Original subtitles

♪♪

Are you from earth?

No, I'm not from earth.

I'm not from earth.

And I'm not from earth.

We're not from earth.

They're not from earth.

That's not from earth.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

Never ever heard of it.

Never ever seen it.

Never ever smelled it.

Never ever been there.

Where is...

♪ we're not from earth ♪

Uh, we are.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

♪♪

♪♪

I gotta take these upstairs.

You okay watching the store for a bit?

Mm-hmm.

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

♪♪

Hi!

Ahh!

Just these, please.

Hmm.

Oh, hey, we've got the same name.

I'm Elliott, too.

Mmm, then charge "Elliott" for the milk he spilt.

I already cleaned this place once today.

Sorry.

$9.50.

Sure.

Hey, you know your, um... Oh, this?

It's a stegosaurus!

They're plant eaters from the late Jurassic period.

They had brains the size of...

Uh, no, your backpack's caught on the...

Huh?

Hmm.

Le... let me just try and...

Take your things and get out.

Hey.

You left this.

Pretty cool.

Huh?

♪♪

I got everything for your meeting.

Thanks, kiddo.

And I found another meteorite!

[ Gasps ] Really? Show me!

Mm.

Ah, fusion crust. Put it with the others.

Thanks anyway.

Guess what. I think I just made a new friend.

Ah, hey, that's great.

Well, we're parking up around here tonight anyway,

So maybe you can go hang out with them tomorrow.

Do you really need to wear that all the time?

Mm-hmm.

Frankie: We live in an infinite cosmos.

With millions of galaxies and billions of stars.

Yet so far, we haven't detected life anywhere other than earth.

However, I've spent my career studying rocks.

Specifically, space rocks, meteorites,

anything that's landed on earth from outside our atmosphere

In the last few billion years.

- Oh, no, mom. - And a few years ago, I found something unique.

Something never documented in the history of geology.

Mom, why are you watching that again?

'Cause I think maybe they were right.

This rock was not formed on our planet.

And yet I found it buried within sediment

65 million years old.

Its lack of a fusion crust

means it did not pass through our atmosphere.

Therefore, I believe this is evidence that intelligent life

Traveled to our planet at the time of the dinosaurs.

Intelligent life of extra-terrestrial origin.

[ Crowd murmuring ]

Ah, thank you, doctor, that will be all.

But... the mineral composition is not like anything

- We've ever... - I think you've said enough.

[ Sighs ] No one takes me seriously.

Mom, just forget about them.

But I know I'm right.

There's definitely something about this...

What? Where is it?

Where is it? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mom, it's gotta be around here somewhere.

Wait, your coffee's gone cold.

So?

So, what are you re-heating in the microwave?

[ Gasps ]

♪♪

Oh, thank goodness.

Thanks, kiddo. What would I do without you?

Wait, didn't that damage it?

Nope. Microwaves, x-rays, gamma radiation...

Every test I've done has no effect on it.

That's how I know this is special.

Like you.

Oh, you got ready fast.

Uh-huh, I'll catch you later.

Good luck with your meeting!

Whoa, wait, where are you going?

To meet my friend from the store!

I'm taking my comics and my stegosaurus,

because he said it was cool, but if he's not into dinosaurs,

I've got my rocket ship too and...

Hey! Slow down!

You don't have to rush things.

Don't I? What do you mean?

Well, we never stay anywhere long enough

to get to know anyone.

Look, I'm sorry.

But I think things will be different after this meeting.

Besides, it's not with the usual crazies.

It's with the FBI!

Okay, mom. I'll see you later.

See you later, kiddo.

♪♪

Elliott: Okay. Take it slow.

Just be normal. Just be normal.

Hey.

Again.

Um, you said you liked dinosaurs last night,

So I thought I'd bring some of my comics and...

Oh, um...

I didn't show you what this does.

Check it out.

[ Roars ]

You again. You buying anything?

Um... batteries?

