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[theme music playing]

[Julie] There's nothing quite like a day at the cricket

to get us all out of the house.

Sun and sandwiches...

A perfect moment when we don't have to think

about anything except the game.

Away from the stresses of work

and family finances...

[Dave] Six grand, Jules. We still haven't gotten

the bill from the plumber last week.

[Julie] The shock loss of that precious job.

[Nathan]Look, what I did in there,

okay, that was totally out of character

-and really stupid. -You're fired.

[Julie] And the nightmare of that late night break in.

[glass shatters]

[Robber] Get down! Now!

Down on the ground!

[Julie] Not a time to ask yourself

whether a normal bloke will again

ever be attracted to you.

Uh, good morning.

Why is it that the only guys who are attracted to me

are complete losers?

[Julie] Or to dream about all those things

you might never be able to afford.

[Sammy] But aren't they the most beautiful shoes

that you've seen in your whole life?

Right now we can't afford them

and you have to take them back.

[Ted] Go for it Dave!

[Julie] No one had a care in the world.

And you know, in dad's case,

I think that was actually true.

Now, if only Dave could make the next run.

His first ever century.

Maybe we'd all have something to celebrate.

[Ben] He's not even watching!

[cheering]

-[Ben] Come on, dad! -[Dave] Nathan!

-Come on Nathan! Nathan! -[Nathan] No! No! No! No! No!

[cheering]

[Warney] Good work, boys. Beautiful.

[Ben] Nathan, you idiot!

[Warney] Nathan, what team are you playing for?

Eh?

I still don't get what he did.

It's more what he didn't do.

And that would be?

He didn't run when he should've. Loser.

[Nathan] Dad, I'm really sorry. I...

It's all right. It's just a game.

No, it was your big moment.

What so I get ninety nine for the first time.

You know, that's a big enough moment.

Ninety nine runs. You'd think the little bugger

-would pay attention. -[Julie] Oh, hey come on.

He filled in after not playing for five years

-and he did that for you. -Well he needs to work

on his concentration. And I'm entitled

to at least five more minutes of griping

-with your full support. -[laughs]

Well as long as you know you're still my hero.

And tomorrow night I'm going to prove it.

-What's wrong with tonight? -[laughs]

I was talking about dinner.

-Oh. -My shout.

Oh, it's the most I can expect I suppose.

I mean it's not like I made a ton.

[Julie] Oh, come on.

It's not the end of the world.

It is if we lose the match too.

[Fielder] Catch it!

[Warney] It's mine! It's mine!

It's mine! It's mine!

Drop it drop it drop it...

-Yeah! -[cheering]

Oh, darling you played well though.

It was still a good... game.

[Ben] All you had to do was concentrate for one run.

One run! Why couldn't you let him have

his moment of glory?

Oh, it is so easy to criticize

from the sidelines, isn't it, Ben?

I didn't see you putting up your hand to volunteer.

Come on guys. Ben, Ben, it's just,

it's just a game.

It's not fair.

Oh.

Can I go get you some afternoon tea?

Get the hell out of here, eh?

Here comes Warney.

Here to do a victory dance.

I'll deal with him.

-[Warney] Dave. -Good game, mate.

Yeah, yeah, we played okay.

Bit of a surprise actually

'cause nothing's really been going my way

at the moment.

And don't even talk to me about work.

'Cause, uh, there is absolutely nothing

on the horizon.

Yeah, looking pretty grim actually.

Oh, look I'm sure something will come up.

Yeah, well, if the job at the warehouse

had've worked out, it would've been okay

-but, uh-- -Uh, Dave, we've got to go.

That's what you get for helping out

friends I guess? You know, that's all right.

No worries, Dave. I'll see you later.

-See you later Jules. -Mm.

Is he trying to make you feel guilty?

Oh, he's just having a bit of a rough trot at the moment.

Don't you dare feel sorry for him.

He bought this on himself.

You coming for a beer, dad?

No, I'll just take a rain check mate.

Bloody Nathan. Totally stuffed up.

[dramatic music playing]

[Julie] Ben's anger clearly

was about more than the match.

[Carbo] Luckily your dad didn't come over.

We would've had to split the beer four ways.

-What's for dinner? -[Melissa] Chips

and more chips by the looks of it.

All right, give me some money. I'll go to the supermarket.

Oh, the kitty's not looking too good.

Everybody cough up 50 bucks.

Hey, I don't get paid till Wednesday.

There goes my plans to ask you for a loan.

[Carbo] Well switch back to night shifts

-if you haven't got the cash. -Hey, Carbo,

he might not want to do night shifts.

That's why he hasn't got the cash.

Back off. You're not exactly contributing

-a whole lot yourself. -Oh, really?

Apart from the four walls, a roof and every piece

of furniture in this place.

And while we're on this subject matter,

these pile of bills is growing.

Gas, electricity, water,

sheriff's department?

It's for you.

What'd you do?

I don't know.

What is it?

Jury duty.

-What? No way. -When?

