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[upbeat music playing]

[Dave] There's an unwritten primal law for blokes.

If something's niggling at you, ignore it.

Don't go to the doctor,

don't sob about your feelings.

Leave it alone and it'll go away.

Rafter and Warne...

Dad are you making Warney a partner?

Why not? He's a good worker.

[Rachel] Yeah for the whole five minutes

he's been working for you.

Oh, a bit of positive motivation

and he's done right by me, I'll do right by him.

Make a commitment for the future.

Oh, dad, I think you're having

your first man crush.

Look it's just a thought, nothing decided.

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

-Ooh... -Run along.

Men don't face anything until we have to.

Women, unfortunately, aren't wired that way.

Yeah, it doesn't add up.

Maybe there's a mistake.

What are you two plotting?

We've been going through the invoices, Dave

and Warney is ripping you off.

Jules, don't start this again.

-There is a discrepancy, dad. -Nathan--

[Nathan] No last month he claimed more hours

than he worked. That job at Kogarah,

that should've taken two hours.

-He claimed fifteen. -So it was a mistake.

[Julie] A mistake?

But that's two days' work, Dave.

Look he's slack with his job sheets

most of the time, doesn't turn them

-in half the time. -That's true.

-I do have to chase him up. -You overpaid him

hundreds of dollars and he didn't say anything.

Were there any other mistakes?

That was the only one we found.

So far but this is just the start.

Yeah the start of a bloody witch hunt.

-Oh. -I'm just going to--

Dave, I am trying to look out for you here, okay?

No, no you're looking out for Chrissy and I get that.

But Warney's not responsible for her getting the sack.

-[Nathan] Warney! Hey! -[Warney] Chief!

-How are you going mate? -[Nathan] Good.

-[Warney] Right good. -I'm just--

-Dave, how are you mate? -Hey mate.

Jules.

Looking good. I'll tell you what,

any time you get sick of this bloke,

you give me a call all right?

Excuse me.

[Dave] We'll get these cables unloaded.

Can you check the joiner finished the utility panels?

[Nathan] Yep.

Hey, you remember that little Kogarah job

we did a couple of weeks back?

Kogarah, yeah. What about it?

Well you claimed for fifteen hours.

What? Fifteen hours?

That job would've taken one and a half hours max.

Yeah, I'm not accusing you, I just, uh--

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Decimal point.

I forgot to put the decimal point.

One point five hours.

-Sorry mate. -Oh. No worries.

-Should've crossed checked. -Yeah, no look,

I'll go to the ATM now. How much do I owe you?

Oh, we'll sort it out later on.

-[Warney] You sure? -Yeah.

[Warney] Yeah, okay sorry mate.

Dill.

[Nathan] Hey, dad the panel's looking good

and Warne, Warney, can you take that around the side?

No worries, Chief.

I, uh, asked him about the invoice.

Honest mistake.

-He'll pay us back. -[Nathan] Good.

But you can tell mom.

-All right? -Yeah, yeah.

Nathan Rafter?

Tim.

Tim, how are you?

You're the last person I expected

to see around here.

What, you're not in the real estate game anymore?

-Not so much, no. -Right.

Didn't know you were a sparky like your old man.

Yeah, no but I am actually more

into the management side of things.

-I do-- -Oh, right.

--bookings and schedules and I organize materials.

And digs the occasional ditch.

-G'day Tim. How are you? -[Tim] Dave.

Righto well look, um, I'm in and out all day.

Give us a yell if you need anything.

No worries.

Friend of yours?

Not really.

[dramatic music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

-Ooh. -Ooh, good one.

Big storm's on the way.

[Ted] Do you want a cup of tea?

[Marjorie] That'd be great, thanks.

[Ted] Who wants a cuppa?

[Dave] Actually I might hit the hay.

-[Julie] Mm. -[Rachel] Yeah.

It's only nine o'clock.

Ah, you know what? I might turn in as well.

I've been feeling a bit queasy all day so...

I've actually got a presentation

for work tomorrow.

I've got to check over my notes

but it was nice to see you again.

[Sammy] Um, maybe we can watch TV in our room?

We don't have a TV... Oh, the new TV.

Let's watch the new one.

-[Sammy] Goodnight. -Goodnight.

-Goodnight. -[Ted] Bye.

Night.

Well.

Whoa!

Oh I love storms, don't you?

Well if I'm inside.

It's nights like this I miss Richard.

We used to curl up and listen to the rain.

For a while there were no problems.

I better get going before this sets in.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Why don't you stay here?

You sure?

What about the others?

Well they're grown-ups.

They'll cope.

[thunder rumbling]

[rain pattering]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh. Sorry.

It's okay.

Good morning, Rachel.

Good morning.

[Ted] And goodbye.

What's going on?

