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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:15,465 A m� no me lo quitan de la cabeza... 2 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,581 ...que el trabajo es una costumbre. 3 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:20,623 Ya ves qu� bien lo llevan ellos. 4 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:23,026 La viruela tambi�n... 5 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,063 ...porque algunos la pillan. 6 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,465 Te hablo de trabajo y sales con enfermedades. 7 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,501 Tienes mala fe. 8 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:33,178 O�rte hablar de mala fe 9 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:36,029 es el colmo de las paradojas. 10 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,949 Prefiero no contestar. 11 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:41,106 Me cansas. 12 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:45,343 Te fastidia la palabra paradoja. 13 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:48,343 No sabes qu� decir. 14 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,621 �Por qu� me miras as�? 15 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,344 No puedo beber vino por las ma�anas. 16 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:56,144 �Bebes granadina? 17 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,102 Muscadet, se�or. 18 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:01,670 - Eso es verdad. - �Toma! 19 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:06,148 �Y? 20 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:08,668 �D�nde lo compras? 21 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:10,747 En Balladin, a 160 francos. 22 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:13,180 �Menudo precio! 23 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,147 Otra vez va a llover. 24 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,261 �Hac�a mucho! 25 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:22,984 Ellos est�n a cubierto... 26 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:26,180 �Y por qu� no haces lo mismo? 27 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:30,704 Los peri�dicos est�n llenos "de ofertas de empleo". 28 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,185 As� llaman a las "trampas para tontos". 29 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:35,062 �Una buena lectura! 30 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:36,464 �D�nde vas? 31 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,629 A dormir. 32 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:41,708 Terminar� de desayunar en mi casa. 33 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:02,267 Ya est� bien de comer. Son las diez. 34 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:04,426 Ya vamos. Hay tiempo 35 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,109 �Dos canalizaciones! 36 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:08,505 Cantera 37 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,941 �Id a hacer ruido a otro sitio! 38 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:52,545 �Joven! 39 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:55,469 �Qu� es esta fantas�a matinal? 40 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:58,423 �Tiembla la tierra! 41 00:06:58,630 --> 00:06:59,858 Instalamos gas. 42 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:03,062 Hace seis meses el agua, ma�ana el tel�fono... 43 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:05,465 �No pueden hacerlo todo a la vez? 44 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:08,548 Es cuesti�n de cr�dito, como la guerra. 45 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,349 �Se�or Gr�goire! 46 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,269 Si me f�a me tomo otro beaujolais. 47 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:35,064 Ya debes mucho. Vende los globos. 48 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:38,262 Hoy d�a para sorprender a los ni�os... 49 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:41,143 ...hay que darles cohetes de tres pisos. 50 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:42,703 Es el final del esf�rico. 51 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,548 Vuestras tostadas. 52 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:45,899 Buenos d�as. 53 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,868 Aparta los zepelines. 54 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:50,425 Llegas pronto, Arqu�medes. 55 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:51,983 Un Muscadet. 56 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,260 Uno solo, se lo advierto. 57 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,904 No es el primero. 58 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,578 Si servir te cansa,... 59 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:03,305 ...vuelve de confidente de la polic�a. 60 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:04,545 �Me entiendes? 61 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,627 Pareces nervioso. 62 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:09,540 Y con raz�n. Tengo obreros... 63 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,308 ...en casa instalando el gas. 64 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,387 �El gas? �En serio? 65 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,740 - �El gas de verdad? - El gas de verdad. 66 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,981 �Y se queja? 67 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,828 No te metas. 68 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:22,950 Taladradoras, bulldozers... 69 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:24,549 �Ocho horas seguidas! 70 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,024 Ya sabes. 71 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,744 Igual que el a�o pasado. 72 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:31,464 �Tuve que marcharme tres meses! 73 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:33,103 �Ya hora otra vez! 74 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,982 �Puedes irte debajo de un puente. 75 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:38,102 No duermo jam�s debajo de los puentes. 76 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,459 Y a partir de noviembre,... 77 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,501 ...veo dos soluciones: 78 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,782 o la prisi�n o la Costa Azul. Esto es lo que hay. 79 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:46,628 �Has estado all�? 80 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:49,026 S�, pero la comida era mala. 81 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,221 Me refer�a a la Costa Azul. 82 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,419 Ya lo s�. No soporto el aceite de oliva. 83 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:56,265 No digo que den caviar a diario, pero... 84 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,905 - Es la c�rcel. - �Y qu�? 85 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,225 Un caf� por la ma�ana, una sopa a mediod�a... 86 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,466 �Qu� m�s quieres? 87 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,820 No es para hombres libres. 88 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:08,068 �La libertad es el ir a la c�rcel cuando me d� la gana! 89 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:11,342 Quiero ir tres meses. Pero conozco la justicia... 90 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,620 ...tres meses hay que gan�rselos. 91 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:16,628 �Si piensa repetir lo del enano verde! 92 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,900 �El se�or lo rompi� todo! 93 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:21,420 - �Un caf� todo nuevo! - �Yo estaba! 94 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,701 No dej� nada en pie. 95 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,548 Un desastre. �Verdun! 96 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:28,139 �Me provoca, Sr. Gr�goire? 97 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,786 - �Qu�? - �Si es as� lo conseguir�! 98 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:34,743 Quien siembra vientos, recoge Arqu�medes. 99 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:36,827 Tiene que venir un comprador. 100 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,066 Pues ver� ruinas. 101 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,738 Facilitar� el traslado. El cristal roto abulta menos. 102 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,224 �Vamos, vamos! 103 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,861 Voy de compras. 104 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:49,107 Si la poli me busca decid que... 105 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,584 �Adi�s! 106 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:54,268 - Le invito a un Muscadet. - Tu Muscadet es infecto. 107 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,903 �Un tinto? 108 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,266 �Asesino! 109 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,698 �Lo o�s? 110 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,470 �Quiere envenenarme con un tinto! 111 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:04,901 �Es leg�tima defensa! 112 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,626 �Ve a buscar a la poli! 113 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,628 Otra vez. 114 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,306 Como en el Enano verde. 115 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,709 �Ya te dar�... 116 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:35,662 ...cafetera italiana! 117 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,303 �Cerdos extranjeros! 118 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:39,785 �Compra productos franceses, Gr�goire! 119 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,458 �Deprisa! �Est� loco! 120 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,989 �Me va a arruinar! 121 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,942 �Qu� pasa aqu� 122 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,788 �Me han hecho de beber! 123 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:50,504 �Fuera todos, piojosos! 124 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:53,179 �Les digo que he sido yo! 125 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,708 �Por fin! 126 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,025 128 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:14,702 Bouthier de Blainville, Joseph, Hugues, Guillaume,... 127 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,504 ...juzgado culpable, pero benefici�ndose... 128 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,099 ...de la clemencia de este tribunal,... 129 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,460 ...se le condena a 8 d�as de prisi�n. 130 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,388 �Esto es un esc�ndalo! 131 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:26,626 �Ladrones! �Recurrir�! 132 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,468 Ha tenido suerte. 133 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:30,422 �Quiero jueces de verdad! 134 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,302 135 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,418 - Hoy bebemos gratis. - No est�s seguro. 136 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:45,542 Hay un nuevo propietario. 137 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,422 Las inauguraciones se riegan. 138 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,629 Para poner su nombre,... 139 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,025 ...mejor con letras doradas. 140 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:54,549 Es caro, pero mejor. 141 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,901 Es duro ver desparecer tu nombre. 142 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,419 �Veintid�s a�os aqu�! 143 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,269 Mejor salir con la cabeza baja... 144 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,745 ...que con los pies por delante. 