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If you tell me your dreams,
I'll tell you mine.
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I didn't get enough sleep
to have any dreams.
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-I had a couple really good ones.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-What?
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I dreamed...
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...I was laying next
to this really beautiful girl.
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And we made love.
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And then we made love again.
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And then we made love again.
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And then I woke up.
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Oh, too bad.
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-But you know what happened?
-What?
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I was lying next to a very,
very beautiful woman.
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Hello, this is Maddie Hayes.
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Hey, hold it down. I can't hear.
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Lady, what were you saying?
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I'm saying I'd like to know when you're
going to be through with my house...
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...so that I can move back in.
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Listen, I can't hear you.
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Call back in a few days...
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...and then you can talk
to Miss Hayes herself.
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I'd no idea it was late.
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-Can you zip me up?
-Yes.
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Where are we going all dressed up?
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I'm thinking about getting
my real estate license.
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I've got an appointment
in Beverly Hills.
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I've learned all the freeways.
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I've found the best burrito
even made a friend or two.
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If I'm going to live in L.A..,
I've got to be able to support myself.
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-How do I look?
-Like you're in kind of a hurry.
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Well, I could go back
to Connecticut...
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...and let this stew for awhile
or I could just do it.
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Well, then you should just do it.
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You're gonna talk to your husband
about this?
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Eventually.
But first I've got to get my bearings...
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...and figure out what the hell
I'm going to do for the rest of my life...
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...and then I'll talk to Mark.
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I sound rash, don't I?
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No. You, rash?
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David...
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...my life there is very pleasant
and very stuck.
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When I got off the plane here,
I felt very unstuck...
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...and I like it this way.
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But don' t worry I'm not chucking it
all in for some half-shaven stranger.
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-I'm doing this for myself.
-I wasn't worried.
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Oh, David.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Congratulation.
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Last call for alcohol.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Herbert.
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Agnes, when Mr. Addison gets in...
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...from his beer run
I'd like to see him in my office.
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Mr. Addison hasn't come in yet.
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How unlike him to be late for a party.
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-Miss Hayes.
-Yes.
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Herbert and I are getting married.
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Oh, my God.
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Congratulations.
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A glass of champagne
for Miss Hayes.
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Forget the glass, give me a bottle.
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Keep her walking
and don't let her swallow her tongue.
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-What's going on here?
-Oh, David...
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-...they're getting married.
-Agnes and MacGi|icuddy?
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm very happy for you.
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If you aren't doing anything on Sunday,
mind giving the bride away?
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I'll be honoured.
Where's the bridegroom?
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Sir.
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-Didn't know you had it in you.
-Thank you, neither did I.
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Would you mind if I spoke with you
for a moment?
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It would be my pleasure.
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At ease.
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You and the other bridesmaids
who would look good in lavender.
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Great.
Have you picked out your dress?
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Under the circumstances,
I think I'd better go with ecru.
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-Flowers.
-Calla lilies.
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-Minister?
-More like a guru.
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Sounds like you have it
under control.
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But if you need me to do anything ....
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Can I borrow something blue
so I can kill two birds with one stone?
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-Of course.
-Could I ask you a question?
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-Sure.
-Now that I've decided to get married...
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...I want to make sure
I'm doing the right thing.
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Between us I think maybe
there's something wrong with me.
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You gonna be all right in there?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I haven't keep anything down
since Agnes popped the question.
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Sit down here.
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Son, you are not looking good.
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If the mere thought of marrying
Agnes is making you puke...
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...what do you think is gonna happen
when you marry her?
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Once I get used to the idea
of giving up my freedom...
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...my independence...
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...of abandoning all sense of self
to the collective we, I will be fine.
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Well...
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...nobody's putting a gun
to your head here.
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I'm feeling a little green
around the gills.
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Put your head down
between your legs.
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If I'm so head over heels
about Herbert...
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...how come I'm still attracted
to other guys?
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-Because you're alive.
-I'll say.
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Oh, sometimes I'll see some guy...
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...in the right pair of jeans...
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...in a tweed jacket.
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And the next thing I know,
it's just him and me.
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Alone.
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Doing the dance
of a thousand tiny deaths...
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...on the Iinoleum.
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Marriage is a normal, natural,
noble endeavour...
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...and just because
I am a neurotic mess...
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...who sees it more as the morgue
of the human spirit...
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...a trap, a gallows...
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...is no reason why I should
categorically reject something...
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...that 99 percent of humanity
finds perfectly wonderful.
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Burt...
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...you love Agnes, right?
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With all my heart.
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Then stop worrying.
You're not gonna have any problems.
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Forswearing all women
for the rest of my life.
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It's a pretty tall order, sir.
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Yes, it is, fortunately
men have options.
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-Such as?
-You fool around.
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In a community property state?
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You can always move to Utah.
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Set up housekeeping
in a polygamous culture.
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I'm allergic to salt, sir.
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Well...
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...there is of course the final option.
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That is to become a loyal, faithful,
monogamous husband...
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...with a very vivid imagination.
