All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s01e15 Natural Justice.eng

[theme music playing]

[Julie] There's nothing quite
like a day at the cricket

to get us all
out of the house.

Sun and sandwiches...

A perfect moment
when we don't have to think

about anything
except the game.

Away from the stresses
of work

and family finances...

[Dave] Six grand, Jules.
We still haven't gotten

the bill from the plumber
last week.

[Julie] The shock loss
of that precious job.

[Nathan]Look, what I did in there,

okay, that was totally out
of character

-and really stupid.
-You're fired.

[Julie] And the nightmare
of that late night break in.

[glass shatters]

[Robber] Get down! Now!

Down on the ground!

[Julie] Not a time
to ask yourself

whether a normal bloke
will again

ever be attracted to you.

Uh, good morning.

Why is it that the only guys
who are attracted to me

are complete losers?

[Julie] Or to dream
about all those things

you might never be able
to afford.

[Sammy] But aren't they
the most beautiful shoes

that you've seen
in your whole life?

Right now we can't afford them

and you have
to take them back.

[Ted] Go for it Dave!

[Julie] No one had
a care in the world.

And you know, in dad's case,

I think that
was actually true.

Now, if only Dave
could make the next run.

His first ever century.

Maybe we'd all have
something to celebrate.

[Ben] He's not even watching!

[cheering]

-[Ben] Come on, dad!
-[Dave] Nathan!

-Come on Nathan! Nathan!
-[Nathan] No! No! No! No! No!

[cheering]

[Warney] Good work, boys.
Beautiful.

[Ben] Nathan, you idiot!

[Warney] Nathan, what team
are you playing for?

Eh?

I still don't get what he did.

It's more what he didn't do.

And that would be?

He didn't run
when he should've. Loser.

[Nathan] Dad,
I'm really sorry. I...

It's all right.
It's just a game.

No, it was your big moment.

What so I get ninety nine
for the first time.

You know,
that's a big enough moment.

Ninety nine runs.
You'd think the little bugger

-would pay attention.
-[Julie] Oh, hey come on.

He filled in after not playing
for five years

-and he did that for you.
-Well he needs to work

on his concentration.
And I'm entitled

to at least five
more minutes of griping

-with your full support.
-[laughs]

Well as long as you know
you're still my hero.

And tomorrow night
I'm going to prove it.

-What's wrong with tonight?
-[laughs]

I was talking about dinner.

-Oh.
-My shout.

Oh, it's the most
I can expect I suppose.

I mean it's not like I made
a ton.

[Julie] Oh, come on.

It's not the end of the world.

It is if we lose
the match too.

[Fielder] Catch it!

[Warney] It's mine! It's mine!

It's mine! It's mine!

Drop it drop it drop it...

-Yeah!
-[cheering]

Oh, darling
you played well though.

It was still a good... game.

[Ben] All you had to do
was concentrate for one run.

One run! Why couldn't you
let him have

his moment of glory?

Oh, it is so easy to criticize

from the sidelines,
isn't it, Ben?

I didn't see you putting up
your hand to volunteer.

Come on guys.
Ben, Ben, it's just,

it's just a game.

It's not fair.

Oh.

Can I go get you
some afternoon tea?

Get the hell out of here, eh?

Here comes Warney.

Here to do a victory dance.

I'll deal with him.

-[Warney] Dave.
-Good game, mate.

Yeah, yeah, we played okay.

Bit of a surprise actually

'cause nothing's really
been going my way

at the moment.

And don't even talk to me
about work.

'Cause, uh, there is
absolutely nothing

on the horizon.

Yeah, looking
pretty grim actually.

Oh, look I'm sure something
will come up.

Yeah, well, if the job
at the warehouse

had've worked out,
it would've been okay

-but, uh--
-Uh, Dave, we've got to go.

That's what you get
for helping out

friends I guess?
You know, that's all right.

No worries, Dave.
I'll see you later.

-See you later Jules.
-Mm.

Is he trying
to make you feel guilty?

Oh, he's just having a bit
of a rough trot at the moment.

Don't you dare
feel sorry for him.

He bought this on himself.

You coming for a beer, dad?

No, I'll just take
a rain check mate.

Bloody Nathan.
Totally stuffed up.

[dramatic music playing]

[Julie] Ben's anger clearly

was about
more than the match.

[Carbo] Luckily your dad
didn't come over.

We would've had to split
the beer four ways.

-What's for dinner?
-[Melissa] Chips

and more chips
by the looks of it.

All right, give me some money.
I'll go to the supermarket.

Oh, the kitty's not looking
too good.

Everybody cough up 50 bucks.

Hey, I don't get paid
till Wednesday.

There goes my plans
to ask you for a loan.

[Carbo] Well switch back
to night shifts

-if you haven't got the cash.
-Hey, Carbo,

he might not want
to do night shifts.

That's why he hasn't got
the cash.

Back off. You're not exactly
contributing

-a whole lot yourself.
-Oh, really?

Apart from the four walls,
a roof and every piece

of furniture in this place.

And while we're on
this subject matter,

these pile of bills
is growing.

Gas, electricity, water,

sheriff's department?

It's for you.

What'd you do?

I don't know.

What is it?

Jury duty.

