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Come over here. I'll help you.

It's okay. I'll do it myself.

What's wrong?

You won't even look at my face or look me in the eye.

Is it because of what happened at the hospital?

No! Not Bong-Gi. No way!

It was an accident and a mistake.

Let's not make a big deal out of it.

I can't stop eating today! I can't believe how delicious these side dishes are!

Look at the cast and the bandages.

We're in the middle of summer.

Suspended for three months?

Is it like how I get suspended from school?

Suspended from school? Sounds like you, Soo-Kyung.

That's right! It's a lot like getting suspended from school.

It was in the papers again today. Are you sure you're not getting fired?

The papers were talking trash about you.

Have some common sense, will you? Can't you tell?

Even I'm pissed off after reading it! How do you think he's going to feel?

The newspapers are onto him everyday for threatening and beating up a reporter.

He doesn't need you to bring it up at the breakfast table!

You're already 20 years old! Act your age!

Just shut up and shove some food down your mouth.

You're the one who should shut your mouth and keep eating!

Your daughter's 20, but how old are you?

I don't care if I can't go to work today.

I'm going to stitch that mouth with a sewing machine or bury it!

What? You don't own this mouth!

Why do you want to bury my mouth for? Go ahead! Bury it!

What? Stitch it with a sewing machine? Go ahead and try!

Why, you don't think I can do it? I'm the master when it comes to doing it!

Fine, it'll do it.

You can sit back and enjoy your last meal.

Fine then.

Make sure you do it, okay? Try living with a woman with no mouth!

I'll just live quietly with no mouth, just with beady eyes.

You can try talking by yourself for the rest of your life!

Gosh, that's sick. I lost my appetite now.

You're the one who kissed me first.

Why are you doing this to me now?

Accident?

It was a mistake, so don't make a big deal out of it?

You're the one who told me not to make a big deal out of it. Why are you doing this?

Kiss?

Did you kiss my daughter?

No.

I was just trying to put blankets on her.

What? Put blankets? You mean, you two already...

You two... Bong-Gi! Bong-Soon!

No, Father.

We didn't go that far... at the hospital... The blankets at the hospital, Father.

Oh my gosh, in your condition?

You wanted to do it at the hospital in your condition?

But we sent her over so she can take care of you.

What kind of a father are you?

Why don't you bury your son's lips instead of burying mine?

It takes two to make a kiss!

You need two lips to make a kiss!

As you can see, my son was half-handicapped...

... but your daughter was in good health.

She could've just said no.

Stop blaming my son!

What did you just say?

Did they reach a decision?

No, Director.

Please think it over one more time.

Yes, he was wrong.

But I don't think he deserves to be dismissed.

I'm sorry.

Director!

The public opinion doesn't look good.

We can't put any more pressure on the President.

Why do you care so much about what happens to one little guard?

Don't provoke others.

You can write any article on me. I'll cooperate.

Since I never showed myself to the public...

... writing about me will be an exclusive scoop.

I can't tolerate to see the people around me get hurt because of me anymore.

Nam Bong-Gi is an excellent guard.

I can't let him be ostracized by something like this.

Well, too bad.

The article I want to write on is about you and Miss Bong-Soon.

That's the biggest scoop I can find.

But everyone's trying to keep that article off my hands.

I guess something really is going on.

Is Miss Bong-Soon...

Don't bring her name up like that.

She doesn't deserve this maltreatment from you.

If you mess around with her again, I'll make you pay for it.

This is beginning to sound even more interesting.

By the way, how's your wife?

What a relief.

She doesn't know what's going on because of her condition.

It seemed like your daughter and Miss Bong-Soon get along very well...

Now that you have your scoop, put Guard Nam back where he belongs.

You can sue, or write an article.

But do it to me, not him!

(Yeah right, stop playing games with me.)

(You're acting all weird and can't even look him in the eye because you like him.)

It was an accident and a mistake.

Let's not make a big deal out of it.

But he said he liked me.

And now what? An accident? A mistake?

Why is he giving me the cold shoulders all of a sudden?