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I'd come to pretty much
the same conclusion myself, sir.
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Last night, it was Mel Gibson.
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The night before
it was Mark Harmon...
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...then it was the checkout guy
in the deli section.
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Then the night before that it was...
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...MacGi|icuddy.
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MacGi|icuddy?
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On the Iinoleum?
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Mr. Addison...
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...I would like you to have
my collection of erotic lithographs.
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-Oh, no, Burt. I couldn't take those.
-Please.
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They won' t be of much use to me
anymore.
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And they're a great icebreaker
on a first date.
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There's one other thing, sir.
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Mr. Addison.
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Dave...
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...I would appreciate it if you would
consider standing up for me...
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...being my best man.
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Burt, I don't know--
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You don't have to go through
any trouble.
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If you could just be there
for moral support...
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...to make sure I go with through with
this cockamamie scheme of Agnes'.
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I don't want to fail at this,
Miss Hayes.
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-it's too important.
-You won't.
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Hope not.
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Thanks. You're a real pal.
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You too.
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Weird.
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To think that my mom had thoughts
about men other than my dad.
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Yeah, it is weird.
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I suppose that means Burt occasionally
thinks about other women.
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-Oh, sure.
-What do you mean, "Oh, sure."
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Oh, I mean, oh, sure, probably.
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Maybe?
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I'll kill him.
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Excuse me a second.
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Say, Viola.
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What do you want, MacGi|icuddy?
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To offer my heartiest
congratulations.
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Yeah, right.
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I know we've never enjoyed
a particularly warm relationship.
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That's putting it mildly,
I hate your guts.
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And I yours.
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I think it's time we put
an end to that.
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why?
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It's the Christian thing to do.
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And I can't think of a better excuse
to beat our swords into ploughshares...
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...than your impending nuptials.
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It will be a great honour for me if you'd
allow me to throw a party for you.
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What kind of party?
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Not one of those pukefests...
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...like Mr. Addison
through for Miss Hayes' ex, no.
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No grain alcohol, no animal movies.
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And that tacky stripper, remember.
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Yuck.
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No just you and me,
the guys from work.
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-We rent a limo for the night--
-What are you up to?
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I'm just trying to settle accounts,
that's all.
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I got my test results back
this morning.
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It's my heart, Burt.
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L'UlacGilicuddy, I'm sorry.
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I don't know what to say.
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You know, it would just mean so much
to me if I could do this for you.
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Sure.
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Well, hey, everybody,
how about a toast...
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...for my pal Herbert Viola
and his blushing bride.
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Much love, much happiness,
long lives...
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...l' chaim.
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Excuse me.
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-Can I help you?
-Does Madelyn Hayes work here?
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I'll tell her you're here.
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00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,035
Who are you?
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Oh, Mark Charnock.
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-Mark Charnock.
-Yeah.
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Charnock. Charnock.
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00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:18,883
-Like Annie Charnock.
-Right.
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So you must be Miss Hayes'
cousin too.
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No. I'm related to her
because I'm Annie's husband.
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What a surprise.
What a nice surprise.
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You look terrific.
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-So do you.
-You ought to get back in modelling.
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-Oh, stop it.
-No, I'm serious.
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You're getting nearsighted
in your old age.
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How long has it been
since we saw each other last?
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Years, years, I don't know. Decades.
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-Too long.
-Too long.
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What are you doing here?
What brings you to L.A.?
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Business, business.
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And a chance to sneak away
with my wife...
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...for a couple of days
and write it off.
224
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Yes, since Annie was already out here
it seemed like a plan.
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-She's still out here, isn't she?
-Oh, absolutely.
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Safe and sound, healthy and alert.
Feeling good, looking good.
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I haven't heard from her since she left
and you know Annie.
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-I know Annie.
-Yeah, she's always up to something.
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00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:25,026
You know for about 30 seconds
on the plane I had this panic attack.
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I suddenly thought...
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...what if she's taken up with some
strange Hollywood cult up in the hills...
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...or, you know, given her life over
to some alcoholic religious man...
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...with saffron robes.
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I guess that's what I love about Annie
anyway.
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I never know what she's gonna do.
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That's our Annie. Surprise, surprise.
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Sorry. Had to save Burt
from taking his own life.
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Addison, partner and leg man.
Whatever she says goes double for me.
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I think you're gonna be happy
at Blue Moon.
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Our investigators
are the finest quality.
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David.
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Do you remember my friend Annie?
This is her husband.
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-Mark Charnock.
-Her husband.
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I seem to remember meeting your--
It was your cousin.
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-And her name was Annie.
-Annie.
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-Nice girl as I remember.
-Yes, she is. She is.
247
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,417
Well, I leave you two alone
to catch up.
248
00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:21,672
I have to get back to work
on the Anselmo case.
249
00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:23,299
See you.
250
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,091
Hi, sailor.
251
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,173
Oh, what are you doing here?
252
00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:34,683
I just saw a divorce lawyer up on 12.
253
00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:38,394
-David, is anything the matter?
-No. I just wanted to be with you.