Hi.

Well it got very late, it stormed,

so Marjorie stayed over.

Of course she did.

So, uh, what... what do you...

-do you have to go? -[Marjorie] Oh, afraid so.

I... I'll have you and Dave over soon.

[Julie] Oh great. Look forward to it.

[Marjorie] Bye, Julie.

[Ted] I'm sorry about that.

So, Marjorie had to stay over because it stormed?

Mm...

Oh that...

They could've just been talking.

Yeah.

-Ew! -Ew! Okay. Okay.

I think that I speak for the majority

when I say that when people reach a certain age

that sex [clears throat] should become illegal.

Mmm-hmm. And what age would that be?

Old.

How old?

Old, old.

-Forty. -Oh. News flash.

I'm pregnant, which means your father and I--

-No! -Oh, no, no! Nope, nope.

I also think it should be illegal for parents

to talk about sex at any age.

Oh, you know I'm extremely disappointed in you lot.

Ew!

He's my dad, Dave,

and the thought of him doing that--

Jules, you little hypocrite.

[Julie] Yeah all right it grossed me out too.

-But in Ben's room? -What difference does it make

whether it's in Ben's room or at Marjorie's?

Well it's--

[Ted] For God's sake nothing happened.

The woman just needed a bit of comfort,

that's all.

Oh sorry dad it's I-I-I--

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ew! He calls it "comfort"!

-Guess who? -Lara Bingle?

[Melissa] Close enough.

What are you doing here? You sweet on me?

No, uh, actually one of the doctors

has just finished his residency

and we're giving him a send-off.

Oh, come on I'll introduce you.

Ah, no no no my boss is in.

I've got to look like I'm working.

[Melissa] Oh sure.

So I take it that's the guest of honor?

Oh no that's the new guy, Luke Hanson.

What did you say?

Luke Hanson?

-What did you think I said? -Nothing.

Tell me.

I thought you said "cute and handsome".

Right.

-[Luke] Melissa. -[Melissa] Oh, hi Luke.

I thought you said you couldn't make it.

[Luke] Yeah I had to set a new land speed record

for catheter insertions.

[whispers] I just hope they're in the right patients.

G'day Luke. I'm Ben.

Hey, uh, you work at the hospital?

No Ben works here.

Oh. Great.

Yeah, I like it.

The hours suit me.

Gives me freedom to do stuff.

Lots of stuff.

Heaps of stuff.

Ben really can't stay. He's got to--

Right, well in that case it was nice--

No no no, hey Mel, it's all good.

I can stay and chat.

Ah, so what were you...

what were you about to say, mate?

I was just going to order a rum and coke.

Actually make that two.

Thanks Ben.

[Derek] The lovely Melissa.

-Are you two back together? -Getting there.

-There you go. -[Derek] Cheers.

Listen, pop this up behind the bar somewhere,

will you?

Interested?

Me? Manager?

Well you don't want to be a barman all your life,

do you, Ben?

[Dave] Maybe Ben's not hardwired like other blokes.

Where primal man might simply ignore a threat,

he faced it head on.

[Luke] There's a club there called Olympia.

Yeah, yep. Managed to learn some Greek

while I was over there as well.

It's amazing how fast you pick it up.

-It comes in handy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, uh, my best mate is Greek.

So if you ever need someone to speak Greek to,

I'm sure he'd, you know...

Right, great.

-Where's he from? -Lesbos.

And, uh, I've already done all the jokes so trust me.

Yeah, Carbo's a great guy.

He and Ben are housemates.

Mel was our housemate too.

-Still is practically. -[Melissa] Uh, not quite.

Um, but I do spend a bit of time over there.

Yeah, well that's what you do when you're dating.

So, uh, when did you go to Greece?

Oh it was a few years ago now.

I went over to watch the Olympics.

Really? What sports do you like?

Rowing mainly.

Rowing?

Luke came second in the national title.

Second?

That's not bad.

I have to go to the loo. Excuse me.

So, uh, how did you manage to fit in rowing

with all the, uh, medical?

Well I can't really,

that's why I've given up competition.

Yeah.

Been there. I had to give up running.

Marathons.

Tell you what, managing this place is,

-is full on. -Is that why you're leaving?

What?

Excuse me.

[upbeat music playing]

[singer] ♪ I woke up bright And early this morning ♪

♪ My little girl Was not inside ♪

♪ I've been Looking everywhere ♪

♪ Morning, noon And daylight ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ Oh, she's so fine, You know... ♪

Hey. What is wrong with you?

What do you mean?

Well you've been staring at us all afternoon.

-It's embarrassing. -No.

The way you've been throwing yourself at him,

-that's embarrassing. -What?

He's a new work colleague. It's called being friendly.

Yeah, really friendly.

