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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour
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Why's she here? Your brother treat
me like I'm a bra full of shit.
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I'm called Cem. My name is called
Sophie. You look like one sick guy.
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Yes, I'm really sick,
and so are you.
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Argh! Oh! Ooh!
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Oh, my God, he landed on his eyes.
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My dad kicked me out of my flat
and he lives in Cornwall.
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Birmingham. One night.
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And I only said yes cos you cried.
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SNORING
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello. Are you a tenant tonight?
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It's Sarah, 73 Walbury.
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The tenants downstairs
are having another party.
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You manage the property and do your
job, or I'm calling the police.
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It's late at night.
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DANCE MUSIC BLASTS
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Michael & Eagle Lettings.
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You've accidentally
got it a bit loud.
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Can we get it gently down? Can we
get the music gently down, please?
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You do need to get
the music gently down.
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That is a quick dance.
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Don't touch me!
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Don't put your whole body
on my back!
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Hello.
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Sorry, do you know who lives here?
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Please.
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Can you turn the music down?
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Please.
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I'm from the agency, is that OK?
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I don't want to.
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OK.
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Can you fix our boiler, please?
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I don't want to.
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FIRECRACKER EXPLODES
SOPHIE LAUGHS
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Ooh! Oh, wow.
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OK, I better get to work.
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I'm supposed to be...
SHE LAUGHS
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Oh! I'm supposed to be putting
papers in the bin.
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Well, thanks for having me
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and thanks for all them
dinner sandwiches.
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I've never had the sandwich
for dinner before.
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I thought it was just a lunch thing.
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You just have them in
the evening and that's it.
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OK. OK.
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Rememorised.
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SHE LAUGHS
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So I'll see you tonight.
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Oh, and remember, tell your brother
about eating the pizza. Ask him.
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Yeah.
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I know the flat comes with towels,
and... Don't know what I'm doing,
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it's not even unlocked.
Everything is new.
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Hello.
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Are you taking the flat?
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Sorry, no. Vasos, no, no.
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Dollar's in the zone, OK?
Don't break his flow.
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Why don't you pop home?
I've got today covered.
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No, I like to stay.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
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there's some beautiful
oranges in the kitchen.
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Imagine that, having an orange.
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Hi, Al.
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Oh, better than ever, thanks.
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I made you some Ferrero Rochers
to say get well soon to your eyes.
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You made me some Ferrero Rochers?
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Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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I ran out of nuts,
so some of it is rice.
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God. Oh, the smell is just
unbelievable.
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So, how is your eyes?
Do they still feel smacked?
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Oh, no, no, no, it's not painful.
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It's just a bit tricky,
when I try to see things.
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Oh, no. Yeah, but I went on the net,
got a little bit of advice.
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It just says I need to look
at black
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for a couple of minutes
every half hour, so...yeah.
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I'm just putting the time in.
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Ferrero Rocher, yeah?
Who's making them snacks?
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I did it. Nope.
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This floor is made of slips.
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I swear the pong
I passed on the way here,
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your bloody crime-time boyfriend
chucking bangers at a phone shop.
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Don't!
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I'm already scared
you don't like him,
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sweating and shitting
myself every day.
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I don't like him making you do
swearing every time.
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Whatever. What time's chips? Al, me
and Sophie are having chips tonight.
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Come on, football. Congrats.
That sounds great.
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Yeah, but, also, how about this?
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Instead of chips,
we can have pizza with me and Cem.
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Come on, yeah, football, pizza.
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No, no, no, just the chips,
me and you. Thank you, Sophie.
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Yeah, but actually, pizza is so nice
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and you can have cheese
and tomato flavour.
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And I did already tell Cem
that he could come.
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Is this your boyfriend,
Sophia? Yeah.
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Stathi, let him come to your chips.
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I think it's pizza now, Vasos.
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Well... What, just me, you and him?
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Please, just come and just check
if you like him for me.
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Please, just this one. I'll go,
but I'm not going to go on my own.
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I'm going to be a spare boy
at my own chips.
