All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s01e14 A Mothers Radar.eng

[theme music playing]

[Julie] I have always
hated secrets.

But when it comes
to my children

and their secrets,

well, a mother's radar
is implanted

the moment her children
are born--

-Bye.
-[Julie] --and mine

is always on target.

[yawn]
Ah, morning.

Morning.

You're staying out
a lot lately.

What, sleepover
with the girls?

[Rachel]
They call it a life, Mom.

Oh, right,
so, go on, make me jealous.

Dinner, movies?

You know the definition
of tragic?

Living vicariously through me.

[Julie] Oh right, so
your life's completely boring,

you've got absolutely nothing
worth talking about.

No.
Absolutely nothing whatsoever.

[Julie] Not even sleeping
with your yoga teacher?

Hm?

What did I say?
Right on target.

Mm. So you had
a good night then.

Very focused, very spiritual.

Don't you start.
Yes, Vishnu is spiritual.

-What Nu?
-Vishnu.

He's the yoga teacher.

-[chuckles]
-[Rachel] He absolutely lives

what he believes,
one hundred percent.

His parents
didn't call him that, right?

[Nathan] Unless he's Indian.
He might be Indian, Dad.

-Oh, yes.
-He doesn't drink,

he doesn't smoke.

His body is his temple.

[Julie]
Sounds like your prayer book's

going to be getting a bit
of a workout, then.

-Oh, Jules.
-You're telling me.

[Sammy] So it sounds like
it was a really good night.

[Julie] Yeah, doesn't it just.

-So are we sharing?
-I don't know. Are we?

-Nope.
-[Julie] Mm.

Well all I'll say
is you'd think a man

who didn't eat meat
wouldn't have much stamina.

But I can tell you
that the opposite is true.

Rach.
I'm trying to eat here.

[Rachel] In fact,
I'm going to make the big call

in saying that
I think last night

was probably the best
I've ever had.

[Dave] Oh, that's great,
that's great.

Thanks for sharing that,
Rachel.

-That's a bit raw.
-Mm.

[Sammy]
I don't care how good it was.

Nothing makes up for a guy
that wears vegan shoes.

Either way, I just,
I didn't need

to know the details.

Can't help being a little bit
jealous though.

Ohh.

Hey, I, um, heard
your mom saying

they might be
going out Saturday week.

Wow, there is nothing
like being spontaneous, Sammy.

Better than nothing.

Sam, I might have an idea.

As a lunch break goes,

you've got to admit
this isn't a bad one.

You sure we're not
going to get in trouble.

[Nathan] Oh, no chance.
The owners are in Queensland

and I'm the only one
with the key.

[Sammy] Ah.

[dramatic music playing]

This reminds me
of the first time we met.

You pretended to live
in that house.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I was an idiot.
I was trying to impress you.

Not realizing, of course,
that you already had.

[door slams shut]

What's that?

[indistinct chatter]

Someone's here.

Ah, no.
I'm the only one with the key.

Bloody hell,

what if the owners
are home early?

-[Sammy] Lock the door!
-My car's outside.

They would have seen it
by now.

-What are you going to do?
-I don't know.

I'm going to...
Ah, I'm going to explain.

I'm going to say,
that, um, I don't know.

[Karl] There's been absolutely
no expense spared

with the renovati...

What the hell.
What is going on here?

Ah, nothing.

Ah, sorry, Karl,
I didn't think

-we had any clients today?
-[Damien] Obviously.

Ah, could you take the client
downstairs please, Damien?

Right, you,

put some clothes on
and get out.

Yep.

I'll speak to you outside.

[dramatic music playing]

[Karl] Yep. Okay.
Sure.

[Nathan] Um, just go and wait
in the car,

I'll handle this, okay?

[Karl] Ah.

Nathan, let's have
another look at this sign.

Where exactly does it say
that we rent

-the place out by the hour?
-[Nathan] I'm sorry.

[Karl] How would you like it,
Nathan,

if we were selling your place,
your home,

and we had orgies
in all of the rooms.

[Damien]Yeah, how about
if I came into your house

and started having sex
in your bathroom.

Look, what I did in there,
okay,

that was totally
out of character

and really stupid,
but I promise you

that it will never,
ever happen again.

No. No it won't ever
happen again, Nathan,

because I'm sorry,
you don't leave me any choice.

-You're fired.
-No, no, Karl,

you can't fire me,
that's so unfair--

Well, your sales
have been non-existent,

and no bloody wonder,
if this is the way

you spend your time.

The market's been off
the boil.

-That isn't my fault.
-[Karl] I had a buyer in there

who had money to spend,
and I tried to phone you

so that you could show her
around this place,

but, ah, your phone
was switched off.

Oh, I wonder why.

I don't like being interrupted
on the job either, Nathan.

