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♪
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♪ Ooh, TV time ♪
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♪ TV time, I'm about to
get my TV on ♪
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♪ TV time, TV time ♪
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♪ Nothing comes between me
and my ♪
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♪ TV time... ♪♪♪
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♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow ♪
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MAN ON TV: Previously on
"The Families of Fairfield"
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FLORENCE: Oh, no, my crumpets
burnt.
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I can't present these
to the queen.
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Ooh, I can't wait to see
how you get out of this one.
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Did Florence fix those
red bell crumpets yet?
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Mmhmm, it's just starting.
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Ah.
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Hey, babies.
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Oh, hey, Ma.
You all set?
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I'm all set.
All right.
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Hey, babe, Mom and I are
gonna run some errands.
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Do you need me to pick up
Sssh!
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We're watching our show!
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FLORENCE: Oh no,
these are burnt too.
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You done messed up now,
Florence.
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What is this show?
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It's a British reality show
about three families
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who are trying to prove they're
more posh than the other.
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Well, why is that woman
crying over her biscuits?
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Come on, Grandma, those
aren't biscuits.
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They're crrumpets.
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Well, what's the diffference?
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Pay them no attention,
all right?
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'Cause they can't be bothered
when they're watching this show.
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Well, it looks like a big
waste of time to me.
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It's not.
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This show is a reflection of
how we put too much pressure
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on ourselves to appear more
than what we are.
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And they get into some
pretty sick fights.
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YASMINE: [laughs]
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Well, you two go ahead and
watch your "show,"
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'cause no one else in this house
is interested in watching it.
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Did I miss anything?
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Florence burnt some more
crumpets.
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Do better, Flo.
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Okay, well, Charlie
doesn't count. Come on.
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Did they go see the
queen yet?
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Did they go see the queen yet?
Did they go see the queen yet?
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Did they? Did they?
Did they? Did they?
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[heavy breathing]
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Myles, you have failed
your family.
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Come on here, boy.
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Apparently.
VIOLA: Hurry up.
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WOMAN TV: Crumpets and
tea for everyone.
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[munching]
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ALL: Oooh.
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♪ There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
I'mma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go, I'mma
get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in ChiTown ♪
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♪ Living large, I'm trying to
balance school and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far,
ain't no better feeling ♪
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♪ I tell 'em, you gonna
love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan,
Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Tell 'em you gon' love
Young Dylan ♪♪♪
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♪
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[bang]
[gasps]
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What's with the cane?
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It's an African walking stick.
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Pretty cool, right?
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Well, why do you have it?
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And why do you smell like
Uncle Myles when he tries
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to prove he's still got it?
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Can't I smell nice for school?
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No, bro, you stink.
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Yes, but usually, I stink
like a boy.
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Today...
[bang]
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[in deep voice] I stink
like a man.
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[gasps] Wait!
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Do you have a crush on Staci?
Staci?
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I don't know any Stacis.
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Hi, Charlie.
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Okay, I know one Staci.
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She's just so cute
and nice...
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and cute.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Is this your first crush?
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Yes, this is my first crush.
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I never tried to talk to
a girl I liked.
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The thought of it makes me
nervous.
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When I'm nervous,
I have to pee.
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Man, all you gotta do is
go over there
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and spit your game, girls
love a confident man.
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Confident. Gotcha.
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Hi, would you like to buy
a ticket
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for the Kids Night Out
fundraiser?
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There will be games and food,
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and all the money goes
to the science club.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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I go peepee!
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Guess all that confidence is
about to get
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flushed down the toilet.
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♪
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MALE ON TV: You, sir,
have besmirched my honor.
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Uhoh.
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He put his tea down.
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Finley, you are in trouble.
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Mom?
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Hey, Viola, we weren't
expecting you.
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Oh, I just stopped by
to say hi.
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And then got wrapped up
in this.
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An infomercial about
foot cream?