-What? No way.
-When?

[Ben] They want me
to report tomorrow.

They can't expect
you to just drop everything

and turn up
without any notice.

It was sent three weeks ago.

I thought it was another bill.

[Melissa] Well you have
to try and get out of it.

These trials can last
for months.

I mean, you get paid
for doing jury duty.

I'm serious. If he can
get paid for sitting

on his butt listening
to true crime stories--

No you have no idea
what the case is going to be,

what kind of details you're
going to have to listen to.

Just don't think you need
that kind of thing right now.

[Ben] If I don't go,
they'll hit me with a fine.

I'll have even less money.

Just tell them
what you've been through.

Nope. I just have
to suck it up.

I've got no choice.

[elevator dings]

[Kat] Hey, um do you know

where to go for jury service?

Uh, I've never
been here before.

[Kat] Right, okay, thanks.

[Ben] Hey I'll come with you

because we're going
to the same place.

Oh. You don't get out
very much, do you?

In fact, you totally went
to an effort.

[sniffs] Wow, ironing spray.

I had a shower too.

You should try it sometime.

Well I'm not trying to make

a good impression here.

Good. It's working.

I want them to think
I'm a nutter.

'Cause that's never been
done before...

Well, if it's a choice between
you and me, they're going

to pick the Sunday school
teacher any day of the week.

Any money says that I'm out
of there in five seconds.

-If you say so.
-[Kat] You on the other hand,

you're going to be stuck
in there for weeks.

Hey, some of us don't have
a problem

doing our civic duty.

Wow.

You even polished your halo.

[Sammy]Oh, I don't know what time

I'm going to be home.

You know what Monique's like.

Oh, just have one
more drink, Sammy.

Come on, don't be boring.

Yeah. There aren't going to be

strippers at this thing,
are there?

Well, only if there
are investment bankers

that moonlight as strippers.

Don't worry. It's just
going to be the girls

and a few cocktails.

And today's going
to be a good day.

Something is going to happen.

Is that what it said
in the stars?

Mmm-hmm. Which is why
I know it's true.

Rachel, are you coming
with me?

[Rachel] Yeah, sorry. Coming.
Ooh, dressed for work?

[Julie] Oh, we're all running
late this morning.

-Bye darling. Have a good day.
-Bye. Okay. Thank you.

Well, I guess
that just leaves you,

me and the daytime telly.

Uh, you'll be out there
soon enough.

You don't have
a more precise time frame

on that do you grandad?

[Ted] Look, you could have
a job by tomorrow.

Who knows.

I mean look at me.

With my Thai cooking classes.

By tonight I'll know
how to make fish cakes.

That didn't help much, did it?

No. Can't say it did.

But hey, grandad, who knows,
maybe next week

-you'll be onto green curry.
-[Ted] Exactly.

A talented young bloke
like yourself

isn't going to be sitting
on the shelf for too long.

Mm.

I should've pretended
I was hearing voices.

A waste of time.
I mean seriously

how many people
do you think front up

every day and try that on?

[Kat] Maybe my normality
is so glaringly obvious,

there was just no way
I could hide it.

[Ben] I don't think "obvious"
is the word I would've chosen.

Well, maybe today
they were actually

in the mood for crazy.

They let that guy in,
didn't they?

-Ferret features.
-[laughs]

Maybe we should be eating
lunch with the rest of them?

[Kat] Uh, nowhere,
Benjamin, does it say

we have to be social.

It's Ben.

[Kat] Mm, now for the test.

Remember my name?

-Jimi Hendrix?
-Mm.

You're not going to like it.

Oh, God, you do remember.

-Desley...
-Okay.

-[Ben] Ripley.
-Stop. Never ever Desley

and Katrina
when I'm in trouble.

Friends call me Kat.

You know what, it just,
it feels like you're giving me

the run around,
you and everyone else.

Could you please just tell me
what's going on?

What?

Well who told you that?

No, that, that didn't hap...

Seriously, can we just talk
about that because...

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I get the picture.

Okay, thanks for the heads up.

Bye.

[Dave] Yeah, sure, yeah.

Sorry, what was your name
again?

Okay, Marty, I'm just running
inside just to check my diary.

Um, I'm flat out
at the moment.

Oh, I can do it
in a couple of days.

How does that sound?

Oh, all right then.
Sorry about that.

Thanks, bye.

I don't believe this.

Believe what?

I'm never going to work again

and you're turning work down.

My name's mud thanks to you.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

No one will hire me because
you've been telling people

-that I can't be trusted.
-Mate, I wasn't the one

shagging my wife
at a vendor's property.

No, no, you were the one
shagging the vendor's wife.

And what's all this crap
about things going missing?

Mate, if stuff disappears
on your watch,

you're a liability.

That is absolute garbage.

Nothing disappeared.

Where do you get off?

Wherever I can, mate.

Difference
is I don't get caught.

I covered your arse, Damian.

More than once.
And now you're out there

white-anting me for something

you built a career on.

Build a bridge.

Move on.

It's my advice to you, Rafter.

Just a try hard
from the suburbs.

You never cut it

and you never will.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kat] So what do you reckon
about the defendant?

Guilty as sin.

You can just tell.