Which is why I don't choose
to do it

in someone else's time.

-Or property.
-Karl, I need this job.

Have your stuff
out of the office

by this afternoon.

[dramatic music playing]

[groans]

What happened?
What did they say?

Oh, nothing pleasant.

[Sammy] What?
Nathan?

They didn't fire you,
did they?

No.
I didn't get the sack.

-Seriously?
-No.

-Oh, thank God.
-Don't worry about it.

-Oh.
-Mm.

Hey, how about Damien?

I thought he'd totally be
gunning for you.

And the look on Karl's face
when he saw us there.

Oh, must have been
my lucky day, eh?

Yeah, well, at least now
we can go out

and enjoy ourselves.

What?

Monique's party.
I told you, remember.

You're right.
Yes, you did.

And look on the bright side.

At least now we've got
a great party story.

Actually, Sam, can we, um,
can we keep this to ourselves?

Okay.

Come on.

Oh, what a day.

Bloody Warney, I swear,
he takes it out of you.

You've been to the pub.
I can smell it on your breath.

Yeah, that's what I mean.
He takes every opportunity

-to drag things on.
-Oh, right,

so he forced a beer down
your throat, did he?

Well, you know what a song
and dance he puts on.

"All I am to you
is a meal ticket."

You know, it's the path
of least resistance.

In other words,
you're a complete pushover.

-Isn't that why you love me?
-Mmm.

Anything else
I can do to help.

Ah, yeah,
you can clean the barbeque.

Oh, hello, darling.

-Darlings.
-Hello.

-You in for dinner tonight?
-Oh, no, not tonight,

we have a party
at Monique's.

She was my bridesmaid,
you met her?

-Ah, oh... Yeah.
-[Sammy] Yes.

Everything all right, Nathan?

Yeah, I'm fine,
I just had a big day.

[Julie]Something was going on,

but one important thing
you learn

as a mother and a wife

is when to back off
and when to step in.

[upbeat music playing]

[Sammy] So, ah,
what's his name?

Excuse me?

Whenever Monique throws
a party just out of the blue,

it's because there's a guy
she likes,

and she needs an excuse
to invite him over.

[Monique] Oh, as if
I'd ever be that obvious

-or need an excuse.
-[Sammy] Oh, right.

[Monique] But since you ask,
my reason for this party

is to say welcome home.

-[Sammy] Oh, my God.
-Hey, Sammy.

Owen.
What are you doing here,

-I didn't know you were back.
-[Owen] Well, as surprises go,

I hope it's a good one.

Of course.

So, do I at least get a hug?

Yes, hi.

Owen, um, this is Nathan,
my husband.

Owen, nice to meet you, man.

Um, where is it
you just got back from?

London.
I've been working over there.

He's a banker wanker.

Oh, that never gets old
for you, does it?

So, are you back on a holiday?

[Monique]
No, we've got him for good.

-He's back permanently.
-Oh, well,

oh, what about your job?

I thought you were kicking
all kinds of major goals.

That's what, um, Monique said.

[Owen] Well,
I sort of got head-hunted.

[Monique] For squillions.

But he refuses
to tell me how much.

[Owen] Oh, because it's rude
to ask, Monique.

[Monique] But I think
we can safely assume

there's enough zeros
in the right places.

[Nathan] Oh, that's great,
man, congratulations.

[Sammy] Yeah.

I take it by your presence
that Melissa's on night shift?

[Ben] I cook too, you know?

And it's great seeing you guys
but if you'd rather

-I wasn't here, I--
-Oh, hey, don't be silly.

We're glad to have you.

-So. Everything okay?
-I'm all right.

This isn't about the break-in.

No. It's, it's Melissa.

-I said the L-word.
-[gasps]

-And?
-Nada.

Oh. Oh, darling.
Give it time.

People move at different
speeds on these things.

A mother knows.

[Rachel] Hello!

I thought Rachel
was out tonight.

Yeah, she...

-Hey, guys.
-Hi.

[Rachel] Looks like
we're just in time.

Everyone this is Vishnu.

Obviously,
you two know each other.

[Sammy] Oh, well, you're more
used to seeing me

-with my bum in the air.
-Oh, and trust me,

that is one
of the better perks of my job,

-I have to say.
-Hey, g'day.

I'm Dave, I'm Rachel's dad
and Julie's husband.

-Hello.
-[Ben] Yeah, I'm Ben.

-Hi.
-[Ben] Nice to meet you.

-Ted.
-Hello.

[Julie] Rachel,
you didn't actually mention

that you were bringing
Vishnu tonight.

[Rachel] Oh, Mom,
this was your idea.

I thought it was
a standing invitation.

I hope it's not
an inconvenience.

No, no, not at all.

No, you are more than
welcome any time.

I... I'll stop you right there
because I'm a terrible cook.