Well, at least I didn't tell him I was managing

-the hospital. -Don't change the subject.

No. That is the subject. You're jealous

and there's no reason for it.

Luke's just a really nice guy.

Oh, so you are interested in him.

Stop behaving like a child.

You're the one behaving like a kid, Mel.

Attracted to some guy just because he can

pull oars quickly. And he only came second!

-What? -He's a loser, Mel.

He didn't make it to the Olympics, did he?

He just had to sit at home

and watch it like the rest of us.

This is the most stupid conversation

I have ever had.

Yeah, I've had worse!

If Shane Warne had have played Zimbabwe and Bangladesh

as often as Murali,

he would've had a thousand wickets.

A thousand? No way.

Of course he'd have a thousand.

Way mate, way. Jules.

-Take a seat. Have a beer. -Ah, no thanks.

Um, just so you know, we'll be eating soon.

-I just ordered some Thai. -Oh Thai.

Hmm. Would you like to join us?

Ah, no it's already been ordered.

-Sammy's just gone to get it. -No, it's all right.

We can call the restaurant, order some more.

-What would you like? -Oh, Pad Thai?

But go easy on the chili 'cause...

Okay, mate.

Then you ring Sammy and order it.

Give me a sec.

-That was rude, Jules. -Yeah. All right.

I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood to entertain.

Entertain? I'm not asking you to cook a ten course meal

for the guy.

Look, I asked him about the invoice,

it was a mistake. He's going to pay me back.

Oh, oh, well, that's a... that's a great way

to run a business. He gives back what he's stole

-and everything's fine. -He didn't steal anything.

He just forgot a decimal point.

Oh, you're not serious.

You just don't believe him because you've got an agenda.

Then, you don't believe it because all of a sudden

he's become your best mate.

You're wrong about him, Jules.

I am not wrong!

I don't like him, I don't trust him,

I don't like him knowing our business

and I don't want him in our house!

I just, ah, just wanted to make sure

I paid for the meal.

They were out of spring rolls

so I hope curry puffs are okay.

Sorry. I didn't get your order in, mate.

No, no, no. It's all right. The doctor said

I should ease up on the chili anyway.

I'll see you tomorrow, Dave. See you, guys.

-[Dave] Yeah, mate. -See you.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Bonnie warned me about him.

Please not Bonnie again.

She said that there was a snake in the grass.

It was someone that we know and I know she meant him.

All right. Let me... Let me get this straight.

You were rude to him because some loon

at your work reads your palm?

She's not a loon! And, and everything

that she said is falling into place.

[Dave]Confrontation with your wife?

Take the primal man's path.

Head out until she cools down.

Dave? What's going on?

Don't tell your GP.

Come in.

[laughs]

Come into the men's room. Eh?

Give you a look around.

Get a load of the goods, mate.

The king of spin. Fifteen years' worth.

-Right here. -You sure you've got enough?

Yeah, pff. Look at this. Shane Warne, 1993,

Cricketer of the Year,

authenticity certificate attached,

still in its plastic.

But you gotta check this out. This just arrived yesterday.

Come and have a look at this.

[Dave] The Gatting Ball.

The Gatting Ball.

His first ever ball in an Ashes series.

From a short run up, they reckoned he turned

the ball 80 degrees, 80 degrees.

-Ball of the century. -Ball of the century.

Ha! Got the certificate right there.

Right. As long as you know what you're doing.

Hey, hey, hey. There's, ah, there's no need to worry

about it, mate. I've been trading online

for years. I know what I'm doing.

You, ah, you don't want to buy a Playstation, do you?

[laughs] Just joking, mate. Don't worry about it.

Come on, let's finish this food

before it gets too cold.

♪ And I know what it's like ♪

♪ To be rejected Every night ♪

♪ And I'm sure It must be easier ♪

♪ For boys from the city ♪

♪ Da, da, da Da da da ♪

♪ Na na na na na na ♪

Pow!

Mate!

Woo! Mate, I can't believe you wrote that song.

No. I just co-wrote it. Steve wrote the chords

and the da da da da da da da da boom bit.

Yeah, but... Yeah but it's the lyrics, mate.

-The lyrics make the song. -Yeah.

You know, it sums up my whole teens.

I mean, you must've gone through something

like that as well. Well, did you?

You know, get rejected?

Oh, come on, mate. You must've gone through

-something like that. -[Dave] Well, well--

You can't write a song like that--

Maybe not in my teens but maybe my childhood was...

Your childhood? Why? What happened?

You know, sort of a bit of foster care.

Foster care?

What happened to your parents?

Don't know.

You're adopted?

Yep.

Mate, I don't believe it.

What?

I'm adopted too.

[dramatic music playing]

-Problem? -Yes.