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Mama, what's wrong
with your feet?
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Uh, I have some issues.
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Are you wearing
my slippers?
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Will everyone stay out
of my business?
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Your mom's buying me
new slippers.
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♪
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"I go peepee"?
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Why didn't you stop me?
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I heard what happened
today.
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Word travels fast.
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Embarrassing words travel
even faster.
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Oooh, I blew it.
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Just tell me
what happened.
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Well, I listened to Dylan
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Ah, babababah.
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There's your problem.
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You never listen to Dylan.
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Thankfully, I'm here
to help.
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Help with what?
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Help undo this mess you made
with Charlie and Staci.
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Charlie doesn't handle
rejection well.
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That's not true.
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♪
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Mom, I found a tiger
for sale.
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It's half off if we buy it
today! Can we?
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We are not buying a tiger.
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I understand.
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[hysterical crying]
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♪
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Okay, it's a little true.
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And that was just
this morning.
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Well, now that I know
the situation,
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I'll do a better job
of helping.
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Please.
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I'll have you and Staci
holding hands in no time.
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Maybe I should
This doesn't have anything
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to do with you, Charlie!
Yeah, Chuckles!
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Why don't you take a walk
while we handle our business?
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We can't both help Charlie.
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We can both try.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying, whoever helps
Charlie win over Staci
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is the winner.
Fine.
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Our usual bet then?
Double it.
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I can't afford that.
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Well...
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Fine!
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Good.
Then it's a deal.
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♪
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All right, we need to lay down
the ground rules for this bet,
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because I wanna win it
fair and square.
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I do too, which is why I
think you should go first
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to try to help Charlie
win over Staci.
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You do?
What's the catch?
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No catch.
Spit your knowledge.
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Okay. Hey, Charlie.
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So, which one of you are
going to help me?
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Becca's gonna try
I'm not gonna try.
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I'm gonna win.
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Help...you win
the girl of your dreams.
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Charlie, girls don't like
that super shiny, arrogant,
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bad boy personality.
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Then what do they like?
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They appreciate a guy who
embraces their sweet side.
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Yeah, and all those guys
end up in the friend zone.
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What was that, Dylan?
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Nothing, carry on.
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How do I show
my sweet side?
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You're not, I'm gonna
do it for you.
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I'm texting Staci right now
to tell her that you think
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the idea to raise money for
the science club is brilliant
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and you'd love to help.
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Now she'll think you're
brilliant
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and will probably ask you out.
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Yeah, you can go to
club friend zone,
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I hear it's popping.
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Yeah. Dylan might be right
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about the friend
[phone dings]
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Staci says she's at school
decorating right now
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and wouldwhat's
that word, Dylan?
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Love?
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Love, yes.
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Charlie, Staci would love
your help.
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Rebecca, you did it!
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I get to spend time with
Staci!
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No one's going into
the friend zone on my watch.
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♪
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I'm in the friend zone!
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If only someone had seen
this coming.
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Oh wait, they did.
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After I put up all
the decorations by myself,
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do you know what she said?
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"Thanks, Charlie, you're
so sweet and reliable.
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You're a great friend."
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Ouch.
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Chuckles, don't worry.
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Help is on the way.
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Lucky for you, you're related
to the biggest ladies' man
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that ever lived.
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Dad?
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The fact that you said that
tells me that you
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have a long way to go.
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I'm talking about me.
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I'm a black belt in swagfu.
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Teach me your ways.
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School is in session.
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So, why do ladies
love rappers?
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Because they got that swag
locked and lit.
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But what if you don't have swag
already built into your DNA?
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Okay, I think
You fake it until you make it.
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Now, let's continue this
upstairs.
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♪
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And he scores
for the winning touchdown!
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Dylan with the amazing throw!
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Happy Birthday!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Yaaaaaah!
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Now we're talking.
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Thanks for the clothes.
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No!
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Now, the next thing is
communication.