[Ben] They want me to report tomorrow.

They can't expect you to just drop everything

and turn up without any notice.

It was sent three weeks ago.

I thought it was another bill.

[Melissa] Well you have to try and get out of it.

These trials can last for months.

I mean, you get paid for doing jury duty.

I'm serious. If he can get paid for sitting

on his butt listening to true crime stories--

No you have no idea what the case is going to be,

what kind of details you're going to have to listen to.

Just don't think you need that kind of thing right now.

[Ben] If I don't go, they'll hit me with a fine.

I'll have even less money.

Just tell them what you've been through.

Nope. I just have to suck it up.

I've got no choice.

[elevator dings]

[Kat] Hey, um do you know

where to go for jury service?

Uh, I've never been here before.

[Kat] Right, okay, thanks.

[Ben] Hey I'll come with you

because we're going to the same place.

Oh. You don't get out very much, do you?

In fact, you totally went to an effort.

[sniffs] Wow, ironing spray.

I had a shower too.

You should try it sometime.

Well I'm not trying to make

a good impression here.

Good. It's working.

I want them to think I'm a nutter.

'Cause that's never been done before...

Well, if it's a choice between you and me, they're going

to pick the Sunday school teacher any day of the week.

Any money says that I'm out of there in five seconds.

-If you say so. -[Kat] You on the other hand,

you're going to be stuck in there for weeks.

Hey, some of us don't have a problem

doing our civic duty.

Wow.

You even polished your halo.

[Sammy]Oh, I don't know what time

I'm going to be home.

You know what Monique's like.

Oh, just have one more drink, Sammy.

Come on, don't be boring.

Yeah. There aren't going to be

strippers at this thing, are there?

Well, only if there are investment bankers

that moonlight as strippers.

Don't worry. It's just going to be the girls

and a few cocktails.

And today's going to be a good day.

Something is going to happen.

Is that what it said in the stars?

Mmm-hmm. Which is why I know it's true.

Rachel, are you coming with me?

[Rachel] Yeah, sorry. Coming. Ooh, dressed for work?

[Julie] Oh, we're all running late this morning.

-Bye darling. Have a good day. -Bye. Okay. Thank you.

Well, I guess that just leaves you,

me and the daytime telly.

Uh, you'll be out there soon enough.

You don't have a more precise time frame

on that do you grandad?

[Ted] Look, you could have a job by tomorrow.

Who knows.

I mean look at me.

With my Thai cooking classes.

By tonight I'll know how to make fish cakes.

That didn't help much, did it?

No. Can't say it did.

But hey, grandad, who knows, maybe next week

-you'll be onto green curry. -[Ted] Exactly.

A talented young bloke like yourself

isn't going to be sitting on the shelf for too long.

Mm.

I should've pretended I was hearing voices.

A waste of time. I mean seriously

how many people do you think front up

every day and try that on?

[Kat] Maybe my normality is so glaringly obvious,

there was just no way I could hide it.

[Ben] I don't think "obvious" is the word I would've chosen.

Well, maybe today they were actually

in the mood for crazy.

They let that guy in, didn't they?

-Ferret features. -[laughs]

Maybe we should be eating lunch with the rest of them?

[Kat] Uh, nowhere, Benjamin, does it say

we have to be social.

It's Ben.

[Kat] Mm, now for the test.

Remember my name?

-Jimi Hendrix? -Mm.

You're not going to like it.

Oh, God, you do remember.

-Desley... -Okay.

-[Ben] Ripley. -Stop. Never ever Desley

and Katrina when I'm in trouble.

Friends call me Kat.

You know what, it just, it feels like you're giving me

the run around, you and everyone else.

Could you please just tell me what's going on?

What?

Well who told you that?

No, that, that didn't hap...

Seriously, can we just talk about that because...

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get the picture.

Okay, thanks for the heads up.

Bye.

[Dave] Yeah, sure, yeah.

Sorry, what was your name again?

Okay, Marty, I'm just running inside just to check my diary.

Um, I'm flat out at the moment.

Oh, I can do it in a couple of days.

How does that sound?

Oh, all right then. Sorry about that.

Thanks, bye.

I don't believe this.

Believe what?

I'm never going to work again

and you're turning work down.

My name's mud thanks to you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No one will hire me because you've been telling people

-that I can't be trusted. -Mate, I wasn't the one

shagging my wife at a vendor's property.

No, no, you were the one shagging the vendor's wife.

And what's all this crap about things going missing?

Mate, if stuff disappears on your watch,

you're a liability.

That is absolute garbage.

Nothing disappeared.

Where do you get off?

Wherever I can, mate.

Difference is I don't get caught.

I covered your arse, Damian.

More than once. And now you're out there

white-anting me for something

you built a career on.

Build a bridge.

Move on.

It's my advice to you, Rafter.

Just a try hard from the suburbs.

You never cut it

and you never will.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kat] So what do you reckon about the defendant?

Guilty as sin.

You can just tell.

Mmm, I think at this point we're supposed

to be keeping an open mind.

