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Brother, give me a CS301.

301.. that's 75 rupees.

Brother, MTH201.

Chotu, 2 MTH201.

Aren't you're early today?

Did you finish binge-watching GOT?

Brother, don't try to be our father.

And hurry up.

150.

Listen...

You won't understand anything from the notes alone.

Take the handouts as well.

Then keep this, and give us just that.

Then why didn't you tell us this before, Brother?

Because I am not your father. Right?

200 rupees extra.

Happy end sem.

3 gel pens.

30 rupees...

Any notes, handouts?

Huh!

We're not like the rest of the assholes.

We'll study for three hours, sleep for seven and score 80 percent.

We have a...

mother.

They look like assholes, but how come they are so chilled?

That too during exams.

Must be toppers.

How about some tea?

I have a can full of it.

You see, even I am going to be up all night with the entire college.

During end-sems exams...

...the space-time continuum of the entire college is shaken to bits.

Everything becomes fast-paced.

Eating. Drinking. Jerking.

Reading room, Tv room, CCs are empty.

The only thing filled is the library.

During this high-pressure condition, some are busy giving justifications...

Mom, I attended all the lectures.

I even prepared notes.

But maybe I am a little dull.

While some are making a mess.

Sorry, Gitika.

'The placement I'll get from this score...'

'...won't be enough to fulfill your dreams.'

'I hope you'll be happy with the guy you met on Tinder.'

And in such a situation, only four kinds of people look happy.

Second, professors.

I give the same paper every year.

No one knows.

Professor Damru, this time I've set the entire paper out of syllabus.

What?

Everyone calls me 'Dhilu'. Don't they?

This time I will tighten the noose around them.

The third are toppers.

And the gold medal for the best student goes to...

Ravi Teja.

Akanksha, don't take off your top.

These girls!

And the last, really dumb students.

So what if Chirag isn't here.

I am there.

What are you going to do?

Are you going to help us in pass the exam?

Why? Are you doubting me?

Son, in the mid-sems he got 15 marks.

And I got 6.

- And you got 1/2...for neatness. - Yes.

And because of the professor's TA... What's his name?

- Janardhan. - Janardhan.

He's from Rohtak.

It's MTH101...

...and not some bull getting castrated here, which you'll teach us.

I see...so I am good for nothing?

Okay.

Go ahead, wait for Chirag.

We are going to do just that. Dumb fuck!

Because you let him go.

You should have stopped him at any cost.

How could I?

His local guardian had diarrhea.

Jaat, what's bigger? diarrhea or exams?

His guardian's got diarrhea and we'll get screwed.

No...

We're already screwed.

"I am on my way."

"Yes, I am on my way."

Yeah, Ankit.

Actually, uncle's got diarrhea.

He had 4 packs of noodles last night.

With extra butter.

His condition is critical.

It's just diarrhea. He will be fine.

What are you going to do about it?

I'll give moral support.

He's my local guardian.

He has no one in this city except for me.

But you have your end-sem exams, what if you score low?

You're absolutely right. My end-sems are gonna be bad.

I had to stop my 4th revision mid-way.

Let Ravi Teja top this exam.

But I can't leave my uncle in the middle of this shit.

The situation is pretty fluid.

Listen, take care of your uncle, and we'll handle ourselves.

Do you have indigestion as well, Ankit?

Ankit.

Brother, MTH101.

2 notes.

What happened? You had a mother.

Got fucked!

Here you go.

Jhantoo

We'll have to find a new mother.

(Incoherant murmer)

Teach us too, bro.

I have barely finished two books so far.

What did this bloody professor teach us?

It's not even on fucking Google.

I can teach you 'Sequence'...

...but I was myslef planning to learn about 'Series' from Chirag.

Is there a difference between 'Sequence' and 'Series'?

First of all, write Epsilon.

Then write Delta.

Which one is smaller, Delta or Epsilon?

Looks like Delta.

No sweetheart, you're doing it wrong.

Epsilon is the one that looks like E.

And the other one that looks like 'Tha' in Hindi is Delta.

Ravi.

Ravi.

- Teja. - Yes.

Do you understand Convergence and Divergence?

It's obvious.

But teach us the ones that are important.