Mmm, I think at this point
we're supposed

to be keeping an open mind.

He's got that look
on his face.

He thinks he's going
to get away with it.

Yeah, don't even start me
about his tie.

Death penalty. Send him away.

Along with the open mind,
I think we're supposed

to be taking this seriously.

There is a saying

something about books
and covers?

Translated means
just because he looks

like a filthy, dirty pervert,

doesn't actually
mean he is one.

Well I'm, I'm just really good
at reading people.

Okay.

What do I do for a job?

You are a pirate.

[laughs]

Seriously.

Student.

What do I study?

Politics.

Not even close.

Not even a little bit?

[Kat] I will give you a clue.

Turn around.

Go on.

Um, I think I should...

I have a girlfriend.

I was giving you a demo.

I do massage for a job.

Not that kind
of massage either.

I work at a wellness center.

Sorry.

Hm.

Very good at jumping
to conclusions, aren't you?

No.

Not usually

and that's not what I'm doing
with the guy in there.

He's guilty.

I know it.

So what's the case about?

Is it a murder?

Carbo, he's not supposed
to talk about it.

You don't want him
keeping things from you.

[Melissa] Oh, and you're
not interested at all?

[Ben] Relax. It's sweet.

This guy set up spy cameras

in the ladies change rooms
at the local gym.

Why? Did you get to see
the tapes?

What a pervert.

-I'm only asking.
-Not you, the guy.

[Ben]
You can just tell he did it,

just the look on his face.

Anyway, that's enough of that.
What's the plan for dinner?

[Carbo] Yeah
we need some cash, juror.

How much are you getting paid?

Eighty six twenty a day.

You're kidding me?

Hand it over.

Oh, I don't get paid
till the end of the week.

Well, what are we supposed
to live on till then?

Why am I suddenly
the bread winner?

Because I'm putting
the roof over your heads

-and the furniture.
-Oh, here we go.

We do pay rent remember,
Carbo.

We're not freeloaders, are we?

What was that look?

-No look.
-What look?

There was a look.

Tell me.

[Ben] Carbo and I we, um,

kind of we have
an arrangement.

Have I...have I never
mentioned this?

Not sure.

Why don't you tell me
what kind of "arrangement"?

I don't pay rent.

No. Never mentioned.

Well, he's my mate.

You know, you just don't do
that stuff with mates.

So in other words

I've been subsidizing you two
the whole time?

And you've been lying to me.

I wasn't...

[Melissa] No, you were just
not telling the whole story.

Wow, now I know about
your little "arrangement"

maybe you can get your clothes
out of my wardrobe

so I can have some space
in my room.

That I paid for.

So...do we get
to see the tapes?

-Mom?
-[Julie] Yup?

Oh, um, what's this?

-Huh?
-This.

Oh, that's last night's soup.

There's some crusty bread
in the pantry as well.

Have you seen my earrings?

I had them in my hand
a minute...Oh.

No, um, thanks
for dinner though.

Dave?

We're going to lose
our booking.

[Nathan] Are you going out?

No, a colleague
from work who's a friend

who she's sure is the man
of my dreams,

we have so much in common,
blah, blah,

probably more in common
with the girl at the bar

but hey got to be in it
to win it.

Did you get any of that?

No, no.

Have fun at your cooking class
though grandad.

Uh, go easy on the coriander.

Yeah, you go easy on yourself.

-Mmm-hmm.
-Bye dad.

Dave!

Stop stressing!
You won't lose our booking.

Well I just,
I hate being late.

Yeah, well just um enjoy
the peace and quiet.

Don't wait up.

If you dig around
in the fridge,

you'll find some
chocolate chip ice-cream.

Are you sure you're going
to be all right by yourself?

Yes, mom. I'm not five.

Go out and enjoy your dinner.

[Dave]
What the one celebrating

my first ever century?

[Julie] To you darling.

To coming up short.

-Dave...
-To climbing Everest

and turning back a meter
from the summit.

Keep that up
and I'll smack you.

Already? We haven't
even had entree yet.

Well, why focus on one run

when you've got 99 others
to focus on?

Good point.

At least I did my bit
for the team.

Yeah.

-Unlike Nathan.
-Uh--

Just kidding.
I'm over it, I swear.

[Julie] Good. Can we talk
about something else?

Like how hot
you're looking tonight?

Yeah, well no,
that's not a bad start.

If you'd like to keep heading
in that direction,

please feel free.

Careful, Mrs. Rafter.

I think this is
a family restaurant.

Oh.

Ooh thank you.

Now this beats
left over soup any day.

Oh, poor Nathan.

Definitely drew
the short straw.

Mind you that's the story
of his life at the moment.

-Cold call's going badly.
-[Julie] Mm.

Which is why
you shouldn't be surprised

his mind wasn't on the game
yesterday.

Which is why
I haven't been giving him...

too much of a hard time.

It's just, you know,
the world was his oyster

and now he's back home
where he started.

I thought we weren't going
to talk about the kids.

Fine, no kids.

No work.

-I played this fan...
-No cricket.

And suddenly they both went
very quiet.

I know.

Did I mention
how hot you look?

[laughs]

I like the low cut scenario.

It's just you should do that
more often.

-Thanks darling.
-It works.