He's got that look on his face.

He thinks he's going to get away with it.

Yeah, don't even start me about his tie.

Death penalty. Send him away.

Along with the open mind, I think we're supposed

to be taking this seriously.

There is a saying

something about books and covers?

Translated means just because he looks

like a filthy, dirty pervert,

doesn't actually mean he is one.

Well I'm, I'm just really good at reading people.

Okay.

What do I do for a job?

You are a pirate.

[laughs]

Seriously.

Student.

What do I study?

Politics.

Not even close.

Not even a little bit?

[Kat] I will give you a clue.

Turn around.

Go on.

Um, I think I should...

I have a girlfriend.

I was giving you a demo.

I do massage for a job.

Not that kind of massage either.

I work at a wellness center.

Sorry.

Hm.

Very good at jumping to conclusions, aren't you?

No.

Not usually

and that's not what I'm doing with the guy in there.

He's guilty.

I know it.

So what's the case about?

Is it a murder?

Carbo, he's not supposed to talk about it.

You don't want him keeping things from you.

[Melissa] Oh, and you're not interested at all?

[Ben] Relax. It's sweet.

This guy set up spy cameras

in the ladies change rooms at the local gym.

Why? Did you get to see the tapes?

What a pervert.

-I'm only asking. -Not you, the guy.

[Ben] You can just tell he did it,

just the look on his face.

Anyway, that's enough of that. What's the plan for dinner?

[Carbo] Yeah we need some cash, juror.

How much are you getting paid?

Eighty six twenty a day.

You're kidding me?

Hand it over.

Oh, I don't get paid till the end of the week.

Well, what are we supposed to live on till then?

Why am I suddenly the bread winner?

Because I'm putting the roof over your heads

-and the furniture. -Oh, here we go.

We do pay rent remember, Carbo.

We're not freeloaders, are we?

What was that look?

-No look. -What look?

There was a look.

Tell me.

[Ben] Carbo and I we, um,

kind of we have an arrangement.

Have I...have I never mentioned this?

Not sure.

Why don't you tell me what kind of "arrangement"?

I don't pay rent.

No. Never mentioned.

Well, he's my mate.

You know, you just don't do that stuff with mates.

So in other words

I've been subsidizing you two the whole time?

And you've been lying to me.

I wasn't...

[Melissa] No, you were just not telling the whole story.

Wow, now I know about your little "arrangement"

maybe you can get your clothes out of my wardrobe

so I can have some space in my room.

That I paid for.

So...do we get to see the tapes?

-Mom? -[Julie] Yup?

Oh, um, what's this?

-Huh? -This.

Oh, that's last night's soup.

There's some crusty bread in the pantry as well.

Have you seen my earrings?

I had them in my hand a minute...Oh.

No, um, thanks for dinner though.

Dave?

We're going to lose our booking.

[Nathan] Are you going out?

No, a colleague from work who's a friend

who she's sure is the man of my dreams,

we have so much in common, blah, blah,

probably more in common with the girl at the bar

but hey got to be in it to win it.

Did you get any of that?

No, no.

Have fun at your cooking class though grandad.

Uh, go easy on the coriander.

Yeah, you go easy on yourself.

-Mmm-hmm. -Bye dad.

Dave!

Stop stressing! You won't lose our booking.

Well I just, I hate being late.

Yeah, well just um enjoy the peace and quiet.

Don't wait up.

If you dig around in the fridge,

you'll find some chocolate chip ice-cream.

Are you sure you're going to be all right by yourself?

Yes, mom. I'm not five.

Go out and enjoy your dinner.

[Dave] What the one celebrating

my first ever century?

[Julie] To you darling.

To coming up short.

-Dave... -To climbing Everest

and turning back a meter from the summit.

Keep that up and I'll smack you.

Already? We haven't even had entree yet.

Well, why focus on one run

when you've got 99 others to focus on?

Good point.

At least I did my bit for the team.

Yeah.

-Unlike Nathan. -Uh--

Just kidding. I'm over it, I swear.

[Julie] Good. Can we talk about something else?

Like how hot you're looking tonight?

Yeah, well no, that's not a bad start.

If you'd like to keep heading in that direction,

please feel free.

Careful, Mrs. Rafter.

I think this is a family restaurant.

Oh.

Ooh thank you.

Now this beats left over soup any day.

Oh, poor Nathan.

Definitely drew the short straw.

Mind you that's the story of his life at the moment.

-Cold call's going badly. -[Julie] Mm.

Which is why you shouldn't be surprised

his mind wasn't on the game yesterday.

Which is why I haven't been giving him...

too much of a hard time.

It's just, you know, the world was his oyster

and now he's back home where he started.

I thought we weren't going to talk about the kids.

Fine, no kids.

No work.

-I played this fan... -No cricket.

And suddenly they both went very quiet.

I know.

Did I mention how hot you look?

[laughs]

I like the low cut scenario.

It's just you should do that more often.

-Thanks darling. -It works.