And if you're giving me
a standing invitation

you should probably know
you'll be seeing

a whole lot more of me.

Oh, well, that wouldn't be
a bad thing.

-Do you want a beer, Vishnu?
-Is that your real name?

We're fine with just water,
thanks.

Or can I get you a juice?

You know, I wouldn't mind
a beer, actually.

Oh.
I thought you didn't drink.

Well, I don't like a world
where we have to be boxed in

by so many rules
and restrictions, yeah?

In a social context,

if we're all having
a good time,

I'm sure one beer
won't unbalance my chi.

[laughter]

Sure.

So, that's a yes.

Please.

[Julie] Well, uh,
take a seat,

I'll just get
some more plates.

One problem,
last time I checked,

pig was not a vegetable.

[upbeat music playing]

A man with confidence.

That's what I like to see.

Because you know
there'd be some guys

who'd be freaking out
about that.

Well, luckily,
I realize that my wife

is going to come into contact
with other men,

from time to time, so yes,
I do let her speak to them.

You do know who Owen is,
don't you?

Her boyfriend.
The one.

So everyone thought,
including Sammy.

-Oh, he's that guy.
-Her first.

God, the stories
she used to tell me about

what they'd get up to?

Why would you
tell me that, Monique?

What are you trying to do?

Are you trying to make me,
uh, jealous?

-Is that it?
-[Monique] Hey, don't worry.

You're the one she married.
She loves you.

Right. Okay,
so what, what's your interest?

Why the big welcome back.

I just want to make sure
he's ready to move on.

Well, good luck.

Because he's obviously
a great catch.

[dramatic music playing]

[Sammy] Well, yeah,
I heard the flights

are really cheap there.

Hey, so where are you
going to be living?

[Owen] I don't know.
I haven't found a place yet.

So Monique's going to let me
crash here for a while.

Oh, well, if you need a hand
finding a place,

I just happen to know the best
real estate agent in Sydney.

Can I talk to you
for a minute?

-Yeah.
-Hey, come on. Come on.

Excuse me.

Yeah,
because that wasn't rude.

-Not at all.
-Why didn't you tell me

that Owen was that guy?

Because I didn't think
it was a big deal.

You were almost
going to marry him, Sam.

Yeah, but I didn't.
I married you.

So what does it matter?

Are you actually
upset about this?

Maybe you made a mistake.

Maybe you should have stuck
with Owen

because he's got it all
going on.

And so do you, in case
you hadn't realized.

I was just going to grab
another drink?

Owen, seriously, dude,
if you're going to grope,

do it with someone
who's not married.

Nathan.

Sorry,
I didn't mean anything.

I might get that drink.

What is wrong
with you tonight?

[indistinct chatter]

[Dave] Nice of this guy
to give us some notice.

[Julie] Well, I told Rachel
to bring him over.

[Dave] What have we got here.
Fantastic.

A couple of slices of cheese
and a dead tomato,

what the hell
are you going to do with that?

-Cheese and tomato sandwiches?
-For dinner?

Well, I don't know.
What else is there?

Oh. We've got peas.
Frozen peas and carrots!

[Rachel] I hope this isn't
putting you guys out too much.

-No, not at all.
-Tuna. What about tuna?

-Dad.
-Well, it's not a meat.

-It's almost a vegetable.
-[Rachel] No, Dad, no.

[Dave] All right.
Just give me those

and I'll see
if I can whip something up.

[dramatic music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

So, Julie, um,
when do you think

you'll be back
at the class next?

Oh, well, um, it's a bit hard
during the week

and my back's still
a bit sore, so--

Yeah, have the lawyer's
been in touch

about that compensation case,
Mom?

But I will try tomorrow,
if I can.

Good.

Because I'd hate
to see you drop out.

You were doing really well.

The way your body
was starting to respond,

your increased flexibility,
it was...

-it was beautiful to watch.
-Oh, really?

You think I was doing okay?

Cause I just,
I look at the way

that you can contort your body
and I think there's no way

I'll ever be able to do that.

[Vishnu] Well, it's just
a matter of practice, Julie.

That's why I look forward

to seeing you
at class tomorrow.

[Ben] Yeah,
but seriously, Fishnu--

-Oh, it's Vishnu.
-[Ben] Fishnu.

Vishnu.

It... It's all about
picking up chicks, isn't it.

I mean, that's the only
reason guys sign up to yoga.

Looks like
it's working a treat too.

Oh, not everyone's mind
works like yours, Ben.

Thank God.

You don't seem to be
enjoying that very much.

[Dave] It's all we could
whip up at short notice.

-Sorry. [Ben]
-Yeah, well,

you know what they say.

If God didn't want us
to eat animals,

he wouldn't have
given us these.

They're a relic
from our caveman past.

Much like your attitude.