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Girls don't like
when you talk too much,
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so you're gonna have to talk
without using words.
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That means,
"What's up?"
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And that means,
"How you doing, boo?"
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And that means, "Yo,
why you up in my grill?!"
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They all look the same.
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Dylan, I'm not
all up in your grill.
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[gasps]
I understood that one!
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Of course you did.
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00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,983
Now it's your turn
to practice.
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Here, practice with this.
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Ooh, too much neck.
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Better.
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♪
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Yeah!
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Yeah! Let's go!
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MAN ON TV: Oh, it's broken!
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Come on, Albert,
not the arm, man.
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00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,906
How you gonna win
the polo match without him?
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00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,975
You can't. And the queen
is coming.
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00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,644
This is
[door closes]
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[water splashing]
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00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:57,518
Oh, you didmwah
you've done the dishes.
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00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:58,519
Sure am.
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00:11:58,619 --> 00:11:59,853
You need some help drying?
No!
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II mean, no, I got this.
259
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,058
Yeah, you know, I
Okay, are you sure?
260
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,927
Absolutely, yes!
Okay.
261
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,395
Yes.
Okay.
262
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,030
You've been out showing
houses all day, you know,
263
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,131
I'm sure you're exhausted,
264
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,399
so you know
But you know, I
265
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,968
No, girl, if youwould
you please go on upstairs
266
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,270
and rest your pretty little
feet?
267
00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:17,471
Okay.
[laughs] I got this.
268
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,106
You got this.
[laughing]
269
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,276
Okay. [laughing]
270
00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,577
MYLES: God.
271
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,118
Ooh, Dylan gonna be mad
about his tablet.
272
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:36,723
♪
273
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:41,495
Welcome to the Kids
Night Out fundraiser!
274
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:45,432
I'm DJ
Principal Mathththews!
275
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,167
Let's raise some money and
get the science club
276
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,203
some new face shields.
277
00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:53,340
Pewpewpewpew!
278
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,044
♪ It's getting hot in hurr ♪
279
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,079
No, really,
it's quite hot.
280
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,881
Can someone turn on
this fan?
281
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:06,920
♪
282
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,190
♪
283
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,692
[sneezes]
284
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,994
Yeah, that shirt's
yours now.
285
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,964
Sorry, forget to ask my mom
for my allergy medicine.
286
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,635
Dude, act cool.
287
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,071
I think Staci's checking
you out.
288
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,072
She is?
289
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,409
She is.
290
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,412
She's probably wondering
why you're dressed like
291
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,581
a music video threw up
on you!
292
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,120
Ignore the hater, Chuckles.
293
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,689
What if she comes over?
294
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,193
Uh, I feel like I got to
go to the bathroom.
295
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,095
Relax, just remember
your training.
296
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,329
Oh, and I almost forgot.
297
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,164
Last thing, act like you
don't even care,
298
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:54,234
like she's not even
on your radar.
299
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,502
Whassup?
300
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,205
Act like wha
Hi, Charlie.
301
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,141
You look...different.
302
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,210
It's nice.
303
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:07,648
Charlie?
Hello?
304
00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:12,019
Okay, uh, have fun tonight,
I guess.
305
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,560
How'd I do?
306
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,695
See, it wasn't terrible.
307
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:24,765
He's right.
308
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,202
It was way worse!
309
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,436
[groans]
310
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,942
♪
311
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,248
What?
312
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,483
They didn't invite Florence
to the gala?
313
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:47,054
Come on, without her
[mumbling]
314
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,121
[in British accent]
Bloody!
315
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,924
It's gonna be a dob squib!
316
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:51,825
[normal voice]
I've
317
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,528
I've watched too
many episodes.
318
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,363
That's right, FloFlo.
319
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,199
You go to that gala
anyway, girl.
320
00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:05,973
BOTH: You're watching
"The Families of Fairfield."
321
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,575
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. Me neither.