254
00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:39,596
Alone.
255
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:42,273
Are you sure you're okay?
256
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:47,271
Yeah, it's just springtime
and the sap is up in the trees, I guess.
257
00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:50,366
Maybe you should see
an endocrinologist.
258
00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:53,656
David, I've decided not to take a dime
from Mark.
259
00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:56,118
I think it's the only fair thing to do.
260
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:57,405
Can I have some coffee?
261
00:15:57,571 --> 00:16:00,251
Yes. Of course you can get
some coffee. I'll get it--
262
00:16:00,408 --> 00:16:03,918
-No, I can get it.
-No, you just stay right here.
263
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:08,593
-Burt, gets over here quick.
-Just a second, sir.
264
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,137
Get over here right now.
265
00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:19,770
I'm sorry, anxiety-induced hiccups.
I can't seem to shake them.
266
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:22,014
-Reach my pocket.
-You think that will help?
267
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:23,851
David, the door is stuck.
268
00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:28,106
-I don't quite understand, sir.
-Just do it, will you? Now grab this.
269
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,358
David?
270
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,110
Somebody get me out of here.
271
00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:34,442
Sir, mind my asking
why we're doing this?
272
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,988
Shut your mouth. Listen.
Stay here until I give you the high sign.
273
00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:40,239
Then you go in and tell her
I got called.
274
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:42,291
Then you take her sightseeing,
shopping.
275
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,418
-Just get her out.
-On a hundred dollars?
276
00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:45,619
You'll excuse me.
277
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:48,714
Miss Charnock strikes me
as being one-high-dollar female.
278
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,927
Mr. Addison, Annie called,
She's stuck in your office.
279
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:58,298
Agnes, Mr. Addison and I
have everything under control.
280
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:00,967
Sorry.
281
00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:08,026
Did I hear Maddie say
you're from New York City?
282
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:10,352
Connecticut actually but I work in--
283
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,569
Look a friend of mine's
going to New York.
284
00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:14,567
He called asking
what should he pack?
285
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,900
I haven't lived there,
I couldn't tell him.
286
00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:20,162
Climate hasn't changed that much
for the last hundred years.
287
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,489
So I guess a raincoat will come in
handy now.
288
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,706
Hey, let me write this down, huh?
289
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,537
Raincoat.
290
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,712
-Rubbers?
-Couldn't hurt.
291
00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:30,920
-Couldn't hurt.
-Better safe than sorry.
292
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,586
Right you are.
293
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,048
Look, is New York still
kind of a dressy town?
294
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,341
Well, that depends.
295
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:39,712
Jacket and tie. Ties.
296
00:17:40,922 --> 00:17:42,927
That is a nice suit
you're wearing there.
297
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,893
-Thanks.
-May I?
298
00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,848
Oh, that's very nice.
299
00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:49,775
What are the good shows?
Is Fantastics still a hot ticket?
300
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:52,694
You know what? I'll get you comps.
Maddie, I've got to go.
301
00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:55,195
-What are you doing?
-The ifeway is here.
302
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,902
Ifeway? Ifeway? Ifeway is erehay?
303
00:17:58,063 --> 00:17:59,985
Ikesyay. This is a nice suit.
304
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,118
But didn't the Fantastics close?
305
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,617
Oh, I guess maybe they did.
306
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:07,699
You know what I think about
New York?
307
00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:10,119
-Wieners?
-Wieners. I mean, pigeons.
308
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:12,787
The opera's nice there too.
309
00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:15,374
-The opera?
-Yeah, the Metropolitan Opera?
310
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:17,959
-But that's in New York.
-Yes, that's right.
311
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,710
-My friend was going to New York?
-Yes, you said.
312
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,134
New Mexico.
313
00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:24,881
You know what the climate's like
in New Mexico.
314
00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:27,552
No, I've never been to New Mexico.
315
00:18:27,717 --> 00:18:29,805
Me neither but I'm a fan
of Georgia 0'Keefe.
316
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,140
She lived in New York
before she moved.
317
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,479
-No kidding.
-No kidding.
318
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,320
Fascinating. You know this
has been fun and educational.
319
00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:38,813
Here let me get that for you.
320
00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,106
Watch yourself there.
321
00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:42,193
Hey, Mark, give my regards
to Broadway.
322
00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:44,777
Remember me to Herald Square.
323
00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:48,826
-I'm not saying a word.
-You liar.
324
00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:51,669
I hope you're satisfied
with the mess you've made.
325
00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:54,078
Go ahead. Unload, baby,
give me a blast.
326
00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:57,340
Hot no strings fling and then
ship her back to Connecticut...
327
00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:00,711
-...with a smile on her face.
-You got the smile on her face.
328
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:04,089
Are you prepared to watch
that woman dismantle her marriage?
329
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,300
Her life. Her marriage.
330
00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:08,515
-Her decision.
-How convenient.
331
00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:11,177
Its none of my business
and it's none of yours.
332
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,265
-Do you really believe that?
-Yeah.
333
00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:17,355
Then I have nothing else to say to you.