This is gross.

But it's beautifully presented.

It really is. It's nice.

[doorbell dings]

I'll get it.

Can't you go and ask your mo2m for some dinner?

No, we have principles. No more scabbing food.

Oh, come on, I'm starving. I'm desperate.

No, they've gone out for dinner.

I've already checked.

-[Melissa] Oh, hi Nathan. -[Nathan] Hey.

Nathan?

What does he want? He never comes over.

He's got some nerve after yesterday.

Look who's here.

Look what he brought.

[Carbo] Oh, mate you're a legend.

What happened to nerve?

What are you doing here?

Oh, no one's at home and there's nothing on TV.

Well grab a seat, plop a poo, take a load off.

Hey, there's four of us now.

We can, uh, do taggies on the Playstation.

Do you like car racing games?

[Ben] He's, uh, not a joiner.

Yeah, I'll be in.

[Carbo] See. He is a joiner. He joins.

Come on Nathan! Go! Go Nathan!

-Yes! -Come on, Ben! Kick his arse!

Come on, get there Nathan, come on!

-Go, go faster! -[Melissa] Come on!

What's the matter?

Been driving European cars too long?

-[Carbo] Careful on the turn! -[Melissa] Careful!

Gone! Yeah!

Crashed and burned.

[Carbo] Oh, mate we had it. We so had it.

I'm sorry, Carbo. I think you're up.

[Carbo] Where are you going, Nathan?

I've just... I've had too much of Gran Turismo

-for one night. -Sore loser, aren't you?

Why don't you stick around for a rematch?

Mm.

We've got easier games.

Age, um, three and up.

Some other night.

What's the matter? Can't take the heat?

What you think I care about winning some video game?

Oh, yeah right so you've got no friends,

so you come over here

and then just because you lose,

you have to bag us out.

Thanks for tonight. Um, see you guys.

See you, Nath.

That's a bit harsh, Benno.

Just play.

Hey Nathan.

What do you want?

[Ben] No response, no comeback.

Not even a half-arsed attempt.

What the hell was that about?

It's not like you.

You're so big on one-upmanship.

You've always got to be one better than...

Have you been crying?

-No. -Yes, you have.

No, I haven't.

Don't try it on.

-What's wrong? -Nothing!

Ben, would you please, would you just get out.

Please.

Nathan, come on.

I'm your brother.

Tell me.

[scoffs]

Sure, why not?

You want to have a good laugh, Ben?

You're going to love this.

You know they did a study

that when a man suggests dessert,

he's seventy five percent more likely to get lucky?

Is this where I point out that it was my idea

to order two desserts?

Does that make it a hundred and fifty percent more likely?

Relax.

I'm predicting the evening's going to end very well.

-Taxi! -[laughs]

Somebody... Oh, no, no.

What?

No, we weren't going to talk about work.

Oh, come on, spit it out.

Somebody called me about a job today.

Oh, well that's a good thing, isn't it?

Well it would've been except I had to turn it down.

Oh, and?

Just that I know somebody who could've done the job,

-someone who needs the work... -Warney.

He's really down on his luck at the--

Oh we don't owe him any favors.

With me turning down all this work, nobody wins.

You know, we'd make a hell of a lot more money

if Warney and I pooled our resources.

Oh, so we're not just slinging him the occasional job now,

we're pooling our resources?

I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it

but it just makes sense.

That's if Warney's capable of cooperating,

which is a very big if, if you ask me.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

And what if he gets up to his old tricks?

He's out. Immediately.

Now, um, eat up,

taxi's on its way.

Come on.

Go on, good girl.

-Have more, more, more. -That's enough.

-Have more. -Stop it.

And that's the story

of how your little brother got shafted.

Funny yeah? A total riot.

What are you going to do about it?

He's out there trashing you

for something he does the whole time.

You, you can't let him get away with it.

Oh, I don't want to but I have to.

It's just, it's wrong.

I know, Ben, but there's nothing I can do.

I just feel totally powerless

and I know that makes me sound like a complete wuss.

No, it doesn't.

I can't explain what it's like.

You wouldn't understand.

Maybe like, um,

a couple of guys coming tying you up and bashing you and--

I'm sorry.

I didn't...I didn't think.

I guess I thought maybe you were over it.

I am.

I'm just saying I get it.

It's no shame. And you know what?

We're not gonna let this guy Damian do it to you.

No way. It's time for some justice.

[door opens]

Don't tell mom and dad.

I'm serious.

I can't believe you've been sitting here

all alone tonight.

Don't you have any friends, you loser?

[Nathan] Why are you here, Ben?

Come on, guys. Just change the record.

Nicking food because you haven't got a real job

that pays you for groceries?

[Julie] Oh, don't spoil my mood.

I've had a lovely evening.

Yeah, I'm with her.

A hundred and fifty percent.

-Nathan] Sorry, Mom. -He started it.

-[Nathan] You started it. -[Julie] And just like that,

traditional opponents found themselves

on the same team for once.

