Original subtitles

~ Being born I must be useful ~

~ defending the young and poor ~

~ In failure I stay heroic ~

~ unafraid of mockery as mad ~

~ A hero won't boast of bravery ~

~ but wants you to understand ~

~ In love and hate, we pretend calm ~

~ but who can truly relax? ~

~ The world is empty, all meaningless ~

~ Only see beauty everywhere ~

~ Drunk amid flowers, laughing forlornly ~

~ Who will share my loving embrace? ~

~ For you my heart moves, for you I sing ~

~ a stirring song of my heart ~

~ Time of chaos, time to reflect ~

~ Life is but a good dream ~

~ For you my heart moves, for you I sing ~

~ a stirring song of my heart ~

~ Time of chaos, time to reflect ~

~ Life is but a good dream ~

EPISODE 14

Dad! Your tips raised its power.

Correct. I taught you well.

Rascal.

You got it; now I'll teach you 9-Yin Manual.

9-Yin Manual?

Son.

9-Yin Manual is the top kungfu.

Don't tell others about it.

Okay.

I'll teach you its last part, 'Contrary 9-Yin Manual'.

Contrary?

Dad.

Your 9-Yin Manual differs from mine.

Bullshit!

(*fake Manual)

Apart from *my 9-Yin Manual, what other is there?

No, Dad.

You said air and blood flows up through 'Heaven Pivot'.

But I learned to guard 'dan tian' and surge through 'Pass Gate'.

Rascal, what are you saying?

- Guard 'dan tian', surge through 'Pass Gate'? - Yes.

How's that possible?

- Guard 'dan tian', surge through 'Pass Gate'? - Sure.

This isn't my 9-Yin.

How's this possible?

You're lying to me!

Dad?

Dad!

Dad, I caught you. Don't go crazy again!

Dad, two Manuals might exist.

How can they? There's only one!

No way; there are two.

- Mine's "Contrary 9-Yin Manual". - Dad, stay calm.

Don't say to be calm. It's untrue!

- Who am I? - There are two!

Dad.

Please don't go crazy again!

GuGu, why are you here?

GuGu.

Guo'er.

Dad must've blocked your acupoints.

He feared you'd see him training.

Don't mind him. He does crazy things.

I'd say you do crazy things.

Me?

Why do you still call me GuGu?

So will I call you Teacher?

The way you treated me, how can I be your Teacher?

How did I treat you?

Take a look.

I don't know what you mean.

I said not to call me GuGu.

All Tomb disciples get a Chastity Dot put on the wrist by Teacher.

- After what you did, the Chastity Dot disappeared. - Huh?

Wherever you go, I'll go with you.

Are you serious, GuGu?

You still call me GuGu? Weren't you sincere?

- What did I do? - Who am I in your heart?

GuGu, you're my Teacher, you treat me best, I'll always be with you.

I can't be your Teacher.

You won't be my Teacher? Why?

You don't regard me as your wife?

Wife?

You're joking? I never considered it.

You never thought about it?

Teacher and Granny Sun said

every man is heartless.

It's my fault for not listening. I thought Guo'er was different.

"All crows are black".

GuGu.

He's a man. How's he an exception?

I was so foolish, so foolish.

GuGu, what's wrong?

GuGu, what's wrong with you?

Yang Guo, never see me again.

GuGu!

- Come back! - What did you do?!

GuGu!

- Was it 'dian tan' through Gate Pass? - GuGu.

- Wait, mine's the real Manual, yours is fake! - GuGu, GuGu...

- Let me go! GuGu! - Who's GuGu?

And who's Ouyang Feng?

Ouyang Feng? Who am I?

- Stay calm, okay? - Who am I?

Oh my God.

GuGu! Where did you go?!

Customers, take care, come again.

Please come in.

Waiter, did you see a delicate, lovely girl in white?

The one with good wugong?

Yes, that's her.

That maiden is like a fairy

but too fierce.

When two Taoists stared at her leg,

she cut an ear off each.

Who were those Taoists?

They're from Quanzhen.

Waiter.

Customer, what would you like?

- Two bowls of vegie noodles. - Okay, please wait.

That woman in white fought us alone.

It must be a trap.

disciple Jia Qingdu

Don't worry.

Brother Qi asked Beggar Clan to help us.

Even if this girl in white has power,

she shouldn't be our match.

This woman's wugong is good. What's her sect?

Her wugong must be from Ancient Tomb.

Ancient Tomb?