We don't sell 'em.

Okay.

Oh, you got them all back in!

Hey, you missed one!

Let me just...

No, uh, no.

And don't come back.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Frankie: Sorry about these.

It's not every day you get visited by special agents

Such as yourselves. [ Chuckles ]

Um...

Help yourself to some cookies or some cake.

Thank you, ma'am, but that won't be necessary.

Um... it's just I've touched one now

- and, um... - Just eat it.

So you're here about my theory?

Would you like me to recap?

No need. We've seen your...

[ Coughs ]

Sorry. We've seen your video.

Look, I can explain about that. Uh...

No need, ma'am.

We already know this planet has been visited

By extra-terrestrials.

You do?

Yes. And we have proof.

Irrefutable proof.

But I must warn you,

What you're about to see may shock you.

What the...

What is this? A hot tub.

At my parents' cabin.

That's me on the left.

I ate so much ice cream I was sick.

Huh?

"Feline burials and internments."

Ohh.

But we've got more proof!

He's got a tattoo of our weekend in Vegas with a venutian

- on his... - Just go!

[ Scoffs ] Crazy lady.

Fruitcake.

I really should have taken a slice of that fruitcake.

♪♪

- Hey, mom. - Hey, kiddo.

How was it with your new friend?

Not great.

How were the FBI?

Let's just say I wouldn't even trust those guys to Bury a pet.

- What? - Nothing.

Just didn't work out.

But tomorrow is another day,

and I'm sure things will be better

For the both of us at the next place we stop.

There's another impact crater

about a day's drive away that I think we...

So, we're moving again?

Well, yeah... I...

- I mean, I... - Mom, how am I ever going to make friends

If this thing means we're going to be moving every five minutes?

Oh, honey, maybe you're right.

Maybe I've been following this crazy theory for too long.

Whoa, what's happening?

I dunno. But I can't let go!

Beacon: Hibernation protocol complete.

Hello, Elliott, hello, Frankie.

Thank you for activating your transport sphere.

Uh-oh, seems like there's insufficient power

for us to complete our journey.

Ahh!

Scanning for alternative power source.

Ooh, found one.

Follow me!

I knew it, I knew it.

So your space rock just floated, said our names,

and punched a hole in the wall, right?

- Yep. - Thought so.

What do you think we should do?

Follow it?

Yeah.

♪♪

Look. Up there.

There it is.

- Let's go. - Wait.

Gosh darn lights. What's wrong?

I'm kinda banned from that store.

What? How did you...

Never mind. Come on, we'll sneak in the back way.

Oh, it's locked.

Wait a minute.

You can use these to get us up there, right?

You're a scientist!

Yeah, I'm a geologist, honey.

Which isn't much use unless we wait for the building

To erode down to ground level.

There's only more thing I can think of.

Run!

Hey!

Running? That was your plan?

Oh, hey, there's a talking space rock on your roof

If you wanna come see.

Mm. Elliott, come on!

Uh, see you around.

Beacon: Ah, there you are.

We now have sufficient power for our journey.

Ready to go?

But where's it going?

I dunno, I guess back to where it from.

And I think it wants to take us with it.

Initiating hyperspace launch in 10 seconds.

- Come on! - Elliott, wait!

We can't just go, leave earth.

We don't know anything about that thing.

How it got here, who sent it,

Or where it's gonna take us?

Exactly! Don't you want some answers?

But... i...

Besides, we're pretty good at moving, right?

Yeah, I guess we are.

- Three. - Ready?

Two.

Beacon: One.

Hold on tight. Here we go.

♪♪

Uh, sorry.

♪♪

[ Explosion in distance ]

♪♪

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Woman singing operatically ]

narrator: Voyager 1, billions of miles from earth

On its infinite mission into uncharted space.

A testament to humanity's thirst for knowledge,

it will travel the stars

long after our planet is but a distant...

Oh.

Did we hit something?

I don't know!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

♪♪

Aaaah!