Between us, okay?

Justice.

Night, tosser.

Night, idiot.

What's up with Nathan?

How should I know?

Uh, he's your brother.

[Ben] Sometimes, I think we're not even related.

-Mm? -Um, no thanks.

I've got another early start in the morning. I'm gonna bed.

All right. Well, uh, I'll be up in a sec.

[Melissa] Oh, you mean up to the room

that I pay rent for?

Don't think so, buddy. Not tonight.

Come on, Mel.

I've said I'm sorry.

Oh, as if that's all it's gonna take.

Listen Mel, I totally understand why you're angry.

I mean, Ben lied to you

and he abused your trust.

Hey, don't help me.

[Carbo] There's no reason why you should stay angry at him

-just because he's a liar. -[Ben] Seriously, mate.

Look, I've been thinking.

If you two can make it official,

if you two can move into the same room together,

then we can get a new housemate.

More money for rent, more money for the kitty,

more money all round. Perfect.

I like my space.

I don't want him in my room full time.

[Carbo] Well, I think it's a great idea.

You know, I think we should put it to a vote.

Have I ever told you that Greeks invented democracy?

All in favor?

[both makes sound]

-Incha. -Incha.

If you're gonna move in to my room,

you're gonna pay half my rent.

Shouldn't it be more like a quarter?

Seeing as it'll be mainly your stuff in there?

It'll be half or there's no deal.

How about tonight you spend the night in your room

thinking it over?

Thanks, Carbo.

No rent or no action.

No justice.

[Kat] Lunch is on me.

I really can't do those sandwiches again.

Just for the record, I think the defense

did a good job today.

Oh, come off it.

What? They picked a few holes in the prosecution's case.

He's guilty.

What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

I think I just prefer innocent

until someone thumps the truth out of you.

'Cause legally-sanctioned torture is such a winner.

Are you related to Saddam Hussein?

I'm just trying to work out

why you're so full on about all this.

I just...I just really want to do a good job

because that's what they're paying us for.

-[phone beeps] -Ooh.

Oh, great, that's just what I need.

What's wrong?

Uh, I'm gonna have to kill some time after court today.

Hassles at home.

Come over to my place.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

[Ben] Melissa, Carbo, this is Kat.

-Hi. -Hello.

Ben said you'd O.D'd on two minute noodles.

Pizza.

She also insisted on bringing these.

Oh, I love this girl.

Marry me. Have my babies.

If it's that easy, why am I still single?

Hey, you must be the famous Melissa.

Ben talks about you all the time.

Uh, every now and then the conversation switches, yeah.

Yes, he talks about food and then cars

and then back to Mel.

It's nice to meet you.

So you two are on the jury together?

Yep.

[Kat] Oh, and now I'm really offended.

Clearly I'm not interesting enough

to have been talked about at all.

We've known each other for two days.

[Kat] Ben, who's counting?

All right. Um, enough talk.

-Who's up for a beer? -[Kat] Me.

[Carbo] So, how's the case going?

You know, what kind of a sicko puts a camera

in a girl's change room, eh?

You right?

Anyway, from what Ben tells me a suit and a tie

can't really disguise the fact that he's a sleaze ball.

So what happened to confidentiality?

[Ben] They, uh, twisted my arm.

Literally. Forced it out of me.

I got to get changed.

Finish your drink first.

[Kat] Yeah, seriously. If I had a nurses uniform,

I would wear it full time.

[Carbo] Oh, after Chrissy,

you are definitely the girl of my dreams.

[Melissa] Trust me, the fantasy gets old

when you've spent the day

getting covered in bodily fluids.

[Ben] Speaking of which, I'll be back in a minute.

[laughing]

So you're Ben's best mate?

Since we were four.

He's had a bit of a rough time lately, hasn't he?

I mean, he explained a bit.

What about the hold up at the Boat Club?

Must've been awful.

Well, you know, getting attacked like that

with guns and everything,

it's got to freak you out a bit.

Tell you what they're lucky I wasn't there.

[chuckles]

So he's pretty shaken up?

Yeah, but he's getting over it.

Well, I'm gonna check on the pizza.

I'll get us another beer.

-Oh, marry me. -[chuckles] No.

Are you right?

Yeah. I was just checking on the pizza.

They're almost done.

Yeah, let's hope Carbo goes easy on the chili flakes.

Digestion issues.

Ooh.

Do I want to know?

I was looking for the bathroom.

I need to wash my hands.

There's soap in the kitchen.

I didn't see any.

[Melissa] It's under the sink.

Oh.

Do you want a hand with the pizzas?

It's my treat.

So...

I've figured you out.

Oh, yeah?

The robbery at the Boat Club.

That is why you're so full on

about this crusade for justice.

How do you know about that?

Enquiring minds.

Look, those guys came in

and they scared the hell out of you.

And they got away with it.

Which is why you don't want the same thing

to happen to this guy in court.

You want him to get what he deserves.

Look, you can tell me to back off if I'm out of line.

No, no. It's, um...