It must be GuGu.

Wolf Valley

Wench, you have guts.

Call your people out now.

Why do I need help with you nobodies?

Quanzhen has no feud with you.

Why'd you injure our disciples?

Those two were rude to me.

Rot! How'd we know you're lame?

(Lu Wushuang)

It's not GuGu. The "beauty in white"

is a woman in white, no beauty,

unworthy to be GuGu's maid.

Wench, you're so arrogant.

What's your tie to Red Fairy, Li Mochou?

Tell the truth or I'll be impolite.

Bullshit. Bring it on!

GuGu and I left the Tomb because of Li Mochou.

Now her disciple's aping GuGu; let her fend for herself.

Stinking men, bullying me.

Shameless! Are you men?

Many against one is a no-no.

Help me!

Move aside! This bull is crazy!

I can't stop him!

Help me!

Be careful.

This bitch has accomplices in hiding.

Let's leave.

Running away? Think I can't catch you?

Don't go, you scared off my bull. My family will scold me.

- Let me go. - Compensate me...

When she's angry, she's like GuGu.

Great. If I can't find GuGu yet, I can see this girl's angry look.

If you don't pay for the bull, I'll be so pitiful.

It was your mistake.

Okay, I'll pay you.....Here.

You're a good person.

How far's the next village?

- Half a day away. - A half-day walk?

I can't talk. I'm buy a bull.

Wait a minute.

Want to earn more silver?

Yes.

Carry me for this silver.

Come then.

Lunatic.

Go now.

We walked 3 hours. I'm tired.

I carried you.

Okay, put me down. Are you deaf?

Rascal, that was deliberate!

You said to put you down.

Forget it, I won't argue.

Don't go. Keep me company.

You're joking! Accompany you? Move.

Help me!

- She beats me. - What are you doing? What's this rot?

After years of marriage, she beats me.

She wants to leave me.

What a scandal.

What rot is this!?

Morals are changing!

A girl hit her man to the ground.

- Scandalous! - Yeah!

Who are you? That's rot!

You can't beat your husband.

You're too vicious.

I'll beat who I like. Butt out.

"100 years to fix a boat, 1000 years to fix a marriage".

Y-you're a tigress.

- I'm what? - A husband is master.

How can you mistreat your husband?

He's my...?!

If you were my wife, you'd get a lesson.

That's right, taught a lesson!

Taught a lesson!!

Rascal, what are you doing?

- Let me go. - Will you still beat me?

I won't beat you.

Thank you, everyone.

Live happily. That's the way.

Have a chicken leg.

I'm not eating.

You'll get hungry. Eat.

I'm not eating. If you don't leave tomorrow, I'll kill you.

I didn't plan to follow you, but I have no home.

Where are your parents?

I was orphaned young.

I have no family. Oh...

- I still have GuGu.

Not GuGu; my name's Lu.

What did you say?

Your name is Lu?

Ah! Li Mochou abducted a young Lu girl.

And she uses Ancient Tomb wugong. What a coincidence.

What are you looking at?

Why don't you ask my name?

Do I care what it is?

If you don't know your husband's name, people will laugh.

If you set me up again, I'll kill you.

I'm afraid. Don't kill me.

You're a dumb egg.

You know my name's Dumb Egg?

- It's really Dumb Egg? - Yes. Everyone calls me that.

Call me Dumb Egg Hubby.

Okay, you're fooling again. Come here!

- Help. - Don't run.

Help me.

Wifey is beating Hubby? Everyone, come and look.

- I'll deal with you! - See this cripple!

What's up? Can't move?

You immobilised me.

You blocked my acupoints.

Mobilise me!

I sealed acupoints? Where?

- Don't touch me. - Here?

- Don't touch me. - Where?

I'm warning you.

Why'd you look under my dress? Pervert!

- Help me! - Where are your acupoints?

- Here? - Stop fooling around.

Hey, better listen to me.

Where are they?

Is it here?

So the little thief is here.

- Wifey, you're immobile, at their mercy! - Shut up.

Heaven's helping us.

Rotten wench. You'll be punished.

Brothers, your debtors must pay.

Settle your score. Run!

What do we do with her?

Cut off her ears.

Leaving or not?

Leaving. We'll go.

Cut Wifey's ears? You're scorning her Hubby?

She's not dead yet.

Where are they?

They deemed you dead and left.

Why laugh at my bad luck?

"Turn bad luck into good luck," Wifey.