This is gross.

But it's beautifully
presented.

It really is.
It's nice.

[doorbell dings]

I'll get it.

Can't you go and ask your mo2m
for some dinner?

No, we have principles.
No more scabbing food.

Oh, come on, I'm starving.
I'm desperate.

No, they've gone out
for dinner.

I've already checked.

-[Melissa] Oh, hi Nathan.
-[Nathan] Hey.

Nathan?

What does he want?
He never comes over.

He's got some nerve
after yesterday.

Look who's here.

Look what he brought.

[Carbo]
Oh, mate you're a legend.

What happened to nerve?

What are you doing here?

Oh, no one's at home
and there's nothing on TV.

Well grab a seat,
plop a poo, take a load off.

Hey, there's four of us now.

We can, uh, do taggies
on the Playstation.

Do you like car racing games?

[Ben] He's, uh, not a joiner.

Yeah, I'll be in.

[Carbo] See.
He is a joiner. He joins.

Come on Nathan!
Go! Go Nathan!

-Yes!
-Come on, Ben! Kick his arse!

Come on, get there Nathan,
come on!

-Go, go faster!
-[Melissa] Come on!

What's the matter?

Been driving European cars
too long?

-[Carbo] Careful on the turn!
-[Melissa] Careful!

Gone! Yeah!

Crashed and burned.

[Carbo] Oh, mate we had it.
We so had it.

I'm sorry, Carbo.
I think you're up.

[Carbo]
Where are you going, Nathan?

I've just... I've had
too much of Gran Turismo

-for one night.
-Sore loser, aren't you?

Why don't you stick around
for a rematch?

Mm.

We've got easier games.

Age, um, three and up.

Some other night.

What's the matter?
Can't take the heat?

What you think I care about
winning some video game?

Oh, yeah right
so you've got no friends,

so you come over here

and then just because
you lose,

you have to bag us out.

Thanks for tonight.
Um, see you guys.

See you, Nath.

That's a bit harsh, Benno.

Just play.

Hey Nathan.

What do you want?

[Ben] No response,
no comeback.

Not even a half-arsed attempt.

What the hell was that about?

It's not like you.

You're so big
on one-upmanship.

You've always got to be
one better than...

Have you been crying?

-No.
-Yes, you have.

No, I haven't.

Don't try it on.

-What's wrong?
-Nothing!

Ben, would you please,
would you just get out.

Please.

Nathan, come on.

I'm your brother.

Tell me.

[scoffs]

Sure, why not?

You want to have
a good laugh, Ben?

You're going to love this.

You know they did a study

that when a man suggests
dessert,

he's seventy five percent
more likely to get lucky?

Is this where I point out
that it was my idea

to order two desserts?

Does that make it a hundred
and fifty percent more likely?

Relax.

I'm predicting the evening's
going to end very well.

-Taxi!
-[laughs]

Somebody... Oh, no, no.

What?

No, we weren't going
to talk about work.

Oh, come on, spit it out.

Somebody called me
about a job today.

Oh, well that's a good thing,
isn't it?

Well it would've been except
I had to turn it down.

Oh, and?

Just that I know somebody
who could've done the job,

-someone who needs the work...
-Warney.

He's really down
on his luck at the--

Oh we don't owe him
any favors.

With me turning down
all this work, nobody wins.

You know, we'd make a hell
of a lot more money

if Warney and I
pooled our resources.

Oh, so we're not just slinging
him the occasional job now,

we're pooling our resources?

I knew I shouldn't have
mentioned it

but it just makes sense.

That's if Warney's capable
of cooperating,

which is a very big if,
if you ask me.

Well, there's only one way
to find out.

And what if he gets up
to his old tricks?

He's out.
Immediately.

Now, um, eat up,

taxi's on its way.

Come on.

Go on, good girl.

-Have more, more, more.
-That's enough.

-Have more.
-Stop it.

And that's the story

of how your little brother
got shafted.

Funny yeah?
A total riot.

What are you going to do
about it?

He's out there trashing you

for something he does
the whole time.

You, you can't let him
get away with it.

Oh, I don't want to
but I have to.

It's just, it's wrong.

I know, Ben,
but there's nothing I can do.

I just feel totally powerless

and I know that makes me
sound like a complete wuss.

No, it doesn't.

I can't explain what
it's like.

You wouldn't understand.

Maybe like, um,

a couple of guys coming tying
you up and bashing you and--

I'm sorry.

I didn't...I didn't think.

I guess I thought
maybe you were over it.

I am.

I'm just saying I get it.

It's no shame.
And you know what?

We're not gonna let this guy
Damian do it to you.

No way.
It's time for some justice.

[door opens]

Don't tell mom and dad.

I'm serious.

I can't believe
you've been sitting here

all alone tonight.

Don't you have any friends,
you loser?

[Nathan]
Why are you here, Ben?

Come on, guys.
Just change the record.

Nicking food because
you haven't got a real job

that pays you for groceries?

[Julie]
Oh, don't spoil my mood.

I've had a lovely evening.

Yeah, I'm with her.

A hundred and fifty percent.

-Nathan] Sorry, Mom.
-He started it.

-[Nathan] You started it.
-[Julie] And just like that,

traditional opponents
found themselves

on the same team for once.