[Vishnu] Um, sorry,
they just look so good.

-I think I have to try one.
-[Rachel] Oh, um, oh, hang on.

If you're not used
to having meat,

that might
make your stomach sick.

No, it's okay, really.

I'd hate to put anyone out.

I'm happy to eat
what everyone else is having.

[Julie] Oh, God,
look at you two.

-You're soaked.
-Yeah, it was pouring outside,

we couldn't get a cab
for ages.

Well, you're the one
that said

you didn't want
to drive there.

[Sammy]
Because you would be great

behind the wheel right now,
wouldn't you, Nathan.

You... Are you all right,
Nathan?

[Nathan] Yeah.

Okay, so I had a few drinks.
I had, um, I don't know.

[Julie]Maybe it was just a bad day.

-Maybe it was a bad party.
-I'll just take him to bed.

[Ben] Is this a world first?

Nathan's finally
let himself go?

[Julie] But my radar
was beeping off the scale.

[Sammy] Why are you being
so weird tonight?

[Nathan] I'm not!

-Oh, really?
-No.

You've been
in a foul mood ever since

you got home from work.

Nathan?

Oh, God.

So we all think of karma
as this very external system,

yeah, a judge in the sky
keeping score.

But during my studies...

[TV shuts off]

[Vishnu] During my studies
I learnt that religion

and morality are seen
from the inside out.

Karma comes from within.

There is no external judge.

It's our own actions
and thoughts

setting up the conditions
for our future.

So, in that case
if I do happen

to call my boss an idiot,

lightning's not going
to strike me down.

-Oh, Mom.
-No, no you're right, Julie.

This is what I'm saying.
There is no lightning.

We can only control
our actions and reactions.

But if we're coming
from a position of instinct

and honesty,
and vulnerability,

we must trust
that the path we choose

will bear out in its own way.

Yeah? This is the way
of the Bodhisattva.

[Julie] Ah.

What's the Bodhis-what-you-
might-call-it?

It's that new takeaway joint
up the road.

Did you have something
you wanted to add, Dad?

No, it's just that,
ah, what you are saying

is that treat others
like you want to be treated.

I mean,
didn't one of the Apostles

take out a copyright on that?

No, what he's saying is
if we're honest

with ourselves and each other,

then what's meant
to happen will happen.

-Oh.
-[Vishnu] Exactly.

That's what karma is.
From my understanding anyway.

But I'm just a student.
Not a master.

I'm going to go to the shed.
Excuse me.

[Ted] Yeah, I'll join you.

Goodnight.
Night, mate.

[Vishnu] Good night.

Well, we should probably
get going too.

Oh, no, no, no,
you should both stay here.

Well, I mean you know it's
still bucketing down outside,

and you'll get soaked
if you take--

I'm in a Jane Austen novel.

No, uh, I have my car,
we can drive home.

Julie, if you're sure
it's no trouble,

-I'd love to stay.
-Great.

[dramatic music playing]

Just chuck his bike
in the back of the van,

-I would have driven him home.
-I don't know why

you're getting so upset
about this.

-Daniel used to stay over.
-Yeah, well,

Daniel wasn't
a complete tosser.

And no, I haven't forgotten
about his drug problem.

Yeah, which is why you should
be turning cartwheels

that she's with someone
like Vishnu.

Oh, give me a break.

The guy drank beer,
ate a spare rib.

Oh, my God.
You're right.

Let's stage an intervention.

[Dave] Look, you can't pretend
to be Mahatma Gandhi

and suck on a pork rib
at the same time.

-I'm sorry.
-[laughs]

-[dramatic music playing]
-Oh, great.

Now he's providing us
with a soundtrack.

That's just perfect.

Listen, call it instinct.
I know he's good for Rachel.

Yeah, and I know
he's a complete tosser.

Who you were flirting
with all night.

-Oh, I was not flirting--
-All right,

well,
he was flirting with you.

Is that patchouli?
It is... It's patchouli.

Now he's...
Now he's just taunting us.

He wants us to know exactly
what's going on in there.

Would you shut up?

Rachel was trying
to prove a point,

in case you hadn't noticed.

Which is working, obviously.

No, no I already told you,
I'm not having sex

in my parents' house.

Rachel,
why do you let yourself

-be ruled by inhibition?
-Um, gee, let me think.

Because I have to live here
full time, and you don't.

It just makes me
really sad, you know?

It's just like
I was saying tonight.

The only way to lead
a fulfilled life

is to be true to yourself.

-Oh, true to what you believe.
-Yes.

Having the courage
of your convictions.

-Yes.
-Like, if you're a vegetarian,

you don't
all of a sudden eat pork.

I knew you'd be upset by that.

That was about making
your parents feel comfortable.

I want people to be at ease.

That is my conviction.

See, you can't be so black
and white about life.