It's just I guess I never thought of it like that.

Well, there's no way that something like that

can't have an effect.

I'm just sick of people thinking

they're a law unto themselves,

you know, and it's not just me.

My brother's having all these hassles at work.

Talk about a deflection.

What do you mean?

Well, I get a tiny bit close to the bone

and you change the subject.

No, he's actually having a really hard time.

We're not talking about your brother.

We can talk about your brother later.

Now, we're talking about you.

And I get it. That's all I'm saying.

You can trust me.

Hey.

Hey, what about Kat?

Is she some kind of goddess, or what?

She's all right.

-Oh, here we go. -What?

Look, I've got cousins.

Lots of them.

And any time I hear "she's all right",

in that tone of voice,

two words go through my mind.

Scrag. Fight.

Yeah, well don't start making the jelly just yet.

There's not gonna be any girl on girl biffo.

Oh, a man can dream.

It's just an instinct thing. I don't know.

[Kat] So you tell people that you do aromatherapy

and they think it's just girly pampering

but the health benefits are enormous.

You know, and people have been practicing it

for six thousand years,

the Romans, the Egyptians, the Greeks,

they all used aromatic oils.

See? Greeks. First for everything.

There's not much scientific proof

that it actually cures disease though.

Well, there's plenty of anecdotal evidence,

and I see the way people walk into the clinic

and the way they walk out so I know that we help them.

And actually, not just with pain either.

Rose, jasmine, sandalwood,

they are all aphrodisiacs.

-Oh, aphrodisiacs? -[Kat] Hmm-hm.

-Give me the lot. -[Kat laughs]

[Kat] And chamomile's great for tranquility,

actually, not that it's doing that much

for our household at the moment.

Why?

Our landlord's kicking us out.

That's, um, that's why I didn't want

to go straight home.

Everyone's freaking out.

When do you have to be out by?

Well, he's being incredibly generous.

We have till the end of the week.

Move in here with us!

-Seriously? -[Carbo] Yeah,

we're looking for someone new.

How long would it take to move your stuff

-into Mel's room? -Uh, hello.

Um, I think maybe we should talk about this first?

-Why? -Yeah, why? She's perfect.

Isn't she perfect?

Perfect.

Sorry, I just think this is a decision

that needs more than two seconds of thought.

[Kat] Yeah, Melissa's right.

Look, I don't want to rock the boat, okay?

This is your place so whatever you decide

is cool with me.

[Ted] So, how was the world of telemarketing?

You want to know how many people hung up on me?

I lost count.

[Rachel] Maybe it was just one of those nights.

Something big on TV.

Maybe I just suck.

Come on, we all know that's not true.

Don't die of surprise

but I'm gonna back him up on that.

Let's just say if this is my life,

I want a new one.

My name's mud in the industry.

[sighs] Nathan, people are like Alzheimer's.

They forget.

Trust me, I should know.

I'm too depressed, Grandad.

If I wasn't, I'd smile.

[phone ringing]

Dad?

[phone ringing]

Dave Rafter's phone, Nathan speaking.

No, no, not at all.

Um, what time were you thinking?

Uh, no, shouldn't be a problem at all.

Thanks for the pizzas and the beers.

And don't worry about the other thing.

We'll talk about it.

Yeah, I don't want to cause any hassles.

You won't be. Seriously.

I will see you tomorrow?

Yeah, with a whole new attitude.

Innocent until proven guilty.

[Kat] Oh, that almost sounds convincing.

Okay well thanks guys. I'll see myself out.

-Bye. -See you.

She is fantastic.

Plenty of foot spa.

What's the big deal? Why the agro?

Well, first of all she was talking about her patients,

-it's unethical. -Jealous.

Uh, please, I am not.

Yes, you are.

So how come you don't want her to move in?

Because I hardly know her

and you both put me on the spot.

Well, she's a really cool chick.

You've known her for two days

and you only like her because she brought pizzas.

Excuse me, if I choose to be slightly more discriminating.

Well, I say put it to a vote.

All in favor of Kat moving in?

[makes sound]

-Incha. -Incha.

[Carbo] Sorry, Mel. You're outvoted.

So even though I live here, I get no say at all?

-Majority rules. -Is that right?

-Yeah. -So, uh, whose room

-is Kat gonna be in? -Mine.

Or mine.

[Melissa] So, what, are you two gonna share together?

I'm moving in with you.

-Are you? -We already agreed.

I pay rent, I move in.

Well, it's still my room

and if I don't want you in there,

I don't care how many of these you do,

it's not gonna happen.

Well, hang on, there is another alternative.

Kat moves in and I move out.

It's your choice. I'll leave you to think about it.

[Julie] Okay, I'm off.

Hey you haven't got five minutes

to have a look at these, have you?

Darling, I'm late already.

No, I'm just not quite sure

which invoices have come through.

Yeah, what's new?

Look, I haven't got time right now.

I'll do it tonight, okay?

-Thanks. -Bye. Bye, Dad.