We're gonna hit it!

♪♪

♪♪

I...

I think we've stopped.

[ Gasps ]

Beacon: Uh-oh. Looks like I'm out of power.

Deactivating transport sphere.

No, no, no, no, wait!

♪♪

[ Both panting ]

♪♪

Where...

Where are we?

Oh, you didn't take your travel sickness medication.

Yeah, I don't think it would've helped.

And I don't know where we are.

[ Gasps ] Wait.

Where are we?

Let me try.

What planet are we on?

No, no good.

Oh.

Do you think this is the planet it's from?

I don't know.

I was expecting somewhere a little more... Futurey?

And less swampy.

Well, there's atmosphere.

And gravity.

But no sign of intelligent life.

Uh, what's that on your foot?

Huh?

Ugh!

Maybe we should get moving.

Yeah.

Uh, mom, I'm 11.

We don't need to hold hands in public.

Elliott, I'm 36, and we're on an alien planet.

It's for my benefit, not yours.

♪♪

So where do you think everybody is?

No idea.

I don't even know if there is an everybody.

Then who sent your rock?

I don't know.

But now it's got no power, I guess we're stuck here.

Wherever here is.

[ Twig snaps, rustling ]

[ Both gasp ]

Huh?

Hmm?

Oh, look.

What is that?

It looks like some kind of...

[ electricity zaps ] Ow!

Well, one thing we know... Don't touch the electric frogs.

Finger.

♪♪

Okay, don't touch the electric talking frogs.

Got it.

Come on, help me u...

♪♪

Mom?

[ Whispering ] Elliott...

Don't... make... A sound.

♪♪

[ Sniffing ]

That's my nose.

[ Roars ]

Was that a dinosaur?

It can't be.

Elliott? Where are you going?

Come back here!

I think I scared it.

You scared it?!

You don't even know what it is!

Elliott!

You can't just...

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

[ Whimpering ]

It's alright.

You can come out.

Yes, we come in peace.

What are you saying?

I'm not coming out.

You'll never find me.

Uh, I know you're behind that rock.

[ Gasps ] You can see me?

Uh, yeah.

But how? I'm really good at hiding.

I guess we're really good at finding.

Mm.

[ Sniffing ]

I haven't smelled you here before.

Yeah, we kind of just arrived.

I think I know the answer to this, but...

Did you bring us here?

I don't think so.

Is there anyone here who might know?

Anyone we can talk to?

Mm, yeah.

But you have to be very quiet.

In there.

♪♪

Library.

Aah! [ Sighs ]

Can... can you help us?

Something.

Uh, it's just that... Radiator.

We need... Baroness.

Yeah, um, we've already met the talking frogs,

And I'm not sure they're going to be able to help us.

The talking hole has talking frogs in it?

No, no, no, it's just the frogs talking.

Oh. Really?

Narcissist.

But there's nothing there.

You can't see them?

No.

Oh, uh, do you wanna try these?

[ Sniffs ]

No, no, no, um, you wear them.

Here.

- Treasure. - Conduct.

Wobble.

[ Gasps ] You were right.

There are talking frogs in the talking hole!

No, no, no, there... There never was a...

Talking...

Huh?

Wow, the sun sure sets fast around here.

Yeah, really, really fast.

♪♪

Wow, this planet is like nothing I've ever seen.

♪♪

What?

Are you...

Are you a...

A dinosaur?

I don't know.

What's a dinosaur?

Oh, they're like...

Oh, they're like this!

[ Roars, distorts ]

Except this one's out of batteries.

I don't think I'm one of those.

I'm much bigger.

So, is it just you here? Is there a city?

Civilization?

No. It's just me.

Oh. Have you always been here?

As long as I can remember.

Then how did you learn our language?

I didn't. How did you learn mine?

We didn't.

Hmm, maybe there's something here that means

we can understand each other.

What's this planet called?

What do you mean what's it called?