Still calling me that?

A blow broke your rib. Shall I set the bone?

How can you set bones?

Don't think I'm stupid.

My dog at home ran around.

He slipped and broke his leg; I fixed it.

What are you doing?

Don't think I'm silly. The village had a sow.

Two days ago, the sow....broke her rib.

I fixed the sow's rib. My skills let her rejoin the herd.

You're the sow!

So do you want me to cure you?

Can you set bones?

Call me Big Hero 100 times- I will.

Big Dumb Egg, dream on!

So that's it!

Maybe Dumb Egg can set bones?

If no-one heals me, I'll die.

But he has to touch my chest.

How can I let him?

If he can't fix it, he must die.

Even if he fixes it, I won't let him live.

Big Hero.

Big Hero.

Big Hero!

That's three.

You owe me 97 times.

I'm coming.

What are you doing?

Why'd you shout?

Can I set bones through clothes? The dog and sow had none!

Tell me first! Why get mad?

Come on.

Come on, don't nag.

See if the little thief is in there.

- It's my Teacher. - I know.

What do we do?

That beggar had Sister's sabre in his shoulder.

Sister injured him.

Teacher, there are hot ashes.

She stole my 5-Poison Codex.

If those Taoists told the truth,

the little thief is here.

Little thief, you are here.

You traitor, I'll wipe you out.

Who said to kill her?

Little thief, I raised you.

You showed ingratitude.

I spit on you!

When you killed my parents,

I acted stupid, or I'd have died.

All along, I endured humiliation, waiting to get revenge!

Take revenge? By what right?

I hate Heaven for leaving you alive.

The Lu family is heartless!

Cut your crap. Just kill me.

Fine, I'll send you to your parents

but give me the 5-Poison Codex.

5-Poison Codex?

Beggar Clan took that away.

- Lingbo, search her. - Yes.

After them.

Be careful. Stay low.

Ssshh. She's here. Quiet!

Where'd they go?

She won't get far injured. Keep going.

- Scared me... - Ssshh.

Your Teacher lied.

So she isn't here.

What do we do?

Let's look over there.

It hurts a lot.

Dumb Egg.

Amazing. Without you, I'd be dead.

Dumb people have dumb luck.

We can't stay here. I'll set your rib.

I'll start now.

You're afraid of pain?

No.

Bear it; it won't really hurt.

You take it off.

- Okay. - Huh?

Okay!

Where are you looking? Eyes shut!

Okay, I shut my eyes. Don't shriek.

Can we do it now?

Okay.

Where are you touching? The rib is lower.

I know, I know.

- Is it over? - Okay.

I'll splint your rib.

It's done.

How is it?

Feel better? Not too painful?

It's much better.

Thank you.

By the way...

Dumb Egg.

Look after this book for me.

5-Poison Codex?

My Teacher went on a rampage.

People fear her Soul Freezing Silver Needles.

This book details their poison

and its antidote.

If this leaks out...

Teacher will be like a fangless snake.

Until she finds this book, she won't kill me.

You're talking too softly!

Okay. I'll take care of this book.

Where will you go now?

I'll go to Jiangnan.

Go with me?

I won't go to Jiangnan. I must find GuGu; I can't go too far.

So go and find your Aunt.

I'm fine. Let me die here.

What are you doing?

I'll piggyback you to Jiangnan.

What about your Aunt?

I hope Heaven lets me see GuGu.

Hop on.

What's your name?

I can't call you Dumb Egg.

I'm called Dumb Egg.

Fine, don't tell me.

- Who's your Teacher? - It's GuGu (Aunt).

So it's family wugong. What sect (jiao pai)?

GuGu is my family (jia), of no rank (pai).

Playing dumb? What's your sect (men)?

My family's door (men) is wood.

What's her wugong?

- She taught me her wugong! - What...?

- What...? - What?

What?! What?!

Is he dull-witted, with good wugong?

Dumb Egg, wait. Answer me.

Why are you good to me?

Because you're my Wifey.

Why are you teasing me again?

Let's go.

Did you hear me?

Don't call me that again.

You look grubby; you smell too.

Since when? I don't smell.

Sit over there.

I can't eat. Go!

She's here. Let's go over.

Miss, please donate to us.

Any food is appreciated.

Miss, come quietly to resolve our issue.

What do you want?

What do we want?

What's going on?

Let's go.

Hey!

How odd; why'd they run?

- You didn't donate. - How could I?