Between us, okay?

Justice.

Night, tosser.

Night, idiot.

What's up with Nathan?

How should I know?

Uh, he's your brother.

[Ben] Sometimes, I think
we're not even related.

-Mm?
-Um, no thanks.

I've got another early start
in the morning. I'm gonna bed.

All right.
Well, uh, I'll be up in a sec.

[Melissa]
Oh, you mean up to the room

that I pay rent for?

Don't think so, buddy.
Not tonight.

Come on, Mel.

I've said I'm sorry.

Oh, as if that's all
it's gonna take.

Listen Mel, I totally
understand why you're angry.

I mean, Ben lied to you

and he abused your trust.

Hey, don't help me.

[Carbo] There's no reason why
you should stay angry at him

-just because he's a liar.
-[Ben] Seriously, mate.

Look, I've been thinking.

If you two
can make it official,

if you two can move into
the same room together,

then we can get
a new housemate.

More money for rent,
more money for the kitty,

more money all round.
Perfect.

I like my space.

I don't want him
in my room full time.

[Carbo] Well,
I think it's a great idea.

You know, I think we should
put it to a vote.

Have I ever told you that
Greeks invented democracy?

All in favor?

[both makes sound]

-Incha.
-Incha.

If you're gonna move in
to my room,

you're gonna pay
half my rent.

Shouldn't it
be more like a quarter?

Seeing as it'll be mainly
your stuff in there?

It'll be half
or there's no deal.

How about tonight you spend
the night in your room

thinking it over?

Thanks, Carbo.

No rent or no action.

No justice.

[Kat] Lunch is on me.

I really can't do those
sandwiches again.

Just for the record,
I think the defense

did a good job today.

Oh, come off it.

What? They picked a few holes
in the prosecution's case.

He's guilty.

What happened to innocent
until proven guilty?

I think I just prefer innocent

until someone thumps
the truth out of you.

'Cause legally-sanctioned
torture is such a winner.

Are you related
to Saddam Hussein?

I'm just trying to work out

why you're so full
on about all this.

I just...I just really want
to do a good job

because that's what
they're paying us for.

-[phone beeps]
-Ooh.

Oh, great,
that's just what I need.

What's wrong?

Uh, I'm gonna have to kill
some time after court today.

Hassles at home.

Come over to my place.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

[Ben] Melissa, Carbo,
this is Kat.

-Hi.
-Hello.

Ben said you'd O.D'd
on two minute noodles.

Pizza.

She also insisted
on bringing these.

Oh, I love this girl.

Marry me.
Have my babies.

If it's that easy,
why am I still single?

Hey, you must be
the famous Melissa.

Ben talks about you
all the time.

Uh, every now and then the
conversation switches, yeah.

Yes, he talks about food
and then cars

and then back to Mel.

It's nice to meet you.

So you two are
on the jury together?

Yep.

[Kat] Oh, and now
I'm really offended.

Clearly
I'm not interesting enough

to have been talked
about at all.

We've known each other
for two days.

[Kat] Ben, who's counting?

All right.
Um, enough talk.

-Who's up for a beer?
-[Kat] Me.

[Carbo]
So, how's the case going?

You know, what kind of
a sicko puts a camera

in a girl's change room, eh?

You right?

Anyway, from what Ben tells me
a suit and a tie

can't really disguise the fact
that he's a sleaze ball.

So what happened
to confidentiality?

[Ben]
They, uh, twisted my arm.

Literally.
Forced it out of me.

I got to get changed.

Finish your drink first.

[Kat] Yeah, seriously.
If I had a nurses uniform,

I would wear it full time.

[Carbo] Oh, after Chrissy,

you are definitely the girl
of my dreams.

[Melissa] Trust me,
the fantasy gets old

when you've spent the day

getting covered
in bodily fluids.

[Ben] Speaking of which,
I'll be back in a minute.

[laughing]

So you're Ben's best mate?

Since we were four.

He's had a bit of a rough time
lately, hasn't he?

I mean, he explained a bit.

What about the hold up
at the Boat Club?

Must've been awful.

Well, you know, getting
attacked like that

with guns and everything,

it's got to freak you out
a bit.

Tell you what they're lucky
I wasn't there.

[chuckles]

So he's pretty shaken up?

Yeah, but he's getting
over it.

Well, I'm gonna check
on the pizza.

I'll get us another beer.

-Oh, marry me.
-[chuckles] No.

Are you right?

Yeah. I was just checking
on the pizza.

They're almost done.

Yeah, let's hope Carbo goes
easy on the chili flakes.

Digestion issues.

Ooh.

Do I want to know?

I was looking
for the bathroom.

I need to wash my hands.

There's soap in the kitchen.

I didn't see any.

[Melissa] It's under the sink.

Oh.

Do you want a hand
with the pizzas?

It's my treat.

So...

I've figured you out.

Oh, yeah?

The robbery at the Boat Club.

That is why you're so full on

about this crusade
for justice.

How do you know about that?

Enquiring minds.

Look, those guys came in

and they scared
the hell out of you.

And they got away with it.

Which is why
you don't want the same thing

to happen to this guy
in court.

You want him
to get what he deserves.