322
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,844
MAN ON TV: Next time on
"The Families of Fairfield..."
323
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,883
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, I gotta admit,
324
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,384
the show's kind hot,
you know what I mean?
325
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,653
I likeit's kind of good.
Right.
326
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,288
I told my church group.
327
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,523
Everybody's watching it now.
328
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,091
Yeah.
[laughs]
329
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,959
Okay, look, look, look,
since we gave Yasmine
330
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,595
such a hard time about
watching the show,
331
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,664
I was thinking, you know,
we keep this little secret,
332
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,266
you know what I'm saying,
between mom and son.
333
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,634
Of course.
Yeah.
334
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,336
Can't have Yasmine knowing
I watch a trashy show
335
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,105
like this.
[laughs]
336
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,607
She already knows.
Mom!
337
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,176
What?
Youyou watch
338
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,044
a trashy show like this?
339
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,979
Save it, Myles.
340
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,117
So, all this time, you both
have been sneaking around
341
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,419
watching the show just so
you wouldn't have to admit
342
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,854
you like it?
343
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,124
Basically. Yeah.
[mumbling] Pretty much.
344
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:02,329
I'm sorry I gave you such a hard
time about watching the show.
345
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,064
[clears throat]
346
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,567
I'm sorry, too.
347
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,935
Couldn't hear you.
348
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:11,572
Well, you better had,
because I'm not saying it again.
349
00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:14,408
So, now that that's all
behind us,
350
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,643
who's up for watching
a few more episodes?
351
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,612
I'll get the snacks.
I'll get the drinks.
352
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,447
And I get the best seat
on the couch.
353
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:24,818
♪
354
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:28,021
♪
355
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,923
[sighs] I blew it.
356
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,326
Don't worry, Charlie,
your big sister will rescue you
357
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,895
from Dylan's hiphop headache.
358
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,397
Um, excuse me, you're
the one that gone him put
359
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,333
in the friend zone
in the first place.
360
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,502
That's only because I wasn't
there to walk him through it
361
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,203
step by step.
362
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,907
How 'bout you
step aside...
363
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,176
while we get back to winning
over Staci?
364
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,444
If he's gonna win over Staci,
365
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,312
the needs to stop pretending
to be you
366
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,214
and start pretending to be me.
367
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,983
Excuse me.
368
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,653
By saying everything
I tell him to!
369
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:03,724
Okay, but I did have one
Not now, Chuckles!
370
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,092
He needs to go over there
and show shawty
371
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,694
that he's the man.
He is not a man.
372
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,163
He's a sweet little boy
who needs to go over to Staci,
373
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:14,935
look her in the eyes and
read her this poem I wrote!
374
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,103
I just think that
I should
375
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,237
Sssh!
376
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:21,708
We're doing the thinking
for you.
377
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,043
Dylan, I'm just trying
to make sure my brother
378
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,812
doesn't get rejected by
his first crush.
379
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,581
Well, that's what I'm
trying to do too,
380
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,516
which is why I think he
should go over there
381
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,186
with a dope gift.
382
00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,888
Ooh, like that big gold
chain right there.
383
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:37,491
No, if it's going to win
her gift,
384
00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:41,094
it should be that...
385
00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:43,664
sweet, cuddly koala bear.
386
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:44,731
Wait here, Chuckles.
387
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,900
I'll go get you that chain.
388
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,269
I'll go get you that
koala!
389
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,470
Green!
390
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:55,042
BOTH: [grunting]
391
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,112
DYLAN: Green!
[music stammering]
392
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,348
Hey!
393
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,584
[applause]
394
00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:05,752
Oh, you think that's
gonna stop me?
395
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:08,021
I paid a lot of money
for this equipment!
396
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:15,229
BOTH: [grunting]
397
00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:17,264
No, uh!
398
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,602
What are we doing?
399
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,836
I'm trying to win
that bet.
400
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,438
I'm not sure what
you're doing.