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You could take Katia.
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She's kissing me about you
every day.
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I'd rather take red metal, OK?
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WHISPERING: Stath.
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Well, I can't go with her, she's got
a bloody boyfriend, that's rude.
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Correction. Don't have a boyfriend.
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We broke up last night.
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Well, then, do you want to go
for a pizza tonight, Carole?
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No. Sodding no. Why?
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Cos you're hectic and I don't
like spending time with you.
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Oh. Sophie, please don't tell me
you're taking Dr Crumples on a date.
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Look at the state of him.
No, that's not...
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No, cos it was our thing first.
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Oh, what girl you taking
then, Stath? Al?
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Sophie, where did - just out of
interest - where did Katia go?
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She's posting letters.
I don't mind. All right.
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Bye. And that's a full day's
work from Stath.
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Oh, shots fired! Wish I was fired.
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Go on, then, Soph, babe,
what you going to wear tonight?
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I was thinking just a...blue hat.
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No, Soph, it's dirty, cos you wear
it every day, don't you?
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It will have a band of gunk round
the inside rim, won't it?
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Sophia, you want £5 for clothes?
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Oh, really?
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Clothes, Soph?
Here you are, we're flush at the mo.
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Go on, buy yourself some jeggings or
whatever's shit and nice.
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Oh, God! You've earned it.
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Oh, my God, he's making it rain.
Thank you!
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You don't have to do...
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Vasos, I'm showing you, mate.
You let me run things
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and I'll turn this place into
a cash allotment, OK?
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Actually, do you know what? Business
is so good, everyone, afternoon off.
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Oh! Some news I can
get on side with.
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Not you. Let's just get
shitheads out, all right?
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Yeah, and I'll stay as
well, obviously.
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You can do whatever
you want, Carole.
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Have you had pizza before?
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It's so nice, different slices,
different flavours.
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Why would I not try pizza when
it's my favourite food? I adore.
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No. I'm asking.
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Do you want to have a pizza with me,
Sophia, and that idiot boy tonight?
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No.
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Oh, what? Is that you saying no?
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Of course!
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You treat me with
shouting every day.
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Why you not try treating me
with tender care?
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Maybe you say, "Hey, Katia, I hear
you have a new tattoo of a crow.
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"How's it looking?"
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Sorry. You fancy me.
Every day you fancy me.
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And then the one time I want
to fancy you for the day,
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and you don't even do it back!
That's rocking my confidence, girl.
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Oh, yeah, I fancy you.
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Sophie said you live in your car.
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I can't wait to have
a gear for pillow.
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I don't sleep in my car.
That's not..
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Oh, really? I don't.
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You keep all your clothes
in your car.
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Er, that's my cousin's clothes.
So, you don't know anything.
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Look...
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Ugh!
PHONE RINGS
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Oh!
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Yes!
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What?
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What do you mean they're still
having a party? It's lunchtime!
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What, they're not even going
to stop for a spot of lunch?
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DANCE MUSIC BLASTS
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HE MOUTHS
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SMOOTH JAZZ
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DANCE MUSIC
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Oh, my God.
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Er...
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Yeah, so I was saying,
it's not running hot. Yes.
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What?
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Aren't you from the agency?
Can't you fix it?
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Fix the...shower?
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What?
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But we had such a crazy dance, no?
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You took my jacket off.
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I was going like that on
your head in the dance.
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I don't know, I'm fucked! I'm taking
it off so you don't get it wet.
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Well, do you want to come
for pizza tonight?
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No! Oh.
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Yeah, I'll go for a pizza.
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SOPHIE: I can't believe Julian gave
me all these 50 quids.
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Welcome to Aladdin's cave.
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Do you think I'd look good
with a new hat look? Yeah!
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Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God. That's it.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow, yeah, a unicorn.
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Oh, my God. That's great.
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That is your one, though. Oh, yeah!
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Oh, my God.
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Stath would love things like these.
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It's like what a model wears, innit?
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Oh, what does that say?
"Urban Christ."