145 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,627 24 platos. 146 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,900 �Desde cu�ndo lleva en esto? 147 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,623 8 a�os, desde mi matrimonio. 148 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,788 Hemos tenido tres bares. 149 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,309 Tres bares en 8 a�os. 150 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:19,785 Gr�goire y yo, solo uno. 151 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,981 18 tazas. 152 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,465 �No estaba a gusto? 153 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,262 �Yo? S�. 154 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,466 Lucette. 155 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,947 Dice que los clientes son terribles. 156 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,585 �Qu� m�s da! 157 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,430 Parece agradable. 158 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,349 �Es muy agradable! 159 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,620 �Y servicial! 160 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:45,061 La he pillado 8 veces en flagrante delito. 161 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,825 162 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,941 con el barman y con el camarero. 163 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:53,061 �En un negocio es mucha gente! 164 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,022 26 cucharas peque�as. 165 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,106 Una buscona. 166 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,868 Por eso vinimos aqu�. 167 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,709 La moral antes que los beneficios. 168 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,424 Los beneficios quedan por ver. 169 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:04,745 Los bebedores de aqu� 170 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,862 ...beben m�s que los de los Campos El�seos. 171 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,379 Siempre tienen sed. 172 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:14,148 A los de los Campos hay que darles conversaci�n, 173 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,744 Eso no vale aqu�. Hay que echarlos. 174 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,065 �De verdad? 175 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,866 Depende de las tardes. 176 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,106 Hace unos d�as... 177 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,301 ...vivimos una masacre. 178 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,343 Si no se protege de la locura,... 179 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,745 ...lo perder� todo. 180 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,828 - La rescisi�n de la p�liza. - Gracias. 181 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,941 Yo no solo renovar�a el seguro 182 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:40,904 del Sr. Gr�goire, lo doblar�a. 183 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,983 Por el precio de la cristaler�a... 184 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,384 si le ocurre lo mismo que al Sr. Gregoire el otro d�a... 185 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,819 - lo recuperar�. �S� o no? - S�. 186 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,306 Una buena p�liza y tranquilo. 187 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:56,659 Bien protegido. 188 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,259 Contra el agua, el fuego y Arqu�medes. 189 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,143 - �Arqu�medes? - El que arras� el local. 190 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,910 Cuando no bebe es encantador y educado. 191 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,499 E instruido. Sabe de todo. 192 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,985 No siempre le entendemos. 193 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,658 S�, cuando no bebe. O sea, nunca- 194 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,338 Con los gamberros, palo y adi�s. 195 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,188 �Bien dicho! 196 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,099 Lucette, danos de beber. 197 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,301 - �Me permite? - Est� en su casa. 198 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,068 Claro. 199 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:26,545 Perd�n. 200 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:28,509 �Qu� toma, Sr. Gregoire? 201 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,622 Inaugur� con un Mandar�n y cerrar� con lo mismo. 202 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,058 �Y Ud.? 203 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,101 Un Guignolet. 204 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,585 - �Madame? - Un caf�. 205 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:40,225 Ten�amos caf� antes de la destrucci�n... 206 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,898 Una cafetera italiana. 207 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:44,589 �Una maravilla! 208 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,065 Arqu�medes se la carg�. 209 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:48,464 - �Armagnac? - S�. 210 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,264 ��l solo? Debe de ser un hombre fuerte. 211 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:52,266 �Ya empiezas! 212 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,983 - �Un cerdo! - Ya lo creo. 213 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:54,986 214 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,340 Pasar� tres meses en la c�rcel. 215 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,778 Algo es algo. 216 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,218 �Salud! 217 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,621 Me han timado. 218 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,548 Ocho d�as, �eso es una sentencia? 219 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:05,899 Con antecedentes y cuatro condenas. 220 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:09,023 Esc�ndalo nocturno, vagabundeo, 221 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:11,744 ultraje a la autoridad... 222 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:14,703 �Y si me obligan, exhibicionismo! 223 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,548 �En pelotas por las Tuller�as! 224 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,264 �As� aprender�n a respetar! 225 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,347 - �El qu�? - Mis canas. 226 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,940 A ver si est� todo. 227 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:27,183 Mi pasta. Aqu� est�. 228 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:30,541 Mi pasta escap� al registro. 229 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,265 Esto ser�a motivo para encerrarme. 230 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,508 Ya ves, ocho d�as nos es suficiente. 231 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,428 �C�mo va eso? 232 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,348 Voy. 233 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,581 Vea que la botella est� vac�a. 234 00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:51,384 Les trato de ladrones. 235 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,182 �Ladrones y cagones! 236 00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:57,540 �Algo m�s? 237 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:01,026 �Y una banda de gallinas! 238 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:03,266 �Unos buenos gallinas! 239 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:07,429 Dejen la puerta abierta que vuelvo pronto. 240 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,109 �En el buen sentido! 241 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,585 �Ya me entiende, en el buen sentido! 242 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,826 �Has terminado el inventario? 243 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,827 Pues l�rgate. 244 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:21,067 �Muerte a la pasma y abajo la c�rcel! 245 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,625 - �No me encierran? - No. 246 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:26,946 Perfecto. 247 00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:28,663 Andando. 248 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:35,219 249 00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,260 He conocido grandes bebedores,... 250 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,382 ...pero tres litros en tan poco tiempo... 251 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,420 �Chapeau! 252 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,098 �Menudo campe�n! 253 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,538 Tengo motivos. 254 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:11,742 Ocho d�as en la c�rcel, �no te dice nada? 255 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,703 �Por qu�? Desintegr� un caf�. 256 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,025 Me lo cargu�. 257 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,380 �No merec�a m�s de una semana? 258 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:19,625 Claro. 259 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,818 260 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:26,863 Luego dicen que hay asesinos. 261 00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,504 Para que hagan algo hay que matar. 262 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:33,587 �Pero matar a qui�n cuando se es soltero...? 263 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:40,265 ... ca�da de temperaturas con heladas nocturnas... 264 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,698 El anticicl�n de Islandia 265 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:45,864 ... llegar�... 266 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,742 ... a la mitad norte... 267 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,588 ...Decibelios por un lado... 268 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,987 ...y anticiclones por otro. �Menudo panorama! 269 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,348 Tengo que encontrar otro refugio. 270 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,426 Qu� remedio. 271 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:03,819 �No tiene casa? 272 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,146 S�, Se�or. Uno de cuatro habitaciones. 273 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,501 Pero invadido por taladradoras. 274 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,985 20.000 decibelios por segundo. 275 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,384 Para estas,... 276 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,343 ...son peores que el treponema. 277 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:22,507 ... desde el Puente Alexandre III. Asistimos al paso del batall�n aerotransportado 278 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,625 �Y eso? 279 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,468 Lo que oye. 280 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:29,979 Pasa un general, "Riquessonne". 281 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:32,260 Un americano, un estratega. 282 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,383 �Vaya! 283 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:37,983 Eso es bueno para el anticicl�n y para mi futuro. 284 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,109 Despu�s de una sotana,... 285 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:43,108 ...un uniforme es lo m�s rentable. 286 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,380 �Vuestro cambio! 287 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,023 �Vuestro cambio! 288 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,702 �Banda de vagos! 289 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:07,263 �Vagos! 290 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,347 �Banda de vagos! 