No, no. To me all the concepts are important.

I don't discriminate between concepts.

You have such pure thoughts!

But we don't have the time to understand the entire thing.

What's there to understand? It's obvious.

Just recall the class lectures.

Oh...You never attended classes. Right?

Anyway, do one thing. Just go through the old assignments.

But you never did any of the assignments. Right?

Are you tutoring us or humiliating us?

It's obvious.

Suresh, this college is just like my ex.

Regular attendance doesn't mean a thing.

They only judge on performance.

No...this is wrong.

- I am telling you. - What do we do now?

I'll tell you.

- Hello. - Hello.

Why did you call at this hour?

- Are you free? - Yeah!

I mean...yeah.

Can you teach us?

Yes. Come over.

Great...Jhantoo and I are coming over.

I don't hit on two guys at a time. I mean i don't tutor two guys.

What are you hearing? Pervert.

What was that?

She must be going through her periods.

- Hello. - Hello, Ankit.

Are you all right? Why did you call so late?

Late? We always talk at this...

Sorry.

Did you sleep early today?

Yes.

The end-sems start tomorrow.

And, if I don't get 8 hours of sleep, I can't concentrate.

You're still awake?

Yeah, I didn't finish my syllabus.

Ohh...

- But, why did you call? - Actually...

...to wish you luck .

You could've wished me tomorrow.

Anyway, Thank you.

- Same to you. Good night. - I...

Did you tell her that you're in trouble?

If she really loves you, then she will call you back...

...and teach us as well.

Bro...

Let's get real.

We'll study for seven hours straight and won't sleep.

Behind every engineering graduate in this country, there is always a 'Chirag'...

...who tutors all the assholes in the end, and helps them pass.

The education system of this country is functioning...

...because of these 'Chirags' and not the professors.

So whenever someone loses his 'Chirag'...

...his plight becomes just like Kapil Sharma without Sunil Grover.

Take them for example.

Under the immense pressure, they are turning into Darsheel Safari.

They were never stars, but soon they will crash-land on the ground.

But still, if they study hard during this end time, then as we call it...

They can crack it.

But the problem is that instead of focusing on the present...

...they will either be stuck in the past...

We should have attended the classes.

Bunking classes doesn't make you cool.

I should have compromised when I had the time.

It doesn't make me gay if I do it once.

'Or gets stuck in the future.'

I'll make sure I get 100% attendance in the next semester and score 10 points.

I hope I get a D this time.

I would rather fail then get a D.

It is easy to say.

You'll have to repeat the same course next year with your juniors.

When you study with your juniors, no one says it on your face...

...but everyone thinks you're a loser.

I, Ram Kishore Chaubisi...

...sole proprietor of Exact Photocopy Centre can lay a bet...

...that they can't study for more than 30 minutes with complete focus.

I mean when the semester began with ragging...

...then it must end with ragging as well.

Man...these professors are so pathetic.

Teachers at the coaching class tutored so well. They worked hard...

...and ensured that you understand.

Jhantoo, I hope you remember that you dropped four years before this.

So?

How can he sleep so peacefully?

His father's loaded.

His father was loaded even during the mid-sems.

But he was still scared like a wimp.

He will wake up and study. With a fresh mind.

I think I'll take a power nap as well.

I'll study once I'm fresh.

Don't sleep, because you won't wake up.

I am not sleeping, just a nap. Wake me up.

- Just wake me up. - Okay, fine.

Didn't I say?

Every stupid fool who kept awake the entire semester...

...will feel sleepy tonight.

This five-minute nap has ruined many careers.

I'll check on Quora how to finish the entire syllabus in one night.

I am sure some idiot has asked this question and answered it himself.

Jhantoo..a guy here says, don't see what questions are being asked.

Just write whatever you know.

You get step marking anyways.

Great.

Another guy writes...

You must revise last years question paper.

Similar questions are ought to come.

Another guy writes...Neil Armstrong didn't land on the moon.

What...

Jhantoo, check this out.

Watch the full video on Youtube.

The moon landing was a fake and was shot by Stanley Kubrick.

When Sir Tim Berners Lee invented the internet...

...he thought it will bring people closer.