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That's a powerful thought.
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This is just like my one, Al. Look.
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Oh, yeah.
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THEY LAUGH
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It's quite a good fit, actually.
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Hello, my name is Alistair.
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Don't, that's perfect.
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Hello, my name is, you know, Sophie,
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and I've got a wonderful
singing voice
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and I'm hopefully talented
at dancing as well.
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My name's Al.
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Can I...? I wish I could stop
letting flats, but I can't.
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You're making me jealous of myself.
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I haven't let a flat this month.
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THEY LAUGH
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That's next month, tomorrow.
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It's nice here without
dickheads, innit?
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It's lovely here without dickheads.
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It feels elite.
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Sort of, like, Virgin or something.
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It's usually a little bit
easyJet around here.
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It feels the same.
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I mean, Stath's never here anyway.
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The guy just comes in for
like five minutes,
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then runs around London, shouting.
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Yes, Dean, such dry jokes.
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Proper dry, I love that. Well dry!
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Smethwicks was just like this.
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Like, high japes, high banter,
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monster work ethic, just pulling
all-nighters in the office,
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just get the gack in.
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Up till three, just lifting 40s,
ready. You up for a bit of that?
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Yeah. Ooh, yeah. I mean, I'll get
a bit, throbby on the old gack,
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cos of the bump, but I can sit here
all night, yeah, for sure.
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Yeah, Dean? Dean? Uh, I can't.
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I've got...
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Shit. No, big man, you're staying,
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you're going to love it.
He's psyching himself up, look.
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Yes! He loves it. Coffees.
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Yeah. Coffee, coffee, coffee.
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Are you going to do it? OK.
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All right.
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OK? Yeah.
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Hello. Hello.
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Do you have anything
that costs £1 million?
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THEY LAUGH
No.
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Are you going back to Birmingham?
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Is that long?
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Yes. Yeah, but I've got
the Rocher to keep me going.
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Oh, and so funny, yeah.
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Have a delicious pizza
and tell your boyf...
249
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,720
..I say...
250
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,640
"Hey, cool guy."
251
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,720
I will. And, maybe I'll do
the peace sign. Ooh!
252
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,480
Nice idea.
253
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,800
He's not properly my boyfriend.
254
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,640
We're just taking it by steps.
255
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,000
Oh, well, OK.
256
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,560
Bye.
257
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,720
You look wonderful, sweetheart.
258
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,840
Thanks.
259
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,560
I was worried it wouldn't fit me
cos I had so many Rochers.
260
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,320
Oh. Oh. Sorry, I know it's
not my flat any more,
261
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,120
I just wanted a warm situation.
262
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,120
Oh, are you looking forward
to pizza later? Also, I got you...
263
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,960
I'm not going to come
to that any more.
264
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,280
Huh? I'm full.
I already had too many...water.
265
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,800
Oh. Please?
266
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,120
No.
267
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,840
Stathi, you need to grow up
with your sister.
268
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:05,040
Go to the food. She left you
something in your old room. Go.
269
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,760
Stath, do you like them?
270
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,680
Do you want to come pizza now?
271
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,720
Hello, Stath. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I'm incredible, thanks.
272
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,560
Oh, to the pizza thing?
273
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,400
Yeah, yeah, I would...
Yeah, I'd love to.
274
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,160
Would Sophie be OK with that?
275
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,760
Oh, great.
276
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,880
Yeah.
277
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,400
No, you're the mayor
of gentleman town.
278
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,640
OK, bye.
279
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,240
HE SIGHS
280
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,880
Real pizza style, huh?
281
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,200
You look so nice.
282
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,720
Well, you look nice.
283
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,600
You look like bloody Usher.
You look wonderful, man.
284
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,920
Oh, my God, do I? Yeah.
285
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,280
I hope he doesn't think
I'm copying him. What, Usher? Yeah.
286
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,840
Oh, my God, you can smell
the pizza cooking.
287
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,000
They are, they're doing it
just right.
288
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,200
I didn't know you asked
Katia to come.