401
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,276
Where'd he go?
402
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,381
Is he talking to Staci
without us?
403
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,016
[inaudible dialogue]
404
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,585
Oh, man, this is gonna
be bad.
405
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,021
[inaudible dialogue]
406
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,055
My plan worked.
407
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,258
You pay up!
No, my plan worked!
408
00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:45,726
You pay up.
409
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,862
[inaudible dialogue]
410
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,899
So which one of us wo
411
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:54,234
helped you win Staci over?
412
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,604
Neither.
413
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,541
I ignored you both
and was just myself.
414
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,075
And that worked?
415
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,647
I mean, good for you.
416
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,448
Did you ask her to be
your girlfriend?
417
00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:10,517
I did. But she said no.
418
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,486
You got rejected?
419
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,887
Are you okay?
420
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:17,958
You want me to find you a
pillow for you to scream into?
421
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,761
No, it's okay, she said
her family's moving
422
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:23,797
at the end of the month,
so it wouldn't work out.
423
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,866
But she touched my shoulder.
424
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,870
And that's something.
425
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:34,041
I'm sorry I gave bad advice.
426
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,376
And I'm sorry
hip hop couldn't fix you.
427
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,447
And I'm sorry to try to
make you cool like me.
428
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,986
I think that's as good
as you gonna get.
429
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,855
It's okay, you two are
just trying to help me,
430
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:50,224
and I appreciate that.
431
00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:53,460
Now if you don't mind,
Staci and I are going to dance.
432
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,165
♪
433
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,468
Finally, we got some
party people in the house!
434
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,637
Woowoowoowoowoo!
435
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:06,907
♪
436
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,375
I need a cupcake.
437
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:14,615
So, I guess neither of us won.
438
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,518
So what do we do
about the winnings?
439
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:20,220
Let's roll them over
into a new bet?
440
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,022
What are you thinking?
441
00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:24,992
I bet I can get Uncle Myles
to grow his weird beard again.
442
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,328
Mom hates that thing.
443
00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:32,199
I'll take that action.
444
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:36,069
Remember, tell your parents
that DJ Principal Mathththews
445
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,405
is available for banquets,
birthday parties,
446
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,541
and bar mitzvahs!
447
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:47,481
♪
448
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:54,021
Wait for it.
449
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,558
[sighs]
450
00:20:57,658 --> 00:21:01,061
Well, it's my face, Yasmine,
okay?
451
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:04,431
Besides, Dylan thinks
I look cool.
452
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,335
I believe you owe me
for winning the bet.
453
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,170
[groans]
454
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,972
I still can't believe you
convinced him to grow
455
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,908
that thing, but fine,
deal's a deal.
456
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,144
Our usual wager, right?
457
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:21,048
[sniffs] Ah!
That's the stuff.
458
00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:25,152
I do believe that our
original wager was for double.
459
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,756
Here!
460
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,325
Pleasure doing business
with you.
461
00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:34,094
Whatever, Dylan!
462
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,698
Did she pay up?
She sure did.
463
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,033
Yes. Haha!
464
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,435
Yeah.
465
00:21:41,535 --> 00:21:56,984
BOTH: [grunting]
466
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,988
Yeah, it's good hearing
from you too.
467
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:07,227
Sure, we can talk whenever
you want.
468
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,929
All right, deuces
to you too.
469
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,268
So, how's it going
reconnecting with your mom?
470
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:15,469
It's coming along.
471
00:22:15,569 --> 00:22:17,704
I told her I forgave her
for bouncing.
472
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:18,739
We're working through it,
473
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,774
it's just gonna take
some time.
474
00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:22,643
I think hearing from me
helps her.
475
00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:25,979
Well, I think you're
a pretty amazing kid.
476
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,182
Yeah, I really am.
477
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:29,316
♪
478
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:34,454
BOTH: [laughing]
479
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,850
♪
480
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:11,450
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