As if I like him! I don't like you either!

Who? Bong-Gi?

Yeah right! You're not fooling anymore.

Can't you see that big-ass heart stuck on your eyes?

You little fox.

You've been feeding him, putting him to bed, and washing him.

You've been acting like his wife, and now you're just friends?

Think of how you felt when Bong-Gi was still unconscious.

Nee nee Koopenda Ue Ue.

Ungiya kutanda.

Abdi bogoh ka.

Nga kyora dwe gee reh.

Kocham Cie.

(Tibetan: Nga kyora dwe gee reh)

(Do you want to delete the selected file?)

(Your file has been deleted.)

(Deleting...)

(You have no files.)

Your lunch is here.

Korean, Chinese, Western, or Japanese.

What would you like?

I won't eat it unless it's Papua New Guinean or New Caledonian.

Take it away.

Today's my day off.

You can make me do whatever you want.

Then...

First of all, you can remove Bong-Hee's droppings.

She's been pooping so much The stench is killing me.

Why are you just standing there? Remove her droppings.

You know what?

I didn't like you at all.

I liked your money.

Your expensive glasses, expensive necktie, expensive watch, and your car.

What really took my breath away was your restaurant, not you.

It wasn't Ki Hyung-Do, but Ki Hyung-Do the business man.

I really didn't like you. I didn't like you at all.

But why...

Why do I feel so sad right now?

Now that I have to let you go...

Now that I have to let you be with some other girl...

I can't stand it.

You know what?

I was so disappointed at first when you gave me this silver ring.

But looking at this shabby ring everyday made me feel as if I'm becoming nicer.

I liked that feeling.

You make be want to be a nicer person.

Don't ever take this off again.

You're offering alcohol to a patient instead of medicine.

You're such a quack.

Anything from a doctor counts as medicine.

As your doctor, I think you should drink this.

Bottom's up!

How come this medicine tastes so sweet?

The more I drink it, the sweeter it gets.

Can I take my bandage off today if I drink all this?

You didn't take it off yet?

Drink this, and take that off.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I didn't want to stay in that empty house all by myself.

I had a tough time getting through today.

I can't serve you anymore, and it's all my fault.

I'm sorry.

I was just starting to like you.

What a shame.

I thought I was just starting to get the hang of being a guard.

It really is a shame.

I thought I can finally do this job because I like it, not because of my mom.

Where can he possibly be at this hour in that state?

Why, I ought to tie those big feet of his.

Come on, girl.

Bong-Hee.

Don't you do anything but poop all day long?

Remember what I told you?

Go poop over there!

That stinks!

(French: Je t'aime, Spanish: Te quiero Chinese: Wo ai ni, Polish: Kocham ci...)

Nee nee Koopenda Ue Ue.

Ungiya kutanda.

Abdi bogoh ka.

Hey hillbilly.

Kocham cie.

A pirim gi yanya.

What?

Nga kyora dwe gee reh.

(Korean: Sa Rang Hae English: I love you)

Idiot.

What a fathead.

(Hillbilly)

Yes?

Where are you right now?

Where are you?

Bye.

I'll go home when I feel like it.

She says no.

Not me, no way.

Let's dash over to the wild prairie!

Let's drink up the youthful sun!

To that hill over there, where the rainbows are shining brighter than jewels!

The hope for tomorrow is calling upon us.

Wake up, my young friend!

Why did you drink so much?

You should've stopped at the right time.

Just one more. Let's have just one more, Father.

Just one more, please?

Father.

Yes?

You know what?

I hate having a President as my father.

I was always nervous about what'll happen to you.

I always tried hard not to cause any trouble for you.

I took pride in myself for doing a good job so far, but not this time.

I'm sorry.

But let me be sorry for just one more time.

Please reconsider Guard Nam Bong-Gi's dismissal.

He did it for me.

He's an excellent guard, who guarded my heart as well as my body.

Don't lose a good guard just because he's a burden right now.

I told you not to follow me.

Come on!