291 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:13,064 Saluda, sinverg�enza. 292 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,981 �Banda de vagos! 293 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:35,139 �Qu� esperan para llamar a un polic�a? 294 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,147 �Que tire una bomba? 295 00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:39,939 Circule... 296 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:43,187 ...si no quiere que lo encierre. 297 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,949 �Claro que quiero! 298 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,742 Dupont, el jefe te llama. 299 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:49,109 Venga, venga. 300 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,789 �Est� Ud. cansado? 301 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,026 Descanse, se le pasar�. 302 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,188 Les dije de todo. 303 00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:59,745 Y nada, me soltaron. 304 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,782 Que te detengan es f�cil. 305 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:06,379 Por eso siempre soy educado. 306 00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:09,189 "Buenos d�as, se�or agente..." 307 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:28,825 Aqu� est�n. 308 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,861 Volviendo del trabajo con su fiambrera. 309 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:35,689 Les espera una cena calentita. 310 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,826 A encontrarse con su se�ora,... 311 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,544 ...hacer crucigramas y escuchar la radio. 312 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,308 �Banda de vagos! 313 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,945 El jefe de estaci�n est� mirando. 314 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:50,789 El otro d�a por una pele�ta llam� a la poli. 315 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:55,385 �Por una pele�ta? 316 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:56,659 �Solo? 317 00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,948 �Un trago de Muscadet? 318 00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,186 No quiero mezclas. 319 00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:05,188 �Te ofrezco y lo rechazas? No tienes educaci�n. 320 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,142 Eres un grosero. 321 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,624 �Est�s chalado? 322 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,663 �Y ahora me llamas chalado! 323 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,826 �Buscas pelea? 324 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:15,429 �Me vas a encontrar! 325 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:18,144 �Te sacudo una bofetada! 326 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,565 Te entiendo, pero a ver c�mo sale esto. 327 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,548 - �Hijo de perra! - �Qu�? 328 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,707 �Insultas a mi madre? 329 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:28,901 Te has ganado una bofetada. 330 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,145 �Te he hecho da�o? 331 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:31,306 Para nada. 332 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:33,581 �Busca foll�n? 333 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:36,543 Llega en el momento oportuno. 334 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,263 Habl�bamos de Ud. 335 00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:41,746 Su estaci�n es la m�s limpia y nuestra preferida. 336 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,863 �Si hace tonter�as le encerrar�! 337 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:46,583 Te dije que es idiota. 338 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,430 �Qu� murmuran? 339 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:51,063 Dec�amos que es idiota. 340 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:52,589 �Eso es verdad? 341 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:54,462 �Agentes! 342 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,423 - Me han insultado. - �Qui�n? 343 00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:58,824 - Yo. - No, el otro. 344 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,588 Le conozco de otros d�as. 345 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:03,224 Podr�as decir algo. 346 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,579 �Sea justo! 347 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,906 �Yo le he llamado idiota! 348 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:09,340 Aqu� yo soy el que manda. 349 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:17,624 �Pero qu� hac�is aqu�? 350 00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:29,305 �Qui�nes sois? 351 00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:31,182 �Esta s� que es buena! 352 00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:33,187 Te acuestas en mi cama, te bebes mi vino, 353 00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:36,541 te fumas mis cigarros, 354 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,583 y te tengo que ense�ar mis papeles? 355 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,940 �Enredas el protocolo! 356 00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:45,620 Me llamo F�lix. Tu Muscadet es de primera. 357 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,586 Es de Balandin, calle de la llave. 358 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:53,267 �Qui�n te ha dado permiso para instalarte aqu�? 359 00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,700 - No hab�a nadie. - Pues ahora s�. 360 00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:57,309 �Y mis perros? 361 00:25:57,510 --> 00:26:00,661 Esto no es una perrera. 362 00:26:00,870 --> 00:26:02,861 �Que se vayan a ladrar a otro sitio! 363 00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:05,743 �No quiero m�s decibelios de noche! 364 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,303 No te gustan los animales... 365 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,546 ...eso es signo de maldad. 366 00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:13,345 �Pero son tuyos esos chuchos? 367 00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:15,063 �Chuchos! 368 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:17,261 Un podenco canario, un Chow,... 369 00:26:17,470 --> 00:26:19,859 ...un caniche, un Yorkshire... 370 00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:22,220 ...et une lebrel italiano. 371 00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:25,388 �Si conocieras las razas no dir�as tonter�as! 372 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:27,706 Conozco a los ladrones. 373 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:29,309 �Me comprende...? 374 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,627 No los robo, los tomo prestados. 375 00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:35,419 Voy por los barrios elegantes. 376 00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:38,064 Cuando las criadas van a la compra. 377 00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:41,182 Antes de entrar en una tienda, 378 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:44,746 atan a estas criaturas en la calle. 379 00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:45,746 Yo las desato. 380 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:49,224 Despu�s las devuelvo 381 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:55,824 a cambio de una recompensa razonable. 382 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:59,106 �Eso es robar? 383 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,221 Mr. F�lix, l�rguese. 384 00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:03,386 No me gusta su cara. 385 00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:06,229 Jam�s se fie delas apariencias. 386 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:07,385 Con Ud., s�. 387 00:27:07,670 --> 00:27:10,628 Es feo y retorcido de ideas. 388 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:13,703 �Vamos, fuera! 389 00:27:13,910 --> 00:27:17,505 Si a la de 3 no sale por la puerta, saldr� por la ventana. 390 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,826 1... 2... 391 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:20,701 �Alto! 392 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:24,025 Odio la violencia. 393 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:27,460 No estoy acostumbrado 394 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:30,142 a tratar con borrachines. 395 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:32,705 Prefiero marcharme. 396 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:34,105 Y deprisa. 397 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:37,746 �Me deja los perros? 398 00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:40,225 No, voy a por el cochecito. 399 00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:42,898 Porque uno se mecaniza, f�jese. 400 00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:45,670 Evidentemente, esto se le escapa 401 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:47,826 En la vida hay que elegir. 402 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:51,260 No se puede beber e invertir. 403 00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:54,220 �Mierda! 404 00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:57,228 �Lo que faltaba! 405 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,109 �Mi pierna! 406 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,978 �Cuidado con la escalera! 407 00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:05,459 �Mi pierna! 408 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,823 - Levante. - No, tengo algo roto. 409 00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:17,260 Puede que todo. 410 00:28:17,470 --> 00:28:19,188 - �Mi pierna! - �Cu�l? 411 00:28:19,390 --> 00:28:20,903 �Esta? Esta. 412 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:25,826 - No es nada. - La tibia est� hecha trizas. 413 00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:27,463 - �No! - �Canalla! 414 00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:31,106 Habr� que escayolar el peron�. 415 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,870 - Dos meses y listo. No es nada. - �Nada? 416 00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:36,300 En mi oficio, las piernas son precisas. 417 00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:38,740 �Preferir�a una fractura de cr�neo! 418 00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:41,464 �Igual acabas por tenerla! 419 00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:45,226 �Vas a despertar a todo el barrio! 420 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,705 Levanta, ahora tendr� que volver a subirte. 421 00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:50,140 Esta noche tengo la negra. 422 00:28:50,870 --> 00:28:53,145 T�, tus chuchos y tus pulgas. 423 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:55,659 Los perros de lujo no tienen pulgas. 424 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:58,145 Puede que se las pases t�. 425 00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,784 Me insultas porque estoy lisiado. 426 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:01,740 �Sube! 427 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,548 �Que se callen! 428 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,388 �Les has despertado t�! 429 00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:09,785 El caniche tiene insomnio. 430 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:12,140 �Hay un son�mbulo? 431 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,749 �Sube! 432 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:15,340 �Vamos! 433 00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:19,980 Est� m�s bonito que antes. 434 00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:23,182 El patr�n tiene buen gusto 435 00:29:24,310 --> 00:29:26,062 �A vuestra salud! 436 00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:27,942 �Por la casa! 437 00:29:30,710 --> 00:29:32,541 �A la vuestra! 