But now it's the internet that doesn't let people pass.

Jhantoo..no matter what, Alia is cute.

I wish my Akanksha had the same looks.

Akku.

It's 3 am.

It's 3 am.

Oh fuck.

Jhantoo

Jhantoo

Wake up.

- Jhantoo Jhantoo - I am not saying no, sir.

But at least put on a condom first.

What are you blabbering?

Jhantoo, it's been an hour, wake up.

Wake up. Come on, wake up.

You guys are not letting me sleep.

You'll ruin my exam.

Asshole, why are you sleeping?

Do you know which one is smaller, epsilon or delta?

Do you know the difference between 'Sequence' and 'series'?

I'll just go and write.

He'll just go and write.

- Listen, Jhantoo - Yes.

I read on Quora that we should review last year's question papers.

Yeah. So let's go ask someone to explain that to us.

Do you have the question paper?

Last year's question paper?

I haven't seen it anywhere.

I don't think it's available.

Maybe one of the seniors have it?

101? No chance.

101?

Give me a copy as well if you find it.

I failed last year.

I don't have the paper, but LinAl weightage was 60%

Here you go. Use this.

LinAl what?

Let it be, son. Let it be.

You won't find the paper anywhere.

Dumru took it back.

Why do they take the papers back?

He's a lazy bone. Every year he sets the same question paper.

He's absolutely right.

If he has taken the paper back, then he definitely sets the same paper again.

Many professors do that.

But why do they do that?

It saves the professor hard work to make new question papers every year...

...and the TAs don't have to find solutions.

I am sure the professors know it by heart now.

And the TA as well.

Jaat.

Jaat.

Jaat.

What's the matter?

What do you want now?

Forgive me for whatever I said earlier.

I am a month younger than you.

Then listen to your older brother's request. Okay?

That Damru sets the same question paper every year.

And your brother, who's his assistant...

- What's his name? - Janardhan.

- Janardhan. - Janardhan.

Just let me talk to brother Janardhan once.

He must have the paper.

Out of the question.

Please do it. Who does that with his older brother?

Villager. Bull brain. Ignorant.

I take my words back.

Fine, I'll make you speak to him.

Yes.

Tell me.

royaljanardhan@natti.asc.in

All in small.

We're not going to email him now.

Then go to his room and ask him to call me.

Best idea.

Just call him once.

Okay.

Give me his number.

I don't have his number.

Why don't you have his number?

Because TAs don't give their number.

- Email only. - That's only for others.

But he knows you.

We meet every day on the ground.

I even took a selfie yesterday.

Let's go to his room.

Where does he stay?

- I don't know. - What the fuck.

You're joking, aren't you?

He's joking.

The man I talk to every day, why would I need his room number?

Tell me.

You meet a man from your native place in this unfamiliar city...

...who happens to be the TA of your course and you even meet him every day.

You don't bother to know his phone number or his room number?

Yet with full confidence, you said you will introduce him to us.

I give those words back to you.

You are... No, wait.

You are a dumb, villager, ignorant, bloody...

Shall we make chits?

What are we going to write in the chits?

We don't even know what's important.

I'm going to smoke a cigarette and sleep.

I am tired as well.

I am not giving tomorrow's exam.

Let them fail us if they want to.

How long will they do it?

I always believe in learning at my own speed.

Yeah, how can we become engineers studying half-heartedly?

And not like the fake landing on the moon.

I want to actually land on it.

'Go on.'

You believe in them too.

The philosophers inside these engineers are going to awaken.

These bloody lads...

...who can't even clear MTH101 will soon start discussing...

...on everything like Bill Gates to Zuckerburg...

...from the drop out to startups, and from passion...

...to the higher purpose of life.

Chotu, close it properly.

Did you hide the glue sticks?

Those glue addicts try to break in.

Yeah...the message in '3 Idiots' was correct.

'Chase excellence, not success.'

Right. I mean we'll repeat the year if we have to.

- But we'll learn properly. - Yes.

After all, we're the future of the nation.

Correct.

And even Rakhi will be with us next year.

Right, Rakhi?

What's wrong, buddy? What are you thinking?

What can I say?

Maybe you feel that by understanding the concept quickly...