I made a complete dick of myself

in front of the bloke that was chatting up Melissa.

-Did you belt him? -No.

Oh, good. Who is he?

He's a doctor.

Oh, a doctor to a nurse is like honey to a bee.

What does he look like?

He's okay-looking, I guess.

Well, what's 'okay looking? Eh? Johnny Depp?

Brad Pitt?

Halfway in between.

-Is he built? -He's a rower.

Ah, so, he's good-looking, aerobically fit,

strong as an ox and his body.

Look, you're not helping, mate.

I am. As the old kung fu saying goes,

"Know your enemy, know yourself,

and you will not fear in battle."

Mate, I'm not going into battle with Luke.

Of course, not. He's not your enemy.

It's Melissa.

-Mel? -Yes.

She's the one you're trying to conquer.

You need to know her up here.

Look, think about it. Her ex was a soccer player.

This guy's a rower. So, she likes them sporty.

This guy's also a doctor, so she likes them smart.

Look, the second half of the equation is,

"Know yourself." What are your weaknesses?

For starters, you're immature.

That's what Mel says.

Well then, you have to mature up, mate.

Show her that you have ambition,

that you're serious about life.

Yeah. Hey, you know, there's a manager's job

-going at the Boat Club. -That's it!

-Go for it! -Yeah.

But concentrate on your fitness too.

Mel wants a complete package.

[Dave] While Ben broke all the rules

by deciding to face the problem straight up,

Warney's stories and the odd stubby

were bringing up stuff I'd successfully

-ignored for years. -And then, eventually

the agency, they um, they tracked down my real dad.

And?

Oh, he didn't want a bar of me.

-Oh, sorry about that. -No, it's all right.

Ancient history.

But the one thing I did find out was my real name.

The one I was born with. Stewart Warne.

Best news I ever got.

Here's to you, brother.

So, what about you?

Did you try to track down your real folks?

No, I didn't want to.

Eh, mate, good on you.

They weren't there when you needed them.

-Stuff them. -Yeah.

And stuff yours too.

Hey, you know what I said before about Jules,

um, it's not just the pregnancy.

The reason she doesn't trust you

is she thinks it's your fault that Chrissy got the sack.

What? Oh, mate, you know, I...

Look, I feel bad about what happened

but that had nothing to do with me.

Yeah. Look, I know. That's what I keep telling her.

Ah, it's okay. Really. It's fine.

You know, she's just sticking up for her mate.

And you've got to admire that.

Mmm-hmm.

-To Jules. -To Jules.

You know what else I admire, mate?

-You. -Oh, come off it.

-No, no, no. Come on. -Come off it.

Come on. Come on. No. Serious. Hear me out.

You came through all that crap.

You got a beautiful wife.

Beautiful house.

Beautiful kids.

I'd kill to be you, mate.

-Hi. -Jules, come here.

-Oh, no. I've just been sick. -I don't...

I don't care. You're still beautiful.

-Oh, you've got beer breath. -No. Look,

I know you're cranky that I went to Warney's--

No. No. Alcohol just makes me feel sick. Okay?

Yeah. Well, are you still mad at me?

No, I'm not. I'm just...

Actually, I behaved really badly before,

and I'm sorry.

And it looked like I fixed everything

-with Warney. -What?

-I mentioned your concerns. -Oh, you told him?

No. Look, I just... I just wanted to clear the air.

Look, there is no way this guy's ripping us off

and if he ripped off Barrett's,

he's got nothing to show for it.

You know what? I really don't want to fight about this.

Look, I'm not fighting. I'm just saying that

he's a good bloke who thinks I'm the luckiest guy

in the world. And he's right.

I've got everything he's ever wanted.

-I'm going to throw up. -Oh. Jules. Jules.

Oh, I can smell it in your skin.

[Dave] First night in our whole marriage

that I'd had to sleep on the couch.

But Jules was sick.

Nothing to get worked up about.

This is where primal man kicks in.

Whatever's bugging you, ignore it,

and you're out like a light.

But why couldn't I sleep?

[singer]♪ And all I would have been ♪

♪ Was lost in time ♪

♪ And all I could Have been... ♪

Is that Ben?

It can't be. That dude's exercising.

Ben. Ben. Hey.

Who's chasing you?

I'm just getting fit, that's all.

From now on, I'm going to be doing five ks every morning.

Yeah. I give you until the end of the week.

Come on, Sam. I'll race you home.

Um, no. We... We'll catch up.

-With him? -Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, right.

So, what brought all this on?

I'm just gonna lift my game, that's all.

Be fitter, more ambitious, seize the day,

all that.

Melissa's got this ex-champion

"I'm so hot" rower chasing her.

-Ouch. -And he's a doctor.

Oh, well, if you want

a running partner, I'll train with you.