438 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:35,663 - �Todo bien, M. S�raphin? - S�, gracias. 439 00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:40,341 ...- 440 00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,984 Estoy haciendo una colecta para L�on. 441 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,862 �No das nada? 442 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,186 Tanto te cuesta. 443 00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:52,019 �Siempre con la mano extendida! 444 00:29:52,510 --> 00:29:53,738 Para L�on. 445 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:54,746 Gracias. 446 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,069 Ya me conoces. 447 00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:00,589 Buen tipo, pero duro. 448 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:03,543 Capataz o no, me importa un bledo. 449 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,468 Le dije "No me voy a disculpar". 450 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:08,001 �l me dijo que me preparar�a la cuenta. 451 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,748 �Y le dije: de acuerdo! No me ech� atr�s 452 00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:12,383 Hiciste bien. 453 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:14,900 Jean, vamos a sentarnos. 454 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:18,385 Patr�n, �nos da algo para Le�n? 455 00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:22,745 Le�n tiene una cuenta de 800 fr. �No voy a dar nada! 456 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:24,861 �Est� en el hospital? 457 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,025 Lleva 15 d�as 458 00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:28,300 Ya casi est�, pero hay mucho ruido. 459 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,865 Hay que hacerlo con calma. 460 00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,265 - �Pero d�nde? - En la cocina. 461 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:39,548 Se van a arrepentir. 462 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:42,059 Yo soy un gran ajustador. 463 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:43,908 �Che bella! 464 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,260 E molto bella, lei. 465 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,268 - No comprendo. - Non capisce niente. 466 00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:52,144 Lucette, �quieres que vaya? 467 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,227 No pasa nada. 468 00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,148 E suo marito? 469 00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:58,022 �Qu� ojo! 470 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:01,743 Arqu�medes. 471 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,986 Te hac�amos en la c�rcel. 472 00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:06,738 - Tengo un squatter. - �Qu�? 473 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,986 - Un squatter. - �Qu�? 474 00:31:09,190 --> 00:31:11,943 Que se ha comprado un squatter. 475 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:13,981 - Una moto peque�a. - Ah, bueno. 476 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:16,386 - �Otra vez por aqu�? - Ya ves. 477 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:18,421 �T� eres Arqu�medes? 478 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:20,461 M. Gr�goire me cont� tu haza�a. 479 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,422 �Le cost� 80 billetes! 480 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,348 El seguro pag� algo, pero... 481 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,619 Un Muscadet. 482 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:29,061 �Sabes cu�nto son 80 billetes? 483 00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:30,146 S�. 484 00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:32,580 T� ganas 15 francos por cada vaso. 485 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,748 Para recuperar los 80 billetes, tendr�a que beber... 486 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,539 �5000 vasos! 487 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,547 LO har�a en 6 meses. 488 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,468 S�, se�or. 489 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:44,149 �Viene ese Muscadet? 490 00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:48,025 Un s�ndwich y un litro de tinto para llevar. 491 00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:49,458 Lucette, un s�ndwich. 492 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:52,827 �Tienen pasteles? 493 00:31:53,030 --> 00:31:55,590 �Le gustan las galletitas? 494 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,269 Son para mis perros. 495 00:31:57,470 --> 00:31:59,142 Entonces unos mendrugos. 496 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,261 Los m�os ladran en ingl�s. 497 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:03,665 �Qu� gracioso! 498 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:06,466 - Patr�n, lo mismo. - Va. 499 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:09,065 Est� caliente. 500 00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,226 �Quiere un hielo? 501 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,228 Todo cuerpo sumergido en un l�quido... 502 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:18,105 ...recibe un impulso igual al peso del volumen... 503 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:20,585 ...desplazado. �Nada de hielo! 504 00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:23,589 �Qu� te parece la patrona? 505 00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:26,907 M�s amable que la madre de Gr�goire. 506 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:29,465 Ten�a un humor de perro. 507 00:32:29,670 --> 00:32:31,308 Es por la edad. 508 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:35,185 A los 50, eres amable y nadie se entera. 509 00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,788 �Hablan de m�? 510 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,708 Preguntaba por el s�ndwich... 511 00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:42,265 Qu� m�s da, solo hay pat�. 512 00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:47,582 Deje a Mme. Pichon tranquila. 513 00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:50,145 No me f�o. 514 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:53,988 Tengo experiencia. He vivido lo m�o. 515 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:57,745 Tengo ocho condenas. 516 00:32:57,990 --> 00:33:00,788 - �Me oyes zorra? - Estoy con el s�ndwich. 517 00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:02,423 Ponga otro. 518 00:33:02,630 --> 00:33:06,067 No has dado nada para el paquete de Le�n. 519 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:07,705 �Buenas noches, patr�n! 520 00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:08,706 �Buenas noches! 521 00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,868 Me fui dos meses sin una palabra. 522 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:14,067 T�te de Breton, t� me conoces. 523 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:17,742 Hace 15 d�as el jefe me trat� de palurdo. 524 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:22,423 "Sal fuera", le dije. 525 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,825 "Un respeto", me dijo �l. 526 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,782 - Sr. Pichon. - �Qu�? 527 00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:28,550 Aqu� lo tiene. 528 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,900 Con un peque�o suplemento,... 529 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,260 quedar�a cubierto hasta los 4 millones. 530 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,823 �4 millones! 531 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:37,908 Le ser� �til con su clientela. 532 00:33:40,910 --> 00:33:43,629 - �Cu�nto ser�a? - 2000 cada trimestre. 533 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:47,140 Firme y rectificar� las cifras. 534 00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:50,706 Deber�a de hacerse un seguro de vida. 535 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:53,140 Le pondr�a tarifa especial. 536 00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:54,829 20.000 por todo. 537 00:33:55,030 --> 00:33:58,545 Si le pasase algo su esposa quedar�a cubierta. 538 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,103 Un s�ndwich p�t�. 539 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:03,746 - Vea que me ocupo de Ud.. - Y de los dem�s. 540 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,783 Y de su porvenir. 541 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:09,424 Le aconsejo a vuestro marido una p�liza... 542 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,029 ...a su favor. 543 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:14,425 Los accidentes surgen en cualquier momento. 544 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:17,463 Y con vuestra cirrosis... 545 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:18,500 �Qu�? �Cirrosis? 546 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,146 Venga a la luz. 547 00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:24,341 �Venga! 548 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:31,225 Mi pobre amigo. El h�gado... 549 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,387 ...est� como un champi��n. 550 00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:36,024 Espero tus disculpas. 551 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:37,948 No me gustan estas gracias. 552 00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:39,902 Se lo digo con cari�o. 553 00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:42,181 No m�s gracias. 554 00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:44,585 Con la muerte no se bromea. 555 00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:47,020 La movilizaci�n no es la guerra. 556 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,505 Deber�amos mojar la dote de la se�ora. 557 00:34:50,870 --> 00:34:53,065 �S�!. Y no con cualquier brebaje. 558 00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:54,498 Uno especial. 559 00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:56,587 De la reserva Gr�goire. 560 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,224 Esperaba esta ocasi�n. 561 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:02,019 �Es �nica! 562 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,218 Yo te dar� cirrosis. 563 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:08,069 �Ahora vas a ver mis gr�nulos! 564 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,625 �Quer�as algo especial! 565 00:35:10,830 --> 00:35:12,263 �Canalla! 566 00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:15,621 Veremos c�mo te queda el h�gado. 567 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:18,025 �Va a estar cromado! 568 00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:19,345 Todo metal. 569 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,108 Vas a ver, borrach�n. 570 00:35:21,310 --> 00:35:24,143 Si no la palma, muerte a los cornudos. 571 00:35:25,150 --> 00:35:27,106 A ver qu� le parece. 572 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:28,299 �Qu� es? 573 00:35:28,510 --> 00:35:31,070 Reserva Tapanel Sup�rieur. 574 00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:32,703 Pruebe. 575 00:35:36,790 --> 00:35:38,508 Sin duda una mezcla. 576 00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:42,465 Pero con buen gusto. Se le siente bajar. 577 00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:53,099 �S� que se le siente! 578 00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:56,463 �Me permite? Te acostumbras r�pido. 579 00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:02,628 Adi�s, M. Pichon. 580 00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:03,819 Ah, Se�or asegurador. 581 00:36:04,110 --> 00:36:06,180 - �Un vaso? - Bueno, uno r�pido. 582 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:07,584 �No de �ste! 583 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,304 Cuando se acabe pediremos m�s. 584 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:11,465 Vamos. 585 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:16,863 �Salud y que nos veamos antes de que llueva! 586 00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,941 �Est� bien asegurado? 