[Ted] Bye love.

Uh...

Things are looking up, eh?

That's the problem, I can't do it all myself.

Well, good problem to have if you ask me.

See what you need is someone who's good at business.

Someone who can get you organized.

And is this person just gonna appear out of thin air,

-are they? -You don't see it

when it's right under your nose.

It's staring you right in the face mate.

I didn't know you had any experience, Ted.

No, not me.

Does a bloke have to hit you over the head with a mallet?

[Nathan] Morning.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, hey.

Sorry about last night.

Mel's really digging her heels.

Don't worry about it.

It's not your fault your girlfriend hates me.

Oh, she doesn't hate you, she's--

Fine.

The reasons why a lot of people will like you

are the same reasons why a lot of people won't.

Otherwise known as the Pathetic Loser's Mantra.

I'm joking.

I'm just glad you didn't mind me

trying out my pop psychology about you and the trial.

No, not at all.

Really?

You're not saying you might actually agree with me?

There might be something in it though.

Wow, now all I need to do is sort out your brother's mess

and I'm on a winning streak.

So are you gonna tell me?

-I'm very discrete. -[elevator dings]

What are you doing next break?

[Nathan] Dad, I really don't need your pity.

[Dave] Oh, I'm not asking you out of pity.

I just need help, someone to organize me.

It doesn't take a genius.

You just need to be more efficient with your time.

[Dave] Nathan, you know what it's like around here.

I'm turning work away as it is.

I'm not an electrician.

[Dave] I don't want you to be an electrician.

Just... While you're still looking,

I need help, someone to answer phones,

take bookings, kick off some sort of schedule.

Yeah, I don't know.

[Ted] For God's sake, take the job.

Or it'll be more daytime telly.

When do I start?

Leave it with me, dad. Mom's toast.

You need Warney.

It makes sense.

I think that might be the best idea you ever had, Ted.

[Julie]And as Dave smiled smugly

at the prospect of wrapping me around

his little finger,

my eldest son was being similarly manipulated.

Half the jury's on his side.

He's going to get off.

And by the way this is me keeping an open mind.

All I'm doing is looking at the evidence.

You're not hearing any arguments from me.

Look at him. The smug bastard.

He knows we're split.

It does my head in.

You know what? You're right.

He's a creep.

And he's guilty.

And the fact that we're colluding

makes us bad jurors.

It's time to put us and the legal system

out of its misery.

Hey Kat...

You're a filthy pervert

and it's absolutely disgusting what you did to those women.

[Melissa exclaims]

[Ben] Oi!

Ah, you're back early.

Is it over?

[Kat] Uh, I, I lost my temper and I abused the defendant.

-[Carbo] You're kidding. -[Ben] Kat is a legend.

The jury's been dismissed. There'll have to be a retrial.

-What, the whole thing again? -[Ben] Yeah.

Oh, you should've seen the look on the judge's face.

I thought she was going to jump off the bench

-and strangle me. -I don't blame her.

Those poor girls are going to have to testify

all over again.

I think I did them a favor.

They weren't going to get a guilty verdict with our jury,

and so now they can get the right people together

and actually get some justice.

-[Ben] Yeah. -And wouldn't the world

be a great place if everyone thought like that.

Mel, give her a break.

[Kat] It's okay. She's entitled to her opinion.

Oh, by the way, that stuff you told me

-about your brother... -[Ben] Yeah?

I have an idea if you guys are up for it.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kat] So, does everyone know what they have to do?

We wait for your call and then take it from there.

[Ben] Are you sure you want to do this?

Just try and stop me.

Now I'm going to take a stab in the dark

and say that is his car.

Got it in one.

Okay, then I don't think I need to be subtle.

Where did you find this girl?

Mate.

[waves crashing]

If you just follow me out here,

we've got the entertainment area.

As you can see, plenty of room for parties.

What else can I say?

It's, uh...it's not a bad view is it?

No.

Not from where I'm standing.

Yeah.

Sorry, we were talking about the ocean, weren't we?

So you mentioned that it's, uh,

you and your husband who were looking?

Yeah.

He's, um, stuck at the office. He'll be along soon.

This is... I love this suit.

It's a great cut.

I bet you have an amazing body under there.

[both chuckle]

I like to keep myself in shape.

I bet you do.

You know the problem with this house?

What's that?

Well, all of them, the wild parties that I'm going to have

with the hot naked men in the swimming pool...

I just...

How am I supposed to visualize it?

Just not very good at that kind of thing.

I could..

probably help you out with that.

I'll just call my husband,

uh, to make sure we're not interrupted.

[cell phone rings]

How's it going? Are we on?

How much longer are you going to be?

Is it, uh, time to make the call?

-[Kat] Of course. -Go for it.

I'll see you when you get here.

No rush.

So, where were we?

There's a man lurking about.

He's about, uh...

He's about six foot tall

and, uh, I think he's trying to break in.

Come on, don't tease me.

We've got half an hour.

He's completely starkers.