But the whole medical degree thing,

you'll have to sort out on your own.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Okay. You're on.

Cool. Well let's catch up to Nathan.

Oh, no, no, no. That, that's plenty for me.

-Thanks. -You're not hungry?

-Mmm-hmm. She's on a diet. -No. I'm not on a diet,

Nathan. Diets are self-destructive.

I'm just cutting back a bit, that's all.

Weird thing about metabolism.

We come from the same stock, but no matter how much I eat,

I never put on weight. Funny, isn't it?

-[Jules laughs] -[Nathan laughs]

Yeah, it's hilarious. Giggle. Chuckle.

Guffaw.

-[Sammy] Hi. -[Dave] Oh, my.

You look like death warmed up.

I'm just getting fit.

It's a new regime.

-Oh. -Oh, we'll give it a week.

No, it's great. He's changing his life.

-In what way? -In every way.

A head transplant would be a good start.

Like, he's applying for the new manager's job

-at work. -Oh, that is great, darling.

Mmm-hmm. Show me your job description.

I'll help you with your application.

Job description? I know what the job is.

You just tell everyone else what to do.

Hmm, I think it'll be a little bit more

to it than that. Um, have you got

-any bookkeeping experience? -Nah.

Have you ever dealt with traders before?

Not directly, no.

Do you know what kind of pay roll system they use?

I do not.

Do you know what a spreadsheet is?

Oh, Nathan stop picking on him.

Of course, he knows what a spreadsheet is,

don't you?

Oh. Um, Warney, those...

smoke alarms are battery operated.

Full points, mate. Sharp eyes.

Yeah. I thought Tim wanted them all wired-in?

Yeah. But he keeps changing his mind, mate. You know?

He wants the el cheapo ones now.

I'll tell you, guys like that, always cutting corners.

Come on, chop chop. Back to work.

Hey, Nathan. How's it going?

-Still on schedule? -Yeah, absolutely.

-No worries. -Good. Good.

Hey, um, I was talking to Mick Dent

last night from Hampton Lewis.

Your name came up.

-Right? -Yeah.

They said you were a smart operator,

showed a lot of promise.

That's very nice of Mick.

So, ah why'd you leave?

I got sacked.

I, um I got caught in a compromising position

with my wife.

Right.

What? In the office?

No, in a vendor's house.

Yeah, yeah. I think that's what Mick said.

Look, to tell you the truth, there wouldn't be one agent

in the business who hasn't tried that one.

And you were just unlucky.

Yeah. Well, it was still my mistake

and, ah, on the scale of stupid ideas, it was...

-it was up there. -Still.

Shame to give away a whole career

just because of one mistake.

Look, ah, if you ever wanna get back into real estate,

give me a call.

G'day Dave.

What was that about?

Um, I think that he just offered me a job.

-What? -Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm not gonna take it obviously.

I've got a job. I've got a great job.

[Dave] I should've been over the moon for Nathan,

but that nagging feeling was back.

Why did the thought of him leaving make me feel like

I've been kicked in the guts?

[Carbo] Push it. Come on, come on.

I've got it, yeah, good, good.

Ah!

Oh, that hurt.

Good, good. Man, you're doing it right.

You know, you've got to feel the burn.

It feels like someone's squeezing my chest

from the inside.

And my heart's going like the clappers.

-It means you're unfit. -Yeah, but feel it.

[Carbo] You just need to work harder, that's all.

Hey, Mel.

Hey, Mel, how are you doing?

We need to talk.

Yep. Hand.

-Hey? -Hand, mate.

Sorry.

Melissa, you were right.

I was being immature and rude.

Yeah, you told him you ran marathons.

And competitive.

But I apologize to both of you.

Okay, um, I was expecting more of a fight.

No.

I was in the wrong.

But I'm going to change.

I want you to be proud of me.

I'm even going for a new job.

-[phone ringing] -Oh, sorry.

Oh, it's work.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Yeah, sure, what time?

Okay. No...

What?

Seriously?

No, I didn't see it, but you did not

hear that from me.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, bye.

So, ah, tell me about this new job.

Sure. Sure.

So, ah, who was that?

Ah, "cute and handsome", I think you called him.

Luke?

I thought you said it was work.

Yeah, I work with Luke, remember?

Yeah, but it didn't sound like

you were discussing work.

[Melissa] Well, we were.

Yeah, but you laughed.

He made a joke about another doctor.

Bickie?

So, ah, what was the joke?

You don't know the doctor.

It wouldn't be funny.

So, ah, why are you going to meet him later?

He doesn't know many people,

so a group of us are going out for dinner.

Do you have a problem with that?

No, no.

[Melissa] Good.

So where are you going?

The Little Sahara on Church Street.

We're meeting around 7:00.