Look, you can tell me to back
off if I'm out of line.

No, no. It's, um...

It's just I guess I never
thought of it like that.

Well, there's no way
that something like that

can't have an effect.

I'm just sick
of people thinking

they're a law unto themselves,

you know,
and it's not just me.

My brother's having
all these hassles at work.

Talk about a deflection.

What do you mean?

Well, I get a tiny bit
close to the bone

and you change the subject.

No, he's actually
having a really hard time.

We're not talking
about your brother.

We can talk about
your brother later.

Now, we're talking about you.

And I get it.
That's all I'm saying.

You can trust me.

Hey.

Hey, what about Kat?

Is she some kind of
goddess, or what?

She's all right.

-Oh, here we go.
-What?

Look, I've got cousins.

Lots of them.

And any time I hear
"she's all right",

in that tone of voice,

two words go through my mind.

Scrag. Fight.

Yeah, well don't start making
the jelly just yet.

There's not gonna be
any girl on girl biffo.

Oh, a man can dream.

It's just an instinct thing.
I don't know.

[Kat] So you tell people
that you do aromatherapy

and they think
it's just girly pampering

but the health benefits
are enormous.

You know, and people
have been practicing it

for six thousand years,

the Romans,
the Egyptians, the Greeks,

they all used
aromatic oils.

See? Greeks.
First for everything.

There's not much
scientific proof

that it actually cures
disease though.

Well, there's plenty
of anecdotal evidence,

and I see the way people
walk into the clinic

and the way they walk out
so I know that we help them.

And actually,
not just with pain either.

Rose, jasmine, sandalwood,

they are all aphrodisiacs.

-Oh, aphrodisiacs?
-[Kat] Hmm-hm.

-Give me the lot.
-[Kat laughs]

[Kat] And chamomile's great
for tranquility,

actually, not that
it's doing that much

for our household
at the moment.

Why?

Our landlord's
kicking us out.

That's, um,
that's why I didn't want

to go straight home.

Everyone's freaking out.

When do you have to be out by?

Well, he's being
incredibly generous.

We have till
the end of the week.

Move in here with us!

-Seriously?
-[Carbo] Yeah,

we're looking
for someone new.

How long would it take
to move your stuff

-into Mel's room?
-Uh, hello.

Um, I think maybe we should
talk about this first?

-Why?
-Yeah, why? She's perfect.

Isn't she perfect?

Perfect.

Sorry, I just think
this is a decision

that needs more than
two seconds of thought.

[Kat] Yeah, Melissa's right.

Look, I don't want to rock
the boat, okay?

This is your place
so whatever you decide

is cool with me.

[Ted] So, how was the world
of telemarketing?

You want to know how many
people hung up on me?

I lost count.

[Rachel] Maybe it was just
one of those nights.

Something big on TV.

Maybe I just suck.

Come on, we all know
that's not true.

Don't die of surprise

but I'm gonna back him up
on that.

Let's just say
if this is my life,

I want a new one.

My name's mud in the industry.

[sighs] Nathan,
people are like Alzheimer's.

They forget.

Trust me, I should know.

I'm too depressed, Grandad.

If I wasn't, I'd smile.

[phone ringing]

Dad?

[phone ringing]

Dave Rafter's phone,
Nathan speaking.

No, no, not at all.

Um, what time
were you thinking?

Uh, no, shouldn't be
a problem at all.

Thanks for the pizzas
and the beers.

And don't worry
about the other thing.

We'll talk about it.

Yeah, I don't want
to cause any hassles.

You won't be.
Seriously.

I will see you tomorrow?

Yeah, with a whole
new attitude.

Innocent until proven guilty.

[Kat] Oh, that almost
sounds convincing.

Okay well thanks guys.
I'll see myself out.

-Bye.
-See you.

She is fantastic.

Plenty of foot spa.

What's the big deal?
Why the agro?

Well, first of all she was
talking about her patients,

-it's unethical.
-Jealous.

Uh, please, I am not.

Yes, you are.

So how come you don't want her
to move in?

Because I hardly know her

and you both put me
on the spot.

Well, she's a really
cool chick.

You've known her for two days

and you only like her
because she brought pizzas.

Excuse me, if I choose to be
slightly more discriminating.

Well, I say put it to a vote.

All in favor of Kat moving in?

[makes sound]

-Incha.
-Incha.

[Carbo] Sorry, Mel.
You're outvoted.

So even though I live here,
I get no say at all?

-Majority rules.
-Is that right?

-Yeah.
-So, uh, whose room

-is Kat gonna be in?
-Mine.

Or mine.

[Melissa] So, what, are you
two gonna share together?

I'm moving in with you.

-Are you?
-We already agreed.

I pay rent, I move in.

Well, it's still my room

and if I don't want you
in there,

I don't care
how many of these you do,

it's not gonna happen.

Well, hang on, there
is another alternative.

Kat moves in and I move out.

It's your choice. I'll leave
you to think about it.

[Julie] Okay, I'm off.

Hey you haven't got
five minutes

to have a look at these,
have you?

Darling, I'm late already.

No, I'm just not quite sure

which invoices
have come through.

Yeah, what's new?

Look, I haven't got time
right now.

I'll do it tonight, okay?