I have work to do. Get out of my office.
334
00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:32,166
This guy's a real maroon.
335
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:43,510
Subject, a maroon,
exiting parking structure at 9:32 a.m.
336
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,972
Make that 11:15 a.m.
337
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,081
David.
338
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,952
Here, this is for you.
339
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,919
I am very touched.
340
00:20:21,077 --> 00:20:23,379
-We went to Disneyland.
-I can see that.
341
00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:26,256
I'm sorry I kept your fair lady away
so long, sir.
342
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,379
I'm gonna mix us some cocktails.
343
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,430
We're on our way out to go
see a movie.
344
00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:33,470
-Let's make it a threesome.
-Why don't we keep it a twosome.
345
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:37,973
-Close it. We'll do it again, Annie.
-Okay, bye, Herbert.
346
00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:49,950
Your husband is in town.
347
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:57,907
Well, I guess that's good. I can finally
get all this out in the open.
348
00:20:58,572 --> 00:20:59,783
Is that you wanna do?
349
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:06,958
I mean, sometimes I'm more sure
of that than other times...
350
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:10,261
...but one thing
I'm absolutely certain of.
351
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,507
I couldn't stand being away
from you today.
352
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,903
I need to talk to you.
353
00:21:33,064 --> 00:21:35,484
-Have a seat.
-Mark Charnock called.
354
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,453
-You don't suppose that--
-He's not a dummy.
355
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:41,867
-Yeah.
-He wants to have lunch with you today.
356
00:21:44,242 --> 00:21:46,828
-What time does he want to meet?
-High noon.
357
00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:57,301
Hey.
358
00:21:57,713 --> 00:22:01,142
Ahoy there, pilgrim. Drink with me.
359
00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:02,641
-Barkeep.
-Yes, sir.
360
00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:06,016
-Martini for my friend here.
-Beer, please, is fine.
361
00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:10,268
Thanks for coming.
362
00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:12,650
The least I could do.
363
00:22:14,897 --> 00:22:17,281
So what do you think
of this kettle of fish?
364
00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:18,994
I think we should talk about it.
365
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,076
Maddie know?
366
00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:25,835
Like to keep her out of this though.
367
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:29,170
No, I understand. I understand.
That's why I called you directly.
368
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:33,008
To my wife...
369
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,501
...and her lover.
370
00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:51,393
I hired a detective to find out
who this lucky guy is.
371
00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:54,061
-A detective?
-The LaSalle Agency.
372
00:22:54,561 --> 00:22:57,658
The private investigator on the case
is named Kapatkin.
373
00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:01,527
Anyway, I called you to find out
if this LaSalle guy is reputable.
374
00:23:01,692 --> 00:23:05,038
So you don't know
who Annie's fooling around with?
375
00:23:05,196 --> 00:23:07,118
No, that's why I hired the detective.
376
00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:10,628
Actually, I would have preferred to go
with Blue Moon...
377
00:23:11,369 --> 00:23:13,705
...but I didn't wanna stick Maddie
in the middle.
378
00:23:13,871 --> 00:23:15,544
What happens
when you find this guy?
379
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,973
Well, marriage is a funny thing.
I mean, it's good...
380
00:23:22,129 --> 00:23:26,518
...it's bad and it gets good
then it gets bad and then--
381
00:23:27,593 --> 00:23:30,440
I thought I'd shatter
this guy's kneecaps.
382
00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:33,359
Guess I'm a little angry.
383
00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:36,065
Wish you knew Annie the way I do.
384
00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:41,774
I gotta meet this guy.
385
00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:45,412
-Why? What do you need to do that for?
-Look, I got to know...
386
00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:48,328
...if she's better off with him.
387
00:23:48,488 --> 00:23:50,623
Because if that's the case...
388
00:23:51,157 --> 00:23:52,450
...I gotta step aside.
389
00:23:52,617 --> 00:23:56,211
But is this worth, you know,
dismantling your marriage about?
390
00:23:56,871 --> 00:24:00,335
-Maybe it's just a fling.
-That's not like Annie.
391
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,380
Well, what about the guy?
Maybe it's just a big laugh to him.
392
00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:06,680
Well, then he better not
string her along.
393
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,425
I mean, an affair is one thing.
394
00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:12,059
He breaks her heart...
395
00:24:14,222 --> 00:24:15,265
...I'll kill him.
396
00:24:19,435 --> 00:24:21,939
Wedding bands, check.
397
00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:23,907
Something old, check.
398
00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:26,365
Something new, check.
399
00:24:26,525 --> 00:24:29,539
Antidepressants, check.
400
00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:32,750
-I think that's everything.
-Lingerie.
401
00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:34,378
What do you need lingerie for?
402
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:37,498
Every bride should have a sexy nightie
in her trousseau.
403
00:24:37,661 --> 00:24:40,591
It will only get torn to shreds.
404
00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:44,673
-Okay.
-Kisses.
405
00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:48,381
Agnes, be careful.
406
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,478
-Agnes, I think we're being followed.
-What?