When you box other people in,

you're only boxing yourself
in too.

Okay. Okay,
I get it.

Hey, but I'm still not having
sex in my parent's house.

[dramatic music playing]

[gasps] God, I'm sorry.
I hope I didn't wake you.

Oh, no, that's all right.
I wasn't asleep anyway.

I was getting drunk
on the fumes.

Does he need a bucket?

Oh, no, I already put one
next to his bed.

Must have been some party.

Haven't seen him
like that before.

Neither have I.

-Everything okay?
-Yeah, everything's fine.

[dramatic music playing]

-Okay. Well night.
-Night.

[Julie] Every instinct I had
was screaming at me.

Something's going on here
that I don't know about,

and neither does Sammy.

Whoa, good morning.

How are you feeling today,
carnivore?

Fine. I'm going to get
a glass of water.

-Do you want one.
-Mmm. That'd be great thanks.

Uh, Vishnu,
don't you want my robe

-or your pants or--
-[Vishnu] No, I'm fine.

Vishnu!

Morning.

-Morning.
-Good morning.

-Um, did you sleep okay?
-Yeah, yeah, great thanks.

-Could I get a glass of water?
-Yeah.

-Yeah, come.
-Of course.

So, um, Vishnu,
you staying for breakfast?

I was just going to make us,
some scrambled eggs.

Yeah. Eggs.
That'd be fantastic.

-Thanks Julie.
-Okay.

Yeah, all right, so he's
comfortable in his own skin.

I mean...
I mean, it's refreshing.

-We should all be like that.
-Oh, right,

so when I first met you,
I should have rocked up

to your place
and whipped out

my wedding tackle
in front of everyone.

That would have been
appropriate behavior?

It was a different time
back then.

[Rachel] Please tell me
my parents are still in bed.

No, they were up.
We had a nice chat.

Oh, right.
Good great, fantastic.

Look, shall I just start
packing now then, shall I?

Rachel, you need to give
your parents more credit.

They were perfectly fine.

We're all sexual beings,
and they're very open people

who recognize that.

Look, if you can control
your actions

I'll control mine and not
chuck you out of my house.

But just put these on,
will you?

Dad!

[dramatic music playing]

[sighs]

Bye.

Yeah, well, bye, Vishnu,
I'll see you at yoga.

I promise I'll be there.

You know I'm going to hold you
to that.

What?

Oh, just for the record,
on the embarrassment scale,

this morning you have
outdone yourself.

He was walking around
my house completely starkers.

[Rachel]
Well, that's who he is.

You can't expect people
to change their ways

just because of narrow
conservative views.

When it's my house, I can.

All Vishnu wants
is for people to be

a little bit more open
and understanding.

Well, he's certainly open.

We don't have to be
so uptight about everything.

I'm not the one
kicking up a stink about this.

You know what, that's fine.

Be as boxed in
and closed minded as you like.

I don't care.

Why do women always
fall for that act?

Oh, it's not an act, Dave.

Oh, come on,
burning incense

and "I'm so in touch
with my feelings."

I'm going to be
in my shed.

Ted!

[Nathan] I'm sorry
for calling you on a work day,

I just thought I'd catch you
between showings.

Oh, okay.

Would you like me
to send you an email?

Email you my resume?

Okay.

Ah, thank you for your time.
Bye.

Sandro, hey.
Um, it's Nathan Rafter.

Yeah, I'm good.

Um, Sandro I'm just going
to cut straight to the chase.

I'm no longer with the agency.

Do you have an opening
for someone

who's going to send your sales
through the roof?

Yeah, I can come in.
What time?

Great, all right,
well I will see you then.

Thank you Sandro.

All right, bye, mate.

You may have
just saved my life.

[indistinct chatter]

So it's good we could meet up.

Are you serious?
The way Monique's

been clinging
I was glad of the escape.

So is Nathan cool
with you being here?

Oh, 100%.

It was actually him
who told me

to give you a call.

And he's really sorry about
the way he acted last night.

He just had
a little too much to drink.

Hey, don't worry.

If you were my wife,
I'd be just as protective.

You know, I still
can't believe you're married.

I don't mean it like that.

Like what?
Like I was going to be

the last one left
on the shelf?

Yeah, right.

No, I just,
um, I guess I didn't think

your life
would move on so quickly.

If memory serves me correctly,
it was you who moved on first.

-How is, um, whatshername--
-[Owen] Serena?

Serena.

I look back at it all now
and I can see Serena

was never really right for me.

Hindsight's a wonderful thing.

I'm just glad
we can be friends.

Yeah.

-Hey, Mom.
-Hey.

Good day at work, obviously.

Actually, I met
with a new agency today.

-Really?
-Mm.

Just been a little bit
restless lately,

thought maybe it's time
to broaden my horizons.