I'll probably start with the, ah, smoked eggplant,

maybe get some garlic bread. Tomato salad.

The marinated veal will be my main.

I'll have some baklava for dessert

and, ah, if that all goes well,

we'll probably go to a hotel

and bonk each other stupid.

Which hotel?

Mel. Mel, I was, I was kidding.

No, you weren't kidding. You're as possessive

and as juvenile as ever.

Just grow up.

Ooh!

[Dave] All right, boys, let's clean it all up.

Warney, could you help me give this place a once over?

Well, you want me to hold your hand, mate?

Yeah, I don't trust myself.

Lost my favorite crimper last week.

Oh, no, the Cabac?

-[Dave] Yep. -That's going to hurt.

-They cost. -[Dave] Yeah, too right.

Ouch.

-Hey, Nathan? -Yeah?

What's going on with these smoke alarms?

-They're not what I ordered. -They're not?

No, well you're charging me for hardwired smoke alarms

and there's battery operated all through the place.

Right, oh, Tim. I'm, I'm so sorry.

Warney...

um, there must've been a miscommunication.

Mate, it's not just dodgy, it's illegal.

All new places have to have hardwired smoke alarms.

You should know that.

You're right, I should've. Um, okay,

well, we will come back tomorrow

and we'll install the right ones.

-Good. -And I'll redo the invoice,

make sure you'll get them at cost.

Okay, thanks. I appreciate that.

Hey, um, look, I was serious about that job offer.

I just had a junior agent

-quit on me. -Mmm-hmm.

And, ah, need someone immediately.

Right, okay, well,

yeah, I'll, I'll definitely think about it.

-Righto. -Mmm-hmm.

-Don't take too long. -Okay.

Warney. What kind of crap are you trying to pull?

-What are you talking about? -Well, you, you installed

the wrong alarms and we've overcharged him.

Oh, yeah, but he kept changing his mind all the time.

Probably got our wires crossed.

You get it? Mate, don't worry about it.

We'll swap them over first thing tomorrow morning, okay?

Don't worry about it.

Hey, Dave, you're lucky you had me.

You left this on top of the fuse box.

[Dave] Must be getting old. Thanks, mate.

[Warney] Yeah you got into it the other night.

You should've heard him. Hey? All over the place.

Getting that twinkle in his eye again.

Hey? Get onto that song mate.

Tell you, you'll make millions.

-See you, boys. -What's the matter with you?

You haven't said boo since we knocked off.

Mum was right.

What are you talking about?

Warney.

He charged for hardwired smoke alarms,

but he gave them battery ones.

Look, just hang on a minute, Nathan. Come on.

He is a liability.

Okay? He is a liability.

We can't trust him. You have to get rid of him.

So you're saying he deliberately installed

-the wrong alarms? -Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Have a look.

Dad, he came this close to blowing your reputation

and any trust that Tim has in me.

Tim brought up the job again.

And he really wants me to do it.

And Dad, it's flattering.

I thought you didn't want to work for Tim.

Well, I don't know.

I'm not going to make a decision

before I talk to you.

[Dave] Blokes don't face problems until they have to.

And I was going to have to.

Dave, mate.

Come in. Just in time.

Look, I know about the smoke alarms.

Uh, yeah, well, I, I explained to Nathan.

Well, good, now you can explain it to me.

Yeah, sure come in.

Oh, mate, look, it was just an honest mistake.

I thought he meant battery operated.

-All of them? -Yeah.

You know that's against the code

and you were going to charge him for the good ones.

Yeah but, you know, what I'm like.

I'm hopeless with invoices. Okay.

All right, okay, I screwed up, sorry.

It won't happen again. I swear.

I know.

It won't.

Oh, come on, Dave. Give me a break.

It's not like you're paying for it.

-Tim's footing the bill. -What?

Mate, blokes like that,

they've got more money than sense.

So it's all right to rip them off?

No, no, no, I'm not saying that. It's just...

No, look, look I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Dave, no, come on, Dave,

Dave, come on, Dave, come on, hey.

Mate, we're adopted. You understand.

-This is my crimper. -Yeah, Dave,

I got it out of the van. I was going to put it

-back in the toolbox. -No, no, no, look,

you were going to sell it to pay for all this crap.

-I was not. -What else have you got here

-that's stolen? -[Warney] Mate...

Is this, ah, is this Barrett's?

Or is this mine? Hey?

-[Dave] Jules? -Yep.

-You okay? -Oh, no, I feel awful.

Sorry I'll, look, I'll, I'll talk to you later.

No, no, hey, hey, are you okay?

I had to sack Warney.

You were right. He's been ripping us off.

-Oh. -I feel like such an idiot.

-Well, you're not. -I'll apologize to Chrissy.

I'll call Barrett in the morning

and see if he'll give her job back.