407
00:25:01,642 --> 00:25:04,572
That guy who was bird-dogging me
at Disneyland yesterday.
408
00:25:04,729 --> 00:25:07,363
Take deep breaths
and think of a mountain stream.
409
00:25:07,523 --> 00:25:09,992
Agnes, this is not an anxiety attack.
410
00:25:10,151 --> 00:25:14,790
Short, dumpy guy, unshaven,
wingtips.
411
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:18,245
-I don't see anyone.
-Agnes, he's right--
412
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:29,097
Burt, just one more stop...
413
00:25:29,252 --> 00:25:34,390
...and I'll take you home and put you
in a nice relaxing mustard plaster.
414
00:25:45,769 --> 00:25:47,525
Burt.
415
00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,817
What do you think?
416
00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,483
Herbert, here I come.
417
00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:31,782
Ta-da.
418
00:26:33,691 --> 00:26:37,404
-Herbert.
-Yeah, that's good. Get that one.
419
00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,173
All right, buster.
420
00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:59,727
What's the story?
421
00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,974
Oh, I'm sorry.
422
00:27:04,512 --> 00:27:06,185
Herbert Quentin Viola.
423
00:27:08,099 --> 00:27:10,484
-I thought it was--
-You can kiss my--
424
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:15,152
On second thought you can't.
425
00:27:19,694 --> 00:27:20,951
I'm sorry.
426
00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:28,127
If you don't want to get married,
why don't you just come and say it...
427
00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:31,832
...instead of trying to hallucinate
yourself into a section eight.
428
00:27:31,997 --> 00:27:35,426
Agnes, I was not hallucinating.
429
00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:37,633
Dearest--
430
00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:45,346
Would you mind taking these packages
to the car? I'll meet you there.
431
00:27:45,510 --> 00:27:47,979
-Herbert.
-I have to go to the little boy's room.
432
00:28:02,235 --> 00:28:04,952
Bub, suppose you tell me
why you've been following me.
433
00:28:05,113 --> 00:28:07,450
-Because I want your autograph.
-Comedian.
434
00:28:07,615 --> 00:28:08,790
Better let go of me.
435
00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,251
Are you gonna spill it
or do I have to hurt you?
436
00:28:22,838 --> 00:28:24,926
Herbert.
437
00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:32,100
Oh, my God.
438
00:28:34,808 --> 00:28:36,980
Burt, talk to me.
439
00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:41,285
-Tell me what happened.
-He broke my jaw.
440
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,031
Did you say oilcan?
441
00:28:43,192 --> 00:28:48,080
He broke my jaw.
442
00:28:48,238 --> 00:28:51,869
-Who? Who broke your jaw?
-The man.
443
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:54,537
Guy who was following me.
444
00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:56,091
Burt.
445
00:28:56,246 --> 00:28:57,837
Burt, wait right here.
446
00:28:57,998 --> 00:29:00,086
I'm going to get an ambulance.
447
00:29:04,588 --> 00:29:07,305
Don't let anyone park on you.
448
00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:14,774
David?
449
00:29:20,353 --> 00:29:22,074
Stop it.
450
00:29:24,273 --> 00:29:26,575
-Oh, David.
-David.
451
00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:57,187
Did you hear something?
452
00:29:57,347 --> 00:29:59,352
I don't know. Let me see.
453
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,781
Hi.
454
00:30:13,154 --> 00:30:16,417
-I wasn't expecting you home so soon.
-So I see.
455
00:30:28,544 --> 00:30:30,550
YOU Carl COITIB on 0U'll.
456
00:30:31,922 --> 00:30:33,679
So how'd we do?
457
00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,312
We did great.
458
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,189
We really fooled Mrs. Anselmo.
459
00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,599
I can't believe it,
my first time undercover...
460
00:30:39,764 --> 00:30:42,314
...and I get to work
the Anselmo case.
461
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,531
Here. I want you to take this.
462
00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,407
No, Mr. Addison, I couldn't.
463
00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:50,070
That's an order, detective.
464
00:30:50,232 --> 00:30:51,869
Thanks.
465
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,955
Mr. Addison...
466
00:30:55,112 --> 00:30:56,867
...you're a great guy.
467
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,347
Let me fix that for you, buddy.
468
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:18,596
Would you relax,
I'm not gonna strangle you.
469
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,145
Just want to fix your tie.
470
00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:24,188
You look great. You do.
471
00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:28,233
Look out.
472
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,413
Look at him go.
473
00:31:38,028 --> 00:31:40,912
You can all get up now, it's safe.
Here you go.
474
00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:43,292
Something for you kids
to start your wedding.
475
00:31:43,451 --> 00:31:45,123
Thanks.
476
00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:49,499
Give me a hug.
477
00:31:49,665 --> 00:31:53,592
-David Addison, how could you?
-I got them something they'd use.
478
00:31:53,752 --> 00:31:55,140
No, I'm talking about Annie.
479
00:31:55,296 --> 00:31:57,383
I should be grateful
that she found out...