640 00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:28,458 Arriba. Trabaja demasiado. 587 00:36:29,510 --> 00:36:32,104 �Puedo hacer destrozos hasta cuatro millones! 588 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:38,099 �C�lmale y no te quedes ah�! 589 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:40,266 - Ay�denme - M. Arqu�medes, pare. 590 00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:44,668 Si pudiera calmarme ya lo habr�a hecho. 591 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:48,306 Estar�a en la c�rcel tan a gusto. 592 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:53,745 Voy a dar u n buen espect�culo a cuenta del Tapanel Superior. 593 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:57,067 Trafalgar, Guernica,... 594 00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:59,147 ...junio del 40. �Y sin red! 595 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,739 H�galo por m�, por favor. 596 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:04,101 Ah, si es por Ud... 597 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,743 Tacones rojos. 598 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:09,829 Buckingham, Louis XV, minueto y organd�. 599 00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:21,629 Descanse. 600 00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:22,865 �chese ah�. 601 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,059 - �Ah�? - S�. 602 00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:28,260 �1, 2, 3! 603 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,783 Deje que le ayude. 604 00:37:35,990 --> 00:37:37,184 Aqu� estar� bien. 605 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:50,706 No s� si es por el Tapanel, pero me pesan las piernas. 606 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:52,662 Vamos a arreglarlo. 607 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,781 As� estar� mejor. 608 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,869 - Duerma. - Y voy a so�ar. 609 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:00,583 �Con qui�n? 610 00:38:00,790 --> 00:38:02,906 En mi estado, con mujeres... 611 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:05,385 ...o con cantos gregorianos. 612 00:39:20,990 --> 00:39:22,981 �Ah, las bestias! 613 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:25,340 �Aqu� est� ese canalla! 614 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,188 �Has visto la hora? 615 00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:29,540 Me tiras por la ventana... 616 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,459 ...y quieres matar de hambre a m� y a mis perros! 617 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:36,309 �Esperabas encontrarnos cad�veres! 618 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:38,820 - �Qu�? - �No te acuerdas? 619 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:40,463 Para nada. 620 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:43,980 He pasado una noche muy exc�ntrica. 621 00:39:44,190 --> 00:39:47,023 Cu�ntame lo de tu defenestraci�n. 622 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:50,620 Habl�bamos del Tour de France, la guerra mundial... 623 00:39:50,830 --> 00:39:53,503 ...y de pronto me empujaste. 624 00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,109 Un crimen gratuito. 625 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,700 Oh, �yo, excitado por el Tour de France? 626 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:00,423 �Me lo invento? 627 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:03,303 �Me invento la pierna rota? 628 00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:06,058 �Has hecho un buen trabajo! 629 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:09,785 �Qui�n se los devolver� a sus due�os? 630 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,742 �Estoy inv�lido! 631 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:13,099 Hay una soluci�n: 632 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:14,789 T� al hospital,... 633 00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:16,628 ...y ellos a la perrera. 634 00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:20,383 �Lo ves?, lo comprenden todo. 635 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:23,263 Por eso no hay que qued�rselos mucho tiempo. 636 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:25,028 Se encari�an. 637 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:28,666 Luego los due�os creen que han muerto 638 00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:31,225 y no pagan la recompensa. 639 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:34,229 Hay que llevarlos mientras los quieren. 640 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:37,422 Las penas no duran siempre. 641 00:40:37,710 --> 00:40:39,382 Es mi experiencia. 642 00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:42,058 Hay que saber escoger la hora. 643 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,739 Lo mejor es a la hora de comer. 644 00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:46,144 Y en persona. 645 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:49,866 Si das con la criada te da 200 646 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:52,743 y no trae cuenta. 647 00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:56,385 Estos perros valen 50.000 cada uno. 648 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,378 �50.000? 649 00:40:58,670 --> 00:41:00,183 M�nimo. 650 00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:01,181 Toma. 651 00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:04,066 Has hecho una conquista. 652 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:06,147 Te quiere. 653 00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:07,226 �Ah, s�? 654 00:41:07,510 --> 00:41:10,661 Si quieres ser mi amigo, cambia las maneras. 655 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:12,463 �Nada de moner�as! 656 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:14,900 Anda a 4 patas. 657 00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:17,943 Si quieres un azucarillo, lo robas. 658 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:19,902 Si quieres caricias, ladra. 659 00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:21,339 �Bonitos principios! 660 00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:25,030 �Y si te molestan, muerde! 661 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,061 �Mira qu� pescado! 662 00:41:59,270 --> 00:42:01,340 �Dorada del Dieppe! 663 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:04,189 �T� no eres de su misma clase! 664 00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:02,021 �El pescado m�s fresco de Par�s! 665 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:04,983 �Dorada de la Rochelle! 666 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:06,987 �Pescado fresco! 667 00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:07,986 �Madame? 668 00:43:08,270 --> 00:43:09,908 �A cu�nto la caballa? 669 00:43:10,110 --> 00:43:11,828 A 190 F. �Le parece? 670 00:43:12,030 --> 00:43:13,941 �Al rico lenguado! 671 00:43:14,150 --> 00:43:15,708 - �Madame? - Dos caballas. 672 00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:18,947 La caballa, es una buena elecci�n. 673 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,141 Dos botellas de Muscadets. 674 00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:22,703 Dos cajas de galletas. 675 00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,468 Un salchich�n. 676 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:25,989 Un camembert. 677 00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:27,543 Un pat�. 678 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:29,706 Dos lonchas de jam�n. 679 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,468 Son 965. 680 00:43:31,830 --> 00:43:32,740 Gracias. 681 00:43:57,670 --> 00:44:00,264 �Le est�s auscultando? �Eres veterinario? 682 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:01,585 No, le acaricio. 683 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:03,508 Debe ser cara. 684 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:05,507 - �La quieres comprar? - No. 685 00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:07,382 Pues d�jala. 686 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:13,148 �Te pasar�as la vida dej�ndote secuestrar! 687 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:14,669 Vamos, bonita. 688 00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:13,701 �Dar jam�n a un chucho! 689 00:45:13,910 --> 00:45:15,389 �Lo que hay que ver! 690 00:45:15,590 --> 00:45:17,785 �Y gente muri�ndose de hambre! 691 00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:20,185 Sin ir m�s lejos, en la India: 692 00:45:20,390 --> 00:45:23,905 70 millones sin alimentos. 693 00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:25,623 �Si lo vieran! 694 00:45:25,870 --> 00:45:27,019 �Y en China! 695 00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:29,425 �Crees que lo tolerar�an? 696 00:45:29,630 --> 00:45:32,667 Solo comen un taz�n de arroz al d�a. 697 00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,508 �El arroz alimenta... 698 00:45:34,710 --> 00:45:37,763 pero solo es arroz, no jam�n! 699 00:45:37,910 --> 00:45:40,229 �Esto es re�rse de los chinos! 700 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:42,786 �Una galleta, bonita? 701 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,299 Una galleta, �lo o�s? 702 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,626 �No tienes m�s hambre? Vale. 703 00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:53,019 �Y el se�or bebe vino del bueno! 704 00:45:53,310 --> 00:45:54,629 �Es el colmo! 705 00:45:54,830 --> 00:45:58,708 Un vagabundo bebiendo vino con denominaci�n de origen. 706 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:01,060 Estas cosas me revientan. 707 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:11,550 Quieren hacer la revoluci�n pero se prostituyen como esclavos. 708 00:46:11,950 --> 00:46:14,544 �Menudos reformadores del mundo! 709 00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:18,140 El estadista que pasea un cartel de usureros, 710 00:46:18,350 --> 00:46:21,342 el chino y sus danzas tropicales, 711 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:24,064 y el comemierda experto en gastronom�a. 712 00:46:24,270 --> 00:46:27,580 �Menudo triunvirato! 713 00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:30,748 V�monos, que tenemos cosas que hacer. 714 00:48:28,910 --> 00:48:30,138 �Mme. Marjorie? 715 00:48:30,350 --> 00:48:32,306 - �En el 5�! - Gracias. 716 00:48:36,230 --> 00:48:38,266 �Coja el de servicio! 717 00:48:44,910 --> 00:48:47,378 Vamos, Christian, sin miedo. 718 00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:49,421 La moneda en la misma mano. 719 00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:51,939 �Nunca ha celebrado la Candelaria? 720 00:48:52,150 --> 00:48:53,469 �Es como un ni�o! 721 00:48:55,190 --> 00:48:56,589 �Bravo! �Plato! 722 00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:58,018 �Az�car! �A comer! 723 00:48:58,230 --> 00:48:59,458 �Para ti, querido amigo! 724 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:02,468 �No me lo creo! Solo hay que lanzarse. 725 00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:04,547 Es como el golf. 726 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,547 Yo me cre�a incapaz. 727 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:11,380 El domingo, en Cannes, lo intent� para deslumbrar a Diana. 728 00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:13,069 Y estuve a punto de ganar. 729 00:49:13,270 --> 00:49:15,226 �Diana es Lady Mountain? 730 00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:17,466 Claro. Nos tuteamos. 731 00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:20,138 Desde que vivo en Marly, lo ignoro todo. 732 00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:22,261 �Campesino! 733 00:49:22,550 --> 00:49:23,824 �Marie-Ange? No. 734 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:25,782 �Que se diviertan todos! 735 00:49:25,990 --> 00:49:26,786 �Mme.? 736 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:29,387 - Un hombre pregunta por Mme. - �Un hombre? 737 00:49:29,670 --> 00:49:31,149 Querr�s decir "un Monsieur". 738 00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:34,183 No, m�s bien es un merodeador. 739 00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:35,823 �Y ha entrado? 