...by asking, or by mugging up, you're not learning anything.

But you're learning to handle pressure.

I don't know what's important to learn in life.

Concept or to handle pressure.

You want to study again next year.

But you can do that even by passing the exam tomorrow.

Today under pressure you will shift your goal...

...then tomorrow you might achieve your goal.

But you will never learn how to handle pressure.

Maybe college wants to teach us that.

Rakhi..

...have you been smoking cigarettes or something else?

Where did you learn these things?

Buzzfeed?

No, from my entrance exams.

I didn't fail because I didn't know.

I was under pressure, I was nervous.

But this time...

Janardhan's room must be in the Ph.D. hostel.

- 6 blocks. - 18 wings.

We have two hours.

But if we wake someone up now, we'll definitely get beaten up.

I have a solution for that.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

There is no Ph.D. student...

...who has completed his thesis without an 84mm.

Let's go.

Hello, sir.

Sir, here is a free cigarette for you.

Sir, do you know Janardhan from the Maths department.

Thank you and no.

Thank God I found you, brother Janardhan.

I am Jatin Kishore. 4th year, first sem.

Best friend of Rupesh Bhati, from Rohtak.

That's not him.

Assholes. All Ph.D. students look the same.

I don't smoke.

That's why you haven't completed your Ph.D. yet.

You should smoke.

It's good for concentration.

Do you know Mr. Janardhan?

- Jaat guy from Rohtak. - Yes, him.

Third last room in the row.

Thanks.

You guys ruined my sleep last night.

Jhantoo, if we couldn't get the question paper...

...after finding Janardhan's room.

It means even God doesn't want us to pass.

Okay. Let's go.

Great...

Both of you are so brave!

You even got to brother Janardhan's room.

To E16.

Yes, I knew his room number and phone number.

But I didn't want to trouble Janardhan at that hour.

And I wanted to trouble you two.

Do you have the question paper as well?

No, I don't have that.

And why do you need the question paper?

- Jaat. - Yes.

Do you know that the same question paper comes each year?

Yes.

We could've solved that paper in advance.

Get good marks.

Then get a good job after CPI.

And then buy a nice house, a nice car...

...and a nice wife after plastic surgery once we earn lots of money.

Understood?

But why do you need a question paper for all that?

You'll end up writing the answers and not the questions.

I took the answer sheet from brother Janardhan.

Now we're going to top.

We wont even need to find a solution.

Jaat!

This guy is a gem!

Close the door. Close the door.

- Huh? - Close the door.

Now I will even let you fuck my ass.

Brother, you're not satisfied yet after getting fucked all night.

Don't let this go out of this room.

Of course not.

"I am on my way."

"I am on my way."

How to find the tertiary limit?

Through Bolzano Weierstrass theorem.

Don't panic, you know everything.

No uncle, I'll handle it. Don't talk to papa.

Or he'll give you a few whacks as well.

Don't you remember how he screwed you the last time?

Learn this. This will come for 20 marks.

Bro, don't be scared of exams.

Be a man.

Who is running? I am going to give the exam.

I have notes. I will revise till the last minute.

Get lost!

No one else is responsible for my death.

Your's sincerely...

Just learn this question.

This will come for 20 marks.

'After noticing the children's face in the exam hall, you can guess...'

'...who's going to do what after they go out.'

'The ones who are struggling...'

'...will discuss the paper once they are out...'

'...and these guys are going to give the answers...'

'...who are cracking it'

'Look at their confidence.'

Son, your question paper.

Don't need it.

I mean I need it. Sorry, sir.

'Nights before the exam prepare the boys for life.'

'After leaving this college...'

'...whether these bright students pass any other exam or not...'

'...but they will never fear any exam again.'

Yes, sir...

Yes, sir, the paper was very tough.

Even the time was very less. Ravi Teja found it very difficult, sir.

- Yes, sir. - Calm down.

I changed the paper after a long time, so even I have no idea.

But I will give grace marks.

Asshole.

You so confidently said that it will come for 20 marks.

You even ruined my suicide note. Bloody...

What now?

We'll get half a mark for neatness.

- Jaat. - Yes.

Brother Janardhan checks the papers, doesn't he?