I can't believe Bonnie the bagel lady

-was on the money. -Ah,

so you do think there's something in it then?

No.

But, ah, next time you see her,

ask about next week's lotto numbers.

You're not ready for the mirror yet, mate.

It'll drive you nuts. You won't see

any difference for a couple of weeks.

Yeah. Mel might not be in the picture

-in a couple of weeks. -Look,

why is it always the blokes who have to change

and never the women?

It's all right for them to say,

"You need to drink less, you need to be more romantic."

But say to them, "You need a boob job,"

and they hit the roof.

Yeah, but Mel's got great boobs.

Yes, she does. I'm just using that

as an example to make the point.

Mel, as great as she is, she's not perfect.

I like Mel the way she is,

but all the stuff she said about me,

well, that's, that's true.

Look, it sounds to me

you've got a little self-esteem problem.

That's bull.

[Dave] Ben shouldn't have ignored the warning signs.

His body was telling him something.

Ah!

[singer] ♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ She's so fine ♪

♪ So fine ♪

Ready to go?

Ah, actually, I'm not feeling too...

Oh come on. It's only day two.

Besides what would Nathan say?

-Okay, let's go. -[singer] ♪ She's so fine ♪

-♪ She's so fine ♪ -[Sammy] Come on.

Sprint for the next hundred.

Come on!

[singer] ♪ Yeah She's so fine ♪

♪ You know I wish She was mine ♪

♪ And that's all ♪

Sammy, wait.

Aah!

Just...

-[phone ringing] -[Melissa] Yep.

Oh!

-Problem? -Ah, no, it can wait.

Melissa!

It's Ben. Call me.

I'm really sick.

Come on, slacker.

-Ben, are you all right? -No, I'm not!

[Luke] So to put it simply,

your heart was beating so fast

that it couldn't pump enough blood to your brain

and that's why you fainted.

Was it just because of the exercise?

That triggered it but the condition

was probably already there.

-Usually in these... -Ben?

-What happened? -[Ben] I'm okay.

I just, I fainted.

Well, well why didn't someone call us sooner?

I wanted to but he, he...

[Ben] Well I didn't want to worry you

in case it was nothing.

Look, if it was just about being unfit,

Nathan would've had a field day

but luckily I've got something.

-What've you got? -[Luke] He has an arrhythmia,

which is an abnormal heartbeat.

A heart problem?

It's too soon to say exactly.

We'll need to monitor him for a bit longer

and we'll see how that goes.

Also I'd like to get a complete family history.

-Why? -Well, it might be genetic.

So, so all the kids could have it?

[Luke] We won't know anything until we've had

the whole family tested but, I mean, look,

Ben should be fine. He's recovered quickly

and that's usually a good sign.

See? I'm okay.

You should've called hours ago.

Oh. I called Mel.

Is he gonna be all right to go home?

Let's discuss that after we've run a few more tests.

Ben, have you got any questions?

Yeah.

Did you know that I called you?

-[phone ringing] -Um, I have to go.

Excuse me.

[Dave] Well, I guess sometimes women

do avoid the hard questions.

So have you got everything?

I think so. What about that stuff

-we have to read? -[Dave] Yeah, got it.

Sorry. Emergency. They needed me out there.

Course they did.

We've got to go now anyway.

Ah, well, we'll, we'll just, um, wait outside.

Ben, I'm sorry. You've got

every right to be angry with me.

I felt like I was having a heart attack.

I thought I might die

and the first person I called

was the girl that I love and what did you do?

You, you passed me off to the message bank.

I know. I, I'm sorry.

I can make it up to you. I just...

What do you want me to do?

You know, that's the first time

you've ever asked me that.

What do you mean?

Asking what you can do for me.

It's, it's always been the other way around.

You set the rules

and I'm the one who's had to prove myself.

I've never asked you to prove yourself, Mel.

Ben, it's...

I'd do anything for you.

And I mean anything but I don't...

I don't think you'd do the same for me.

[Dave] Blokes only tackle problems

when the answer is clear.

And one answer was suddenly staring me in the face.

Hey. I just saw Ben.

I can't believe it. Is he going to be okay?

Yeah, yeah, I think so but, ah,

-we all need to be tested. -What've we got?

Probably nothing but you should probably read this.

Dad, what's this?

Oh, you know, the business has been going well.

A lot of that's because of you.

We make a good team.

Who would've thought?

I'd be very proud if you came onboard as a partner.

Dad...

[Dave] But I think you should take up Tim's job offer.

I can't. Not now that Warney's gone.

I can't leave you in the lurch and there'll be other jobs.

Nathan, you're a good bloke but don't be a git.

I mean, I always said that this job was a stop-gap

until you found something back in real estate.