-How did it go?
-Yeah, it went really well.

Great. Is this why you've been
a bit preoccupied lately?

You've been worried
about your job?

Yes, yeah, and look,
if I've been a pain--

-No.
-[Nathan] It's all sorted now.

-[Julie] Great.
-[phone ringing]

-Sorry, I've got to take this.
-Yeah.

Sandro, how are you?

Yeah, look, thank you so much
for getting me in today,

I promise I'm not going
to let you down.

Oh, I don't know
who you've been talking to,

but it was one stupid mistake,

I mean, I know
I shouldn't have done it.

Oh, I've had a couple
of slow months

but that's not my fault.

You know how
the market's been.

Yeah, uh, Sandro,
I really need this job.

Great.

Okay, well, thanks
for nothing.

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

Don't worry.
It's clothes on this time.

[Julie] Oh. What a pity.
I might ask for my money back.

Ooh. Excuse me.
What am I missing?

Vishnu did a strip tease
for the family this morning.

And you know,
just for the record,

it was your father
and your grandfather

that had a problem, not me.

Whoa, whoa, back up.
Rachel and hot Vishnu?

Are shagging
each other's brains out,

by all accounts.

Oh, don't look
so disappointed.

Oh, no, no, it's not that.

It's just I think her brains

are getting a bit
of a workout too.

And hers.

She was talking about it
last night after class.

[Julie] So much for instinct.

When it comes to the men
in my daughter's life,

turns out we're just as blind
as each other.

Oi.

Oi.
Hurry up.

Get in the shower.
I'm taking you out tonight.

-Oh, where?
-Dinner.

I've booked
at that new Italian place

-you wanted to go to.
-Oh, Nathan,

-we can't really afford it.
-Oh.

Of course we can.
I mean, just...

Come on, I've booked for 8:00.

No, we've gone over
our monthly budget.

Sam, I'm trying to do
something nice, okay.

I'm trying to do something
romantic for the two of us,

-yeah?
-I know, I know.

And I appreciate it.
But we can't afford it.

Oh. Well maybe if I get
a job as a banker

that would solve all
our problems, wouldn't it.

-That would. I think it would.
-There you go.

Thought you weren't jealous
of Owen?

I'm not.

Well then, what's the problem?

What's going on with you?

Nothing's going on.

You know what,
just don't worry about dinner.

Okay?

[dramatic music playing]

-Sorry I'm late.
-Oh, where have you been?

I've been leaving messages
on your mobile.

Yeah, we heard it going off.
I told him.

I said if you don't
get home soon,

you'll be in the doghouse.
Eh?

Warney.
I wasn't expecting you.

Oh, we finished the job
and I thought a drink

would be appropriate you know,
to celebrate.

Smells like
you've already had one.

Or 10.

Oh, it was only a traveler,
Jules.

Nothing to get
too excited about. Eh?

Hey, uh, Warney,
why don't you, um,

why don't you, uh, take this
and wait out the back for me.

-I'll be out in a sec.
-Oh. Okay. Well, uh, you know.

May the force be with you,
Dave.

What is that man doing
in my home?

Oh, it's just a light beer,
that's all.

Well, if we're celebrating,
why aren't we celebrating

the fact that we're finally
getting rid of him!

-Hey Jules, keep it down.
-Oh, oh, okay.

Let's all worry about
Warney's feelings, shall we.

Never mind the fact
that he just...he just

stood here and did the whole
"under the thumb" thing

like I'm some kind
of shrieking banshee.

-I'm sorry.
-Dave, why is he here?

You really want
to know the truth?

Yes! Around this place,

it would make
a really nice change.

Well, trust me, I never
thought I'd be saying this

but I'm, kind of, weirdly
getting to like the guy.

He's growing on me.

I'm sorry.

I just didn't know
how to tell you.

You've got to be kidding me.

[dramatic music playing]

[Warney laughing]

[Warney] Thanks laborer!

I'm sorry.

I had to try
and get him outside.

How come Warney's suddenly
being your new best friend?

What, so all this time
you've been pretending

that you can't stand him?

Oh, it's been
a very recent development.

I knew something
was up with you.

I knew you were
hiding something.

Just like everyone else
around here.

Nathan and Sammy
are at each other's throats

but neither of them
will say anything.

Let's not even start
with Rachel.

-What's happening with Rachel?
-Apart from her dating

the biggest wanker
on the planet.

He's apparently servicing
half my yoga class.

Yeah.
That's my secret.

I'm good at keeping them too.

In fact, I'm just as bad
as the rest of you

because you know what?
I've been keeping something

from you for a very long time.

I can't stand Warney.

That's not exactly
a secret, Jules.

Well, you want to know why?

Because he's rude,
he's obnoxious,

and he goes out of his way
to make my life hell.