740 00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,146 Trae a Patricia, Mme. 741 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,419 �C�mo? 742 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,348 �Patricia ha vuelto? 743 00:49:41,550 --> 00:49:42,505 �Lo o�s? 744 00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:43,939 Tr�ela. 745 00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:48,187 El hombre quiere d�rsela personalmente a Mme. 746 00:49:48,390 --> 00:49:49,789 En sus propias manos. 747 00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:53,028 �Que pase, deprisa! 748 00:49:53,230 --> 00:49:54,902 �R�pido! 749 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:02,381 Mme. le espera. 750 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,942 �Patricia! 751 00:50:08,150 --> 00:50:09,981 �Patricia, mi tesoro! 752 00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:13,941 Casi me matas del disgusto. 753 00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:17,301 �Cinco d�as sin noticias, ha sido horrible! 754 00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:18,829 �Perrita mala! 755 00:50:19,030 --> 00:50:21,100 �Qu� suerte, querida! 756 00:50:27,950 --> 00:50:28,860 Monsieur. 757 00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:30,822 �C�mo puedo agradecerle? 758 00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:32,622 Me ha devuelto la vida. 759 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:33,819 �Ac�rquese! 760 00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:35,861 No le voy a presentar. 761 00:50:36,070 --> 00:50:37,469 Son mis amigos. 762 00:50:38,150 --> 00:50:39,139 Mi salvador. 763 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,541 Festejamos la Candelaria. 764 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,103 Me encanta lo demod�. 765 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:47,181 Deje a Patricia en su coj�n y que no se aleje. 766 00:50:47,390 --> 00:50:48,379 �Patricia! 767 00:50:48,590 --> 00:50:52,301 Si la hace saltar con una moneda en la mano, 768 00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:54,148 ser� rico. 769 00:50:54,350 --> 00:50:55,499 Y quiero que sea rico. 770 00:50:55,710 --> 00:50:57,985 - �D�nde est� la moneda? - Perd�n. 771 00:51:00,990 --> 00:51:03,026 - Pintoresco, �no? - Muy curioso. 772 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,868 Transpira verdad. 773 00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:05,900 Un Daumier de verdad. 774 00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:09,982 �Bravo! 775 00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:12,783 �Maravilloso! 776 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,345 Perfecto, �no? 777 00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:17,108 �Bravo, bravo! 778 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:20,978 �Qu� piensa hacer con el dinero? 779 00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:23,579 Pues es un problema. 780 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,269 �O�s? Qu� divertido es. 781 00:51:25,470 --> 00:51:27,620 874 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:30,821 �Esta gente tiene cada cosa 782 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:32,099 �Es el ingenio de la calle! 783 00:51:32,310 --> 00:51:34,107 Par�s est� llena de talentos. 784 00:51:34,310 --> 00:51:37,188 Herederos de Marivaux, Beaumarchais. 785 00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:39,620 - �Otro? - No, pero tengo sed. 786 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:40,706 Por supuesto. 787 00:51:40,910 --> 00:51:42,548 �Robert, champ�n! 788 00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:45,742 Solo contrato criados idiotas. 789 00:51:45,950 --> 00:51:47,429 Si no, me roban. 790 00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:48,699 Os negros. 791 00:51:48,910 --> 00:51:53,821 Aunque no hay. Son revolucionarios o estudiantes. 792 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:57,386 �Magn�fico! �Bebe como un ruso! 793 00:51:57,590 --> 00:51:59,820 Antes ten�a dos o tres en casa. 794 00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:02,066 Se lo beb�an todo. 795 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:03,385 �Qu� barbaros! 796 00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:06,423 Desde lo de Suez, no los recibo. Exijo "fair-play" 797 00:52:06,630 --> 00:52:09,098 �Que no se queden mi petr�leo! 798 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:13,870 Cuando vuelva no lo haga de vac�o. 799 00:52:14,070 --> 00:52:15,219 Bien, se�or. 800 00:52:15,510 --> 00:52:16,943 �Qu� magnetismo! 801 00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:19,220 Hay que present�rselo a Elise. 802 00:52:19,430 --> 00:52:23,466 Quiere hacer una tesis sobre los vagabundos. 803 00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:25,341 Pero no conoce a ninguno. 804 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,019 Tienen algo tan... 805 00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:29,663 - Aut�ntico. - Eso. 806 00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:32,747 Patricia no traer�a a alguien banal. 807 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:34,863 Es sorprendente. 808 00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:37,664 �Esa es la palabra! 809 00:52:44,190 --> 00:52:45,305 Bonito, �eh? 810 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:47,182 �Lo reconoce? 811 00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:48,743 Le Sacr�-Coeur. 812 00:52:48,990 --> 00:52:50,423 La nieve en Montmartre. 813 00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:52,939 - Muy aut�ntico, �verdad? - La nieve, s�. 814 00:52:53,230 --> 00:52:54,709 La firma, no. 815 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,263 �Qu�? 816 00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:59,780 Pero no importa, es bonito. 817 00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:01,389 El original lleva 30 a�os... 818 00:53:01,590 --> 00:53:03,023 en casa de Richemans. 819 00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:04,822 - �El cirujano? - S�. 820 00:53:05,590 --> 00:53:07,546 �Mi Utrillo es falso! 821 00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,263 Me dieron gato por liebre. 822 00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:12,706 Robert, b�jelo. 823 00:53:12,910 --> 00:53:14,866 No lo quiero ver. 824 00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:16,219 Extraordinario. 825 00:53:16,430 --> 00:53:18,739 �D�nde aprendi� a ser experto en Utrillo? 826 00:53:18,950 --> 00:53:21,589 �Y Ud. d�nde aprendi� a hacer crepes? 827 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:23,109 Es encantador. 828 00:53:23,310 --> 00:53:24,629 Le adoro. 829 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,707 Los vagabundos son incre�bles. 830 00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:28,423 Algunos son nobles. 831 00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:32,020 Un duque desesperado vivi� bajo el puente... 832 00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:34,300 cuando le dej� la mujer. 833 00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:35,863 Nadie lo ha vuelto a ver. 834 00:53:36,070 --> 00:53:37,662 - Novelesco, �no? - S�. 835 00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,861 Algunos son muy ricos... 836 00:53:40,070 --> 00:53:42,300 ...y duermen con billetes bajo el jerg�n. 837 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:43,386 �De verdad? 838 00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:44,545 938 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:47,742 �Es verdad que duermen sobre fajos de billetes? 839 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:50,544 - No puedo creerlo. - Y no lo crea. 840 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,867 Tenemos cajas fuertes en Suiza. 841 00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:54,946 Por la guada�a. 842 00:53:55,230 --> 00:53:56,663 - �La guada�a? - El oro. 843 00:53:56,870 --> 00:53:58,861 Contra las devaluaciones. 844 00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,549 Me tomar�a otra copa. 845 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,503 Marie-Ange, oc�pese. 846 00:54:03,790 --> 00:54:05,109 Se r�e de nosotros. 847 00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:07,949 Jean-Loup, s�rvame de beber. 848 00:54:08,590 --> 00:54:10,945 Los l�mites de la conveniencia... 849 00:54:11,150 --> 00:54:12,583 Coronel, c�llese. 850 00:54:12,790 --> 00:54:15,065 Desde los rusos, nos faltaba animaci�n. 851 00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:16,180 Coronel. 852 00:54:16,390 --> 00:54:18,381 1843: toma de la Smala. 853 00:54:18,590 --> 00:54:20,148 �Icen la bandera! 854 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:24,182 Colonel, please. 855 00:54:24,390 --> 00:54:25,379 Another one. 856 00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:26,500 �Jean-Loup! 857 00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,305 �No entiende el ingl�s? 858 00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:32,340 �Thanks! 859 00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:34,700 "Mi nav�o, mi memoria 860 00:54:34,910 --> 00:54:36,662 "�Hemos navegado bastante 861 00:54:36,950 --> 00:54:38,827 "en una mala ola de beber? 862 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:40,543 "�Hemos navegado bastante 863 00:54:40,750 --> 00:54:43,059 "del alba al triste atardecer?." 864 00:54:43,270 --> 00:54:43,907 Coronel. 865 00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,987 1821: muerte del Emperador. 866 00:54:46,190 --> 00:54:47,339 Tambores. 867 00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:53,380 �Salud! 868 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:54,546 El colmo. 869 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,342 Esta gente siempre acaba divagando. 870 00:54:58,190 --> 00:55:00,021 No da ni una, Christian. 871 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,107 �Los versos eran de Apollinaire! 872 00:55:02,310 --> 00:55:04,107 �Nos tomamos la espuela? 873 00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:06,909 �Y all� vamos! 874 00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:09,066 La hija de mi portera 875 00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:11,386 se llama Duplumeau 876 00:55:11,590 --> 00:55:13,148 Ella toca piano 877 00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:15,227 Canta en los casinos 878 00:55:15,430 --> 00:55:17,785 Teje calcetines arma jaleo 879 00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:19,469 y baila el rigod�n 880 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:23,263 Mientras su madre pone el grito en el cielo 881 00:55:23,590 --> 00:55:25,467 882 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,388 883 00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:30,785 1925, el hombre que era yo. 884 00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:33,227 - �Un Charleston? - �Por supuesto! 885 00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:39,747 Vamos a intentarlo. 886 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,184 Esto se baila un poco m�s r�pido , �no? 887 00:56:09,550 --> 00:56:10,539 Esto no es un velatorio... 888 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,468 889 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:13,898 �Hoffman Girls! 890 00:56:14,110 --> 00:56:16,670 �Baile de negros! �Gambette y ritmo! 891 00:56:25,830 --> 00:56:27,024 Es muy simple. 892 00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:29,425 �No encuentro palabras! 893 00:58:15,510 --> 00:58:17,102 El trabajo est� hecho. 894 00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:18,902 No vas a cobrar. 895 00:58:19,110 --> 00:58:22,420 Guarde su guita Soy rico. 896 00:58:22,630 --> 00:58:24,700 20 billetes, �qu� me dice? 897 00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:27,140 Y no por sudar, sino por mi encanto. 898 00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:29,386 La hija de mi portera 899 00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:31,546 se llama Duplumeau 900 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,980 Eso m�s una perrita, 20 billetes. 901 00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:36,101 Pan comido. 902 00:58:36,310 --> 00:58:37,823 In the pocket. 903 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,463 �No es demasiado? 904 00:58:39,670 --> 00:58:41,706 S�, lo es. 905 00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:44,105 Yo invito en casa Camille. 906 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:45,299 �Vamos! 