Give Tim a call and tell him you can start tomorrow.

Are you sure?

I'll manage.

-Thank you. -Okay.

Well, that was the Nathan issue settled.

But there it was again.

That nagging feeling.

Too hard to ignore.

Have you forgotten how it works?

Hmm? Hmm, no.

-I was thinking about Bonnie. -Mmm-hmm.

No, no, hear me out.

She predicted heartache.

She must've meant Ben.

-Jules... -Well, no, come on.

She was right about Chrissy. And Warney.

It only happened after the event.

And if Bonnie had said nothing,

Chrissy would still have lost her job,

I would still have fired Warney

and Ben would still have ended up

in hospital.

She can't help us plan our lives.

We just have to deal

with things as they come along.

How dare you dazzle me with logic.

Let's just hope this next one doesn't have a dodgy ticker.

Hmm?

Well, in the words of a very wise man,

we can only deal with things as they come along.

Must be from my side of the family.

Oh, hey, mum, died of a heart attack, remember?

Yeah, but we'll never know for sure, will we?

Well, we could find out for sure.

Track down your parents.

Oh, come on, what's the harm in trying?

No, I don't want to see them, Jules.

They gave up on me just like everyone else.

Excuse me? Who's everyone else?

I've been here for 26 years.

[Dave] I mean everyone, like, you know,

Warney betrays me, Nathan quits on me,

Ben nearly dies on me...

Well, Ben, couldn't help it,

Nathan didn't quit on you

and Warney's a...

Warney.

It's not a reflection on you.

Come on, look, what, what, what's the harm in trying?

No. I just hope they're dead.

Dave.

All right, well, maybe not dead

but in a rest home, eating bad food.

There's no excuses for what they did.

No, maybe not.

But you're hurting and they're the cause

and, and when I'm hurting, I, I want to fix it.

Don't dazzle me with logic.

[knocks on door]

What were you looking at?

-Nothing. -Admit it.

You were looking at porn.

Very funny.

This is for you.

[Rachel] Well, that is tragic,

but it's going on my wall.

So is yours. Thanks for the nice surprise.

Just a shame I can't use it.

I know.

You're okay about everything with Nathan, right?

[Warney] Dave.

Want me to get the shotgun?

No, it's all right. I'll see you inside.

Yeah.

-What do you want? -No I, I've come to apologize.

-No, just forget it. -[Warney] Just hear me out.

Please, just hear me out, okay?

I want to make it up to you, okay?

It's the Gatting Ball.

Okay, now, you know, what this means.

It comes with the certificate.

-It's, it's the real deal. -Look I don't want that.

Dave, this way we can be square.

We'll never be square.

-Mate... -[Dave] Don't, mate.

Chrissy lost her job, I defended you,

I trusted you, and you stabbed me in the back.

-End of story. -I'm sorry. I've never been

very good with this kind of stuff 'cause it's always

just been me looking out for myself

because no one else ever would, okay?

Even when I was a little kid.

Don't keep blaming everyone else.

Dave I, I know. I'm, I'm sorry, mate,

but look please, please take this.

I want to make it up to you. Please tell me

-what I've got to do. -Nothing.

You've done enough.

[singer]♪ We touch the sky ♪

♪ We hold our hearts ♪

♪ The kiss of death ♪

-♪ We keep our wits ♪ -Porridge?

-Seriously? -What?

Are we living in an Irish bog suddenly?

-[Julie] No. -Oh, Ben's the one

with the wonky heart. I don't see why

-we all have to suffer. -Ah, we can revisit

the situation after we've all had our tests.

And until then,

it's a bacon and egg free zone.

Ah, I just remembered I promised I'd have breakfast

-with Carbo. -Sit down.

-Mum... -This is your breakfast.

If you ate this every day, you'd live longer.

If I ate this every day, I wouldn't want to.

[Sammy] Morning.

No.

-What's this? -Porridge.

As in Goldilocks and the Three Bears, porridge?

Oh, what? You've never had porridge?

Oh it's too hot.

-Oh, mine's too cold. -Mine just sucks.

-Oh, ha-ha. -[Dave whistling]

-Why are you so happy? -He hasn't had his breakfast.

Well, I think I might've found someone

to replace Nathan.

Oh, that was quick.

Well, who's the new guy?

Oh, that's great.

Oh, why didn't I think of that?

That's a great idea.

[Dave] The unwritten law of blokehood

only helps for a while.

Eventually you have to man up,

face the problem you don't have

the answers for.

[indistinct chatter]

[Dave] Now I knew

what that nagging feeling was,

what was missing.

Time to face the past.

Find the answers.

Blokes,

our own worst enemy.

[singer]♪ And all I could have been ♪

♪ And all I would have been ♪

♪ Was lost in time ♪

[mellow music playing]

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