I told you not to follow me! Why don't you listen to me for a change?

Are you copying me right now?

Fine then. Try to copy this!

And this too!

Who are you?

Are you two friends?

Why you little...

You're right.

A friend...

A friend.

Why are you so drunk? You're a sick man.

Let me go. I can walk by myself.

You can go now. I'm almost home.

I had a great time today, thanks.

Hey hillbilly.

Could you send him off for me?

Are you crazy? What are you trying to take off?

No!

Huh?

What are you doing in my room at this hour?

Hey there, friend!

Friend...

But I really don't want to be your friend.

I want you to look at me as a man, like you do someone else.

Bong-Soon.

I wish you were my girl.

But I'll be your friend.

Let's just be friends.

I can try to be your friend.

To tell you the truth...

My head aches nowadays because of you.

I feel as though a piece of stone is stuck in there.

My heart aches and my eyes ache too.

I thought you were just a friend...

... but imagining life without you made me feel so miserable.

My heart ached so much, I thought I was going to die.

I think I like you.

Don't cry.

Come on, be a man.

Don't cry, okay?

How many people were mobilized total?

- About 250 people... - About 250 people.

- This is the village headman. - Thank you for your efforts.

This place nearly turned into a lake!

This year's crop has gone to waste!

I feel horrible myself.

God knows how bad you must feel.

We'll do our best to restore everything soon.

What happened to Guard Nam Bong-Gi?

The management will dismiss him later today.

Did you think this through until the end?

Yes.

How much farmer's care do you think it takes for this grain...

... to become rice and end up in our food table?

I don't know.

They say the letters for 'rice' is made up of two 'eights'.

Eighty-eight times?

It takes eighty-eight to make a grain of rice.

Even more care is needed to make a man.

I heard he was a good guard.

It seems like you made that decision because you didn't want to burden me.

I want you to make him a stronger and better guard.

Mr. President!

Thank you.

Thank you so much!

What are you going to do from now on?

I'll think about it.

Carry on.

Okay.

Take care.

Work hard, even though I can't join you.

See you in three months. Just get well soon, man.

- Director! - What?

Dude, you should lose that temper of yours.

I'm looking forward to working with you again.

Thank you, Director!

I'll do my best! Yes, Sir!

Hey there, Boss.

I'm here, and you're over there.

I'm here, and you're over there, Ms. Wang.

I'm here, and you're over there.

Well, you're not there, and I'm here.

What's this? A spoof of 'King And The Clown?'.

What the? 'The Man And The Clown?'.

This is one of those nasty movies? It's not for the theater, right?

It is.

It'll be in the theaters.

Yeah right! Let's just hope it'll make the final cut.

That's this? Everyone gets naked, and they only shoot in motels.

I knew this was going to happen when you told me you're in a movie.

Don't do it.

What do you know about film?

This is art!

Art, my butt.

This is nasty.

Don't do it, okay?

I have no choice.

I should at least earn enough for your lunch money.

No one wants to cast me for a decent movie. I need to do something!

It's hot! Hot! Hot! Why is it so hot in here?

I'd love to eat some soybean noodles at a time like this.

Your brother's back, Bong-Hee!

Are you sober now?

Yes, as you can see.

Do you remember what happened last night?

Why?

Do I need to remember something?

I have something to tell you.

If I made a mistake while I was drunk, I'm sorry.

Just forget about it.

Bong-Gi!

Abdi bogoh...

What?

Huh?

Oh.

No, nothing. Just watch out for Bong-Hee's poop.

I'm completely over you now.

You don't need to worry about me anymore.

I think I can go back to my old self.

You know how cool I am, right? I have a great personality.

Abdi bogoh ka.

Nee nee Koopenda Ue Ue.

Te quiero.

Nga kyora dwe gee reh.

For me?

Yes.

Soybean noodles, everyone!

You said you were craving for soybean noodles. She made some for you.

Yoon-Hee.

Thanks.

I'll enjoy it.

This is delicious! It's delicious!

No wonder you're a Blue House cook!

It's good, isn't it?