289
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,720
Ooh, oh.
290
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,240
I didn... I didn't!
291
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,120
Well, I did, but she said no.
292
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,440
I invited my friend, Al, instead.
293
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,480
I hate her.
294
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,320
You invited Al?
Stath, that's mixed emotions.
295
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,840
Then we're both concerned,
aren't we? So it's fair.
296
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,320
Hello, old geezer.
297
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,840
Oh, Urban Christ.
298
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,080
Goddamn.
299
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,720
Hey, Sophie.
300
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,480
It's great to see the hat.
Oh, and the T-shirt.
301
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640
Lovely.
302
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,280
You going to go for it?
303
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,880
My guy! All right, I'll pick over
the paperwork. You just sign.
304
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,600
All right, safe.
305
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,480
Bosh! Three in one hour!
306
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,880
Mwah!
307
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,120
I swear, bruv,
they got me working late.
308
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,520
Ordered Chinese and not even
no sweet and sour.
309
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,560
So you'd like to have that flat
then, would you, sir?
310
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,200
Great, fantastic.
Well, that's all yours.
311
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,760
And, yeah, OK, mate.
312
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,280
I'll get that paperwork over to you.
313
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,200
I'll call you back,
I'll call you back, bruv, yeah.
314
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,960
Thanks for letting me come,
because I know maybe everyone thinks
315
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,480
I'm a bit dangerous, or whatever,
and it's a family night.
316
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,960
But I've only got so much respect
for you and your family.
317
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,680
You got good words, innit?
318
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,400
I like the way that you have
respected me tonight.
319
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,520
Stath, by the way, I like your new
kit, you look like desert prince.
320
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,920
Is it respect to interrupt?
321
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,200
SOPHIE TUTS
322
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,640
Hey, I like your... You got a
version, different version of hair,
323
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,760
small coming up.
324
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,840
Hey, guys, have you had a chance
to look at the food menu?
325
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,960
Yes, thank you, mate.
326
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,280
Oh, are you the waiter?
327
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,800
Er... Yep. Oh, OK.
328
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,080
Thank you, my compliments
for the chef.
329
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,040
From me, too.
Stath, you're the best one here,
330
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,280
so why don't you order
for the whole table, innit?
331
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,640
Yeah, good.
332
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,600
Good choice.
333
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:03,080
OK, yeah, so we are all going
to have the pizza.
334
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,240
Yeah. Which...pizza?
335
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,200
Mmm, I can't say that, for sure.
336
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,440
Oh, can I please eat
the cheese and tomato one?
337
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,920
Tom-Tom Cheesy.
338
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,280
And the same for me, please, thanks.
339
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,960
And, Sophie, you're welcome to a bit
of mine, if you want to share.
340
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,360
But you ordered the same one,
Tom-Tom Cheesy.
341
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,240
Can I have the burger then,
the pizza, please, Tom Cheesing?
342
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,840
Do you have a pizza that's
half-half different toppings?
343
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,360
Yes. I don't want that.
344
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,040
I want all the same, beef.
345
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,280
Do you have Cheddar cheese?
We use mozzarella.
346
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,400
I want goat's cheese,
beef pizza, all the same,
347
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,600
and maybe you could do one slice no
toppings, with garlic bread slice?
348
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,080
I'm not sure about that.
349
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,240
Just get me some chips.
350
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,920
She knows her food, innit?
351
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,800
Can we get pizza AND chips?
352
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,400
For me, it seems like this one
has sausages and cheeses on it.
353
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,360
Can I have that one?
Or is that one not very nice at all?
354
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,040
It's nice.
355
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,600
Wow!
HE LAUGHS
356
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,280
I think I know which one I'm having.
357
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,280
It sounds delicious,
from what he said.
358
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,560
So, that one.
359
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,000
Any drinks, apart from tap water?
360
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,720
No.
361
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,160
He was very lovely.
Oh, yeah, I loved him.
362
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,560
Yeah, very professional.
363
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,320
The waiter? Ugh!