Oh, well, everything has a name.

Our planet is called earth.

That's its name.

And I'm called Frankie.

And I'm Elliott.

Why?

Well, names help us identify different things.

No, why Elliott?

Oh, um, uh...

Wait, why is my name Elliott?

Well, your mom and I thought you were gonna be a girl,

so we were gonna call you Maureen, after your aunt mo.

Mo. Mo.

But you were a boy,

- And we kinda named you after a weatherman. - Mo.

I'm named after a weatherman?

- You know, the one from channel 7. - Mo, mo, mo.

- The one with oversized glasses and funny bowties. - Mo.

I'm named after a quirky weatherman?

Can my name be mo?

I like it. It sounds round.

Mo.

Uh, yeah.

[ Yawns ] Mo.

Mo. Mo.

[ Yawns ]

You should try and get some sleep too.

Been quite a Wednesday, huh?

Do they even have wednesdays here?

I don't know what they have up here, kiddo.

But for now, it looks like it's just the three of us.

[ Gasps ] Did you see that?

It's over there.

What is it?

Come on, let's follow it.

What about mo?

We'll come back and find him.

♪♪

I think I can get it! [ Grunts ]

♪♪

Elliott, don't look down!

Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold on!

Okay. [ Grunts ]

♪♪

Aah!

Aaaah!

Huh?

♪♪

Almost got it!

Ow!

[ Groans ]

Elliott. Elliott, did you get it?

What?

Oh.

[ Rustling ] [ Both gasp ]

♪♪

Looking for this?

What the...? You're standing up?

Well, you are, so I thought I'd give it a go!

It meant I could catch this.

What is it?

Rur-20.

Must be some kind of robot.

Okay, now I am confused.

What is goi...

♪♪

Oh, great.

We're on an alien planet,

And I think we're about to be abducted by aliens.

♪♪

Mom, it's a spaceman.

An actual spaceman.

Yeah, and he's...

Fast asleep?

Kane: What do you mean I'm fast asleep?

Of course, such an advanced being would communicate

directly with our minds using telepathy!

No, I'm not, I'm using my mouth.

And it's down here.

[ Gasps ] It's got two heads!

- So do you. - No...

We're two different people.

Hey! Get off that!

What do you think you're doing?

Huh? Hey, hey, he's not to know.

He's never seen one before!

I wasn't talking to him, I was talking to him!

Hey, wake up!

Huh? [ Yawns ]

Hm?

- Morning? - Mah?!

Yes, I know. Which means only one thing...

You've not been doing your checks again, have you?

No wonder the boss has got his beady eye on us.

Why did you give them access down here?

- Mahmah? - You didn't?

He's right. We... we crash-landed.

My mom's talking space rock brought us here.

Yeah, this.

Where is it? I must have dropped it.

Oh, so you're littering as well as

Punching a hole in the exo-wall.

It's gonna take this little fella months to fix it.

Beep beep.

He's had to cancel his vacation and everything.

His stepmom was devastated. Beep beep.

Yeah, alright, don't milk it.

Exo-wall? How do you build a wall

around your planet?

A wall around my pl...

W-what are you talking about?

We're not on a planet.

We don't know. We don't know where we are.

We don't even know what day it is.

- It's Wednesday. - Hm.

They do have wednesdays in space.

Of course we do.

It's the 8th Wednesday in klarch.

And you're in biosphere 1138.

Er... Biosphere?

[ Sighs ] Yes, you know,

one of the environmentally- sensitive biospheres

that create the living conditions

For everyone on the centrium.

Centrium?

Is that where we are? Okay that's it.

I don't know who you guys are, but I'm not a tour guide

And you're not supposed to be in here.

I am! I live here.

Ha ha, very funny.

Yeah. That's mo.

He's been here his whole life.

That's it.

I can just about tolerate wanton environmental destruction

And littering, but nobody likes a liar.

We'll soon clear this matter up.