You didn't even put salt in it. Put in some salt!

Nee nee Koo....

What?

What is it?

Have some soybean koodles. I set the table outside.

Soybean koodles?

Is that how you say noodles in Kangwon?

Anyways, thanks.

You...

I thought you were a ghost!

Tie your hair.

You look weird.

I have something to tell you.

What now?

Hurry up, I have to go.

Well...

Nga...

- What? - Nga kyo...

Are you trying to tell me it stinks too much in there because you just pooped?

No, not that.

What I meant was... Nga...

Oh, forget it. I don't care! I need to go now!

Nga kyora dwe gee reh, Bong-Gi.

Fathead...

You should watch that arm for a while.

And don't forget to come for physical therapy.

Okay, thanks.

(Thanks for everything! Get well soon, and make me some special ramen.)

(I love you, Mr. Dog! - Soo-Kyung)

(l love you, bro! Get well soon. - Soo-Jin)

(You're always the great sky behind me. Abdi bogoh ka!)

Abdi bogoh ka.

Nee nee Koopenda Ue Ue.

Kocham cie.

I love you.

I'm crazy in love with you, Bong-Gi.

Spread your hands out.

Your back! Straighten your back a little more.

I do this everyday, but I never seem to get better.

What's this?

It's a ginseng drink.

Starting from today, drink this instead of green juice.

This is the best energy drink for the summer.

You can drink it after you've been sweating a lot.

Thanks. I'll enjoy it.

How's work?

Hard, but I like it. It's satisfying.

A food made by me can become our people's hearts, culture, and even pride.

It's very fulfilling.

Thanks.

For cooking and serving up words that a president like me wants to say...

... and couldn't say.

We have one month left before Queen Elizabeth's visit to Korea.

This is her second visit after her first visit in '99 left a good impression on her.

Let's serve the Korean's beautiful hearts and culture in a table this time too.

That's right.

Why don't you all tell me your opinions?

Since she values tradition and beauty, what about a Korean royal dish?

Something aesthetically and visually beautiful...

... like ambrosia casserole or three-colored wheat wraps.

We can also serve ribs with western vegetables...

... to make her feel comfortable with Korean food.

Since the Queen is well advanced in age, we should go with tender and plain food.

For the appetizer, we should serve gruel along with the wheat wraps.

The ambrosia casserole shouldn't be too salty...

... so she'll feel comfortable eating lots of it.

We should serve the ribs without the bones...

... and serve it with sweet sauce for her taste.

I wonder if Charles is coming.

How come it's always the Queen?

Oh, come on. Charles is an old man.

Maybe Prince William or Prince Harry.

He wasn't that hot when he was young, but he looks dignified now that he's old.

He's still a crown prince. A crown prince!

When are we ever going to see a crown prince?

He's still the Crown Prince?

When is he going to become the King?

I guess he'll die as a prince.

You ignorant fool.

Why do you care if he dies as a prince or a king? Mind your own life.

At least he'll die a prince.

You're about to die as a single old woman!

- Ok-hee! - What?

Be quiet, you two!

Watch your mouth!

Why, really... This is too much!

We aren't here to make any trouble, why have us stand in line for so long...

Why, really... What the hell are they doing?

- That's right! - My thoughts exactly!

Why, how long have we been in line now? Almost an hour!

Try go talk to them!

It's such a hot day, too!

We might end up dying of heat stroke even!

Why keep us standing here for...

- Enough already! - Mom!

We're being stared at! Please!

So what? You shush! I'll go and fix it!

Mom!

Please step aside! Don't you know who I am?

Guard Nam! Look, look!

Guard Nam. This is no way to treat the guests.

These are all families of the guards. Why all this searching and screening?

- Could you get back in line, please? - Get back? Get back where?

You know me, right? So let me in.

Follow the protocol, please.

Yes, I'd like to follow the protocol, too.

But why subject us to this after inviting us here?

You think we came here with bombs, huh?

Anyone here with bombs? Anyone?

- Nope. - See? No bombs here!