-Thanks.
-Bye. Bye, Dad.

[Ted] Bye love.

Uh...

Things are looking up, eh?

That's the problem,
I can't do it all myself.

Well, good problem to have
if you ask me.

See what you need is someone
who's good at business.

Someone who can get you
organized.

And is this person just gonna
appear out of thin air,

-are they?
-You don't see it

when it's right under
your nose.

It's staring you
right in the face mate.

I didn't know you had
any experience, Ted.

No, not me.

Does a bloke have to hit you
over the head with a mallet?

[Nathan] Morning.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, hey.

Sorry about last night.

Mel's really digging
her heels.

Don't worry about it.

It's not your fault
your girlfriend hates me.

Oh, she doesn't hate you,
she's--

Fine.

The reasons why a lot
of people will like you

are the same reasons
why a lot of people won't.

Otherwise known as the
Pathetic Loser's Mantra.

I'm joking.

I'm just glad
you didn't mind me

trying out my pop psychology
about you and the trial.

No, not at all.

Really?

You're not saying you might
actually agree with me?

There might be something
in it though.

Wow, now all I need to do is
sort out your brother's mess

and I'm on a winning streak.

So are you gonna tell me?

-I'm very discrete.
-[elevator dings]

What are you doing next break?

[Nathan] Dad, I really
don't need your pity.

[Dave] Oh, I'm not asking
you out of pity.

I just need help, someone
to organize me.

It doesn't take a genius.

You just need to be more
efficient with your time.

[Dave] Nathan, you know what
it's like around here.

I'm turning work
away as it is.

I'm not an electrician.

[Dave] I don't want you
to be an electrician.

Just...
While you're still looking,

I need help,
someone to answer phones,

take bookings, kick off
some sort of schedule.

Yeah, I don't know.

[Ted] For God's sake,
take the job.

Or it'll be more
daytime telly.

When do I start?

Leave it with me, dad.
Mom's toast.

You need Warney.

It makes sense.

I think that might be the
best idea you ever had, Ted.

[Julie]And as Dave smiled smugly

at the prospect
of wrapping me around

his little finger,

my eldest son was being
similarly manipulated.

Half the jury's on his side.

He's going to get off.

And by the way this is me
keeping an open mind.

All I'm doing is looking
at the evidence.

You're not hearing any
arguments from me.

Look at him.
The smug bastard.

He knows we're split.

It does my head in.

You know what?
You're right.

He's a creep.

And he's guilty.

And the fact that
we're colluding

makes us bad jurors.

It's time to put us
and the legal system

out of its misery.

Hey Kat...

You're a filthy pervert

and it's absolutely disgusting
what you did to those women.

[Melissa exclaims]

[Ben] Oi!

Ah, you're back early.

Is it over?

[Kat] Uh, I, I lost my temper
and I abused the defendant.

-[Carbo] You're kidding.
-[Ben] Kat is a legend.

The jury's been dismissed.
There'll have to be a retrial.

-What, the whole thing again?
-[Ben] Yeah.

Oh, you should've seen the
look on the judge's face.

I thought she was going
to jump off the bench

-and strangle me.
-I don't blame her.

Those poor girls
are going to have to testify

all over again.

I think I did them a favor.

They weren't going to get a
guilty verdict with our jury,

and so now they can get
the right people together

and actually get some justice.

-[Ben] Yeah.
-And wouldn't the world

be a great place
if everyone thought like that.

Mel, give her a break.

[Kat] It's okay.
She's entitled to her opinion.

Oh, by the way,
that stuff you told me

-about your brother...
-[Ben] Yeah?

I have an idea
if you guys are up for it.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kat] So, does everyone know
what they have to do?

We wait for your call
and then take it from there.

[Ben] Are you sure
you want to do this?

Just try and stop me.

Now I'm going to take a stab
in the dark

and say that is his car.

Got it in one.

Okay, then I don't think
I need to be subtle.

Where did you find this girl?

Mate.

[waves crashing]

If you just follow me
out here,

we've got
the entertainment area.

As you can see,
plenty of room for parties.

What else can I say?

It's, uh...it's not
a bad view is it?

No.

Not from where I'm standing.

Yeah.

Sorry, we were talking about
the ocean, weren't we?

So you mentioned
that it's, uh,

you and your husband
who were looking?

Yeah.

He's, um, stuck at the office.
He'll be along soon.

This is... I love this suit.

It's a great cut.

I bet you have an amazing
body under there.

[both chuckle]

I like to keep myself
in shape.

I bet you do.

You know the problem
with this house?

What's that?

Well, all of them, the wild
parties that I'm going to have

with the hot naked men
in the swimming pool...

I just...

How am I supposed
to visualize it?

Just not very good
at that kind of thing.

I could..

probably help you out
with that.

I'll just call my husband,

uh, to make sure
we're not interrupted.

[cell phone rings]

How's it going?
Are we on?

How much longer
are you going to be?

Is it, uh,
time to make the call?

-[Kat] Of course.
-Go for it.

I'll see you
when you get here.

No rush.

So, where were we?

There's a man lurking about.

He's about, uh...

He's about six foot tall

and, uh, I think
he's trying to break in.

Come on, don't tease me.

We've got half an hour.

