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(Intro Music)

(PREVIOUSLY)

LINDEN: You know what? ... The Benjo I knew.... was compassionate.

He wouldn't have given up.

Do you know why I'm hurting?

It's because I know how much Emil loves you but you don't know how to fight for him.

What is wrong with you?

CHLOE: I am not the one Benjo is in love with.

It's you.

That's why I had to courage to come here.

BENJO: I made a lot of mistakes in my life...

...of all those mistakes...

... you're the one thing I did right!

I made a vow in front of God...

...beneath the Moon and the Sun...

...witnessed by the seas and constant montains...

That I will only love you forever...

(dramatic scoring)

(Christian crying)

EMIL: Chloe? Benjo?

(Christian continues crying)

EMIL: Baby...

Hush....hush...

Chloe?

(mumbling) You both left the baby...

Baby? Baby.... Come...

(Emil cooing) Haizt... hello there baby.

(soft gentle music)

You smell so wonderful...

(Soft music escalates)

Christian: Dada, I don't want to go to school anymore.

Emil: Why Christian?

Why don't you want to go to school?

Christian: Because my classmates make fun of me because I have two dads.

Emil: Oh, Christian...

Don't mind what your classmates say...

You know what? You're very lucky to have two fathers.

Some kids don't even have the chance to be with their dads.

And others don't even have any parents to take care of them.

Don't be sad.

Can you give me a smile?

Just think that you're the luckiest boy in your class.

Now, give me a smile.

There...

Now give me a bigger smile... better!

Do you understand what Dada is trying to say?

CHRISTIAN: Yes, Dada.

EMIL: I love you, Christian.

CHRISTIAN: I love you, Dada.

EMIL: Wow... thank you.

Don't be sad again, okay?

Here, wear your ID or you'll be late for school.

Don't forget your bag, are all your notebooks here?

CHRISTIAN: Yes Dada.

EMIL: Alright...

(ambient sound)

EMIL: Now, you are ready for school.

And don't forget my hug!

I love you, Christian.

Don't forget what I just told you okay?

CHRISTIAN: Yes, Dada.

(Opening Credits)

(ambient sounds)

CHLOE: Christian, it's bedtime.

(door opens)

Chris...

(soft music)

(door closes)

(sound of laughter)

CHLOE: Christian, Benjo... I brought you some snacks...

Take some rest first.

I made you some orange juice.

EMIL: Chloe, why don't you join us.

CHLOE: Oh my, no, my body is not as fit as it used to be.

EMIL: Join us for a swim.

BENJO: Yes, join us.

CHLOE: No, you three enjoy the pool.

CHRISTIAN: Swim...

BENJO: Wow, is that sweet?

(overlapping banter)

Cheers!!!

(lighthearted music)

BENJO: Wow, it's delicious.

(light, friendly banter)

(light and happy musical score)

(ambient sounds)

KELLY: Hey...

PADS: What?

KELLY: What's all this? Why did you have to make me dress us when its so humid.

Where are we going?

PADS: Well...today is kind of special.

KELLY: What's so special about today when there's no occasion I can think of.

PADS: There is none. I just want it to be special...

...and eating out is getting boring.

KELLY: So, where are we going?

PADS: We are not going anywhere, we're just staying home.

KELLY: Then why did we dress up?

PADS: Why? Is it bad to dress up at home...it's not as if we can just walk around naked.

KELLY: We can do that...

PADS: You're crazy.

Ouch.... ouch, it hurts...

KELLY: Huh?

PADS: Ouch... ahhh... it's painful...

KELLY: What...what?

PADS: Here... here...

(Pads muttering)

KELLY: What is this? A tire?

PADS: No! You're crazy, wear it.

KELLY: Why would I wear a metal tire?

PADS: Dimwit, can't you see that's a ring? That's for you so wear it.

KELLY: Where did you get this? You dug it from someone's grave, right?

PADS: Excuse me, I saved up for that and bought it with my hard-earned money. Wear it.

KELLY: Why would you give me a ring?

PADS: We look stupid here, let's sit properly.

That's for you!

KELLY: I asked, why are you giving me a ring?

You want me to lend you money right?

PADS: Why do you need to ask a lot of questions?

We've known each other for so long... of course, you mean a lot to me.

KELLY: What is this for? I don't have a present for you; you didn't say anything about gifts.

PADS: Can't you just wrap your head around the thought that you are precious to me?

You're making me say things over and over again.

KELLY: I already knew I was important to you for a long time but why give me a ring now? What does this mean?

PADS: You're so annoying.

Is it so hard to understand?

Can't you feel?

Can't you understand it in your thick skull?

I love you, dimwit!

KELLY: Jerk!

PADS: I just told you I love you and I'm a jerk?

KELLY: Ouch...