At the airport, there's the security screening.

What would happen if we eliminate that just because it's a little inconvenient?

Do you think we should get rid of it then?

Why, that's diff...

At the airport, there could be a terrorist bombing. Here, no such thing!

- Here... - It's far more dangerous here than any airport.

The security procedures are not just for the safety of the President...

... but also for all of you invited guests, as well.

Even though the procedure may be somewhat inconvenient...

... I hope you realize its rationale and kindly understand.

- He's right. - He's right.

- We should do as he says. - Just grin and bear it.

We now invite you to the spectacular world of Tae Kwon Do!

Please give them a round of applause!

Next, you'll witness a chain of guarding process.

This is a very dangerous, but important guarding process.

You will witness how these guards will protect the President...

... in a crowded place against armed weapons.

Please give them a round of applause!

Please give them another round of applause!

Attention! Take a bow.

Leave me alone. Forget it. It's my job.

If you get hurt again, it's my hands that'll kill you.

I'm quite competent as a guard of Korea.

It is my job and destiny to get hurt and die.

Since I need to protect the President, I can't let you kill me.

Why, you little...

Let me go!

Father!

What's this?

Vichyssoise soup? For me?

What for?

It's not even my birthday.

You always cook for others, but never for yourself.

You never have enough time to eat anything.

This is a one and only special soup for you, made by Yeo Bong-Soon.

It's good.

The soup is good, and so is your heart.

This is really, really delicious.

Thank you for teaching me how to cook, and how to be happy through cooking.

I think you've learned everything you need from me.

Take good care of Bong-Soon.

If you make my sister cry, I'm going make you shed tears of blood.

And please do something about that temper of yours.

I don't have a temper! I'm a gentle little sheep. A sheep!

You don't know how lovely and gentle I am!

Don't ever say that again. You just hurt my feelings.

2905!

Why don't you keep your eyes on the road, you scumbag!

What the? Will you look at that?

Hey 2905!

Keep your eyes on the road, you scumbag!

Which driving school did you graduate from?

Hey! Who's your instructor?! Call your instructor right now!

Hey!

Here, eat this.

You're taking forever to crack an egg.

- This is good. - You think so too?

This tastes the best in here.

I can't believe you can eat like that after throwing a fit...

... because you didn't want to come.

Anyways, did you consider remodeling to a second-story house like I said?

Stop paying attention to someone else's house. Just pay your rent when it's due!

Someone else's house?

We'll be one family soon.

It'll be great! The in-laws living together on 1st and 2nd floor!

What are you going to do about the construction and labor fees?

Are you going to pay for them?

What labor fees?

You're a carpenter, right? You do it yourself!

And there's the Director and Bong-gi too... That's 3 fit man. So what's the problem?

Why, are we your slaves or something?

You just can't miss a chance to work us to death!

I just want all of us to live well, that's all! What "work us to death"?

Just having a nostril-sized house doesn't give you the right to such mean words!

Are your nostrils that big? Let's try putting it in there!

Did I ever say to really put a house up my nostril? It's a hyperbole!

Why, this guy has such a way of messing up the meaning of words...

Fine then! Try living with someone who'll stick a house up her nostril!

What? Hey, Bong-gi! Forget it!

Hey, Bong-Sun! It can never be Bong-Gi! Never!

Apple never falls too far from the tree! Never, never!

Why really! What a speech with such little nostrils... Really...

Where the hell did they go?

Stop touching me!

Just sit still.

We're the only ones here.

- I'm cold. - You're cold?

But I'm hot.

Come over here.

But I'm still cold.

Kids these days... They don't know when and where the right time and place is!

Can't they read?

Please refrain from excessive romancing in public areas.

Can't you read Korean?

I feel sorry for their parents. I wonder if they know what their kids are up to?

Why you!

Okay now!

- Come over here! - Go home!

- The drama's over! - Show's over!

Bong-Gi!

Subtitles provided by MBC America. Minor Edits/Timing by pc.

(Thank you for watching Crazy in Love. Abdi bogoh ka!)