364
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,640
Too quiet. Shy.
365
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,200
Like, I will look at TV remote
366
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,040
and just press louder, louder,
louder.
367
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,320
Louder.
368
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,800
SQUEAKY LAUGH
369
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,200
Louder.
370
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,520
That's a unusual image, innit?
371
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,000
Mad.
372
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,280
That's so funny.
373
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,280
Very, very funny. Well done.
Thank you.
374
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,520
God, he's such a good bloke,
isn't he?
375
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,240
Good? What's good?
376
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,480
The guy's making us stay here
till...8:30pm?
377
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,720
Why am I looking at you at 8:30pm?
378
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,040
They are clutter, though,
aren't they? Them lot.
379
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,240
Just feels like we're keeping
them here for no reason,
380
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,600
do you know what I mean?
Just like hoarding Greek people.
381
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,680
Yeah. You've just robbed my mouth.
Yeah, couldn't agree more.
382
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,160
Yeah, get rid of them.
383
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,560
Brexit the lazy eejits.
384
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,640
OK, I know what you mean,
they're properly shit.
385
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,960
But, like, chill, innit?
It's their family business.
386
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,920
No, no, no, oi, oi! They could've
asked to stay late tonight.
387
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,240
I mean, we're making grounds here.
388
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,720
What the fuck are they doing
right now?
389
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,960
♪ My shoes, I paid for it
390
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,160
♪ My hair, I paid for it
391
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,120
♪ My lunch, I paid for it
392
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,120
♪ I paid for it all, £400. ♪
393
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,520
Well, well, well.
394
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,920
Sophie.
395
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,960
Yeah. Talented family, innit?
Well done. My God!
396
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,600
One singing, one stylish clothes
letting agent king.
397
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,480
Yeah. Cyprus success story, innit?
398
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,360
Well, thank you.
A perfect point.
399
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,080
Shall we do a toast
to Sophie and Stath?
400
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,480
And what's her name?
401
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,320
Katriona, cos she sang as well,
beautiful, like a drum.
402
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,400
I sang too, yeah.
403
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:57,480
And thank you for Cem
for turning chips into pizzas,
404
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,360
and for joining me and my sister
on to our lives.
405
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,280
Oh, that's lovely.
406
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,000
To Stath...
407
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,680
And Sophie, and Katia, and Cem.
408
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,920
Nice. Oh, and Al.
409
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,040
Oh, God. Oh, that looks so nice!
410
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,920
Stathy, look.
411
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,520
Wow. It's ketchup and cheese.
412
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,640
Sausage. Sophie, look. We've got
a broken one in the middle.
413
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,880
That's good luck, isn't it?
Ooh, it's the chips.
414
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,440
Oh, careful. Hey! Don't ever say
careful to my friend.
415
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,440
Are you trying to have a fight
with me, or something?
416
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,440
No.
417
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,520
Sorry, I'll get more chips.
418
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:36,280
Yeah, but also, you have to give us
a bottle of the wine for free,
419
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,920
to say you're sorry.
420
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,760
A sweet one, please.
421
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,120
No, you don't need to do this.
422
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,800
Rose.
423
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,160
OK. I'll see what I can do.
424
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,520
Who's this?
425
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,680
Who is this? Sophie!
426
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,360
Sophie, we got the rose.
So exciting. Bloody hell.
427
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,320
Excuse me, what is a rose?
428
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,000
Oh, it's wine. You'll like it.
429
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,360
Trust me, sexy.
430
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,160
Oi. That's thanks to Sophie.
431
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,560
♪ For she's the fellow
For she's the fellow.
432
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,520
♪ For she's the fellow
433
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,280
♪ For she's the fellow. ♪
434
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,240
Stath! Sorry, Al.
435
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,480
Oh, my God.
436
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,200
I want do what they're...
They're doing the thing
437
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,600
where they cross over, like that.
438
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,880
Ow... Oh, sorry.
439
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:24,600
Cheers to a wonderful evening,
and it's just amazing for everyone
440
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,720
to spend time together
and, you know.