Here we go, your biosignatures say

you two have been down here 12 hours,

And the green fella's been down here...

Mahhh.

He has been down here that long.

How did you miss that?

- Mah. - Gone?

He's not gone, he's right there!

Oh, he's gone!

If the boss sees him, we'll lose our job!

Elliott, wait! Oh...

Ergh!

Hmm? [ Skittering ]

Ooooh...

[ Skittering continues ]

Well, the swelling's reduced, but it's still a little tender.

Yeah I didn't ask.

Er... Excuse me.

Have you seen a little guy?

Hey, hey, hey. No, no... stop, stop, stop!

Quick, come back

No one can see you.

They can't?

Why, what's happened to me?

No, no, no. I need you to hide!

Oh...

Wait, but if no one can see me, why do I need to hide?

No, they can see you!

I just don't want them to.

You're confusing...

But you're in luck! I'm an expert at hiding!

Great, then you hide here and I'll go get the others.

Hmm.

[ Portal buzzing ]

[ Gasps ]

Elliott, you've gotta stop running off!

Woah.

I know, we teleported, onto a spaceship!

Hey!

Over here. Quick.

Oh, I dunno what I'm gonna get her.

What did you get her last year?

- Some ants. - What, again?

Come on.

- Where's mo? - Who?

Oh, the green one from your planet?

No. Mo's not from earth.

Well, my scanner says he is.

Mom, that means he is a dinosaur!

Whatever he is, he's gonna be difficult to find

'Cause he's hiding around here some...

Yeah, his hiding needs a little work.

Right. I've gotta get you three to blend in.

Stay in here while I think of something.

I'll be back in a minute.

Mo, you're from earth too!

You are a dinosaur!

I am?

Yeah, but how did you get here?

I dunno. Wait.

Does that mean there are other me's on your planet?

Uh, yeah... About that.

Whoa, look at this place!

♪♪

I need a bio-suit.

What does the sign say?

Ring bell for attention.

[ Sighs, bell clicks ]

What? [ Clicking ]

It's not working.

Yeah, I took the dingy bit out.

I was getting interrupted all the time.

Oh, for... Look, can I please get a bio-suit?

You're already wearing one.

Hm. Alright.

[ Zipper zips ]

Ding. I need a bio-suit.

Hm. Well played.

[ Laughs ] Worked a treat.

Right, where did you put our bio-suit?

Mah.

What do you mean you threw it away?!

How did you even do that without me noticing?

Oh.

You clever sausage.

Ding. Yeah, I'm gonna need another bio-suit.

♪♪

[ Slow motion ] Wow.

[ Laughing in slow motion ]

[ Slow motion ] Wheee...

This is amazing.

Incredible.

Alright put this on and we'll sneak you out...

Er, what are you doing?

What is all this?

The washroom.

[ Normally ] The washroom?!

Captain's log...

[ Squirt ] Eww...

I'd wash your hands if I were you.

Eugh!

Not in that!

Next.

Clear.

Every day.

Every day they make us go through this.

And every day you tell me about it.

Next.

I think it's a disgrace they don't trust us.

- Stop. - What?

What have you got? Nothing.

What have you got?

[ Sighs ] A babbledrog.

Squeamish.

Why have you taken a babbledrog?

Uhh...

to teach my daughter about how these beautiful creatures

create the language on the centrium

So we can all communicate with each other...

in peace and Harmony?

Alright, she wanted to make it say bad words

so she could impress her little friend down the skate park.

Put it back.

But it's her birthday!

Put. It. Back!

[ Sighs ] I'll just have to give her some more ants then.

Next.

♪♪

[ Laughs nervously ]

Ha. You got no chance. Eggplant.

Get it together, will ya?

Yeah. This isn't exactly comfortable.

Shh. Just get in line and wait for my signal.

[ Whimpers ] Balzac: Next.

[ Scanner warbles ]

Clear.

Hello there.

Next.

[ Scanner warbles ]

Clear. Next.