480
00:31:57,548 --> 00:32:00,478
...before it's too late how vile, venal
and hateful you are.
481
00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:02,473
Look out.
482
00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:07,729
You saved my life, my hero.
483
00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:09,778
Get away from me.
484
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,398
We come here today,
dearly beloved...
485
00:32:12,562 --> 00:32:16,358
...to witness the vibration
of two radiant jewels...
486
00:32:16,525 --> 00:32:21,911
...who are about to merge
to create one beam of coherent light.
487
00:32:22,822 --> 00:32:27,746
Today, we celebrate the ancient union
of man-woman...
488
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,464
...and woman-man...
489
00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:33,500
...and by the grace
of the great whatever to ask...
490
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:39,016
...that Burt and Agnes' genetic tendrils
reach out to infinity.
491
00:32:39,214 --> 00:32:43,057
And by our very presence here,
brothers and sisters ....
492
00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:45,223
Mr. Kapatkin?
493
00:32:45,386 --> 00:32:47,770
Your office told me
I could find you here.
494
00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:51,394
Getting the skinny on the maroon,
effecting intromission with the frail.
495
00:32:51,558 --> 00:32:53,978
-I'm sorry, what?
-Blow before you wreck my cover.
496
00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:57,407
Oh, Mr. Kapatkin, I won't be needing
your services anymore.
497
00:32:57,565 --> 00:32:58,905
I'm dropping the case.
498
00:32:59,065 --> 00:33:01,652
My wife has broken off
with the gentlemen in question.
499
00:33:01,819 --> 00:33:03,989
-That ain't no gentleman.
-Be that as it may.
500
00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:07,251
She's coming back
to New York with me.
501
00:33:07,408 --> 00:33:09,709
Now, this should settle accounts.
502
00:33:11,286 --> 00:33:14,051
Look pal, you wanna
take a powder, righteo...
503
00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:16,970
...that spiderkeet to be reported
to the board of health.
504
00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:21,301
-You ever see this guy up close?
-Mr. Kapatkin, this case is closed.
505
00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:24,476
I got a civic responsibility.
506
00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:29,308
My dearest Agnes.
507
00:33:31,389 --> 00:33:33,062
"The day I met you...
508
00:33:33,224 --> 00:33:36,522
...my soul found purpose."
509
00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:41,242
"My soul found purpose."
510
00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:42,870
-What?
-What he'd say?
511
00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:44,117
Purpose.
512
00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:47,287
What did he say?
513
00:33:47,447 --> 00:33:49,783
I think I better read this.
514
00:33:51,158 --> 00:33:55,667
"My dearest Agnes, the day I met you
my soul found purpose."
515
00:33:55,829 --> 00:33:57,586
Oh, purpose.
516
00:33:57,748 --> 00:34:00,334
Oh, purpose.
517
00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,679
Purpose.
518
00:34:03,504 --> 00:34:06,268
"Today I dedicate that life to you.
519
00:34:06,424 --> 00:34:08,891
I pledge my heart
to love you always.
520
00:34:09,051 --> 00:34:11,898
My arms to comfort you
and keep you warm.
521
00:34:12,053 --> 00:34:14,687
My eyes to light up at your smile.
522
00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:18,312
No longer must my existence be
an empty void...
523
00:34:18,477 --> 00:34:20,362
...a scream looking for a mouth.
524
00:34:21,438 --> 00:34:25,697
At last, I know what it is
to love someone."
525
00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,365
Oh, Herbert.
526
00:34:31,781 --> 00:34:34,367
Herbert, no.
527
00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:39,795
-Look at him go.
-Herbert.
528
00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:41,677
Stop it.
529
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,007
Herbert.
530
00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:45,302
Come on, Herbert.
531
00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:49,850
Nice left.
532
00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:12,452
Miss Hayes.
533
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,751
By the power invested in me
by the supreme authority...
534
00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:23,551
...by the state of California...
535
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:25,178
...I now pronounce you...
536
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,089
...man and wife.
537
00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:28,967
Next.
538
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:36,480
Sign here and here and here
and you get your release.
539
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,641
Notify your lawyer any time you--
540
00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:41,190
This isn't gonna go on
my permanent record, is it?
541
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:43,853
I don't think so.
They'll probably drop the charges.
542
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:48,029
I hope so. I don't want anything hurting
my chances of getting a PI license.
543
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,822
Oh, Jamie,
you don't wanna be a detective.
544
00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,240
It's dirty thankless work.
545
00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:54,453
Stick to something more respectable.
546
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:59,164
I don't know. I've never felt more alive
than being out there with Mr. Addison.
547
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,504
-You're in the field with Mr. Addison?
-On the Anselmo case.
548
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:06,043
We went undercover in the shower,
you know, to throw off Mrs. Anselmo.
549
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,843
Mr. Addison said I was a natural.
550
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,845
I'm sure you were.
551
00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,424
And you certainly tricked
Mrs. Anselmo.
552
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:19,889
It's hard to live with yourself after
you've trespassed on private property.
553
00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:22,189
I mean,
I probably would have hung myself...