He's completely starkers.

[Kat] Well, obviously,
you don't need to worry about

whether or not
the water's cold.

You bet I don't.

Think of the children.

Oh, would you please think
of the children.

Um, please send someone
straight away.

[singer] ♪ The bus drives
Over on the mellow scene ♪

♪ We've done five nights
And tomorrow's free ♪

Come on in.
Water's fine.

[laughs]

I've heard that one before.

Yeah, I bet
that you can't swim

the length of this pool
underwater.

Are you kidding?
How about two?

Ooh, impress me, big boy.

[singer]
♪ I guess it pours ♪

♪ Oh, I say ♪

♪ When it rains it pours ♪

♪ And we go down
Into the Saint Street ♪

♪ Keeping our feet
Off the ground ♪

♪ Till we find ourselves
At breakfast ♪̋

♪ In our super town ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[Ben] It's official.

She's a legend!

-[laughs]
-[Nathan laughs]

[exhales]

[Kat laughs]

[Ben] Quick, go,
go, go, go, go!

[singer] ♪ So long ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

-[Kat laughs]
-[Ben] Whoo!

[singer] ♪ Though
I'd see you all again ♪

♪ So long, hey ♪

Where are you?

[siren wailing]

[upbeat music playing]

[singer vocalizing]

[singer] ♪ So long, hey ♪

♪ Though I'd see you
All again ♪

Kat, you were incredible.

It was fun.

Just, uh, remind me to never
go swimming with you

-any time soon.
-You're safe.

Now, as much as I love this
'Desperate Housewife' look,

does anyone mind
if I get changed?

Sure, you can use my room.

Thanks, bye.

Thanks, idiot.

No worries, tosser.

[mellow music playing]

[Ben] Kat doesn't know Nathan
from a bar of soap.

Why would she want to help him
like that?

Maybe she had something
to gain by it,

like impressing you?

Why would she want
to impress me?

Or me?

Because she needs
somewhere to live

and she knows
we've got a room.

You are being way too suss.

No one is that sneaky.

Really?
Then why are you out here

pleading the case for letting
her move in with us?

Because she's a really
great person.

Who thinks nothing
of a mistrial.

Who wanted those girls
to have justice.

Mel, she really helped me

through a lot of stuff
about the break-in.

I just want to help her.

Can't we give her a chance?

Make it a month.
See how it goes.

[Carbo] I say
we put it to a vote.

-All right.
-All in favor?

[both making sound]

[all] Incha.

[Carbo] Great. I'm going to go
and tell Kat the good news.

If you think you're going
to leave your clothes

lying around the floor
in our room...

Don't you see?

It'll be our room.

It's like
we're moving in together.

It'll be romantic.

Romantic? Hm...

-[Julie] Cheers.
-[Nathan] Nice job dad.

[laughter]

-[Dave] Thank you, boys.
-There's a sound I like.

Yeah, well,
you're just an old soak.

Hey, enough of the old.

[Julie] Well, congratulations
team Rafter and son.

[Warney] And Warney, Jules.

Don't forget about me.

[Nathan] Yeah, this is
going to be great.

I think we're going
to really get this business

off the ground as long
as you don't mind me

still going
for real estate work.

You can stick around
as long as you want, mate.

[Warney] Yeah, except
at cricket though, Dave.

Ninety nine, yeah.

Thank you, Warney.

I didn't know you were
a beer drinker, Jules.

[Julie] There's a lot about me
you don't know, Warney.

Yeah, well,
I guess I'll find out

now that me and Dave
are partners.

You aren't exactly partners.

[farts]

-[Nathan] Rachel... Oh my god.
-[Warney laughs]

Sorry, Rachel.

[Rachel] Could you be
more Neanderthal?

-No, no, sorry.
-[Rachel] That was hilarious.

No, you can keep it.
I don't need it anymore.

You've got to have
a sense of humor, love.

[Warney] Sorry,
it was just a joke.

[Julie] The team spirit
was back in both houses.

Stop mashing that controller.

She's a newbie.
What did you expect?

Oh, shut up.

[Carbo] Oh, so close.
So close!

So close!

Ooh, yes!

I smashed the mission.

You got owned.

This time, thank you.

Okay,
but I'm a very fast learner.

Hey, Mel, do you want a go?

Uh, no thanks.

You get back out there,
whip their butts.

[Julie] Everything seemed
to be coming good.

-[Carbo] Ready for round two?
-Bring it.

[Carbo] Okay.

[Julie]For the first time in weeks,

Ben slept through the night.

[singer] ♪ I see problems
Down the line ♪

[Julie] Justice had been
restored to his world.

[singer]
♪ I know that I'm right ♪

[Julie] Nathan had found
a purpose again,

however temporary.

[singer] ♪ There was a dirt
Upon your hands ♪

♪ Doing the same mistake
Twice ♪

[Julie] Dad and Rachel
were both getting ready

to venture
into the world again.

Goodnight, love.

[singer] ♪ Come on over ♪

♪ And be so caught up ♪

♪ It's not about
Compromising ♪

[Julie]To all intents and purposes,

our troubles were over.

[singer] ♪ I see problems
Down the line ♪

♪ I know that I'm right ♪

[mellow music playing]

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