907 00:59:02,310 --> 00:59:03,982 �Tres tintos? 908 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:07,466 No digas tonter�as. Danos una botella de Bollinger. 909 00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:08,500 �Bollinger? 910 00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:09,825 S�. 911 00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:12,180 Tengo dos desde hace siete a�os. Son un recuerdo. 912 00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:14,267 �Pues nos ahogaremos en tus recuerdos! 913 00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:15,698 Tra�dnoslas. 914 00:59:15,910 --> 00:59:20,707 �Y no crees que est� por encima de tus posibilidades? 915 00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:21,939 �Soy el Sheriff! 916 00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:27,986 �Arqu�medes! 917 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,988 �chame una mano con los pescados y te ganas unas monedas 918 00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:32,339 �Con los pescados? 919 00:59:32,550 --> 00:59:34,745 Las frutas y los esp�rragos, los soporto. 920 00:59:34,950 --> 00:59:36,906 Pero el pescado lo evito. 921 00:59:37,110 --> 00:59:38,782 �Y por qu�? 922 00:59:38,990 --> 00:59:39,866 El olor. 923 00:59:40,070 --> 00:59:42,903 Es peor que un mal de amores. 924 00:59:43,110 --> 00:59:44,179 Nunca lo not�. 925 00:59:44,390 --> 00:59:46,699 Y penas de amor he tenido unas cuantas. 926 00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:49,947 Te encuentro muy sensible. 927 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:52,345 Quiz�s deber�as operarte la nariz. 928 00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:54,142 �Una copa de champ�n? 929 00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:57,621 �A degustar! 930 00:59:57,910 --> 01:00:00,299 Pondr� la otra al freso. 931 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,741 �Pedazo de mierda! 932 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:10,349 Llevo todo el d�a busc�ndote. 933 01:00:10,550 --> 01:00:11,949 �D�nde te escond�as? 934 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:13,185 Estaba en sociedad. 935 01:00:13,430 --> 01:00:15,068 �Qu� quieres? 936 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:18,785 �Me manda a la c�rcel y me pregunta que qu� quiero? 937 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:21,504 Quiero romperte la cabeza. 938 01:00:21,710 --> 01:00:23,746 Y contarle a todos la cala�a que eres. 939 01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:25,019 Por una copa. 940 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:27,619 �Una copa tuya? Antes muerto. 941 01:00:27,830 --> 01:00:29,502 �Prefiero beber agua! 942 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:31,143 �Una noche entera preso! 943 01:00:31,350 --> 01:00:33,910 �Mi nombre en rojo en los ficheros! 944 01:00:34,110 --> 01:00:35,463 945 01:00:41,110 --> 01:00:42,987 �Sabe lo que soy? 946 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:44,419 �Un hombre marcado! 947 01:00:44,630 --> 01:00:47,269 Me has convertido en un hombre marcado. 948 01:00:48,710 --> 01:00:53,507 �Por el hombre marcado y su nueva posici�n. 949 01:00:56,070 --> 01:00:57,059 Qu� bueno. 950 01:00:57,270 --> 01:00:58,862 T� s� que sabes. 951 01:00:59,070 --> 01:01:00,059 952 01:01:00,270 --> 01:01:02,500 �Qu� es eso de mi nueva situaci�n? 953 01:01:02,710 --> 01:01:05,224 �San Antonio de Padua! 954 01:01:05,430 --> 01:01:06,783 Ya te lo explicar�. 955 01:01:06,990 --> 01:01:08,503 Camille, 956 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:11,065 �sacas la segunda botella del fr�o? 957 01:01:11,270 --> 01:01:13,261 Esto no es el Nautilius. 958 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:25,070 Arqu�medes, �me echas una mano? 959 01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:26,146 �Vago! 960 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:27,419 �Esclavo! 961 01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:29,063 �Siempre tan amable! 962 01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:30,703 Contigo se hacen amigos. 963 01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:33,140 Me tienes a m�, es lo importante. 964 01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:44,664 Lo de los perros est� bien pero... 965 01:01:44,870 --> 01:01:46,906 �y si llaman a la polic�a? 966 01:01:47,110 --> 01:01:48,828 - Don't worry! - �Eh? 967 01:01:49,030 --> 01:01:50,861 - Es ingl�s. - �Ah! 968 01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:53,982 Vamos a buscar sobras que tienen que comer. 969 01:01:54,190 --> 01:01:55,942 Y huesos para que jueguen. 970 01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:07,105 - �Cu�nto por los huesos? - �Qu�? 971 01:02:07,310 --> 01:02:08,220 �Los huesos? 972 01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:11,740 �No puedes buscarlos en la basura como todos? 973 01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:14,945 Yo no busco en la basura. 974 01:02:15,150 --> 01:02:17,220 Te los vendo a diez francos. 975 01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:19,705 �10 francos el hueso? �Eres un ladr�n! 976 01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,866 No regatees. 10 francos. 977 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:26,061 Pero si te los vende como si tuvieran carne... 978 01:02:26,870 --> 01:02:28,747 Ese es el problema. 979 01:02:28,950 --> 01:02:30,383 Confundes huesos y frivolidad. 980 01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:33,343 �10 Francos! �El precio de una pierna en el 39! 981 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,665 �Y deshuesada! 982 01:02:37,950 --> 01:02:39,906 �Y no regatea! 983 01:02:41,430 --> 01:02:43,739 �El se�or es un gran negociante! 984 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:00,909 Tenga, se�or. 985 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:02,987 Ha sido un placer. 986 01:03:03,190 --> 01:03:05,306 Por los bonitos ojos de la se�ora. 987 01:03:05,590 --> 01:03:07,182 Danke sch�n! 988 01:03:11,670 --> 01:03:13,786 "Adi�s falso amor confundido 989 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:16,265 "con la mujer que se aleja 990 01:03:16,470 --> 01:03:18,665 "con aquella que perd� 1104 01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:21,304 "el a�o pasado en Alemania 991 01:03:21,510 --> 01:03:23,785 "y que no volver� a ver." 992 01:03:24,070 --> 01:03:26,140 �Qu� bromista! 993 01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:28,068 �Nadie te comprende! 994 01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:30,147 �Cree conocer la gram�tica! 995 01:03:30,350 --> 01:03:31,669 Una gran cabeza. 996 01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:34,384 Solo eres un pretencioso... 997 01:03:34,670 --> 01:03:36,388 �Me entiendes? 998 01:03:36,670 --> 01:03:38,308 �Responde que te estoy hablando! 999 01:03:40,270 --> 01:03:43,819 - No hablo con condenados por la justicia. - �Qu�? 1000 01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:46,544 �Qu� quieres decir? 1001 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:48,308 �Rep�telo! �Rep�telo! 1002 01:03:48,510 --> 01:03:51,661 ��Vas a ver lo que es un buen brazo! 1003 01:03:51,950 --> 01:03:54,145 T�... �Ojo, el narizotas! 1004 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:55,419 �Qu� pasa? 1005 01:03:55,630 --> 01:03:57,700 Nada, se�or agente. 1006 01:03:57,910 --> 01:03:58,945 Charl�bamos. 1007 01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:00,469 Amigablemente. 1008 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,388 Hablando de amistad,... 1009 01:04:02,590 --> 01:04:04,182 ...rep�tele al agente... 1010 01:04:04,470 --> 01:04:05,949 ...el bonito mote... 1011 01:04:06,150 --> 01:04:07,981 ...que le has puesto. 1012 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:09,985 �Yo? 1013 01:04:10,270 --> 01:04:10,986 S�. 1014 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,339 - �En serio? - S� 1015 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,505 �Crees que me voy a achicar! 1016 01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:18,385 �Cu�l es ese mote? 1017 01:04:18,670 --> 01:04:20,262 Adelante. 1018 01:04:20,670 --> 01:04:23,707 �Vaya! �Se me ha ido de la cabeza! 1019 01:04:23,990 --> 01:04:26,220 - D�gamelo Ud. - Ver�... 1020 01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:29,707 Salvo de Westfalia y la batalla de Azincourt... 1021 01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:31,184 ...se me olvida todo. 1022 01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:33,588 �Vamos, circulen! 1023 01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:36,109 �Vienes,... 1024 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:37,978 ...brazos fuertes? 1025 01:05:02,830 --> 01:05:04,058 Les recomiendo... 1026 01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:05,749 ...los caracoles. 1027 01:05:12,710 --> 01:05:15,782 Pues caracoles, pero si ajo. 1028 01:05:16,070 --> 01:05:17,344 Y dos entrecotes. 1029 01:05:18,310 --> 01:05:21,461 �Sin ajo! �Mejor que coman fideos! 1030 01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,820 - �Y el rodaballo? - Ya viene, se�or. 1031 01:05:24,030 --> 01:05:26,066 �Hacen faltan 20 minutos... 1032 01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:28,420 ...para hacerse un rodaballo? 1033 01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:31,941 �Estos sitios podr�an esmerarse con el servicio... 1034 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:33,504 ...con estos precios! 1035 01:05:35,870 --> 01:05:37,269 - �Un Muscadet? - S�. 1036 01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:40,621 - �Y para el hombre marcado? - Un tinto. 1037 01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:43,105 P�dele a la dama... 1038 01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:46,143 ...las sobras para los chuchos. 1039 01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:53,949 �Alguien me invita a un caf�? 1040 01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:55,500 Es malo para los nervios. 1041 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:58,429 Ya estoy nerviosa. 1042 01:05:58,630 --> 01:06:00,507 �No crees que soy una ocasi�n? 1043 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:02,666 S�, pero no de primera mano 1044 01:06:02,870 --> 01:06:04,986 Un caf�, pero con leche. 1045 01:06:05,190 --> 01:06:06,908 A ver si deja de acosarme. 1046 01:06:08,550 --> 01:06:10,222 Para mis pobres, por favor. 1047 01:06:12,390 --> 01:06:13,789 Tenga, hermana. 1048 01:06:23,350 --> 01:06:25,705 Me gustar�a o�r un vals. 1049 01:06:25,990 --> 01:06:27,423 A m� tambi�n, un vals. 1050 01:07:05,990 --> 01:07:06,547 �Ya vale! 1051 01:07:06,830 --> 01:07:08,149 �100 francos y a la calle! 1052 01:07:09,830 --> 01:07:10,626 �Se�or,... 1053 01:07:10,910 --> 01:07:13,265 ...cuando se es joven uno canta! 1054 01:07:13,470 --> 01:07:16,189 Por placer, no por dinero. 1055 01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:18,381 �Por qui�n me toma? 1056 01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:20,706 Por un pesado y soy polic�a. 1057 01:07:20,910 --> 01:07:21,740 - Se�orita... - Gracias. 1058 01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:22,905 �Por favor! 1059 01:07:23,190 --> 01:07:25,545 �No se haga pasar por un hombre de mundo! 1060 01:07:25,830 --> 01:07:27,183 La se�orita no est� acostumbrada. 1061 01:07:27,390 --> 01:07:28,266 - �Qu�? - S�. 1062 01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:30,108 �El patr�n, r�pido! 1063 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:31,345 - �Patr�n? - �S�? 1064 01:07:31,550 --> 01:07:32,426 Patr�n. 1065 01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:35,982 �Qu� desean? 1066 01:07:36,270 --> 01:07:38,465 �No solo hemos esperado.. 1067 01:07:38,670 --> 01:07:40,900 ...el rodaballo una eternidad,... 1068 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,623 ...sino que encima... 1069 01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:44,149 ...aguantamos pordioseros! 1070 01:07:44,430 --> 01:07:45,749 �Y patanes! 1071 01:07:45,950 --> 01:07:47,542 �Los abrigos de la 3! 1072 01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,980 Yo elijo a mis patanes. 1073 01:07:50,190 --> 01:07:51,748 �Y a mis latosos! 1074 01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:53,509 �No tengo tiempo para nuevos amigos! 1075 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,468 �Venga, fuera! 1076 01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:58,865 �Y r�pido! 1077 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:01,630 No, yo invito. 1078 01:08:02,150 --> 01:08:03,503 Vamos, querida. 