KELLY: Why would you fall for me when you knew me even before I was a woman.

Don't prank me, it's not funny. There is your ring.

PADS: I said, wear it.

It's not because you were gay or whatever...

...you know you're pissing me off.

You look down on yourself,

...for me...

...you're gay...

...you're a woman... I value you...

I love you!

We look like fools here...

KELLY: Are you serious?

PADS: No, I'm just making you laugh (sarcastically).... of, course I am serious.

KELLY: You really are dumb.

PADS: So are you...

(flirty exchange)

PADS: I really do love you!

KELLY: I love you too.

PADS: You are as crazy as I am.

KELLY: Wena, is this okay?

PADS: I already talked to her...

KELLY: I will talk to her later...

(soft romantic music)

PADS: I love you, Kelly.

KELLY: I love you, Pads.

(romantic scoring)

(scoring swells)

(door opens)

EMIL: Ahhhh, Chloe, look at the two of them,

They're sleeping in exactly the same position.

CHLOE: Christian takes after Benjo so much.

EMIL: What are you saying? Christian is number 1 in class, right?

Remember, I was number in class as well...so he takes after me.

Wait, what about you? What trait did he get from you?

Being nitpicky?

CHLOE: Excuse me, look at his eyes...

(Both giggling)

EMIL: Do that again, it makes you so ugly.

CHLOE: I was just making a point.

EMIL: Look at them, they're sleeping so soundly.

CHLOE: Damn Emil, you smell like something burning.

EMIL (sniffs): Excuse me, that's not me.

CHLOE: Shhh, you'll wake them up.

EMIL: Hey, you left your cooking on the stove again.

CHLOE: Hush...

EMIL: Gawk all you want... let me get it....

(door closes)

(soft, gentle music)

BENJO: Come here Chloe, we have a surprise for you so you don't look like something the cat dragged in.

EMIL: Exactly, so you don't grab someone else's husband again.

CHLOE: Huh?

EMIL: I'm kidding (laughs)

BENJO & EMIL: Watch...

(OST Instrumental plays)

BENJO & EMIL: Surprise...

EMIL: It's great isn't it?

BENJO: Go on... you deserve it!

(overlapping, excited voices)

(musical scoring changes)

(fast, exciting beat plays over the OST instrumental)

BENJO (VO): Because of Chloe's make-over, she had a string of suitors.

Especially because of her penchant to use a lot of dating apps.

So, it's only expected that guys with such diverse personalities decided to pursue her.

Of course we won't just sit back and allow her to get into a relationship.

We're her number one defender.

So the courting became like a panel interview.

This was totally crazy!

(transition sound effect)

CLARENCE: By the way, my name is Clarence.

MARVIN: Hi, my name is Marvin.

GIAN: Call me by my name Chloe, it's Gian.

GIAN: Hi, I am BJ.

JAIME: It's kinda hot in here.

RAM (almost gibberish): Dude, I'm kinda confused, what is really happening here?

VAH: I am Vah!

(screams)

MARVIN: I'm an actor, I'm here to court Chloe; I believe that's obvious?

Here are flowers for you...

And a picture of me... it's already autographed.

GIAN: I'm here to capture your heart.

You know Chloe, I've never really had a girlfriend.

I've always had boyfriends (giggling)

RAM: You know what Chloe, I forgot the Starbucks from BGC that I was supposed to bring.

Ahhhh... why am I here?

(Kelly talking gibberish)

JAIME: I'd really love to date Chloe but I already have a kid, is that okay?

CHLOE: Is that an issue for you... I also have a son.

JAIME: You have a kid?

(scoffs) I did not know that.

CLARENCE: I am here for Chloe.

Because I love for a chance to date her.

BJ: Hey Chloe, I'm here today to court you.

Remember we made a bet last time?

Here on Mobile Legends and you lost.

We even did a live stream.

VAH: I'm here to capture your heart.

(eerie music plays)

Because I'm hungry for your body...literally.

Chloe, I brought something for you.

Here... some potion.

(lights flashing on and off)

(Vah laughing)

This is for you.

CLARENCE: Actually, my brother just died.

Car accident.

Now, my Mom, she love's my brother so much.

All she does now is bicker at me.

GIAN: I promised my parents I'd give them grandkids.

You know what Chloe, if you choose me, I promise, you're life will be oh, so, gay.

CLARENCE: I'm not sure I could commit a hundred percent.

I'm also still looking for my own identity.

MARVIN: It's good I was able to squeeze you into my schedule.

I'm usually so busy.

Don't we just chat on Messenger?

Usually just a call.

BJ: Remember our bet? If you lose, I will date you.

You know, I've been so alone for so long... you know...

Now, I want to...

RAM: This is something my mom cooked.