Jules. And ever since you left
Barrett's it's gotten worse.

But I have to put up
with it at work

because we need the money

and I don't want to rock
the boat.

But I don't have to put up
with it in my own home.

So apparently I'm good
at keeping secrets too.

No prizes for guessing
where the kids get it from.

I'll deal with it, all right?

-I promise.
-Thanks, I'd appreciate it.

Now what's all
this about Rachel?

Oh.

Hey.

Ooh, that looks nice.

Well, I can make some
for you too?

Oh, no thanks.
I'll stick with tea and toast.

Listen, Rachel,
um, this thing with Vishnu,

is it...is it serious?

Oh, well,
we probably don't need

to start planning
the wedding just yet.

But you really like him.

I don't want
to jinx myself, but yeah.

I can definitely see
it going somewhere, I think.

-And what does he think?
-I don't know.

We haven't really talked
about it.

Mom, where is this going?

I think he's cheating on you.

Chrissy overheard some women
talking in the change room.

Apparently he's been sleeping
with them as well.

Darling, I'm so sorry.

Whatever Chrissy heard

is just pathetic,
stupid gossip.

What,
from two different women?

Just for once,
can you give me the credit

for being able to judge
someone's character?

Look, you, you can't always
trust your instincts.

You don't even know Vishnu.
You've only just met him.

You can't just accuse him
of something like this.

Rachel, I'm...

I'm not going to apologize
for telling her.

[Dave] I think you did
the right thing.

The sooner she's rid of him,
the better.

Our daughter sure
can pick them.

Hey, darling.
Would you like some breakfast?

No, no, sorry, no time.
I don't want to be late.

-What, another interview?
-Interview?

Yeah. Nathan's broadening
his horizons.

Not today, actually.
I've just got work as usual.

[woman] Hi, my name is Nia

calling from
Wine Traders Group.

Can I interest you
in a great wine deal?

[man] Well, we've got
a couple of wines...

Well, we have an incentive
plan here, Nathan.

The two top performers
every quarters

will receive a fifty dollar
gift voucher.

Setting the bar high,
that's good to see.

-Sorry?
-Just point me towards

the phone, let me get started.
I guarantee that

I'm going to be
the best salesperson

that ever walked through
these doors.

Well, you can have
this desk right here.

[dramatic music playing]

[Vishnu moaning]

[woman moaning]

Rachel, I...

Um, I can explain.

No, no, no, let me guess.

You are breaking down
conventions.

No, you're making people
feel comfortable.

That's what you do,
that's what you're all about.

One day it's pork, the next...

Well, it's kind
of the same, really.

But if we're coming
from a place of honesty

and vulnerability,
then we must trust

the path that we choose

will bear out in its own way.

You are so full of crap
Vishnu.

Or should I say Barry?

[dramatic music playing]

[sizzling]

Don't say a word.

Do you want some
chips with that?

Oh, darling.

[sighs]

[Sammy] Sorry,
I know you're really busy

with your new job
and everything, I just...

I didn't really know
who else to talk to.

[Owen] Don't apologize.
It's my lunch break.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah, of course.

Not really, no.

Warney.

Mate, ah,
this isn't a good time.

Can you just, can you go...
What do you want?

I've been fired.

-Barrett's given me the flick.
-Why?

They can't just fire you
for no good reason.

What did you do?

You know the equipment
we used for the job yesterday?

Yeah, that you lined up
from a mate.

You borrowed it from
Barrett's, didn't you. Idiot.

Well, I checked it, you know.
It's not like

they needed it for anything.

Mate, what am I going to do?
I don't have a job anymore.

What do you want me
to do about it?

I don't know, help me out.

-I did you a favor.
-I didn't know it was dodgy.

You lied to me.
And another thing,

what's all this about
you hassling Julie at work?

I'm just having
a bit of fun with her.

Well, it's not the way
that she sees it.

-Oh, mate, come on.
-I'm serious.

If I knew any of that stuff
was going on,

I never would have done your
bloody job in the first place.

All right, Dave, I'm sorry.
Come on, mate, help me out.

Mate, you've made your bed.
Just sleep in it.

[dramatic music playing]

[door shuts]

Hi, ah, my name's Nathan,

I'm ringing up
from the Wine Trader's Group,

um, I was... Hello?

Hello? Oh, you've hung up.

Hi, my name is Nathan,
I'm calling up

on behalf of
the Wine Trader's Group,

um, I...

You don't have a minute?
Not one?

I had better get back to work.

Never a good look
when the new kid

takes the longest
lunch break in history.

You not even going to fight me
for the lemon tart?

Do I look like I'm stupid?

It's yours.

It's your reward for sitting
and listening to me

-talk about myself for hours.
-Anytime.

-Okay?
-Yes.

I mean that.

I will take care of the bill,
no arguments,

you cut that in half.