554
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,064
...if you hadn't been kind enough
to take my shoelaces.
555
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:27,147
Move right along, please.
556
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:10,193
All right,
I think that just about does it.
557
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:14,030
Let's see, we've got one desk chair,
black--
558
00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,159
-That's my chair. Where are--?
-Sorry.
559
00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,867
One painting, cubist abstract.
560
00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:20,830
Okay, Sparky, I'll bite.
561
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,495
Where's he going with my chair?
562
00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:24,578
Walter Whitebread, ABC TV.
563
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,746
Used to be a big fan of yours.
564
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,121
Still am I guess.
565
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:31,003
For the next eight minutes
and 36 seconds.
566
00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:34,343
I enjoy a joke as much as anybody
but I got to get some work done.
567
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:36,636
So have them bring the stuff back in.
568
00:37:36,794 --> 00:37:39,215
-You don't know, do you?
-Know what?
569
00:37:39,798 --> 00:37:42,598
Somebody from current programmes
was supposed to call you.
570
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:44,977
I guess that's why NBC's
number one, huh?
571
00:37:46,346 --> 00:37:49,145
I don't know how to tell you this...
572
00:37:49,683 --> 00:37:51,236
...but you're cancelled.
573
00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:52,863
What?
574
00:37:56,355 --> 00:37:58,325
Burt, what happened?
575
00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:01,654
He's dead, sir.
576
00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:10,210
He told me that he had
a heart condition...
577
00:38:11,079 --> 00:38:12,918
...but I didn't believe him.
578
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,631
-Well, let's call an ambulance.
-Won't do any good.
579
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:16,965
It wasn't heart failure.
580
00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:19,178
He just doesn't have
any more scenes.
581
00:38:19,378 --> 00:38:21,929
This is all my fault.
582
00:38:23,549 --> 00:38:28,223
If I had done the honourable thing...
583
00:38:28,929 --> 00:38:33,520
...and left the show,
none of this would have happened.
584
00:38:33,683 --> 00:38:35,688
Get a hold of yourself, Burt.
585
00:38:36,145 --> 00:38:39,608
This is just some weird unfunny
dream sequence.
586
00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:52,787
Burt.
587
00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,416
What happened?
588
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,801
Just the end of the world as we know it,
Miss Hayes.
589
00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:10,684
Let me go.
590
00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:12,316
There's nothing I can do.
591
00:39:12,471 --> 00:39:15,686
-Let me go.
-I don't want to be cancelled.
592
00:39:15,849 --> 00:39:17,937
-Oh, I'm glad you're here.
-Let me go.
593
00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,395
-We gotta get out.
-What?
594
00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:22,279
We got cancelled.
Look, I don' t have time to explain.
595
00:39:22,439 --> 00:39:25,867
But in 6 minutes and 14 seconds
we'll cease to exist as characters.
596
00:39:26,027 --> 00:39:27,367
Where' s our furniture?
597
00:39:27,527 --> 00:39:30,292
What's happening to our view?
598
00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:32,542
Where's Red taking our view?
599
00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:34,621
Now, there's no need to get
your drawers.
600
00:39:34,785 --> 00:39:39,044
Wait a minute. Drawers, I made an
underwear joke and we're still here.
601
00:39:39,206 --> 00:39:42,005
There may be time yet. Come on.
602
00:39:52,927 --> 00:39:54,600
Agnes.
603
00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:57,895
Agnes. Oh, glad you're okay.
604
00:39:58,058 --> 00:39:59,231
I'm not okay.
605
00:39:59,392 --> 00:40:01,611
I thought of a word
to rhyme with cabbage.
606
00:40:01,769 --> 00:40:04,534
And the only thing I could think of
was basement.
607
00:40:05,398 --> 00:40:07,237
I can't rhyme anymore.
608
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,496
Agnes, I think there's something
you should know.
609
00:40:10,653 --> 00:40:11,697
What?
610
00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:15,410
That the two of you couldn't figure out
your nitwit relationship...
611
00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:19,003
...so they' re giving the rest
of us the heave-ho along with you?
612
00:40:19,162 --> 00:40:22,044
-You heard, huh?
-Yeah, I heard.
613
00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:23,759
If there's a God in heaven...
614
00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:27,760
...he'll spin Herbert and me
off in our own series.
615
00:40:28,462 --> 00:40:29,850
What is happening?
616
00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:33,302
We still have a bit of time left.
Let's think.
617
00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:35,223
There must be someone
who can help.
618
00:40:35,386 --> 00:40:37,189
Yeah, but who?
619
00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:39,057
Wait, say that again.
620
00:40:39,222 --> 00:40:40,480
You mean--
621
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,567
That's it. Cy.
Cy'|| know what to do. Come on.
622
00:40:49,857 --> 00:40:51,827
-Get out.
-Cy, what do you mean, "Get out"?
623
00:40:52,027 --> 00:40:54,494
-Get out.
-But you're our last hope.
624
00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:57,668
You're one of the biggest producers
in the business, come on.