Oh, hey, boss. I'd just like to say,

'cause you probably don't hear it enough...

I think you're very good at your job.

Do not distract me.

Exactly, exactly. That's what I like about you.

Not easily distracted.

- Next. - Kretzel?

I said do not distract me.

- Next! - Me?

Yes, you. Next!

Err... Err... I...

I bet you can't be distracted by anything!

Not even that massive distraction over there!

Do not distract me!

Errr...

- Meh meh meh. - What?

You think he's got nice hair?

You do? You like my hair?

What?

Y... yes.

What specifically do you like about it?

Er... I like the, um...

- Meh. - Volume?

That's most kind of you.

I did it differently today,

And nobody else has commented on it.

Yeah...

Anyway, gotta be going.

Oh... ha... forgot to go through the scanner.

No, no, you don't have to.

Okay.

[ Splash ]

Er...

What are you doing?

I'm winking.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, er, now just give me the suit back

and then take that elevator up to the city.

Nice, voluminous hair? Mah.

Yeah, I know it worked, but it's made it awkward.

Now he's winking at us.

What do we do when we get up there?

Sorry, can't help ya, gotta get back

and get that exo-wall fixed.

Um, but we don't know any...

Brett: Mah. Wait?

What do you mean wait? Mah.

What? We can't just leave them alone in a big city

where they don't know anyone, with no place to live

and so many unanswered, burning questions

about the incredible yet complex set of circumstances

they've found themselves in?

- Mah. - Mm, you're right.

We can't just leave them with nothing.

[ All sigh ]

Mom always said he was the kind one.

Here. Take these.

What? Kretzels?

Good luck.

[ Elevator clanks ]

[ Gasps ]

We're moving.

Look.

♪♪

Announcer: You are arriving at sector lv426.

Centrium city east.

[ Elevator hissing ]

[ Whooshing ]

♪♪

Wow.

I know.

So...

What do we do now?

I have no idea, kiddo.

Kretzel?

♪♪

Ah! Evening, melvis. How are the kids?

The middle one's still subdividing.

Mucky business.

What about the other three hundred?

Ehhrr... They're fine.

Oh, new lawn feature?

Hmm?

Oh, for goodness' sake.

I bet it's those vulnarians from three pods down,

Fly tipping again.

I'm gonna go say something.

- Bet you don't. - Then I will!

Which means you weren't gonna.

[ Scoffs ] Come on.

[ Sighs ] Why do I have to come?

[ Knock, knock ]

Oh, well, they're not in.

Knock properly. That was a proper knock.

- No, it weren't. - What is then?

[ Knock-knock knock-knock-knock ]

Hmmm. Show off.

Go on, you have a go.

[ Sighs ]

[ Knock-knock-knock ]

That's not what I did, is it.

Hey!

What with all the different types of knockings?

Er, is that yours?

What?

That.

That!

Speak up, can't hear you over the music!

Do you think you could turn it down a little?

Can't! Calms me husband down

while he's trying to lay his eggs.

Huh?

Hey, why'd you put that there?

It's blocking me view of the bus stop.

What? That wasn't us!

I'm standing right next to you.

I can hear you, y'know?

Yeah, well, he can't hear me.

His music's too loud.

Yeah, I know that, that's why

we're shouting in the first place...

[ Shouting becomes indistinct ]

Urgh, these things taste like earwax.

They make my tongue feel sad.

Maybe you should stop eating those kretzels...

You don't even know what's in them.

"Now banned in four galaxies?!"

That's their slogan?

Come on, let's keep going.

♪♪

Mom, we've been walking for hours.

Where are we going?

I don't know, kiddo.

Maybe we can find someone who can tell us

why we've been brought here.

But its getting dark, so,

well, I guess we're going to have to find a place to stay.

Man: Psst. Huh?

- Psst. - Yeah?

Arrghh!

So you need a place to stay?

Yeah, we do! That's really kind of you.