[phone ringing]

-Do you want me to get that?
-Yeah, could you?

Just tell them
I'll call them back.

[Sammy] Yeah.

-Owen Matheson's phone.
-Hi, my name is Nathan.

I'm ringing up on behalf
of the Wine Trader's Group.

Now we have some fantastic
specials this month,

ah, and I just want
to ask a quick question.

What sort of wine have
you been drinking lately?

Have you been drinking red

or have you been
drinking white?

Nathan? Is that you?

[phone hangs up]

[dramatic music playing]

Okay. Me first.

Nothing is going on
between me and Owen,

we were having lunch

and I answered his phone
because he was busy.

I just needed someone
to talk to

because I feel like there's
something going on here

and I don't know what it is.

Like why am I calling up,
trying to sell you

a lovely bottle of shiraz?

That'd be a good start.

Okay. Um...

I lost my job.

Karl gave me the boot after
he caught us in the house.

I didn't know how to tell you.

-I am so sorry.
-Me too.

But this...

Us, is never going to work

if we're keeping things
from each other.

Maybe that's what today
was all about.

Of all the people
in all the world

I could have called up
to flog some wine to--

It's the universe
sending us a message.

Yeah.

You're going to get a new job?

I know you will.

And I'd prefer it if we just
kept this to ourselves.

I don't want to have to deal
with Monique or Owen.

I don't tell him everything.

I just needed someone to talk
to,

and he's a good listener, so--

[scoffs] All right.

[Julie] Maybe my radar
isn't always on target.

Every now and then, there'll
be cosmic interference.

Recently
in the form of Vishnu.

But most of the time,
it's spot on.

Hi Nathan.

And when it is,

sometimes I could wish
it wasn't.

You know, I remember
when you were born.

You were so tiny.

Dad and I didn't know
how you were going to cope.

Where's this come from?

You've always fought
for what you want.

You know that?

Private school, your exams,

real estate college, Sammy.

So whatever's happened,
whatever's made you upset,

I just...

I just wanted you
to remember that.

You never give up,

so you'll always
going to be okay.

I've lost my job.

Mom, I'm working
in a call center

because no-one in real estate
wants to hire me.

-Oh, sweetheart.
-Yeah.

I don't even know
how I'm going to make

the next repayments,
on the car.

Well, what about
the job interview?

So what you said about
broadening your horizons

and branching out--

Total bull. I, um...

I made it up.

Okay, well.

So what if this is
an opportunity for you?

You know, you started out
at that agency,

you've learnt your trade,
so...

now's your chance
to go get something better.

Every door that closes,
a new one opens, is that it?

Why not?

Thanks, Mom.

-Oh. No, thanks.
-Ooh...

Mm. You'll be right.

Yeah.

Now can you clean my car
when you're done?

-Will you pay me?
-Ten bucks.

-Fifteen?
-And dinner?

-Depends on what we're having.
-[laughs]

["I'm Yours" playing]

-[knocks on door]
-Oh. Who is it?

It's just me.

[Julie] Oh, good.
I'm enjoying this.

[Dave] I was just wondering
if you wanted anything.

A champagne. Back rub.

-Something?
-[Julie] No thanks.

My back's getting
a very good soak, thank you.

[grins]

What's that grin?

Oh. I was just thinking
about being a mom.

[laughs] Oh, what about it?

Just every so often, you get
to make everything better.

Well, at least
for a little while.

[Rachel] It's only me!
Sorry, 10 seconds,

I promise,
I'm covering my eyes.

-We're talking here.
-Dad, I can see that.

Well, no, you said you were
going to cover your eyes.

Well, I just wanted Mom
to have this.

Oh, ah, thanks.

It's a relic from Vishnu,

but you're welcome to it.

Ah, that's all,
I just thought it might aid

the relaxation process.

-[Julie] Thanks, darling.
-[Dave] Thank you.

Do you, ah, want me
to light it?

Yeah, that'd be lovely,
thank you.

-[clears throat]
-Oh, Dad!

[Ted] Oh, sorry,
the door was open.

Besides, there's nothing there

I haven't seen before,
believe me.

-[Julie] Oh. Thanks very much.
-Thanks Ted.

-[Julie] This is ridiculous.
-[Ben] Mom, are you in there?

Oh, what, no I'm not! Go away.

[Ben] Well just wanted
to tell you something.

Later, all right?

[Ben] All right.

Is it too much to ask
for a few moments

of privacy and solitude.

What sort of household
is this?

Oh, oh. No.

-Um, sorry.
-Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Dad, Mom...

God. Oh.

Oh, you know. Well,

if you can't beat 'em--

Oh, Dave!

-Join 'em.
-What are you doing? Dave!

["I'm Yours" playing]

[singer] ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

[dramatic music playing]

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