feel about that.

Oh, darling,
you'll always be the honored

-first daughter, I promise.
-Okay.

[Carbo] Here you go,
Benno.

[Ben] Thanks.

Hey, Ben I don't know
what you said to Artie,

but thanks.

What are mates for?

No, I mean it.

Thanks.

You're not gonna kiss me,
are you?

It's a bit Greek.

[Dave] Meat's up.

[Julie] Hey, listen
thank you for today.

I don't think
I said it before.

Oh, please.

Now let me get you
some food, ah?

Oh, thanks Rita.

-[Artemis] For you, Niko.
-Oh, I could've done that.

-Where's ours?
-Mate, you haven't got Mel

-well trained enough.
-I heard that.

[Ted] Oh, every man
for himself.

Thanks.

I've got something for you.

I was gonna show it
to you later

-but I found this.
-It's you and me.

-[Artemis] Niko!
-[Carbo] Yeah mom had it.

Look you're a top chick,
Artie.

And you should be
out there partying

with nice guys.
I just...

Just don't want you
to get hurt.

Because of her?

[Carbo] Yeah.

Look I reckon we go
for a drive later,

just like in Lesbos.

You know check out
the city at night.

-You're serious?
-Absolutely.

Thank you,
Nikolakimou.

[Ben] Like I said,
Carbo was never very good

at seeing things coming.

So when they do come
from left of field,

what can a mate do?

What I've always done.

The same thing
he'd do for me.

You right, mate?

I don't know.

[Ben] Be there
to see him through it.

Ah, way too Greek.

[singer]
♪ Bad times are out ♪

♪ Good times are in ♪

[Young Ben] Focus
on the game, not the girls.

[Young Carbo] Yeah.
But they're cute.

[singer] ♪ ...again ♪

[mellow music playing]

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