Er... no, no, no, no, no. We're okay.

- Thank you. - Psst.

Just offering you somewhere to rest...

In peace.

What's with the "psst" thing?

You already had our attention.

It's my jaw. [ Hissing ]

Hydraulically operated.

Perhaps I'll see you again...

Er... come on, let's get out of here.

But, mom, he was gonna help us!

Honey, we've got to be more careful who we talk to.

But we're in space.

Things could be entirely different up here.

Yeah, but this is still a city, just like back on earth.

You have to be more careful.

And you, mo.

Wait, where did he go?

Hey, do you mind? Hey!

Oh!

Excuse me?

Hmm? Can I have that back?

Oh, I'm so sorry, he's new here.

Eh, it's okay. That head needed a haircut anyway.

No, I didn't. I only had a trim last Wednesday.

Mo, things are a little different up here.

Maybe just look but don't touch for the time being.

Mmmm. Okay.

You alright?

It's just really confusing here.

I don't know what anything is.

I know. Same for me.

And I... Kinda miss my home.

You'll be okay.

We'll all stick together.

We're all new here.

Oooh, an unfamiliar voice I hear!

Are you a new arrival, dear?

Oh... Yes, I am... we are.

Oh, then come on in and rest a while

in my cosy domicile.

- Your what? - My little house!

Oh, thanks... but can we all fit in there?

Sure, you can. Come rest your wee bum.

Tell me your tale... From where have you come?

What the...

This place is huge!

[ giggles ] A habitation pod contracts or expands

To suit the inhabitant's specific demands.

These sculptures are so detailed. Who are they of?

Oh, it's everyone I've ever encountered,

Preserved for all time, then carefully mounted.

You sculpted all these?

Something like that. Yes, my dear.

So, where are you from, far or near?

Wow. Everyone's here's so quiet

And really good at standing still.

They're statues.

They're not real people.

Huh? Wait.

Doesn't that look like the "psst" guy from the alley?

Oh, where are my manners? It's time for that tea.

But I'll need a wee hand, so just follow me.

No, I'm alright, thanks.

What's wrong? Go on, go and help her.

Don't you think there's something a bit weird about her?

A bit, mm, creepy?

Oh, don't be mean, Elliott.

She's just a sweet little, slightly eccentric

And obsessive old lady.

Old woman: Oh, this teapot is so heavy and I'm but frail and old!

I'm in want of some assistance, afore this brew gets cold.

- Huh? - [ Scoffs ]

[ Angrily ] Just give us a hand, will you...

[ Clears throat ] [ Sweetly ] If you don't mind.

Why don't you go help her out?

Okay.

Hmmm...

Err, mo, be careful around those!

Remember, look but don't touch!

Okay.

[ Whirring ]

Er, are you alright?

Old woman: Oh... This teapot is so hairy,

And I'm but frail and cold.

I'm in want of more assistance afore this brew grows old.

Teapot's so hairy?

[ Angrily ] Uggh, just gizza hand...

[ Sweetly ] Please.

Coming.

Wait, what was it again?

Look but don't touch, look but don't touch.

Okay, got it!

Touch but don't look.

Touch but don't... oops!

Sorry.

Right, what can I do to help...

Wait, why's it so dark in here?

Elliott?

Oh, there you are. Why are you...

Elliott?

[ Gasps ] Elliott! What's happened to you?

Like everyone I meet these days,

I froze him with my deadly gaze.

But please don't look so sad and vexed

because, my dear,

[ Angrily ] It's your turn next.

[ Screeching ]

♪♪

N-N-No...

[ Echoing ] No!

[ Chuckles ]

Touch but don't look...

Touch but don't... oh!

Phew.

[ Shatters ] Argh!

[ Clatters ]

Huh?

Ah?

[ Clink ] Oh.

[ Grunts ] Gotcha.

Oh, there you are.

Sorry. I think I broke one of your scratch-yous.