I brought that for you, Chloe.

I hope you like it.

CLARENCE: Wait, here's my Mom's alcohol.

She's a drunkard, so I stole it.

Chloe, you better have this.

BJ: I have something for Chloe,

Do you want me to send you some Mobile Legend stuff?

I'll send them over as gifts.

GIAN: Chloe...

That's a Dior...

it's a beautiful bag... (whispering) because that used to me mine (giggling)

LINDEN: Thank you...

KELLY: If you were a type of food, what would you be?

BJ: Huh? Hotdog!

Yes... that's it... hotdog!

CHLOE: You're a hotdog too... (everyone else is talking on top of each other)

GIAN: You know what? If I were food?

I would be "Adobo"

So that it will be so full of pepper corns (in local language "paminta" - in gay lingo, it means a masculine acting gay person)

CHLOE (whispering): I had a hunch...

RAM: I think I'll be "Pinakbet" (mixed vegetables)

It roughly translates to "Pina" (the most) "Bet" (chosen)

(excited clamor on the lame pick-up line)

MARVIN: I'd probably be, "Menudo" (Spanish meat stew)

It's meaty, something you can suck on...

Sometimes, you can even put in vegetables.

JAIME: Before I answer that question...

This is better than any food...

But, I feel like I'm adobo.

KELLY: Oh no, you can't be adobo.

We had that earlier.

BENJO: No copy paste.

JAIME: Then, something sour.

Sinigang (sour stew)

CLARENCE: Wait, I'll choose my mother.

My brother just died remember?

And I'll leave her, that will just make her mad at me more.

VAH: Food?

"Dinuguan" (Blood stew)

Cooked with true blood.

Fresh liver...

Fresh intestines...

True and freshly harvested human internal organs.

CHLOE: Why are the lights going on and off?

LINDEN (fearful): Let us ask you this... what do you think is the essence of being a husband?

MARVIN: Oh no, I am not thinking about being a husband.

I really don't... I do not want marriage.

I just want hook-ups.

CLARENCE: I'm having a nosebleed.

But...being a husband?

GIAN: Husband?

But, I want to be the wife!

I want to be the light of the home.

Why would I be the husband, my God!

And... why is there that paperweight?

Just when I had the courage to do this, I'm getting distracted by that naked figure of a man.

How can I make good on my promise to my parents to marry and have kids?

Chloe...

BJ: Me? Husband?

I am just a kid!

Let's just play a game.

VAH: A husband?

Chloe, I want us to start a new world...

You need me Chloe...

You need me....

(demonic laugh) You need me!

We will start a family of antichrists.

And we will conquer the whole world...

Come to me Chloe...

(screams)

RAM: I think, I'm not ready yet about that kind of thing.

I think, I'd rather focus on loving the girl first.

I'll wait for when I am ready.

But I don't think about it right now.

JAIME: Can I ask for a translator?

Maybe you have a translator?

Can I request for one?

(jury muttering) Maybe he should have brought Miss Colombia.

What do you mean by essence?

You see, Science is my favorite subject, I never really liked English.

BENJO (VO): But among all the suitors...

One will definitely be above the rest...

Chloe met him through Architech Jimmy,

Do you remember Archilect Jimmy?

This one was Jimmy's classmate in high school.

And during one gathering at home, Jimmy brought him...

That's where he met Chloe.

By the way, my name is Adam.

ADAM: And this is for you.

(gentle music plays)

Before I introduce myself more, I would just like to say my intentions..

You know I don't want anything more...

But to get to know you...

To be with you...

And I know that the queue is long...

You are so beautiful so I know a lot probably likes you.

But, I am here...

Ready...to open up...

Everything about me.

But before I ask for you hand,

I would like to give respect to the people whom you love.

To these people who are close to your heart.

To you Ma'am Linden...

To Ma'am Kelly....

To Benjo and Emil...

I want to start right...

I want to ask their permission...

if it's alright for me to date you.

KELLY: Adam, if you were a kind of food, what would you be?

ADAM: Food...

I'd probably be "Paella"

(laughs selfconsciously) Paella because, its already a complete meal by itself.

It's already complete.

LINDEN: If it's alright, I have a question for you...

What do you think is the essence of being a husband?

ADAM: The essence of being husband...

A husband is not just a long term partner...

A husband is someone she can lean on...

...someone who's shoulder she can cry on...

...someone she can be with in joys and in bounty...

...in happiness, in sadness...

...most importantly, someone who can accept Christian just like his own...

And I think I am ready for all those...

LINDEN (flustered): Ah, ah... thank you very much...

If we get to see each other next time...

It means you got the hearts of the people (laughs)

KELLY: What do you mean, there's a voting?

LINDEN: Yes, the people will vote for you first...Thank you so much....