[Kat] Well, obviously, you don't need to worry about

whether or not the water's cold.

You bet I don't.

Think of the children.

Oh, would you please think of the children.

Um, please send someone straight away.

[singer] ♪ The bus drives Over on the mellow scene ♪

♪ We've done five nights And tomorrow's free ♪

Come on in. Water's fine.

[laughs]

I've heard that one before.

Yeah, I bet that you can't swim

the length of this pool underwater.

Are you kidding? How about two?

Ooh, impress me, big boy.

[singer] ♪ I guess it pours ♪

♪ Oh, I say ♪

♪ When it rains it pours ♪

♪ And we go down Into the Saint Street ♪

♪ Keeping our feet Off the ground ♪

♪ Till we find ourselves At breakfast ♪̋

♪ In our super town ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[Ben] It's official.

She's a legend!

-[laughs] -[Nathan laughs]

[exhales]

[Kat laughs]

[Ben] Quick, go, go, go, go, go!

[singer] ♪ So long ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

-[Kat laughs] -[Ben] Whoo!

[singer] ♪ Though I'd see you all again ♪

♪ So long, hey ♪

Where are you?

[siren wailing]

[upbeat music playing]

[singer vocalizing]

[singer] ♪ So long, hey ♪

♪ Though I'd see you All again ♪

Kat, you were incredible.

It was fun.

Just, uh, remind me to never go swimming with you

-any time soon. -You're safe.

Now, as much as I love this 'Desperate Housewife' look,

does anyone mind if I get changed?

Sure, you can use my room.

Thanks, bye.

Thanks, idiot.

No worries, tosser.

[mellow music playing]

[Ben] Kat doesn't know Nathan from a bar of soap.

Why would she want to help him like that?

Maybe she had something to gain by it,

like impressing you?

Why would she want to impress me?

Or me?

Because she needs somewhere to live

and she knows we've got a room.

You are being way too suss.

No one is that sneaky.

Really? Then why are you out here

pleading the case for letting her move in with us?

Because she's a really great person.

Who thinks nothing of a mistrial.

Who wanted those girls to have justice.

Mel, she really helped me

through a lot of stuff about the break-in.

I just want to help her.

Can't we give her a chance?

Make it a month. See how it goes.

[Carbo] I say we put it to a vote.

-All right. -All in favor?

[both making sound]

[all] Incha.

[Carbo] Great. I'm going to go and tell Kat the good news.

If you think you're going to leave your clothes

lying around the floor in our room...

Don't you see?

It'll be our room.

It's like we're moving in together.

It'll be romantic.

Romantic? Hm...

-[Julie] Cheers. -[Nathan] Nice job dad.

[laughter]

-[Dave] Thank you, boys. -There's a sound I like.

Yeah, well, you're just an old soak.

Hey, enough of the old.

[Julie] Well, congratulations team Rafter and son.

[Warney] And Warney, Jules.

Don't forget about me.

[Nathan] Yeah, this is going to be great.

I think we're going to really get this business

off the ground as long as you don't mind me

still going for real estate work.

You can stick around as long as you want, mate.

[Warney] Yeah, except at cricket though, Dave.

Ninety nine, yeah.

Thank you, Warney.

I didn't know you were a beer drinker, Jules.

[Julie] There's a lot about me you don't know, Warney.

Yeah, well, I guess I'll find out

now that me and Dave are partners.

You aren't exactly partners.

[farts]

-[Nathan] Rachel... Oh my god. -[Warney laughs]

Sorry, Rachel.

[Rachel] Could you be more Neanderthal?

-No, no, sorry. -[Rachel] That was hilarious.

No, you can keep it. I don't need it anymore.

You've got to have a sense of humor, love.

[Warney] Sorry, it was just a joke.

[Julie] The team spirit was back in both houses.

Stop mashing that controller.

She's a newbie. What did you expect?

Oh, shut up.

[Carbo] Oh, so close. So close!

So close!

Ooh, yes!

I smashed the mission.

You got owned.

This time, thank you.

Okay, but I'm a very fast learner.

Hey, Mel, do you want a go?

Uh, no thanks.

You get back out there, whip their butts.

[Julie] Everything seemed to be coming good.

-[Carbo] Ready for round two? -Bring it.

[Carbo] Okay.

[Julie]For the first time in weeks,

Ben slept through the night.

[singer] ♪ I see problems Down the line ♪

[Julie] Justice had been restored to his world.

[singer] ♪ I know that I'm right ♪

[Julie] Nathan had found a purpose again,

however temporary.

[singer] ♪ There was a dirt Upon your hands ♪

♪ Doing the same mistake Twice ♪

[Julie] Dad and Rachel were both getting ready

to venture into the world again.

Goodnight, love.

[singer] ♪ Come on over ♪

♪ And be so caught up ♪

♪ It's not about Compromising ♪

[Julie]To all intents and purposes,

our troubles were over.

[singer] ♪ I see problems Down the line ♪

♪ I know that I'm right ♪

[mellow music playing]

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