[ Sweetly ] Oh, don't worry about that, you big green pea.

Just turn around and

[ Angrily ] Look at me.

No!

Look at me.

I can't!

Look. At. Me!

I'm not allowed...

Ooh, but I can touch you!

[ Normally ] Eugh, I don't want you to touch me.

It's okay! No, with me it's not!

But I'm allowed to! I don't care!

Just stay where you are and open your eyes.

But I'm not supposed to do anything else!

Just get away from me!

[ Screeching ]

Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!

[ Grunts, ice crunches ]

Look what you've done, you clumsy numpty!

Just open your eyes and help me up.

No. I've caused too much trouble.

I'm allowing you!

But Frankie said I couldn't.

Oh... I'll have to get her to do it then.

[ Bing, whirring ]

Oh!

What's going on?

Will one of you two tell him to help me up?

- What? - Oh, sorry.

We were waiting for you to do the rhyming bit.

Oh, I only do that to lure people in.

It's sweet and charming.

No, it's creepy.

Look, why are you luring people in

and freezing them in the first place?

Well, how else am I gonna feed myself?

You were gonna eat us?!

Yep. Lure 'em in, freeze 'em, gobble 'em up.

It's what my species does. Nothing personal.

Nothing personal? Eating people?

Can't you try something else?

Hmm, never thought of that. Like what?

Well, I don't know...

Oh. Like these?

Here, try one.

[ Sniffs ]

Smell like feet!

Oh, well, that's all we've got.

Oh, no, no, no, feet are the best bit.

[ Strains ]

Oh, they're delicious. I want more!

Only if you let us go.

Oh, alright.

And you unfreeze everyone else.

Argh, ffffffff...

Fine.

Thank you so, so much.

I'm glad we could help. Nice to meet you.

There, fixed!

Sorry I broke you.

That's alright, kid.

Wait a minute, why can I see my...

H-hey, hey, come back!

I'm the wrong way round!

How can we ever repay you?

We owe you our lives!

Ask anything of us. Yes, do!

Oh, well, you see, we don't have a home.

So we kinda need a place to stay?

[ Chatter stops ] Oh.

That's a big ask.

We kind of just meant we'd recommend a restaurant.

Yeah, or have a whip round, get you spa vouchers.

[ Chatter resumes ]

Some species just want the moon on a stick...

Oh, thanks so much for these kretztel snackettes.

I don't suppose you've got surplus packets?

I'm afraid we don't.

Then get yourselves off my porch.

[ Angrily ] Now.

♪♪

[ Sighs ] Guess I'm not such

a good judge of character after all.

- Psst. - Aah!

So, you do need a place to stay?

Oh, no, no, no, really, w-we're fine.

Actually, yeah... Yeah, we do.

Splendid. I've got two vacant habitation pods

that would suit you down to the ground.

What's the catch?

No catch.

My species is the most generous in the universe.

But no one ever trusts us, and I don't know why.

Whaddaya say, mom? Hmm.

Announcer: You are arriving at biosphere 2901,

residential zone.

Psst guy: Now here we are.

Just choose a pod and it'll calibrate itself

to your ideal environment.

You're really just going to give us these?

Of course... fair recompense for saving my life.

Farewelllll...

Ooh... ah... Ooh... ah...

Ooh, atcha!

Are you okay?

Not really, but don't worry about me,

Just get yourselves settled in.

Mo. Wanna pick first?

Okay.

♪♪

[ Gasps ] It's amazing!

[ Bleep, whirring ]

[ Beep ]

♪♪

Woah, my home!

I'm back home!

[ Yawns ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Giggles ] Goodnight, mo.

Frankie: Elliott, come see!

[ Gasps ]

It's exactly the same!

The same as our rv from earth.

Yeah.

Just as messy.

Just as broken.

And it's just what I need.

♪♪

There is one thing different...

♪♪

♪♪

Evasive.

♪♪

Burger.

♪♪

Monolith.

♪♪

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