625
00:40:57,824 --> 00:41:02,498
Hey, even I can't get people to tune in
to watch what they don't want anymore.
626
00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:05,296
Don' t get me wrong.
I love you two kids.
627
00:41:05,456 --> 00:41:07,295
But can you really blame
the audience?
628
00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,970
Case of poison ivy's more fun
than watching you two lately.
629
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:14,058
What are you talking about?
What about all the laughs we had?
630
00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:15,852
Yeah.
631
00:41:16,008 --> 00:41:17,728
People don't want laughs, David.
632
00:41:17,885 --> 00:41:19,476
They want romance.
633
00:41:19,637 --> 00:41:20,680
Romance.
634
00:41:21,138 --> 00:41:24,271
Romance is a very fragile thing.
635
00:41:24,433 --> 00:41:30,235
Once it's over, it's over.
And I'm afraid for you two, it's over.
636
00:41:30,397 --> 00:41:32,402
But it's not over.
David and I are friends.
637
00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,238
Yeah, we're buddies.
638
00:41:34,402 --> 00:41:37,331
Oh, goody, that's exactly
what America wants to see.
639
00:41:37,488 --> 00:41:39,540
David and Maddie, friends.
640
00:41:40,032 --> 00:41:43,164
People fell in love with you two kids
falling in love.
641
00:41:43,327 --> 00:41:45,047
You couldn't keep falling forever.
642
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,540
Sooner or later
you had to land someplace.
643
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:51,385
People cared about you two
because you cared about each other.
644
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:55,090
Even when you didn't wanna care,
you still cared and you couldn't not.
645
00:41:55,255 --> 00:41:58,184
You cared until you couldn't care
any longer.
646
00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:00,809
-What'd he say?
-Something about caring.
647
00:42:00,969 --> 00:42:03,104
You two were a great love story.
648
00:42:03,262 --> 00:42:06,395
Well, we can't just vanish into
thin air.
649
00:42:07,016 --> 00:42:08,654
What'|| they do without us?
650
00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:12,273
-Don't worry about them, they'll be fine.
-What's gonna happen to us?
651
00:42:12,439 --> 00:42:17,113
You know, I could be wrong
but remember what I said.
652
00:42:17,276 --> 00:42:20,870
"Romance is a very fragile thing."
653
00:42:21,031 --> 00:42:22,454
-Romance, huh?
-Romance.
654
00:42:22,615 --> 00:42:24,418
-That's what they want.
-Romance.
655
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:26,580
Come on, we'll give them
a little romance.
656
00:42:30,998 --> 00:42:32,885
Nice kids.
657
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,299
Gonna miss them.
658
00:42:50,643 --> 00:42:52,445
Hello?
659
00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:56,776
Yo, padre.
660
00:42:58,316 --> 00:42:59,361
Yes.
661
00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:01,365
-Have to get married.
-On the double.
662
00:43:01,528 --> 00:43:05,704
There's a class on Thursday nights at
7:00 for couples considering marriage.
663
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,419
No. We need to get hitched.
664
00:43:07,576 --> 00:43:09,580
-Now. There's not a moment to spare.
-Now.
665
00:43:09,744 --> 00:43:14,335
Well, the sacrament of holy matrimony
isn't something to enter into lightly.
666
00:43:14,499 --> 00:43:17,761
We don't went to enter into it lightly,
we just wanna enter quickly.
667
00:43:17,919 --> 00:43:19,591
Let's get the show on the road.
668
00:43:19,754 --> 00:43:21,841
-I'd like to help--
-You've got to help us.
669
00:43:22,006 --> 00:43:25,719
But people get married
because they share a common dream.
670
00:43:25,885 --> 00:43:27,724
Well, we do.
We both enjoy breathing.
671
00:43:27,887 --> 00:43:30,769
Yeah, look and we love each other
very much.
672
00:43:32,975 --> 00:43:36,652
Marriage is the byproduct
of two peoples' hope.
673
00:43:36,812 --> 00:43:38,947
I see desperation in your eyes.
674
00:43:39,106 --> 00:43:42,950
Wanna see desperation, how about
if I talk to your boss upstairs, huh?
675
00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:45,162
You want him to find out about this?
676
00:43:45,321 --> 00:43:48,334
Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.
677
00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:49,534
I'm sorry.
678
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,672
Well?
679
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,552
Well, I guess this is it.
Over and out.
680
00:44:05,715 --> 00:44:08,052
Six two and even.
681
00:44:09,136 --> 00:44:11,935
-I thought it'd be different.
-I didn't think about it.
682
00:44:12,097 --> 00:44:15,560
If we could just have these five years
to do over again...
683
00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,812
...maybe we could--
684
00:44:20,605 --> 00:44:22,408
You know, David...
685
00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:26,201
...after all these years...
686
00:44:27,195 --> 00:44:31,370
...all we've been through together,
the ups, the downs, the ins, the outs.
687
00:44:31,533 --> 00:44:33,038
I just want you to know...
688
00:44:34,827 --> 00:44:37,296
...I can't imagine not seeing you
tomorrow.
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