441
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,080
That's for you. I've got enough.
It's nice crust. Is that my pizza?
442
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,600
Can I kiss one of your chips?
443
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,640
Like, oh, I ate it, instead.
444
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,360
OK, one, two, three...
445
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,080
Chip... Pizza and chips!
446
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,680
Should we keep this going?
Get a pudding somewhere, or, erm...?
447
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,680
Oh, my God, do you know, at 73
Walbury, they're having a party
448
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,920
that just goes on. It's wild.
We should go to that. No.
449
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,360
Booze and juggling at me
and Sophie's?
450
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,480
Yeah. Let's go.
451
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,960
Well, yeah, let's go.
452
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,160
All aboard champagne express.
453
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,400
Back seat life.
454
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,560
Is there room in the back?
455
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,400
No, I'm not sure there's any room.
Sorry, Al.
456
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,760
Oh, no, we got to make for Al
otherwise he's going to have to
457
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,680
walk back to Birmingham.
Oh, no, that's OK.
458
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,360
I'll just get another one
back to yours.
459
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,200
I'd love to buy us all,
like, a bottle of sake.
460
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,520
It's an amazing Japanese drink.
You're going to love it.
461
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,440
You sure there's no more
room for me?
462
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920
Please, let's go. I want to party.
463
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,720
Thank you, friend. And get me
a bottle of water, as well.
464
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,640
Shall we have sex together?
465
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,640
Yeah! Oh, my God. Is this your room?
466
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,160
Yes. This is so nice!
467
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,560
Did it myself. Really nice.
468
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,960
Really good decorating.
469
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,800
Quicker. Get it off.
470
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,000
Did that get you?
Is this all your stuff?
471
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,160
Yes, they're my clothes.
472
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,040
Oh, my God, everything's so nice.
That's my clothes,
473
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,320
and my box of bras.
Oh, my God. What size are you?
474
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,680
Do you like it when someone clicks
in your face?
475
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,120
Yeah. I love it.
476
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,720
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let me dance for you. OK.
477
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,360
Yeah, you're a tease, innit?
478
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,280
You have to keep very straight,
like pencil.
479
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,280
I feel like a snake on the ground.
Oh, my God, don't do it.
480
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,360
I'm being snake. Oh, my God.
481
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,480
A very, very dry snake.
482
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,320
I can't believe
you're being a snake.
483
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,880
Yes.
484
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,120
It's good?
485
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,400
Oh, yeah, brilliant.
Really brilliant.
486
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,800
Thank you for your time.
487
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,880
That's my CD.
488
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,320
That's sick.
489
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,960
And that's my picture of me
and the priest.
490
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,360
He dropped me in a drawer.
491
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,520
It was so funny.
492
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,920
That's mad.
493
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,360
And that's a shoe.
494
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,840
And those are my things.
495
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,880
That's sick.
496
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,800
And that's the space
I'm going to put a dog poo.
497
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,440
Why?
498
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,280
Oh, my God.
499
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,720
I don't know, it's a joke.
500
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,800
Joking.
501
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,120
OK.
502
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,040
I'm going to sleep on the couch.
503
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,440
Night.
504
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,640
Oh, and there's water in the froggy.
505
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,600
Sophie?
506
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,080
Yeah? Why are you out?
Do you want fresh water?
507
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,840
No, I've got scared thinking I was
going to do bum box in her bed,
508
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,640
so can I sleep in here?
509
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,320
Yeah, of course.
510
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360
Thanks.
511
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,160
I like him.
512
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,800
You know, he's got good politeness.
513
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,680
Yeah, he does.
514
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,560
I got nervous.
515
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,520
Yeah, that's why I came in here too.
516
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,600
I like her a lot.
517
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,240
Yeah.
518
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,440
Stathi, do you remember in Cyprus
519
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,560
when that priest dropped me in
a drawer?
520
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,440
Yeah. Like you were
bloody pair of socks.
521
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,880
Wait.
522
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,120
Did Al come back?
523
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,400
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