1079 01:08:03,710 --> 01:08:04,779 �El rodaballo escalfado! 1080 01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:06,503 Buenas noches, se�or. 1081 01:08:06,830 --> 01:08:08,900 - �Es fresco? - Puede. 1082 01:08:09,110 --> 01:08:12,307 Trae el Muscadet, un vaso y hielo. 1083 01:08:12,510 --> 01:08:13,863 Si�ntate. 1084 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:15,662 La mesa est� puesta. 1085 01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:18,582 Me he calentado. 1086 01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:21,179 No eres muy comercial 1087 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:22,948 Ya no tengo paciencia. 1088 01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:25,345 Llevo a�os aguant�ndoles. 1089 01:08:25,630 --> 01:08:27,382 �Basta ya de protestones! 1090 01:08:27,590 --> 01:08:30,104 A algunos les pondr�a piedras en el potaje... 1091 01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:32,665 ...para que no volvieran. 1092 01:08:37,870 --> 01:08:39,019 �Qu� pasa? 1093 01:08:39,230 --> 01:08:41,027 - �Vas a cenar? - S�. 1094 01:08:41,230 --> 01:08:42,868 Te espero fuera. 1095 01:08:43,150 --> 01:08:45,186 Si�ntate y s�rvete. 1096 01:08:46,070 --> 01:08:46,946 �Me dejas? 1097 01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:48,709 �Ya te lo he dicho! 1098 01:08:48,910 --> 01:08:49,865 �Pan! 1099 01:08:53,070 --> 01:08:55,538 No dejes las sobras en el mantel. 1100 01:08:55,830 --> 01:08:56,899 �Alto! 1101 01:08:57,230 --> 01:08:59,300 Todo cuerpo sumergido en un l�quido... 1102 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:02,707 ...recibe un impulso, etc... 1103 01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:04,138 Nada de hielo. 1104 01:10:57,550 --> 01:10:58,869 Se�ores. 1105 01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:07,669 �Pero d�nde est� el boulevard Suchet? 1106 01:11:08,270 --> 01:11:10,625 Boulevard Suchet... Suchet... 1107 01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:16,261 Suchet... �Se les ha olvidado? 1108 01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:17,619 �Aqu�! 1109 01:11:17,950 --> 01:11:20,384 Cuando pase por la calle Passy... 1110 01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:21,466 cobro. 1111 01:11:21,670 --> 01:11:23,388 Entrego en Trocadero... 1112 01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:24,989 cobro de nuevo. 1113 01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:26,987 y luego visito a mis clientes... 1114 01:11:27,190 --> 01:11:29,306 ...de la avenida de la Bourdonnais. 1115 01:11:29,510 --> 01:11:32,149 �Muy buena estrategia, Arsene! 1116 01:11:32,350 --> 01:11:34,227 �Hay que discurrir! 1117 01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:37,502 Arqu�medes dijo que sacar�a 10 billetes al d�a. 1118 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:38,859 Se qued� corto. 1119 01:11:39,070 --> 01:11:41,220 �40 voy a hacer antes de anochecer! 1120 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:42,749 �Y de una vez! 1121 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,703 M�s dinero, menos trayecto. 1122 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:48,105 Arqu�medes tendr� piernas,... 1123 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:50,426 ...pero, yo tengo cabeza. 1124 01:11:51,070 --> 01:11:52,742 Un rosado. 1125 01:11:53,030 --> 01:11:55,100 Tiene mala cara. 1126 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:56,629 Es el h�gado. 1127 01:11:56,830 --> 01:11:59,424 Hasta que tu amigo me habl� de la cirrosis... 1128 01:11:59,630 --> 01:12:01,188 ...estaba sano. 1129 01:12:01,390 --> 01:12:03,824 Beb�a. Y ahora me siento cansado. 1130 01:12:04,030 --> 01:12:05,668 El est�mago revuelto. 1131 01:12:05,870 --> 01:12:08,509 Creo que me envenenan el caf�. 1132 01:12:08,710 --> 01:12:09,347 �Lucette! 1133 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:10,705 �Qu� quieres? 1134 01:12:10,990 --> 01:12:12,218 �Mis gotas! 1135 01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:14,742 Como dijo el m�dico, cinco. 1136 01:12:14,950 --> 01:12:16,781 Y no cuentes como los auverneses. 1137 01:12:16,990 --> 01:12:20,141 �La posolog�a est� cerca a la viudedad! 1138 01:12:20,350 --> 01:12:22,341 Le dejo con sus asuntos. 1139 01:12:22,550 --> 01:12:23,699 La fortuna me llama. 1140 01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:25,821 Esta noche ronda general. 1141 01:12:46,990 --> 01:12:48,662 �Los animales son suyos? 1142 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:51,259 - Eh...son bonitos. - S�. 1143 01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:53,225 1144 01:12:53,430 --> 01:12:55,990 - Quieren ver mis papeles. - No. 1145 01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:58,464 Ya los hemos visto hace poco. 1146 01:12:59,470 --> 01:13:01,540 Est�n en regla. Sellados. 1147 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,547 Sellados. En orden. 1148 01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:04,660 - �No? - Media vuelta. 1149 01:13:04,870 --> 01:13:06,940 Te vienes con nosotros. 1150 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,378 Media vuelta. 1151 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,986 �Parad, me vais a tirar! 1152 01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:34,307 �No ten�is derecho! 1153 01:13:34,590 --> 01:13:36,387 �Qu� bocazas! 1154 01:13:36,590 --> 01:13:38,581 El otro fue m�s f�cil. 1155 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:40,542 Con la pierna rota,... 1156 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,820 ...al hospital y a la buena vida. 1157 01:13:43,030 --> 01:13:44,224 Saca esto. 1158 01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:47,343 �Esto es allanamiento de morada! 1159 01:13:47,550 --> 01:13:49,745 �Yo no he pedido el gas! 1160 01:13:49,950 --> 01:13:52,100 �No me interesan vuestras canalizaciones! 1161 01:13:52,310 --> 01:13:54,619 �Esto es una arbitrariedad,... 1162 01:13:54,910 --> 01:13:55,945 ...en nombre de Dios! 1163 01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:59,427 �Por qu� he acampado en un bloque de ricachones? 1164 01:13:59,630 --> 01:14:01,860 En uno de protecci�n oficial estar�a tranquilo. 1165 01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:04,026 �No los acaban nunca! 1166 01:14:04,230 --> 01:14:05,583 Hay unos en St-Ouen. 1167 01:14:05,790 --> 01:14:08,782 Iban a meter viejos, luego indochinos y polacos. 1168 01:14:08,990 --> 01:14:11,345 Ahora van a hacer un parking. 1169 01:14:11,550 --> 01:14:12,824 No digas m�s. 1170 01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:16,420 Un parking, un bar clandestino, seguro que se acaba. 1171 01:14:16,630 --> 01:14:17,858 �Lo tengo claro! 1172 01:14:18,070 --> 01:14:19,423 �Lo he entendido! 1173 01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:21,700 �Me voy al Sur! 1174 01:14:21,910 --> 01:14:23,184 �A Niza? 1175 01:14:23,470 --> 01:14:24,664 No, demasiados, ingleses. 1176 01:14:24,870 --> 01:14:26,064 Quiz�s a Cannes. 1177 01:14:26,350 --> 01:14:27,226 �A Cannes? 1178 01:14:28,070 --> 01:14:29,583 Quiz�s. 1179 01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:37,298 Se�or. 1180 01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:38,738 Gracias. 1181 01:15:39,150 --> 01:15:41,061 �Y para los ni�os? 1182 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:42,982 - Kenny. - Kenny. 1183 01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:44,863 - Spirou. - Spirou. 1184 01:15:45,070 --> 01:15:46,389 - Pif. - Pif. 1185 01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:48,467 �Algo m�s? 1186 01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:50,547 El cuarto... Este. 1187 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,741 - �Cu�nto - 270. 1188 01:15:52,950 --> 01:15:54,224 270. 1189 01:15:58,070 --> 01:15:59,298 Gracias, se�or. 1190 01:16:00,110 --> 01:16:01,828 Tu Spirou, querido. 1191 01:16:02,030 --> 01:16:03,668 Toma, tu Spirou. 1192 01:16:03,870 --> 01:16:05,269 - Aqu� tienes. - Gracias, abuelo. 1193 01:16:05,470 --> 01:16:07,267 �No tienes fr�o? 1194 01:16:07,470 --> 01:16:09,984 Este para ti. 1195 01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,424 Y para ti. 1196 01:16:12,630 --> 01:16:13,858 Y ahora: 1197 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:17,301 �Firmes. �Compa��a, en marcha! 1198 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:31,825 Peque�os. 1199 01:16:32,030 --> 01:16:33,941 �Cuidado con los escalones! 1200 01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:37,102 �Compa��a, alto! 1201 01:16:39,710 --> 01:16:41,860 Ni�os, quitaos los abrigos. 1202 01:16:42,070 --> 01:16:44,140 Pon mi silla aqu�. 1203 01:16:44,710 --> 01:16:45,825 �Aqu�! 1204 01:16:46,030 --> 01:16:47,509 �Vete a jugar! 1205 01:16:47,710 --> 01:16:49,621 �Moveos! 1206 01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:54,261 �Vamos! 1207 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,468 �Por mi sangre! 1208 01:17:19,670 --> 01:17:21,467 �El patriota! 1209 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,547 �Uno de mi quinta! 1210 01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:26,181 Mirad y tomad ejemplo. 1211 01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:27,425 Quinta del 17. 1212 01:17:27,630 --> 01:17:29,905 En las trincheras con el agua al cuello. 1213 01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:33,261 Resultado: 70 a�os y se ba�a en marzo. 1214 01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:37,026 �ramos invencible, grandiosos e insumergibles. 1215 01:18:04,710 --> 01:18:05,620 �Eres sordo? 1216 01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:07,343 �Quieres que te ayude? 1217 01:18:07,630 --> 01:18:09,348 S�. Dime d�nde alquilar... 1218 01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:11,268 - ...un pat�n. - �Qu�? 1219 01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:13,984 �No quieres un fueraborda? 1220 01:18:14,830 --> 01:18:16,229 Nada que tenga motor. 1221 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:19,263 Pist�n, explosi�n, decibelios, nada de eso. 1222 01:18:19,470 --> 01:18:21,426 Coges tu motor y ... 1223 01:18:21,710 --> 01:18:23,109 ...te lo metes d�nde te quepa. 1224 01:18:23,310 --> 01:18:24,504 Un velero en todo caso. 1225 01:18:24,790 --> 01:18:27,827 Una brisa ligera. Dejarse deslizar. 1226 01:18:28,030 --> 01:18:29,304 El chapoteo. 1227 01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:32,309 �Ponte las botas y l�rgate de aqu�! 1228 01:18:32,590 --> 01:18:34,467 �Habrase visto! 1229 01:18:34,670 --> 01:18:36,023 �Le echa! 1230 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,023 �A la carga! 1231 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:41,583 Esta agua est� limpia, no es para tus pies. 1232 01:18:41,790 --> 01:18:43,940 �P�ngase firmes! 1233 01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:45,469 Capit�n Brossard. 1234 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,742 Sexto de Zouave. 14 citaciones. Tlemcen. 1235 01:18:49,030 --> 01:18:50,463 Tizi Ouzou. Mostaganem. 1236 01:18:59,110 --> 01:18:59,986 �Rompan filas! 1237 01:19:00,270 --> 01:19:01,783 �A mis brazos! 1238 01:19:02,870 --> 01:19:04,462 Sin rencor. 1239 01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:05,420 Lo he reconocido. 1240 01:19:05,710 --> 01:19:08,099 La foto en el diario: �el patriota! 1241 01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:10,187 �Bravo! Yo tambi�n estuve. 1242 01:19:10,390 --> 01:19:11,664 La cota 304. 1243 01:19:11,950 --> 01:19:13,178 Les Eparges. El Somme. 1244 01:19:13,390 --> 01:19:15,426 �La trinchera de las bayonetas! 1245 01:19:15,630 --> 01:19:16,460 �Firmes! 1246 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,388 Descanso. �Firmes! 1247 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:19,819 Descanso. �Firmes! 1248 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:22,387 Descanso. �Firmes! 1249 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,227 Descanso. 1250 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:26,979 Bouthier de Blainville, Capit�n de Corbeta. Mar de la China. 1251 01:19:27,270 --> 01:19:29,022 �Los Dardanelos! Marzo 1915. 1252 01:19:29,310 --> 01:19:31,744 Fontainebleau, abril 1814. Las despedidas. 1253 01:19:31,950 --> 01:19:32,939 - �Adi�s! - Pero, camarada... 1254 01:19:33,230 --> 01:19:35,107 El mar es azul, la vida es bella. 1255 01:19:35,310 --> 01:19:37,107 �Atenci�n... de cara a las palmeras! 1256 01:19:37,390 --> 01:19:38,345 �Media vuelta... 1257 01:19:38,550 --> 01:19:40,541 ...derecha! 1, 2, 3. 1258 01:19:40,830 --> 01:19:42,343 �Vista al frente... en marcha! 83410

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