Dumb Egg.

Sister, someone sent you this.

- Thanks. - It's fine.

"Li Mochou is coming!"

So scary!

Why's the writing familiar? Where have I seen it?

- Let's run now. - Where'd we run?

Look, a bridal sedan.

What a happy occasion.

What are you looking at?

Do you want to be a bride?

Dumb Egg, what rot's that?

Stay there, bride.

Hero, what do you want?

- You're the groom? - Yes.

If you want to be safe, let us join in.

- Did you see a lame girl? - I didn't.

- The groom is lucky. - Sister will be in Changan.

Let's leave.

Absurd. - What's going on?

How'd this happen?

Bride, come out.

Wifey, come out.

We're lucky. How'd you guess?

Your Teacher would suspect you're in there. Don't worry, she's gone.

You're no fool.

- You beat sense into me. - Teasing again. - Hey.

Let's go.

Congratulations.

Wishing you compatibility and many kids.

- Let's go. - What are you doing?

It's all fine.

- Bone soup. - I got you nourishing pig bones.

- Why hit me? - Calling me a sow?

I ordered pig bones for healing. You're an ungrateful dog.

- Calling me a bitch! - At it again...

Customers, this way.

Wifey, want to get revenge?

Got an idea?

We must find her for revenge.

For Quanzhen's sake, don't discuss this.

- Aren't you embarrassed? - Yes, Teacher.

Beggar Clan is everywhere. However far she runs, I'll get her.

I won't run far.

I'm right here. What will you do?

- I'll avenge your broken rib. - Okay.

Did you see a lame girl?

Oh no, my Teacher's here.

- There's a solution. - What is it?

- Want to bet? - What's the bet?

Teacher asks if you saw a lame girl.

Who's that girl to you, Old Madam?

Old?

- Tell us, or end like that. - Spare me.

- Let us search rooms. - Yes.

Teacher, be calm. This way.

Hurry up.

Master Li, what are you doing?

It's that damn Taoist; I'm not after you.

Let's leave.

They left.

Did Teacher fall for it?

First impressions are strong; she saw these three before.

Let's escape.

The riskiest place is safest. Stay here tonight.

Here? With Taoists?

I have an idea.

- Why'd you lie down? - To sleep.

- Do I share this bed? - Where else?

Let's set rules. You can't touch me.

You can't molest me. I'll chop off offending hands and feet.

I'll rip you to pieces, hear me?!

Hear me?

If I kiss her softly, she won't know.

Yang Guo, you vowed to love only GuGu. You ought to die.

Why hit yourself?

See the mosquitoes?

Is that so? Where?

It hurts again?

At this pace, your Teacher will catch up.

If you're afraid, leave. Who told you to stay?

It's hard to protect you alone.

You big Dumb Egg!

Why stand here? Let's go.

I thought of people to protect you.

People to protect me?

Dumb Egg, where are we going?

Why are we here on our own?

What are you doing?

You two...who are you?

Why are you here?

My poison needle pricked you.

The poison will break out fatally in 6 days' time.

- The Empress sent you to kill me? - Empress?

I retired from Court politics; why's she still after me?

You rank so high, you know the Empress?

- His estate shows high rank. - He's rich.

Did the Empress send you? I must know.

I don't know her. Wifey, do you?

Big Dumb Egg, teasing again.

If the Empress didn't send you, why'd you break in?

We hid in here from foes.

Senior, can we rely on you?

I fear implicating you; I offended the Court.

Associating with me can mean death.

You might get 'Death by 1000 Cuts'.

So you fell from grace. I relent.

Senior, this is the antidote.

Thanks.

May I ask your name?

My name is Yelu.

You're Mongol Governor, Yelu Chucai?

Prime Minister.

Prime Minister?

Dad, you're back.

See who's here.

- Dad. - Qi'er.

~ Blossoms wither in my endless yearning ~

~ Who's right or wrong is just protocol ~

~ Ignore it, don't fear a misstep, follow me ~

~ even if we burn in flames, we will never falter ~

~ The me in your eyes, the me in your heart, the me who met you� ~

~ Loving and hating is fated ~

~ Even in misfortune, I have you for company ~

~ Even if we lose rationality, we'll never cower ~

~ Fate's grip keeps pushing you and me ~

~ I reach for your hand, afraid of dissolving into foam ~

~ Fate keeps jabbing our hearts, yet we persist as one ~

~ Having lost our souls, whom will we tell of you and me? ~